TUF 3 finalist Josh Haynes is now a policeman in Las Vegas and is featured on this episode of Cops Vegas Strip.
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This is actually called "Vegas Strip"
Basically a cops knockoff that only deals w/ obviously the Vegas Strip
Did they really need that many cops for two guys?
This entire thing seemed completely retarded for what they did. Especially since one guy didn’t do anything at all.
A chance to get on TV, and swing their dicks
I mean hey, if you can’t win a fight one to one, put on a uniform and a badge and get a load of your buddies to turn up, abuse their power and waste everyone’s time.
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by KJ Gould on Feb 1, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Cops/authority figure of the like abusing their power isn't exactly a new thing
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He handcuffed him and his friend for no good reason.
And when they asked why they were being handcuffed he didn’t really explain anything. It all just screamed “obey my authoritah.” And I was making a generalization off my experiences with the police, and things like the Stanford prisoner’s experiment and Abu Ghraib. Power and authority often turn people into monsters.
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they were being disrespectful you can't talk to a cop anyway you want to
one he just drank some guys beer and just walked off while they were in the middle of handling a situation. cops physically block and tape off areas they are doing arrest and investagating. take if from a person who has been put in cuffs over 30 times but never went to jail. it’s best to shut up and just do as they ask. wrong place wrong time and you fit the description. he asked for id he didn’t have one. another silly thing you can get arrested for. if you have no id how can they be sure who you are. your just asking to be locked up. he was drunk and acting the fool. i have been to vegas with my friends i was drunk. the cops left us alone because we left everyone else alone. i’m sorry i guess you take sips from random peoples drinks on the regular because thats very normal. what if that guy would have tried to hit him when that happened. he was sent to his hotel room where he needed to be. i was once arrested while waiting for my friend to open his door in his building. they asked for id and detained me until my friends mother came to door and confirmed they knew me. i was uncuffed and given my id back and told to have a good night. thats it i can’t blame them for doing their job. if i didn’t have a id they would have taken me in. if i would have popped my mouth off they would have made things tougher for me. like it or not and i don’t cops are the authority in our streets.

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by BloodbathAndBeyond on Feb 2, 2012 1:30 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Maybe a little
My late grandfather was a cop, and served as a navigator for the Royal Navy during World War 2. His was an era of serving and protecting the people, and not enforcing the state. He’d be ashamed at what the police in the Western, ‘civilised’ world has come to.
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ummmmm
His was an era of serving and protecting the people

by FiatJustitiaRuatCaelum on Feb 2, 2012 8:47 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Gramps didn't do that in London, England.
We’re a bit ahead of the curve.
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Bruv
Extolling the Met as some kind of virtuous paradigm of an establishment is kind of silly, yo.
Back in the 1940's and 1950's
The met weren’t secretly clansmen that left burning crosses on front lawns. Don’t get me wrong, tensions built in the communities over the decades spurned on by crap like the National Front in the 1970’s, and obviously we had the famous Brixton riots in the 1980’s.
Let’s not forget Jamaicans and those from the West Indies were invited to Britain and become citizens for their help in rebuilding the areas that were bombed during the war. The initial mood was welcoming because there was a united front post-war initially. It wasn’t until the baby boomer fuckwits grew up that problems really started escalating.
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KJ is right.

London Race Riots 1976.
I always understood Britain’s discrimination as traditionally being aimed more towards Irish Catholics and people from India/Pakistan.
And Bobbies don’t carry guns so brutality potential score UK 0-1 USA
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LOL, Maybe I mispoke
Beat cops like Haynes generally don’t carry fire arms.
Certain branches do carry weapons, I amend my previous statement.
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Dude, he is a beat cop, in a small English town.

I mean look at this shit!
The North remembers...
Would you like Freys with that?
There used to be pub signs that infamously said "No Blacks, No Dogs, No Irish".
But yeah, we’re kind of getting off point now. My point was my grandather’s era was when becoming a policeman was very respectable, and aside from a few bad apples a lot of policeman were respectful and helpful, and thus admired.
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6 squad cars once
The offense: I had a speeding ticket.
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it almost turned into worse when I asked “what no swat?”
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Yeah, law enforcement doesn't like that.
I once got into some trouble for telling a border guard his questions were semantically imprecise.
by Llewdor on Feb 2, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I’m no lawyer, but someone asks what he’s charged with, aren’t you supposed to … you know … tell him?
This.
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by Patrick Tenney on Feb 1, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
Nope
They don’t have to. Believe me, I know.
by ihateemo on Feb 1, 2012 9:30 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
You know how to spell police state?
O-B-A-M-A
/Volkmannized
Except he would actually be too far off.
by discoandherpes on Feb 2, 2012 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
I don’t generally discuss politics, but in the most neutral way possible I’d point to the patriot act preceding Obama.
Again, not choosing sides just stating facts.
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Tri Lateral Commision
google it, and scroll past wikipedia for your answer.
They’re in together and if you don’t know………
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by Harley hooper on Feb 2, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
Good one!
Google Cointelpro, Fred Hampton, Nazi and Nixon.
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Nice
Never heard of the the Cointelpro. Not gonna get political, but yeah its about 300 people that run the world and the president is merely a puppet no matter who it is.
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by Harley hooper on Feb 2, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
NDAA, authorizing assassinations of American citizens, ect.
Listen, I just believe that the Prez (the person with the biggest political platform in America) should be forced to state his opinion on controversial issues and forced to justify them. it would bring attention to the issues and force the Prez to have some sort of leadership.
by discoandherpes on Feb 2, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
Watch the video again... @ 2:05
I’m no lawyer, but someone asks what he’s charged with, aren’t you supposed to … you know … tell him?
He did, you didn’t listen, the cop at 2:05 said “Larceny from a Person”.
by higgledy-piggledy on Feb 1, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
I heard “lah brah brah fuh pluh.” In any case, not much detail.
And I really had no idea what the second guy did.
well depending on Las Vegas law you have obstruction and disorderly, of course neither did much, which is why all they got was a stern talking to. All the shit they were pulling with the cops almost got them charges though
by schm1583 on Feb 1, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Wasn't they
Just that one idiot…the lil dude was telling him to shut up and turn around
But you’re right, that guy was pushing it
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I've seen that before
It’s for their own protection since he wouldn’t leave and insisted on hanging around. He didn’t do anything, but since he had to stay put, cuff him just in case he tried to pull something.
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shouldnt the guy who had his beer sipped be the one to file the charge?
Looked like he wasn’t tripping off the kid who took a sip of his drink.
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by PhinsAllDay on Feb 1, 2012 10:04 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
He did but way after he was asked
The dude asked him several times, if you re-watch you’ll notice that he answers as he spins the dude around.
Not cool. The dude eve admitted to serving 6 years in the Army, he should have had some empathy, if there were no cameras and his superior didn’t seem for giving them a break I doubt Haynes would have had mercy.
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not until they book you
Even then you can be held 24hrs w/o probable cause. But in Canada they must tell you upon arrest.
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by Bloodsport on Feb 1, 2012 9:34 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
being detained
is not the same thing as being charged with a crime.
by FiatJustitiaRuatCaelum on Feb 1, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, being fingered is not the same as being ass-fucked but I would gander they both suck.
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heh detained means your going home once they sort everything out
charged means you need a lawyer lol. i have been detained and cuffed many times but thanks to id. always remember to have your id on you kids and not doing anything stupid i get to go on my way. also be respectful and joke only if the cop is joking and you to will make it home safe lol
that sux
Been there before young and a devil dog. I’d rather deal with the police then be hung over with a pissed off PS.
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by Bloodsport on Feb 1, 2012 9:28 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Looks a lil like
Junie on roids
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by RECE ROCK on Feb 1, 2012 10:10 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I always liked Josh Haynes
That kid kind of needed a little bit of a smackdown. This was nothing more than an attempt to scare him a little. Calling his superior is exactly what he needed.
" Tell me something Steve, How does a guy from Puerto Rico lose a ball in the Sun? "
maybe but...
The whole thing was a snafu from the start, Haynes was not interested in calmly fixing the situation. Look at how he initiated communication with the kid, spun him and got in his face.
I’ve seen more than one person get punched in the face for doing what Haynes did (mind you the kid didn’t know it was a cop spinning, so why wouldn’t he punch first and ask questions later?).
t seems pretty clear that Haynes was goading him to react so he could hopefully show the cameras that he “still has it.”
From my own experience mouthing off to law enforcement, there is usually a dynamic with partners, neither of these assholes wanted to be the good cop, both wanted to be the hard ass IMO. Although the chief did represent in the end.
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But the cops would never violate someones rights, would they??
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no, it wasn't actually.
they told him to walk away because he was impeding on their questioning his friend and he didn’t. that’s a crime.
by FiatJustitiaRuatCaelum on Feb 2, 2012 8:50 AM EST up reply actions
Don't know whats crazier
Dude took sip of a stranger’s beer,
He did it in front of a cop.
He didn’t think he had done anything wrong.
His friend was harrased, basically for not abandoning him
Someone DVRs a fifth generation Cops spinoff called Vegas Strip.
Given alcohol was involved the last thing is the craziest, unless they set the DVR when they were drunk.
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if you want to stay you will be checked as well. he wanted to be involved
like they would have let that guy stumble on by if he would have not touched that guys beer. doing stuff like that i would lock him up to. that guys is just looking for trouble he never gave a reason for drinking that guys beer because he knows he was wrong.
My question is...
What ever happened with the dude who they stopped with the beer in the first place? Did he just see all this going on, pick back up his beer, go “Not my problem” and continue to party down the strip?
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What MMA guy would be the best cop?
I was thinking Don Frye origionally but Bob Sapp would be a pretty good one too.
Fighting is like champagne. It goes to the heads of cowards as quickly as of heroes. Any fool can be brave on a battlefield when it's be brave or else be killed.
Try Paulo Thiago.
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by mannfretti on Feb 2, 2012 9:53 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
rec’d
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by Harley hooper on Feb 2, 2012 10:05 AM EST up reply actions
Forrest Griffin is answer #2
" Tell me something Steve, How does a guy from Puerto Rico lose a ball in the Sun? "
Awwww shit..... forgot bout him
I bet Segal is ridin shotgun.
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by Harley hooper on Feb 2, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
They should make a reality show with Segal as the police chief, Timmy and Haynes as partners on Border Patrol.
That shit would be solid gold.
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Lol
You know Segal did have one where he was a sheriff in Arizona. No lie
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by Harley hooper on Feb 2, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
Big fiasco in the news.. must read
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by Harley hooper on Feb 2, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
Most EPIC sentence ever:
“Jesus claims Seagal arrived to his home on March 9 with a TANK — and rammed into a gate on his property.”
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Maybe my new sig
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by Harley hooper on Feb 2, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
You were right
Hate crime against the puppy and roosters.
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by Harley hooper on Feb 2, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
Most EPIC sentence ever runner-up:
“Seagal and the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Department performed an “unfounded” raid on his home because they believed Jesus was operating an illegal cockfighting farm."
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Those gifs are crackin me up
I didn’t see all the irony in the sentences until you pointed them out
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by Harley hooper on Feb 2, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
That article made my day bro, thanks for sharing!
I am now ready to watch Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal usher in the apocalypse by dueling to the death.
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No problem
i enjoyed the laughs.
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by Harley hooper on Feb 2, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
Segal in a tank....FTW
here
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by Harley hooper on Feb 2, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
No shit
In march in Arizona. That whole incident made me puke. they took a tank to a dude’s house before sunrise b/c he was raising too many chickens. All for fuckun reality tv. complete b.s.
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by Harley hooper on Feb 2, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
It was after this that he took credit for teaching Anderson that kick and was trying to be all backstage at UFC. He was Whoring for attention b/c his reality show was comin out around that time
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by Harley hooper on Feb 2, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
I saw an interview where Lyoto Machida thanked Seagal for the same kick lesson, but then recanted and said it was his dad who taught it. To lazy to find it right now, but I’m pretty sure that’s what I read. Machida was training with Anderson before Seagal blessed them with flecks of his pony tail sweat. I call horse shit.
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I know what you're talking about
It was similar so people were assuming Seagal taught Machida, But Lyoto said no we are friends but he did not teach me.
Again he was whoring for attention. Oh the show was cancelled after a few pilot episodes. Jesus never made it on tv… Lol
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by Harley hooper on Feb 2, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
Machida didn’t want to be aligned with a dude that goes after Jesus with a tank.
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by Harley hooper on Feb 2, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
of course he wouldn't
Coming at Jesus with a tank is a dick move, bro.
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kind of knew that was coming
Or a Sean Gannon, mike russow, or Cro Cop reference.
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by NEW-HAMPSHIRE on Feb 2, 2012 10:14 AM EST up reply actions
Cro-cop for sure.
Maybe Tim Kennedy. Armed Forces to PD isn’t that uncommon of a transition.
But Bob Sapp dude, seriously? That fucker can’t even fit into a squad car, let alone a cop uniform.
I would love to see him chase a crackhead down the street though. That would be funny.
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Bob Sapp because I know he would have a police hand book ready.
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by NEW-HAMPSHIRE on Feb 2, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
douche
I respect cops. I hate pigs. Haynes is clearly the latter, someone who gets off on bullying people with his badge.
Which is probably good since he wasn’t that successful at bullying people in the ring.
I think he used to bounce at a strip joint, it doesn’t surprise me that he’s a beat cop now.
MY defense for calling him a pig:
The guy drinking the other dude’s beer is wrong, but…
A. You are in Vegas
B. The kids were on leave, if you are a veteran then you know what I’m talking about
C. He just cuffed them and bullied them, didn’t give them an opportunity to buy the other dude a new drink or compensate them.
D. He got really pissed for being asked what he was charging the guy with.
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the guy was being disrespectful if you can mouth off to cops and they leave you alone
i would like for you to be my new best friend
A question for the cops reading this:
If I ask a cop if it is illegal to think he’s an asshole and when he says no I tell him “I think you’re an asshole” can he get all Dirty Harry on me?
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i tried something along those lines
he can’t go all dirty harry on you but you have to respect a officer. you would just be asking for trouble if you did that. i suggest if you really want to do it. make sure you are doing this in the day time with alot of people around. also it would work if the officer is alone




















