How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? MMA on Twitter - Sonnen: Bisping Sounds Like Pip From South Park
by Anton Tabuena on Jan 25, 2012 9:16 AM EST
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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
RANDOM TIDBITS
"@Jonnybones vs @SpiderAnderson and @Rampage4real vs @wandfc with Pride rules. The @UFC_Undisputed 3 demo is out now!!! bit.ly/xMPBXw" -UFC Undisputed
"19k followers!! Whoo!! I feel 19,000 times cooler than I did upon first opening a twatter account!" -Ronda Rousey
"News: My brother is fighting Pedro Rizzo in Italy on 24th of March in Milan. Great fight! Two veterans with tons of experience who you got?" -Alistair Overeem
"Watching basketball ... Holly sh*t these overgrown people are ugly. You think they look down on me from way up there n think the same?" -Ian McCall
"If I had a nickel every time someone said they're surprised that a fighter can speak so intelligently I'd have seven cents." -Nate Quarry
"Spent months training to fight Munoz and now I have to fight a guy who sounds like "PIP" from South Park." -Chael Sonnen
""I'm in the fight biz not the website biz. Who gives a ****?"" -Dana White, says he doesn't care that the website got hacked.
There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena
Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Matt Roth, Ben Thapa, Josh Nason.
JUNIOR ASSUNCAO ISN'T PLEASED ABOUT BEING RELEASED AFTER 1 LOSS
"I JUST GOT CUT FROM THE UFC!! WOW... APPARENTLY THEY DID NOT LIKE MY LAST FIGHT. THANKS @ufc FOR THE OPPORTUNITY. TO MY FANS, I'LL BE BACK! ...THX FOR THE SUPPORT! IM NOT IN CONTROL OF ALL THIS. MY MANAGER SAID IT WILL BE OK. WAS IN A GOOD WIN STREK BEFORE THE LAST FIGHT.SORRY GUYS" -Junior Assuncao
"The Boss himself told me the fight was good, got a performance $, was in a good win STREAK before that last fight. I DONT UNDERSTAND! ..."If I knew I was getting cut I would got the easier fight" I told my Maneger. CAN SOMEONE HELP ME UNDERSTAND? gotta suck it Up and improve" -Junior Assuncao
"Guys thanks for supporting! Please don't hate on the UFC. It's not @danawhite decision. He liked my last fight. It's politics behind scenes" -Junior Assuncao
"The truth will show up soon or later! I don't know what goes on behind the scenes and no one can tell me ether. keep my mouth shut for now!!" -Junior Assuncao
"Maybe it was personal, there wasn't any improper behavior. I'm not the one talking to the UFC so I'm helpless on this decision" -Junior Assuncao
"messages coming all i can say is thanks guys! No leverage to argue with the UFC. Maybe my "manager" will say something @SuckerPunchEnt" -Junior Assuncao
"Got people messaging saying there is something else behind the reason I got cut by the @ufc. Got no one fightng for me right now!!!" -Junior Assuncao
TWICTURES
"Hahahahhahahahamfkfixdhdbxjahahahahahahahhaha AMAZING!!!!!" -Travis Browne
"Forgot to tweet last these last night at the boxing event!" -Alistair Overeem
"Ran into my UFC buddy GSP during breakfast!" -Alistair Overeem
"Party photobooth alert!" -Alistair Overeem
TWIDEOS
"Video: Here is my last video from @UFC on FX1. Thanks for all of the support. I hope you enjoy!" -Charlie Brenneman
"Video | Metal Mulisha w Nick Diaz" -Diaz Brothers, watch how Nick tries to sell you his shirt.
"Aussie fans come meet UFC fighters and talk about the new @UFC_Undisputed" -UFC
MOAR TWICTURES!
"Aztec face masks and football w @laurenRbear" -AriannyCeleste
"Voting Ends tom at noon! So if you haven't, please vote for me ;) THANK U friends! http://lightgroup.com/topmodel/" -Natasha Wicks
"bahahaha love it! My hair's so flat ;)"@sshadow3: @BrittneyPalmer here's a pic of you from UFC Undisputed 3" -Brittney Palmer
"Gettin work done! :-)" -Brittney Palmer
GETTING READY FOR MIESHA TATE
"Hair and makeup all done for @UFC mag photoshoot today!" -Ronda Rousey
"Doin' work!" -Ronda Rousey
"Occupational hazard..." -Ronda Rousey
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aaaaaaaaaaaah wicks
just the pickmeup for 9am Wednesday.
also
“News: My brother is fighting Pedro Rizzo in Italy on 24th of March in Milan. Great fight! Two veterans with tons of experience who you got?” -Alistair Overeem
The correct answer is always [not your brother].
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by Cory Braiterman on Jan 25, 2012 9:08 AM EST reply actions
I like how he doesn't say anything supporting his brother
Even Alistair can’t pretend Valetijn isn’t turrrible
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
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by menckenstein on Jan 25, 2012 9:14 AM EST up reply actions
Wow
I wonder if Assuncao considered any behind-the-scenes politics
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by halitosis on Jan 25, 2012 9:09 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Does it make me creepy that I think Ronda looks hot with a black eye?
An annoying Fitch fan.
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by Zachary Kater on Jan 25, 2012 9:14 AM EST reply actions 8 recs
I was thinking the same thing
Kinda like that photo of Gina with a black eye.
by discoandherpes on Jan 25, 2012 9:34 AM EST up reply actions
She just looks better in general when she is not overly made up I think…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Jan 26, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
Dolling Ronda up for a photoshoot
What a terrible idea. Her looks have so little to do with how attractive she is that the lipstick just makes her look weird.
Rouseys twatter account?
SOB i didnt know twatter was become so damn popular……..i cant wait for
“Taste My Twat Twat” updates ;)
by cccruiser81 on Jan 25, 2012 9:24 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
I don't think Rousey is cute, hot, pretty, etc.
Discuss.
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by halitosis on Jan 25, 2012 9:34 AM EST via mobile reply actions
You are a human being with different tastes in women than other male human beings.
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by sklart on Jan 25, 2012 9:34 AM EST up reply actions 13 recs
I disagree and I’m tired of these Ronda Rousey pictures. I mean she’s only had 4 fights and she just walks around and does armbars! Thats it! She hasn’t even been in the cage for that long. Yea she throws people but whatever thats not double leg wrassling takedown. Just armbar! Yawn! Boring! Anton, stop posting pictures of Ronda Rousey! Rabble Rabble Rabble!
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by Krimson on Jan 25, 2012 9:46 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Finishing fights? Pfft real fighters go for the full 15/25 minutes BRO
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by menckenstein on Jan 25, 2012 9:49 AM EST up reply actions
WENT BACK TO BED! TOOK A NAP!
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by BVandDietPepsi on Jan 25, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
The more I see of her, the more I am attracted to her. I already thought she was pretty attractive, but seeing her grapple on MMA HEAT, and seeing her on Attack of the Show…I’m pretty smitten.
I’d probably be just as smitten over Meisha Tate, I haven’t gone out of my way to check her out, but she did look pretty hot rasslin’ with Marloes.
I’d say she’s cute, but I wouldn’t look twice if she walked by. Her looks are a pretty small part of why every BE member has a crush on her (and I’m not saying that like it’s a bad thing).
by crazybones on Jan 25, 2012 9:47 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Ronda couldn’t disagree with you more.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Jan 25, 2012 9:51 AM EST up reply actions
It’s her personality and skills that sells the whole package.
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Jan 25, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions
you should tell her that
(on video)
A thousand years ago five minutes were
Equal to forty ounces of fine sand -- Nabokov
by mollcutpurse on Jan 25, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
It doesn’t matter what you think.
It's that the world is basically a forced labor camp from which the workers, perfectly innocent, are led forth by lottery, a few each day, to be executed.
I don't think that's just the way I see it. I think that's the way it is. Are there alternative views? Yes. Will any of them stand close scrutiny? No.
by memitim on Jan 25, 2012 11:18 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
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by MicahtheCynic on Jan 25, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I feel this way about Natasha
by Afrotikiman on Jan 25, 2012 11:42 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
I think she's hot.
Because she’s funny and kinda loud and kinda tough and beats people up and she seems like she’d be fun to hang around with, in addition to being pretty physically attractive. She’s also terribly confident and confidence is attractive to me. But, I’m a girl so I may have a different perspective on what makes other girls hot.
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Damn Palmer’s paintings are getting really good.
If you can't wow them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit.
LSU! LSU! LSU! LSU! LSU! LSU!
Not to get off topic
but Palmer in UFC 3 looks like its off of a N64 game. I hate THQ.
"If you think, you're late. If you're late, you muscle. If you muscle, you get tired. If you tired, you die. When you die is when you tap..."
-Saulo Ribeiro
Pretty sure it’s the exACT same engine just new moves. Like a new Street Fighter game. And don’t get me started on Capcom constantly having to rehash shit. Maybe if you didn’t make Rufus so gdlk the first go around you wouldn’t have to make an all new game with all new characters. Or Wesker lets make Wesker impossible to beat. Then we’ll add 4 characters and have all the old characters have new moves and Captain American finally gets an OTG (thank you) but we’re gonna beef up WESKER. BECAUSE THAT SHIT MAKES SENSE!!!
……..DON’T JUDGE ME!
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by Krimson on Jan 25, 2012 9:49 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
in Austin Powers voice
Learn JiuJitsu.
Semper Fi'
My ribs hurt.
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by RolloTomasi on Jan 25, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
Lone Wolf
and Cub?
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Jan 26, 2012 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
exactly anton dont make us get nerdy in this bitch and argue over my n64 pains and the spoiled generation now who gets everything plus 3D like really just over do it right since its sooooo epic.I WAS BORN IN 1989 AND I EVEN HATE YOU! seriously though i played that and 007 and perfect dark on n64 and trust me if i was young again playing skyrim right now i probably wouldve been smoking weed at like what …..13 instead 16 i mean its different im just saying and rambling and love video games …..and mma equally dont get jealous
like water
and this was the way i felt watching the reem kill brock
"He got knee'd right in the diverticulitis
by Balrog on Dec 30, 2011 9:20 PM PST"
Let me help you out bro
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
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by menckenstein on Jan 25, 2012 10:06 AM EST up reply actions
I'll take some of these ...........
You can have some of these , ;: ’" -
Take as many as you need.
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
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by menckenstein on Jan 25, 2012 10:07 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
what “these” are you talking about good sir and do “these” mix well with “those”
like water
and this was the way i felt watching the reem kill brock
"He got knee'd right in the diverticulitis
by Balrog on Dec 30, 2011 9:20 PM PST"
After 3 or 4 drinks
If they get enough XP they evolve into Deez and Doze.
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
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by menckenstein on Jan 25, 2012 10:19 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Been on a smash bros 64 binge recently myself
by Afrotikiman on Jan 25, 2012 11:44 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah that Palmer model looks like shit
Not too hyped about the new game.
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Jan 25, 2012 10:25 AM EST up reply actions
The graphics are shit
Pride mode is awesome though. The gameplay is deep if you take the time to learn moves.
"If you think, you're late. If you're late, you muscle. If you muscle, you get tired. If you tired, you die. When you die is when you tap..."
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by MicahtheCynic on Jan 25, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Haha. Well, I wasn’t a huge fan of the first two, just ended up playing them a few weeks before moving on. And this new one looks very much the same, so I’ll probably skip it. To be fair I’m not a big fan of sports or fighting games in general, so there’s that.
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Jan 25, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
That's why they have demos
They are a DEMOnstration of something that will be similar to the final production. Given that it comes out next month, the demo is most likely a finished product.
Download it, play it, and then make a judgement on it.
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by wonderfulspam on Jan 25, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
When I saw he was a Mulisha guy
I was like, yeah, that works, they definitely found the right dude to rock that gear. Pretty much fits in with every dude I’ve seen (or heard) who wears it.
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyrone Woodly fight.
Two things
That Jimi guitar Brittney working on.
Pics of Ronda with black eye.
Me likey, me likey long time!!
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by wyldeman99 on Jan 25, 2012 10:48 AM EST via Android app reply actions
Junior Assuncao maps out the things NOT to say publicly if you would like to return to the UFC after being cut...
“If I knew I was getting cut I would got the easier fight”
“It’s politics behind scenes”
“The truth will show up soon or later!”
“Maybe it was personal”
" Got no one fighting for me right now!!!"
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by RECE ROCK on Jan 25, 2012 10:52 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
Plus… he’s not exactly the most exciting fighter we’ve ever seen in the UFC… that also doesn’t help his case.
Yeah. I don’t remember his first fight, but the last one against Pearson was a major stinker, mostly because of the fact that Assuncao was almost exclusively moving backwards and playing defense the whole time. It takes two to tango.. he had his chance in a televised slot, but he didn’t step up to fight.
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Jan 25, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
His first fight was even worse.
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by Sweet Scientist on Jan 25, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
And he showboated for much of that stinker of a fight.
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Draft number: 72.
by Sweet Scientist on Jan 25, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, the Yagin fight
Was absolutely horrible.
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by wonderfulspam on Jan 25, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, okay. Well, that explains it then. Good riddance!
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Jan 25, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
Daniel James Miller Foundation - Please donate, every penny helps.
by menckenstein on Jan 25, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
I'm conflicted about Rousey
She’s such an obnoxious badass, the kind of girl who’d participate in burping contests and barroom brawls and win every time.
Ideal walkout music: Lady Sovereign, that feisty little midget.
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Time for my weekly
“Natasha ‘Attention Ho-wah’ Wicks isn’t hot in the least and you mouthbreathers and neckbeards who gobble this shit up make me something something.”
Bash away.
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Because
She is slightly MMA related, and she has an amazing ass (to which she dedicates many a pictorial).
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Nick Diaz video is fucking hillarious
Metal Mulisha Guy: Can you promote your shirt?
Nick Diaz: …… what?
Metal Mulisha Guy: Just tell your fans to buy your shirt.
Nick Diaz: Ah … yea buy my shirt. Buy my shirt, buy my shirt, buy my shirt …
Matt "The Terror" Serra!!!!
by DK_Monster on Jan 25, 2012 11:45 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
"I'm in the fight biz not the website biz. Who gives a ****?"
Oh, right. So I guess you’re also not in the streaming video business either, right? So why do you give a damn about SOPA then?
Also, does Brittney realize that she can just pull those knobs off instead of covering them with tape? It’ll look better when she’s done, too.
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by dajulzta on Jan 25, 2012 5:05 PM EST via Android app reply actions
THQ's model of Brittany looks about as good as the game will probably be:
Really shitty. THQ is a garbage company.
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