Ralek Gracie Rap Video "G IN A GI". It rivals Arianny's "Fight to Love Me" in terms of sheer awful
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"Walk a tight rope, rope, rope...do the moon walk...rear naked choke, choke, choke"
“this ish could get heavy like tons of broccoli”
Don't quit your day job Ralek.
At least he has better rhythm than Renzo in the IFL Rap.
Gracie rap battle at the next family reunion?
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Who thought this was a good idea?
Everything about that sucked. The beat/tune sucked, the rhymes were terrible or non-existent (seriously, just repeating things 3 times because you couldn’t think of a rhyme?)
I hate to say it, but I think this could be worse than Arianny’s song. However, the world may never know which one is truly worse, since no one is stupid enough to actually listen to both of them again to do a comparison.
its not worst than the arianny song but i mean yeah in rap terms that shit was wack son dont ever rap again ralek and further more who DID tell him this was a good idea? a nigga that says nigga alot trust that nigga says nigga allllllll the time and it still couldnt have helped this song " G in a GI" really? dont go to the club with that shit
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and this was the way i felt watching the reem kill brock
"He got knee'd right in the diverticulitis
by Balrog on Dec 30, 2011 9:20 PM PST"
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by LRaunThaDamaja on Jan 25, 2012 8:31 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
i said that high and you still got it thank you i mean come on if your gonna be from brazil and rap just make big pimpin part 2 and be happy maybe get anderson and jose as cameos
like water
and this was the way i felt watching the reem kill brock
"He got knee'd right in the diverticulitis
by Balrog on Dec 30, 2011 9:20 PM PST"
If some dude ever tried to get into a club wearing a gi I'd be amused. But if he followed up his rejection with "I'm just a G in a Gi" I'd piss myself
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I think that was the whole point.
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by Unabomberman on Jan 26, 2012 12:36 AM EST up reply actions
Had to cleanse my palate with some Rebecca Black and Tay Zonday
I’m just glad he didn’t collaborate with King Kevin Casey and Spencer Pratt
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oh god i forgot eddie bravo does music is he atleast good?
like water
and this was the way i felt watching the reem kill brock
"He got knee'd right in the diverticulitis
by Balrog on Dec 30, 2011 9:20 PM PST"
That wasn't bad
Like, really. It wasn’t anything spectacular, but it was better than the Lil Wayne, Rick Ross, and Tyga’s of the world.
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Stop it
If you were in a club you would prefer BMF to BJJ raps.
by discoandherpes on Jan 26, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions
2:38
And I regret every second of it. i tapped out (get it? Tapped out?) at 1 but I accepted your challenge. It’s like eating a tablespoon of cinnamon, just DON’T DO IT.
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I watched the whole thing!
I was too stunned by how bad it was to escape. It was like watching a train wreck: horrifying but you’re unable to turn away
by TheFakeMacoy on Jan 25, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
i was very able to turn away.
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by gspmademegay on Jan 25, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
HABANEROS, DO THE MOON WALK, REAR NAKED CHOKE
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by andrew861 on Jan 25, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Bring a TV and some Bob Marley, this could get heavy like tons of broccoli.
Awesome, can’t wait for the dubstep remix….
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by SteveevaD on Jan 25, 2012 12:40 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
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DIBIDITTA DAH DIBI DAH DIBI DAH DAH
Do you like ice cream?
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by Krimson on Jan 25, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ROWWWWRRR BUMP ROWWRR BUMP ROWWRRR ROWWWRR
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I spilt some on my gi
but it’s still tas-ty!
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That song makes as much sense as this.
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Is it just me...
or does anyone else hope that the next time Ralek fights he gets destroyed? Someone needs to pay for this abomination.
Two things...
1) This is terrible, really terrible.
2) This is 100x better than “Fight to Love Me”.
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by skeebop on Jan 25, 2012 2:17 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Horribly bad.. Apparently he released a whole album. It can be yours for only $9.99 on iTunes!
http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/ginagi/id490246865?ign-mpt=uo%3D4
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
But to be fair
I see the direction he’s trying to go. He sounds like he’s aiming for a one-man N.E.R.D. only 3 steps back. He needs a ghostwriter and needs to stop using the ONE keyboard he has and get himself an MPC. It’s not good BUT you see where he WANTS to go with it.
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Dude is having fun, all right.
I say we let him go. It’s not as if he ripped off anyone to come up with the melody…
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by Unabomberman on Jan 26, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
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