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Demian Maia Thinks You Only Need Two Brain Cells To Know Chael Sonnen Is Joking

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Demian Maia is no stranger to Chael Sonnen, having submitted him in just over 2:30 when they met at UFC 95. Being Brazilian also makes Maia a target in Sonnen's trademark anti-Brazil rants.

So one might think that Maia would not be Sonnen's biggest fan. But in a recent article on SporTV, Maia was actually extremely complimentary when discussing Chael and their interactions (translation by Tom Mendes):

We have talked a few times. I think he's very intelligent, he knows what to say. I think he sometimes pushes the envelope, but he's good in attracting the media to himself. He's a very tough fighter, and deserves to fight for the title. I have nothing against him, and it's obvious that you don't need more than two brain cells to see that he's joking. I told him that he should become a comedian. There's a lot of passion in the sport, and there are people that don't like him. He has his style, he's more conservative, different than myself. But I think Sonnen is a very intelligent guy.

So I guess we can count Maia among the group that "gets it" when it comes to the Sonnen act.

Sonnen faces Michael Bisping at Saturday's UFC on Fox 2 card while Maia will compete on the same card against Chris Weidman.

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It still needs to be clarified

When someone gets pissy about Chael, the automatic retort is ‘You just don’t get it’. People like Wandy and the Nogueira’s get it, they just don’t like it. See there’s a difference.

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by tigerlee on Jan 25, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Dude chill out, I’m not getting pissy about anything you said, I’m just pointing out something that goes unnoticed. You made a point and I added to it…it’s called conversation.

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Gots to get the loot so I can bring home the bacon - Charlie Brown

by tigerlee on Jan 25, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Con ... con ... con-ver-say-shun?

Me likey conversayshun.

I now have a signature statement. Behold!

by glib_mf on Jan 25, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Like when you disagree with someone

and they say ‘you don’t get it’.

I always say “No, I understand. I just don’t agree with what you’re saying.”

"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva

"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson

by TheFilt on Jan 25, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Lies!

I don't want to make money, I just want to be wonderful. - Marilyn Monroe

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by KatGirl on Jan 25, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Bertha?

Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!

by SentientAndroid on Jan 25, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

how fitting

the comment turned green

by xicer on Jan 26, 2012 4:58 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

lol

it’s the truth of every agruement with a woman. if you don’t agree with her point, then you don’t get what she’s saying

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by HitokiriX on Jan 25, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Please

don’t get me started on these hypocritical, contradicting, double standard having ass women…

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by SentientAndroid on Jan 25, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

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by KatGirl on Jan 25, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Man you guys are a trip, and I’m Super Cerial!

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by SentientAndroid on Jan 26, 2012 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, no you didn't

We get it — we’re just mean and think it’s fun to play with you silly boys.

by Keren on Jan 25, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

That's fine

That’s not at all what I said.

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by Worldisart on Jan 25, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Vegetables

Generally have more than two brain cells, unless you’re talking about plants, in which case.. Carry On.

by juanchoD on Jan 25, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I have an uncle who is brain dead in a coma.

He’s a vegetable.

Not a plant.

That offends me.

by UncleMax on Jan 26, 2012 4:16 AM EST up reply actions  

That's not what I meant at all...

unless of course there’s sarcasm, in which case.. Carry On.

by juanchoD on Jan 29, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

At least 1 Brazilian “gets it.”

by Keren on Jan 25, 2012 4:07 PM EST reply actions  

From what I hear

He’s not that unpopular in Brazil.

There are people that actually like him there.

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by TheFilt on Jan 25, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Mrs. Silva?

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by killphil on Jan 25, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

I heard she loves her some Chael.

She makes his steak just right.

Now everyone repeat this until it really gets to Anderson.

"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva

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by TheFilt on Jan 25, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, it's extremely obvious.

What Chael does well is that he never really breaks character. From TUF, you would think Koscheck is just an unstoppable jock douchebag. But then after the fight with Georges, he basically did say that it was all just an act.

Of course we know that, but if you’re going to be the heel, COMMIT to it.

"God loves violence... Why else would there be so much of it? It's in us. It's what we are. We wage war, we burn sacrifices, and pillage and plunder and tear at the flesh of our brothers. And why? Because God gave us violence to wage in his honor... There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?"
- Warden of Ashecliffe Hospital

by ElliotMatheny on Jan 25, 2012 4:07 PM EST reply actions  

With Kos

Its only half kayfabe.

He is genuinely not very likable at times(often) and plays it up, IMO.

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by TheFilt on Jan 25, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe Aaron Simpson commented on this and said that Koscheck is a bit of a jerk (but is also a great friend).

by Keren on Jan 25, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I picture Kos

as an 80’s teen movie jock

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by IRodC on Jan 25, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, I agree.

Kos probably is a bit of a jock asshole, but is aware of it, and knows how to turn it up to 11 for the cameras.

"God loves violence... Why else would there be so much of it? It's in us. It's what we are. We wage war, we burn sacrifices, and pillage and plunder and tear at the flesh of our brothers. And why? Because God gave us violence to wage in his honor... There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?"
- Warden of Ashecliffe Hospital

by ElliotMatheny on Jan 25, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha

He has a temper that is for sure

In real life everything I utter is original and poignant.

by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Raaaaarrrrrrr MALE NURSE raaaarrrrr!!!!

"God loves violence... Why else would there be so much of it? It's in us. It's what we are. We wage war, we burn sacrifices, and pillage and plunder and tear at the flesh of our brothers. And why? Because God gave us violence to wage in his honor... There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?"
- Warden of Ashecliffe Hospital

by ElliotMatheny on Jan 25, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Well I had to deal with him for a week

Waking me up every morning at his UB intensive training camp the summer my sophomore year, at 6 AM, for a 10 mile run. So yeah pretty much that.

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by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

You went to school with Koscheck?

"God loves violence... Why else would there be so much of it? It's in us. It's what we are. We wage war, we burn sacrifices, and pillage and plunder and tear at the flesh of our brothers. And why? Because God gave us violence to wage in his honor... There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?"
- Warden of Ashecliffe Hospital

by ElliotMatheny on Jan 25, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah

just his camps and off season club. He ran his own camp at University at Buffalo, and was also the camp counselor on my floor.

LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!

by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

That week was hell. I am sure no one here would want to be woken up at 6 am by Josh Koscheck for 6 days in a row.

LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!

by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish he were a mime who never broke character

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by mollcutpurse on Jan 25, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I personally don't care either way,

I just think it’s stupid to create this public persona for yourself, and then reneg on it afterwards in a public interview.

"God loves violence... Why else would there be so much of it? It's in us. It's what we are. We wage war, we burn sacrifices, and pillage and plunder and tear at the flesh of our brothers. And why? Because God gave us violence to wage in his honor... There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?"
- Warden of Ashecliffe Hospital

by ElliotMatheny on Jan 25, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I’ll never forgive Koscheck for LnP’ing Daley.
I loathe him for what he said after Logan & Natasha got fired.

Kos is a great competitor – remember the year where he fought like 5 times, he should stop talking and he’ll be that workhorse that we will all love.

by vivero on Jan 26, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

He really is very smart

and he’s easily one of the most interesting people in MMA. He’s like the only fighter around who regularly says thought-provoking stuff in his interviews.

When he’s acting like a normal person, that is. His heel act is just corny and annoying.

by crazybones on Jan 25, 2012 4:11 PM EST reply actions  

I remember one interview with Chael

Where he was interviewed by a brazilian and got a brazilian flag etc. In that interview he was very complementary towards Maia and called him Mr.Maia etc.

by Pontus on Jan 25, 2012 4:20 PM EST reply actions  

This is the interview in question:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Eyys8OfMts

"Caol Uno was like Mutoh. He developed into a star overseas and then returned to his home country a much bigger deal. Dokonjonosuke Mishima is like Kobashi because they both do moonsaults. Don Frye is like Stan Hansen because they are both fat dumb rednecks with mustaches." - Jonathan Snowden

by RagingNoodles on Jan 25, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

That's a brilliant interview

“Wanderlei abandoned you Brazil. He drives an Aston Martin. Do you even know what that is?”

by Holls Hoyce on Jan 25, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

fucking LOL

like, i literally LOL’d. Sorry, office wallmate.

ideas? got a head full/one-man penny dreadful

by oxala75 on Jan 25, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Patrick Cote pretty much said a similar thing when they asked him on Sherdog Radio about Sonnen’s “one legged guy” spiel that he does. Cote really likes Sonnen too and doesn’t take Sonnen making him a punch-line serious.

"Caol Uno was like Mutoh. He developed into a star overseas and then returned to his home country a much bigger deal. Dokonjonosuke Mishima is like Kobashi because they both do moonsaults. Don Frye is like Stan Hansen because they are both fat dumb rednecks with mustaches." - Jonathan Snowden

by RagingNoodles on Jan 25, 2012 4:20 PM EST reply actions  

Still one of the best subs ever

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by T.C. Engel on Jan 25, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Definitely one of my favorite sequences… From the throw, to setting up the triangle from mount and suckering Sonnen into flipping over.

by Diz D on Jan 25, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

this was the fight that turned me into a diehard Maia fan

by Pat Tzu on Jan 25, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

The Maia v. MacDonald fight did it for me

that is one of my personal all time favorites

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by Earl Montclair on Jan 26, 2012 1:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Easily.

I only started watching every Saturday at 83, so I will still pretty new at 87 and that just skull fucked me into Maia love.

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by T.C. Engel on Jan 26, 2012 1:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Worst. Match up. Ever.

The only thing that could be possibly be worse is Palhares.

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by TheFilt on Jan 25, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah i wanna see that though if chael thought babalu was bad my god lol
oh and on the not getting it thing i do get it and chael you absolutely suck

like water
and this was the way i felt watching the reem kill brock
"He got knee'd right in the diverticulitis
by Balrog on Dec 30, 2011 9:20 PM PST"

by Mac Marley on Jan 25, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

that fight would be hilarious

and I don’t think Paul has more than one brain cell, so he’d gladly take that leg home with him as trophy (literally).

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by Orcus on Jan 25, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I really like Demian Maia.

That is all.

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by KatGirl on Jan 25, 2012 4:41 PM EST reply actions  

Its really hard not to like the guy.

by vivero on Jan 26, 2012 1:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I think he just is happy somebody has what he thinks is a good chance at taking Silva out

because Silva drug him through the mud.

I’m not resting until I’m officially Anderson Silva status.- Jon "Bones" Jones

by AfroSamurai on Jan 25, 2012 4:43 PM EST reply actions  

UFC website hacked again.

by metaldome on Jan 25, 2012 4:46 PM EST reply actions  

Nevermind, was just a second ago, but back to normal now.

by metaldome on Jan 25, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

cool.

Glad I never get on there.

by nickrodamous on Jan 25, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Sonnen is a funny and a great fighter! And still even when pointed out directly to them many do not get it!

I’m straight,that means I like women. I am a huge fan of all MMA and I love to watch the best fighters fight period! I never miss a UFC event watch every single one at least once. Any one who’s seen Sonnen fight knows that he is still getting better all the time. He has a weakness for subs no doubt but I think he has come along well since his loss to Anderson-After Paulo subed him out then missed weight in the rematch and got his ass kicked. If you watched the whole fight when Sonnen fought Silva you know he gave anderson a beating for four and a half rounds. I think Silva is always going to stand as one of the best of all time but he is at the top of his game and the end of his career not alot of room for improvement hence the avoidance to rematch against Sonnen I don’t blame him he has nothing to gain.

by kentmurr410 on Jan 25, 2012 5:02 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah

I don’t understand the point here either

In real life everything I utter is original and poignant.

by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Maybe it’s the new ‘no homo’

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by halitosis on Jan 25, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Meme'd.

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by Zachary Kater on Jan 25, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Definitely

I’m straight, that means I like women…but I am no Michael Bisping.

In real life everything I utter is original and poignant.

by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed.

BE has so many memes. This is what? Our seventh.. eighth meme?

Nick Denis is me.

by kreally on Jan 25, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Let's see

1.) GSP is exposed
2.) GSP is ME
3.) GSP has good stand up…but he is no Michael Bisping
4.) Michael Bisping hates waking up in train yards
5.) Cabbage

I know I have got to be missing some…

In real life everything I utter is original and poignant.

by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you fucking kidding?

How do you miss “Lets Mutherfukers”? Are you sure you’re a BElitist?

Nick Denis is me.

by kreally on Jan 25, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Mutherfuker, please.

You did not just leave the #1 meme out.

Share for share, share alike, you'll get struck each time I strike.

by gzl5000 on Jan 25, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I really suck

In real life everything I utter is original and poignant.

by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Bullshit! Jake Shields' hotness surpasses anything.

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by Zachary Kater on Jan 25, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

He's hot, but he's no Michael BIsping.

I give him an 8/12.

Share for share, share alike, you'll get struck each time I strike.

by gzl5000 on Jan 25, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Another one from AreYouForReal's GSP is ME fanpost

“don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? you little bitch”

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by wonderfulspam on Jan 25, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

That was it!

I totally fucked that one up.

Nick Denis is me.

by kreally on Jan 25, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Woke up in a train yard

Be careful, my opponents - Junior "Cigano" dos Santos

by Henrique on Jan 25, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

When he asked his (only) friend what happened

He said “Well, you are no Michael Bisping.”

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by halitosis on Jan 25, 2012 9:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

That was halitosis' alter ego

true story.

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by RolloTomasi on Jan 26, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I remember reading that

I want to see that whole paragraph again haha.

by juanchoD on Jan 25, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

It's still on BE

Just do a search for AreYouForReal and you’ll find a fanpost quoting it and talking about establishing BE memes.

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by wonderfulspam on Jan 25, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

6.) 8/12
7.) Look at the damage he does to his opponents face’s
8.) http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2009/6/26/925877/wow-my-thoughts-on-what-jake
9.) HOW THE FUCK DID YOU NOT PUT LETS MUTHERFUKERS

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by halitosis on Jan 25, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I really really suck

In real life everything I utter is original and poignant.

by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

You guys are forgetting

Offering your wife to Rampage for an autograph

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by IRodC on Jan 25, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Also Apple Crumbleweight.

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by gzl5000 on Jan 25, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

What about Florianweight?

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by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy shit!

That was so fucking funny. I haven’t seen that guy in a while. That was a douchebag move on his part and coming on here trying to make Rampage look like the douchebag was just stupid. Seriously, it takes a borderline retarded move to get laughed out of BE.

Nick Denis is me.

by kreally on Jan 25, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously.

Missing “Lets Mutherfukers” should be ban worthy.

Nick Denis is me.

by kreally on Jan 25, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I really really really suck

I will probably get a year in purgatory of endless Ben Saunders Muay Thai plum knees, or worse for this.

In real life everything I utter is original and poignant.

by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Speaking of Saunders...

I want my mutherfuking shirt.

Nick Denis is me.

by kreally on Jan 25, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

thank you

unrelated but where has psychoblack been?

LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!

by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

He forgot psychoblack too

Not forgiven. And slap yoself

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by IRodC on Jan 25, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

psychoblack is not a meme

he is a national treasure

LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!

by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think he was referring to “slap yoself” and “Faded”.

Nick Denis is me.

by kreally on Jan 25, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

is that really a meme though?

PB totally claims ownership over both of those things.

LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!

by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Meh.

Everyone uses those fucking things. It’s not just psychoblack.

Nick Denis is me.

by kreally on Jan 25, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure.

Keep your eyes peeled for any article containing Kimbo, Rampage, A.Silva, Rumble, or Guillard.

Nick Denis is me.

by kreally on Jan 25, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy crap!

I just realized that we could see Kimbo vs Rumble at Apple Crumbleweight!!!!!!!!

LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!

by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Jenna Jameson does a pretty decent job.

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by tigerlee on Jan 25, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I prefer

Caroline Pierce, I’d wife that chick.

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by SentientAndroid on Jan 26, 2012 10:07 AM EST up reply actions  

LUKE THE IMMORTAL THOMAS

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Jan 25, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Ugh.

Volkmann’s starting to get on my nerves. I used to like him too. I hope he gets matched up with Maynard next so I can see him get his shit rocked.

Nick Denis is me.

by kreally on Jan 25, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually think he outwrestles Guida.

Move him back to welterweight. Charlie Brennenman.

Nick Denis is me.

by kreally on Jan 25, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

bring in a better wrestler

who is also a liberal. I have no idea who this would be, but I feel like Guida is pretty close.

LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!

by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

At this point, I just want to see him lose.

I was glad he was winning and making money after being put on leave from his school, but he just won’t shut his mouth on the subject. I really want someone to shut it for him.

Nick Denis is me.

by kreally on Jan 25, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok

Let another Republican do it. Or anyone. I really want a really weird dude to do it though. I want to see this guy humiliated.

LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!

by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I really want a really weird dude to do it though.

If only Palhares was a lightweight.

Nick Denis is me.

by kreally on Jan 25, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm a natural wrestler who was never trained with the power in both hands that breaks faces.

Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?
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by tigerlee on Jan 25, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank you...

Never forget sexysassytrishammafan.
Best BE meme ever IMO.

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by Zachary Kater on Jan 25, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

"The CFL is not the NFL"

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by Earl Montclair on Jan 25, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

You forgot the first part of that sentence

For those who don’t know the CFL is not the NFL”

by edtSD on Jan 25, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate seeing references to it, because I didn’t realize its potential at the time, and the gods took it from us without mercy. I even tried to search Google’s cached pages, but to no avail. :(

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by Zachary Kater on Jan 26, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Plus

“Don’t you know I would fucking destroy you are you kidding me? you little bitch.” Haven’t seen that one in a while, but it was big at the time.

Nick Denis is me.

by kreally on Jan 25, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, also.

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by gzl5000 on Jan 25, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

More

Blame Kid Nate.

And this one:

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by wonderfulspam on Jan 25, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn.

Even I forgot about blaming Kid Nate.

Nick Denis is me.

by kreally on Jan 25, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Blame Kid Nate

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by James Brady on Jan 25, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish the Kid Nate Hate thread wasn't deleted as well...

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by Zachary Kater on Jan 26, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

My all time personal favorite

It’s so fucking cute and badass all at the same time!!!

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by SentientAndroid on Jan 26, 2012 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

This one might predate every single poster in this thread (Hi Luke!)

No choi’s for you.

The North remembers...
Would you like Freys with that?

by iiowyn on Jan 26, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m straight,that means I like women.

epic.

by vivero on Jan 26, 2012 1:25 AM EST up reply actions  

2 brain cells to know he is joking and 3 to choke him out.

Isn’t that the old wives tale from the sea.

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by NickRingp4pGOAT on Jan 25, 2012 5:08 PM EST reply actions  

NEWFLASH!

Maia says 99% of the BE community has less than or exactly two brain cells!

by Shnak on Jan 25, 2012 5:11 PM EST reply actions  

Who wins if they ever have that rematch? 50/50 pick one at best an educated guess if your educated?

Those single celled and uneducated take a guess you might be right then you can brag to all who care make some stupid comments. I for one respect these fighters in this sport and I know for a fact that most shit talkers no personal experience and can’t tell the difference between WWF and UFC. And if you like men I do not care,you don’t have to like anyone to enjoy a good fist fight.

by kentmurr410 on Jan 25, 2012 5:19 PM EST reply actions  

Oh I didnt see your comment above

by Afrotikiman on Jan 25, 2012 5:26 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Like I need any more reasons to be a fan of this guy.

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by Zachary Kater on Jan 25, 2012 6:14 PM EST reply actions  

I know he's joking. I actually do get "it". I just don't care for "it".

You know, I’d never really heard from Sonnen before the Anderson fight and when I did I thought he was funny. It was fight promotion and it was a cool, original (for me) way to do it. The fight was unbelievable… I remember that when Sonnen tapped we all screamed so much we must have woken up the entire building and I’d never seen this kind of reaction from people outside of the most important soccer matches.

A day or two after the fight I watched a long interview with a very bruised and emotional Chael Sonnen and I sympathized with the guy a lot. The fight was over and the actual person could talk and it was fascinating. I liked Sonnen then and would probably cheer for the guy if I didn’t care for his opponent.

And then there was the doping scandal, the criminal charges and the talk began again… Somewhere along the way it ceased being funny and was just hurtful and pathetic. In my mind he crossed a line from smart fight promoter to xenophobic crook. It’s not that I suddenly started to believe that Sonnen had changed his mind and believed himself all his insane babblings, it’s that the stuff he was talking wasn’t funny anymore and was so ridiculously offensive, especially coming from a person like him, I just couldn’t stomach it anymore.

Also, and I know this shouldn’t bother me, out there somewhere there are bunches of ignorant hateful folk that are stupid and ignorant enough to take even Sonnen’s lowbrow, infantile crap seriously and agree with him.

by PlutoCps on Jan 25, 2012 6:36 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Of course I get it!



I actually don’t get it and I can’t live with the shame of admitting it. :(

by PlutoCps on Jan 25, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Dude, it was five words with a comma and a question mark. It’s not that long.

by Empty Thoughts on Jan 25, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

TL;DR

Learn JiuJitsu.
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by RolloTomasi on Jan 26, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

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