If Michael Bisping beats Chael Sonnen I will leave Bloodyelbow... FOREVER
This is a dream fight. I was really disappointed when they didn't coach TUF opposite each other and the previous Sonnen/Munoz vs Silva followed by the winner of Maia/Bisping fighting for the title seemed to create a scenario that the two would be unlikely to fight in the near future... but that is not the case and a fight I really wanted to see is back.
The truth is if Sonnen loses to Bisping, a big part of my interest in the MW division will die. I don't expect Sonnen/Silva II to go much differently than the first fight but I'll be damned if I ever want to see Bisping fight Silva. That's just a waste of everyone's time IMO.
I could spout about how most of my old favourites are retired or on their way out the door, but that's trivial and not important. Chael Sonnen is someone I want to see succeed. He is probably the last man in the UFC who deserves an ounce of success but I want to live in a world where Chael Sonnen can prosper.
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Youuu absolutely SUCK!
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by dgonz on Jan 18, 2012 1:27 AM EST reply actions 9 recs
Pre-Superbowl weekend!
The biggest mistmatch in UFC history!
Sonnen beats Bisping, I brag about it a lot
Bisping beats Sonnen, I will leave Bloody Elbow FOREVER!
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by Chris Groves on Jan 18, 2012 1:52 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
Did it.
If Machida wins, I will leave BE forever.
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by IKiIIed007 on Jan 18, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
fun fact
Chael just gained roughly 600% more fans simply due to the Bisping-hate that is rampant in the MMA community (and rightfully so!).
War Chael. Or words to that effect.
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Bisping is in trouble
I’ve been suspecting, or hoping, that Bisping would get matched against someone decent and correct his inflated record – someone like Sonnen (or even Stann maybe).
Regardless of his personality and behaviour, I find Bisping to be overrated (and his record inflated) – he is about to come crashing down to earth!
by vanandrew on Jan 18, 2012 4:16 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Stann would drop an H-bomb on Bisping
Like the Hendo before him.
Then a bald eagle would swoop in and snatch Bisping’s head from it’s arc into the crowd, and fly to Mt. Rushmore with it to sacrifice to the giant Rock President Gods.
MURCA
I'd rather be trollin'.
If Bisping does win, this is how to fix America:
arrest the entire military for crimes they did not commit, allow them to escape to the Los Angeles underground, and if you can contact them, they may be able to help you.
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by Andy Anderson on Jan 18, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I like your line of thinking, but I propose we spread them throughout the country.
I'd rather be trollin'.
they can spread
on their own, in their black vans with red racing stripes.
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by Andy Anderson on Jan 18, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
And nickel plated ak 47 s
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I will hope and Prey they give him to Paul Harris

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by merryprankster on Jan 18, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
It all started as a child, when he had this great fondness for turkey legs. Something about holding another creature’s disembodied leg in his hand just gave him great joy…
I'd rather be trollin'.
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by pdl on Jan 18, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
You are killing it with the Paul Harris images lately
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Epic
I laughed a long time, my girlfirend came over to see why , looked at the image, then looked at me again as if re-evaluating whether or not to leave me right then and there. Kinda hard to explain that humor to someone who doesn’t like MMA in general.
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyrone Woodly fight.
I usually get blasted when talking about Bisping...
This fight is probably about as stylistically bad as you can get for Bisping. Sonnen’s wrestling is probably a bit much for him and I reckon Mike will lose. I don’t think he is overrated, but I do think Sonnen is notch above him. Having said that I thought Munoz would beat him if he had to face him too.
However, for the Bisping haters, which would be better. For him to wrestled to death slowly by Sonnen or humiliated by a new Anderson Silva wacky finish.

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by jim-ma on Jan 18, 2012 6:35 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
I don't think the answer is that clear
Getting steamrolled for 10 minutes and then finished (something like Sonnen-Stann) would shut Bisping up a lot more than him landing a few punches on Silva and getting KO’d. You know that he’d be claiming that he was winning and just got caught.
We all want to see Silva-Sonnen II, but if the unthinkable happens, I hope you’re there to buoy our crushed hearts with some Silva-Bisping imagery…
by paythefighters on Jan 18, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
I kind of hope Chael just beats the ever-lovin' shit out of him for as long as possible
Did they really decide no more 5-rders for main events? :/
I want my money’s worth. Even on a free card.
I'd rather be trollin'.
It's not a main event
Davis vs Evans is a main event.
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by Chris Groves on Jan 18, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
Ohhhh, you are correct. Weird, I feel like Bisping-Sonnen is a bigger fight.
I'd rather be trollin'.
there was that one moment on TUF
Where mayhem brought up that KO and he went bananas. But he had some good points about Miller, much as I didn’t want to admit it.
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyrone Woodly fight.
Wow, that is a lot of confidence that Silva will lose
You’re not called Chael are you…
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He’s always goin’ for the knockou! 2nd round. The tears would be the tastiest in all the land! Used to hate Bis, but so many other people hated him i decided to be a hipster instead.
i hate both bisping and sonnen so much that i want them both to lose. if only that were possible.
by phantom5691 on Jan 18, 2012 7:32 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
root for the meteor
it’s what I do at every Cowboys/Eagles game.
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by Cory Braiterman on Jan 18, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I usually imagine a huge "Acme" anvil
a la Looney Tunes, and any combo of Giants/Eagles/Cowboys. Good to know someone else isn’t worried about the collateral damage of hot dog vendors and fans and such, either.
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by ChillMike on Jan 18, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Shonie looks like he’s conjuring a magic Final Fantasy companion beast thingy.
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by Victor Rodriguez on Jan 18, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
Bisping wins
But only if Anderson jumps into the Octagon with a metal chair when the ref is distracted.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2012/1/9/2694756/first-bjj-lesson
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2012/1/10/2697690/second-bjj-lesson
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2012/1/17/2713173/third-bjj-lesson
"Chael Sonnen is someone I want to see succeed."
YOU EVIL MAN! I will not support this wickedness!
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by Horselover Fat on Jan 18, 2012 8:01 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
So what's the name of your backup account?
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by menckenstein on Jan 18, 2012 8:36 AM EST reply actions 7 recs
Dude if Bisping wins, it will be the funniest day on BE ever
Sooo many people HATE Bisping, with good reason. I don’t but, I can see why. That exact same demographic that hates Bisping, absolutely LOVES Chael. Which will make for hilarity if Chael loses
Police have mounted a Phuket-wide hunt
by warren305 on Jan 18, 2012 9:45 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
well
To be Honest I think a lot of people hate them both. I know I do.
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyrone Woodly fight.
by DankNabbot on Jan 18, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I dislike Chael more that Michael
I feel like chael just woke up one day, decided to cheat and troll into he made it, and it worked. People eat his sht up, which annoys me. The Count just seems like an asshole jock, but he’s not “trying” to be, so at least he’s genuine.
Police have mounted a Phuket-wide hunt
by warren305 on Jan 18, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Disagree wholeheartedly
I think Bisping has decided to play up a “bad boy” role after he realised he wasn’t popular and thinks that that’s why people love to hate him.
I don’t hate him because he’s a badass, I hate him because he’s a tool who happens to act like a badass.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2012/1/9/2694756/first-bjj-lesson
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2012/1/10/2697690/second-bjj-lesson
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2012/1/17/2713173/third-bjj-lesson
I think Bisping pretty much has been the same guy since I’ve seen him. He really hasn’t changed, other than I think he actually tries to not be such an asshole.
Additionally, he’s the most popular MMA fighter in his country, he’s not unpopular at all.
Police have mounted a Phuket-wide hunt
I think he’s playing a Bret Hart role. He gets love at home, so he loves the fans back. He’s hated in America, right or wrong, so he plays it up.
by The so-called Beautiful on Jan 18, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
hmmm the Bret Hart role
hadn’t thought of it like that, ur right
Police have mounted a Phuket-wide hunt
“That exact same demographic”
where did you get that from? i despise them BOTH
by phantom5691 on Jan 19, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
exactly and thats why if any fight he is to win this is that fight
like water
and this was the way i felt watching the reem kill brock
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by Balrog on Dec 30, 2011 9:20 PM PST"
totally rooting for Bisping
never thought it could be possible.
Bisping beats Chael
Anderson gets another highlight reel KO and announces his retirement
fuck yo couch sonnen.
I am willing to test myself against the toughest fighters in the world, in front of hundreds of thousands or even millions of fans, over and over again. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but I always come to fight. I've been doing this for the past fourteen years, and I have at least a few more strong years left in me. What have you done in the past fourteen years other than act like a moron on this forum and hang on Anderson's nuts? - Dan Henderson.
Bisping vs Belfort
Makes a lot more sense to me after the Sonnen fight, no matter who wins. Haters want Paul Harris to tear off Bisping’s leg, but I don’t see Palhares moving up that fast. Bisping will either expose Belfort, or we’ll get another Hendo style KO highlight of Bisping. WIN-WIN
Also, I don’t understand why everyone discounts Maia. Dude took a short notice title fight against Anderson Fucking Silva and lasted five rounds. Yeah, it was painful to watch, but damn, when was the last time anyone took Anderson Silva to a decision?
Leites
typically, the least threatening guys last the longest….Sonnen not included.
But seriously, I liked the guy as well…He’s had a close decision to Munoz, a ‘insta-KO’ to Marquardt…not a lot you can do about that, and then the decision to Anderson….and it’s nobody’s fault that Anderson is THAT good.
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by Chris Groves on Jan 18, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
It's not much of an accomplishment to take Silva to a decision
He’s a counterstriker. If you don’t attack him, it’s going to be worse than the passive opponents GSP had recently. We already know that from the Leites fight.
Granted, Maia didn’t do that, and he deserves credit for trying to do something while Silva was doing god knows what for the latter half of the fight, but that’s not much of an accomplishment. People are discounting Maia because he hasn’t shown himself to be anything but a gatekeeper since beating Sonnen (which, to be honest, I doubt happens again).
by paythefighters on Jan 19, 2012 1:17 AM EST up reply actions
Not a fan of both guys
But I do like the added attention both guys bring to the table because of how they talk and how many people hate them.
Bisping vs Sonnen is a huge matchup to be getting on free TV.
But in all honesty I hate Bisping more…I don’t even want him to ever be able to say he challenged for the UFC title. Sonnen all the way.
There is nothing spectacular about Bisping that is going to help him avoid the same fate that many other MWs suffered to Sonnen.
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by Damon O. on Jan 18, 2012 12:49 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Wouldn't this one be more appropriate for this particular case?

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by menckenstein on Jan 18, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
You ever see the immortals?
I couldnt find a gif or even a picture of the hammer scene. Would seem appropriate as a banhammer.
The fight with Silva made Sonnen look better than he is. It was a style match up made for him and he still lost. That being said I would expect Sonnen to beat Bisping but if Bisping could pull it out I wouldn’t say it was an upset.
This is how the fight is gonna go




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by RolloTomasi on Jan 18, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I'll never stop thinking that lid is a top hat at first glance
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
by menckenstein on Jan 18, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Bisping is a better grappler than Stann, so I don't think he gets finished.
Other than that, spot on.
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But i really want Bisping to win. The internet will explode.
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In all seriousness although it’s a tough fight if Bisping does win does that not at least make him a little more legit in terms of being the number 2 in the division or the number 1 contender? Just because Anderson is very good but the rest aren’t all-time legends doesn’t make it not worth watching.
From everyone who knows Mikey Bisping, you just hear that he’s an overly competitive guy who gets pissed off in the heat of the moment, has realised that being hated can make you more relevant, but wont go out of his way to slam someone except the guy he’s fighting next. Sonnen is a world class trash talker who hates to see his name not in the news who can be funny but when he screws around when doing a genuine analysts job on mma programming just pisses me off. Probably not as bad as he sounds but too fake for me.
All you sonnen haters, chill.....you'll feel sorry for him for when he gets ktfo, live on fox
I'm not convinced Bisping is playing up his heel role
I just think he isn’t a very cool guy.
by discoandherpes on Jan 19, 2012 8:30 AM EST up reply actions
My real issue with him is he is a dick INSIDE the cage
He has no class when he fights. He blatantly knees his opponent and spits on his cornermen. Who the fuck does that? I don’t care how much he talks outside, everyone should be talking trash to hype their fights if they’d like to have any shred of relevance in the media but don’t be a fucking jackass and get in some guys face (Dan Miller) for absolutely no reason. Look at the staredown they had moments before the fight started, you’d think Miller raped his sister or something. Zero class.
Look at his fight with Wanderlei, finishing two rounds getting saved by the bell and almost getting finished then claiming Wanderlei “knows who won that fight”
God I hope Chael embarrasses him so he’s out of contention
If Bisping wins...
Will the hate stop? I, for one, have mad Bisping hate but I’ve had to admit he’s a tougher fighter than he gets credit for.
If Bisping beats Sonnen here on American soil, just up the road in Chicago, in fact, then it will be the first real feather in his cap, in my opinion. 100% of Bisping’s fights always have that “yeah, but” factor to them…usually, lousy judging, often on British soil, even if the judges aren’t all Brits. Beating Sonnen makes him legit.
Good thing I know he won’t.
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If Chael did lose to Bisping I don’t think a whole lot of people would care and if we got to see him get a word class ass beating from Anderson Silva.
At least that's what excites me about this fight
So I might be cheering for Bisping next week. And I meant a world class ass beating of course.
I can see Bisping beating Chael, if he can stay upright
But Michael has NOTHING for Anderson. Nothing at all. That would be an embarrassment
Police have mounted a Phuket-wide hunt
Bisping beats Chael by hotly disputed split decision.....
Then he faces Silva who age and injury has finally made mortal. Bisping wins a 5 round war that leaves Silva beat up and bruised…………….
NAH…Sonnen is gonna kill him……
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