UFC On Fox 2: Chael Sonnen Does Interview With UFC Fake Belt, Calls Kenny Rice A Liar
Heading into his UFC on Fox 2 bout with Michael Bisping, Chael Sonnen is in his usual fine form. In a pair of video interviews he conducted to promote the show he went above and beyond with the antics.
First up, on his bizarre Highly Questionable appearance with host Dan LeBatard where he not only claimed to be the UFC middleweight champion but also appeared wearing a fake UFC belt he acquired somewhere. This isn't the first time Sonnen has claimed to be the UFC champ.
Then he follows that completely deranged performance with an interview with MMA Fighting's Ariel Helwani in which he goes off on Mark Cuban, HDNet, Inside MMA and especially Inside MMA co-host Kenny Rice. Sonnen's complaint about Rice? Simple, Sonnen says he's a liar.
That's pretty rich coming from a man who had to give up his real estate license and plead guilty to a federal felony for his role in a kickback scheme, who claims to be the UFC champ and whose bald-faced lies before the California State Athletic Commission were so egregious that he can't even get a license to fight in Nevada.
Both interviews are after the jump, enjoy.
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Absolutely brilliant
The batshit insane interviews plus his absolutely fearless performance against Anderson Silva, combined with his heartfelt post-fight press conference interview has guaranteed that I will never not want to watch him fight. And I don’t even like Republicans.
Bravo, Uncle Chael.
by ihateemo on Jan 25, 2012 8:46 PM EST via mobile reply actions 17 recs
Yeah this
I’ll still root against him almost every time, but I truly love to hate the guy.
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by Monte Fisto on Jan 25, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Not even love to hate him
Straight out respect him as a fighter. I rewatched his title fight with Silva with my roommate who’d never even heard of Sonnen, and the way he came forward relentlessly without fear was awe-inspiring. Every single fighter before and since has trembled and hemmed and hawed at the sight of Silva across the cage from them. Chael Sonnen is the only fighter who has got up in Anderson Silva’s face without respect or fear and beaten the tar out of him for over four rounds, then gotten in the cage with Cpt. Brian Stann and beaten the bejesus out of him before almost choking him unconscious.
Fucking WAR Chael Sonnen, any day of the week. I’m also British and I think Bisping is a great fighter, but this liberal-leaning British immigrant is going to be cheering on the American Gangster on Saturday.
by ihateemo on Jan 26, 2012 2:36 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Sigh.
Usually, I’m on board with Sonnen’s antics, but this totally rubs me the wrong way. Why confuse casual people on who the real champion is? Dana White and the UFC should have a rule that their fighters can’t wear fake UFC champion belts, especially not in front of the media or on TV.
Never thought I’d say this, but Jon Jones was right — UFC replica belts are inherently stupid.
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by McKinley B. Noble on Jan 25, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
You immediately lost any argument you had when you stated that Jones was right. Should have just posted that as your first line so people know to skip the post imo.
by Empty Thoughts on Jan 25, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
if Chael has the belt and they’er confused that means they are thinking about it but just very dumb. If they are thinking about it that means they are going to watch to see what unfolds, if they watch they will get hooked, if they get hooked then they’ll go hardcore, if they are dumb and go core then they’ll buy fake belts and ask the fighters to sign it. When they ask Chael he will steal it and claim to have 2 UFC belts . So, it’s really just Chael planning out the rest of his career.
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by Hardy's in your face on Jan 26, 2012 1:19 AM EST up reply actions
Cracker Jack box
If he’s going to put something fake around his waist and go on television interviews, maybe he should go with a black belt. After all, you can get one from the Nog bros in a cracker jack box.
Interesting Post
True, it’s oddly easy to get a Black Belt nowadays. When I was a teenager, the guys in my Dojo that were set on achieving the Black Belt had to have a minimum of twelve years of tutelage on top of their training in order to apply for the test. Seldom did you hear of anyone under the age of 40 making it.
Today I see little kids walking around wearing them, it’s amusing.
by Fatty Fish Belly on Jan 26, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
I agree with you
and i dont really see why he seems he can do or say whatever he wants i just dont know how did he ask or get any approval for wearing this replica belt and continuously stating he is something that he is not .. I appreciate Sonnens style but sometimes i do think he goes too far
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Fearless performance?
The guy tapped out. Surrendered. Obviously he feared being choked out or having his arm snapped.
I think Chael is a smart guy, and he’s better at promoting himself than most other fighters, but let’s be real here. There’s nothing brilliant about what Sonnen does. He’ll probably beat Bisping, and he could possibly beat Anderson, but I don’t think he will. Anderson is a champion, Sonnen likely won’t ever allow himself to be champion; even roided out, Chael couldn’t beat Anderson with a rib injury.
Many people will take this as irrational hate, but I really don’t hate Chael. I just think it’s important to be realistic about the guy. The hype exceeds his objective accomplishments and abilities.
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by ElliotMatheny on Jan 26, 2012 3:34 AM EST up reply actions
Wow
Chael punched him 500 TIMES! He engaged him and dominated him for the whole fight until there was 2 mins left in the fight…You good sir…are a HATER….
Surely you can do better
The guy was not a hater . You can’t tell the difference between someone who is right from a trashtalker hater …… Read again what he wrote….he tapped,,,,on roids,,,,from a champion with a rib injury. Also, if you watch the fight, even a moron on acid could tell that Silva was not on his best evening.
Please, think before writing, and if you did, never reproduce yourself please.
Chael wasn’t on roids, and of course Silva was not on his best evening, he was fighting someone not afraid of him.
"best evening"
makes it sound like he was out at the toy store with the kids one night, and lost his cool when little Anderson jr. threw a tantrum about daddy not buying him Sonnen’s Round 5 figure.
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"God loves violence... Why else would there be so much of it? It's in us. It's what we are. We wage war, we burn sacrifices, and pillage and plunder and tear at the flesh of our brothers. And why? Because God gave us violence to wage in his honor... There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?"
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by ElliotMatheny on Jan 26, 2012 10:05 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not debating the roids or rib, but it was a fearles performance
He tapped because he knew he got caught and would get choked out otherwise. Tapping != fear.
No, your dumb
by RashadsLeftNipple on Jan 26, 2012 9:38 AM EST up reply actions
maybe hes not a hater
But any moron could see Chael was not afraid of Silva at all like many other fighters before him…
It's not a matter of fear.
Of course all fighters have fear, but they deal with it. Chael had the tools to give Anderson a tough fight, and he did just that. But again- without the raging testosterone, without Anderson’s nagging injuries… I think that’s a much different fight. And from all accounts, it seems to me that Anderson only does better in rematches, whereas Chael is pretty hit or miss in rematches.
Sure, Chael ‘avenged’ the Prangley loss and the Filho loss, but he also got thrashed by Jeremy Horn in both rematches.
"God loves violence... Why else would there be so much of it? It's in us. It's what we are. We wage war, we burn sacrifices, and pillage and plunder and tear at the flesh of our brothers. And why? Because God gave us violence to wage in his honor... There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?"
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by ElliotMatheny on Jan 26, 2012 10:16 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
we get it, you don't like Chael
And you go out of your way to naysay anything people say about him that doesn’t agree with your view.
You point out every excuse you can for why Chael beat Anderson for 4 1/2 rounds (which he definitely did) and act as if none of that mattered cuz he lost.
Im not saying those aren’t valid factors. But it seems that you cant just admit that style-wise Chael has what it takes to beat Anderson. I think Anderson will probably win the rematch.
Also pointing out old losses are irrelevant. Both fighters have progressed to where they are now. No one is talking shit about Ryo Chonan beating AS years ago, cuz it has nothing to do with the current MMA landscape like the fights you mentioned.
No, your dumb
by RashadsLeftNipple on Jan 26, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
I'm going out on a limb
and predicting Mr. Matheny’s response. Something like:
“Chael continues to lose fights in the same manner he has lost fights for his entire career. He clearly has not “progressed” anywhere. Anderson, on the other hand, has attained the rank of Godhood, by stealing the souls of his opponents, and using them to increase his own powers. Pointing out Anderson’s previous losses is like pointing out that God made sinning possible. It’s not only ancient history, it’s irrelevent to what makes God awesome. When I finally finish my temple to the God Spider, and am blessed his Holy Venom, you will all understand the truth of my message. Until that time, I can only strive to spread the illumination of the God Spider’s love to the best of my abilities."
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Chael has lost many fights
he is a great promoter and great fighter but to state he hasnt lost any fight and that hes the invincible man .. well its WWE effect here
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"God loves violence... Why else would there be so much of it? It's in us. It's what we are. We wage war, we burn sacrifices, and pillage and plunder and tear at the flesh of our brothers. And why? Because God gave us violence to wage in his honor... There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?"
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by ElliotMatheny on Jan 27, 2012 7:11 AM EST up reply actions
Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades.
You say I can’t admit that Chael could win? Well then you either have shit reading comprehension, or are dyslexic.
He’ll probably beat Bisping, and he could possibly beat Anderson, but I don’t think he will.
And you completely missed my point; I’m saying that Anderson historically has won every rematch in his career, whereas Chael is 50/50 in rematches. That has to do with their historical ability to perform in a rematch, and is absolutely a relevant statistic.
"God loves violence... Why else would there be so much of it? It's in us. It's what we are. We wage war, we burn sacrifices, and pillage and plunder and tear at the flesh of our brothers. And why? Because God gave us violence to wage in his honor... There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?"
- Warden of Ashecliffe Hospital
by ElliotMatheny on Jan 27, 2012 7:09 AM EST up reply actions
dont know why this posted twice
and neither one had my additional comment about Chael tapped because he knew he got caught and would have passed out if he didnt. Tapping =/= fear
No, your dumb
by RashadsLeftNipple on Jan 26, 2012 9:54 AM EST up reply actions
Tapping absolutely stems from fear.
Fear of being choked unconscious or having a joint destructively torqued.
There’s no shame in having fear, it’s a basic human emotion. Fight, flight, or freeze- those are pretty much the 3 options we have when confronted with a problem, and any one of those options can be right or wrong at any given time. Chael definitely SHOULD’VE tapped, and it’s not a negative strike against him in any way, but you simply can’t say that someone who tapped, who surrendered, who said “I GIVE UP, FOR FEAR OF FURTHER BODILY HARM,” who submitted his will to fight, etc, was fearless.
"God loves violence... Why else would there be so much of it? It's in us. It's what we are. We wage war, we burn sacrifices, and pillage and plunder and tear at the flesh of our brothers. And why? Because God gave us violence to wage in his honor... There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?"
- Warden of Ashecliffe Hospital
by ElliotMatheny on Jan 26, 2012 10:11 AM EST up reply actions
I think there’s a lot of fear associated with tapping, but when you roll a lot, sometimes it’s a matter of casually accepting defeat and moving on to the next match/fight/roll in a matter of protection of self interest.
There's a difference between rolling with your gym buddies
and actually fighting someone inside a cage. The only thing stopping someone from shredding your joints or choking you unconscious in a fight is their own self restraint. If you tap, you’re sending a plea for them to stop.
As you said- you tap out of self protection. But you wouldn’t tap unless your opponent had you in a position which you feared could lead to injury.
"God loves violence... Why else would there be so much of it? It's in us. It's what we are. We wage war, we burn sacrifices, and pillage and plunder and tear at the flesh of our brothers. And why? Because God gave us violence to wage in his honor... There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?"
- Warden of Ashecliffe Hospital
by ElliotMatheny on Jan 27, 2012 7:15 AM EST up reply actions
That's just ridiculous
You don’t tap because you’re afraid, you tap because you’ve lost, and you know there’s nothing you can do it about.
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Acknowledging defeat and being afraid of the consequences of defeat aren't mutually exclusive.
"God loves violence... Why else would there be so much of it? It's in us. It's what we are. We wage war, we burn sacrifices, and pillage and plunder and tear at the flesh of our brothers. And why? Because God gave us violence to wage in his honor... There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?"
- Warden of Ashecliffe Hospital
by ElliotMatheny on Jan 26, 2012 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
They are not mutually inclusive, either.
Which you keep representing them to be in the deliberate interests of exaggerating your point.
by Disco-Platypus on Jan 26, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions
Fear is an intrinsic property of surrender.
I’m not exaggerating anything. Just saying that you wouldn’t tap out, unless something fearful and injurious was happening to make you tap.
"God loves violence... Why else would there be so much of it? It's in us. It's what we are. We wage war, we burn sacrifices, and pillage and plunder and tear at the flesh of our brothers. And why? Because God gave us violence to wage in his honor... There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?"
- Warden of Ashecliffe Hospital
by ElliotMatheny on Jan 27, 2012 7:18 AM EST up reply actions
Man this guy makes me ashamed to be a fan of this sport
Fake belt…Interviewer laughing AT him the whole time its just sad man
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by AfroSamurai on Jan 25, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Someone called the fun police.
Learn JiuJitsu.
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by RolloTomasi on Jan 25, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
this is just a really really big kitten haha
Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
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by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Jan 25, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
"Bald-faced lies"
Chael is not exactly ahem “Mr. Clean.”
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Awesome.
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by IRodC on Jan 25, 2012 8:49 PM EST reply actions 14 recs
No.
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My ribs hurt.
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by RolloTomasi on Jan 25, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
no
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by McKinley B. Noble on Jan 25, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
this is a replay of ric flair's first entrance into the wwf
He walked around carrying the nwa belt saying he was the real worlds champion. This is a work at it finest
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by dandeman on Jan 25, 2012 11:24 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
good call dude
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 25, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
hold on so i was supposed to know that though? like i understand he loves old school promos but i was born in 1989 i dont give a shit if its not ecw and blood
like water
and this was the way i felt watching the reem kill brock
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you werent supposed to know that
wasnt trying to be a dick to you, man.
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 26, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
Cheesy
"God loves violence... Why else would there be so much of it? It's in us. It's what we are. We wage war, we burn sacrifices, and pillage and plunder and tear at the flesh of our brothers. And why? Because God gave us violence to wage in his honor... There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?"
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by ElliotMatheny on Jan 26, 2012 3:34 AM EST up reply actions
LeBatard is awful. I'd have responded the same way.
by Matthew Roth on Jan 25, 2012 8:53 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Agreed.
The guy is an insufferable douche.
I hope that isn’t douche bashing
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 25, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
He deserves it
He is a shitty interviewer. He just repeated what Chael said and chuckled like an idiot.
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by elmojo on Jan 25, 2012 8:54 PM EST reply actions 10 recs
These are not even interviews. This is performance art at an absudly high level.
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 25, 2012 8:54 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
Chael is amazing.
Interviewers are unfortunately at his mercy.
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Hardly
Sure, he stays in character well, and can improvise pretty well. But so much of the stuff he says is so implausible that he just comes off as sarcastic.
"God loves violence... Why else would there be so much of it? It's in us. It's what we are. We wage war, we burn sacrifices, and pillage and plunder and tear at the flesh of our brothers. And why? Because God gave us violence to wage in his honor... There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?"
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by ElliotMatheny on Jan 26, 2012 3:38 AM EST up reply actions
Don’t ask Jon Jones to sign that belt, Chael.
It's that the world is basically a forced labor camp from which the workers, perfectly innocent, are led forth by lottery, a few each day, to be executed.
I don't think that's just the way I see it. I think that's the way it is. Are there alternative views? Yes. Will any of them stand close scrutiny? No.
by memitim on Jan 25, 2012 8:55 PM EST via mobile reply actions
first thing I thought of when I saw it too lol
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He's usually not bad
Chael is just a strange person to interview.
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I imagine
he was feeling awkward at points.
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Seriously, I'm surprised that Chael didn't walkout.
by Matthew Roth on Jan 25, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
I think he likes making the host squirm
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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 26, 2012 2:29 AM EST up reply actions
indeed.
My bad. I have no idea what it means either.
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Their NCAA teams
Are called Oregon Ducks, no?
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by wonderfulspam on Jan 26, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
That’s pretty rich coming from a man who had to give up his real estate license and plead guilty to a federal felony for his role in a kickback scheme, who claims to be the UFC champ and whose bald-faced lies before the California State Athletic Commission were so egregious that he can’t even get a license to fight in Nevada.
I can see the anger seeping out from in between the words in this paragraph.
So basically; u mad.
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by Rob Young on Jan 25, 2012 9:00 PM EST reply actions 13 recs
no
i actually like Chael. He’s always been extremely pleasant to deal with and I find his schtick amusing. But I’m not going to tip toe around the outlandish bullshit he’s pulled in the last couple of years.
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 25, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I was actually half joking with the "u mad" thing
but:
1. The real estate thing has fuck all to do with MMA, and I just find it weird when people bring that up as a reason to abhor him being in the UFC and yet they give a pass to a guy who went on an energy drink-fueled vehicular rampage which literally endangered peoples’ lives. If someone’s criteria for liking MMA fighters includes a lack of criminal record, I’d like to see it applied across the board, and if it’s going to be applied due to a white collar crime, then it should be doubly applied when someone has actually endangered the lives of others.
2. Yeah he’s claiming to be the UFC champ. He’s not expecting anyone to actually fall for it. It’s a joke.
3. Chael may be going overboard in the typical Chael way with his words when he flat out calls Kenny Rice a LIAR, but you have to admit, Rice has demonstrated a lack of basic MMA knowledge routinely on Inside MMA and the overall production quality of it, along with all of HDNet’s shows is just above public access caliber. So there is a bit of truth to what he’s saying about Inside MMA, which is being exaggerated for effect.
4. Chael has been popped ONCE for a high T level and has since disclosed to the public that he is on TRT, just like MMA heroes Randy Couture and Dan Henderson as well as Nate Marquardt who was accepted back into the MMA fan world after getting popped his first time. I think it’s a ridiculous double standard to crucify Chael for it and then turn around and praise Hendo to the heavens.
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by Rob Young on Jan 25, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hendo and Randy were both in their 40's, Prime candidates for TRT.
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by Chin Check on Jan 25, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Dan has been using TRT farther back than just in his 40s I believe
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 25, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, didn't it come out that he's been using it since before Pride folded?
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Because he's been smart about hiding it?
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by McKinley B. Noble on Jan 25, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
He got a TUE from the NSAC and CSAC
That’s not exactly hiding.
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1. The real estate thing might matter to you more if you lived in the state of Oregon which has one of the worst if not THE worst economy of any state in the country and its thanks to crooks and white collar crimes like good ol’ Chael’s what he did was a felony sure it has all fuck to do with MMA but he is helping to ruin lives and Rampage never did harm anyone so that is not a relevant argument.
2. thats not even a funny joke that is just stupid and the poor souls who watch that awful fucking show are probably just stupid enough to believe he is the champion.
3. Who gives a shit? does anyone actually watch inside MMA? apparently Chael does time could be well spent learning some sub defense.
4. Sure he only got popped ONCE but as kid pointed out the NSAC hearing was such a debacle it was laughable.
5. Since when did Nate get welcomed back has he even fought since he got popped? no didn’t think so.
by nickrodamous on Jan 25, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
I’m not even going to address this since you think that Nate got popped for the first time last year in Jersey.
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by Rob Young on Jan 25, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If you’re going to ridicule someone for getting their facts wrong, especially with the internet at your disposal, it’s good to double chack and make sure their facts are actually wrong or you end up looking stupid.
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u mad cuz u just got styled on
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 25, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I mad that you actually consider that to be "styling"
I had such a high opinion of you too
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by Rob Young on Jan 25, 2012 10:40 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
...
I had such a high opinion of you too
lol

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by RolloTomasi on Jan 25, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
;)
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 25, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
it's all good tho
IIRC the dude that was “styling” and had the “cal” on him got ktfo’d
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he didnt steal anyones money.
he overstated the value of a piece of property when he reported it to the bank, then took the extra money and gave it to the people that were buying the property. shady? sure. but hardly the criminal mastermind and thief that people seem to think he is.
i'm glad you asked yourself that question
I was wondering your thoughts on the matter.
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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 26, 2012 2:31 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
acknowledging there was a victim is a far cry from ol’s nickrodamus who says chael is ruining lives. The next time someone says that Chael is ruining people lives or ripping people off I wish they could provide me with the details of who’s life was ruined. I assume the loan was defaulted on but I haven’t seen that confirmed. Chael made a dumb move and put his license and reputation on the line helping a buyer and seller sneak one by the lender but I dont think anyone should conclude that was his normal way of doing business.
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by Hardy's in your face on Jan 26, 2012 1:35 AM EST up reply actions
Smoking weed is a victimless crime
Bam!
by discoandherpes on Jan 26, 2012 5:52 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Wow...
Not up to date on the whole Mexican drug war thing going on. That one dude totally didn’t need his head.
Winter is coming...
by Danthemmaman on Jan 28, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
I like Inside MMA. I like the fact that it does not look and feel like ESPN or Fox doing the same show that they do for every other sport. Big swooshing graphics for no reason. Token female reporter that knows almost nothing about what s he is talking about.
The shows they do look good too. The only one you could complain about is the Titan shows that seem to have the worst lighting ever.
Plus I think Rice’s role is to be a traffic cop for everyone else.
Since Chael mentioned CM Punk aren’t we going to get another 45-minute whine video complaining about pro wrestling in MMA now?
by Scott Whitt on Jan 25, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
ok
1. the real estate thing is relevant since he’s been convicted of lying
2. i get it, it’s a funny one
3. there are lots of reasons to bag on Inside MMA but Chael isn’t really in a place to call other people liars
4. when did i praise Hendo?
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That was directed towards MMA fans in general that I see posting on here
The general moral outrage against Chael is just getting old is all and it just seems oddly overzealous to me.
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by Rob Young on Jan 25, 2012 10:54 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
you are such a shit troll
or just a whiny douchebag, can’t really tell.
by I'vegotthepower on Jan 26, 2012 3:02 AM EST up reply actions
LOL, the result was highly expected. Where's castle Greyskull when you need it.
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by Luke Thomas on Jan 5, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
I love this man
He’s real motherfucker when he’s being this fake/
When he says he doesn’t want to know if the parachute will open, he means it. That’s why he finds a way to lose. Because winning doesn’t truly make Chael happy.
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 25, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Somewhere down the line we’re going to learn that Chael Sonnen was actually a character played by Sacha Baron Cohen to troll MMA fans
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by Rob Young on Jan 25, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions 15 recs
The LeBatard interview is actually hysterical
I usually hate Chael, but that was something awesome.
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I don't like Chael, but if he came out to Cult of Personality
I would mark the fuck out.
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by sun yue on Jan 25, 2012 9:16 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
You gotdamn right!!!!!

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by Earl Montclair on Jan 25, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
I MUST HAVE THAT OUTFIT!!!
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by Victor Rodriguez on Jan 25, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
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I remember watching that video back in the days and thinking to myself “this guy is nuts for wearing that”. Those things are fucking hot if you used outside of the water.
looks like he pissed his piss yellow unitard.
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by RolloTomasi on Jan 25, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
either that or he’s trying to distract us from the fact that he’s ejaculated in his pants.
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by Victor Rodriguez on Jan 26, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
Fuckin A...
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Don't mean to sound like an ignoramus
but what does mark mean?
In this case mark out is similar to getting super excited
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by Rob Young on Jan 26, 2012 12:24 AM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
He better not!!!!
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 26, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions
That would be a CATastrphe.
I've got something to say; it better to burn out than to fade away!!!
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by Luke Thomas on Jan 5, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
1:36...where he discusses the peoples forum...
then turns to the camera and says “the octagon”…is pretty awesome
Wow
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Both pretty entertaining interviews! I think I liked the one with Ariel better (as he’s not a complete jackass). Pretty funny how he kept going after Kenny Rice for no apparent reason, haha. I know Rice isn’t the most beloved amongst MMA fans, I’m not a huge fan either, but I watch Inside MMA every week and I don’t really get what he’s referring to about calling him a liar and stuff like that. I hope they invite him to come on the show some time soon anyway.
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
I preferred the Helwani interview too
LeBatard was just so damn awkward, it was kind of uncomfortable.
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Agreed, although I definitely liked the concept of showing up with a fake belt and continually calling himself champion.
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by Horselover Fat on Jan 25, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
Both of those videos...
are the exact (to the second!) same running time… why did I even point that out?
Bravo, Chael.
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Yeah, he's a little more straight with Ariel (minus the Rice stuff)
Still fun though.
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@ 7:35 That look is fucking hilarious!
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by jackbox on Jan 25, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
we need a .gif of that.
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 25, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
HAHAHAHA ^^^
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I think this is it, finally, guys...
Chael has…

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by Unabomberman on Jan 25, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Just like Kenny Rice
You are a liar.
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 25, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs

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by RolloTomasi on Jan 25, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
that crazy bastard stuck the landing
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by Hardy's in your face on Jan 25, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
If only Chael were as awesome as Fonzie
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by ElliotMatheny on Jan 26, 2012 3:40 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
The schill is working on me again, This is the stuff that was funny in the beginning
He was a mediocre fighter with no personality once upon a time, but now he’s getting noticed and making up for all those submission losses. Go get ’em champ!
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by tigerlee on Jan 25, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Love this dude
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i'm sure that makes sense to people who know the northwest
everyone else shrugs. also, like everything else he says, thats probably a lie.
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by Cory Braiterman on Jan 25, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Oregon is a party school to the max.
But their cheerleaders are legit.

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by RolloTomasi on Jan 25, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
You must have some ugly cheerleaders
in the Philippines.
Which is surprising.
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they're too busy being gorgeous?
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by RolloTomasi on Jan 26, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
you could level cement with that one
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 26, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
Cement =/= concrete
Cement is to concrete what flour is to cake; it is an ingredient, not the whole.
I know I’m fighting a losing battle on the distinction, but having troweled concrete for many years, I hate it when people mix the two (see what I did there?).
by RobtWeaver on Jan 26, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
nicely done
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 26, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
I too am a concrete finisher
good on ya brah!
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by RashadsLeftNipple on Jan 26, 2012 9:48 AM EST up reply actions
I wouldn’t call them ugly, but they aren’t beautiful either, Great bodies, but judging only by the face I’d say they’re regular.
But you can always but a paper bag over their head
If you’re bagging a body, you have bigger problems to worry about.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Jan 26, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not that I'd really give three shits, but Anton is on to something
only the black haired girl in the middle and the far left are individually hot. Those two are worth keeping around for a bit, the others are one and done.
Terribly ugly????
On what planet?
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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 26, 2012 2:35 AM EST up reply actions 14 recs
I'll rec this every time.
I think BE is pleasantly immune from some of the more obnoxious online commenting behaviors, but there is no getting away from ludicrously picky critiques of extremely attractive women.
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Damn that's a nice ass
this chick is bad! The meme is spot on though, dudes be frontin’ their ass off when it comes to Chandella.
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by SentientAndroid on Jan 26, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
my roomates brother doesn't front when it comes to Chandella!
he is marrying her
and I called bullshit until he broke out his invitation and proved me wrong
¬_¬
by ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ on Jan 26, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
Now I'm calling bullshit
bachelor party pics or it didn’t happen
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by RolloTomasi on Jan 26, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i am oddly attracted to that one lol
i could never explain why, though
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 26, 2012 1:03 AM EST up reply actions
is this the "A lot of ducks" that LeBatard was talking about?
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 26, 2012 12:24 AM EST up reply actions
Naw
Those are chickens.
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by TheFilt on Jan 26, 2012 12:24 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
second from the left is a real life sea turtle
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 26, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions
She looks like Jack
in the first Batman.
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by RolloTomasi on Jan 26, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions
Now that you mentioned it, I don’t think those guys in the Hangover were actually roofied.
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No one mentioned it....
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by RolloTomasi on Jan 25, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
He mentioned that a guy that is clearly acting is lying
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Ok?
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by RolloTomasi on Jan 25, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Kenny Rice is probably like
What the fuck i do to that guy
Rice is a big steroid crusaider.
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by RolloTomasi on Jan 25, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
sigh

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by T.P. Grant on Jan 25, 2012 11:08 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
i gotcha

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by Grappo on Jan 26, 2012 12:53 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
god this is how ive been feeling ever since chael said bjj is gay and that lance armstrong gave himself cancer like if theirs a god why wont he just paralyze him and get it over with. preferably from the neck down that always keeps them in their seats
like water
and this was the way i felt watching the reem kill brock
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96 seconds and counting
Where have a heard that before…

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by Day Man on Jan 25, 2012 11:14 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Beat me to it.
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by MicahtheCynic on Jan 26, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions
I wondered when you were going to come in here and shit all over Chael
you are slippin man!
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 26, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
speaking of slipping
Hi Mr Montclair
¬_¬
by ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ on Jan 26, 2012 2:02 AM EST up reply actions
:D

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by RolloTomasi on Jan 26, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Maz should have locked the guillotine.
by vivero on Jan 26, 2012 1:57 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
gotta give some credit to fitch
that was one awesome zombie takedown
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by RolloTomasi on Jan 26, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
He's never been KO'd
he lost via cut once tho.
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by RolloTomasi on Jan 26, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
TKO to Terry Martin count?
It was a corner stoppage but it still kinda counts to me.
Either way Bisping isnt exactly known for his stopping power so i dont see this fight ending that way, If Bisping wins it will be by decision or sub.
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 26, 2012 1:54 AM EST up reply actions
actually......
im not sure what was better live
Silva Sonnen or Henderson Rua
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 26, 2012 1:55 AM EST up reply actions
The outcome to Hendo/Shogun
was more predictable, in my opinion.
by Un Sandpiper on Jan 26, 2012 1:56 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah I think they were both awesome for different reasons
apples and oranges
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 26, 2012 1:58 AM EST up reply actions
I wasn't complaining
if you’re referring to me. I enjoyed Hendo/Shogun.
by Un Sandpiper on Jan 26, 2012 2:00 AM EST up reply actions
i remember being absolutely convinced that Dan would finish Shogun in the third.
Then i just sat there with my head in my hands thinking “what the fuck?!?!?” for the last 10 minutes
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 26, 2012 2:01 AM EST up reply actions
It was fucking nutty dude
I could not believe he survived and proceeded to rock the shit out of Dan multiple times himself
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 26, 2012 2:05 AM EST up reply actions
yeah i am still kicking myself for not going to that
I decided I was going to save money to see GSP vs Diaz at 143 instead, after I had already paid a crazy amount to see them the first time at 137
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Yeah cause people try to dissect his obvious BS, his schtick and it’s like trying to find faults in a comics logic. It’s stupid, they just need to keep asking questions.
Maybe they should youtube him before they interview him
so they know what the fuck is up. They act shocked when Chael does his Chael, wtf were you expecting people?
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by RolloTomasi on Jan 26, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
They should just move on to newer topics.
Even Forrest Griffin is getting annoyed with all the mentions of his loss to Anderson. It gets boring.
Everytime I watch a Chael interview Anderson has to be mentioned at least once.
by Un Sandpiper on Jan 26, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions
It doesnt help that all Chael ever talks about is Anderson, Anderson and MORE Anderson.
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That's because the interviews ask him about Anderson.
I don’t doubt that he has brought up Anderson but only when it’s something new i.e not wanting to fight him anymore. Other than that, Chael never initiates the Anderson subject.
by Un Sandpiper on Jan 26, 2012 1:55 AM EST up reply actions
I would think the most annoying
would be the constant mentioning of Anderson Silva. Sure, it’s his greatest victory but how much is there to say about it? He’s said it all, time to move on.
by Un Sandpiper on Jan 26, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions
What victory?
He tapped and even if he hypothetically didnt he still would have got DQ’d and stripped after being popped for roids lol
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Oops
My mistake. His greatest performance*
by Un Sandpiper on Jan 26, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions
That crap show is airing here in Australia on FuelTV
Only thing worth watching are the Bodog Girls lol
BJ Penn and Shogun Rua fan for life.
what victory???
Um, you saw him there with the belt, right???
Writing things on occasion @ Head Kick Legend.
Team Captain for Ruining Your Special Night. That's what we do.
by Earl Montclair on Jan 26, 2012 12:53 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
he had me fooled for a second too, and i was actually at UFC 117.
can’t blame him
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Pro wrestlers wish they had Chael's skillz
Also, I still can’t believe Dan Lebatard and his dad talk about stuff is an actual show.
somebody vigilantly updated Kenny Rice's wiki profile
I am willing to test myself against the toughest fighters in the world, in front of hundreds of thousands or even millions of fans, over and over again. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but I always come to fight. I've been doing this for the past fourteen years, and I have at least a few more strong years left in me. What have you done in the past fourteen years other than act like a moron on this forum and hang on Anderson's nuts? - Dan Henderson.
Bisping's interview was better
At least you hate him for being real.
Chael is a straight up gangsta' captain of the good ship WORD UP
You gotta pay the troll toll, to get into this boy's soul.
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