(REAL MAN OF GENIUS)
January 28th 2012 we salute you, Chael Sonnen, one testicle,convicted white collar felon,disputed UFC MW CHAMPION OF THE WORLD.
On the cusp of the a long awaited rematch with the hated Michael Jackson impersonator Anderson Silva, you must first dispose of the the equally hated and faded Michael "The Count" Bisping. Fortunately for you there is no athletic commission,leave of absense,jury of your peers,"doctor",or nation of offended Brazilians that can stand in the way of your destiny. With a mouth that knows no limits and a keen sense of trolling that can fire up the keyboard warriors of the internet in a nanosecond, you cannot be denied your path of glory.(Except by way of triangle choke.)
(FAKE TAP THAT SHIT!)
In these desperate times, it's good to know there is a man that reflects the real American, one of untruths,misjustice, and the Murican way. Because we're all not a bunch of goody two shoes, and goddammit even the British fans hate Bisping. Sit back, stroke that fake belt, monitor those TRT levels and wrestlehump that wanker to victory. MAKE AMERICA PROUD. Remember, inside all of us is an asshole just like you.
(MR CHAEL SONNEN ONE TESTICLE,CONVICTED WHITE COLLAR FELON, DISPUTED UFC MW CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!)
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