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Houston Alexander Cited for Alleged Child Abuse

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Former UFC light heavyweight Houston Alexander was recently ticketed for forcing his 16-year-old son to box with him. He was apparently upset about his son's actions on Facebook. KMTV Omaha has the story:

Police reports say officers were called to a home near 44th and Maple for a domestic disturbance. The older Alexander told them he was having trouble with his teen son, who was "having explicit sexual contact on Facebook with some unknown females." The 16-year-old reportedly lied and "made him very upset."

According to police reports, "Alexander then retrieved boxing gloves and told his son, 'If you are going to lie to me, then we are going to box.'" The two reportedly boxed in the basement. Officers describe the teen as having a "slight bloody nose and pain to his right side."

Alexander was cited for misdemeanor child abuse.

I didn't know you could just get a ticket for what is deemed child abuse, but that seems to be the case in Nebraska. The 39-year-old Alexander most recently fought in October, where he was knocked out by Steve Bosse in Montreal.

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precisely.

you might agree with the intent in some caveman sort of way, but that was wrong. and what’s with the cockblocking? unknown females on Facebook?

goddamn, son.

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by Victor Rodriguez on Jan 2, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

drew blood? Brock Lesnar drew blood on Overeem with a jab

not all cuts are equivalent

Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero."

"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"

by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Jan 2, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Nor are all jabs equivalent.

Seriously. Do you want to be jabbed by that monster?

Luke Thomas: If Pro Wrestling had a dick, you'd be the balls!
Kid Nate: ...

by TorQus on Jan 2, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

INORITE?

Call of Duty is gay. Battlefield be where it at!

Luke Thomas: If Pro Wrestling had a dick, you'd be the balls!
Kid Nate: ...

by TorQus on Jan 3, 2012 2:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Battlefield is pretty fun. I’m not a FPS guy, but the vehicle combat and the physics are so fun.

by discoandherpes on Jan 3, 2012 2:15 AM EST up reply actions  

yea way more enjoyable that then call of duty. i bought black ops only cause i LOVVVVEE the 70’s and crazy theories with herion weed shrooms and russians involved…..sounds like fear and loathing is calling me again

like water
and this was they way i felt watching the reem kill brock
"He got knee'd right in the diverticulitis
by Balrog on Dec 30, 2011 9:20 PM PST"

by Mac Marley on Jan 3, 2012 8:10 AM EST up reply actions  

wow spelled heroin wrong that shows you i smoke too much……pot what? i chill with the diaz brothers not melvin. just cause im black doesnt mean i like gold domes……im a atlanta falcons fan as well my wordplay right now is off the f’ing charts

like water
and this was they way i felt watching the reem kill brock
"He got knee'd right in the diverticulitis
by Balrog on Dec 30, 2011 9:20 PM PST"

by Mac Marley on Jan 3, 2012 8:13 AM EST up reply actions  

The only reason your making it ok is that your assuming when Houston told his son we’re gonna box that his son was like “yeah ok I’ll fuck you up old man”.

What happens if the son didnt want to box and Houston made him put on some gloves and boxed him anyway?

by bigdmmafan on Jan 2, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS^^^^ SO RIGHT!

like water
and this was they way i felt watching the reem kill brock
"He got knee'd right in the diverticulitis
by Balrog on Dec 30, 2011 9:20 PM PST"

by Mac Marley on Jan 3, 2012 8:13 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm with you on this

But this is Bloody Elbow. Do you not remember the river of tears when Tomas Rios was chastised by Rogan?

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by sitnam90 on Jan 2, 2012 5:56 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Are you fucking kidding me?!

Forcing your kid to fight you is not child abuse?! Sheeeeesh!

by Magaca on Jan 2, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

your on fire tonight SS!

Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero."

"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"

by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Jan 2, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

The fact that he got the gloves first makes me feel that this wasn’t HA snapping and letting his emotions go out over his kid, this was a dad teaching his son a lesson and I bet the kid will thank him when gets older

Mcloviiiiin!!

by Disco1Stu on Jan 2, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

You tried

Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!

by SentientAndroid on Jan 3, 2012 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m not condoning beating your kid but I honestly feel like some teenagers need this, its the only thing some understand.

I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!

by attgnp on Jan 2, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

no

just… just no.

we don’t know any other details about this incident or whether or not this kid ‘needs this’. not happening.

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by Victor Rodriguez on Jan 2, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

This is parenting

Police have mounted a Phuket-wide hunt

by warren305 on Jan 2, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS IS MADNESS!

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Maybe this kid didnt need this, but I’m saying some in very rare cases do. I’m also not saying to fuck them up or do any real damage, but more or less scare them.

I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!

by attgnp on Jan 2, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Not saying this is relevant to this instance but

Some people in life just need to be punched in the face. That’s a fact.

by discoandherpes on Jan 2, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

True.

my 19 year old nephew is/was a sonovabitch. In one instance he sucker punched my very well meaning bro in law in the face with a set of brass knuckles and took off running. My nephew was one of those kids that needed to be punched in the fucking head imo. He’s maturing a bit better now, but still has anger issues.

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by SentientAndroid on Jan 3, 2012 10:04 AM EST up reply actions  

you know nothing about parenting my good sir

like water
and this was they way i felt watching the reem kill brock
"He got knee'd right in the diverticulitis
by Balrog on Dec 30, 2011 9:20 PM PST"

by Mac Marley on Jan 3, 2012 8:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Look...

I would have rather boxed with my old man than take the damn belt like I did. Also, some of you younger guys might know about this, but when I was in school, all the way through my senior year, I received corporal punishment from my principal, as well as my teachers. (When my sexy History teacher thought she’d teach me a lesson, well, she did…I liked getting spanked by sexy teachers.) My Father was six foot four and about 280. I was six two and about 160. I still would have rather gotten the gloves off and had a chance rather than have to take a damn belt, or a fist without the oppurtunity to fight back. Now I realize my old man isn’t an MMA fighter, but one thing he was was quick, strong, and a southpaw. Odds are I would’ve gotten stomped like a narc at a biker rally, but at least I would have been treated as somewhat of a man, instead of a little child taking a belt. I’m sorry, I don’t consider the belt I received abuse either. I asked for it every damn time I got it, which wasn’t too often. It was the last resort. I am a better man for it, and the pain of that belt deterred me on MANY occasions. I don’t take the belt to my son, mostly because I don’t need to. BUT, I think that he would rather put on the gloves than take a belt. There IS a difference between abuse and discipline. But since this guy is trained, maybe he should have found him a sparring partner that would slap him around a little bit. It is so weird to read this article. Confusing to my parental instincts. Have A Nice Day!

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by Mr. Socko on Jan 3, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Glove ON! DAMN IT! CURSE YOU RED WINE!

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by Mr. Socko on Jan 3, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind getting spanked by a sexy teacher either

But my dad was a fighter, so I don’t think I would lace them up. Even today, and he’s not even forty yet.

by discoandherpes on Jan 3, 2012 12:50 AM EST up reply actions  

child abuse

of course you cant get cited for the abuse of letting your son be a keyboard warrior who will some day grow up and be on BE.. this sounds ludicrous .. his son wanted to test the waters and got reeled in with some love taps … and best of all alexander earns a much needed W

by spidathon on Jan 2, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

instarec

for kimboplex

Kuwabara Kuwabara

by J. B. Maddox on Jan 2, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

this

kimboplex was epic, fuck the haters.

by Rob Young on Jan 2, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

how could anyone? that’s the true highlight of his MMA career.
kimboplex was the shit!

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by Victor Rodriguez on Jan 2, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

that was so beautiful :')

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by dajulzta on Jan 2, 2012 7:47 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Mobile Rec!!

I thoroughly enjoyed this one!

by JAYGK95 on Jan 2, 2012 6:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I said this yesterday on Mania

Yes I go back and forth.

The kid should have just double legged him and watch him try to get up.

"What the ancients called a clever fighter is one who not only wins, but excels in winning with ease."

by dedstrk316 on Jan 2, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

thats awesome.

At USC we're not snobs, we're just better than you.

by TrojanCBB on Jan 2, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

end of thread. but first, double rec.

by phantom5691 on Jan 2, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL’d hard at this.

by FreeFocus on Jan 2, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Wonder who has better cardio, Houston or his 16 year old son

by Art_Wanderlei on Jan 2, 2012 5:38 PM EST reply actions  

I'd like to see him in the UFC again

Give him Jon Jones. Make sure Yves Lavigne is the ref.

by YPG on Jan 2, 2012 5:38 PM EST reply actions  

Dude....Houston Alexander has serious KO power

Jones got staggered by Machida, no one has really tested Jones’ chin too much so if I were to pick a fighter to do it…I’d pick Houston Alexander.

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by SSreporters on Jan 2, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

KO power ain't shit if he's too busy getting brutalized by McBones

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by dajulzta on Jan 2, 2012 5:44 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

I mean that Jones won't allow him to use it.

He’s just too good, man. Besides, d

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by dajulzta on Jan 2, 2012 5:47 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

dammit the post input area's being a birch with me

Doesn’t Alexander have a weak chin, anyway?

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by dajulzta on Jan 2, 2012 5:50 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

He's not being for real with you man

If you are going to lie to me, then we are going to box

by Luke Nelson on Jan 3, 2012 2:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Doesn't need to

He actually has some MMA skills.

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by duck on Jan 2, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

That dude is violent

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by mburtoni on Jan 2, 2012 10:30 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   2 recs

God

I love how the exclaimed quotes of either Rogan or Goldberg randomly sprinkled around make me lol!

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by SentientAndroid on Jan 3, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

i dont get the untested chin meme

Bader drilled him and he walked through it.
Machida stunned him and he showed good defensive manuvers

maybe im just missing the SSarcasm, yep thats it :p

Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero."

"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"

by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Jan 2, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

People just like to hate on Jon Jones. Sure, I don’t care for his personality, but the guy is easily the best the light heavyweight division has to offer.

by mahalie on Jan 3, 2012 1:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Jardine is the man to dethrone Jones imo

Jones has no answer to Jardine’s funky standup

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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 2, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

this sums up keith jardines career perfectly lol every time i see this i just laugh my ass off

like water
and this was they way i felt watching the reem kill brock
"He got knee'd right in the diverticulitis
by Balrog on Dec 30, 2011 9:20 PM PST"

by Mac Marley on Jan 3, 2012 8:19 AM EST up reply actions  

He's so unorthodox, Joe! It's hard to emulate him in training!

Also, Keith Jardine has an underrated ground game that can stifle Jones’ ground attack.

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by SSreporters on Jan 2, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair, I wouldn't expect him to say

An embarrassment, Joe, is it to get beaten by this tool.

by paythefighters on Jan 3, 2012 4:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Houston Alexander doesn’t have the heaviest hands in the division and there’s no way he’d ever even touch Jon Jones. You’d be better off picking Dan Henderson.

by mahalie on Jan 3, 2012 1:44 AM EST up reply actions  

I get it but it's still stupid.

That’s like a parent saying ok you’re going to get a paddlin’ but we both get one and it’ll be a fair contest.

It does give the kid a fair chance to get their licks in back but it’s still one sided. Basically he wanted his son to think his ass whipping was competitive.

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by Sexytime on Jan 2, 2012 5:44 PM EST reply actions  

i bet you its likely the son got cocky and thought he could take on the old man on. Houston is just teaching him a lesson

kids a teen, it happens

Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero."

"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"

by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Jan 2, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep I agree.....

Then again, I hate that you can’t even hit your kids anymore. If I never took an ass whippin from my dad I probably would’ve been a way worse kid. Also, looking back, my “ass whoopins” weren’t all that bad. This is totally overblown….

by Brandon Starr on Jan 2, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I disagree.

It’s fucking abuse. That he did it b/c he was talking dirty over the internet only compounds to the stupid-ass nature of it.

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Him talking dirty over the internet is a pretty damn good reason

The kid is 16 years old. If he goes around knocking some chick up then that could screw up the rest of his life. Stuff like that, and lying about it, is a HUGE deal.

by HaterSlayer on Jan 2, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

There are better ways than fisticuffs to deal with a teenager attempting to have sex

My name isn't Todd.

by Tedd Welch on Jan 2, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah but it his kid, his teenage son

This isn’t an 8 yrd old. He sounds like a good parent to me. Kids need corporal punishment. The lack of it, is the reason so many kids are the way they are today.

Police have mounted a Phuket-wide hunt

by warren305 on Jan 2, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Bullshit

Plenty of kids grow up without being beaten and are just fine. Plenty of kids get beaten and are emotionally scarred. Kids need a role model. Houston Alexander taking out the boxing gloves pretty much teaches his kid that fighting people is a way to solve your conflicts. He sounds like an awful parent to me.

by Magaca on Jan 2, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Boxing gloves?

I assume the kid had them on too. This sounds like a lesson, more than a beating. Houston Alexander is a fighter. If he “beat” his kid, he’d have more than a bloody nose. And like I said, this kid is 16 yrs old. Not a baby. That is his child, and he should be able to discipline him as he sees fit and a bloody nose doesn’t change that.

Police have mounted a Phuket-wide hunt

by warren305 on Jan 2, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Hitting your children, or anyone else for that matter, should be illegal.

I know it is where i live, and i firmly believe we are better off for it. In my social circle/family, noone got beaten and we all grew up fine. Corporal punishment is a lack of ideas/effort from lazy and shitty parents.

by Magaca on Jan 2, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

corporal punishment has been proven by studies to be effective

let Houston parent his kids and you can parent yours

Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero."

"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"

by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Jan 2, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I never claimed that it wasn't effective.

There’s a big difference between “effective” and “right”. I’m sure if Houston Alexander waterboarded his son the kid would listen.

by Magaca on Jan 2, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Corporal punishment has proven to be effective short term, but long-term, it has many damaging effects on children.

And that’s just for spankings. We’re talking about beating your kid hard enough that he bleeds and feels pain for an extended period of time.

by Magaca on Jan 2, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

my dad hit me frequently enough and even beat me once badly

I turned out fine and am on amazing terms with him. Your oversensative so please stop with the righteous bullshit.

by benten20 on Jan 2, 2012 8:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

my dad hit me frequently enough and even beat me once badly. I turned out fine and am on amazing terms with him.

So because YOU endured corporal punishment and didn’t get traumatized, we should just ignore all of the research that has been done by professionals? Great idea.

Your oversensative so please stop with the righteous bullshit.

First of all, its “oversensitive” and “you’re”.

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by Magaca on Jan 2, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

first off why do you care so much about my spelling and grammar?

i dont come here to write in APA format where a i lose apoint for grammar mistakes. second considering he didnt beat the shit out of him but rather bloodied his nose. my dad beat me with a wire hanger. i was 12. single dad raising 6 kids finds his son lying to him when hes not the most monetarily compensated fighter. my point is he didnt knock his kid out but taught him a lesson.

by benten20 on Jan 2, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This

people are too soft.

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by SentientAndroid on Jan 3, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Corporal puniishment

Gave us George Washington, Abe Lincoln, Martin Luther King, et cetera. A lack of it has given us Lil’ Wayne, our current President, and an three generations of entitled, spoiled monsters. Yeah, great idea sticking a government nose in our parental duties. Runtellthat! Have A Nice Day!

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by Mr. Socko on Jan 3, 2012 7:44 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I'm with you

minus Obama…I like Obama.

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by SentientAndroid on Jan 3, 2012 10:14 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

If you still need to hit a kid who's 16 to make him listen

then you must have done a pretty shitty job when he was 4 or so.

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by duck on Jan 2, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I can still sorta see Houston's plight, though.

He’s a single dad raising six kids. It’s a lot on the plate for anyone to deal with.

Someone should have a talk with the guy.

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

This, a million times repeated forever

Fuck, whenever I’ve been running classes for kids I feel the same way about yelling: If I need to scare you to make you listen to me, I’m not doing my job.

My name isn't Todd.

by Tedd Welch on Jan 2, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah because being 16 is equal to being 4.....

….even kids who were raised spectacularly still get into trouble at 16. Can you remember what you were doing at that age?

If you are going to lie to me, then we are going to box

by Luke Nelson on Jan 3, 2012 2:34 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Who isn’t trying to get laid at sixteen years old?

by discoandherpes on Jan 2, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

If the kid only had a slightly bloody nose I don’t see what the big deal is.

by LeDuc on Jan 2, 2012 5:45 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

The professional mixed martial artist punching his son in the head

My name isn't Todd.

by Tedd Welch on Jan 2, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

you could also substitute “a child” for “his son”

My name isn't Todd.

by Tedd Welch on Jan 2, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Corporal punishment isn't ok bc his dad's a fighter?

I didn’t hear of any snapped limbs or choke outs. You are over reacting.

Police have mounted a Phuket-wide hunt

by warren305 on Jan 2, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Corporal punishment isn’t okay period. He forced his son to engage in a boxing match with him in which he hit his son in the head. That is not okay. In many jurisdictions you’re held to a higher standard in what constitutes reasonable self defense if you’ve trained in martial arts; it’s reasonable to assume the safe should apply in…I want to call it unself-offense?

My name isn't Todd.

by Tedd Welch on Jan 2, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Bravo Houston

This reminds me of Richard Pryor’s dad boxing him up for “smelling his piss”

This is a learning experience for him, the punk ass kid prolly needed a good box

Slight bloody nose and a pain in the side isn’t shit

If he whined to the pigs about that he’s a pussy

Houston should have gone for the KO

by Cunny on Jan 2, 2012 5:54 PM EST reply actions  

The only scary thing about a one-armed man trying to scare someone is the fact that he feels that his one arm is good for nothing but trying to scare someone

And that kids, is why you don’t sext with strangers over facebook.

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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 2, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

youre all missing the main point:

how the hell dooes one have ‘explicit sexual contact’ on facebook?

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by gspmademegay on Jan 2, 2012 5:55 PM EST reply actions  

Anthony Weiner'd.

God that’s uncomfortable to type…

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by pdl on Jan 2, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Like this:

8===D O:

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"I'm Ready For Fight!"
"I'm Excite For Fight"
"I'm Train"
"He Will Receive The Punch"
"I'm Good Standup"

by Sexytime on Jan 2, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

more like

B==D ~~ p:

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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 2, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

you know, i typed like 8 equal signs

i don’t know why they Loraina Bobbitt’d me down to two

When I'm on the mic it goes down, CINTRON

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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 2, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

8 equal signs?!

What are you a horse?!

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re:your sig:

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lol lol

you guys are fucking nuts! I learn new, useless shit every other day here on BE. I’m sitting here at work trying to decipher the letters and signs, I saw the penis but was wondering wtf is that after it. It took me another 27 seconds to realize what it was.

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In other news

Dennis Siver apparently wants to drop to featherweight.

Because a slow, plodding fighter like Siver needs to drop to 145.

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by IanParedes on Jan 2, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS

This’ll make a badass story when the kid’s older

by Cunny on Jan 2, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd for truthiness.

And the kid called the cops on his Dad? What a little bitch…clearly he needed a gentle ass-kicking.

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by Kwisatz Haderach on Jan 2, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

NUTS!

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Jesus Christ.

As soon as I saw the “Almost-Touch” / “Psyche!!!!-Stoppage” I just knew it was Murg-Leeyadda reffing.

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by TorQus on Jan 2, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

You're assuming he did

Coulda been the neighbors

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by duck on Jan 2, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure,

And I’m not so serious. If this whole tale is accurate, then Houston went too far, but I also don’t feel like he’s necessarily a terrible parent, an “abuser”. The kid is 16, so I make some distinctions based on age, the details, etc. Would’ve been a lot smarter to just lock the kid out of the household computers if he didn’t like what was going on. Doesn’t really sound like the kid did anything so terrible here. But we don’t have much in the way of concrete details.

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by Kwisatz Haderach on Jan 2, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

My parents

My parents would pick up the phone and say “Go ahead and call the cops, its a 20 minute response time, and they will have good reason to be here by then.” To be sure, that call was never made, because my parents weren’t known for empty threats.

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by Mr. Socko on Jan 3, 2012 9:04 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

You’ll hit on me

Wait, so the explicit sexual contact was with Houston?

by Cunny on Jan 2, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

.

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by Earl Montclair on Jan 2, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

DUMB!

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Out of curiosity

If he had just spanked the kid hard for instance, and not given him a chance to defend himself in some way or have the experience be productive physically, would that have been better or worse?

Or for instance if his mother had slapped him in the face and his nose started bleeding from that? Would that have been better or worse?

by Decado on Jan 2, 2012 6:27 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

All of those things are way too terrible to even talk about.

I’ve heard of CPS coming to houses if they place their kid in timeout for more minutes than years of the childs life (i.e. You should NEVER put a 4 year old in timeout for 6 minutes). People are way too soft nowadays and then everybody says “what’s wrong with kids these days?”

by Brandon Starr on Jan 2, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

bu bu bu but they did this in that movie Abduction!

and Jason Isaacs didn’t get arrested for child abuse! I call shenanigans!

by Rob Young on Jan 2, 2012 6:34 PM EST reply actions  

don’t know what’s worse. that you saw Abduction, admit to it on the internet, and actually tried to make sense of a plot point? you silly man, you.

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Sex And the City: The Movie

pussy makes us men such pathetic beings.
and yes, it was actually rather enjoyable.

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by Victor Rodriguez on Jan 2, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Why does it make us pathetic

to go see a movie that a chick wants to see? Couldn’t a guy just go see “Jump the Broom” because a chick wants to see it? It wouldn’t make a chick pathetic to go see an action flick that we wanted to see.

Oan, saw Super 8 this weekend. Loved it.

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by SentientAndroid on Jan 3, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

No

just… no…
(thumping head on wall due to the insufficiency of any facepalm for a fail of this magnitude)

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The type of lesson the kid one day is going to thank his dad for giving him

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by Disco1Stu on Jan 2, 2012 6:56 PM EST reply actions  

someone who does gifs PLEASE hit us up with

the one of Kimbo and Houston gassing together. Thnx

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Insta-rec!

Rosenthal thinking WTF?

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lol

“Uh… Seriously, guys?”

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you are my hero

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Rec for ya!

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

here comes that gatorade contract the ufc always wanted.

like water
and this was they way i felt watching the reem kill brock
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by Mac Marley on Jan 3, 2012 8:21 AM EST up reply actions  

I hate a child abuser as much as the next guy, but slight bloody nose and a sore side? That isn’t child abuse, that’s good parenting. I’m sure his son isn’t a pussy and can take a couple shots. He used gloves for fucks sake. It’s a lesson. Softies.

by kick_puncher on Jan 2, 2012 7:02 PM EST reply actions  

How would you guys feel if he had been hitting his daughter?

Bear in mind that I don’t think that makes a difference legally

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by Tedd Welch on Jan 2, 2012 7:05 PM EST reply actions  

Honestly, I'd feel way worse about it.

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by Kwisatz Haderach on Jan 2, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd feel much worse

But a boy needs a harder hand because a man has tougher responsibilities

I bet the law would be different for a daughter – Not in writing but I bet the sentence would be worse

by Cunny on Jan 2, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

It really isn't

Ask around

The kid’s 16, not 8

He’s basically a man

by Cunny on Jan 2, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

My bad. I got caught up with nerding something.

Let me elaborate:

Legally, you are considered underage below 18 in the U.S. You can’t drink but you can go to war and kill or get killed with the full backing of the government. That is silly.

It is equally silly to say that a sixteen year old boy is a Man going only by his age.

Again: silly. But I have to agree that the more complicated the world becomes, some legal clout has to be afforded to people that are just basically in a trasient state of their development—the world they happened to arrive on is more complex than the world their forebears happened to arrive on.

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

You can be kicked out of your house at 16

I think that constitutes being a man.

by DCJon. on Jan 2, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

If he was a man, his father would have no legal right to discipline him (violently or not), and this would be assault. So which is it?

by Simen on Jan 2, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

It's assault either way

That’s what the law says

That’s why he’s being cited

by Cunny on Jan 2, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

But in that case saying 'he's almost a man' has little bearing in anything, yes?

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I wasn't discussing the law

I’m not saying that he’s not legally culpable at all

by Cunny on Jan 2, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I understand what you are saying.

You are saying that he hsould not be legally culpable.

But you are drawing a conclusion based on insufficient data: we ignore what kind of kid this happens to be, how mature he is, how responsible he is, etc.

What he do know is that Houston has extremely bizarre rules in his household in which he looks down upon pornographic activities in his kids’ use of the internet and that he, a trained fighter, is willing to enforce them physically if necessary.

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

That assumes that Houston has no idea himself

And can’t calibrate at all based on what he sees in his son

I see his being a professional fighter actually helping him

He knows from training what could hurt his son badly and what wouldn’t

Someone with no skill deciding to box up their son would be more likely to cause severe harm by accident

I wouldn’t call his rules bizarre really

Someone mentioned the dangers of teenage pregnancy

Plus it’s more about the principle – Insubordination and dishonesty

I’d just buy the kid some rubbers but that’s me

by Cunny on Jan 2, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Houston is having a hard time, dude. And he was clearly agitated.

He lives more on the edge than most people would understand given his family situation, and he could well snap if shit got out of control for him.

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I think his behaviour seems quite controlled

if unorthodox

getting gloves for him and his son

going down to the basement

boxing with him and not causing much harm at all

Sounds like a lesson more than the outright battering that’s implied

If this was some pillowfist fighter I might think differently

But Houston has crazy power and the potential to smash him to oblivion and held back

Maybe in easier times he wouldn’t have done this, but I don’t think he snapped into a rage or anything

by Cunny on Jan 2, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Not my point

Houston prolly has his own reasons I’m sure

I’d invite the kid down to the study for a cigar

And maybe some crystal meth if he’s good

by Cunny on Jan 2, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't you try to lighten the mood with me!

I am deeply, emotionally invested in this argument, and will not have you changing the mood with jest! I’m madder in hale!

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by warren305 on Jan 2, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

What?

Gad… …How did we get here?

Nevertheles: Condoms are not evil. If anything, he should tell his kids “These are condoms. They will save you from having six of y’all!” If he doesn’t think that way, then something is seriously wrong with the guy.

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I was kidding

I’ve never seen u like this…

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by warren305 on Jan 2, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Your words harm me more than any of Alexander's fist

You’re a monster

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by warren305 on Jan 2, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Let's make peace.


For Science.

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd sorta agree with Cunny if we still lived in a hunter-gathere society but... ... ...WE DON'T.

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I pretty much agree with the second half, but the world absolutely does not.

And a 16 year is not a “kid”. To equate it to an 8 year old by using the same term for either isn’t remotely accurate, whatever the law says.

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by Kwisatz Haderach on Jan 2, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

You guys are being silly.

You know fuck well that in our society situations are handled MUCH differently depending on gender. No matter how “equal” a female is to a man, double standards are always going to be heavily, heavily in play. So yeah Alexander strapping on some gloves and catching his daughter with a few hooks is much worse than him doing the same to a 16 year old boy, Jesus…

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by SentientAndroid on Jan 3, 2012 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Working on a nerd-ass fanpost about this thing...

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 7:12 PM EST reply actions  

I for one look forward to the war of words

and eventual deletion of the fanpost.

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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 2, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Doubt it.

It will be strong on the nerd coefficient. trust me, people may not even want to read the whole thing.

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

People read fanposts before commenting on them?

Serious question.

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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 2, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

You got me there...

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Does anyone else remember

the interview (I believe it was before his fight with Kimbo) where Alexander said that he knew he was ready for the fight because he would try to choke out his son on instinct when he woke him? This puts an entirely new light on that.

by Tsubame on Jan 2, 2012 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

WHAAAAAAAAAAT?

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

LINK PLEASE

that’s new sig material right there

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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 2, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

This is just corporal punishment...

The kind that actually helps the child because they learn respect of their elders. Showing your 16 son, that he is not a man yet and must respect you, in my opinion only brings good things. Lots of kids today don’t respect their parents, and in turn, don’t respect authority. I think the pussy-fying of our world and the criminalization of corporal punishment by parents plays a big part.

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by warren305 on Jan 2, 2012 7:26 PM EST reply actions  

He boxed him b/c the kid was getting horny over the internet.

Shyeah, that’s just super.

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like he box'd him for disobeying and subsequently lying

And that… is totally acceptable behavior from a child.

Even if you don’t believe in corporal punishment you should be able to admit the kid did something warranting punishment.

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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 2, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed.

But what was the need to box the kid? What kinds of standards are those that merit such a response for the offense of doing porny things online?

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

He most certainly didn't NEED to

but at the same time that doesn’t mean his actions were unwarranted.

There is a middle ground called “discretion” and as the child’s father, Houston exercised it imo.

And its ultimately about obedience and deceit, moreso than pervy things on the net. (although… you could get quite a few years and lifetime membership on the sex offender registry for having pictures of naked underage girls on your hard drive…)

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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 2, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

That's a solid point, though.

Maybe Houston fears the police cracking on his door at night looking for underage porn that he himself did not download?

But what I can’t understand is why Houston would need to instate that insane rule that would push a kid to be a lying and deceitful to his dad.

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

thats not an insane rule

even though yes, the obvious logical use for the internet is sex, virtual and otherwise.

But not watching porn, not fucking in your parents’ house, not getting fucked up on their liquor…. these are all things a teenage boy will want to do, and things parents should ban (imo). It doesn’t make it ok to do these things just because teenage boys have the urge to.

Rules are set in place and need to be respected. Especially when a kid is living off of his parents, IN his parents’ house.

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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 2, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I was assuming the facebook sexting was on a home computer, making AH potentially liable

but kids are getting charged with possession and distribution of child porn for the stuff you just listed. That’s a better reason for a parent banning sexting than any sexual morals/ethics parents want to instill in their children.

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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 2, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

You don’t have enough context to say that really.

95% of the time physical violence is completely unnecessary.

by discoandherpes on Jan 2, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

like the cops help raise anybodies kids

the crime fighters should stay out of family business

by dalton77 on Jan 2, 2012 7:50 PM EST reply actions  

Hitting your kid is not 'family business.'

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

So do you really believe that it not okay to spank, whip with a belt, or otherwise strike your child in anyway?

And even if you don’t or wouldn’t do it, that parents should be criminalized for doing so?

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by warren305 on Jan 2, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

this guy gets it

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by dajulzta on Jan 2, 2012 8:03 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Lol

The 80s were a weird, weird time weren’t they

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by warren305 on Jan 2, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Society is the context of many symbols

In a way, there is no inherent meaning to the act of, say, hitting a child. The context is what gives it meaning. think rock paper scissors. If you hold up scissors but nothing else, really you’re just holding up to fingers from a fist. however, when another person holds up a flat hand, all of a sudden you just beat paper. now when he closes that hand, his rock just crushed your scissors.
Society’s interpretations of everything changes as it does. The act of hitting a child in 80s Memphis doesn’t mean the same as hitting a child in modern day suburbia. The context is worlds apart, as is the contextual meaning of the symbol

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by dajulzta on Jan 2, 2012 8:17 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Try San Joaquin farming town on the 70s, even 80s bro

The boys got the belt back then

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by dajulzta on Jan 2, 2012 8:02 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Happened to me a few times in the 90s and I'm not emotionally damaged for it

West Indian parents will fuck you up

Way of life

Makes for fun stories

by Cunny on Jan 2, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

There are standards and there are standards.

But standards change and evolve, and there are places where hitting a kid is seen more as a failure than as an appropriate parenting method.

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Some wonder if it's evolution

As opposed to dilution of human nature

My mom regrets ever hitting me

I maintain that it was a good thing in the long run

Dunno if I could bring myself to beat my future kids but I don’t see it as a wrong thing at all as a last resort

by Cunny on Jan 2, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

It all depends on what you mean by hitting them.

Research, at large, doesn’t back up the effectiveness of hitting kids as a form of punishment.

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll pull my punches

and knees to the body only

by Cunny on Jan 2, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That's not how I was reared, man.

That, to me, tells me that I am a failure b/c I cannot communicate with someone under my care. It is on me, not them.

Besides, all we know about the kid is that he enjoys doing porny stuff online and not much else. We aren’t even sure if this whole thing was Houston blowing a gasket b/c of the pressure of raising six kinds on his own, or something.

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Well I don't have kids

And I doubt I’d have to hit them. I dont argee with abuse. But not corporal punishment is abuse. I guess.

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by warren305 on Jan 2, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

what if you have a young kid.....

…you are out at the supermarket and they are making a ruckus as young kids do. You want them to come to the car with you but they don’t want to do it. The parking lot is dangerous, you have to get them to the car.

Are you going to pick your kid up and forcefully take them to the car? What are you going to do if they start hitting you? What if they run away from you and you have to grab them up quick?

What about a kid who bites, as young kids do?

I’m not an advocate for using violence as a disciplinary tool but parenting is complicated and I think it has a place, as long as it’s being used with loving intentions.

If you are going to lie to me, then we are going to box

by Luke Nelson on Jan 3, 2012 2:47 AM EST up reply actions  

But I will say that having a boxing match with my 16 yr old male son

Doesn’t scream abuse to me in any way. Unless he got really hurt, of coure, and it doens’t sound like he did.

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by warren305 on Jan 2, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Look.

Houston has a lot of shit on his plate.

We can’t say the dude is a deadbeat b/c he just is not—he has six kids; he gave a liver to one of them, and he rears them on his own. But on top of that, his has a skidding MMA career where he just got KTFO’d on a regional show, and all of that takes its toll on a man. It has to.

Now, he boxed his son. It could be inocuous, or ot could be not. If your dad is a boxing trainer and he has you spar with him, then maybe shit happens; but the situation was described as a ruckus just enough that the cops were called, and we don’t even know whether or not the kid was a willing participant, that he was wearing or not the globes doesn’t tell us much. Now, add to that that Houston is a trained fighter, a very agitated one at the moment, with a hell of a fucking strong punch, and we’ve got the recipe for disaster.

Houston got a misdemeanor—not a criminal felony where he has to serve time. Ok. But what he needs right now is to have a conversation with somebody about his issues, I’d say. The dude lives a very tough life as it is, and boxing your kid seems like an ill conceived attemp to put some shit in order. That’s all.

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

he gave a liver to one of them

Dude it was a kidney

He’s not that selfless

by Cunny on Jan 2, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK.

You are right. English is not my first language and I mix those.

My bad.

FUCK.

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

My English is pretty damn okay. But I still fuck up with some words.

kidney == riñon (spanish).
liver == hígado (spanish).

I tend to mix those from time to time, sadly. Must be the the i’s and the e’s in the words. I dunno for sure.

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

It's just the standards of society change constantly bro

My dad grew up in a context where corporal punishment was acceptable if not encouraged. Heck, he got hit quite a bit as a kid. I never had to be spanked or belted in any of my few years. It’s all in the context

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by dajulzta on Jan 2, 2012 8:10 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

I have no problem with this

The kid is 16, not 6. And sounds like he was doing some really bad shit, and then talking back to his dad to make it worse.

And obviously Houston Alexander was not going all out on him. “slight nose bleed and slight pain on the right side”. If Alexander was really going to work on him, cops would have found him unconscious with a broken jaw and ribs.

by Darkknight95 on Jan 2, 2012 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

Ya and the kid is probably a big dude anyway lol

He’s probably like 6’1 200 at least! He’ll probably be starting at free safety for Ohio state in a few years lol

by forget on Jan 2, 2012 8:08 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I wish my dad was nice enough to hand me a pair of gloves when i was bad

I rarely got hit but when i did, i fuckin deserved it. Thought twice before i decided to get in trouble again

by Silvio Dante on Jan 2, 2012 8:06 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Exactly

I like the way Houston handled it. It’s like “if you think you are man enough to lie to me and talk back to me, then prove it”

by Darkknight95 on Jan 2, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

agreed.

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by TrojanCBB on Jan 2, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

seriously.

i got tossed across the room.

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by TrojanCBB on Jan 2, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, I love the way Alexander handled this

Unless some other details come out of course. But from the facts at hand, I think this is a great lesson for his kid.

Seems like it went along the lines of “well you are gonna lie to me, disrespect me, you must think you are a man. So prove you are a man” and then they went downstairs and boxed. It’s not like it was a one sided beatdown

by Darkknight95 on Jan 2, 2012 8:07 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

And why would you talk shit to your dad

When he’s a 200 pound wrecking machine??? The kid Probably deserved it

by forget on Jan 2, 2012 8:09 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I can't believe the uproar on here

Houston’s kid is 16. He’s obviously explosive with serious knock out power. Houston’s lucky not to have been gassed and Kimboplexed in his own garage.

Police have mounted a Phuket-wide hunt

by warren305 on Jan 2, 2012 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

This kicks ass. You get a REC.

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

2 studies from 1994?

C’monnn, these theories might still hold true but alot changes in 18 years. Air bags were still ‘controversial’ back then. Science changes, lets see more recent data

Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero."

"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"

by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Jan 2, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

People's brains and patterns of behavior don't change over time the same way computer processors do, you know.

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Or the understanding of the hazardous effects of airbags, for that matter.

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by Unabomberman on Jan 2, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

People’s brains and patterns of behavior don’t change over time

Yes they do, otherwise Sociology & Psychology would have gone the way of the dinosaurs. Im not saying the Science is wrong. I just wish he would have cited more recent studies.

Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero."

"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"

by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Jan 2, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Sociology is what's mostly at play in this case

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by dajulzta on Jan 2, 2012 8:51 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

People’s brains and patterns of behavior don’t change over time the same way computer processors do, you know.

Not exactly the same quote, is it?

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by Unabomberman on Jan 3, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Let’s get some (non-anecdotal) data actually contradicting those studies, then we’ll talk.

by Simen on Jan 2, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

K, I looked through those myths....

..they address the situation I brought up above…a child in danger of running across the street not needing to be spanked, but scooped up and hugged while explaining the danger of running across the street.

Now, I will say again, I wouldn’t spank a kid in that situation, but some times a child is hysterical and they are not going to just allow themselves to be scooped up and hugged in a gentle fashion. A spank is usually a harmless way of breaking hysteria, much like a glass of cold water to the face. A shock to the system, usually with no lasting effects. I’m sure there are children who’ve shown negative effects due to spankings but I doubt it was isolated to just that.

I have a real hard time believing that all things being equal in a sound environment, a few spankings can lead to future mental instability.

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by Luke Nelson on Jan 3, 2012 2:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Your answer is… Speculation.

It seems this particular belief is impossible to break down with data. Which is mindboggling to me, since I live in a country where spanking and other forms of corporal punishment aren’t just illegal, but just aren’t done. Somehow kids grow up to be decent men and women anyway.

If you can’t deal with hysteria in any other way than violence, even symbolic violence, I’d say that’s a failure of you as a parent. (Not counting actual self-defense, of course.)

by Simen on Jan 3, 2012 6:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey where are you from?

You are right, I’m speculating.

I’m definitely not trying to defend it and I could easily be convinced that there is no place for spankings and other forms of corporal punishment. I’m just not sure of that at the moment.

If you are going to lie to me, then we are going to box

by Luke Nelson on Jan 3, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I dont think this is a problem.

Im sure he wasnt goin HAM on his own kid. Probably just pepperin his ass enuff to make his point stick.

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by Carl Shelton (GloryDayz88) on Jan 2, 2012 8:20 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

for actually using “HAM”.

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by SentientAndroid on Jan 3, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah this

I’m not down for corporal punishment myself, and I won’t use it on my kid, but there is a huge difference between reasonable corporal punishment and forcing your kid to box you (especially if “you” are a 200+ pound professional cage fighter).

Even among advocates of corporal punishment, the common theme is that parents should be calm and in control of their emotions when they’re administering it.

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by Dave Strummer on Jan 2, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

He clearly had control

Or the kid would be dead. A bloody nose and a sore side could have been caused by 2 punches. Add in the fact of the possibility his son could be charged with possession or creation of child porn (if the girls parents found out and chose to take action) I feel he is doing he son a big favor, especially since his son tried to lie about it.

by DCJon. on Jan 2, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I think with the potential severity of charges his son could have faced

He did what he needed to do to ensure his son never puts himself in that situation again.

by DCJon. on Jan 2, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not trying to justify it but

In this day and age, this is very true. You hear about kids facing child porn charges and having their lives ruined for receiving some titty pictures from their girlfriend.

by discoandherpes on Jan 3, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm confused

Potential severe charges for a 16 year old on Facebook?

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Jan 3, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

What is so confusing?

It says he was engaged in sexually explicit contact. If a girl sent him naked pictures or if he sent a girl pictures and the parents found out and wanted to press charged he would get charged with distributing, producing or possession of child porn and that is a very severe charge.

by DCJon. on Jan 3, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

“I’m going to commit a crime to show you that crime can ruin your life!”

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by Tedd Welch on Jan 3, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Seriously?

There’s a big difference with strapping on gloves and boxing with your 16 year old son at an attempt to teach him a lesson…and going full-on Anderson Silva/Frank Mir on a kid. There’s no alpha male mentality just because some of us here aren’t outraged at what Houston did. I received a handful of whippings as a kid, not as much as my siblings and we all turned out fine…2 turned out gay, but that’s besides the point. I have a niece and a nephew who I know didn’t receive any form of spankings/whippings growing up and they’ve turned out to be absolute monsters. At 14-17 my nephew called his mom bitch this and bitch that when he didn’t get his way, got caught riding around with stolen merchandise and guns in a car with his friends, assaulted his step dad with brass knuckles and recently had to do 6 months in some kind of juvie/bootcamp installation for robbery. I can’t help but think that if he had got clocked upside the fucking head a time or two he would’ve turned out a lot different. Don’t even get me started on his sister. He’s 20 now and his sis is 27, so they’ve kinda mellowed out, but they’re still basket cases. I also have a friend serving a lengthy sentence for armed robbery and I know there was no rules in place in his home when we were in hs. I know it greatly depends on the child because some children can get beat to sleep and still end up behind bars, but at least Houston is making an attempt at teaching his son a lesson. I can’t even remember what my dad looks like. I remember meeting him once back when I was younger, but I don’t remember what he looks like. He didn’t die when I was young or anything, he was a fucking deadbeat dad. So Houston being there for his kids by himself and trying to teach one a lesson during those incredibly troubling years that a teenager goes through is incredibly admirable to me.

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by SentientAndroid on Jan 3, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I won't go as far as saying it is incredibly admirable

but I gave you a rec because I agree with the tone of your post.

If you are going to lie to me, then we are going to box

by Luke Nelson on Jan 3, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok

well maybe not incredibly admirable, but at least he’s trying to do his job as a father instead of just washing his hands of his responsibilities. I’m currently helping my mom raise my other 2 nieces and nephew. My sister died back in 2004 and before then the baby daddy wasn’t in the picture. So my mom (the kids grandmother) is raising them and me and my older sister do our part here and there to help out, mainly financially. Basically from my experience, guys don’t stick around and take care of their responsibilities.

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by SentientAndroid on Jan 3, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone complaining

Was clearly a spoiled brat growing up. My dad smacked me around a few times and I for sure deserved it. It made me understand that there are consequences for my actions. Getting sent to your room where you have may have toys, a TV, computer etc. is hardly a punishment. I don’t condone needlessly/unwarranted beatings on children, or beatings period but the kid is 16 years old and his dad was teaching him respect. Good for you Houston.

by DCJon. on Jan 2, 2012 10:02 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I got hit too, so did my brothers,

and I think Houston went too fucking far.

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by Sugel Mendoza on Jan 2, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Difference of opinion I guess

but would you maintain that opinion if he did nothing and the parents of these “unknown girls” found the messages and his son was charged with distribution/creation or possession of child porn?

by DCJon. on Jan 2, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, I would.

There are other ways to handle this. Like going Office Space on computer.

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by Sugel Mendoza on Jan 3, 2012 2:02 AM EST up reply actions  

When i was 15 I flipped my dad off when he said I couldn't go somewhere with my friends...

He came into my room n didn’t say a word just punched me in my chest n I flew into my bed n cried like a bitch… I’m a dad now n I’ll demand the same respect.

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by RECE ROCK on Jan 2, 2012 10:31 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Hm.

So what you’re telling us that you acted like an asshole, so your dad acted like an asshole, and now you’re planning to train your kids to be assholes too?

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by gzl5000 on Jan 3, 2012 1:02 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Yep

sometimes sitting a kid down and talking to them doesn’t work. Sometimes it takes a raised “STOP HITTING YOUR SISTER AND GO SIT THE FUCK DOWN!” for a kid to stop wailing on his sister and go sit down than saying “hey john, will you please stop hitting your sister and go take a seat” 5 times.

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by SentientAndroid on Jan 3, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm what you'd call a "prodigy."

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by gzl5000 on Jan 3, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

To the death.

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by gzl5000 on Jan 3, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

That sounds like an incredible dickish thing to do.

My dad never even needed to hit me. I knew better.

by discoandherpes on Jan 3, 2012 2:16 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

LOL! Damn dude! I guess the end justified the mean in your case haha.

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by SentientAndroid on Jan 3, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

this thread is full of northern fairies.

want to be a man? do it under your own roof. otherwise.. box dad.

sounds reasonable

by chillnnsht on Jan 2, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

id say its a little tough

but a bloody nose and some “pain” for doing some stupid shEt, not a huge deal imo. not how id handle it if i had kids but its not over the top.

by Bigbub on Jan 2, 2012 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

If he was being a disrespectful tough guy, I personally don’t think it’s that bad. Most douche bags and assholes are just people who have never gotten punched in the face. That said, barring extreme behavior this is cruel and unusual punishment.

My dad was a fighter, and he rarely ever put his hands on me. That said, it was because I wasn’t an asshole to my parents either.

by discoandherpes on Jan 2, 2012 11:20 PM EST reply actions  

None of us really have enough context to judge either way though.

by discoandherpes on Jan 2, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

reading this thru many times ive come to a conclusion

• This is not child abuse
• Corporal Punishment has shown in studies to not be overly fantastic
• This is not corporal punishment

I started thinking, corporal punishment is when you get spanked and that’s the end of it. This was a case of a boy thinking his pair had dropped and was untouchable. The boy probably challenged Houston’s authority and tried to assert his independence as a man. Kid’s 16, that’s what happens when you’re a teenage boy. Houston basically called the kid’s bluff and said prove it, let’s box. He put the kid in his place. A semi-bloody nose and a pain in the side are probably resultants of jabs and body shots. I very highly assume he was taking it easy on his kid and when boxers take it easy they do a lot of body work. So this isn’t corporal punishment, this was just like I said in the very very first post; Good Parenting.

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"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"

by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Jan 2, 2012 11:52 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

You are drawing way too many conclusions (kid's attitide, circumstances, the extent of the damage) from too little information.

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by Unabomberman on Jan 3, 2012 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

The following constitutes child abuse in the state of Nebraska

Knowingly, intentionally or negligently causing or permitting a child to be: placed in a situation endangering life or physical or mental health, cruelly confined or punished, deprived of necessaries, child under 6 years left unattended in vehicle, or sexually abused or exploited

Emphasis mine; being struck by a professional mixed martial artist is a situation endangering physical health. Plus, I mean…like, the cops cited him for child abuse. It’s pretty cut-and-dry.

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by Tedd Welch on Jan 3, 2012 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

No, it just isn't cut-and-dry at all.

His physical health was in the hands of a professional, and clearly was not in danger. I don’t think this was an example of perfect parenting, but unless there’s a pattern, I’m pretty disgusted by this attitude that Houston should be in jail, that the government should take over management of his family, which is in essence what you’re advocating. Going by what we think we know, Houston is a very good and loving father, who takes his responsibilities very seriously. Child abuse is serious as all hell, and labeling someone an abuser is about as bad a thing as you can say about someone, yet you seem real gung-ho to lump one incident of overly tough love in with the myriad catalog of real horrors that go on behind closed doors. Quoting the law doesn’t impress me, as the written law doesn’t think, doesn’t consider context, and doesn’t allow for judgement.

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by Kwisatz Haderach on Jan 3, 2012 3:59 AM EST up reply actions  

His physical health was in the hands of a professional

So few people see this perspective

He wasn’t some bum swinging hard on his kid to snuff him out the frame and prove a point

He’s someone who can go light when necessary and not cause excessive damage

by Cunny on Jan 3, 2012 8:41 AM EST up reply actions  

snuff him out the frame....

….is an awesome expression.

I must find a way to use it more

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by Luke Nelson on Jan 3, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

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by Cunny on Jan 4, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I think we can all agree that Alexander found a way to out-douche Rick Story.

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by MicahtheCynic on Jan 3, 2012 1:38 AM EST reply actions  

Houston, next time don’t try to box him. Use a belt, a shoe or a “switch”

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by IRodC on Jan 3, 2012 2:02 AM EST reply actions  

The irony

He could have bent him over his knee and hit him as on his ass. Legally.

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by TheFilt on Jan 3, 2012 7:44 AM EST up reply actions  

its crazy how many people on BE either sound like they have kids and they understand complete why this happen or sound like they have no idea what their talking about have no kids and use articles to tell them how to be a parent. he’s a father of a 16 year old son who wants to or has sex and having sex at that age means only one thing: once again BABIES! and when babies have babies you know who takes care of them. thats right the guy who gasses against kimbo thats who!!!

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by Mac Marley on Jan 3, 2012 8:29 AM EST reply actions  

I hate all you "Politcally Correct" types...

I think this all comes down to how you were raised and how your environment affected you.

Personally, I was abused physically by my adopted father for the first 7 years of my life, however, after I was put into my Grandmother’s custody, any time I misbehaved, depending on the severity of my delinquency, I was spanked. Now, taking in consideration the way she was raised and the way I was raised, it is safe to say I have a bias toward punishment.

However, I in no way condone abuse of children. I have no problem with spanking, although I probably will not perform the act myself and, actually, the sex of the child will probably determine how I discipline.

With all that said, I still need more information to judge Houston’s actions. From what I gather so far and the very minor damage done to his son and the adherence to safety gear, while frowned upon, I don’t see this as severe child abuse and would place this in the same category as spanking. Personally, I would have waited to place gloves on my son when he commits a violent act or started to get out of control, not something that seems like, basically, a teenager meeting girls he knows for sexual encounters. That’s a time to talk to your kid, a serious ballsy talk about sex. But then again, we don’t know how delinquent this kid was, or if this was a reoccurring thing. But, I do not think Houston should be considered a child beater.

During my training when I was younger, my adult instructors hit me harder then my adopted dad ever did, so in that regards, is that training session different than the disciplinary “training” session that Houston acted out with his son from the limited knowledge we have?

I think it would be another thing if the teen was not protected, or sustained serious injury, or even had a black eye but to me it seemed like Houston was in control the whole time and definitely, could not have gone more than 10% on the teen. Also…how big is this teen as well? There just isn’t enough info.

Final verdict: I think this was the wrong type of punishment to give, but do not think it condones as child abuse and think controlled and safe sparring that a teenage son who has disciplinary issues is something I support…considering that’s what all my martial art training was in the first place.

by jcbrewer on Jan 3, 2012 4:10 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

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