Michael Bisping Skewers Chael Sonnen On Inside MMA
by Tim Burke on Jan 24, 2012 11:01 AM EST
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Michael Bisping was a guest on HDNet's Inside MMA last night, and upped the ante on the pre-fight rhetoric being exchanged between himself and UFC on Fox 2 opponent Chael Sonnen. Sonnen has been fairly low-key so far in terms of trashing Bisping, only offering up a few quips here and there. Bisping though? That's a whole other story: (transcribed by MMA Mania):
"Okay. One. Let's start with the obvious. He's not the middleweight champion. He's been beaten many, many times. He's been submitted more times than I care to mention. Not to mention, the last time he lost a fight by submission, there were some issues involving performance enhancing drugs. I don't know what the deal is. Apparently, he has one testicle. One testicle! This is why he uses performance enhancing drugs. He's gonna need more than one little ball to fight me next weekend!"
Not bad. He continued on with his assessment of the fight, which is a little more realistic:
"He's gonna try and take me down, lay on top of me and smother me to death. Me, on the other hand, I will be arriving to fight this guy. I'm gonna look to knock him out. Of course, like all my fights, it's not gonna be easy. He's a tough opponent. I'm sure it's gonna be an amazing fight. All joking aside, it's gonna be a tough fight."
Bisping can't seem to make up his mind though. He said a few days ago that he was going to submit him from the bottom, but now he's going to knock him out. Either way, expect more amusing back-and-forth between the two in the next few days.
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Has Bisbing knocked anyone out?
why would he keep saying this. Anderson is the most accurate striker in the division and he didn’t knock Chael out. Im curious to know what would happen to Bisbing if he fought Anderson…..seems like he’d play right into Andersons stand up game.
his past two fights....
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2. That guy is Anderson Silva.
3. Don't fucking punch that guy.
by Chris Barton on Jan 24, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
13 of his 21 wins…
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TKO strikes on the ground is not the same as knocking a guy out on the feet
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by KJ Gould on Jan 24, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
A TKO is the same as a KO. When a fighter says “I’m going to knock him out”…they generally mean stop him. Not H-bomb him.
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A TKO is nothing like a KO
when we’re talking about Michael Bisping.
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by Machiel Van on Jan 24, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, Machiel Van
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I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyrone Woodly fight.
Lol
sigbets are a mother some time.
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by Machiel Van on Jan 24, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mmm, no they don't
When they say ‘knock him out’, they mean separate them from consciousness. Not swarm and look busy enough for a referee to step in.
Since TKO’s can happen from a cut or landing 90% of your punches on their defending arms, it’s not the same as a Knock Out. Ever.
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by KJ Gould on Jan 24, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions 8 recs
That’s just stupid. Of course a true KO is putting someone out. But when a guy finishes another by TKO, he says “I knocked him out”. You’re just playing dumb semantics now.
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by Tim Burke on Jan 24, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
I agree. I’ve never heard anyone say “I’ve technically knocked him out!” after a TKO victory… that’d be funny, though. Heh.
by Shnak on Jan 24, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Ignoring the semantics is dumb
I’m not saying a TKO is not a legitimate way to win, but for a fighter to act like they got a Knock Out when someone’s eyelid gets accidentally sliced open or someone doesn’t fight back and ends up with nothing more than a bruised arm makes them look retarded.
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by KJ Gould on Jan 24, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
They still "knocked them out" of the fight
by HaterSlayer on Jan 24, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
No, they finished the fight within the rules in place
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by KJ Gould on Jan 24, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
See below. One outcome is initiated by the ref, the other doesn’t need to involve the ref at all.
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by Machiel Van on Jan 24, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
We’re talking about Michael Bisping, remember? You argue the weirdest fucking points sometimes.
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And Bisping hasn't really knocked anyone out, not since Cage Rage
And even then I’m having a hard time remembering who he did actually knock out. I think it was Mark Epstein.
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by KJ Gould on Jan 24, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I agree. Sorry Tim, but the semantics matter. They indicate two different methods of finish. To me, a TKO basically means the referee decided the fight was over. A KO means a fighter took the outcome completely out of the hands of the referee, which is more impressive and should be treated as such.
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by Machiel Van on Jan 24, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Go ask Mike he if knocked out Jorge Rivera. Or Mayhem, Kang, McCarthy, etc. That’s the point. Whether one is more impressive or not isn’t the point, we all understand the difference between the two. It’s the use of the phrase in question. You’re still “knocking someone out” when you win by TKO. The KO means “knockout”.
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I would politely point out to Michael that he blatantly fouled Rivera and then spit on his corner, so he probably just shouldn’t mention that fight :)
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by Machiel Van on Jan 24, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I suppose a TKO is a knockout, but only technically.
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by Richard Wade on Jan 24, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions 20 recs
Rec. Leave it to Wade to end this weird argument!
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 24, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
Who else remembers the time
Rich Franklin knocked out Matt Hamill?
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by SSreporters on Jan 24, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
that kick to the body separated him from his senses.
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 24, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
Let's not forget the time
Aaron Simpson TKO’d Ed Herman with that vicious knee injury.
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Ed is lucky he didn’t suffer permanent brain damage
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 24, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Edson Barboza really showed his knockout skills....
Against Mike Lullo.
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No they don't
You do realize the words “knock out” are represented in the “TKO” abbreviation, yea? It’s a type of knock out, but it’s absolutely still a knock out.
I mean, are you really trying to suggest that Chuck DIDN’T K.O. Tito? That’s just fucking stupid.
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by Chris Barton on Jan 24, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
he might mean knocked opponents unconscious, but thats what i was thinking.
People forget that Bispings only been to a decision 6 times in 25 fights. He is a finisher according to the numbers. he’s finished and won 8 of his 15 UFC fights
Not to be that guy
but he really just swarms on guys and peppers them with fairly solid shots until the ref stops it. He doesn’t bomb guys with Brock or Munoz level gnp. And if it wasn’t for his cardio I don’t think he would be able to “finish” as many guys as he does.
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by SentientAndroid on Jan 24, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Bisping is not a one hitter quitter, and even though I am not a fan of his, I’ll give him some credit and say that he makes up for it by outworking his opponents and throwing a lot of volume in his strikes.
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by chrisbboy82 on Jan 24, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Why do people continue to misspell Bisping?
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by Richard Wade on Jan 24, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
they are stupid
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by Andy Anderson on Jan 24, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
Robbie Lawlor and John Fitch do it all the time.
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by Tim Burke on Jan 24, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Vanderlei would have something to say about that
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by ThatsHowIRoll on Jan 24, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
it’s amazing to me how many people misspell fighter names that are right in the title of the article so consistently. i’ve made peace with it a while ago.
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by Victor Rodriguez on Jan 24, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
I don't understand why people think Bisping has "pillow hands"
He has TKO’d over more than half of his opponents throughout his career. As he stated himself recently, several of his last fights have finished with his opponent needing medical care at the hospital. Bisping has managed to walk away from these fights with minimal damage.
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by @KatanaClothing on Jan 24, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
Eventually when you get hit with a pillow multiple times over
You get buzzed.
Bisping has no KOs in his UFC career. As in he has never knocked an opponent out unconscious.
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by SSreporters on Jan 24, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Well I would not say he has pillow hands but he is far from someone that you have to worry about Ko’ing you with one shot,a great example of that is Dan Henderson.He did not respect his hands at all and just walked threw his offense until that BIG right hand landed.
Also another thing that does not halp Bisping out alot of the opponets he did TKO are not known to have eather the best fighter constitution or Jaws. Just look at some of the nams he has stoped now in the UFC and that should say it all ? Elvis Sinosic,Eric Schafer,Josh Haynes,Charles McCarthy,Jason Day,Dennis Kang,etc None of those names are known for there Jaw’s and willingness to take a beating, All pretty much quiet ounce they run into any kind of opposition or solid offense hits them. There fighter constitution if they were a role playing game character would be normal to low. Someone like Shogun or Jim Miller would he high
Man why'd he have to Get Real at the end there? He was doing fine shit talking.
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bispings a great shit talker...
but hes no chael sonnen.
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by gspmademegay on Jan 24, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions 12 recs
oh snap, meta rec
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I agree
He was really rolling there for a second. I hope he wins.
by Lauren J Darkbloom on Jan 24, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
I might be alone in this...
but I would fuckin love for the count to derail the chael hypetrain…
by Chris WhiteDynamite Bielanski on Jan 24, 2012 11:21 AM EST reply actions 6 recs
You are not alone.
This is probably the one and only time i am rooting for Bisping.
Sheeeeeeeee-it
by Clay Davis on Jan 24, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
yes
Bisping’s shit-talk is at least not warmed over xeonophobic assholery left over from the Dice Clay era.
This is an oule.
by some schmuck in texas on Jan 24, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
same
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyrone Woodly fight.
I think it would be hilarious
Can you imagine the level of ego he’d have going into the Silva fight?
there is no fucking way i can scroll past this without putting my fist up on the screen.
respect.
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by Victor Rodriguez on Jan 24, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
I doubt it.
He won’t sub Mike, and I doubt he stops him with strikes either. Bisping’s guard is too active.
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by ElliotMatheny on Jan 24, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
So ready for a response!
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by tigerlee on Jan 24, 2012 11:23 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
Chael: “I’d rather be submitted a thousand times then have your infamous UFC 100 highlight.”
“I would spit in your general direction, but I don’t want to sink down to your level.”
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by Machiel Van on Jan 24, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
How about...
You Brits would be speaking German if it wasn’t for me?
What a crumb
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by ThatsHowIRoll on Jan 24, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
No nipple ass havin bitch!
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by ElliotMatheny on Jan 24, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
Bisbing is on crack, here is why ..
has any one seen his performance against Miller " Mayhem " ? when he exchange or throw combinations , he lacks power . he throw straight jabs but he does not have dynamite in his hands. his punches are sloppy and you can rarely see him doing over right hands behind the ears a l a Hendo . he may have a good take down defense but this is CHAEL SONNEN’S DOUBLE LEG we are talking about here. any way he is in for a treat when Chael talks back to him . and for a grinding night inside the octagon :)
by God Fist Warrior on Jan 24, 2012 11:25 AM EST reply actions
This is such a little gem
his punches are sloppy and you can rarely see him doing over right hands behind the ears a l a Hendo
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by Chris Barton on Jan 24, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Bispings strikes ain’t sloppy. He’s no Tank Abbott in terms of power, but his stand up is really sharp and technically correct.
He’s somewhat of a poor man’s Nick Diaz.
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by Machiel Van on Jan 24, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
Good point. Meant on the feet only.
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by Machiel Van on Jan 24, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
Diaz is certainly more aggressive and has a far better gas tank.
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by Machiel Van on Jan 24, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
Fucking gold.
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by Sweet Scientist on Jan 24, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
Nice find. I stopped reading at "Bisbing is on crack, here is why .."
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same
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by SentientAndroid on Jan 24, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
Just watched the show.. small error in the transcript, he says “Of course, like all my fights”, not “I call my fights”.
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Jan 24, 2012 11:30 AM EST reply actions
ah the famous line of those facing the Sonnens and Fitches of the world
I will be arriving to fight this guy
Sigh.
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by Cory Braiterman on Jan 24, 2012 11:35 AM EST reply actions
bisping shat on Chael
props to bisping, first time rooting for him and he’s already making me smile.
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is that really the best these guys got?
pathetic… I dislike them both and hope the arena lighting collapses on the octagon and takes them both out.
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by Machiel Van on Jan 24, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
Hah!
I was just thinking that. Can’t stand either one.
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyrone Woodly fight.
I was thinking double knockout
But I’ll happily settle for your scenario.
by breakyourface on Jan 24, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
"is that really the best these guys got?"
Well he was about to break out the rape jokes but didn’t want to get cut
Cut? Nah just donate a few bucks and tour a womens shelter and your good to go.
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by ThatsHowIRoll on Jan 24, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
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Chael, Bisping, and Rashad Evans(who is an underrated trash talker) is gonna make for lulz
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by benten20 on Jan 24, 2012 11:51 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Dont ever bring that abomination into BE!
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by Cocytus on Jan 24, 2012 11:57 AM EST via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
The testicle fairy?
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by Cory Braiterman on Jan 24, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh c’mon, banhammer for that?
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by Machiel Van on Jan 24, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
He’s kidding.
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or is he...
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by Chris Barton on Jan 24, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Mwahahahaha!
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by dajulzta on Jan 24, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Ol’ benten20 can’t be banned, he has a few more weeks to enjoy his sigbet win…
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by Machiel Van on Jan 24, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
I’m not a Bisping fan by any stretch of the imagination…..but I will admit that its refreshing to finally see someone fire back at Sonnen. Its not like there isn’t a ton of material to work with.
by joshyboy708 on Jan 24, 2012 11:54 AM EST via mobile reply actions
I'm a little worried that this fight is not going to live up to the big expectations people have for it
Bisping has pretty good TDD and I expect a lot of really technical, and not terribly exciting, position jockeying up against the cage.
I hope I’m wrong, but I think this thing has stinker potential. And not to be a total Debby Downer, but Rashad-Davis could go that way too.
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I see Bisping getting taken down and beat up. Only factor to me is Chael’s submission awareness. If Bisping submits Sonnen, I’ll die a little inside.
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by Machiel Van on Jan 24, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
I'm having a hard time remembering how Bisping-Rashad went
but I remember not being all that jazzed about it. I could see a replay of that here.
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by Dave Strummer on Jan 24, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
Sonnen’s wrestling >>>> Rashad’s (especially Rashad circa 2007 when that fight occured).
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by Machiel Van on Jan 24, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
you'd really give it four >>>>?
Rashad is a pretty damn good wrestler, and if anything, he focused on that skill more in 2007 than he does now. I think Chael is potentially the best pure MMA wrestler out there right now, but Rashad’s gotta be top 5 or 10 himself.
I think Bisping is good enough to at least make this a giant slog.
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by Dave Strummer on Jan 24, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
I know I though about that after I posted. Should’ve just been one or two >. Rashad is a much better MMA wrestler than he was in 2007. I just don’t see Bisping staying off his back in this one, but I could be wrong. Just remember Bisping has only fought 3 fighters in the UFC with really good wrestling, and two of them chose to stand with him. The third (Rashad) took him down 6 times but just didn’t know what to do on the ground back then, other than control position. So he’s really only been pushed by an elite wrestler once, and he was taken down 6 times and lost a UD (though he did outland Rashad on the feet, but Rashad 2007 standing? C’mon).
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by Machiel Van on Jan 24, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Bisping's takedown defense
Is extremely overrated – it’s good, but not elite. He’s sitting at about 64% right now, which puts him in the same league as Anthony Pettis or Frankie Edgar. On the other hand, his scrambling is top-notch, but Sonnen’s gonna Sonnen; even if he manages to get back to his feet, Chael will be on him like a junkyard dog. Should be a relatively entertaining grapple-fest.
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by Patrick Wyman on Jan 24, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
Bisping has been taken down by Mayhem, Wanderlie, and guys less good at wrestling than Chael.
This fight is probably going to look like Marquardt vs. Sonnen.
by discoandherpes on Jan 24, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
come on BE, you're slacking
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by Rob Young on Jan 24, 2012 12:36 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
what is this, RED KNECK 3D?
by higgledy-piggledy on Jan 24, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
You talking about chicks with dicks?
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by Horselover Fat on Jan 24, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
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by hardlyworking on Jan 24, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Poor Mike, he is going to get wrestlemissionaried into oblivion here.
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 24, 2012 12:41 PM EST reply actions
Should've called it "surprise-wrestled"!
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by KGNLuc on Jan 24, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The only interest I have in Bisping beating Sonnen
Is the inevitable KO loss he’d suffer fighting Anderson Silva. And I mean KO, not TKO.
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Sorry, but back to the KO/TKO debate. - What's the point of TKO's?
Why not just have KO’s and stoppages due to strikes?
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by invinciblearmour. on Jan 24, 2012 1:22 PM EST reply actions
Because it will make it harder to cut promos where they say guys have knock out power in both hands
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by menckenstein on Jan 24, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
And KO of the Night would be a rare affair
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I know these guys have a lot of confidence, but..
Bisping has gotta know enough about the fight game to know he is not likely to win and that he has a very high probability of looking really bad in the process of losing. I would love to see an epic fight but I will be surprised if this makes it out of the 1st round.
by MadNachos on Jan 24, 2012 1:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Lol wut?
Has Chael Sonnen ever finished anyone in the 1st round…like ever?
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by warren305 on Jan 24, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He did but he was fighting unopposed
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by menckenstein on Jan 24, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
Has Chael fought Bisping before? No. That is the fight I am talking about. This is about as bad of a match-up that Bisping could have in the UFC.
by MadNachos on Jan 24, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Why? Is his TDD bad? Has he been GnP'd before?
What are you basing this on?
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This is fucking funny
there were some issues involving performance enhancing drugs. I don’t know what the deal is. Apparently, he has one testicle. One testicle!
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by warren305 on Jan 24, 2012 2:22 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
He's talking that good stuff now
But watch him get royally butthurt if Chael comes back with a line not even a quarter as personal as his.
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by dajulzta on Jan 24, 2012 2:30 PM EST via Android app reply actions
the only way i see Bisping taking this is catching Chael with a knee to the face while he shoots in for a takedown. either way, the odds of that happening are preeeeetty slim.
i got Sonnen here for the epic rematch in Sao Paulo.
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by Victor Rodriguez on Jan 24, 2012 4:25 PM EST reply actions
Even if he did
Chael has a great chin.
by discoandherpes on Jan 24, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Chael has to be careful not to get triangled on his way to the cage
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by OmoPlata on Jan 24, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yep
he’d have to be Overeem to put Chael out with a knee like that. like i said, i don’t see it happening.
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by Victor Rodriguez on Jan 24, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
If you say oh burn
Then it’s not really a burn.
by discoandherpes on Jan 24, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions
I see
I’ll keep that in mind for next time.
by Un Sandpiper on Jan 24, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah it was more punny than anything, to be honest.
Nice attempt though. Just gotta up your game a little, player.
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by dajulzta on Jan 24, 2012 5:41 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Douche
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by RolloTomasi on Jan 24, 2012 9:44 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Hoping for Bisping
Via flying triangle… because that would be the way to really embarrass Sonnen.
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