Demian Maia Thinks You Only Need Two Brain Cells To Know Chael Sonnen Is Joking
Demian Maia is no stranger to Chael Sonnen, having submitted him in just over 2:30 when they met at UFC 95. Being Brazilian also makes Maia a target in Sonnen's trademark anti-Brazil rants.
So one might think that Maia would not be Sonnen's biggest fan. But in a recent article on SporTV, Maia was actually extremely complimentary when discussing Chael and their interactions (translation by Tom Mendes):
We have talked a few times. I think he's very intelligent, he knows what to say. I think he sometimes pushes the envelope, but he's good in attracting the media to himself. He's a very tough fighter, and deserves to fight for the title. I have nothing against him, and it's obvious that you don't need more than two brain cells to see that he's joking. I told him that he should become a comedian. There's a lot of passion in the sport, and there are people that don't like him. He has his style, he's more conservative, different than myself. But I think Sonnen is a very intelligent guy.
So I guess we can count Maia among the group that "gets it" when it comes to the Sonnen act.
Sonnen faces Michael Bisping at Saturday's UFC on Fox 2 card while Maia will compete on the same card against Chris Weidman.
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I amazes me that amount of people that don't "get it".
They just fall for the schtick, hook, line and sinker.
"Everyone has a plan until they’ve been hit."
~ Joe Lewis
http://worldisart365.blogspot.com/
by Worldisart on Jan 25, 2012 4:06 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
“Getting it” and liking it are different things. A lot of people ‘get’ the schtick but still don’t like him.
Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?
No holds barred, no time for move fakin,
Gots to get the loot so I can bring home the bacon - Charlie Brown
by tigerlee on Jan 25, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
Then he wasn't referring to those people
by ZapRowsdower on Jan 25, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions 14 recs
It still needs to be clarified
When someone gets pissy about Chael, the automatic retort is ‘You just don’t get it’. People like Wandy and the Nogueira’s get it, they just don’t like it. See there’s a difference.
Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?
No holds barred, no time for move fakin,
Gots to get the loot so I can bring home the bacon - Charlie Brown
by tigerlee on Jan 25, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There doesn't need to be clarification
I never said anything about liking it. I said it amazes me that there are people who don’t get it and they fall for it. You’re the one getting all pissy.
"Everyone has a plan until they’ve been hit."
~ Joe Lewis
http://worldisart365.blogspot.com/
by Worldisart on Jan 25, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Dude chill out, I’m not getting pissy about anything you said, I’m just pointing out something that goes unnoticed. You made a point and I added to it…it’s called conversation.
Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?
No holds barred, no time for move fakin,
Gots to get the loot so I can bring home the bacon - Charlie Brown
Like when you disagree with someone
and they say ‘you don’t get it’.
I always say “No, I understand. I just don’t agree with what you’re saying.”
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
Women
will never understand that
Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't you, girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side of the world... so cold and so dark
by HitokiriX on Jan 25, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Lies!
I don't want to make money, I just want to be wonderful. - Marilyn Monroe
Follow @katiew
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Oh crap, Bertha is angry now
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by IRodC on Jan 25, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Bertha?
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Jan 25, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
You won't like Bertha when she's angry.
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by KatGirl on Jan 25, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
lol
it’s the truth of every agruement with a woman. if you don’t agree with her point, then you don’t get what she’s saying
Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't you, girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side of the world... so cold and so dark
true story
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Please
don’t get me started on these hypocritical, contradicting, double standard having ass women…
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by SentientAndroid on Jan 25, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
LOL
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Man you guys are a trip, and I’m Super Cerial!
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Jan 26, 2012 9:57 AM EST up reply actions
Yeayea you are just meaaaan mistreaters

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by IRodC on Jan 25, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
That's fine
That’s not at all what I said.
"Everyone has a plan until they’ve been hit."
~ Joe Lewis
http://worldisart365.blogspot.com/
BUT HES A CHEATER AND A THEIF AND A LIAR AND A FELON AND ANDERSON TRIANGLED HIM AND I HAET HIM
follow me on twitter @polyh3dron
I "get it"
but I also dont find it the rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off hilarious that some people like about it.
by bigdmmafan on Jan 25, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
This
His routine is fucking stupid.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Jan 25, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Vegetables
Generally have more than two brain cells, unless you’re talking about plants, in which case.. Carry On.
I have an uncle who is brain dead in a coma.
He’s a vegetable.
Not a plant.
That offends me.
From what I hear
He’s not that unpopular in Brazil.
There are people that actually like him there.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
Mrs. Silva?
"No man dies for what he knows to be true. Men die for what they want to be true, for what some terror in their hearts tells them is not true."
Yeah
I heard she loves her some Chael.
She makes his steak just right.
Now everyone repeat this until it really gets to Anderson.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
by TheFilt on Jan 25, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, it's extremely obvious.
What Chael does well is that he never really breaks character. From TUF, you would think Koscheck is just an unstoppable jock douchebag. But then after the fight with Georges, he basically did say that it was all just an act.
Of course we know that, but if you’re going to be the heel, COMMIT to it.
"God loves violence... Why else would there be so much of it? It's in us. It's what we are. We wage war, we burn sacrifices, and pillage and plunder and tear at the flesh of our brothers. And why? Because God gave us violence to wage in his honor... There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?"
- Warden of Ashecliffe Hospital
With Kos
Its only half kayfabe.
He is genuinely not very likable at times(often) and plays it up, IMO.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
I believe Aaron Simpson commented on this and said that Koscheck is a bit of a jerk (but is also a great friend).
I picture Kos
as an 80’s teen movie jock
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by IRodC on Jan 25, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, total bully jock with high fiving toadees in tow.
Oh no you didn't.--Nick Ring
by NickRingp4pGOAT on Jan 25, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I agree.
Kos probably is a bit of a jock asshole, but is aware of it, and knows how to turn it up to 11 for the cameras.
"God loves violence... Why else would there be so much of it? It's in us. It's what we are. We wage war, we burn sacrifices, and pillage and plunder and tear at the flesh of our brothers. And why? Because God gave us violence to wage in his honor... There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?"
- Warden of Ashecliffe Hospital
by ElliotMatheny on Jan 25, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions
Haha
He has a temper that is for sure
In real life everything I utter is original and poignant.
by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions
Raaaaarrrrrrr MALE NURSE raaaarrrrr!!!!
"God loves violence... Why else would there be so much of it? It's in us. It's what we are. We wage war, we burn sacrifices, and pillage and plunder and tear at the flesh of our brothers. And why? Because God gave us violence to wage in his honor... There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?"
- Warden of Ashecliffe Hospital
by ElliotMatheny on Jan 25, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions
Well I had to deal with him for a week
Waking me up every morning at his UB intensive training camp the summer my sophomore year, at 6 AM, for a 10 mile run. So yeah pretty much that.
In real life everything I utter is original and poignant.
by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
You went to school with Koscheck?
"God loves violence... Why else would there be so much of it? It's in us. It's what we are. We wage war, we burn sacrifices, and pillage and plunder and tear at the flesh of our brothers. And why? Because God gave us violence to wage in his honor... There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?"
- Warden of Ashecliffe Hospital
by ElliotMatheny on Jan 25, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
Nah
just his camps and off season club. He ran his own camp at University at Buffalo, and was also the camp counselor on my floor.
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions

"God loves violence... Why else would there be so much of it? It's in us. It's what we are. We wage war, we burn sacrifices, and pillage and plunder and tear at the flesh of our brothers. And why? Because God gave us violence to wage in his honor... There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?"
- Warden of Ashecliffe Hospital
by ElliotMatheny on Jan 25, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Yeah
That week was hell. I am sure no one here would want to be woken up at 6 am by Josh Koscheck for 6 days in a row.
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions
Luckily there are laws against that
I was 15 at the time haha
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Jan 26, 2012 1:05 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I don't know why
But I laughed very hard.
by discoandherpes on Jan 26, 2012 5:37 AM EST up reply actions
I wish he were a mime who never broke character
A thousand years ago five minutes were
Equal to forty ounces of fine sand -- Nabokov
by mollcutpurse on Jan 25, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions
Sonnen?
or Koscheck?
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions
I personally don't care either way,
I just think it’s stupid to create this public persona for yourself, and then reneg on it afterwards in a public interview.
"God loves violence... Why else would there be so much of it? It's in us. It's what we are. We wage war, we burn sacrifices, and pillage and plunder and tear at the flesh of our brothers. And why? Because God gave us violence to wage in his honor... There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?"
- Warden of Ashecliffe Hospital
by ElliotMatheny on Jan 25, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But I suppose he wasn't very intelligent when he got caught in that real estate mumbo jumbo scandal thing.
by daftshadow on Jan 25, 2012 4:10 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
He really is very smart
and he’s easily one of the most interesting people in MMA. He’s like the only fighter around who regularly says thought-provoking stuff in his interviews.
When he’s acting like a normal person, that is. His heel act is just corny and annoying.
I remember one interview with Chael
Where he was interviewed by a brazilian and got a brazilian flag etc. In that interview he was very complementary towards Maia and called him Mr.Maia etc.
This is the interview in question:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Eyys8OfMts
"Caol Uno was like Mutoh. He developed into a star overseas and then returned to his home country a much bigger deal. Dokonjonosuke Mishima is like Kobashi because they both do moonsaults. Don Frye is like Stan Hansen because they are both fat dumb rednecks with mustaches." - Jonathan Snowden
by RagingNoodles on Jan 25, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
That's a brilliant interview
“Wanderlei abandoned you Brazil. He drives an Aston Martin. Do you even know what that is?”
by Holls Hoyce on Jan 25, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
fucking LOL
like, i literally LOL’d. Sorry, office wallmate.
ideas? got a head full/one-man penny dreadful
Patrick Cote pretty much said a similar thing when they asked him on Sherdog Radio about Sonnen’s “one legged guy” spiel that he does. Cote really likes Sonnen too and doesn’t take Sonnen making him a punch-line serious.
"Caol Uno was like Mutoh. He developed into a star overseas and then returned to his home country a much bigger deal. Dokonjonosuke Mishima is like Kobashi because they both do moonsaults. Don Frye is like Stan Hansen because they are both fat dumb rednecks with mustaches." - Jonathan Snowden
Only reason Maia isnt offended is because he already made Sonnen look like a fool.
by I_Mad on Jan 25, 2012 4:21 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Yeah real easy for Maia to say that after doing this to the poor bastard

by edtSD on Jan 25, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions 11 recs
Still one of the best subs ever
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The Maia v. MacDonald fight did it for me
that is one of my personal all time favorites
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 26, 2012 1:06 AM EST up reply actions
Easily.
I only started watching every Saturday at 83, so I will still pretty new at 87 and that just skull fucked me into Maia love.
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Worst. Match up. Ever.
The only thing that could be possibly be worse is Palhares.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
yeah i wanna see that though if chael thought babalu was bad my god lol
oh and on the not getting it thing i do get it and chael you absolutely suck
like water
and this was the way i felt watching the reem kill brock
"He got knee'd right in the diverticulitis
by Balrog on Dec 30, 2011 9:20 PM PST"
that fight would be hilarious
and I don’t think Paul has more than one brain cell, so he’d gladly take that leg home with him as trophy (literally).
I call you, I talk to me - Anderson Silva
The only thing that could be possiblyworsemore awesomeis Palhares.
Nick Denis is me.
by kreally on Jan 25, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I really like Demian Maia.
That is all.
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I think he just is happy somebody has what he thinks is a good chance at taking Silva out
because Silva drug him through the mud.
I’m not resting until I’m officially Anderson Silva status.- Jon "Bones" Jones
...and three to think they're funny!
This is an oule.
by some schmuck in texas on Jan 25, 2012 4:45 PM EST reply actions
Sonnen is a funny and a great fighter! And still even when pointed out directly to them many do not get it!
I’m straight,that means I like women. I am a huge fan of all MMA and I love to watch the best fighters fight period! I never miss a UFC event watch every single one at least once. Any one who’s seen Sonnen fight knows that he is still getting better all the time. He has a weakness for subs no doubt but I think he has come along well since his loss to Anderson-After Paulo subed him out then missed weight in the rematch and got his ass kicked. If you watched the whole fight when Sonnen fought Silva you know he gave anderson a beating for four and a half rounds. I think Silva is always going to stand as one of the best of all time but he is at the top of his game and the end of his career not alot of room for improvement hence the avoidance to rematch against Sonnen I don’t blame him he has nothing to gain.
Ummm....
I’m straight,that means I like women.
Thanks for letting us know?
"Everyone has a plan until they’ve been hit."
~ Joe Lewis
http://worldisart365.blogspot.com/
by Worldisart on Jan 25, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Yeah
I don’t understand the point here either
In real life everything I utter is original and poignant.
by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think he is trying to convince himself.
by Sqwibbs on Jan 25, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
no
he’s straight, that means he likes women.
When I'm on the mic it goes down, CINTRON
-Joell Ortiz
by The Lethal Haze on Jan 25, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
Meme'd.
An annoying Fitch fan.
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by Zachary Kater on Jan 25, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
Definitely
I’m straight, that means I like women…but I am no Michael Bisping.
In real life everything I utter is original and poignant.
by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions
Let's see
1.) GSP is exposed
2.) GSP is ME
3.) GSP has good stand up…but he is no Michael Bisping
4.) Michael Bisping hates waking up in train yards
5.) Cabbage
I know I have got to be missing some…
In real life everything I utter is original and poignant.
by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
Are you fucking kidding?
How do you miss “Lets Mutherfukers”? Are you sure you’re a BElitist?
Nick Denis is me.
I suck
In real life everything I utter is original and poignant.
by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
Mutherfuker, please.
You did not just leave the #1 meme out.
Share for share, share alike, you'll get struck each time I strike.
I really suck
In real life everything I utter is original and poignant.
by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
Bullshit! Jake Shields' hotness surpasses anything.
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by Zachary Kater on Jan 25, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
He's hot, but he's no Michael BIsping.
I give him an 8/12.
Share for share, share alike, you'll get struck each time I strike.
Another one from AreYouForReal's GSP is ME fanpost
“don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? you little bitch”
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by wonderfulspam on Jan 25, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
...

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by wonderfulspam on Jan 25, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Woke up in a train yard
Be careful, my opponents - Junior "Cigano" dos Santos
When he asked his (only) friend what happened
He said “Well, you are no Michael Bisping.”
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That was halitosis' alter ego
true story.
Learn JiuJitsu.
Semper Fi'
My ribs hurt.
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by RolloTomasi on Jan 26, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's still on BE
Just do a search for AreYouForReal and you’ll find a fanpost quoting it and talking about establishing BE memes.
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by wonderfulspam on Jan 25, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
6.) 8/12
7.) Look at the damage he does to his opponents face’s
8.) http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2009/6/26/925877/wow-my-thoughts-on-what-jake
9.) HOW THE FUCK DID YOU NOT PUT LETS MUTHERFUKERS
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I really really suck
In real life everything I utter is original and poignant.
by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions
You guys are forgetting
Offering your wife to Rampage for an autograph
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
by IRodC on Jan 25, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What about Florianweight?
In real life everything I utter is original and poignant.
by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions
Holy shit!
That was so fucking funny. I haven’t seen that guy in a while. That was a douchebag move on his part and coming on here trying to make Rampage look like the douchebag was just stupid. Seriously, it takes a borderline retarded move to get laughed out of BE.
Nick Denis is me.
Seriously.
Missing “Lets Mutherfukers” should be ban worthy.
Nick Denis is me.
by kreally on Jan 25, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I really really really suck
I will probably get a year in purgatory of endless Ben Saunders Muay Thai plum knees, or worse for this.
In real life everything I utter is original and poignant.
by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
will my new signature help make amends for my transgressions?
Please accept my plead for forgiveness.
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions
thank you
unrelated but where has psychoblack been?
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
He forgot psychoblack too
Not forgiven. And slap yoself
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
psychoblack is not a meme
he is a national treasure
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
is that really a meme though?
PB totally claims ownership over both of those things.
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions
It should be.
It really should be.
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure.
Keep your eyes peeled for any article containing Kimbo, Rampage, A.Silva, Rumble, or Guillard.
Nick Denis is me.
Holy crap!
I just realized that we could see Kimbo vs Rumble at Apple Crumbleweight!!!!!!!!
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions
Jenna Jameson does a pretty decent job.
Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?
No holds barred, no time for move fakin,
Gots to get the loot so I can bring home the bacon - Charlie Brown
I prefer
Caroline Pierce, I’d wife that chick.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Jan 26, 2012 10:07 AM EST up reply actions
You know who would forget mutherfukers
A stupid liberal
/Volkmannized
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by IRodC on Jan 25, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Ugh.
Volkmann’s starting to get on my nerves. I used to like him too. I hope he gets matched up with Maynard next so I can see him get his shit rocked.
Nick Denis is me.
I want to see him get out wrestled
Clay Guida
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions
I actually think he outwrestles Guida.
Move him back to welterweight. Charlie Brennenman.
Nick Denis is me.
bring in a better wrestler
who is also a liberal. I have no idea who this would be, but I feel like Guida is pretty close.
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
At this point, I just want to see him lose.
I was glad he was winning and making money after being put on leave from his school, but he just won’t shut his mouth on the subject. I really want someone to shut it for him.
Nick Denis is me.
Ok
Let another Republican do it. Or anyone. I really want a really weird dude to do it though. I want to see this guy humiliated.
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
I really want a really weird dude to do it though.
If only Palhares was a lightweight.
Nick Denis is me.
Could we get him to rip his own legs off?
He might make 155 then…
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Jan 25, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm a natural wrestler who was never trained with the power in both hands that breaks faces.
Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?
No holds barred, no time for move fakin,
Gots to get the loot so I can bring home the bacon - Charlie Brown
Thank you...
Never forget sexysassytrishammafan.
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 25, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
That was the first one I saw
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by halitosis on Jan 25, 2012 9:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I hate seeing references to it, because I didn’t realize its potential at the time, and the gods took it from us without mercy. I even tried to search Google’s cached pages, but to no avail. :(
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by Zachary Kater on Jan 26, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions
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Blame Kid Nate.
And this one:

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Please visit the Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
by wonderfulspam on Jan 25, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
The relevant fanpost got removed
But I remember this being a hit

by WheelieMonkey on Jan 25, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
I wish mma intellegence was still around.
So we could see his inevitable breakdown once Sonnen pounds Bisping to a decision.
Nick Denis is me.
by kreally on Jan 25, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Blame Kid Nate
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I wish the Kid Nate Hate thread wasn't deleted as well...
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by Zachary Kater on Jan 26, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
My all time personal favorite

It’s so fucking cute and badass all at the same time!!!
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by SentientAndroid on Jan 26, 2012 10:01 AM EST up reply actions
This one might predate every single poster in this thread (Hi Luke!)
No choi’s for you.
The North remembers...
Would you like Freys with that?
2 brain cells to know he is joking and 3 to choke him out.
Isn’t that the old wives tale from the sea.
Oh no you didn't.--Nick Ring
by NickRingp4pGOAT on Jan 25, 2012 5:08 PM EST reply actions
NEWFLASH!
Maia says 99% of the BE community has less than or exactly two brain cells!
Who wins if they ever have that rematch? 50/50 pick one at best an educated guess if your educated?
Those single celled and uneducated take a guess you might be right then you can brag to all who care make some stupid comments. I for one respect these fighters in this sport and I know for a fact that most shit talkers no personal experience and can’t tell the difference between WWF and UFC. And if you like men I do not care,you don’t have to like anyone to enjoy a good fist fight.
Oh I didnt see your comment above
by Afrotikiman on Jan 25, 2012 5:26 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Chael make me ANGRY
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by halitosis on Jan 25, 2012 5:44 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The UFC doesn't need marketable MWs sidelined for a year with knee injuries
When I'm on the mic it goes down, CINTRON
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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 25, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Like I need any more reasons to be a fan of this guy.
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I know he's joking. I actually do get "it". I just don't care for "it".
You know, I’d never really heard from Sonnen before the Anderson fight and when I did I thought he was funny. It was fight promotion and it was a cool, original (for me) way to do it. The fight was unbelievable… I remember that when Sonnen tapped we all screamed so much we must have woken up the entire building and I’d never seen this kind of reaction from people outside of the most important soccer matches.
A day or two after the fight I watched a long interview with a very bruised and emotional Chael Sonnen and I sympathized with the guy a lot. The fight was over and the actual person could talk and it was fascinating. I liked Sonnen then and would probably cheer for the guy if I didn’t care for his opponent.
And then there was the doping scandal, the criminal charges and the talk began again… Somewhere along the way it ceased being funny and was just hurtful and pathetic. In my mind he crossed a line from smart fight promoter to xenophobic crook. It’s not that I suddenly started to believe that Sonnen had changed his mind and believed himself all his insane babblings, it’s that the stuff he was talking wasn’t funny anymore and was so ridiculously offensive, especially coming from a person like him, I just couldn’t stomach it anymore.
Also, and I know this shouldn’t bother me, out there somewhere there are bunches of ignorant hateful folk that are stupid and ignorant enough to take even Sonnen’s lowbrow, infantile crap seriously and agree with him.
by PlutoCps on Jan 25, 2012 6:36 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
So, you don't get it?
by Armleglegarm Head on Jan 25, 2012 7:54 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 5 recs
Of course I get it!
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I actually don’t get it and I can’t live with the shame of admitting it. :(
by PlutoCps on Jan 25, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Dude, it was five words with a comma and a question mark. It’s not that long.
by Empty Thoughts on Jan 25, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
TL;DR
Learn JiuJitsu.
Semper Fi'
My ribs hurt.
For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.
by RolloTomasi on Jan 26, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions

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