How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? MMA on Twitter - Clay Guida With Short Hair, Surfing In Brazil, and Forrest Griffin Being Himself
by Anton Tabuena on Jan 11, 2012 9:01 AM EST
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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
CLAY GUIDA
"I better leak this out before someone else can. Haha blast from the past prom 99" -Clay Guida
There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena
Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Matt Roth
RANDOM TWIDBITS
"Who you guys and girls want me to fight?????" -Tito Ortiz, Brandon Vera. Enough of this talk about trying to rematch Chuck or Forrest.
"@ufc I'm looking forward for the submission of the Year! lol thanks for the nickname Captain Heelhook is off the hook!" -Rousimar Palhares
"i am clearly not cut out to be a UFC fighter... i sobbed for 45 minutes during the movie "warrior"." -Daniel Tosh
"Doing a neurological exam for my fight. Wish me luck as I try to fool the doc that I'm normal!" -Duane Ludwig
"Don't worry I wont plan my speeches any more for after my fights, ill just wing it. Im a bad joke teller. Sorry @ufc @joerogan" -Jacob Volkmann
TWICTURES
"@mark_munoz is going to domin8 @UFC_Undisputed 3 online, witnessed gr8ness in virtual Octagon" -UFC Undisputed
"From Tilted Kilt Roselle IL last night. W @IzzyStyle last day of 2011 go set some goals !" -Clay Guida
"Great thing about call in radio interviews Jordan doesn't have to do his hair lol" -Jordan Mein
"Maybe I should change my fight name to "Ronda anaconda" lol" -Ronda Rousey
"Iphone Photoshop is fun! Here's a pic on the "vibrant color" setting" -Ronda Rousey
"On stage with fatboy slim on the last day of #holyship on half moon cay island" -Ronda Rousey
"Excellent." -Dan Hardy
TWIDEOS!
"Hear who @GrayMaynard thinks will win the main & co-main this weekend" -UFC, such personality!
"Burt Watson brings you this important message about Brazil" -UFC
COOKING CLASS WITH MIGUEL TORRES & MIKE DOLCE
"Watch Throwin Down in the Kitchen as I explain and show how to make Costillas de Puerco en Chile de tomatillo (port spare ribs with tomatillo chile sauce). Beef ribs may be used as a substitute for those who do not eat pork." -Miguel Torres, I prefer the chili found in the Philippines, (siling labuyo) but that seems like an interesting dish too.
"Vitor Belfort's Road to UFC Rio" -UFC, Mike Dolce shows us how to cook the East Coast Breakfast Toast.
SURFING LESSONS IN BRAZIL
"Fight Week and... Surf Class! Me and @AriannyCeleste ;)" -Paula Sack, the Brazilian UFC correspondent.
"The surfer JDS in action!" -Paula Sack
"Surfing today with the @ufc and Surfing Favela school! Dont ever trust a guy who smiles like this...... Seriously!" -Gray Maynard
WAIT, THERE'S MORE TWICTURES
"#friskyfriday happy Friday!" -Arianny Celeste
""My shirt says it all..keepin it classy" -Arianny Celeste
"Happy Hump Day!!! Dancin Candid ;)" -Natasha Wicks
"Sem palavras para agradecer tantas msgs e carinho! Pra vcs todo o meu amor! ;)" -Paula Sack
FORREST GRIFFIN
"My new year resolution: get the rest of me as ripped as my penis" -Forrest Griffin
"I have a severe case of beard envy. It's a real thing look it up" -Forrest Griffin
"I have decided I will only follow @ForrestGriffin when he lets me wear the exact outfit from his last book cover. #TomFollowForrest" -Tom Lawlor
"Your such a pussy just being around you raises my estrogen" -Forrest Griffin
"Everytime you talk I want to apologize to my ears." -Forrest Griffin
"Whenever I lose weight I can always find it in the bottom of a bag of cookies" -Forrest Griffin
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Forrest's Twitter account:
An annoying Fitch fan.
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by Zachary Kater on Jan 11, 2012 9:17 AM EST reply actions 7 recs
I always feel so dirty after reading any of Forrest's Tweets. I must stop
"Knowledge is hassle" - Karl Pilkington.
by burglekutt on Jan 11, 2012 9:26 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Haters be learners
Honda with that next level double snake-charming maneuver
"[Lay and pray] refers to a mixed martial artist who lays on you and prays no one gets a boner." - Seanbaby (Cracked.com)
by dajulzta on Jan 11, 2012 9:21 AM EST via Android app reply actions
Haz Wicks, Honda, and Paula Sack?
aimed at the crotch...
by Damon O. on Jan 11, 2012 9:26 AM EST reply actions 6 recs
Say what you will about that Ray-J character but he clearly has had more then his share of putang pie
Visit fiveouncesofpain.com
Still doesn't change the fact that he will always be known as "Brandy's little brother"
Plus he’s part of Floyd Mayweather’s “posse” so he’s classified as a clown on principle.
aimed at the crotch...
by Damon O. on Jan 11, 2012 9:43 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
or the guy from Kim Kardashian's sex tape
I think that trump’s Brandy’s little brother
No, your dumb
by RashadsLeftNipple on Jan 11, 2012 10:04 AM EST up reply actions
Meh, she's alright but she's not real
aimed at the crotch...
by Damon O. on Jan 11, 2012 10:09 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
She does have a big ol' behind
<img src=“”http://gifsoup.com/view/3308222/big-ol-behind.html" target="_blank">
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No, your dumb
by RashadsLeftNipple on Jan 11, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i love you damon lol only you can bring a jay-z circa 2000 quote into the new 2012 and on a mma site at that
like water
and this was the way i felt watching the reem kill brock
"He got knee'd right in the diverticulitis
by Balrog on Dec 30, 2011 9:20 PM PST"
There's some brown stuff on the tip of your nose...
eww and what’s that white stuff on your chin?
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I think you're just fed up
Cause he got a little cheddar and his records moving out the store.
by discoandherpes on Jan 11, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
yep...he banged a few more semi celebs & celebs that most men wouldn't pass up on...
then add in the few hundred groupies/ reality show hoes… makes for one happy member… well as long as said member isn’t itchy or burning.
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by RECE ROCK on Jan 11, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah
say what you will about Ray J, but I’m sure the groupies that he has hit + the random “girlfriends” along with Kardashian (I don’t care, that ass is absurd), I’m sure his lil’ man is quite happy.
I also think of JT as having had a LOT of prime lady meat. Just from celebs that we KNOW about his list runs like this: Spears (when she was in her prime), Cameron Diaz, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel :/ and these are just women that we know about! Dude, DUDE he has hit the trinity that is Cameron, Scarlett AND Jessica Biel! Even if I was a hater, I’d have no choice but to salute that shit.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Jan 11, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
Spears in her PRIME is enough to keep a man mentally happy for years... not to mention he probably took her virginity.
Jessica Biel when she takes her clothes off in that Adam Sandler movie… godbless.
Scarlett Johansson… jesus all day every day doesn’t matter what movie.
And when there movie came out he was linked to Mila Kunis… been thinking about that poon since that 70’s show… GodBless.
Salute indeed SentientAndroid … Timberlake is a fucking pioneer.
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by RECE ROCK on Jan 11, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ah hell
forgot all about Mila! She was so damn bad in FWB. Damn JT, my love has now started to turn into hate.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Jan 11, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
I dont understand
What does Ray-j have to do with a picture of Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose?
by OneFitchTwoFitchRedFitchBlueFitch on Jan 11, 2012 1:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
yes she has
being my imaginary girlfriend
Now I've switched signature to this one.
by the guy with the big nose on Jan 11, 2012 9:45 AM EST up reply actions
If she doesn't I can think of 2 jobs I'd pay her for
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
by menckenstein on Jan 11, 2012 9:53 AM EST up reply actions 11 recs
Modeling?
See and learn the secret death touch!
by Horselover Fat on Jan 11, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
The Titled Kilt looks like a nice family restaurant
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
by menckenstein on Jan 11, 2012 9:34 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
it's nice
Went to that particular tilted kilt to pregame for my bachelor party. Good looking ladies for sure. So yeah, fun for the whole family.
by Violent Newt on Jan 11, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
they actually do have a kid's menu there...
I took my son there a month or so ago he’s only ten…they gave us what must have been the bottom rung waitress when she came to the table and asked what we wanted my son asked if we could have a different waitress /facepalm
by Chris WhiteDynamite Bielanski on Jan 11, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Dude your son is awesome
Kids are so brutally honest, I love it.
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
by menckenstein on Jan 11, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
I kind of think that Forrest's ears should be apologizing to his head
for the way they look.
by Ikuhisa Quinoa on Jan 11, 2012 9:53 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
just in case people are forgetting
DAT ASS
Now I've switched signature to this one.
by the guy with the big nose on Jan 11, 2012 10:00 AM EST reply actions
Making Wednesday better
one twit at a time. Thanks Ms. Wicks. Not a bad Friday either, Ms. Celeste
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by Cory Braiterman on Jan 11, 2012 10:31 AM EST reply actions
@ufc I’m looking forward for the submission of the Year! lol thanks for the nickname Captain Heelhook is off the hook!" -Rousimar Palhares
There is not a shot in blue perfect hell that Palhares wrote that. Also “Captain Heelhook” sounds dumb. Tree Stump is his damn nickname and will stay that way until I learn how to say “The Hulk” in Portuguese. That or his nickname should be “Lenny”, none of this Captain Heelhook crap.
-AboveThisFire
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall
I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal
by Patrick Tenney on Jan 11, 2012 10:32 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
Yup
I was thinking the same thing. Not a chance he wrote that. Tree Stump don’t type “lol” for nothing.
Oh no you didn't.--Nick Ring
by NickRingp4pGOAT on Jan 11, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
This is how Paul Harris spells "LOL"
aimed at the crotch...
by Damon O. on Jan 11, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions 10 recs
Good one!
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by VeeisAnimated on Jan 11, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
Fucking brute!
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Jan 11, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions
Paul Harris gettin faded
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by lmaginary Enemy on Jan 11, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
lol in Tree Stump means Lops OFF Legs.
by Eenie Meenie Einemo on Jan 11, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
Vitor: "Sorry i sound like this after Anderson kicked me in the face"
….. mmmm blueberries
I am willing to test myself against the toughest fighters in the world, in front of hundreds of thousands or even millions of fans, over and over again. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but I always come to fight. I've been doing this for the past fourteen years, and I have at least a few more strong years left in me. What have you done in the past fourteen years other than act like a moron on this forum and hang on Anderson's nuts? - Dan Henderson.
Hey Anton
Those are just cayenne peppers, bud..
Mike Massenzio's left MCL, ACL and PCL
11/01/1982-01/14/2012
siling labuyo?
nope, those are different.
by Anton Tabuena on Jan 11, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
Same genus, grown in different soil. Bhut jolokia, for instance, is a ghost pepper, of which there are many, but grown in a particular soil. I mean, I get it, I’m sure you prefer your native peppers, but they’re the same genus. When I’m in Lebanon the same pepper is called flifle harra. I grow cayenne peppers from a strain that are much hotter than what you’ll find in the super market (rivaling those I find overseas). Whose to say how hot Miguel’s actually are?
Mike Massenzio's left MCL, ACL and PCL
11/01/1982-01/14/2012
by Charles Awad on Jan 11, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't know you're that serious about your peppers...
Not really sure about those details, but I think there’s a slight difference from the Cayenne peppers I’ve tried in the US than the labuyo here, and I prefer how it tastes too… Or maybe it’s just me?
by Anton Tabuena on Jan 11, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
Of course they're different, because of the soil and conditions
Buuut.. How do you know Miguel’s aren’t better? Haha (yes, I’m also confident that yours are better than what he likely bought at a grocer)
Buuut.. How do you know Miguel’s aren’t better? Haha (yes, I’m also confident that yours are better than what he likely bought at a grocer)Yeah, my favorite things to grow are peppers and herbs and I fucking LOVE the versatility and flavors of different hot peppers (and hot food, obviously). Also, one of my clients here in Minnesota is infamous for their Ghost Wings Challenge (the sauce of which is made with bhut jolokia), so that drove me to get more scientific about chili genera, and how environments can effect the outcome of the pepper’s growth. Cool stuff.
Mike Massenzio's left MCL, ACL and PCL
11/01/1982-01/14/2012
by Charles Awad on Jan 11, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
Ouch
Whole? You poor bastard.
Mike Massenzio's left MCL, ACL and PCL
11/01/1982-01/14/2012
by Charles Awad on Jan 11, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
not sure if it's better...
I just really like those Labuyo’s compared to the generic ones I’ve tried in the US, which I’m probably (unfairly) lumping those ones he used on that generic category as well. haha :)
by Anton Tabuena on Jan 11, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
You do seem to know what's up
I’m looking for a pepper that has a kick similar to jalapeño, maybe even serrano, but with a nice hint of sweetness. I’d like to make a salsa of even mix it with beans, etc., know what I mean?
"[Lay and pray] refers to a mixed martial artist who lays on you and prays no one gets a boner." - Seanbaby (Cracked.com)
by dajulzta on Jan 11, 2012 5:51 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
just spent 2:24 listening to gray maynard speak
its been fun BE, but i have to go jump off a building now.
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by gspmademegay on Jan 11, 2012 11:27 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
You'll land on top of my corpse.
No, you're not drunk. I am this good-looking.
by IKiIIed007 on Jan 11, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Clay Guida/Tilted Kilt photographer...
It’s called red-eye reduction, ever heard of it?!?
by beeran on Jan 11, 2012 12:51 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
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