How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? MMA On Twitter - Why Did Dana White Tweet Another Smiley?
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 1, 2012 9:01 AM EST
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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
DOUBLE RAINBOW, WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?
" :) " -Dana White, wait. did Fedor lose again?
There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena
Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Matt Roth, Ben Thapa, Josh Nason.
RANDOM TWIDBITS
"Thinking of filling my bath tub full of chocolate milk and getting twenty boxes of cinnamon toast crunch and having a cereal party who's in" -Demetrious Johnson
"I like 2 thank all my tweeples! U fans add more excitement 2 fighting!" -Rashad Evans, I'm all for weird twitter words, but please don't use tweeples. Unless you really are thanking your twitter nipples.
"yooooooo who wants to see some ASIAN on ASIAN CRIME. battle for the king of ASIA!!! round 1 BEGIN!!! Nam Phan vs Tiequan Zhang" -Nam Phan
"Hey guys I need more gems on dragonvale! My gamecenter SN is rowdyronda - friend me and send me gems! I need to get an epic breeding island!" -Ronda Rousey
"Wonder who would win a fight between Big John Mc Carthy n Herb Dean? I've seen herb throw nasty head kicks in King of cage! #wondering" -Jeremy Stephens
"At the end of the day I'm just a man with an awesome haircut who gets paid to crush another mans hopes and dreams." -Miguel Torres
"After doing hot yoga I feel like kind of a wuss so I make sure to rehydrate by drinking from water hose outside. To even everything out" -Forrest Griffin
RONDA ROUSEY VS. PROELITE RING GIRL
"Thank you to @RondaRousey for teaching to me today." -Jennifer Swift
"We're sexy and we know it @RondaRousey" -Jennifer Swift
"Post sparring..." -Ronda Rousey, BloodyArmpits.com
TWICTURES
"Had to share his pic of me with the legend himself, @basruttenMMA!" -Laura Prepon, who's known for starring on 'That 70's Show'
"Just picked up my crackin new custom suit from @D2Kill in downtown ABQ" -Carlos Condit
TWIDEO
"Free fight - @JoshKoscheck vs. Yoshiyuki Yoshida http://www.ufc.com/media/UFN23-Koscheck-Yoshida-UFN-16-Full-Fight ... Free fight - Carlos Condit vs. Dong Hyun Kim at UFC 132 http://www.ufc.com/media/ufc-132-condit-kim " -UFC
"Fiiiiiiiiight Weeeeeeek!!!!! Diaz vs Condit. Check this out. Lol!" -Dana White
"Great to be back in Montreal and start training again with my gymnastics coach Pat Beauchamp!" -Georges St. Pierre
MOAR TWICTURES!
"Handstands in my workout keeping it interesting.." -Arianny Celeste
""@Richitar_Timis: @BrittneyPalmer girl beautiful and nice body"- lol booty booty booty" -Brittney Palmer
"Happy Hump Day!!! :* " -Natasha Wicks
"I found @clayguida" -Brittney Palmer, Guida looks much different with that beard.
"New shoot photo! What do you think?" -Brittney Palmer
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FTC investigation is over.
I’d tweet a smiley too
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
thats what I figured as well
Quietly leading Cecil Peoples Champs to victory and beyond.
All in the game yo, all in the game
by Our Bovine Public on Feb 1, 2012 9:40 AM EST up reply actions
Because we're all bitches
And we love smiley faces.
by deliberately tuna on Feb 1, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
Or the FBI caught some h4x0rz
And now Dana is doing the happy pants dance.
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
Daniel James Miller Foundation - Please donate, every penny helps.
I didn’t think anyone picked him up though, he gave an anonymous interview. He’s an Australian kid.
-AboveThisFire
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall
I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal
by Patrick Tenney on Feb 1, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
What will they try next?
I would have a horseshoe surgically implanted in my ass just so Brock would pull it out and beat me over the head with it while I pleasure myself.
Please visit the
Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
Don't like your job?
Go get a new one.
My photography blog...check it out and tell me what you think.
Life Through My Lens
Because that right there is how easy it is.
Chill, mike.
by bigstupidsmile on Feb 1, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
No one is forcing them to work there
My photography blog...check it out and tell me what you think.
Life Through My Lens
Yea
it’s super easy…
1. Anderson Silva is waiting for you to punch him.
2. That guy is Anderson Silva.
3. Don't fucking punch that guy.
by Chris Barton on Feb 1, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Snowden's next Bleacher Feature
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
Daniel James Miller Foundation - Please donate, every penny helps.
Brittney Palmer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpDxHp7M3LQ&feature=related
Nick Diaz,compustrikes greatest enemy
Bas and long digit
I have always thot that…freakishly long and thin, I wonder how they didn’t break in his fighting days
by parkerino on Feb 1, 2012 10:55 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Bas and long digit
I have always thot that…freakishly long and thin, I wonder how they didn’t break in his fighting days
by parkerino on Feb 1, 2012 10:55 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
I'm sure she's devastated.
"There are no pacts between lions and men."
by drain on Feb 1, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
She is in the corner shedding tears on the cage mat. WAAAAAHHHH!!!!
But then again having someone named disc and herpes avoiding her could be good for her health.
I've got something to say; it better to burn out than to fade away!!!
I'm still waiting for my CM Punk WWE Ice Cream Bar.
Go Chargers (oh yeah I said that)
X Box Gamertag: OneRabidDingo
It would lead me to believe that @bisping must have pissed off @danawhite something fierce. RT @drjamezkelske: @danhendo just out of curiosity, if the #ufc comes to you and asks you to fight Bisping again how do you respond?" -Dan Henderson
You're an idiot.
Follow @SBNLukeThomas
by Luke Thomas on Jan 5, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
Mighty Mouse reveals the secrets of the Dolce Diet
UFC glory, here I come!
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
Daniel James Miller Foundation - Please donate, every penny helps.
The secret to that diet is that Mike Dolce if you pay him enough stands next to you and slaps bad food out of your hands. Other than that everything in his “book” is essentially the paleo diet.
-AboveThisFire
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall
I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal
by Patrick Tenney on Feb 1, 2012 9:58 AM EST up reply actions 9 recs
He puts up goatse and tubgirl wallpaper in your kitchen/dining areas
And brings in his old veteran grandfather to talk about what he saw in the war.
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
Daniel James Miller Foundation - Please donate, every penny helps.
by menckenstein on Feb 1, 2012 10:02 AM EST up reply actions
So that's the trick to them quick weight cuts. The great purging.
Oh no you didn't.--Nick Ring
by NickRingp4pGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
waiting for someone, anyone
to acknowledge that brtittany is really kind of busted.
BECW S2: BUS FEEDERS PICK#73
busted?
"We're making meth here, not space shuttles."
Go sit in the corner.
-AboveThisFire
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall
I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal
by Patrick Tenney on Feb 1, 2012 9:57 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
me?
"We're making meth here, not space shuttles."
No not you, you can stay. I speak to the one who is saying she’s “kind of busted”, that’s not an acceptable opinion.
-AboveThisFire
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall
I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal
by Patrick Tenney on Feb 1, 2012 9:58 AM EST up reply actions
She's no Michael Bisping
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
Daniel James Miller Foundation - Please donate, every penny helps.
by menckenstein on Feb 1, 2012 10:04 AM EST up reply actions
She's no GSP
Mike Massenzio's left MCL, ACL and PCL
11/01/1982-01/14/2012
by Charles Awad on Feb 1, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4
"When you believe in something and you're a good person...things happen" - Junior Dos Santos
The fuck?
Mike Massenzio's left MCL, ACL and PCL
11/01/1982-01/14/2012
by Charles Awad on Feb 1, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
obligatory
"You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan, Designed and directed by his red right hand"
Coming from a gay
that means nothing.
Learn JiuJitsu.
Semper Fi'
For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.
Don't you mean busty?
"You think I am old and feeble, do you? Well, face my Flying Windmill Kick, asshole!" - Old Master
@anonymousbungi
saw the pic of palmers bum and i was all
"We're making meth here, not space shuttles."
by THEFILMGUY on Feb 1, 2012 9:55 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
Gi tops and yoga pants on hot women? I’m completely ok with this.
Also yes to Nam vs. Zhang
-AboveThisFire
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall
I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal
A Vietnamese versus a Chinese fighting in Japan
hmmm..
"When you believe in something and you're a good person...things happen" - Junior Dos Santos
Would be awesome.
-AboveThisFire
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall
I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal
by Patrick Tenney on Feb 1, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
I'm getting tired of the
lame postings of the attention whores, er, Ring Girls
Everything on twitter = attention whoring. They’re at least attractive while doing it.
-AboveThisFire
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall
I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal
by Patrick Tenney on Feb 1, 2012 9:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If she handstanded through those windows, that’d be interesting.
Chael Sonnen has finished 1 fight in his 14 UFC/WEC fights. Is anyone in the UFC a worse finisher than the "great" Chael Sonnen?
by sexysassytravismmafan on Feb 1, 2012 10:22 AM EST up reply actions
lol.
-AboveThisFire
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall
I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal
by Patrick Tenney on Feb 1, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
be careful!
There are many members whose neckbeards will get ruffled if you voice this type of opinion. Trust me bro I’ve made bongs with less.
..wut
Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
by nicey on Feb 1, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Trust me bro I’ve made bongs with less.
This needs to be said more often just because
Me > Ben Henderson
@KrimsonTVN
Dia2iLL.com is up AND RUNNING!!!
Bong form is a Troll doll's ultimate destiny
Put the bic pen casing in the butt for added highlariousness.
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
Daniel James Miller Foundation - Please donate, every penny helps.
Er... pipe not bong.
I’m totally cheech and chong, I swear!
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
Daniel James Miller Foundation - Please donate, every penny helps.
Ingo B
I tip my hat to you, sir or madam. Well done.
by SteamboatWillie on Feb 1, 2012 10:05 AM EST reply actions
Condit looking like a badass in that suit...
Is he a cage fighter or a contract killer.
by I_Mad on Feb 1, 2012 10:12 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Condit looks like Cole Phelps with that three piece suit on.
and the presser will be in Vegas anyway I’m sure he will be burning up.
"When you believe in something and you're a good person...things happen" - Junior Dos Santos
Hoping he shows a little more fight in the cage than Cole did in the war.
Follow me on Twitter or Maia will fight at your kid's birthday party! @BVandDietPepsi
by BVandDietPepsi on Feb 1, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Cole was an animal.
That Queensbury Rules stance, the occasional headbutt, he’s unstoppable.
"All noble things are as difficult as they are rare."
- Baruch Spinoza
The most classless fan in college football since 1984.
Nah
he was a bitch.
Glad he’s dead.
Learn JiuJitsu.
Semper Fi'
For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.
SPOILER ALERT!
"All noble things are as difficult as they are rare."
- Baruch Spinoza
The most classless fan in college football since 1984.
I thought
He looks like Joey from Friends.
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyrone Woodly fight.
Bad boobjob.
"I'm not the best, but I'm capable of achieving the impossible" - Anderson Silva
by dancingChicken on Feb 1, 2012 10:22 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
No such thing as a good one.
My photography blog...check it out and tell me what you think.
Life Through My Lens
by ChillMike on Feb 1, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
You are a FOOL
Big fake tits is where it’s at. Rollo knows this, Jesus knows this, Sly knows this.
LEARN TO KNOW THIS.
I now have a signature statement. Behold!
by glib_mf on Feb 1, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Man I know this...
Hit the jackpot when my new GF got them.
In this sport, timing is everything!
Don't be scared Gomi...
by ThatsHowIRoll on Feb 1, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
I'd rec this because it's true, but your idiotic statement about work earlier negates it.
And then God created Saturn ... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it. ... Always a ninja
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I woke up and was scrolling through my facebook page
and saw Dana’s :)
I went uh-oh what the hell happened and clicked on BE. Kinda disappointed, actually. On the plus side, ho pics.
The artful muppet formerly known as KrmtDfrog.
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 1, 2012 10:40 AM EST reply actions
The ring girls are boring.
Condit looks hot.
A thousand years ago five minutes were
Equal to forty ounces of fine sand -- Nabokov
by mollcutpurse on Feb 1, 2012 11:28 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
HEHEHEHEHEH....she said "breed"
I guess I’m the only one that saw the tweet from Rhonda about breeding and went There, huh?
“Oh, Rhonda, I am more than willing to help you with that breeding island…so, who will be there, besides you and I?”
In a pure genetics sense
Someone could probably have some pretty good children with Rousey.
by discoandherpes on Feb 1, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
"In a pure genetics sense"
what makes you say this? and what would you classify as “good children”?? Athletic attention whores with funny noses?
"There are no pacts between lions and men."
She's not an attention whore anymore than everyone else who uses twitter, or promotes his/her twitter, or someone else's twitter.
It’s part of her job description to go and get her name and image out there.
And on the other hand we have you: a pretty clear douchy-douche.
The Internets: Where there are no girls and men become children.
Proud Member of INEPT: 80% More IntellEgent than y'all, WANKERZ.
Draft #: 69--The magic number.
Your reply
is ironic
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyrone Woodly fight.
Twitter is stupid
But at least there are some decent pictures…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjAyQzjBmhE
"When you believe in something and you're a good person...things happen" - Junior Dos Santos
Whatever, I do that after every match
Me > Ben Henderson
@KrimsonTVN
Dia2iLL.com is up AND RUNNING!!!
Using the wall is cheating.
-AboveThisFire
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall
I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal
by Patrick Tenney on Feb 1, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
I'm surprised she's tilting backwards considering there's nothing there to weigh her down
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
Daniel James Miller Foundation - Please donate, every penny helps.
RIMSHOT!
-AboveThisFire
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall
I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal
by Patrick Tenney on Feb 1, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
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