Nick Diaz - The Musical
Yes. I know. Another Nick Diaz fanpost. But this one is different. It has the answers you've been waiting for. I've discovered why Diaz is like he is. He's just bad kid. (Please watch this. It will make more sense.)
A product of 'no dad' kid.
Not like you or me.
Bad Kid, ain't no college grad kid.
Living life on the skid
209 ain't for you or me.
In his weight class
He is a minority.
Ain't got
No respect for authority.
He won't
Play well with others.
Flip a bird
And 'fuck your mothers'.
Can't make
Him go to the beauty pagaent.
Why not?
'Cus he's playing truant.
In Pride
He gogo'ed Gomi
While high
So don't be scared homie!
Well you gotta understand,
He only does these things because he's a real
Bad Kid. Diaz is a bad kid.
A product of 'no dad' kid.
Not like you or me.
Bad Kid, ain't no college grad kid.
Living life on the skid
209 ain't for you or me.
At 143
He threw a hissy fit
Lost the fight
So then he rage quit.
Didn't care
For Greg Jackson's gameplan
Condit ran,
Not like a real man.
Scoring the fight
Wasn't very hard.
Clean sweep
On the judges card
How come
Condit didn't brawl?
"Fuck this.
I'll do the boxing after all".
Well you gotta understand
He only does these things because he's a real
Bad Kid. Diaz is a bad kid.
A product of 'no dad' kid.
Not like you or me.
Bad Kid. Ain't no college grad kid.
Living life on the skid.
209 ain't for you or me. Not you or me.
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Bad boys don’t cry you know
Forgot this striking shit, let's hug each other!
by UK MMA MAN on Feb 11, 2012 5:15 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
thats GREAT!!!!! Someone should make it a song really
I love it !!!!! :D
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"Maybe I m high.. maybe I'm not... maybe fuck you? Nick Diaz"
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Quietly leading Cecil Peoples Champs to victory and beyond.
All in the game yo, all in the game
by Our Bovine Public on Feb 13, 2012 6:53 AM EST up reply actions
nick's musical would just be tupac 'get it on till i die' song on repeat
My daddy didn't come to my play in 2nd grade so now I do MMA.
by RandyCouture'sDivorceLawyer on Feb 12, 2012 2:53 PM EST reply actions
Holla if ya hear me
or “runnin”
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Feb 12, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions

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