SIG BET!! BENTEN 20 VS. MACHIEL VAN! WINNER IS BENTEN20, PLEASE COMMENT TO PICK UP YOUR NEW NAME!
by benten20 on Jan 21, 2012 6:40 PM EST
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PrintDue to the terms of our bet, i shall now have the honor and privilege of choosing your new screenname for bloody elbow. the only reason i am writing this is because there is a seventy five word minimum. the terms of our bet were all on who the winner was. i chose miller and you choose guillard. please do the right thing and honor or arrangement by humbling yourself and heeding my choice of name for you.
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A sig bet is for the signature...
Ruining Your Special Night with all caps and the like. Be prepared to be disappointed. But not by us. Because of us.... We're not disappointing, it's the things we say to you, and.... fuck it, everyone else sucks. Mmkay?
by halitosis on Jan 21, 2012 6:51 PM EST via mobile reply actions 6 recs
dude i have no idea what the difference is
by benten20 on Jan 21, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Do you see this text below here that says “Come and see..” ? That is the signature. It’s automatically there every time you post a new message. Or like halitosis post above, his signature is “Ruining your special night ……”
See and learn the secret death touch!
by Horselover Fat on Jan 21, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
Eh, meant “see and learn”, not come and see.
See and learn the secret death touch!
by Horselover Fat on Jan 21, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
...
See and learn the secret death touch!
by Horselover Fat on Jan 21, 2012 7:04 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Who lost the other sig bet?
I know menckenstein won and forwent (?!) the humiliation to instead put a link to the Daniel James Miller Foundation, but I can’t remember who the recipient was.
BECW Season 2 Captain of the Intellegent Northern English Picking Team - taking INEPTitude to new levels!
I made the same bet with Menckenstein for this fight. I thought sure Guillard would win.
I was fortunate, though. Menckenstein’s heart was in the right place, and I’ll keep my new sig well past the time I’d be allowed to change it. If I hear even one person say they saw my sig and then helped out Dan, Kristin, and their son Danny I’ll thank them and thank Menckenstein.
Melvin and I say: Please visit
http://danieljamesmillerfoundation.wordpress.com/how-to-donate/
I'm changing my sig to that
It’s the least I can do. I can’t really donate.
Ruining Your Special Night with all caps and the like. Be prepared to be disappointed. But not by us. Because of us.... We're not disappointing, it's the things we say to you, and.... fuck it, everyone else sucks. Mmkay?
Testing new signature
Hope this works.
BECW Season 2 Captain of the Intellegent Northern English Picking Team - 80% more INEPT than all of you, 8 times out of 12
Please visit the Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
by wonderfulspam on Jan 21, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
Write a comment
Where you insert the link, then copy paste what’s inside the comment box. Or see below if what I wrote in reply to benten20 makes any sense.
BECW Season 2 Captain of the Intellegent Northern English Picking Team - 80% more INEPT than all of you, 8 times out of 12
Please visit the Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
by wonderfulspam on Jan 21, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
Let’s see if I got it
I would have a horseshoe surgically implanted in my ass just so Brock would pull it out and beat me over the head with it while I pleasure myself.
PS: Melvin and I say: Please visit
< a href="http://danieljamesmillerfoundation.wordpress.com/" target="new" >Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
Dammit.
I would have a horseshoe surgically implanted in my ass just so Brock would pull it out and beat me over the head with it while I pleasure myself.
PS: Melvin and I say: Please visit
< a href="http://danieljamesmillerfoundation.wordpress.com/" target="new" >Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
You need to remove the space
After “<” and before “a”
BECW Season 2 Captain of the Intellegent Northern English Picking Team - 80% more INEPT than all of you, 8 times out of 12
Please visit the Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
by wonderfulspam on Jan 21, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
You're really bad at this
Status: Awesoming
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
Make sure you're highlighting the text you want to appear before clicking the link button
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I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
Yup, this
1. Write the line of text you want the link to appear in, eg. “Please visit this link”
2. Select the text you want to become the link, eg. “this link”
3. Click the “link” button
4. Insert the link (optional: tick open in new window)
5. Press ok
BECW Season 2 Captain of the Intellegent Northern English Picking Team - 80% more INEPT than all of you, 8 times out of 12
Please visit the Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
by wonderfulspam on Jan 21, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
REMOVE
Anything that comes before html and anything that doesn’t belong to the link itself.
BECW Season 2 Captain of the Intellegent Northern English Picking Team - 80% more INEPT than all of you, 8 times out of 12
Please visit the Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
by wonderfulspam on Jan 21, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
If you just put the url
It would show up like this: http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/clapping/wethot.gif
You’re putting a faulty href link in the comment box, meaning nothing shows up.
BECW Season 2 Captain of the Intellegent Northern English Picking Team - 80% more INEPT than all of you, 8 times out of 12
Please visit the Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
by wonderfulspam on Jan 21, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Email me what you want in the text
And I’ll email you back what you need to paste into your sig
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I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
LOL
its gotten to the point where strangers on the internet are offering you free IT services.
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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 22, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Good
So you have the link: http://danieljamesmillerfoundation.wordpress.com/
1. Select it and copy it
2. Reply to this comment
3. Write what you want in your sig, eg. “Please visit this link”
4. Select the part you want to become the link, eg. “this link”
5. Press the link button to the left of the tree
6. Paste the link, select open in new window
7. Click ok
8. Select everything, copy it
9. Post comment to see if it works
BECW Season 2 Captain of the Intellegent Northern English Picking Team - 80% more INEPT than all of you, 8 times out of 12
Please visit the Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
by wonderfulspam on Jan 21, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
Go to this link
Right here. I’ve written the code you need, just copy-paste.
BECW Season 2 Captain of the Intellegent Northern English Picking Team - 80% more INEPT than all of you, 8 times out of 12
Please visit the Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
by wonderfulspam on Jan 21, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
Mine's better cuz it opens in a new wind :p
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I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
*window
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I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
What?
So does mine.
BECW Season 2 Captain of the Intellegent Northern English Picking Team - 80% more INEPT than all of you, 8 times out of 12
Please visit the Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
by wonderfulspam on Jan 21, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks guys
I hope it actually helps
Please donate what you can to the Daniel James Miller Foundation.
z
My bad, I thought you were talking about your link when you said it wasn’t opening in another window
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I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
Now, if you only knew how to do it.
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I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
I can't tell if that was a reply to me
Please donate what you can to the Daniel James Miller Foundation.
Good work, bro
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I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
replied
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I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
HERE YOU GO
Click on this link and copy-paste what’s written in there.
BECW Season 2 Captain of the Intellegent Northern English Picking Team - 80% more INEPT than all of you, 8 times out of 12
Please visit the Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
by wonderfulspam on Jan 21, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Let’s see.
I would have a horseshoe surgically implanted in my ass just so Brock would pull it out and beat me over the head with it while I pleasure myself.
PS: Melvin and I say: Please visit
Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
by Machiel Van on Jan 21, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Thanks! This good benten?
I would have a horseshoe surgically implanted in my ass just so Brock would pull it out and beat me over the head with it while I pleasure myself.
PS: Melvin and I say: Please visit
Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
BECW Season 2 Captain of the Intellegent Northern English Picking Team - 80% more INEPT than all of you, 8 times out of 12
Please visit the Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
by wonderfulspam on Jan 21, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
It's working quite well?
Except it doesn’t open in a new window/tab which is kind of annoying.
BECW Season 2 Captain of the Intellegent Northern English Picking Team - 80% more INEPT than all of you, 8 times out of 12
Please visit the Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
by wonderfulspam on Jan 21, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
I hold ctrl any time I hit a link just in case
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I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
No problem man
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I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
Nice!
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Type what you want the text to read in the comment window. Highlight it then hit the link button. Paste the link and hit OK. Copy and past what appears in the comment window into your signature.
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I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
You should make that an actual link in your sig
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I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
Already on it
Help me out explaining how to do it, if you will, I’m terrible at it.
BECW Season 2 Captain of the Intellegent Northern English Picking Team - 80% more INEPT than all of you, 8 times out of 12
Please visit the Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
by wonderfulspam on Jan 21, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
I tried, hopefully that helps
Status: Awesoming
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
You did it!
BECW Season 2 Captain of the Intellegent Northern English Picking Team - 80% more INEPT than all of you, 8 times out of 12
Please visit the Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
by wonderfulspam on Jan 21, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
You know how to link in text in a comment, right?
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I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
Need a space between a and href. But see above, I’ve written it out step by step.
BECW Season 2 Captain of the Intellegent Northern English Picking Team - 80% more INEPT than all of you, 8 times out of 12
Please visit the Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
by wonderfulspam on Jan 21, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
I think the problem is he's not quoting any text
Which means it’s essentially a blank link
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I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
Like this
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< a href="http://i32.tinypic.com/28juu5e.jpg" target="new">Like this < / a >
Like this ^
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I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
Without the spaces between the < a and < / a >
Status: Awesoming
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
you don't need to use that kind of syntax
Write the text that you want to be hyperlinked.
Put doulbe quotes around them.
put a colon after the last quote, no space.
Copy and paste the address of the page you want to link to after the colon, no space.
With spaces, it looks like this:
" This is a link for this page " : http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2012/1/21/2724209/sig-bet-benten-20-vs-machiel-van-winner-is-benten20-please-comment-to
Without the extra spaces I put in, it looks like this:
I apologize if somehow the posting rules don’t apply to signatures on this website.
When I'm on the mic it goes down, CINTRON
-Joell Ortiz
by The Lethal Haze on Jan 22, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
Same thing
Just copy the code that appears in the comment window to your sig
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I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
There you go, but I'd change the link text to Daniel James Miller Foundation or some such
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Well, this is the best thread of comments I’ve seen on BE. Thanks, guys.
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Ready to accept the shameful penalty :( I was excited when Guillard kept tagging him early (although worried by his near recklessness at the same time), then when Miller got the takedown I was like “I wonder what benten20’s got in store for me…”
I was standing when Guillard tagged him
My heart skipped a beat when you saw a slight look of terror in Miller’s eyes. I like Miller, but I’m for some reason emotionally attached to seeing Guillard do good.
http://danieljamesmillerfoundation.wordpress.com/how-to-donate/
i have your signature
it shall be….I WOULD HAVE A HORSESHOE SURGICALLY IMPLANTED IN MY ASS JUST SO BROCK WOULD PULL IT OUT AND BEAT ME OVER THE HEAD WITH IT WHILE I PLEASURE MYSELF.
PS PUT THE SAME THING MENCKENSTEIN MADE ( . Y. ) PUT THERE AFTER THAT
http://danieljamesmillerfoundation.wordpress.com/how-to-donate/
That's a bit of a strange thing to put before having someone donate...
http://danieljamesmillerfoundation.wordpress.com/how-to-donate/
ya i know but i wanna have some fun with it at least
http://danieljamesmillerfoundation.wordpress.com/how-to-donate/
donate whatever you can please
btw if you want we can sig bet again on the next event so you can redeem yourself
http://danieljamesmillerfoundation.wordpress.com/how-to-donate/
donate whatever you can please
Here you go
I would have a horseshoe surgically implanted in my ass just so Brock would pull it out and beat me over the head with it while I pleasure myself.
PS: Melvin and I say: Please visit
http://danieljamesmillerfoundation.wordpress.com/how-to-donate/
thats delightfully amusing to me
http://danieljamesmillerfoundation.wordpress.com/how-to-donate/
donate whatever you can please
I added the “PS”. Should I take it out or leave it?
I would have a horseshoe surgically implanted in my ass just so Brock would pull it out and beat me over the head with it while I pleasure myself.
PS: Melvin and I say: Please visit
http://danieljamesmillerfoundation.wordpress.com/how-to-donate/
do with it as you please my friend would you like the chance to reedem yourself?
http:// danieljamesmillerfoundation.wordpress.com/how-to-donate/
donate whatever you can please
Yup. Not sure what fight I’d want to bet on though.
I would have a horseshoe surgically implanted in my ass just so Brock would pull it out and beat me over the head with it while I pleasure myself.
PS: Melvin and I say: Please visit the
Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
When you edit your signature
Put the hyperlink reference in so it becomes a link (see my sig).
Just copy paste the following but remove the space in “< a href=” so it becomes “”
Please visit the < a href=“http://danieljamesmillerfoundation.wordpress.com/” target=“new” >Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
BECW Season 2 Captain of the Intellegent Northern English Picking Team - 80% more INEPT than all of you, 8 times out of 12
Please visit the Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
by wonderfulspam on Jan 21, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
i think i did it
http:// danieljamesmillerfoundation.wordpress.com/how-to-donate/
donate whatever you can please
or i didnt
http:// danieljamesmillerfoundation.wordpress.com/how-to-donate/
donate whatever you can please
does anybody else get a "This recipient is currently unable to receive money." message when they go to donate?
Major props to Menckenstein for that sig. He could have done something that we’d all find humorous for a while but actually put it to good use
Quietly leading Cecil Peoples Champs to victory and beyond.
All in the game yo, all in the game
by Our Bovine Public on Jan 21, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions
Yup
Strange.
BECW Season 2 Captain of the Intellegent Northern English Picking Team - 80% more INEPT than all of you, 8 times out of 12
Please visit the Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
by wonderfulspam on Jan 21, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
I tried to donate and got the same message. I’ve e-mailed them at both their contact addresses and posted a comment on their donation page. Hopefully they’ll either fix it or let us know if there’s an alternative to PayPal.
I don’t have a twitter account, but if anyone does and wants to tweet Jim or Dan Miller about it, please do.
Thanks to all…
Melvin and I say: Please visit
http://danieljamesmillerfoundation.wordpress.com/how-to-donate/
Hey, I haven’t been on my email in the past couple days because things have been very hectic around here this weekend, so sorry for not responding yet. I don’t handle the paypal, but I will see what I can do to get in touch with Matt or Mike to get an updated link or post some other way to donate to replace it on the blog.
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Now that I really stop and read it, wow.
So I’ll have this sig through Feb. 21. Good benten?
I would have a horseshoe surgically implanted in my ass just so Brock would pull it out and beat me over the head with it while I pleasure myself.
PS: Melvin and I say: Please visit
Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
I actually like the combination
Of the viking homo-eroticism and then Melvin popping up saying “Please donate”. It’s disturbing in a good kind of way.
BECW Season 2 Captain of the Intellegent Northern English Picking Team - 80% more INEPT than all of you, 8 times out of 12
Please visit the Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
by wonderfulspam on Jan 21, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
It’s gonna be a long month…
I would have a horseshoe surgically implanted in my ass just so Brock would pull it out and beat me over the head with it while I pleasure myself.
PS: Melvin and I say: Please visit the
Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
117 comments on linking. Holy hell guys. Bad day.
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by T.C. Engel on Jan 22, 2012 1:08 AM EST via iPhone app reply actions
hmm thought I posted this already
Props to Menckenstein for making this the punishment for his original sig bet. He could have brief mild enjoyment out of it but he actually put it to good use
Quietly leading Cecil Peoples Champs to victory and beyond.
All in the game yo, all in the game
by Our Bovine Public on Jan 22, 2012 6:43 AM EST reply actions
It is a cool idea...I'm in too
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Please visit the Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate whatever you can
Just one more week…
I would have a horseshoe surgically implanted in my ass just so Brock would pull it out and beat me over the head with it while I pleasure myself.
Please visit the
Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
lol we can have another sig bet tonight if you wanna try and get rid of it early
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