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How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? MMA on Twitter - Rousey Says Cyborg Has A Dick, Jon Jones Runway Model

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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse

ROUSEY SAYS CYBORG HAS A DICK

"Próxima vitima... Ronda!!! No mercy!!!" -Cris Cyborg, tweeted a photo of Gina Carano... which was actually photoshopped.

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Here's the original photo:

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"@criscyborg you don't just have a dick, you are a dick for posting that picture of Gina, you cheater." -Ronda Rousey

There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena


Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Matt Roth

Star-divide

JON JONES, RUNWAY MODEL

"Lol yes, and I got to do some modeling for the first time with a few world-class models, don't ask me how... and I before the runway" -Jon Jones, there's video too! Skip to the 1:30 mark.

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IS THIS A BETTER MATCH UP?

"Munoz is injured and out of the FOX fight! Now it's Chael Sonnen vs Mike Bisping jan 28th and the winner will fight Anderson for the title." -Dana White

"Unfortunally my fight vs Bisping 2 is not gonna happen. I m very sad cause it would be a very important fight for me." -Demian Maia

"Ok. I'm fighting Jan 28th live on Fox against Demian Maia. Here we go! I was always a good crammer in school..." -Chris Weidman

" thank u for always stepping up no matter who is thrown at u!!!" -Dana White

"For those that r wondering. Injury on Fri sparring causing bone spurs to dislodged in my joint causing locking & pain. Surgery on Thursday... I'm ok, just a little down right now but I will be back soon." -Mark Munoz

TWICTURES

"Just signed my posters. 1st time I've been on a poster, pretty cool for me!" -

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"Check out Cain Velasquez at the 49ers game over the weekend" -UFC

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""HAAAAAAAAAIRAIRAIRAIR"" -Pat Barry

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RANDOM TWIDBITS

"Can't wait for Sweden card. Sure the girls are beautiful but I can't wait to stock up on those sweet & delicious little red fish." -Kenny Florian

"Your wrong about Jose Aldo , he's a perfect example of when my jealously meets my envy" -Forrest Griffin

"It's pronounced "milk" not "melk". " -Kenny Florian

"Damn I love the way I look! Smiled at a kid in the store and his mother ran over and grabbed him like he was about to fall off t grandcanyon" -Forrest Griffin

"Reread some of my last tweets and I'm pretty sure the English language is gonna press charges if I don't stop tweeting... In the future when you retweet me feel free to change the spelling and grammar enough so it makes sense" -Forrest Griffin

"Best advice my mom gave me today: "never read the bottom half of the Internet" #stuffmymomsays" -Ronda Rousey

"Special shout-out to the drunk girl at the sushi bar for stealing my lunch. I wasn't that hungry anyway. #stayclassyEnumclaw" -Jeff Hougland

WOULD YOU EVEN CLICK AFTER THE JUMP IF I DIDN'T INCLUDE THESE?

"Shooting in Malibu! ...Behind the scenes!" -Brittney Palmer

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"Make art." -Brittney Palmer

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"Chillin in my @ suit..no makeup on long hair,don't care!" -Arianny Celeste

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"RT : picture 4!!!!!" -Arianny Celeste

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"RT : picture 6 in gallery 2!" -Arianny Celeste

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"RT : - looking fierce in your shoot for Papparazo!!enjoy the fights" -Arianny Celeste

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TWIDEO

"Where did Matt Hughes get this bag?" -Chael Sonnen


"You are nuts if you don’t enter this contest!!!" -Dana White

"UFC Rio backstage: (vid) SAMBA with and !" -Paula Sack


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Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Jan 18, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

MERIKKUH

It's like saying you dislike Don Frye's mustache, which itself is the equivalent of spitting on the Constitution. - Anthony Pace

by Jonathan. on Jan 18, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Jones doing his little turn on the catwalk

When I first saw that picture I thought “Aw Jones is visiting a shelter for homeless youths.”

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Jan 18, 2012 10:07 AM EST reply actions  

In fairness

It probably wasn’t Guyborg who was doing the photoshopping

Quietly leading Cecil Peoples Champs to victory and beyond.

All in the game yo, all in the game

by Our Bovine Public on Jan 18, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Of course not, but even so.

See and learn the secret death touch!

by Horselover Fat on Jan 18, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

There is no struggle. Manborg was unanimously voted to be the more fitting and clever name. I’m not exactly sure why some misinformed dwerps continue to cling to that other version.

See and learn the secret death touch!

by Horselover Fat on Jan 18, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Guyborg is clearly superior because of the “guy” vs. “cy” sound similarities.

-AboveThisFire

The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino

If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall

I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal

by Patrick Tenney on Jan 18, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s where you’re wrong, tin-man! I came up with Manborg, therefor it is superior. Also it’s funny to me because of the meaning of the word cyborg = a human with robotic parts (roughly). There for, if you take away the “cy” (cybernetics) from the borg, and instead put in human (man) it just basically becomes an ordinary human. Manborg. Which doesn’t mean anything at all. I find that amusing. Also I just like the sound of Manborg better.

See and learn the secret death touch!

by Horselover Fat on Jan 18, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

But “guy” has all the same connotations but also the rhyme factor…

I mean, manborg is better than dudeborg or broborg… but Guyborg is superior.

-AboveThisFire

The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino

If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall

I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal

by Patrick Tenney on Jan 18, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh shit I just had a waking nightmare:

Manbearguyborgpig.

-AboveThisFire

The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino

If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall

I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal

by Patrick Tenney on Jan 18, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

-AboveThisFire

The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino

If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall

I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal

by Patrick Tenney on Jan 18, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Haha. Well, I certainly understand why most of you seem to think that, I get the rhyme factor. I vehemently disagree though.

See and learn the secret death touch!

by Horselover Fat on Jan 18, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Manborg is dumb.

Guyborg is the only way to go.

It's like saying you dislike Don Frye's mustache, which itself is the equivalent of spitting on the Constitution. - Anthony Pace

by Jonathan. on Jan 18, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

You're dumb!

I bet if it was you we’d be calling you Gayborg.

See and learn the secret death touch!

by Horselover Fat on Jan 18, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Manloveborg!

It's like saying you dislike Don Frye's mustache, which itself is the equivalent of spitting on the Constitution. - Anthony Pace

by Jonathan. on Jan 18, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s actually a pretty good suggestion

See and learn the secret death touch!

by Horselover Fat on Jan 18, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed, Guyborg is better.

I am free because I choose to be so-Me

by Kefka on Jan 18, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

If by worse you mean better, then yes.

See and learn the secret death touch!

by Horselover Fat on Jan 18, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

How is it better?

It doesn’t even rhyme.

It's like saying you dislike Don Frye's mustache, which itself is the equivalent of spitting on the Constitution. - Anthony Pace

by Jonathan. on Jan 18, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve already explained it several times. It’s just smarter and funnier in every way, rhyming be damned.

See and learn the secret death touch!

by Horselover Fat on Jan 18, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

seriously WTF is Cyborg doing putting up shopped pics of people she beat when she’s taking man juice.

ONE FC NEVER DIE

by Robust23 on Jan 18, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

ronda really has the trash-talk gift

i’m impressed. if she stays in the fight game and keeps winning she could be a big breakout star.

by Clifford J on Jan 18, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

That explains the whole Chael thang

"[Lay and pray] refers to a mixed martial artist who lays on you and prays no one gets a boner." - Seanbaby (Cracked.com)

by dajulzta on Jan 18, 2012 11:56 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Yes indeed

that shoot was crazy.

Flip a coin......when it's in the air you'll know what you're hoping for

by LRaunThaDamaja on Jan 18, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I am Mattyews.

Filipino Reccing Machines - Lets.

by MJB! on Jan 18, 2012 10:17 AM EST reply actions  

Chandella can certainly hold her own in Brazil

"You think I am old and feeble, do you? Well, face my Flying Windmill Kick, asshole!" - Old Master
@anonymousbungi

by WARistotle on Jan 18, 2012 10:20 AM EST reply actions  

No he was talking about her ass

Flip a coin......when it's in the air you'll know what you're hoping for

by LRaunThaDamaja on Jan 18, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

"Horseface"

If I hold out a carrot do you think she would walk up and nibble it?

by UncleMax on Jan 18, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

How do you think the Noguiera bros get her attention?

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Jan 18, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

E-Mail?

"It's an odd thing, but anyone who disappears is said to be seen in San Francisco.
It must be a delightful city and possess all the attractions of the next world" - Oscar Wylde

by SanFranpsycho on Jan 18, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Fuck

Yes

I'm not Hauser, I'm Quaid!

by Not Hauser on Jan 18, 2012 12:20 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

for shame…

Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!

by SentientAndroid on Jan 18, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

dang man...

“hot male”

"There are no pacts between lions and men."

by drain on Jan 18, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!

A thousand years ago five minutes were
Equal to forty ounces of fine sand -- Nabokov

by mollcutpurse on Jan 18, 2012 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Everybody’s happy that Munoz got hurt. We got two better fights as a result of his injury.

by Shnak on Jan 19, 2012 7:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I am Dissappoint

That Paul Harris turned down the fight with Maia. Would’ve been great.

by BKdroid on Jan 18, 2012 10:26 AM EST reply actions  

Yeah

Dana Tweeted it. It was a lot to ask with such a short turn-around.

by BKdroid on Jan 18, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

His passport expired or something like that.

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by StevenGiles on Jan 18, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Do what you do Jones!

I’m not his biggest fan, but I can’t knock the hustle, and what’s up with buddy directly after Jones? Is that hobo fashion!?

Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!

by SentientAndroid on Jan 18, 2012 11:09 AM EST reply actions  

ikr!

it seems like “high end” fashion is just a person with a name doing whatever the fuck they want and people eat that shit up just because of the name.

Googley eyes Loubouton…$1600. Gtfo with that shit! I can go and buy a pair of heels from walmart, hit up the craft store and glue a bunch of googley eyes on the hills myself at a 100th of that price. I’m trying to get my gf to understand that spending hundreds on Gucci or Prada or whatever else is just fucking ridiculous…unless you’re just really balling like that I suppose.

Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!

by SentientAndroid on Jan 18, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

This. So much this.

-AboveThisFire

The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino

If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall

I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal

by Patrick Tenney on Jan 18, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

*sigh

so true, so very, very true. I saw a really nice looking bag at Walmart the other day that I thought would look nice for my lady, she would probably really like it…until I told her where I got it from.

Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!

by SentientAndroid on Jan 18, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Pat Barrys attempts at humour are the sort of thing i’d pretend to laugh at to his face, but on the comments section of ’How’s tatse my tweet’ i’d say i don’t think i’ve ever seen a more unfunny guy in my life.

by sheikybaby on Jan 18, 2012 11:10 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

agree, it just seems so forced

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so xxxxxxx stupid." – Phil Baroni

by keyboardwarrior on Jan 18, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

And training for Struve video. The EEP! is classic. I still watch it now and then for a quick laugh.

by BKdroid on Jan 18, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Chael is up there in terms of being unfunny.

Probably worse than Barry.

It's like saying you dislike Don Frye's mustache, which itself is the equivalent of spitting on the Constitution. - Anthony Pace

by Jonathan. on Jan 18, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

yeps

Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!

by SentientAndroid on Jan 18, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Hughes

is a 2x ww champ, not 9x ww champ.

Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!

by SentientAndroid on Jan 18, 2012 11:13 AM EST reply actions  

he’s talking about fights he won when the title was on the line…he won 9 of those.

Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?
No holds barred, no time for move fakin,
Gots to get the loot so I can bring home the bacon - Charlie Brown

by tigerlee on Jan 18, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I know

but it sounds kinda weird to me.

Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!

by SentientAndroid on Jan 18, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

9 times is a better measure though. I always thought it was weird to brag about how many times you won the title because if you just held onto the damn thing you would have a lower number.

Use more judges.

by MasonA on Jan 18, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

lol, that’s a good point. Jon Jones 1x LHW champion!

Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?
No holds barred, no time for move fakin,
Gots to get the loot so I can bring home the bacon - Charlie Brown

by tigerlee on Jan 18, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't tell how much is air brushed

But Arianny looks like she’s been doin some squats for once

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by dgonz on Jan 18, 2012 12:03 PM EST reply actions  

Lunges would be my bet, serious lunging.

-AboveThisFire

The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino

If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall

I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal

by Patrick Tenney on Jan 18, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

OMG Pat Barry!

He posted a picture of his hair! Hilarious, funniest man alive

by Marquis Brown on Jan 18, 2012 12:45 PM EST reply actions  

A certain RWJ song comes to mind haha

"[Lay and pray] refers to a mixed martial artist who lays on you and prays no one gets a boner." - Seanbaby (Cracked.com)

by dajulzta on Jan 18, 2012 12:56 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

I was excited about the UFC contest...

until I remembered that I live in NY. Damn it all!

by kreally on Jan 18, 2012 1:30 PM EST reply actions  

Same.

It's like saying you dislike Don Frye's mustache, which itself is the equivalent of spitting on the Constitution. - Anthony Pace

by Jonathan. on Jan 18, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Even without the roids, it would be like GSP gloating about how bad he beat up the smaller BJ, and then exaggerating it even more. With them, and Gina’s class, it’s got to take the cake as the douchiest thing I’ve ever seen a MMA fighter do outside the ring.

Chael couldn’t look more like a dick if he tried.

by paythefighters on Jan 18, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I really hope he reads this

and accepts your challenge.

In real life everything I utter is original and poignant.

by Andy Anderson on Jan 18, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Pure class!

Pure class on Guyborgs part! Way to win back the fans by posting a fake pic of a woman that you beat while you were a man.

by MadNachos on Jan 18, 2012 4:42 PM EST reply actions  

I want the next Chris Brown video to feature Guyborg.

A thousand years ago five minutes were
Equal to forty ounces of fine sand -- Nabokov

by mollcutpurse on Jan 18, 2012 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

Damn! Matt Hughes stole my idea for an mma-inspired fitness gym

…it looks a lot less stupid in my head…

I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sean in Vancouver on Jan 19, 2012 3:50 AM EST reply actions  

Wow, seems like there’s a lot of fake/paid comments going on here.

by Poindexter on Feb 18, 2012 12:01 AM EST reply actions  

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