Chael Sonnen Meets Michael Bisping At UFC On Fox 2 With Mark Munoz Injured
Huge news coming out of the Twitter of UFC president Dana White. Mark Munoz was set to face Chael Sonnen on the upcoming UFC on Fox 2 card while Michael Bisping was to meet Demian Maia, but an injury to Munoz has Sonnen moved into a fight with Bisping. Dana also said that the winner will get a title shot against UFC middleweight champion Anderson Silva.
Here's the tweet:
Obviously Sonnen has the wrestling edge but Bisping is notoriously hard to control on the ground and do damage to from ground and pound. While Chael will deservedly be the betting favorite but I think Bisping is much more of a live dog here than many will be willing to accept.
Regardless, Bisping vs. Sonnen is a much "bigger" fight in terms of casual interest than anything involving Demian Maia or Mark Munoz. This is actually a bit of a "win" for the promotion in my eyes.
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Get Palhares
To step in and fight Maia. That would be a fucking epic ground war.
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by HeadKickOfDoom on Jan 17, 2012 5:13 PM EST reply actions 20 recs
This was my first thought. Take a look at the Rankings and him and Stann are pretty much the only respectable fighters that would make a good fight.
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Maia
would be executed rather quickly.
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by SentientAndroid on Jan 17, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions
Umm
Define quickly. Maia is an excellent grappler, a former ADCC champion. It isn’t like he is fighting fucking Mike Massenzio or something. This would be a clinic of excellent jits.
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by HeadKickOfDoom on Jan 17, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
Define quickly.


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by RolloTomasi on Jan 17, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Nate has a history of killing both of these guys

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by HeadKickOfDoom on Jan 17, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
A history of violence
and Test
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by RolloTomasi on Jan 17, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I also misread
And thought Android was referring to Palhares and Maia being over quick, and not Vitor. So I will agree that Belfort would make quick work of Maia.
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by HeadKickOfDoom on Jan 17, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions
It's all good
yeah I was talking about Vitor/Maia, I think Maia/Rousimar would be the bees knees!
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by SentientAndroid on Jan 18, 2012 9:43 AM EST up reply actions
That was weak
He punched him as he was talking to the ref
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they say that before EVERY GODDAMN FIGHT, of course Paul Harris is kinda dumb so….
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by RolloTomasi on Jan 17, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i was shocked he could speak english in his post fight interview with massenzio
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by NickRingp4pGOAT on Jan 18, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
Rec'd,
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by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Jan 17, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
Yep
read this
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2012/1/15/2709550/be-civil-war-ufc-142-results#88984443
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by wonderfulspam on Jan 17, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
sorry to hear that, man
Good luck with taking care of whatever you need to…
by John Danaher's Hair on Jan 17, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
I think that’s a bad fight. Maia doesn’t have the standup. Why let him get obliterated? He needs to build up some momentum and Vitor needs to fight one more tough guy before his next title shot. I predict Vitor vs Munoz for next title shot after Sonnen vs Bisping winner gets his.
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Vitor/Munoz
would be fun!
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by SentientAndroid on Jan 18, 2012 9:44 AM EST up reply actions
Even though Palhares didnt take much/any damage in that fight thats still a pretty short turn around
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by Our Bovine Public on Jan 17, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
he has no concept of time.
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions 22 recs
meant more in terms of the commish letting him fight? How long was Tito 132/133 turnaround?
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by Our Bovine Public on Jan 17, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
3 weeks i think
Leben did it for Simpson and Akiyama
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
Beat me to it :)
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by HeadKickOfDoom on Jan 17, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
Lebens good
But he’s no Palhares
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by Our Bovine Public on Jan 17, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
Didn't Leben fight
On like 2 weeks notice? He took more damage than Toquinho did.
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by HeadKickOfDoom on Jan 17, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
Ha
Seriously lol’d
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by Robert Cowan on Jan 17, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
lol excellent
he’s become one of my favourite fighters. a big angry teddy bear who snaps legs.
by UncleMax on Jan 17, 2012 6:04 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Please Bombard dana's twitter with this please
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seriously
all you turds out there on twitter. do it up
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
Also
Google translate some Portuguese Twitterbombs to Toqhino….
this is well should be happening
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
Hellooo?
Why do we have Orcus around? Awesome posters? I didn’t think so!! Write us something to twitter to Hulk Harris!
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Maia can't hang with dangerous strikers. So Stann and Belfort are out of the question.
May be Palhares. Leben suspended for a year. Brad Tavares?
As much as I'd love to see that fight,
I don’t think it’s fair to Maia to force him to change his training camp that drastically on 10 days’ notice. Training for Bisping is much different than training for Palhares.
well
he could always not fight, not stay active, and not make any show or sponsorship money….and then fight Palhares in 3 months anyway…
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by Chris Groves on Jan 17, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
And be better prepared and win
So…yeah, he should do that unless he feels like he’s gonna tool him on no days notice.
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Have you ever seen high level grapplers grapple?
It usually turns into a stalemate that is slow and very close. That said with the heel hooks, it might be a very scramble filled fun fight as well.
by discoandherpes on Jan 17, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
This is awesome
I’ve already been called a traitor for picking against Bisping in a potential match with Sonnen. Now I guess I’m going full reverse-Benedict Arnold.
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I expect Bisping to be much like this throughout the fight

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by KJ Gould on Jan 17, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions 16 recs
absolutely perfect
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
Bisping might be on his back early and often but is in 0% danger of making that face
There’s no way Chael rocks him, let alone Ks him TFO.
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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 17, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
Chael rocked Anderson.
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by MicahtheCynic on Jan 17, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
And you think he's off roids now?
For realsies?
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It seemed to me like Chael hit Anderson when he was off balance. Anderson’s legs were just fine after the second he took to regain his balance.
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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 17, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
he did rock him and he was also on roids so all points stand
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He rocked Anderson
The same way he has powerful G&P
But the steroid thing is fact and undisputable, I’ll give you that
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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 17, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
I cant find a gif but cmon dude, it happened and it wasnt a stumble

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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Unleash my power! AMERICAAAAA!
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Damn doo, everybody at quest has a good chin
Remember Chonan?
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by darkotto23 on Jan 17, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
He went downhill after he KO'd himself
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Also the men hitting him are Vitor Belfort and Robbie Lawler.
My name isn't Todd.
by Tedd Welch on Jan 17, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Belfort and Lawler are possibly the two hardest punchers in the division though
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by Horselover Fat on Jan 17, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
That is also true
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by Horselover Fat on Jan 17, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
Heyyyyyy first time I've seen a gif work on the mobile app
didn’t think it was possible
by AnyGiven on Jan 17, 2012 8:40 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Beautiful combination!
cut, hook, hook?
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by SentientAndroid on Jan 18, 2012 9:52 AM EST up reply actions
Forever rec that Lawler gif.
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by NickRingp4pGOAT on Jan 18, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
1) Anderson was definitely not off balance
2) Damn what a sick fuckin elbow
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
1) Anderson wasn’t rocked, he has solid legs almost immediately after the punch lands (and look where his right foot is when the punch lands, oh its IN THE AIR)
2) Yus
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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 17, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
A drop
for a drop. Andy’s so fucking dangerous, beautiful elbow, he threw it like an overhand right! I don’t like Chael, but he ate that shit like a bawse.
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by SentientAndroid on Jan 18, 2012 9:50 AM EST up reply actions
Watching these gifs
I am reminded just how FUCKING CRAZY NUTTY BALLS it was watching Sonnen pull this off.
I LOVE Andy
but he got rocked.
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by SentientAndroid on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah… this is a much easier matchup for Chael stylistically. I was concerned Munoz was going to derail the Anderson/Sonnen rematch, but those concerns have subsided.
I’m just not sure if chael has enough time to prepare his bisping smack talk to hype the fight properly. i think we’re getting short changed.
by YoungGun on Jan 17, 2012 9:14 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
What does Munoz do better than Sonnen?
by discoandherpes on Jan 17, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
And that's about it
Lesser wrestling, lesser chin, lesser striking, ect.
by discoandherpes on Jan 18, 2012 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
Hits harder…bad stylistic matchup (hard hitting wrestler) for Sonnen. Munoz beat Sonnen in collegiate wrestling. At the very least he’d be hard to control.
by Diz D on Jan 18, 2012 5:15 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nice
Sonnen ftw!!!
Maia vs Palhares???
by rscott94 on Jan 17, 2012 5:14 PM EST via mobile reply actions
that would be a GREAT fight
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That would probably be an awful stand up fight.
by truck on Jan 17, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Stand up?
What is this standup you speak of?
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by RolloTomasi on Jan 17, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That thing where Maia slowly throws punches with decent form, but little power.
…and Paul Harris throws ugly power shots in every direction.
by truck on Jan 17, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Where is mmaintellegence when it may as well be his happy moment
I m sorry for this change but i m still in for Chael. I think Dana wants someone to give a good old slap for the Count HAHA
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by gspmademegay on Jan 17, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
Awwwww thats so nice of you
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by Hardy's in your face on Jan 17, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
??? sum explanation pls
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by Hardy's in your face on Jan 17, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
Good lord
What I wouldn’t give for a mmaintellengence fanpost on how Bisping will tear Chael’s head off like a Mortal Kombat finisher

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by gspmademegay on Jan 17, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
I can’t fucking wait. I’m slightly bummed that it won’t be that Triple Header, but this is an awesome fight. The step down from Munoz to Bisping is going to be a breeze for Chael.
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Chael is going to truck him. It’s going to be an obliteration.
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by Tim Bernier on Jan 17, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
When's the last time Sonnen "obliterated" someone?
Sure, he beats guys convincingly, but (barring the Stann fight), he’s a decision machine.
Sonnen has sold himself so well
That people have bought it all. He’ll most likely win, but it probably won’t be pretty or all that violent
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He controlled that fight
But unless I’m mistaken (and I’m not) not only did Marquardt come closer to finishing the fight despite Sonnen being on top the whole time, he also managed to cut up Sonnen and avoid much damage from GnP.
Nate did more damage than sonnen
Nate should have won that fight but god forbid a wrestlefuck losses a round or two
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Nate should have won that fight
no chance, rewatch the fight
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by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Jan 17, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
nate got piss pounded for 3 rounds. yeah sonnen didn’t land any savage bombs through nates guard but he controlled him and was constantly striking. nate may not have been cut up but he definetly was hurting by the end. yes he almost got the guillotine but it didn’t work out.
by YoungGun on Jan 17, 2012 9:20 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
The first round was like a 10-8 round for Chael
Marquardt attempted like two guillotines and landed one elbow. Stop trolling. You couldn’t give a single round to Nate. 30-26.
by discoandherpes on Jan 17, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Everyone is so fucking blinded by their hatred of Sonnen that they forget what actually happens in his fights. Same thing happened with Jon Jones before his fight with Rampage.
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What?
Everyone except like three people are saying that Sonnen is going to destroy Bisping with no effort…. What are you reading?
I think my mistake was those three people are posting a lot of fucktarded comments in this thread. The results in 11 days will speak for themselves.
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A lot of fucktard comments like...
“Bisping has a 0% chance”
No-one is saying Bisping is definitely going to win, but there’s a few realistic people here recognising that Bisping actually does have a chance.
No, he's got negative chance
Bisping has a better shot of killing Chael with mind bullets than he does in an MMA fight.
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by RolloTomasi on Jan 17, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
How 'bout the power
to move you?
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by RolloTomasi on Jan 17, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
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by gzl5000 on Jan 17, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Young nasty man
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Completely agreed
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Bisping actually has two chances:
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by Skoobs on Jan 17, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Gee Skoobs that doesnt sound like much of a chance at all
by Art_Wanderlei on Jan 17, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry, I never miss a chance to quote Chick Hearn. But yeah, Bisping has not much of a chance at all.
this fight’s gonna be a lot closer than some of you think. Bisbing’s got better standup than Chael and his TDD is as good or better than Andy’s.
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That post*
I did not mean my post had so much fail. Kinda fucked up =/
by YPG on Jan 17, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ya your post failed so hard Chael learned how to reverse a triangle.
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by dandeman on Jan 17, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Outside of Hendo
(whose power Chael won’t recreate in all the punches he throws from now until the end of his life) who has really trucked Bisping?
I think Chael will probably do enough to win, but I’m not expecting any truckings.
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by Dave Strummer on Jan 17, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
Getting dominated for three (five?) rounds without hope of victory
…that is a trucking.
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I want to see BOTH Chael and Bisping get smashed back to back by Andy, but this is still a highly interesting bout. Is it 5 rounds?
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by SentientAndroid on Jan 17, 2012 5:16 PM EST reply actions
why would it be 5 rounds? Rashad/Davis is the main event
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by Our Bovine Public on Jan 17, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
Oh
ok
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by SentientAndroid on Jan 17, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
AND now at last Chael can again unleash his beast inside
he clearly doesnt really like Bisping
so should we come up with the " Im no Michael Bisping ? LOL
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Changing from a BJJ guy to a crazy power wrestler like Sonnen on 11 days notice is bad for Bisping
Also…PLEASE get Palhares to fight Maia
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Training BJJ for months and now fighting Sonnen...
…sounds like that could turn out fine to me.
But even if he had prepared for Chael for three months, IMO Bisping gets fitched.
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by Hushh on Jan 17, 2012 5:18 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
I don't normally do this cause I can't stand Sonnen but

Me > Ben Henderson
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by Krimson on Jan 17, 2012 5:18 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Before Tim asks, that’s Stann, not Thiago.
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by MicahtheCynic on Jan 17, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
HAHA i was wanting to write
Thiagooooooooooo :D
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Dude, Chael is going to skullfuck Bisping here.

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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 5:19 PM EST reply actions 13 recs
it will be great
and i think also for the PPV stats :)
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by Chris Groves on Jan 17, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
This is on Fox my friend
"You got Floyd Mayweather making 25 million dollars...he can't stop the double leg." - Nick Diaz
by Chris Groves on Jan 17, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
ahh yes thank you
anyways it will be great for the viewer stats :)
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Absolutely
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by Chris Groves on Jan 17, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
This is on Fox my friend
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by SentientAndroid on Jan 17, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's an adequate description
and gif
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I really wish that there was proper build up for this fight
The trash talk would have been beyond epic.
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Any update on Maia?
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Fucking awesome GIF, never seen that one before. My new celebration GIF. :)
Also, I hope Chael smashes Bisping and I really hope they can pull off Maia/Palhares in time.
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by RearNakedChoker on Jan 17, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions
Will this be the two most hated men in the UFC fighting?
I’m having a hard time thinking of anyone more disliked.
I really wanna see some good ’murca trash talk from Chael. Bisping is going to get pounded into the ground so hard…
I'd rather be trollin'.
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by Our Bovine Public on Jan 17, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
Kos gets up there, as do Tito and Mir
but yeah, I think this is for the despised crown.
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by Dave Strummer on Jan 17, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
Tito turned face after the Bader fight
don’t think he’s in the argument any longer
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Jon Jones?
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I bet Bisping
Regrets that little dig he took at Chael back in December after he beat Mayhem.
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by LebenByTriangle on Jan 17, 2012 5:20 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Bisping is FUCKED
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by Charles Awad on Jan 17, 2012 5:23 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
So incredibly fucked
I can’t even find the words for the destruction Chael is going to inflict upon him.
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions
And I cannot wait
It will be GLORIOUS.
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by Charles Awad on Jan 17, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
Jan 28th should be America's new birthday
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
HAHA for me double reasons
Oh poor Its Showtime and the Badr Hari – Gokhan Saki retirement fight supposed to be the biggest standup event of the decade will be probably brushed away in the US bc of this bout which just got HUGE within the last 20(?) mins
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by Horselover Fat on Jan 17, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
I heart this fight so much.
I should send a thank you note to Mark Munoz’s knee ligaments.
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well
you should already be sending a “sorry for your loss” note to Massenzio’s knee ligaments so another one would be appropriate.
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You should actually do that. Then post it and see if he writes back....
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I think you mean see if SHE writes back...
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by The so-called Beautiful on Jan 17, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure
why people are acting like this an easy fight for Chael. I know Bisping isn’t particularly spectacular at any one thing, but it’s not like Sonnen’s sub defense went from mediocre to competent with a win over Stann. Just because he reinvented his image doesn’t mean he’s reinvented his game.
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Probably because isping is waaaaaaaaaaay more disliked than Chael.
Also Chael looked pretty much unstoppable against Stann. Bisping looked somewhat vulnerable against Mayhem Miller’s wrestling (before he gassed)
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Dude
You just said Sonnen’s submission defense was mediocre, how is lasting almost twenty five minutes on the ground with Anderson Silva a bad thing?
Chael’s got some high level jits, bro
I believe in Chael Sonnen.
by WanderChe on Jan 17, 2012 6:53 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
how is lasting almost twenty five minutes on the ground with Anderson Silva a bad thing?
The bolded part.
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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 17, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
You cant blame him for the Maia sub. Maia executed that whole sequence flawlessly. The sub to AS was just a mental lapse that he’s been working on. Chael’s sub and sub defense skills are plenty good enough for Bisping at this point in his career.
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by Hardy's in your face on Jan 17, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
He mentally lapsed on Jeremy Horn 3 times?
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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 17, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Horn only submitted him twice, but yes, the same Jeremy Horn with 60 sub wins. People discredit his sub defense, but the majority of his submission losses are very high level MMA grapplers. People claim he has shoddy sub defense while quoting losses to Silva, Filho, Sobral, Horn, and Maia.
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He has 11 losses
8 are by sub. Distinguished grapplers such as Forrest Griffin and Trevor Prangley have submitted him.
You realize the fact that he has been submitted by every Brazilian he’s faced isn’t proof that he’s a good grappler, right?
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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 17, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
people improve over time. chael is a good grappler that much is obvious. the whole point of my comment was that Bisping doesn’t have the goods to tap Chael.
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by Hardy's in your face on Jan 17, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
ahhh man, you're taking me a bit too seriously
I don’t think Bisping has what it takes either. I predict a fairly pedestrian UD for Chael.
My point is Chael sucks because fuck Chael.
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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 17, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I just wish Chael haters could keep their views on his personality from biasing their views on his MMA.
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And someone's beaten up
Someone's beaten up
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lol
I think he’s a good wrestler with shitty sub defence… I resent the fact that the majority of his game (imo) is based around top control and gaming the URs.
Must be blind hatred.
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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 18, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
He clearly beat Stann, Marquardt, Okami, Dan Miller, and Paulo Filho (the second time) regardless of how you interpret judging criteria.
You either didn’t see the fights or you’re letting your opinions of Sonnen’s personality (and rap sheet, in and out of MMA) change how you see them, which makes any discussion with you an exercise in futility.
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And someone's beaten up
Someone's beaten up
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what are you even replying to?
Where did I comment about any of those wins? You are straight making shit up to argue about at this point.
I don’t like his fighting style in general. I don’t like the shit that comes out of his mouth in particular. And I find it hilarious that once he found a “voice” alot of MMA fans think he’s some world beater…. he’s the same grinder with shitty sub defense to me.
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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 19, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions
So being vague lets you deny later?
What does “gaming the unified rules” mean to you? Sonnen doesn’t do things like intentionally keeping one hand on the ground to avoid being kneed. Obviously you’re talking about exploiting overvalued takedowns and top control to win rounds. But I’ve seen Sonnen’s last five or so decisions and he earned them all regardless of that.
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stop arguing with the voices in your head, please
So being vague lets you deny later?
What does "gaming the unified rules" mean to you?
Obviously you’re talking about exploiting overvalued takedowns and top control to win rounds.
How was I being vague, if it turns out you knew exactly what I meant? Do you read what you write before you post?
But I’ve seen Sonnen’s last five or so decisions and he earned them all regardless of that.
I never said otherwise. I never said any of the other guys deserved the win in those fights under the current scoring criteria. So you can stop talking about it, unless the voices in your head compel you to.
I just think that if the URs were clarified or reemphasized away from control to damage, guys like Sonnen wouldn’t fight the way they do today. I don’t like wrestlers who come in planning to pin their opponents (either to the floor or the cage) as their path to victory. I LOVE wrestlers who come in to try to end the fight.
But holding that opinion obvsiously makes me a fanatic, and not worth discussing MMA with… Which is why you’ve spent so much time rebutting the voices in your head instead of what I’ve written.
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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 20, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Help me wrap my head around it.
You think I suffer from psychosis because I misinterpreted your post, then also inexplicably accuse me of misusing the term vague on grounds that – as the rest of the post clearly shows – my interpretation was spot-on all along.
My entire point is that Sonnen won his last five decisions based on damage based scoring too (please watch the fights?), so I don’t think the unified rules are responsible for his style, Einstein.
I will never be able to take another argument with you 10% seriously ever again.
Why fake laugh at jokes in the workplace? Shouldn't we be encouraging people to up their humour game?
if you are not ESL, I feel sorry for you
and I’ll try to help you out, but you can’t even follow your own arguments.
ME: I resent the fact that the majority of his game (imo) is based around top control and gaming the URs.
YOU: He clearly beat Stann, Marquardt, Okami, Dan Miller, and Paulo Filho (the second time) regardless of how you interpret judging criteria.
ME: what are you even replying to? Where did I comment about any of those wins? You are straight making shit up to argue about at this point.
YOU: So being vague lets you deny later?
you think I’m being vague, but thats because you think I’m talking about Chael’s last couple of fights… except I wasn’t talking about those fights, just grinding in general. Which you almost seem to understand, but then keep talking about fights and arguing with me like you know what I think about them.
You think I suffer from psychosis because I misinterpreted your post, then also inexplicably accuse me of misusing the term vague on grounds that – as the rest of the post clearly shows – my interpretation was spot-on all along.
I think you hear vioces that aren’t there because you are arguing about things I never said- Like Sonnen didn’t win those fights or his opponents were robbed.
My entire point is that Sonnen won his last five decisions based on damage based scoring too (please watch the fights?), so I don’t think the unified rules are responsible for his style, Einstein.
I’m of the opinion that damage based scoring/reffing would have led to more standups in Chaels fights, and possibly points deducted for stalling (and regardless of your opinion, I think Chael stalls). You realize a change in the rules would force fighters to adjust their gameplans, right?
I posted my opinion on “grinding” as a “fighting” style. If you can’t stand that that is what I think… maybe you shouldn’t get so wound up about my opinion to the point you find yourself arguing over points I never made.
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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 20, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions
I haven't claimed that I expect him to take gold in the absolute division at the ADCC
But he wasn’t submitted by Joe Schmoe and Billy Bob Williams out at Wild Bill’s Fight Night. I was simply saying that most of the men that submitted him were high level black belts, far above Bisping’s level. If you want to tell me that Bisping has better submission abilities than any of those Brazilians, then please explain your logic. Also concerning the Forrest and Prangley submissions, I wouldn’t doubt that he has improved his submission defense in the nine years since those bouts.
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I just enjoy shitting on Chael. Why?
My point is Chael sucks because fuck Chael.
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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 17, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
Fair enough
I can accept irrational hate, as long as people admit that it’s irrational hate.
"I knew I hurt him cause when I throw the elbow he went ugghh" - GSP
It's rational to hate Sonnen
1. Anderson Silva is waiting for you to punch him.
2. That guy is Anderson Silva.
3. Don't fucking punch that guy.
by Chris Barton on Jan 18, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
That Maia throw-to-mount-to-sub was a work of art
One of my favorite submissions of all time.
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Does anyone actually expect Bisping to beat Sonnen?
by LeDuc on Jan 17, 2012 5:25 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Nah i dont really think so
..
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Did anyone expect Edgar to beat Penn? Or Lauzon to beat Guillard? Or Tito to beat Bader?
Crazier thing have happened than one top 5 fighter beating another.
yeah but still
tell me Bisping’s path to victory.
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
Triangle choke
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by Henrique on Jan 17, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
hahaha
but still, no.
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
if he attempts a knee
he spends the rest of the round on his back
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
If he steps in the cage with Sonnen
he spends the rest of the fight on his back.
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by RolloTomasi on Jan 17, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
If he turns around
The Chael spends the rest of the fight on his back!
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Back mount, son.
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by Zachary Kater on Jan 17, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
Whoa, that could be a sweet lateral thinking puzzle...
Sonnen and Bisping fight, yet Sonnen is on his back for the majority of the bout. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE???
Also, if there is a puddle in the ring, someone used an ice bullet.
in all seriousness?
Good TDD, good scramble, better technical boxing. If Bisping can frustrate a good percentage of takedowns, get back up quick, and pepper Chael with strikes, he could conceivably UD the UD master. It’s not like either of them are great finishers.
I’ll pick Chael to win all day, but I won’t be stunned if Bisping finds a way. He’s pretty good at this MMA business.
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by Dave Strummer on Jan 18, 2012 7:02 AM EST up reply actions
Ya we do or you dont but we do even though you dont.
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by Luke Thomas on Jan 5, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
Your sig...

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by Zachary Kater on Jan 17, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Are you afraid, please let the fear consume you. AHHHHHH!!!!!!
I’ll rec it too.
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by Luke Thomas on Jan 5, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe Snowden?
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by MicahtheCynic on Jan 17, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
or Forrest?
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mmaintellegence
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by gspmademegay on Jan 17, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
Chael cant be stopped. 2012 is Sonnens year. Yall tryna fade him, but Bisping bout to get run through.
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by mountaineers101 on Jan 17, 2012 5:25 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
psychowhite
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^^^ this is a must from now on...
Too funny…
by Atomic Salmon on Jan 18, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
Bisping has zero chance of victory
If Maia had that Munoz decision go his way I’d rather see Maia vs. Sonnen II.
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People really like to say dumb things don't they?
Bisping has zero chance of victory
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Fine, he has minimal chance. Do you want me to be more serious?
What does Bisping have for Sonnen? He’s got much better boxing than Chael and has one of the best boxers in MW. But that’s about it. He’s a notoriously slow-starter and Chael is more than capable of grinding him out in three rounds.
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
Chael is more than capable of grinding him out in three rounds.
I don’t think that’s true
1. Anderson Silva is waiting for you to punch him.
2. That guy is Anderson Silva.
3. Don't fucking punch that guy.
by Chris Barton on Jan 17, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
Bisping has a solid ground game, is good off his back, good at creating scrambles. Once he gets his timing and rhythm he’s great at sticking a fighter at the end of his jab and out pointing him.
I get that people don’t like Bisping, but he’s not some scrub being led to the slaughter. I’m picking Sonnen to win, but he lets people he has beat back into fights, and it can cost him.
"Everyone has a plan until they’ve been hit."
~ Joe Lewis
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Oh don't get me wrong I don't hate Bisping as a fighter
But unless he can keep it on the feet and get into Chael’s range the whole fight I don’t see a victory for The Count.
If Bisping beats Sonnen I’ll laugh my ass off because Silva vs. Bisping would be one hell of a mismatch.
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by SSreporters on Jan 17, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I can see Chael winning the first round and then Bisping finding the range needed to stop the shot and winning the second and third. This isn’t the squash match you and so many others seem to be painting it as.
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a fun mismatch though!
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by gspmademegay on Jan 17, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions
not that it's relevant but
Who would you guys pick in a Bisping vs Stann matchup?
by TheDreadedMarco on Jan 17, 2012 5:42 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Bisping, all day everyday. Stann has that big one punch but Mike is the better fighter.
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Same couldve been said about Hendo..
by TheDreadedMarco on Jan 17, 2012 5:46 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Did you just compare Dan Henderson to Brian Stann?
GTFO
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by Worldisart on Jan 17, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs

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by Victor Rodriguez on Jan 17, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
Part of me is rooting for Bisping…just to see him fight Anderson.
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by mountaineers101 on Jan 17, 2012 5:30 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Shoot that part of you in the head.
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by RolloTomasi on Jan 17, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
Dude, we'd get the most epic knockout ever.
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by MicahtheCynic on Jan 17, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
i would love for Anderson to drop him and let him up. Just so I can see the look of terror on Bisping’s face.
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
The Anderson multiplier
Anderson scores a knockdown
Opponent stands up seeing two Andersons
Both Andersons kick his ass
by LBo on Jan 17, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
If this happened to me I would scale the cage, run into the locker room and do exactly this for an extended period of time

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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Is that Forest?
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by Our Bovine Public on Jan 17, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
it’s cool how the box continually vomits out a cookie for him
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by Anthony Pace on Jan 17, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
omg that show...
I’d forgotten/repressed all memory of it
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by T.P. Grant on Jan 17, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I LOVE THAT SHOW
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions
What show is that? It looks familiar
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by Horselover Fat on Jan 17, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
Drawn Together
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
Ohhh! That weirdo cartoon character rehab reality show thing! Yeah, that was pretty funny actually, had forgotten all about it.
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by Horselover Fat on Jan 17, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions
LOL!
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by SentientAndroid on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
Only way Bisping gets a title shot is if he whines his way into it after Chael beats him and pisses hot.
Looking forward to him finally getting a reality check on where he stands. But like you said… if he did somehow get past Chael, the inevitable destruction at the hands of Anderson would be well worth it.
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by RolloTomasi on Jan 17, 2012 5:30 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
let the epic trashtalk begin!
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by Our Bovine Public on Jan 17, 2012 5:30 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
2 weeks is not enough
we needed like 3 months of it
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
Chael has two weeks
He will be unleashed and Bisping will be pissed
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Just as long as Chael makes cringw worthy videos ridiculing Bisping and his whole family
We should be fine
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by Our Bovine Public on Jan 17, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions
The shit talking for this fight may very possibley be more than we've ever witnessed
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by AfroSamurai on Jan 17, 2012 5:31 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Yeah, this is indeed a win. Had both Munoz and Maia won (a far outside shot, but a possibility) the MW division would be in some serious trouble as far as the next contender goes. Either man winning this one makes for a perfectly fine challenger.
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I think with GSP and Lesnar out its Chael who is the biggest ace of the UFC
at the moment. That magnetic force
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Bisping with a full camp has a shot
But in a short camp where he cant drill subs from his back for months does he have anything that can slow down the Chael-dozer?
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by mountaineers101 on Jan 17, 2012 5:34 PM EST reply actions 10 recs
Bisping is dead
GSP was the UFC Welterweight champion, until he took an arrow in the knee.
Been there
done that.

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by RolloTomasi on Jan 17, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Holy fuck that made me lol
The arms make it look like he’s mid dance
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by WanderChe on Jan 17, 2012 6:58 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Fucking KJ drilled Jorge after the bell there. Having said that, Chael is gonna run through Bisbitch. No problem.
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by purplehazelett on Jan 18, 2012 3:56 AM EST up reply actions
I’d bet money that they book Palharas vs Maia… They’re usually pretty good at booking the fights people want.
by LeDuc on Jan 17, 2012 5:35 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Over/under on how long it will take Bisping to shit himself when he sees this on top of him?

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by mountaineers101 on Jan 17, 2012 5:35 PM EST reply actions
Bisping has a crippling fear of broken images
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
’Tis just a regular image. Of Chael with a hulk face.
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by mountaineers101 on Jan 17, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
I'll laugh so hard when Bisping triangle chokes him
and then gets murderized by Anderson
Win-Win
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Bisping does really well against wrestlers
He’s beaten a good MMA wrestler in Hamill and should have beaten a great MMA wrestler in Rashad. Mike’s only gotten better with his footwork and TD defense. This smells like an upset.
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damn.....mentioning the Hamill fight in your defense of Bisping.
very interesting.
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
He won that fight
it was just super close. Chael is an amazing MMA wrestler and should be the favorite, but Bisping is a real live dog here. He is super aggressive off his back and is hard as fuck to takedown.
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by Chris Barton on Jan 17, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
On any other country's soil, he lost that fight.
but anyways moving on from that…..
Chael is by far the best wrestler Bisping has ever faced. I think if the same Chael shows up against him that showed up against Stann, Bisping gets trucked
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
The one judge who scored it for Hamill was the only British judge
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the others just wanted to get out of the country safely
thanks for fucking my point up dude. sometimes weird things happen
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
You know
a number of MMA websites scored that fight for Bisping?
1. Anderson Silva is waiting for you to punch him.
2. That guy is Anderson Silva.
3. Don't fucking punch that guy.
by Chris Barton on Jan 17, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
So? Some people say cucumbers taste better pickled!
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Saying Bisping won that fight
is more akin to saying the world is flat. Did those “MMA websites” have Nick Ring beating Fukuda too?
Nobody likes an exagerator.
1. Anderson Silva is waiting for you to punch him.
2. That guy is Anderson Silva.
3. Don't fucking punch that guy.
by Chris Barton on Jan 17, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions
They do
But it indicates that a good amount of knowledgeable people scored the fight for Bisping. Which should indicate it was close.
1. Anderson Silva is waiting for you to punch him.
2. That guy is Anderson Silva.
3. Don't fucking punch that guy.
by Chris Barton on Jan 17, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions
Im not saying it wasnt close.
i just thought it was a clear 29-28 for Hamill. Just my opinion
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
"Huh?...Huh?"
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by NickRingp4pGOAT on Jan 18, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
He did
it was close, but he did. He “won” the Rashad fight even more convincingly, which is even more impressive.
1. Anderson Silva is waiting for you to punch him.
2. That guy is Anderson Silva.
3. Don't fucking punch that guy.
by Chris Barton on Jan 17, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions
I’m with you.. Bisping actually has great takedown defense, and is really good at getting back up to his feet when taken down. Will it be enough to stop Sonnen? Probably not, but it could be closer than what most are giving him credit for.
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by Horselover Fat on Jan 17, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
Exactly
1. Anderson Silva is waiting for you to punch him.
2. That guy is Anderson Silva.
3. Don't fucking punch that guy.
by Chris Barton on Jan 17, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions
Bisping has good takedown defense
Not great takedown defense. He’s currently sitting at 64% on FightMetric, which puts him in the same range as Demian Maia and Nick Diaz. He’s been taken down by such wrestling luminaries as Wanderlei Silva, Dan Miller, and Chris Leben, not to mention the schoolings he received from Hamill and Rashad (6 each). He’s good, but he’s a long way from Jose Aldo territory.
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by Patrick Wyman on Jan 17, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
Good point! Still I think he has a better chance than no chance at all, like some are arguing.
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by Horselover Fat on Jan 17, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
of course he has what we're doing here is to hype the fight umm for us fans LOL
in real anyone in a fight has a chance. What s chaels big opportunity here is that the best way to take him out is by submission and in the case of Bisping its not likely to happen.
btw i like this hyping i have never seen fans so glad for a contender change. Was there any other condenter change as famous as this one???
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Yeah I get that, I just.. I guess I don’t hate Bisping quite as much as most folks, so when I see all the hate he gets I sometimes revert to defending him! Just to balance things out a little.
Well, hmm.. it has definitely happened a couple of times, when people got injured and the new match-up became a better one. At the top of my head, what I can come to think about right now is the whole Diaz / Condit / Penn / GSP switcharoo a few months ago had some good and bad turns. We got to see Diaz vs Penn which was fucking epic, and now soon we get to see Condit vs Diaz which is a dream match-up too. All those guys are ultra-violent fan favorites, so matching them up with each other pleases many. Still sucks that GSP is injured of course, but at least there are some cool fights in the mean time!
Oh and people were really looking forward to Condit vs Penn too I guess, that didn’t happen.
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by Horselover Fat on Jan 17, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
Very true
Like you pointed out, I think the key is his scrambling, more than his TDD per se. Submitting Sonnen from his back is a pipe dream; Sonnen rightfully gets flak for his sub defense, but the guys who’ve managed to submit him are all extremely technical, high-level black belts, and Bisping doesn’t fall into that category.
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by Patrick Wyman on Jan 17, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, exactly, even if he gets taken down he’s a tricky bugger to keep on the floor for long. I don’t see him posing any submission threats either. His only chance will be his usually tactic of sprawl and brawl – ie prancing around the cage throwing pitter patter punches and keeping his opponent at distance. If he gets taken down, he need to focus on getting up, up, up.
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by Horselover Fat on Jan 17, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
It's not only TDD though
Also, how fast he scrambles back up. I guess many of the TD that are scored against Bisping in those stats had him on his back for all of twenty seconds. These numbers alone do not tell the whole story.
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Bisping doesn't have great tdd
He has great scrambling ability.
by discoandherpes on Jan 17, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
Chael won't need to be able to control Bisping on the ground.
Cause even if Bisping can get back up to his feet, he’ll just get taken down again. And again, and again, and again.
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by pud333 on Jan 17, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I know we have been saying it about Maia but I just have a picture for him and what his future should be

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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 5:37 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Epic tree stub, bro
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by Horselover Fat on Jan 17, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
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by Garbanzo on Jan 17, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
The British hero is going to dish out the beating that the US judiciary refused to on this American criminal.
I have one fear with how this fight plays out
But SB Nation could always launch a new MMA site called Watch Bisping Run.
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by KJ Gould on Jan 17, 2012 5:38 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Sorry, one more and I am done.

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by mountaineers101 on Jan 17, 2012 5:38 PM EST reply actions 18 recs
Does anyone know if Maia has a replacement fight coming?
Because they can’t willingly promote Nik Lentz to the main card.
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Has everyone forgotten the Bisping\Evans fight?
Cuz that fight was close and Evans almost exclusively tried to wrestle Bisping. I know Evans won, but it could have gone either way. What’s Chael’s game plan again?
Bisping is a live dog, if he can stay on his feet he’ll win a decision easily.
Winter is coming...
Sonnen can clinch and suplex if he needs to
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If Sonnen can't take Bisping down he should hang it up on the spot
that’s what he does, the man’s a specialist, and if he can dump Okami on his head he can probably chuck The Count clear out of the octagon.
Why?
Bisping is notoriously hard to takedown.
1. Anderson Silva is waiting for you to punch him.
2. That guy is Anderson Silva.
3. Don't fucking punch that guy.
by Chris Barton on Jan 17, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions
The last time he was really challenged in that department was by Hamill and Evans
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And since then
Bisping’s been taken down by Leben, Miller, and Wanderlei, none of whom exactly qualifies as an elite wrestler.
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by Patrick Wyman on Jan 17, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Wanderlei didn't do it with wrestling though
He used those sexy cut kicks
by Shaun32887 on Jan 18, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
chael’snever been outstruck and i can actually see him landing a few good shots particualry since he will have a nice reach advantage to exploit/
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by Hardy's in your face on Jan 17, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
Sonnen is probably bigger than Evans
And a better wrestler to boot. He is going to clinch up with Bisping (with no fear of the power shot), grind him and take him down and frustrate Bisping like he normally does.
by discoandherpes on Jan 17, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
Odds Predictions?
I say Sonnen will open at -200 and then stretches to out to closer to -300. Chael is gonna make me mad $$$
by MuyThaiGroinAssault on Jan 17, 2012 5:40 PM EST reply actions
much bigger. he’s -450 and Bis is +325 at Bovada (used to be bodog)
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by Hardy's in your face on Jan 18, 2012 2:33 AM EST up reply actions
The only negative about how this fight came to fruition
is that we won’t get to hear the months and months of epic smack talk between these two.
.

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by T.C. Engel on Jan 17, 2012 5:43 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
I dont get why
The Leben and Maia fights were both awesome
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should i be worried that that turns me on a little?
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by gspmademegay on Jan 17, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions
I would be
we all know gspmadeyougay
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My ribs hurt.
by RolloTomasi on Jan 17, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
looks like a volcano erupting or something.
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by gspmademegay on Jan 17, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
she has a massive mouth
could be put to good use
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by Our Bovine Public on Jan 17, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Looks like a shark attack re-enactment.
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by NickRingp4pGOAT on Jan 18, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
A little crazy is good in bed
just make sure you’re gone before she wakes up, and she has no idea who you are
That's...
Exactly how rufies work.
by cardioless on Jan 18, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I can't wait to watch
Chael turn bispings GNP a hole in Bispings face
I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
It's funny
When fighting anyone else, Chael has pillow fists but fighting someone who everyone hates? All of a sudden he’s a goddamned wrecking machine.
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by Worldisart on Jan 17, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Even funnier
Bisping is a wrecking machine against nobody
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by IRodC on Jan 17, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Thats funny
An 82% finishing rate would disagree
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by sitnam90 on Jan 17, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I’ve never thought he had pillow fists. He ground n pounds the shit out of people.
I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
Really?
Like who?
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by NickRingp4pGOAT on Jan 18, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
I know right virtually all of Sonnen's wins are TKOs from the guard
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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 17, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I just rewatched Full Metal Jacket
Classic shit.
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My ribs hurt.
by RolloTomasi on Jan 17, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
.
“That’s right Private Pyle, don’t make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle course! If god we’re here he would’ve miracled your ass!”
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My ribs hurt.
by RolloTomasi on Jan 17, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh yeah Chael hasn't TKOed anyone since Kyascey Uscola, the guy who had his balls bitten by pit bulls
Even when he was pounding Anderson it was Chael who looked more beat up than Silva.
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by gspmademegay on Jan 17, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sure he can try but, ChuckECheese's is still the new UFC.
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by NickRingp4pGOAT on Jan 18, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
Bisping takes this 80% of the time
He’d win it 8 out of 12!
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by SSreporters on Jan 17, 2012 5:51 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
If you don't agree
You are nothing but a southern puff
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80% of the time
he wins everytime.
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My ribs hurt.
by RolloTomasi on Jan 17, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Can BE make amends with Shane Carwin?
I need an engineer to go in there and make the Octagon collapse the exact moment these two step in together. If Dan Miragliotta has to be collateral, so be it.
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Let's hope this happens
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7Jj18XVk6E&feature=related
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although
it would’ve been cool if CM Punk was still gonna come out with Chael and Bisping came out with William Regal
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Goddamn, do I love some William Regal

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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
i was just gonna reply
‘is william regal’ a psuedonim for earl montclair?’
then i saw who i was replying to.
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by gspmademegay on Jan 17, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
He never got the respect he deserved
Really a complete performer. His recent match with Daniel Bryan on WWE Superstars is probably the best match since Punk/Cena from the summer.
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by Anthony Pace on Jan 17, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions
link?
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
http://www.cagesideseats.com/2011/11/11/2554324/video-wwe-superstars-from-thurs-nov-10-2011
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by Anthony Pace on Jan 17, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
thank you kind sir and yeah
Regal is completely underappreciated. Dude can do it all
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
I remember hating him as a kid
He was such a great heel.
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by Anthony Pace on Jan 17, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
I respect you for not besmirching his good name.
I've got something to say; it better to burn out than to fade away!!!
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You're an idiot.
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by Luke Thomas on Jan 5, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
Regal + Jericho was so money
will never forget Y2J pissing in Regal’s tea
"There's a huge difference. Politics is a dirty game. We have our rules in boxing. In politics, no rules. Especially a young democracy like Ukraine. It's more like MMA." -- Vitali Klitschko
by Anthony Pace on Jan 17, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
oh man, get these guys on a countdown show STAT
C. Montgomery Hunt: One of the greatest heroes in American history.
Cheal sonnen is batman! he's gonna own bisping!

by Roark182 on Jan 17, 2012 5:57 PM EST reply actions 19 recs
What
the
fuck?
Learn JiuJitsu.
Semper Fi'
My ribs hurt.
by RolloTomasi on Jan 17, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
lol what the hell is this?
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions
There are no words for this.
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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 17, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions
like being trolled by mmamania charles bukowski.
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by gspmademegay on Jan 17, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions
This is the dumbest comment I've read today!
You’re living in a van down by the river player. Wake up!
"[Lay and pray] refers to a mixed martial artist who lays on you and prays no one gets a boner." - Seanbaby (Cracked.com)
At first
I thought this was areyouforreal’s epic story in print
Quietly leading Cecil Peoples Champs to victory and beyond.
All in the game yo, all in the game
by Our Bovine Public on Jan 17, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I want to read more.
Politics is just one big ass blast.
by Rolandando on Jan 17, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Sadly
so do I…
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Jan 18, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
Learn JiuJitsu.
Semper Fi'
My ribs hurt.
by RolloTomasi on Jan 17, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
GREAT
we get an awesome fight and I just had a Batgasm. I quit
by TheDreadedMarco on Jan 17, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions
What the fuck is this?
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Draft number: 72.
by Sweet Scientist on Jan 17, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions
Man reading that made me so horny
I’m ready for some Batman dick
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by Horselover Fat on Jan 17, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions
I tried to find what the hell this was from. Its gonna be difficult to explain why I was googling “Book where Batman ass rapes a guy while a girl watches and touches herself”
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All in the game yo, all in the game
by Our Bovine Public on Jan 17, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The authors name “J Milligan” at the top of the page could be a clue.
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by Horselover Fat on Jan 17, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
Batgasm 4 life!
Oh no you didn't.--Nick Ring
by NickRingp4pGOAT on Jan 18, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
was thinking that might have been it
From his website: JACK FISH is a wild ride through a groovy new novelist’s imagination. J Milligan is here to stay.
-JAMES ELLROY
Quietly leading Cecil Peoples Champs to victory and beyond.
All in the game yo, all in the game
by Our Bovine Public on Jan 17, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
That was the first result I got as well
But the synopsis and the reviews simply overlook over the horrible horror that is inside. Strangely, I really want to read this book now.
From the Amazon page
"Zany, bouncy, endlessly droll. . . . Through the eyes of a true foreigner New York seems more grimy, eccentric, and alive than ever."—Publishers Weekly
Every review is positive, including the reader reviews.
Actually does sound kind of interesting..
See and learn the secret death touch!
by Horselover Fat on Jan 17, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
This may sound odd, but the guy who wrote this probably knows what he’s doing. It’s not randomly bad writing, it’s a decent writer writing absurdly.
Also I did some looking around and he wrote/directed this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkd5dJIVjgM
How does one go from writing for Sesame Street
to writing (and publishing) a weird book with Batman jumping out of an armoire and fucking you in the ass?
by GreyedOut on Jan 18, 2012 4:13 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
One of the reviews on Amazon is simply:
My boss wrote this book. Fascinating
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All in the game yo, all in the game
by Our Bovine Public on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I want to go to Wikipedia and read up on it
but I can’t :(
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Jan 18, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
fucking SOPA
Quietly leading Cecil Peoples Champs to victory and beyond.
All in the game yo, all in the game
by Our Bovine Public on Jan 18, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
"I mean like I just shat Batman, you know what I mean?"
The next person to lose a sig bet should have to use part of this page.
by Balrog on Jan 17, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
why did i read this
I knew it was going to be bad and now I wont sleep tonight
Seriously don't take me serious. Seriously....
Did Rampage show up for your wife?
Ahoy-hoy.
Last round pick of the Filipino Reccing Machines
"Why fear death? I don’t need anything, I don’t have anything, I don’t want anything. I think it’s silly for somebody to be scared of dying. One should be afraid of being born. I have already told my children when I die I want a party, with no alcohol, no hell raising [general laughter]. But I want a party with music, food… I don’t know if you guys believe in reincarnation, but we all go and come back until the day we no longer have to return. My brother [Carlos Gracie, already deceased] used to say the fellow only stops returning to Earth when he mingles with the Whole. Even when you’re thinking just a little bit wrongly, you come back to continue evolving. Hell, my friends, is right here on Earth." - Helio Gracie
by Sugel Mendoza on Jan 17, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
...
tha’ fuck?
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Jan 18, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah!

"[Lay and pray] refers to a mixed martial artist who lays on you and prays no one gets a boner." - Seanbaby (Cracked.com)
by dajulzta on Jan 17, 2012 6:00 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Bocha Bocha Bocha!
Learn JiuJitsu.
Semper Fi'
My ribs hurt.
by RolloTomasi on Jan 17, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Vai morrer I think.
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by Sweet Scientist on Jan 17, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
I never thought i would root for bisping
so there, i’m rooting for bisping.
he fought evenly with rashad, he might take this.
jan 28th isnt that far away, not alot of time for preperation
I am willing to test myself against the toughest fighters in the world, in front of hundreds of thousands or even millions of fans, over and over again. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but I always come to fight. I've been doing this for the past fourteen years, and I have at least a few more strong years left in me. What have you done in the past fourteen years other than act like a moron on this forum and hang on Anderson's nuts? - Dan Henderson.
Ugg, i guess the UFC is forcing me to root for Bisping, I never thought i would, but refuse to root for sonnen
i just hope that when they are fighting Paul Harris jumps into the cage, rips both their legs off and gets the title shot instead
by darkotto23 on Jan 17, 2012 6:15 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
he did?!?!?!
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
hell yeah!
This is why having a cool black guy president that smokes cigarettes and plays basketball is so awesome. well this and tons of other reasons.
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 17, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HA HA HA. Victory

Bleed SOPA
I've got something to say; it better to burn out than to fade away!!!
I'm still waiting for my CM Punk WWE Ice Cream Bar.
Go Chargers (oh yeah I said that)
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It would lead me to believe that @bisping must have pissed off @danawhite something fierce. RT @drjamezkelske: @danhendo just out of curiosity, if the #ufc comes to you and asks you to fight Bisping again how do you respond?" -Dan Henderson
You're an idiot.
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by Luke Thomas on Jan 5, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
by dandeman on Jan 17, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What a splendid idea!
I’m not resting until I’m officially Anderson Silva status.- Jon "Bones" Jones
Chael by Unanimous Decision
Yeah I know, I’m way out there with this pick
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
Hahahahahahaha
Bisping is going to break into Chael’s house and murder him in his sleep. I mean, if he thought Jorge Rivera was bad…
Much better fight!!!
Chael will win this fight for sure. The count is gonna get punched in the face on the ground a lot! Can’t wait to see this fight!
i think he deeply looks down on Bisping
or at least he acts as if he was.. we can never know..
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Bisping was the first to start the verbal fight quote below:
" unlucky for Chael Sonnen I m fighting him next week"
Chael Sonnen’s best weapon is his mouth and thats something that’s going to be absolutely useless in this fight"
Chaels response:
Im going to knock the teeth out of this snot nosed Brit who calls himself royalty, who calls himself a count . I m MMA royalty and America will tune into the Chael Sonnen Show.. "
ok that was the very last time i have quoted anything from twitter lol
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by szanpan on Jan 17, 2012 6:30 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
So it begins...
"You got Floyd Mayweather making 25 million dollars...he can't stop the double leg." - Nick Diaz
by Chris Groves on Jan 17, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
btw
If anyone has Dana on facebook read some of the comments underneath this post. Quality
Quietly leading Cecil Peoples Champs to victory and beyond.
All in the game yo, all in the game
by Our Bovine Public on Jan 17, 2012 6:32 PM EST reply actions
well shit
if Sonnen’s paperwork is in order, this a huge boon for him. Bisping has underrated defensive wrestling, but Sonnen clearly has the edge in this fight.
To have a Cannae you must have a Varo
-George Patton
"The complete man must work, study and wrestle."
-Aristotle
New Fight
Why not make Sonnen fight Hendo? He has been itching for a title shot and is looking better than ever. This fight makes no sense to me at this point. Sonnen will eat Bisping alive. Not because Sonnen is so great, because Bisping is so bad
Especially not on two weeks notice
"A belt only covers two inches of your ****and the rest you need to back up on your own." Royce Gracie (allegedly...I just read it somewhere and thought it was cool for my sig!)
Aren’t they both Quest guys? Or is Hendo suing them? I forget
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by Our Bovine Public on Jan 17, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
i remember Sonnen saying in an interview that he wouldn't fight Hendo, Linland or Leben because they are all team Quest guys
How long ago was this?
Weren’t their camps suing each other?
Maia can beat both Vitor and Palhares.
by The Don Mega on Jan 17, 2012 6:43 PM EST via mobile reply actions
he could, but most likely he wouldn't
let’s face it Maia isn’t going to take Vitor down, and even if he manages to get Paul Harris down he would match him tit for that on the ground
:/
He can of course, but more than likely Vitor would starch him and on the feet against Rousimar they’d be fairly even. I’d probably give the advantage on the feet to Rousimar due to his power advantage and on the ground I assume that they’d be even, but even there I’d give Rousimar a slight advantage due to his strength.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Jan 18, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions
Circumstances force them to book the fight they should have made in the first place.
Sonnen vs Bisping is a win-win situtation with either being a great, marketable challenger for the title. No one cares about Mark Munoz.
How can you say that, he’s a lovely guy. I care, Munoz….
Apologies for having to big up anybody from England....screw Scotland
by UK MMA MAN on Jan 17, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I care Munoz too
noone even wished him " Get Well" or sent him any postcards, ecards or whatever
as for me i dont even know what happenned with him.. was it a banana?
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How the fck u supposed to hurt your elbow with a banana?
Apologies for having to big up anybody from England....screw Scotland
you slip on the banana and land on your elbow
Do they not have Looney Tunes in the UK?
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by The Lethal Haze on Jan 17, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
No, aint u ever seen a brit’s teeth? we use the face to break the fall
Apologies for having to big up anybody from England....screw Scotland
by UK MMA MAN on Jan 17, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Didn’t Rashad have trouble taking Bisping down? This may be a closer fight than people realise.
Don't follow in my footsteps I walk into walls
Yep
1. Anderson Silva is waiting for you to punch him.
2. That guy is Anderson Silva.
3. Don't fucking punch that guy.
by Chris Barton on Jan 17, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
but this is Chael Sonnen we’re talking about. this is a whole nother level of pimpin’.
'Would you kindly head to Ryan's office and kill the son of a bitch?'
-Atlas
by Victor Rodriguez on Jan 17, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
Rashad should try 185 sometime
Because Evnas/Sonnen sounds amazing
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- T-Rex
i’ve been thinking that for a while. i’d love to see it happen at 185 or 205.
'Would you kindly head to Ryan's office and kill the son of a bitch?'
-Atlas
by Victor Rodriguez on Jan 18, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know how I feel about this fight
I hate both of them and I want to see them hurt.
Double ko?
by av1o3 on Jan 17, 2012 7:02 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
This is terrible news.
Half of my brain is telling me to root for Bisping so that Anderson can rape him, the other half is telling me i should never root for Bisping. The third half of my brain is disappointed as fuck.
by theburgergeneral on Jan 17, 2012 7:09 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Cheal Sonnen is a great fighter
but he’s no Michael Bisping
by darkotto23 on Jan 17, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is a much better fight than Sonnen/Munoz.
I just wish it was five rounds
Together we are Ruining Your Special Night. Twice.
based on the "what have you done for me lately"
bisping looked horrible against mayhem…chael p sonnen has been in beast mode, you cant stop the inevitable, when the bell rings hes comin to take you down and now hes workin on his jujitsu…chael by 2nd round arm triangle…
Typical
Once again Michael gets protected towards a title shot
Apologies for having to big up anybody from England....screw Scotland
by UK MMA MAN on Jan 17, 2012 7:18 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Will it ever stop?
"A belt only covers two inches of your ****and the rest you need to back up on your own." Royce Gracie (allegedly...I just read it somewhere and thought it was cool for my sig!)
great matchup... a way better fight than Munoz/Sonnen or Bisping/Maia
Sonnen will crush Bisping.
now if only the UFC 2010 servers were online, what a garbage game THQ/gamespy have
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Great for Sonnen
Munoz/Sonnen could have been a MW Diaz/Sanchez ground scramble insanity war
It doesn't matter what your name is!! The Rock will take your roody-poo candy ass to the corner of Know your role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive and check you in to the smackdown hotel!! If you smell what The Rock is cookin'!!
Part of me wants Sonnen to win
cause then Bisping will lose and Silva will be able to shut up his doubters in the sonnen rematch.
Other part of me wants Bisping to win because the gifs/pics after that fight would be hilariously awesome.
LETS
Pumped for this. Entertaining lead to the fight and one way or another, interesting fight.
Police have mounted a Phuket-wide hunt
by warren305 on Jan 17, 2012 7:24 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Good fight.
I wish there was more time to isten to the trash talk and the hype up of the fight, but oh well. I think it should be a pretty close fight with bisping landing his shots on the feet and chael landing his shots from bispings guard. Anyone thinking this will be a one sided bisping beat down doesn’t remember chaels love for being choked by shapes and bisping has an above average bjj game. my prediction; a long boring decision for chael in which he lays on bisping with an ear on his chest and swinging arm punches over his head. Anything more gets chael subbed and any less gets him dropped and tkod on the feet.
Palhares' facebook page just posted this
With Mark Munoz injured, Bisping is now fighting Sonnen, leaving Maia without an opponent. Palhares took no damage against Massenzio. Let’s see what happens.
Be careful, my opponents - Junior "Cigano" dos Santos
by Henrique on Jan 17, 2012 7:32 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
WAR TREE STUMP!!!!!!!!
It doesn't matter what your name is!! The Rock will take your roody-poo candy ass to the corner of Know your role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive and check you in to the smackdown hotel!! If you smell what The Rock is cookin'!!
ohhhhh would be AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Palhares!!!!!!!
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OH SNAPS
PAUL HARRIS GIVES NO FUCKS.
Mike Massenzio's left MCL, ACL and PCL
11/01/1982-01/14/2012
by Charles Awad on Jan 17, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
PLEASE GOD!!
See and learn the secret death touch!
by Horselover Fat on Jan 17, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
ohhhhhhhhhh shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i just posted on his facebook btw well not his but on brazilian top teams
I’m not resting until I’m officially Anderson Silva status.- Jon "Bones" Jones
Awesome. Book it, Dana. BOOK IT!
I know you come here to specifically read my posts!
"A belt only covers two inches of your ****and the rest you need to back up on your own." Royce Gracie (allegedly...I just read it somewhere and thought it was cool for my sig!)
Toquinho would make Maia his bitch
…or whatever it is he has intercourse with.
Por isso eu tomo ópio / é um remédio / sou um convalescente do momento / moro no rés-do-chão do pensamento / e ver passar a vida faz-me tédio
by Gremio on Jan 17, 2012 7:35 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Other tree stumps?
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by Patrick Wyman on Jan 17, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
Some of them trees be asking for it

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by Horselover Fat on Jan 17, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
HAHAHAHAHA
Would it be a stump after Toquinho got done with it?
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by Patrick Wyman on Jan 17, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
Of course, I don’t see any way he could come across two “legs” up in the air like that and leave them intact.
See and learn the secret death touch!
by Horselover Fat on Jan 17, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
They could go
Right next to Massenzio’s and Drwal’s on his wall.
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by Patrick Wyman on Jan 17, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
It doesn't matter what your name is!! The Rock will take your roody-poo candy ass to the corner of Know your role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive and check you in to the smackdown hotel!! If you smell what The Rock is cookin'!!
It doesn't matter what your name is!! The Rock will take your roody-poo candy ass to the corner of Know your role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive and check you in to the smackdown hotel!! If you smell what The Rock is cookin'!!

It doesn't matter what your name is!! The Rock will take your roody-poo candy ass to the corner of Know your role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive and check you in to the smackdown hotel!! If you smell what The Rock is cookin'!!
by Garbanzo on Jan 17, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions 14 recs
Haha! That’s the only good use I have ever seen of that awful meme.
See and learn the secret death touch!
by Horselover Fat on Jan 17, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Check out this meme forum for pure comedy gold
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum.posts&thread=1939663&forum=1&page=1&pc=5

It doesn't matter what your name is!! The Rock will take your roody-poo candy ass to the corner of Know your role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive and check you in to the smackdown hotel!! If you smell what The Rock is cookin'!!
by Garbanzo on Jan 17, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Hahahahah
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by wonderfulspam on Jan 17, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
I liked this one

See and learn the secret death touch!
by Horselover Fat on Jan 17, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
so the best person to beat damian maia is someone who wins all his fights by submission…
Apologies for having to big up anybody from England....screw Scotland
There are bad style matchups within disciplines as well as between them
And Toquinho is a bad matchup for Maia.
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by Patrick Wyman on Jan 17, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
Does a kneebar beat a triangle choke or something?
Apologies for having to big up anybody from England....screw Scotland
Do you really need me to explain this to you?
BJJ is not a unitary thing — some guys work from the top, others from the bottom, some guys like armbars and others like leg locks.
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by Patrick Wyman on Jan 17, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
the correct answer to his question was yes
When I'm on the mic it goes down, CINTRON
-Joell Ortiz
by The Lethal Haze on Jan 17, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Toquinho won't be fighting Maia
Who else is there? Belcher or Weidman?
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BREAKING NEWS!!!
Dana just tweeted that Maia will be fighting none other than…… Chris Weidman!!!!
Huge step up in competition for weidman IMO
AWESOME
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by wonderfulspam on Jan 17, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
For Paul Harris

It doesn't matter what your name is!! The Rock will take your roody-poo candy ass to the corner of Know your role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive and check you in to the smackdown hotel!! If you smell what The Rock is cookin'!!
by Garbanzo on Jan 17, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Maia’s leg must be like the Moby Dick of grappler legs. He’ll get it…someday…
by crazybones on Jan 17, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Chris Weidman, unfortunately, is getting the Phil Davis Treatment.
I think he is getting accelerated up the ladder of competition way too fast. Alan Belcher or Vitor Belfort should have gotten the opportunity to fight on FOX.
by amendamatrix on Jan 17, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Alan Belcher hmmm
great choice his fights are WAYYYYYYYYYYY to spread out. Maybe he can get winner or maybe he can get Paul Harris on a fuel/ fx card in Brazil’s Oklahoma
I’m not resting until I’m officially Anderson Silva status.- Jon "Bones" Jones
booooo
I like Weidman and all…
but NO, PAUL F’N HARRIS!
Blame him for turning down the fight, then. Maia vs Weidman is an awesome, awesome matchup considering the short notice.
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by wonderfulspam on Jan 17, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
just read it where
He was asking for it on his facebook
I’m not resting until I’m officially Anderson Silva status.- Jon "Bones" Jones
I'll just get the quote in here anyway
Demian Maia is without an opponent following today’s shakeup on the UFC on FOX 2 card.
With top-tier opponents in short supply, many observers pointed to Rousimar Palhares (14-3 MMA, 7-2 UFC) as a potential opponent for Maia.
But Palhares is “not a viable opponent,” manager Alex Davis told MMAjunkie.com (www.mmajunkie.com).
That’s not to say that the middleweight, who took just 63 seconds to submit Mike Massenzio at this past Saturday’s UFC 142, doesn’t want the fight. But according to Davis, Palhares’ passport is expired.
And not only is Palhares grounded, but the rigorous schedule of the past year has taken its toll.
“He’s been training straight since the last UFC Brazil,” Davis said. “Then he went to Abu Dhabi and then trained for UFC 142, so it would be a little too much.”
http://mmajunkie.com/news/27016/rep-rousimar-palhares-a-no-go-for-ufc-on-fox-2.mma
See and learn the secret death touch!
by Horselover Fat on Jan 17, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
Ahh whelp
Maybe the winner of Chris v Maia can fight Paul Harris in a FX or Fuel card in some small town in Brazil sorta like Brazil’s Oklahoma
I’m not resting until I’m officially Anderson Silva status.- Jon "Bones" Jones
Hopefully Manaus
It doesn't matter what your name is!! The Rock will take your roody-poo candy ass to the corner of Know your role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive and check you in to the smackdown hotel!! If you smell what The Rock is cookin'!!
damn is that their Oklahoma
I thought they had some HUGE stadium
I’m not resting until I’m officially Anderson Silva status.- Jon "Bones" Jones
Honestly
I have no idea its just one of a few cities I know of in Brazil cause I’m geographically challenged
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He only has 7 fights, and the best name on his record is Alessio Sakara, been training just ju-jitsu for last few months?
Apologies for having to big up anybody from England....screw Scotland
Well, he’s a damn good wrestler at least.
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by Horselover Fat on Jan 17, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
Well.. I’m not sure who is the better striker at this point. If Maia could get it to the ground that would be great obviously, but it’s not going to be easy against Weidman. Who knows what’ll happen if it turns out to be a striking match-up.
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by Horselover Fat on Jan 17, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
he's a purple belt under Matt Serra, and he actually competed in the 2009 ADCC Submission Wrestling World Championship's
so it’s not like he’s some BJJ newbie. Plus his wrestling is great so he decides where the fight takes place, it could be another Maia vs Munoz.
Agree that striking match could be random, looking at the fight metric report http://www.mmamania.com/2011/6/12/2219798/ufc-131-results-demian-maia-vs-mark-munoz-fight-metric-report-shows shows just a weird result of maia having lots of powerful headshots, which might mean u question his power, but taking lots of body shots.
But maia did WIN the ADCC not long ago. Submitting someone with a d’arce choke in a clever manner does look good but completely different level of opponent. He hasn’t had a ground n pound victory in the way of successful wrestling mmaers, I haven’t seen him enough to form a solid opinion but does that say something?
Apologies for having to big up anybody from England....screw Scotland
Chris Weidman is one of those wrestlers who has adapted to the sub game extremely well
I think he’ll also be physically stronger than Maia, so I think he’s a live dog.
At the same time I think Weidman is the future middleweight champion.
by discoandherpes on Jan 17, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
via Dana’s Twitter:
3rd fight in the FOX Jan 28th is Maia vs Undefeated Chris Weidman!!!
by Ryan Andersen on Jan 17, 2012 7:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
hope Paul catches a break soon
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What do you mean?
He turned down the fight.
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by wonderfulspam on Jan 17, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah i know but hey still hoping for winner of that fight to get Paul
Maybe for a Brazil fuel or FX card in Brazils Oklahoma
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dunno how i feel about that.
kid’s got some balls to step up against Maia like that on short notice.
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by Victor Rodriguez on Jan 17, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
This is awesome, Cheal has a much better chance against Bisbing .
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As a Sonnen hater I'm unhappy about this fight
only because I think Bisping has less of a chance to beat Chael than Munoz
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by Garbanzo on Jan 17, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Man I hate Sonnen and this is a easy win for him.
But he claims that he isn’t going after Anderson after he wins this fight, he will either go after GSP or Jones. I hope it’s Jones so Sonnen can get the ass whooping he deserves.
Oh dear God
You actually believed something that Chael Sonnen said??
by YPG on Jan 17, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Great Fight
I’ve never hoped for a double KO so much in my life
Sheeeeeeeee-it
by Clay Davis on Jan 17, 2012 8:49 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
a few actually
Griffin incident, Lesnar vs Overeem announcement, maybe like ten others
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someone pimping their wife to rampage.
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by gspmademegay on Jan 17, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
I'd have to disagree with most here.
Sonnen/Munoz and Bisping/Maia were much better fights, aside from prefight trash talk
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In what way, shape, and form
Is Sonnen v Munoz any better than Sonnen v Bisping? Aside from saying the words its much better, how exactly?
Sonnen v Bisping is better without even having to breakdown the danged fight. The simple fact that Bisping is going to get TRT’d across the entire pond is enough to nab 1 million ppv’s. Fuck I’ve got wood just thinking about the wood im gonna get for this!
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I like watching competitive fights. Munoz has a chance to defend the takedown and take Sonnen out of his gameplan. Bisping doesnt have the power to KO Sonnen (if anyone does), nor the ground chops to submit Sonnen. He wont defend most takedowns, and if he is able to get back up (which is possible due to his scrambling ability), Sonnen is competant at striking.
Munoz has wrestling to defend Sonnen or even go for a takedown himself, and the power to give him the edge in the standup.
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Disagree. Nobody cares about Munoz, so that’s that. Everyone loves to hate both Chael and Bisping… so pitting them against each other is brilliant marketing. Almost everyone has been saying “I hate Chael, but I hate Bisping even more, so WAR Chael!”. This fight will create a lot of fans for Chael. Or people will hate him even more. Which will make Silva/Chael II an even bigger fight. And as of Maia/Weidman, it’s a more interesting fight and it’ll finally prove that Maia is overrated and never deserved to fight for the title in the first place. Oh, and Weidman is awesome. He easily could be the MW champ to take over Anderson Silva’s reign when he retires.
Nothing that you said has to do with the actual fight. The prefight back and forth should be great, much better then against Munoz. But Munoz has tools to make it an interesting fight. Bisping (who I like) doesnt have anything Chael cant handle.
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Good for Chael
To get another title shot, he gets to face back to back fighters not known for their ground game in a state outside of the one where he gets busted for juice. He deserves it; I hope he wins.
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This should be a great fight. Sonnen’s Wrestling vs Bisping stand up and scrambles. Should be fun. Plus its Sonnen vs Bisping.
Grapplefuck meets Punches-in-bunches
Can’t believe I’m the only one not excited for this fight. Bisping manages to fuck up nearly everyone’s game plans by being such a fucking spazz, and Sonnen lacks KO power, so I see a very intense cardio game of running around the ring and throwing a lot of fakes.
Wake me up for the Main Event.
Sonnen could catch a knee or dive into one going for a takedown. He's one dimensional, his luck can't last.
I realise he’s very good at what he does but I can’t see it ALWAYS working. Sure the whole triangle weakness is well known. I’m just surprised people see him as a lock for every fight since facing Anderson. I think perhaps fans WANT to see him as the clear winner because they can’t get enough of his smack talk.
Your really underrating Sonnen
He is a capable kickboxer, he outstruck Okami whenever he wasnt diving for the takedown.
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