Yes. I know. Another Nick Diaz fanpost. But this one is different. It has the answers you've been waiting for. I've discovered why Diaz is like he is. He's just bad kid. (Please watch this. It will make more sense.)

Bad Kid. Diaz is a bad kid.

A product of 'no dad' kid.

Not like you or me.

Bad Kid, ain't no college grad kid.

Living life on the skid

209 ain't for you or me.

In his weight class

He is a minority.

Ain't got

No respect for authority.

He won't

Play well with others.

Flip a bird

And 'fuck your mothers'.

Can't make

Him go to the beauty pagaent.

Why not?

'Cus he's playing truant.

In Pride

He gogo'ed Gomi

While high

So don't be scared homie!

Well you gotta understand,

He only does these things because he's a real

Bad Kid. Diaz is a bad kid.

A product of 'no dad' kid.

Not like you or me.

Bad Kid, ain't no college grad kid.

Living life on the skid

209 ain't for you or me.

At 143

He threw a hissy fit

Lost the fight

So then he rage quit.

Didn't care

For Greg Jackson's gameplan

Condit ran,

Not like a real man.

Scoring the fight

Wasn't very hard.

Clean sweep

On the judges card

How come

Condit didn't brawl?

"Fuck this.

I'll do the boxing after all".

Well you gotta understand

He only does these things because he's a real

Bad Kid. Diaz is a bad kid.

A product of 'no dad' kid.

Not like you or me.

Bad Kid. Ain't no college grad kid.

Living life on the skid.

209 ain't for you or me. Not you or me.