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UFC's Jacob Volkmann Put On Administrative Leave After President Obama Joke

Even if the UFC is more of a known entity today than it was five years ago, many of their lower and mid-level fighters still keep additional jobs to help pay the bills. Jacob Volkmann is one of those fighters, keeping up with a chiropractic business and a wrestling coach position at White Bear Lake High School in Minnesota.

He'll have a bit more free time on his hands as he revealed on Twitter that he's again been placed on administrative leave from the school following a joke he made about U.S. President Barack Obama at UFC 141.

Was put on administrative leave from coaching white bear lake high school wrestling for my joke. Unethical! @ufc
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Following his unanimous decision win over Efrain Escudero on the Facebook prelims, Volkmann told Joe Rogan that Obama needed a "glassectomy". Rogan asked what that was and was told, "It's where they remove the belly button and put a piece of glass in there so you can see what you're doing while your head's up your ass."

Volkmann famously was visited by the Secret Service after saying someone needed to "knock some sense into that idiot" (Obama) in a post UFC 125 interview with Ariel Helwani, a clip that made it on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. He was put on paid administrative leave by the school and was allowed back a week later after agreeing to abide by certain rules in the future. According to MMA Fighting, he makes $1800 per year for being a coach.

After losing his first two UFC fights, Volkmann (14-2) dropped to lightweight and is on a five fight win streak.

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point was still made

Fighting is like champagne. It goes to the heads of cowards as quickly as of heroes. Any fool can be brave on a battlefield when it's be brave or else be killed.

by NEW-HAMPSHIRE on Jan 6, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

a lot

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by HitokiriX on Jan 6, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Then he shouldn't be selfish and say things that could get him in trouble

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by HitokiriX on Jan 6, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Isn’t freedom of speech grand? I LOVE that freedom of expression. So palpable, I can taste it! Mmmm…tastes like chicken! I hate bad jokes, too, but wouldn’t put him on leave.

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by Mr. Socko on Jan 6, 2012 8:36 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

He also “agreed to abide by certain rules.” I wonder if “don’t mention Obama on UFC broadcasts” was one of them…

My name isn't Todd.

by Tedd Welch on Jan 6, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

funny how the people that pull the constitution out of their sleeve the fastest are the ones that understand it the least.

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by Victor Rodriguez on Jan 6, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

i got warned on BE once for telling some asshole to kiss my dick

i didn’t like it.

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by HitokiriX on Jan 6, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

the cool thing is that your post makes you about 538 times funnier than Volkmann.

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by Victor Rodriguez on Jan 6, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Freedom of speech has nothing to do with it.

The school can decide they don’t want one of their coaches spouting nonsense in a public forum. If a public school put him on leave for saying he didn’t like Obama’s policies it would be one thing, but he said something incredibly stupid and has to live with the consequences.

by Phildo on Jan 6, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

this.

volkmann, being an apparent libertarian, should know this and support it.

by Rob Young on Jan 6, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

You have every right to think and say that

That doesn’t make the school district in violation of any constitutional rights.

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by Chris Hall on Jan 7, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Nobody violated his constitutional rights

What the school did is demonstrate an appalling lack of consideration for the expression of those rights in his free time, away from his place of employ.

by unambig on Jan 7, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

My bad, should have scrolled up

i thought you were replying to the dude talking about the first amendment. We’re actually agreeing here.

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by Chris Hall on Jan 7, 2012 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

As someone who works a school

everyone knows you keep your politics in the break-room with the other employees.

You don’t spout it out in a public forum because parents will start to wonder what your like with the kids. And normally parents are very much against other adults trying to influence their kid’s political views, even if they agree with person. The fact that Volkmann doesn’t present his opinion in a real, inform critique of the President’s politics and makes crass jokes just makes that worst. (not saying he isn’t informed, just doesn’t present himself that way)

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by T.P. Grant on Jan 7, 2012 9:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe he should government approval before he says anything

Maybe we should all just seek Obama’s approval before we post on here

by unambig on Jan 6, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

^This is retarded.

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by Chris Hall on Jan 7, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Reminds of the 16th Century to be honest

Speaketh not against the king, lest thy head find itself on the block

by unambig on Jan 7, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Right

Decapitation is the same as losing a very small percentage of your annual income

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by Chris Hall on Jan 7, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions  

this makes my history hurt

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by T.P. Grant on Jan 7, 2012 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Is that what they teach at Medieval Times these days?

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by Forbidden Psychological Technology on Jan 7, 2012 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

He should be forced to take comedy lessons and re-pay everyone that bought the PPV $5 for suffering through his shit awful nonsense. Somebody call Chael and have him teach this guy how to troll.

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by Earl Montclair on Jan 6, 2012 7:04 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

I don't think he was on the PPV broadcast

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by Chris Groves on Jan 6, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit...............ummmm.....

DOESN’T MATTER!!!!

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by Earl Montclair on Jan 6, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

It was on Spike to be fair

by Robert V-U on Jan 6, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t leave your uncle T-bag hanging!

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by Horselover Fat on Jan 6, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

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by HitokiriX on Jan 6, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

And it isn't even like Bendo and his religion

At least there he’s being a positive role model, Volkmann is just being a total jackass about the president without doing anything productive whatsoever.

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by T.C. Engel on Jan 6, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

His productivity has been hampered by incompetent measures from his administration

He uses his fame to make the same point millions of us would love to make.

by unambig on Jan 6, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

He has made zero intellectual points about policy or politics.

Volkmann talks like a guy who gets punched in the head for a living. Big surprise.

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by pdl on Jan 7, 2012 1:50 AM EST up reply actions  

He needs to figure out that an octogan or mms interview is not the appropriate forum to air out his political views.

by boscomma on Jan 6, 2012 7:06 PM EST reply actions  

its just a local high school

and wrestling season only lasts so long. I think it is a cool thing that he does.

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by Earl Montclair on Jan 6, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not low

It’s a part-time job doing youth coaching. Plenty of people do it for free. How much do you think the taxpayers of that school district should be paying Jacob Volkmann?

by MichaelDavidSmith on Jan 6, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

1800 is fairly standard for an assistant coach at a high school

I was the head coach of a high school lacrosse team here in Chicago, and I was only paid slightly more than that for 4 months of seasonal work.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 6, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Ron Swanson would never play Lacrosse

And he certainly wouldn’t take public money to teach kids to play it. You sir are an imposter.

by RoB_ex on Jan 7, 2012 1:32 AM EST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Not unethical

Volkmann is a moron. Freedom of speech means you have the right to say what you want but don’t expect no repercussions. Especially when you work in a public school system.

by JG87 on Jan 6, 2012 7:07 PM EST reply actions  

And he said it on cable, the UFC doesn’t need unlikable personalities representing it

by Robert V-U on Jan 6, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

You don't make crappy jokes about the President in such a public setting

Damn…I’ll laugh at just about anything that’s funny…but his joke was just kind of dumb.

I mean, the only reason I could see people thinking it was funny at all is if they hate Obama and approve of anything that takes a shot at him.

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by Chris Groves on Jan 6, 2012 7:10 PM EST reply actions  

Prettysure these guys showed up

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by Krimson on Jan 6, 2012 7:11 PM EST reply actions  

Who cares?

Volkmann could l’n’p the lot of em before lunch and still have time to l’n’p some school kids after

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by Mattyjudo on Jan 7, 2012 10:31 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

This is Dana White's fault

I’m sure of it.

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by SSreporters on Jan 6, 2012 7:11 PM EST reply actions  

Jacob Volkmann.

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by Unabomberman on Jan 6, 2012 7:11 PM EST reply actions  

At least that was psuedo funny. The fact that he said something again, he brought it on himself.
The danger when someone gets political in this kind of setting is that it could turn off potential sponsors. Either way of the political spectrum.

by Scott Whitt on Jan 6, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

hence his sponsor laden walkout shirts.

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by Earl Montclair on Jan 6, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

At first I thought this was some wordplay on labia / liberals and the potential removal of such in those regions, so I laughed. Then I realized it wasn’t meant to be that clever at all. Damn.

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by Horselover Fat on Jan 6, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

it's cleverness lies in it being unclever

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by Earl Montclair on Jan 6, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I know, I realized that was too clever to be a Volkmann saying.

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by Horselover Fat on Jan 6, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

you're also supposed to ask the audience to help deliver the punchline

I loved how Rogan looked at him like, “I really don’t want to know what a glassectomy is.”

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by tigerlee on Jan 6, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

until Jacob Volkmann loses. Then, WE win!

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by Earl Montclair on Jan 6, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, you gotta give the guy some credit

He had a boring fight on the facebook prelim when absolutely no one was in the crowd, and hear we are, 7 days later, still talking about Jacob Volkmann.

by IWillPartyHard on Jan 6, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Fair point.

“This just in: Darren Elkins demands copy of President Obama’s birth certificate in post fight interview.”

by Tag01 on Jan 6, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

“Jon fitch says he’s not racist because he voted for Obama”

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by Hendo_One-Shot on Jan 6, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

If we work hard enough, we can get “Answer your question in the form of Frank Mir” swapped into the lexicon for Rhetorical Question.

by Tag01 on Jan 6, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think he should stop

It’s his shtick and it’s making him more popular than he should be. Tom Lawlor is a similar situation, where he got popular based on weigh-in and walk-in antics. Although Lawler’s were often funny and all better than Volkmann’s latest effort. It’s how you go from middling to main card.

by IWillPartyHard on Jan 6, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

still haven’t heard anything positive about him…

by Robert V-U on Jan 6, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

credit for being on administrative leave?

you could also say that here we are 7 days later and we’re still talking about White Bear Lake wrestling. Or here we are 31 years later and we’re still talking about that old lady in the Where’s the Beef! commercial.

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by tigerlee on Jan 6, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

He wins...until he faces a top 15 LW

Then he’ll end up looking like he did against Kampmann….totally outclassed.

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by SSreporters on Jan 6, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not so sure

Volkmann’s style is entirely based on being able to outwrestle and control his opponent. At WW he had a distinct size and strength disadvantage that limited him severely. He has out grappled several tough grapplers at LW, leading me to believe he could hang with most anyone in the division. Not saying he would win, but he’s like Guida, a tough fight no matter who you are.

by IWillPartyHard on Jan 6, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Guida will tear his fucking head off

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by Earl Montclair on Jan 6, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Suck it, wingnut.

Had he cracked that joke about W he’d be in Guantanamo, so life could be worse.

by Tag01 on Jan 6, 2012 7:14 PM EST reply actions  

And...

The teachers union would have pinned a medal on him.

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by Mr. Socko on Jan 6, 2012 8:40 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

OMG. communism/fascism going on here. Thought this was america?

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by Hendo_One-Shot on Jan 6, 2012 7:16 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

This guy is so stupid

Why does he think anyone would want to hear his retard opinions on politics? He just says stuff like “Uhm, I think Obama is stupid, and his plans and laws are not good, you know.. I want to break his arm”. Not only is he stupid and trash, he’s also not funny. Like, at all. PLUS, his fights are boring as shit too! AAAAAH!!! God I hate this guy!

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by Horselover Fat on Jan 6, 2012 7:19 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

thank you

my sentiments exactly

by troyd on Jan 6, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Going to bring back this little chain of jokes from the Dream NYE thread.

“Just got my job back. They told me I couldn’t joke about Obama. I told them ’Murrica and freedom of the speech.”

/Volkmannized

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by mountaineers101 on Jan 6, 2012 7:23 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

His Jokes are not funny and awkward.

He is pauley Shore

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by NEW-HAMPSHIRE on Jan 6, 2012 7:26 PM EST reply actions  

im hoping that was supposed to make no sense whatsoever.

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by Earl Montclair on Jan 6, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty much.

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by MicahtheCynic on Jan 6, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Differences and similarities.

How do they work?

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by mountaineers101 on Jan 6, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

love this guy

I could party with ease if him & overeem were with me

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by liptondrift on Jan 6, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

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by Andy Anderson on Jan 7, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

maybe this will work this time…

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by Andy Anderson on Jan 7, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyxm1EXy938

third time is a charm? my linking is as bad as Volkmann’s jokes

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by Andy Anderson on Jan 7, 2012 12:50 AM EST up reply actions  

This will work this time

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by Chris Hall on Jan 7, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions  

thanks man

I love that we live in a world where Polish rappers sample a MMA fighters post-fight rant.

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by Andy Anderson on Jan 7, 2012 1:06 AM EST up reply actions  

No problem

In the future highlight the phrase you want, then hit the link button, to make an in text link

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by Chris Hall on Jan 7, 2012 1:12 AM EST up reply actions  

They don't work.

Just like all them lazy folks on welfare.

/Volkmannized

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by Earl Montclair on Jan 6, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

You know what else don't work?

That dadgum Obamacare.

/Volkmannized

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 6, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You know the good thing about Obamacare?

Nothing

/Volkmannized

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by IRodC on Jan 6, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

this was a good one

by Robert V-U on Jan 6, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Not funny

because it actually made the corner of my lip rise.

by GreyedOut on Jan 7, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions  

All jokes aside, this is pretty messed up. Like fuck, are we in Canada?

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by Hendo_One-Shot on Jan 6, 2012 7:29 PM EST reply actions  

For all the hate he gets I don’t think he deserves it, fighters are constantly making stupid jokes or statements yet he’s getting the most hate. His style isn’t great but betting on him to win makes his fights more enjoyable.

by tremblay6 on Jan 6, 2012 7:31 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Well

he did say he wanted to mutilate Obama’s stomach on live tv. Not the smartest thing to do.

by av1o3 on Jan 6, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

He also said in some interview afterwards (middleeasy?) that he wants to fight him, take him down and submit him with a painful submission, like a kimura or armbar and rip his arm off. Roughly that’s what he said.

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by Horselover Fat on Jan 6, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

whats scary is if Bush was still President and he said it about him there would be no problem

by dalton77 on Jan 6, 2012 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

Wow, Obama The Untouchable? Seriously? This guy gets a pass on every mistake he makes, that we the taxpayers pay for. Bush got clowned by everybody, and it was all good in the ‘hood. But Herr Obama, sacred. Ah well, I forgot that don’t really understand freedom of speech or freedom of expression. The “painful submission” talk was pretty dumb, but this was just a dumb joke, that should have been laughed off, because it sure couldn’t be laughed at. If unfunny jokes were a crime, I would be UNDER Guantanamo, not in it. People need to get over the Obama worship, stop being hypocrites, and realize they have two choices in life: Get over it or don’t. Either way, nobody gives a fuck.

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by Mr. Socko on Jan 6, 2012 8:47 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

not going there dude.

It’s rule # something or other…….besides you are so far off base.

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by Earl Montclair on Jan 6, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Okay…was unaware and just adding two cents to the conversation that was already going. Just saying that I thought the school was wrong, and pointing some things out. Not defending anything but what I perceived to be a free speech issue. But after talking to some people, I realize that just like dude had the right to say it, the school has the right to reprimand him for it. I’m not here to offend (with this comment, anyway), I’m here for the interesting and oftentimes humorous things I read on here. But, no one is above ridicule, just like no one is above getting their knuckles rapped by their employer for putting them in an unseemly light. If I broke policy, I apologize. That was never my intention. Looks like I got my knuckles rapped, as well. Now please, put that ruler DOWN!

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by Mr. Socko on Jan 6, 2012 10:03 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I’ve never been an employer, so I never thought of it from that angle…

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by Mr. Socko on Jan 6, 2012 10:05 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Can I send you a copy of everything my friends post on Facebook? Or a cable hookup so you can watch Fox News Channel? (Or you can just watch edited highlights on The Daily Show.)

by Beau Dure on Jan 6, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

And PEACE OUT NAPOLEAN!

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by Mr. Socko on Jan 6, 2012 10:03 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

fucking Subo...

this is posting equivalent to Mark Hunt’s walk off KO, children.
watch and learn.

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by Victor Rodriguez on Jan 6, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

You really believe that?

by Jahbulon on Jan 6, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

No

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by IRodC on Jan 6, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Dixie Chicks are wondering what planet you live on.

by Pantherhare on Jan 7, 2012 1:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Volkmann own's this thread.

We’re all his puppets and he is our puppet master.

Volkmann in ’12. Just so we can spend the next four years being uncomfortable every time someone puts a mic in front of him.

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by wmuk on Jan 6, 2012 7:46 PM EST reply actions  

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swan diving off the tongues of crippled giants

by Grappo on Jan 6, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

This looks like some BDSM waiting to happen

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by Krimson on Jan 6, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s called a fetish

Nothing wrong with that.

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by Horselover Fat on Jan 7, 2012 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

The actual episode creeped me the fuck out.

by GreyedOut on Jan 7, 2012 12:57 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, especially the opening

it was creepy as hell, but also sorta beautiful

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pcfz3zt2DDo

swan diving off the tongues of crippled giants

by Grappo on Jan 7, 2012 1:19 AM EST up reply actions  

the big winners? those high school kids. they get LESS of this twat. we unfortunately get more of this tool because as fael proved, the world loves tools. now volkmann has more time to sign up as more pretend forum writers and defend his dumbshit actions and make more kindergarten political references.

by SKK BB on Jan 6, 2012 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

thanks for stoppin by.

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by Earl Montclair on Jan 6, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

bah.

he’s probably a good wrestling coach who tells shitty jokes and has poor judgment regarding humor. but thanks for stopping by!

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by Victor Rodriguez on Jan 6, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

His joke

I can’t even remember what it was exactly… he coined some new term for having a glass window inserted into the bellybutton area so Obama, since his head is up his ass, could still see out or something, right?

It was not only unfunny, his delivery was horrible.

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by IKiIIed007 on Jan 6, 2012 8:12 PM EST reply actions  

Then he was angry at Rogan for not laughing at his joke

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by IRodC on Jan 6, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Read the article.. the quote is right under the tweet

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by Horselover Fat on Jan 6, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

What?

You think I am gonna break my “headlines only” streak for this? I say thee nay!

No, you're not drunk. I am this good-looking.

by IKiIIed007 on Jan 7, 2012 8:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Your choice, bro. Just trying to help you out!

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by Horselover Fat on Jan 7, 2012 9:20 AM EST up reply actions  

He is an idiot. He wanted to get attention - He got it

I said in the live thread that night that it probably isn’t a good thing to get on a mic and talk about how he wants to cut the presidents stomach open. If it was at least funny then maybe I’d have more sympathy.

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by Joben on Jan 6, 2012 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

He's unlikeable, awkward, boring and uncharismatic

and his fights are sleep-inducing

There is no upside with this guy

by Cunny on Jan 6, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

I told that joke the other day at my gun club meeting and one guy almost choked on his tobaccy he laughed so hard. Heeeeelarious. I said, “You been volkmannized, son!” and he spit his chaw half way crosst the room!

by ( . Y . ) on Jan 6, 2012 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

Kids need to learn ...

… to follow the rules.

They’ll need to know that in college, in the military, in the workplace, etc.

Question the rules, argue about the rules, whatever. But if you don’t follow them, there are consequences. If the school doesn’t set an example with Volkmann, what are they supposed to learn?

I’m sorry — this post wasn’t funny. But neither is Volkmann. Really, when you get right down it, his complaint is about how Obamacare affects his chiropractor business. As if Obama sat down and said, “You know, insuring everyone would be nice. But that’s my second priority. What I really want to do with this landmark legislation — my very first priority as president — is to screw the chiropractors.”

So three cheers for Volkmann. He’s the Rosa Parks of … his own take on how insurers should handle his business.

by Beau Dure on Jan 6, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

This is unbelievable.

Political comentary or political satire is a key part of American politics. He basically said the president has his head up his ass. So What? I voted for Obama and will do so again even though I think he is a mediocre president, But expressing your political opinion OUTSIDE of your job should not be punishable. IF he was doing this to his students at school thats one thing. But you cant punish someone for some political opinion they said outside of work.

It would be like if your job fired you for registering for a member of a different political party than your boss. Or if you got disciplined at work for donating to a political campaign your boss doesn’t like. Thats illegal and un-American.

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by Bakuto on Jan 6, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

Dude agreed to the rules, he pays the price for breaking them.

My name isn't Todd.

by Tedd Welch on Jan 6, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

So expressing your political opinion can be against “the rules” in the United States now? What country are we in?

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by Bakuto on Jan 6, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

you can express your opinion without saying the President has his head up his ass. Especially if you work at a school and have a very large public platform.

by Phildo on Jan 6, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes you can, but if you are not saying anything illegal how is it okay for the empolyer to regulate your political speech. What if he ended a sentence with a preposition in his political speech, could the reprimand him for that too? Political speech in an offensive manner is still political speech.

"Kristy Alley...Val Kilmer...global warming...." - Matt in Cleveland

by Bakuto on Jan 6, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

if he was an english teacher i’m sure they would.

He isn’t, he’s a wrestling coach who said he would stop making public, moronic comments about the President, he didn’t.

by Phildo on Jan 6, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

What is moronic about saying the President has his head up his ass? Its a common figure of speech.

"Kristy Alley...Val Kilmer...global warming...." - Matt in Cleveland

by Bakuto on Jan 6, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s a pretty silly figure of speech, especially for someone who works at a school, especially who has already been told, and agreed to stop making ridiculous, public, comments.

by Phildo on Jan 6, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

And if you dont think every politician in Washington DC has their heads up their asses, then you dont live in the real world.

"Kristy Alley...Val Kilmer...global warming...." - Matt in Cleveland

by Bakuto on Jan 6, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

they probably do, doesn’t mean a teacher is going to get away with saying it on TV.

by Phildo on Jan 6, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m a journalist. I can’t have yard signs or bumper stickers endorsing candidates. Part of the job.

And when your first attempt at political commentary draws Secret Service attention, your employer has every right to say, “Hey, knock it off.”

by Beau Dure on Jan 7, 2012 9:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Hell yes it can, if your employer says you can’t and you agree to it.

My name isn't Todd.

by Tedd Welch on Jan 7, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

That part depends on the state. Some states have different rules and laws. I know in Illinois, Chicago, specifically, certain unions won’t let you have political bumper stickers except for the ones they endorse. I was told about that during the 2004 campaign. You could only endorse candidate A, and cover your hardhat with that particular sticker, but not candidate b. You would be reprimanded and or sent off the job. But hey, no politics on here, unless you support candidate A, and saying anything about candidate b will get you reprimanded and or sent odd the site.

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by Mr. Socko on Jan 6, 2012 10:45 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Unions arn't employers.

"Kristy Alley...Val Kilmer...global warming...." - Matt in Cleveland

by Bakuto on Jan 6, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I come from a non union part of the country, and my wife just explained THAT to me. DAMN, I am having a rough day. But, learning is FUN!

"Real life is faker than wrestling..." Mick Foley

by Mr. Socko on Jan 6, 2012 10:54 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Sorry, bakuto, sometimes I just don’t understand certain things and need explanation. I would never work for a union, personally, but hey, today is my dumbass day, we all have them.

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by Mr. Socko on Jan 6, 2012 10:56 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Wasnt trying to be an ass about it. But I’m pretty sure the laws are different. I just cant believe the number of people on here thinking it is okay for an employer to punish an employee for a political opinion.

"Kristy Alley...Val Kilmer...global warming...." - Matt in Cleveland

by Bakuto on Jan 6, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

No offense taken, call me out anytime I’m wrong on here! Better to be corrected and then be able to be right later on than to keep being wrong and continually looking stupid! No hate here, nothing but love…

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by Mr. Socko on Jan 6, 2012 11:02 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

political opinion != talking about wanting to mutilate the president’s stomach as well as breaking his limbs

by Rob Young on Jan 6, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

That part depends on the state. Some states have different rules and laws. I know in Illinois, Chicago, specifically, certain unions won’t let you have political bumper stickers except for the ones they endorse. I was told about that during the 2004 campaign. You could only endorse candidate A, and cover your hardhat with that particular sticker, but not candidate b. You would be reprimanded and or sent off the job. But hey, no politics on here, unless you support candidate A, and saying anything about candidate b will get you reprimanded.

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by Mr. Socko on Jan 6, 2012 10:46 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Being wrong like me will make you look ill informed, right Irod? At least I’m big enough to say it.

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by Mr. Socko on Jan 6, 2012 10:47 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Mobile rec for truth on here!

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by Mr. Socko on Jan 6, 2012 11:38 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

this

I will not discuss my specific political beliefs, as it will add nothing to the conversation and is against the rules of BE, but if you are going to vote, please make an effort to educate yourself, and vote for someone you truly feel will do the best job. If no candidate is going to do a good job in your opinion, then write in a vote. But please, do not vote for a candidate in any election just because they have a tie you like, they are in the party that your parents, grandparents and great grandparents voted for, or “sound like they are smart”, or the many other ridiculous reasons I have heard from people across the entire political spectrum. Put in some effort to do your civic duty to be an INFORMED voter. If you do not have the time to do so, or are unwilling to do so, then leave the voting up to others. Also, please abstain from making bad jokes about politics in post-fight speeches, regardless of if you are conservative, liberal, Republican, Democrat, communist, fascist, Labour or Torrie, or Green Party. (I forget all of the Canadian Parties. Haven’t seen CTV, CityTV, or CBC since I have left WNY.)

In real life everything I utter is original and poignant.

by Andy Anderson on Jan 7, 2012 1:06 AM EST up reply actions  

funny how he told Karyn Bryant in one of his last post-fight interviews that he was instructed not to mention the name of the school he coaches for. oh well.

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by Victor Rodriguez on Jan 6, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

I heard the post fight interview.

There was no joke.

by Diz D on Jan 7, 2012 12:14 AM EST reply actions  

the bad thing is

that the guy was not funny at all.. so the question is… was he supposed to be?
With a FOX deal and stuff its a wonder he is not sacked right from the UFC indeed.

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by szanpan on Jan 7, 2012 4:56 AM EST up reply actions  

He should have been banned from high school wrestling coaching or any field involving children for looking way too much like a creepy child molester

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by Robust23 on Jan 7, 2012 12:33 AM EST reply actions  

"-ectomy" means removel, so they would be removing a piece of glass, not inserting one.

Isn’t he supposed to be a doctor?

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by Scott C. Broussard on Jan 7, 2012 1:27 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Chiropractor

Someone who can cure cancer by making back adjustments. So, no.

by Pantherhare on Jan 7, 2012 1:37 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Which basically gets to the heart of the matter — Volkmann’s upset that whoever wrote the part of the massive legislation (which was certainly not Obama himself) dealing with chiropractors doesn’t seem to view chiropractors the way Volkmann wants.

by Beau Dure on Jan 7, 2012 9:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Nope

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by Derek Suboticki on Jan 7, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

in my country which is democratic

its not allowed to make jokes on the height (smallness) of our president . There was a documentary which many says was made up in Russia with some criminals and the reporter has jokingly asked one man for how much he would kill the president of Hungary- it has become a big big scandal :)

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by szanpan on Jan 7, 2012 4:54 AM EST reply actions  

This is what you get when a runaway legal system scares everyone into silence because you might get sued crosses with normal, non-political guys cracking jokes.
- Nobody gets better off of his leave.
- The kids end up worse.
- Obama doesn’t even know who Jacob Volkmann is. If he did he would not care about the joke. Having jokes made about you comes with being human. Having jokes made about you on TV comes with being the president.

But no, lets all pretend we hate jokes. Let’s all pretend we have some sort of hollywood-fictional high morality instead. Let’s pretend Obama never said ‘I said not now mom, I’m in the goddamned can!’

by MyrkN on Jan 7, 2012 6:51 AM EST reply actions  

The first time he did it he was told by the school not to make remarks like that again, he did it anyway and got punished by the school for it. If you shit on your desk and your boss tell you not to shit on your desk, are you gonna shit on your desk again because this is America?

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by IRodC on Jan 7, 2012 7:05 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

+1

he had to of atleast had an idea that there would be backlash, but any pr is good pr to some ppl

by four20 on Jan 7, 2012 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

He was put on paid administrative leave by the school and was allowed back a week later after agreeing to abide by certain rules in the future.

So… Nothing happened?

He didn’t work for a week and still got paid

He just got some free holiday and people are moaning

by Cunny on Jan 7, 2012 7:51 AM EST reply actions  

That was the first time he did it, sometime last year. Now it’s a new situation.

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by Horselover Fat on Jan 7, 2012 9:24 AM EST up reply actions  

When are white people going to catch a break?

I don’t think people realize how tough it is to be a white male living in America in 2011.

by Ironbuddha on Jan 7, 2012 11:25 AM EST reply actions  

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