FanPost

Nick Diaz - The Musical




Yes. I know. Another Nick Diaz fanpost. But this one is different. It has the answers you've been waiting for. I've discovered why Diaz is like he is. He's just bad kid. (Please watch this. It will make more sense.)

Bad Kid. Diaz is a bad kid.

A product of 'no dad' kid.

Not like you or me.

Bad Kid, ain't no college grad kid.

Living life on the skid

209 ain't for you or me.

In his weight class

He is a minority.

Ain't got

No respect for authority.

He won't

Play well with others.

Flip a bird

And 'fuck your mothers'.

Can't make

Him go to the beauty pagaent.

Why not?

'Cus he's playing truant.

In Pride

He gogo'ed Gomi

While high

So don't be scared homie!

Well you gotta understand,

He only does these things because he's a real

Bad Kid. Diaz is a bad kid.

A product of 'no dad' kid.

Not like you or me.

Bad Kid, ain't no college grad kid.

Living life on the skid

209 ain't for you or me.

At 143

He threw a hissy fit

Lost the fight

So then he rage quit.

Didn't care

For Greg Jackson's gameplan

Condit ran,

Not like a real man.

Scoring the fight

Wasn't very hard.

Clean sweep

On the judges card

How come

Condit didn't brawl?

"Fuck this.

I'll do the boxing after all".

Well you gotta understand

He only does these things because he's a real

Bad Kid. Diaz is a bad kid.

A product of 'no dad' kid.

Not like you or me.

Bad Kid. Ain't no college grad kid.

Living life on the skid.

209 ain't for you or me. Not you or me.

\The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior users will need to choose a permanent username, along with a new password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

I already have a Vox Media account!

Verify Vox Media account

Please login to your Vox Media account. This account will be linked to your previously existing Eater account.

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior MT authors will need to choose a new username and password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Bloody Elbow

You must be a member of Bloody Elbow to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Bloody Elbow. You should read them.

Join Bloody Elbow

You must be a member of Bloody Elbow to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Bloody Elbow. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_5349_tracker