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So...Many...Brazilians (Or, my wife had dirty sex w/Rampage and all I got was this lousy picture)

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I had this unbelievably realistic dream last night, of the funniest New Years thread ever. I'd share it, if not for my (irrational?) fear of abduction...

Anyways, in preparation for The Bus Feeders' glorious victory next week, I discovered there are about 148 Brazilians on the UFC 142-Rio card, and I'm only familiar with about 17 of them. So, can anyone recommend a user-friendly site from which to gather valuable, insider information on exactly which Brazilian will win which fight, by which method, at what precise moment of the said fight? I'm basically looking for:

a)odds

b)quick fighter history (record/maybe last 3 fights)

c)perhaps a quick bio/prediction

I do find BE staff picks very helpful, but it seems the earlier I get to researchin,' the more destructive the inevitable 'Feeders victory will be.

Thanks for the help!

Your frind, Mr. Gay

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