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Happy #2 birthday Hashmo

I noticed that my latest login and joined date were the same today. What a long 2 years it has been. Let us take note of the some of what we saw in the past 2 years in the world of MMA:

  • Tim Hague was cut for a ceremonious third time from the UFC. We patiently wait his return to the octagon.
  • Donald Cerrone has fought 8 times since Hashmo joined and never once has he been a focal point of a Hashmo post. This is strongly correlated with his injury free and generally successful career.
  • Jon Jones fought in 5 title fights and has yet to make one witty remark in a post-fight interview. We patiently wait for his charisma to catch up to the rest of his talents.
  • Anthony Johnson has fought at 3 separate weight classes. We look forward to his his return to the UFC when they also re-sign Tim Sylvia upon instituting the Super Heavyweight Division.
  • There have literally been seven separate TUF shows which have been broadcasting during the past 2 calendar years. None of them were watched due to lack of Kimbo Slice or Charles Bennett.
  • Junie Browning was actually in a headline. Looking forward to his next run in with a crime syndicate to return to the limelight.
  • Nick Diaz did not smoke marijuana during competition.

Looking forward to another two years of insightful posts and vicious attacks upon my analysis.

fin

\The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

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