Nick Diaz Responds With a Video: 'I'm Sorry I Didn't Make It to the Beauty Pageant'
Unless you've been under a rock all day, you're probably aware of the Nick Diaz situation by now. He was removed from his UFC 137 welterweight title fight with Georges St. Pierre because he missed two press conferences and went MIA. Well, he's alive and well and chose to make a Youtube video to explain himself. Sort of. He doesn't address at all why he missed the press conferences, but he says he's ready to fight. About 16 times. He filmed the video while driving, on the way from San Francisco back to Stockton. He says he was trying to get on a plane to go to the press conference. He started by saying that he thinks Carlos Condit getting the fight with GSP is "ridiculous". He went off after that:
"Funny, one second I'm about to come into some money, do a little boxing, you know, f*uckin, probably lose some teeth. But um, I'm ready to get paid, ya know. So, I'll fight whoever, whatever, anything ya know. I'd definitely rather fight GSP of course. Ya know, I was ready to do some boxing, and they didn't like that. So they got me outta that, and they got me in the fight with GSP for the same money, or more money, or whatever. But now it looks like they get to save money, and I don't get paid, and I'm locked in a new contract. All these dealmakers making deals. All I know is I'm ready to fight. I'm sorry I didn't make it to the beauty pageant. But, ya know, I've never not showed up to a fight. I've never backed out of a fight in my life, that's not what I do. So I just wanted to throw that out there."
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Thats cool and all but Nick, you didn’t say anything worth hearing in this video. You backed out and never said why and frankly thats all we f*ckin care about.
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by Krimson on Sep 7, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 10 recs
It's pretty obvious,
whatever the specifics are don’t matter. The guy didn’t want to go to the press conference, plain and simple. What I don’t get is removing him from the fight for that. Seems way too extreme.
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 7, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
nah
dana’s been telling him for years that he just needs to play the game. he gives him a big fucking shot, gives him a title fight in his first UFC fight in years and he can’t even make it to a press conference. there’s so many guys out there who’d kill for a chance like that. i totally see where dana white’s coming from.
by heymanhowsitgoing on Sep 8, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Diaz has a point, though.
He’s always been Nick Diaz. But Dana & Co. lured him away from doing his own thing, they gave him a title shot KNOWING that Nick Diaz is Nick Diaz. And when he acts exactly how he has for his entire career, and doesn’t go to a press conference, they cancel the fight entirely?
I can’t believe i’m agreeing with Memitim, but he’s right- this was a huge overreaction.
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
No! Diaz has NO point
He’s a fighter, it’s his JOB to do these appearances it’s probably in his contract. If you boss tells you to show up to a meeting with a new client, YOU SHOW THE FUCK UP OR GET REPRIMANDED.
Cesar even said Diaz fucked up and it’s cause irreparable harm to their relationship and that Dana was RIGHT in his reaction.
by squaresphere on Sep 8, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
It's his job to fight.
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
So are press conferences if the UFC wants to grow more mainstream
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Yeah, it’s the press conferences that will lead the UFC into NFL/ NBA/ MLB standing in the world. NICK DIAZ’ PRESENCE IS VITAL TO THE SUCCESS OF MMA DAMNIT
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If think athlete professionalism doesn’t matter, you’re wrong.
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Well, that's the thing.
These aren’t just regular athletes. These are fighters.
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Well they signed a contract live up to it or get canned.
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Again, though,
until we actually see a UFC contract, and see that it requires attendance at press conferences, then I don’t think that applies here.
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I gotta disagree Elliot
just because they are fighters that doesn’t mean they get to be unprofessional. Why should we expect less of them? Are they lesser than other athletes?
Diaz is trying to get special treatment and was banking on his star power to allow him to break the rules and it turns out he didn’t have the leverage.
If he wins 20 games in The Show, he has character. Until then, he is a jerk.
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by T.P. Grant on Sep 8, 2011 7:26 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't think he's banking on anything.
I actually think that maybe the UFC was banking on their monopoly over the sport as a way to leverage Diaz into attending the press conferences. But in reality, they just fucked the guy over. We all know that Nick Diaz doesn’t do this kind of shit. The UFC lured HIM away from pursuing other challenges, so that he could fight GSP… not to have perfect attendance at a bunch of insipid media events.
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions
IF they want to get PAID like real pro atheletes
They need to ACT like them and prove their worth.
The NFL/ NBA/ MLB that you mentioned above are LARGER than any one athlete and are STANDING INSTITUTIONS.
If Nick just “wants to be a fighter” there’s plenty of mediocre opportunities in low paying fights in regional local circuits.
Either play the game or find some where / something else to work.
What does that even mean?
Because they fight in a cage for a living they’re allowed to be completely unreliable?
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by MMArazorback on Sep 8, 2011 10:52 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Because they're prizefighters,
maybe they shouldn’t have to do all the media dog- and- pony shows, all the time. Who really gives a fuck about press conferences anyways? Does anyone ever say anything truly groundbreaking, something we didn’t know already?
If anything, all Press Conferences are is a chance for reporters to try and get THEIR OWN name out there, either asking generic questions, or asking real questions (but only getting back generic, vague answers).
What are the fighters going to do at the presser? If they’re respectful they’ll respectfully say they’re going to win, if they’re bolder characters then they’ll verbally shit on their opponent. It’s so predictable, and I honestly don’t understand what the big deal is. So Diaz didn’t show up, I agree with him- it’s basically a glorified beauty pageant, and i’m not interested in that shit at all.
I’m interested in good fights.
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Who really gives a fuck about press conferences anyways?
the press people who are at them. This is how news papers, websites and other media outlets get materials for all articles and segments they would be running for this event. These articles and media spots or lack of them are what get the UFC in the public eye and drive up buy rates.
In the aftermath of the failure of buy rates of UFC:Rio, many have pointed to the complete lack of media coverage in the States. It takes more than just highlight ridden commercials to push a sporting event.
Every major sporting outlet running an article on an fight event is worth way more than every single commercial. And when a fighter doesn’t show for an event, it makes an unprofessional impression and every other major sports league punishes athletes for skipping things like this.
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Pretty sure that the PR things were in his contract to make sure shit like this didn’t happen.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Sep 8, 2011 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Pretty sure, based on a hunch?
Or pretty sure, as in you read an interview of someone credible stating that he had contract stipulations requiring his attendance at press conferences?
Given the knee- jerk reaction here, I wouldn’t be surprised if they hadn’t prepared themselves for this kind of situation.
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Actually, yes
It has been stated numerous times that the fighters are required to show up for PR duty. The last time when Carwin wanted to stay all to himself, IIRC. If you need to read it black on white that Zuffas litigation does not leave something so basic up to chance – google it.
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I did google it.
And I wasn’t able to find anything that specifically said that Zuffa contracts required perfect attendance at all media events.
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 3:43 AM EDT up reply actions
No
It’s his job to abide by the terms of his contract…
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by The American Ronin on Sep 8, 2011 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Which would be?
People keep referring to his contract… what exactly does his contract stipulate? Until we know that, it’s wildly irresponsible to say that pulling him out of the fight was a reasonable thing to do.
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Of course it was the right thing
Dana is his boss. He defied him before by not showing up to a previous press conference. Now he does it again. It’s the right thing to do to show him who’s in charge. Especially because he is a fighter. I don’t think it would be wise to keep the kind of individual who choses pricefighting for a living on a long leash.
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Dana's own words.
“It’s part of the deal. From the beginning of time, since the first fight ever happened, there was a press conference. This is part of the deal, and yes, it’s part of their contract. It’s part of their obligation.”
by malo on Sep 8, 2011 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
I don't think it was a huge overreaction
And I like Diaz. Think of it as a test. If he couldn’t show up for a simple press conference (given two separate chances on different days) what would give Dana the confidence that Diaz would jump through all the hoops to make the fight come to fruition? Remember the testing fiasco with Jay Hieron?
Dana gave Diaz a shot and Nick blew it.
That's certainly one narrative.
Another narrative is that Dana & Co are reprimanding Diaz for being himself. They shouldn’t have signed him and taken him out of the much more lax environment that SF has going if they weren’t prepared for this eventuality.
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Another narrative still:
Diaz is a grown man, who signed a contact which which stated it was incumbent upon him to make certain appearances, fight a certain amount of times, and so forth.
Unless Dana & Co went insane prior to writing it, this contact also clearly stipulated that the contract could be altered or rendered null and void should Diaz renege on the various obligations set forth therein.
This entire notion of an ‘overreaction’ is silly, and absolves a grown man for contravening components of a contract which he himself, voluntarily I might add, signed. Dana and Co reacted according to the terms and conditions they and Nick Diaz agreed upon, so their reaction is by definition an appropriate reaction.
The UFC is a business, not a charity or social club.
by Disco-Platypus on Sep 8, 2011 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
How do we know that's on the contract, though?
Do you have a copy of Diaz’ contract handy?
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Unless it is different than almost every other UFC contract,
which Dana has said on multiple occasions includes clauses for appearances, then I would argue having a copy ‘handy’ is unnecessary.
Do you think every main event fighter for every UFC card simply shows up to these press conferences on a whim?
by Disco-Platypus on Sep 8, 2011 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
If he's said that on multiple occasions,
then you shouldn’t have trouble providing some kind of link of him saying that?
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions
The funniest part?
Well, there are two funny parts:
a) These appearances being a mandatory component of the contracts is not only logical, sound business practice, and common sense, but it is generally common knowledge.
b) Both GSP and Dana White mentioned it just today, during the press conference.
Are you being deliberately and unnecessarily confrontational, or do you actually believe that UFC fighters forsake training, rest, and time with their family and friends to come to expos, press appearances, interviews, press conferences, autograph signings, Q & As and the like voluntarily?
At any rate:
GSP:
I despise doing this. I don’t like the staredown, the face-to-face, the pictures, the click-click. I don’t like doing this, but I have to. It’s the contract. To promote the fight, you need three entities: the organization and the two fighters. And one fighter didn’t do his job. If you don’t want to do it for yourself, do it for your family. It’s a little bit selfish."
Dana:
When we brought him in to sign to fight Georges, I told him that all purses he’s ever made won’t add up to as much as he would make in this fight. But I told him that I needed him to do certain things. You have to promote the fight. You have to show up for pressers. You can’t start fights at fights.Those are just from three minutes of searching from today’s press conference.
by Disco-Platypus on Sep 8, 2011 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Until I see some actual proof
I am skeptical.
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Well,
if every UFC fighter in every main event that I can recall showing up for press conferences; Dana White saying as much on multiple occasions, including this occasion; and Nick Diaz’s more successful, higher profile opponent admitting as much at the press conference Diaz reneged upon are not enough “proof” for you, then you are beyond help.
As I said, this type of press being mandatory in all sports is so far beyond common knowledge, that demanding ‘proof’ is one of the silliest demands I have heard in some time.
I am going to check out, as I can feel myself being condescending and I can tell you are simply a Diaz fan. There is no need to be condescending toward you, and I am not going to lower myself to interwebz tactics. I assure you that press conferences and appearances are an absolutely mandatory component of athlete contracts, and their employers are legally able to render punishment as they see fit.
by Disco-Platypus on Sep 8, 2011 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions
What i'm saying,
is that we’ve never even seen a UFC contract. How do we really KNOW that what Dana White says is true?
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions
You are being ridiculous
Dana lying? Ok. GSP lying in concert with him? Huh… Both lying and Zuffas legal department being too dumb to write something this basic into their contracts? You are dealing with 0.X-percentages here.
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Oh yeah,
it’s definitely crazy to think that the UFC’s golden boy would corroborate Dana’s story. To even consider that Georges would agree with his boss… IT’S ALMOST UNHEARD OF
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 3:52 AM EDT up reply actions
now you're implying
GSP is a liar, well every fighter really since they all say they hating doing press but they HAVE to.
Seriously Elliot, this is something they HAVE to do. You’re getting precious close to just trolling in here at this point.
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by Chris Barton on Sep 8, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
I think most fighters don't have the social anxiety problems that Diaz has,
and I don’t think that attending media events is such a bother for them. In fact, most fighters WANT to market themselves. I just don’t believe in accepting something as truth that we have no solid proof of.
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Here is one of many a 5 second google search returned….
http://www.sportsnet.ca/mma/2011/09/07/diaz_ufc_137/http://www.sportsnet.ca/mma/2011/09/07/diaz_ufc_137/
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by The American Ronin on Sep 8, 2011 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If you EVER see a UFC contract posted verbatim on the internet
please, let me know, and take a screenshot very fucking quickly. There isn’t a single person in any contract business that I’m aware of that has their entire contract posted online for the world to read. No one, ever. Not the NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, etc.
Individual’s personal finances are sometimes posted by companies, but there’s no athletic company in the world that I’m aware of that posts the entirety of ANY contract out for the public.
What we DO have is the word of Dana White, Georges St. Pierre, Shane Carwin, Brock Lesnar and many others who have publicly stated that it is indeed a contractual obligation.
There is a line between being skeptical and being an obdurate shmoe and you’ve definitely crossed that.
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 8, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Along with the minor detail that no one,
including Nick himself, has refuted this claim…
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by The American Ronin on Sep 10, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Your blind love of Diaz is pretty apparent & obvious from your post, you are letting it blind your common sense
I'm not even that big of a Diaz fan,
I just think it’s absurd to chastise the man for something we don’t even know to be true. Has anyone ever seen a UFC contract?
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions
why do you find it so hard to believe the UFC may stipulate that their fighters help with promotional events? i can’t prove they have such clauses, but why would you be so unwilling to believe they exist? it’s not farfetched for any business, especially one who showed Fitch the door for not allowing them the right to use his image in a video game.
by heymanhowsitgoing on Sep 8, 2011 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions
It's not that I find it hard to believe,
I just don’t really trust what they’re saying right now. They’re not an objective party, it’s in their interests to say that Diaz fucked up.
The thing is that this has never really been a problem in the past with anyone else. Fighters have missed press conferences before, and it wasn’t the end of the world.
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 3:42 AM EDT up reply actions
He missed TWO press conferences for a TITLE fight.
A title fIght that was gifted to him.
He’s not cut. He just had his title fight taken away for acting unprofessionally. There is nothing strange or unjust about it.
You’re being ridiculous.
It doesn’t matter if it was in his contract or not. And it doesn’t matter if we’ve “ever seen a contract before.”
You’re trying too hard to be 2010 Snowden.
You’re wrong, but not as wrong as Diaz.
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by MMArazorback on Sep 8, 2011 11:04 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
"A title fIght that was gifted to him"
A title fight that they promised to him, that they used to lure him away from pursuing boxing and fighting for other organizations.
Even though Nick Diaz hasn’t acted any different than he has for his entire career.
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
also
even if this wasn’t a breach of contract, he knew he was expected to appear. he didn’t. instead, he shut himself away and isn’t answering calls from his employers or anyone else. i don’t think what the UFC did was unreasonable.
by heymanhowsitgoing on Sep 8, 2011 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions
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by ndf on Sep 8, 2011 2:45 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
So all the fighters go to the press conference, show up, do what they’re supposed to do just not Diaz because “yeah like.. he’s always been like that.. yeah.. whatever”? That’s ridiculous. What makes Diaz so special that all the rules that apply to every fighter in the main event don’t apply to him? Guys like Matt Hamill show up and they barely even hear anything. In fact it makes almost less sence for Hamill to go to a press conference than it does for Diaz not to show up.
But I guess since “he’s always been that guy” it’s ok for Diaz?
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by SentientAndroid on Sep 8, 2011 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions
It’s not like he got cut. The guy isn’t answering his phone, doesn’t show up to anything, what’s Dana supposed to do? Just hope that on some wild whim he shows up when he’s proven completely unreliable?
Let’s get this straight, the UFC expects a baseline of effort from all of their fighters and all their fighters comply. You think that Diaz shouldn’t have to even though all the others do? What’s further, Diaz knew what he was getting into when he signed with the UFC, and he knew that there was no leeway.
Diaz, ultimately doesn’t have very much self-respect and is self-sabotaging himself from success. I see people do this stuff over and over again. They get some great job or something and they go in and completely screw it up by doing the most easily avoidable thing ever because deep down, in their subconscious, they don’t really want the success that they’re capable of.
Also, if you ask me, Diaz’ belief system goes something like this. He’d never admit to this consciously, and many here are going to throw rocks at me for this, but:
He doesn’t believe he deserves to fight GSP
He doesn’t believe he can beat GSP.
He doesn’t really feel like he deserves all the success he’s capable of.
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Although I largely agree with you,
self-loathing is one of the few honest things around…
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by The American Ronin on Sep 8, 2011 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions
What about what Renzo Gracie said about not being able to contact him during the last few days?
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I've had social anxiety problems myself,
and staying completely out of contact is one of many things that someone who is in a rut does. Pulling the rug out from under his feet with this fight is only going to make things worse for him.
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions
This is a very Joe Rogan-esque medical diagnosis.
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by bcpjkell on Sep 8, 2011 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
whatev mang
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions
how many post are you going to make excuses for Diaz, GOD DAM !!!
by Shocbomb on Sep 8, 2011 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
he was given the opportunity of a lifetime and he blew it…for people to dismiss it as its just “nick being nick” doesnt work. Dana brought him back knowing the risks but the point of dana bringing him back is to GIVE HIM A SECOND CHANCE.
the UFC is entering a new phase in its growth with the FOX contract. they are trying to run as tight a ship as possible. those events that diaz missed are very important for fight promotion. i am disappointed that he wont fight GSP, but he deserved what dana did to him.
and, i will add, i am a huge diaz fan
This is pretty sad…
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Well that too
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
Press conferences man, we talkin ’bout press conferences
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so xxxxxxx stupid." – Phil Baroni
by keyboardwarrior on Sep 7, 2011 10:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 9 recs
Practice?

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 7, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you, MDH. Thank you
The rest... is virtually identical
by randy maverick on Sep 8, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not really sad.
He’s 28 and doesn’t see what’s wrong with being an irresponsible twat. Maybe he has mental issues, maybe not, but when you look at him here he’s as coherent as he’s ever been and he just doesn’t give a shit that he didn’t show up for an obligation he agreed to when he signed the contract to “come into some money” in the first place. I love Nick Diaz as a fighter and honestly I think that taking him out of the fight altogether might be a bit harsh but he’s just being a dickhead here. Pure and simple.
What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 7, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
All that is what makes it kinda said
Dude had a huge opportunity and fucks it up horribly. He responds by fucking everything up more. At some point it’s like watching a trainwreck.
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
have you noticed he shows no remorse nor does he ever admit he’s wrong and that this might just be his fault? i really think there’s something wrong with the dude.
'....and if you can't fuck with that, you must be celibate.'
by Victor Rodriguez on Sep 8, 2011 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
It's all been a pack of lies
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
...

"Anderson Silva is the best fighter in MMA today. If you don't enjoy watching him fight, you have no heart." - Fraser Coffeen
by CasualMMAFan on Sep 7, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 14 recs
Always gonna rec me some Phil Collins!
by Detective Squirts on Sep 7, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
No, that's Little Mac.
Learn JiuJitsu.
Jimmy McNulty wannabe.
by RolloTomasi on Sep 7, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Shit man, Lil’ Mac is quick as hell!
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Sep 8, 2011 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Nick, I dont mean to condescend but:
The money you seek has to come from ticket and ppv sales > to ensure that there is money people need to promote the fight >> you need to show up to the fucking pageant
by hewsdaddy on Sep 7, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
Certainly not someone with dignity.
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 13 recs
Scratch maturity and responsibility from the list too.
"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."
by Goonisis on Sep 7, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Or honor...
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Sep 8, 2011 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Common sense
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Sep 8, 2011 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Um...
1. Someone who likes to fuck up opportunities.
2. Someone who clearly does not want the money they must earn.
3. Someone who feels more comfortable blabbering to a handy cam in his car than answering some boring questions for 30 minutes that will help promote a fight that will generate money so he can buy more weed and more memory cards and more gas to make ridiculous videos.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Wow can’t believe that someone with sunch natural flair in front of the camera would miss out on a large scale press conference like this.
Lol.
I thought he presented himself especially well when he yelled “Fuck your mother” to the person who honked at him.
AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.
by Zachary Kater on Sep 7, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
"You fuck my mother!"

Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Now that is how it's done.
AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.
by Zachary Kater on Sep 7, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
So all these douchebags who try to cut into my exit lane when it’s too late are making Youtube videos. Got it.
AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.
by Zachary Kater on Sep 7, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 21 recs
Yes sir
With driving habits like that, you SHOULD own a piece of shit automobile. Why destroy something beautiful?
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually.. Right now, it seems like something Diaz would do

Remember all those folks that said WEC lightweights simply wouldn't be able to hang in the UFC? Yeah.......
by Charles Awad on Sep 7, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
But Edward Norton’s character destroys Angelface!
"He's like Elvis in Korea! They love him there." - Mike Goldberg on Denis Kang
But Tyler Durden is Edward Norton!
by nevergoasstomouth on Sep 8, 2011 5:10 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Win
Honestly, I was trying to find something where he’s shaking his head, but no luck.
Remember all those folks that said WEC lightweights simply wouldn't be able to hang in the UFC? Yeah.......
by Charles Awad on Sep 8, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Is he secretly Drew$$$kala? I think they are all one
Anderson Silva is, and forever will be the greatest of all time.
Where can I buy my Cerrone cowboy hat?
I know when my new high paying job is hanging by a thread I always like to call my employer out in public.
by Jahbulon on Sep 7, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
One second in and the video is already all sorts of fucked up
dude starts filming himself while driving on the freeway.
Goldie-esque in his carpool lane fighter pronunciation is who the asswipe that just gave my car a sideswipe Nick Diaz, Joe.
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 19 recs
Diaz after the sideswipe
“Fuck your mother dude, i’m trying to make a fucking video. You should have been watching me and avoided my piece of shit Honda”. Diaz then proceeds to drive away and disappear again.
"if I was making more, um, money, you know,
I would be ,um, everyone is just against me, you know? Well, if um they want to be like that, they can try cause I’m ready."
Anderson Silva is, and forever will be the greatest of all time.
Where can I buy my Cerrone cowboy hat?
Unless you are Alistair Overeem (or Chuck Norris),
you probably don’t want to get into a side of the freeway confrontation with Nick…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Sep 8, 2011 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I’m sure Andy, Penn, Babalu, Palhares, Rampage, Condit or JDS would give two fucks about confronting Nick on the side of the road.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Sep 8, 2011 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions
In a straight up fight of course not, but I’m thinking more along the lines that given his wankster persona + his public image as a fighter, I’d be very surprised if Nick doesn’t carry 24/7.
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Sep 8, 2011 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions
are you kidding?
The guy can’t commit to a press conference, but he’ll carry every day? He probably just looks at his gat every morning, says “FUCK YOU, I’m not going to this fuckin beauty pagent.” and walks out without it.
@rask4p on Twitter
by rask4p on Sep 8, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hadn't looked at it from that angle...
good call…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Sep 10, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
To Cool for School:
The Story of Nick Diaz
by Landoman722 on Sep 7, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I'm starting to think he's on my than weed
with both his brother and gracie sounding disappointed, and Nick just disappearing like that. I don’t know, he seems very sketchy.
http://nohonestsleep.tumblr.com
http://www.scenepointblank.com
http://penguinsfromthenorth.tumblr.com
Yeah said the samething on another site earlier too, someone’s gonna piss hot, an took the easier way out apparently be my guess.
How do you Know where Im at? If you dont Know where Ive been...Understand where Im coming from??
They are a month out from the event and the tests
There’s no reason pissing hot should be an issue
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
im a huge diaz fan and think Dana is a scumbag generally
but Dana cut his ass right now. Im starting to realize why SF sucked and appreciate the tight shit Dana runs, Because garbage like this happens. Nick says he was on his way to the press conference I call BS. Dana had everyone in cali looking for this dude and he couldnt give a phone call? not even his own brother knew where he was. Nick Diaz needs to go somewhere with this bs
I say throw him to the fucking wolves
and then let Rory MacDonald rolling german his ass repeatedly like he did to Nate
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wouldnt even give him that satisfaction
of ruining a promising fighter like Rory because I think he’d finish Mac condit style but I’d put him on a undercard on the next UFC Australia or something.
give him fitch :)
i tried to change my username to 'big country fit' but the system wouldnt let me.
by gspmademegay on Sep 8, 2011 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Like this?

:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
by Chris Hall on Sep 7, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
That 3rd one is downright nasty
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I love them all
so much. So, so much
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
by Chris Hall on Sep 7, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I've noticed
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
I'm glad you're here to appreciate it
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
IDK, man
He appeared to land on he knees.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
still though. owwie!
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Better than his head...
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
that’s almost some Chris Benoit shit going on.
glad he didn’t drop him in a way that would have seriously messed him up.
'....and if you can't fuck with that, you must be celibate.'
by Victor Rodriguez on Sep 8, 2011 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Not once did Rory pull a German off.
What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 7, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But you knew exactly what he was talking about right?
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
Nein.
What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 7, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Well
Look at the fucking gif then. It’s beautiful
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
by Chris Hall on Sep 7, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I just get disappointed every time I see him pick Nate up and I think “This time he’ll go over his head!” and he turns into it instead.
What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 7, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Wouldn't that have a high "spiking" potential?
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
I guess, if Nate didn't tuck his head.
But so did Belcher’s somersault on Okami and nothing happened to him.
What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 7, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Good point
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
That's actually an awful point.
Belcher wouldn’t have got in trouble because he didn’t have control of Okami’s body whereas Rory does have control of Nate. Still, I think odds are good that Nate tucks his head as he would have a shitload of time to react to the fact that he’s coming down.
What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 7, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahaha
Did you just argue with me agreeing with you?
I am impressed, sir.
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
by Chris Hall on Sep 7, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
That is one dedicated dissenter.
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I realized after I commented that what I said didn’t make sense. My fault for not thinking before posting.
What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 7, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
It's cool
I was conceding the point since I didn’t know enough about the moves to offer anything else. Actually appreciated your counterpoint to your original point.
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
Could've done a release too, although he would've lost control in the scramble.
What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 7, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
If anyone ever deserved a Fitching, ’tis Nick right now…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Sep 8, 2011 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Easy there
I’m not particularly enjoying Nick’s self-destruction routine either, but SF was awesome and what’s happening to it sucks.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 7, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
They're still putting on better cards than they did pre-Zuffa
So, despite the murky title situation, I can’t find any reasons to complain (yet).
Remember all those folks that said WEC lightweights simply wouldn't be able to hang in the UFC? Yeah.......
by Charles Awad on Sep 7, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Give it 6 months.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 7, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I am
Remember all those folks that said WEC lightweights simply wouldn't be able to hang in the UFC? Yeah.......
by Charles Awad on Sep 7, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
"never not shown up for a fight"
Except for this time.
by kungfugiber on Sep 7, 2011 10:08 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Well he has fought at a hospital
Fighting at a press conference is not out of the realm of possibility
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
by Chris Hall on Sep 7, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Theres no way GSP would fight him outside of the Octagon though!
Maybe if Mayhem was lurking around backstage.
lol wtf
FART
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uha9CPiHkec
by Bonedoctor on Sep 7, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
lol wtf
FART
Learn JiuJitsu.
Jimmy McNulty wannabe.
by RolloTomasi on Sep 7, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
he's getting cut
Teams I support: Redskins, Wizards, Nationals. MMA & Boxing fanatic.
Twitter: @StillUnknown85
Did I miss all the Diaz apologists in the original thread on this or have they not arrived yet?
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
I love Diaz fights
but he robbed me of Condit vs Penn. I’ll only forgive him if he fights Penn himself.
by Tats16 on Sep 7, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Most of them have gone into hiding. Even they have their limits.
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
Maybe they’ll run into Nick.
"I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don't have to."- Albert Einstein
by Tim Bernier on Sep 8, 2011 12:03 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
Didn't really see any of them so far
I hear everyone in Mania is on Diaz’s side but that’s not really surprising.
Yeah
He smokez weed bro LOL 420 Stockton Bitch. We drive POS cars too!
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
ALL AUDIS UP IN THIS BITCH
100 DOLLAR TIPS TO THE VALETS BRO
What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 7, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Look
I’m sorry I own 15 companies and mmalogic and I drive Lambos together. You mad brah?
BOOSH
by Farthammer on Sep 7, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't lie
I heard you bet pink slips, he shouted “LETS MOTHERFUCKERS”, and now you ride the bus to Google.
Remember all those folks that said WEC lightweights simply wouldn't be able to hang in the UFC? Yeah.......
by Charles Awad on Sep 7, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
but I tip the bus driver TWENTIES
BOOSH
by Farthammer on Sep 7, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Now THAT'S ballin
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
i only imagine getting off the bus looking like this...

'....and if you can't fuck with that, you must be celibate.'
by Victor Rodriguez on Sep 8, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
treat her nice!

Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I honestly like this one better
I feel better boning some barfly in it
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
A well prepped Quattro from back in the day...
wins you some serious money…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Sep 8, 2011 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like this gem from a fan on one of his fake FB profiles...
Dana White is a Dick!!You just cut his money too so fuck him and all these punkass MMA Promoters thinkin’ they own sumbody!!
AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.
by Zachary Kater on Sep 7, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
And you are saying that is incorrect?
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The double exclamation marks really drive the point home.
AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.
by Zachary Kater on Sep 7, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
It works similarly to triple dollar signs
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
nice new sig
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
Thank you
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I only read sigs when someone says this
Remember all those folks that said WEC lightweights simply wouldn't be able to hang in the UFC? Yeah.......
by Charles Awad on Sep 7, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
MDH's avatar getting some free publicity.
AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.
by Zachary Kater on Sep 7, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
bring it on
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Except i look more like this guy
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
How often do you wear the bow tie?
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
less often than Tucker Carlson
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Trik ass marks
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Sep 8, 2011 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll still tune in to watch the guy in whatever backwater promotion he ends up
This whole episode was aggravating, but he remains fun as hell in the cage, and I’ll still take the chance of seeing a Nick Diaz fight over the certainty of seeing a Jon Fitch fight.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 7, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I really hope he doesn't get cut
There are far too many good fights for him in the UFC and he’s far too talented to go anywhere else
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
yeah, me too
but I think he might have screwed the pooch a little too much here. I don’t see how they rectify this. And we know Dana doesn’t mind holding a grudge.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 7, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Dana also recognizes a commodity
Which Diaz definitely is. He may not ever be a huge PPV draw, but I’d bet he brings some eyes.
And I get them cutting him from the fight, but cutting him from the UFC would be massive overkill.
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
He also doesn't mind changing his mind
and completely spin everything to seem as if he was totally in control the whole time.
There has been thousands of comments on BE today about a canceled fight.
More than about Brock vs Overeem.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
As the world's last Paul Daley fan
I’m just not super optimistic about Nick’s future following this little episode. I hope you’re right and I’m wrong.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 7, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey.
I’ve been a Daley fan for awhile now. Don’t try to take that away from me.
What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 7, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
My bad.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 7, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Daley is something else.
Same kind of childish antics, except without the obvious mental health problems.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
Daley shows up to pressers.
What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 7, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
The same childish behavior, along with obvious mental health problems
Happy?
Anderson Silva is, and forever will be the greatest of all time.
Where can I buy my Cerrone cowboy hat?
That came out wrong
I’m not even gonna fix it
Anderson Silva is, and forever will be the greatest of all time.
Where can I buy my Cerrone cowboy hat?
The obvious answer
is to give me the Daley-Diaz rematch I’ve been asking the universe for and let them sort it out.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 7, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
how about a jon fitch vs. nick diaz fight?
i tried to change my username to 'big country fit' but the system wouldnt let me.
by gspmademegay on Sep 8, 2011 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
When I wake up screaming, that's what I see in my mind.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 8, 2011 8:03 AM EDT up reply actions
and I’ll still take the chance of seeing a Nick Diaz fight over the certainty of seeing a Jon Fitch fight.
As Nick’s reward for this caca del toro, you just might get both…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Sep 8, 2011 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Diaz is so entertaining
Why couldn’t he be this entertaining… AT THE FUCKING PRESS CONFERENCE??
Remember all those folks that said WEC lightweights simply wouldn't be able to hang in the UFC? Yeah.......
by Charles Awad on Sep 7, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
What is this, Cigano vs Big Country?
Remember all those folks that said WEC lightweights simply wouldn't be able to hang in the UFC? Yeah.......
by Charles Awad on Sep 7, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Time travelling Picard vs young Shatner IMO.
What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 7, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Whoppers make it impenetrable
follow me @Roger_Anderson3
if you really want to you can add me on facebook too at facebook.com/roger.andersoniii
by Andy Anderson on Sep 7, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Dear God
What shitty video store can I buy this at?
Anderson Silva is, and forever will be the greatest of all time.
Where can I buy my Cerrone cowboy hat?
Remember kids...
When in a firefight, truffle shuffle.
The North remembers...
Would you like Freys with that?
That's one thing about Diaz...
His awkward moments with the press tend to funny as hell.
Gomi’s “little fucking hadouken punches” and “Ninja’s girlfriends sitting in trees waiting to kill shit” were great.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
by Tonley on Sep 7, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If you were in San Fran to really catch a flight to Vegas for the press conference, why didn’t Cesar know where you were? Why didn’t you call the UFC and let them know what happened? Speaking of, what happened that you missed your flight in the first place?
I feel bad for Cesar and your team. This makes everyone look bad. You let a lot of people down. I hate seeing such a great fighter self destruct like this.
1. Anderson Silva is waiting for you to punch him.
2. That guy is Anderson Silva.
3. Don't fucking punch that guy.
by Chris Barton on Sep 7, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Open letter?
Anderson Silva is, and forever will be the greatest of all time.
Where can I buy my Cerrone cowboy hat?
Cabbage Letter.
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
.
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Speaking of, what happened that you missed your flight in the first place?

Maybe he forgot his towel?
"A guy in Texas came up to me and told me ‘Frye you're not mixed martial arts, you're no holds barred’, and I said you're god damn right partner." ~ Don Frye
by sBruce24 on Sep 8, 2011 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe he forgot his towel
on his plane that crashed
by nevergoasstomouth on Sep 8, 2011 6:10 AM EDT up reply actions
UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He doesnt deserve to be in the UFC. He ducks out and then post a video saying practically that he doesnt give a shit.
"I don't think strength plays that big of a difference. If it's that big of a difference, then the elephant would be the king of the jungle, not the lion."- Anderson "The Spider" Silva
Confirmed by people close with him
There are a lot of issues with his “entourage” right now. They legitimately told him to let the presser come to him. He’s not mentally healthy and combining it with shitty people around him really screwed his chances.
Follow me on twitter @MattRoth512
He just has a crew of people who are giving him a ton of shitty advice
Follow me on twitter @MattRoth512
by Matthew Roth on Sep 7, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
And drugs
Anderson Silva is, and forever will be the greatest of all time.
Where can I buy my Cerrone cowboy hat?
Good weed + Shitty friends =
Bad decisions?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Always
C’mon Rollo, or whatever your real name is.
Anderson Silva is, and forever will be the greatest of all time.
Where can I buy my Cerrone cowboy hat?
Good weed + Bad friends can lead to enormous personal growth
sometimes
Learn JiuJitsu.
Jimmy McNulty wannabe.
by RolloTomasi on Sep 7, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Don't forget the hilarious stories.
AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.
by Zachary Kater on Sep 7, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
If personal growth..
..is lying face down in a ditch with weevil colonies churning in your eye sockets.
lebron’s entourage also includes the boston red sox and liverpool fc so i would say thats pretty shitty.
by milliondollardreams on Sep 8, 2011 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I know Layzie is his friend, but I’m not gonna take the Middle Easy rumor mill as gospel on this…or anything.
"You are a miserable human being." - Mike Fagan
My twitter: @TB_Money
Not talking about Layzie
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 7, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Then who are you talking about?
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
Other friends of his
Follow me on twitter @MattRoth512
by Matthew Roth on Sep 7, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Chael?
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nah, some mexican
Follow me on twitter @MattRoth512
by Matthew Roth on Sep 7, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
The Filt?
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Dude, that’s the rumor mill word for word.
"You are a miserable human being." - Mike Fagan
My twitter: @TB_Money
And it was confirmed to me from someone outside of Layzie
Follow me on twitter @MattRoth512
by Matthew Roth on Sep 7, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty amazing when someone says it’s an exact quote of a rumor.
Pretty sure you can paraphrase a rumor and no one will slam you later for being inaccurate. Jus’ sayin’….
.....
I told you not to get on the Nick Diaz Express®.. Get on board the Jake Train® instead! Next stop: Fight Night 25® Winner's Circle!
by Scabby Knuckle on Sep 8, 2011 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions
His own brother is no apart of his entourage then
because he was disappointed in nick
Layzie
was the idiot who tried telling people Nick was in Vegas.
1. Anderson Silva is waiting for you to punch him.
2. That guy is Anderson Silva.
3. Don't fucking punch that guy.
by Chris Barton on Sep 7, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
nonono
he “heard” he was in vegas
The artful muppet formerly known as KrmtDfrog.
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 7, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
uh... he was in san fran. watch the vid
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 7, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
thuggish ruggish
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
LtS wishes
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Please read my sardonic wit and over-blown sense of self over at headkicklegend.com
by Cory Braiterman on Sep 7, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
An open letter to Nick Diaz

Signed, MMA fans.
The artful muppet formerly known as KrmtDfrog.
Please read my sardonic wit and over-blown sense of self over at headkicklegend.com
by Cory Braiterman on Sep 7, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 25 recs
Have you seen him fight?
Watch about 30 seconds of any fight and you know getting beat down is not a concern for him.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
I don't like him
But this is 100% true
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
...

The artful muppet formerly known as KrmtDfrog.
Please read my sardonic wit and over-blown sense of self over at headkicklegend.com
by Cory Braiterman on Sep 7, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions 18 recs
...

THREE MUSKATEERS BAR P4P BEST HALLOWEEN CANDY
by BloodbathAndBeyond on Sep 7, 2011 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
11 levels of crazy
Simple and plain.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
Wtf nick
I’m still in shock Well there goes 2 fights I really wanted to see
by elmojo on Sep 7, 2011 10:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Wtf nick
I’m still in shock Well there goes 2 fights I really wanted to see
by elmojo on Sep 7, 2011 10:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I couldn’t give less of a shit about him not attending pressers. Before today’s festivities, I was arguing that him NOT showing up brought more attention to the fight than him answering generic MMA media questions ever would. I want to see GSP vs. Diaz, and would love to see it still happen.
My issue with Diaz is now that he took NO responsibility for being pulled from the fight. He didn’t say some personal stuff was going on (as in, the anxiety issue), he didn’t offer up any sort of reason for him ditching the show, and he took absolutely NO responsibility for being pulled off the card.
If there was ANY sort of semi-decent reason for him to not show, he could have told Dana. Dana would have been pissed, yeah, but I don’t think he would have lost the fight. So now, he wants to blame everyone but himself for losing out on this opportunity? Dammit Nick, c’mon son.
Twitter me @kkelchner621
Yeah, just when you think he might man up he ups the anti on irresponsibility.
Your beliefs become your reality.
by Hardy's in your face on Sep 7, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
This totally isn't the guy the UFC would want to win the title
I respect your opinion even though it's wrong.
Maybe Nick was too busy practicing his true calling..and doesn't have time for beauty pageants

see more Gifs
He better hope he can start blowing seat rings
He will need one after Dana opens his bum wide.
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
So let me understand this...
He is driving back from the SF where he was at the airport about to get on a plane to Vegas to attend a press conference however he didn’t get on the plane because he heard that Condit was being given the fight at the press conference he was on his way to attend?
Nick Diaz vs. Karo Parisyan
whoever breaks down first loses.
Parisyan won by split decision
In fact, GSP disposed of two fighters Nick lost to.
I respect your opinion even though it's wrong.
I know they fought before
back when they weren’t head cases.
I actually scored the fight for Diaz I think.
I say make it a tag team match...
Diaz and Karo vs. Filho and the voice inside his head,
AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.
by Zachary Kater on Sep 7, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Anybody got the gif
of Filho looking all around the cage during the Sonnen fight?
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
I think Filho broke Sonnen

He seemed like a nice polite guy back then, I think Filho sent him over the edge.
Chael looks…..puzzled
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Wouldn't you be?
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
I still am now
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude I would have tapped to that kind of crazy
The shit ain’t right
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
by Chris Hall on Sep 7, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Lunacy is contagious.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
This was the first Sonnen fight I watched and it pissed me off that Sonnen couldn’t finish him when he was right there in front of him spaceing out. Wasn’t a fan till after he trashed Okami.
There's no good reason to be a Sonnen fan
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

Learn JiuJitsu.
Jimmy McNulty wannabe.
by RolloTomasi on Sep 7, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
Funniest shit I've ever seen
Remember all those folks that said WEC lightweights simply wouldn't be able to hang in the UFC? Yeah.......
by Charles Awad on Sep 7, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Might have just gotten me a reprimand at work over this…
The North remembers...
Would you like Freys with that?
Me swearing or the pic?
Remember all those folks that said WEC lightweights simply wouldn't be able to hang in the UFC? Yeah.......
by Charles Awad on Sep 8, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
I was thinking of the comic strip style picture of the same fight when I posted this.
AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.
by Zachary Kater on Sep 7, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
The Z function always leaves me looking stupid.
AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.
by Zachary Kater on Sep 7, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
zz
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
by Chris Hall on Sep 7, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I am shocked that 40% of my comments dont look like this
especially in live threads
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I always get angry at my keyboard before realizing there’s 7 Z’s in my subject line.
AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.
by Zachary Kater on Sep 7, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Me too
“Fucking scroll, DAMMIT!!”
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
by Chris Hall on Sep 7, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So true
Burke had one on the Evans/Ortiz event I think.
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
Fuck, I do it all the time in live threads.
"You are a miserable human being." - Mike Fagan
My twitter: @TB_Money
I don't know how I don't have a bunch of them
Especially live threads where I’m typically very drunk
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
What are you guys talking about?
Anderson Silva is, and forever will be the greatest of all time.
Where can I buy my Cerrone cowboy hat?
Dude
you can’t possibly comment on here and not know about Z.
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
Oh, he doesn't know.

Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
What's in the boooooooox?
What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 7, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
What's in the fucking boooooooooox?!?!?!
What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 7, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Hitting Z cycles to new comments on the page, but we end up leaving the cursor in the subject line of the comments. Which causes frustration, and subject lines that appear to be sleepy.
AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.
by Zachary Kater on Sep 7, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
by Chris Hall on Sep 7, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Oh. Yeah. That one directly above me.
God I’m an idiot.
AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.
by Zachary Kater on Sep 7, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
To his credit
Diaz vs Parysian was one of the best fights in UFC history imo.
I know Diaz is a fighter...
but how could he miss a press conference that stands to gain Zuffa a few extra PPV buys? I mean what an ass hole. [sarcasm]
Torres, Florian, Aoki, Kampmann, 'Mayhem', Mousasi, Fedor
Seriously?
More exposure for himself = Much more opportunities to make money
You really think that no-showing ONLY hurts Zuffa?
I'm a fan who likes to watch these kind of fights...
I really don’t give a shit who’s paying who. But I’m not convinced that Diaz has lost any money by not attending this ‘beauty pagent’. After GSP beats up Condit, Diaz will be back in the mix — maybe next time Dana will be more respectful of Nick’s attitude… maybe not — Dana White is an asshole who is not even coming close to maximizing his company’s profit potential.
Torres, Florian, Aoki, Kampmann, 'Mayhem', Mousasi, Fedor
Assuming he doesnt get cut or lose his next fight.
I love u turned Nick no showing a press conference into Dana White not being respectful enough of Nick’s attitude!!
is everyone on this site an employee of ZUFFA?
who gives a shit about a press conference? Are you canadian? Did you buy a ticket?
Torres, Florian, Aoki, Kampmann, 'Mayhem', Mousasi, Fedor
Shouldn't you be in bed now?
Anderson Silva is, and forever will be the greatest of all time.
Where can I buy my Cerrone cowboy hat?
by halitosis on Sep 7, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
I am young and idealistic. But, i’m older than 12.
Torres, Florian, Aoki, Kampmann, 'Mayhem', Mousasi, Fedor
Damn right you are
13 year olds ARE NOT CHILDREN.
Anderson Silva is, and forever will be the greatest of all time.
Where can I buy my Cerrone cowboy hat?
by halitosis on Sep 7, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
who gives a shit about a press conference?
Well for starters, press. And I promise, that’s just the tip of the iceberg.
AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.
by Zachary Kater on Sep 7, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Dude,
Do you realize when you miss a PRESS conference the entire PRESS will do their job in letting every single interested person know that this guy, Nick Diaz, is a loser flake who couldn’t even catch a flight to show up to a media engagement that would only benefit not only his wallet but viewership of a fight he apparently doesn’t care for?! And that the entire PRESS will most likely brand this guy as a LOSER STONER DUCK?
As 13-year-old-who-listens-to-Crass-“I don’t give a shit what people think about me” as we like to be—fucking up something monumental like the opportunity to face the P4P #2 Welterweight kingpin in the largest MMA organization is just plain dumb.
Also, not all of us are employees of Zuffa. We’re just able to see irresponsible idiotic actions for what they are, and understand the consequences of being a tool can be swift and just. You don’t have to be Dana White’s nut-hugger to understand those elementary concepts of real-world responsibility.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by teenwoolf on Sep 7, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
true...
and all I know is what the press tells me.
Torres, Florian, Aoki, Kampmann, 'Mayhem', Mousasi, Fedor
All I'm saying is
Nick Diaz’s dumbshit actions affected you and I from seeing him possibly batter or sub GSP. Don’t blame Dana White for being a business man instead of a super chill, relaxed dude who’s fine with his fighter not showing up to work and fulfilling his obligations. Blame the asshole who AGREED to follow through something, and backed out of it because he’s a coward and a loser.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
i'm still willing to pay to see the fight...
aren’t you?
Shame on you Dana White!
Torres, Florian, Aoki, Kampmann, 'Mayhem', Mousasi, Fedor
When you actually have to pay your own rent….get back to us.
"Kristy Alley...Val Kilmer...global warming...." - Matt in Cleveland
by Bakuto on Sep 8, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
obviously, everyone would pay to see the fight. The question is why would Dana and Lorenzo risk their reputation and PPVon a guy who doesn’t show up to something he agreed to AND not return phone calls. Makes Condit look likwe the obvious choice here.
Your beliefs become your reality.
by Hardy's in your face on Sep 8, 2011 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Inorite!!!
Who gives a shit if he contractually obligated to do this. He’s a fuckin fighter. He just fucking fights!!! Amirite???
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
huh

"eat a dick." - Chris Barton
by Robert Cowan on Sep 7, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm a huge fan of Nick Diaz.
And this doesn’t change my stance at all. I love Nick Diaz for being a cartoon character. He’s outlandish and funny and does crazy things and starts playing with nunchucks on conference calls. If I turned my back on Nick for no-showing a press conference, it would be admitting that never was a fan of his in the first place.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
by pdl on Sep 7, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions 9 recs
Even Brock Lesnar the most antisocial hermit of all time shows up to his obligations.
Diaz can’t draw 1/5 of what Brock can so if he wants to be a fucking fighter he needs to show the fuck up when he is told.
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Lesnar backed out of the JDS fight!
Follow me on twitter @MattRoth512
by Matthew Roth on Sep 7, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
To be fair
Lesnar used to have problems with it. I mean he never no showed a press conference but I think it was at UFC 100 he got up and was ready to leave when the press conference was still going on until Dana spoke with him.
So
we agree
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
It was irresponsible and unprofessional.
Those are two of the things that made me a Diaz fan. He is who I thought he was.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
by pdl on Sep 7, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
My thoughts exactly
I’m not gonna divorce my wife for being the crazy bitch I always knew she was.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
I'm still a fan too
Love the Diaz brothers and their attitudes but Nick definitely messed up and I don’t think Dana was too harsh in pulling him from the fight. Just how Dana rolls and I hope he isnt cut from the UFC altogether
Don't be scared Gomi...
by ThatsHowIRoll on Sep 7, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
HEAR HEAR
Co-sign, rec, etc.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 7, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought we were gonna disagree on this
Based on the last thread.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
I don't think anybody will share my opinion on this whole thing.
It’s a lot from all sides of the table. I’m working on something bigger to post later, but I’m simultaneously being absurdist, pragmatic, and a fanboy.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
I'm still in shock
I basically feel the same way. I’m just more sympathetic I think.
IMO, no remotely healthy 28 year old does this.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
Sucks so bad that he didn't show. :'(
Look at my avi, Nick! LOOK AT IT!
*sobs
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
@xFenixKnightx on the Twitter
The real question here:
Is he ready to fight?
Why won’t he just tell us?
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
I thought I heard him mumble towards the end
That he is not quite ready to fight.
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
He didn't even tell us why he didn't get on the plane
He said he heard that Condit got the fight at the press conference. Which means he was on his way to the airport during the press conference?
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 7, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder if Andy's ready to fight.
What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 7, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
andy wang?
probably not
Don't be scared Gomi...
by ThatsHowIRoll on Sep 7, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH HE'S A WARRIOR!
sob
What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 7, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
TAKE 'EM DOWN WANG!
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 7, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm cruel
Nick Diaz should fight Dan Hardy. Douchebag vs. Wannabe Douchebag and a great showcase of two guys who WAR!
I respect your opinion even though it's wrong.
Which is which?
The level of WAR Hardy brings is like a rain cloud to Nick’s typhoon.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
Hardy's "War"
Is more like a single cloud in the sky on a beautiful day
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
I'm not sure
Hardy has POWERFUL hands and “ever-improving” Jiu Jitsu according to Rogan
I respect your opinion even though it's wrong.
Ever-improving is such a brilliant way to spin holes in a guy's game as a positive.
Brock Lesnar has ever-improving striking defense.
What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 7, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
"Ever-improving" in his submission defense is Chael Sonnen, Joe.
I respect your opinion even though it's wrong.
That almost never happens
unless it’s like some video of someone kicking a puppy or something.
My friend's little brother went to school with her
she’s home schooled now or something because everyone made fun of her.
That's horrible
People really sicken me, I get that she put a public video and it’s everyone’s right to comment, but damn seriously, telling a 13 year old to kill herself…
Yeah
theres some pretty fucked up people out there. I never read youtube comments anymore because it’s even worse than Mania and Sherdog combined… maybe
Mania
there fucked up over there all they do is just name call and say the dumbest most offensive shit to get under someones skin. Most of the comments actually have nothing to do with what the article is about.
by Mark Colemans Takedown coach on Sep 8, 2011 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions
I just read through a thread
where they were talking about ogling the chunky asses of retarded girls in the special olympics. Fine lot of men they are!
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 3:46 AM EDT up reply actions
If the like/dislike to views ratio holds up, his video is seeing a ton of views right now. lol Typically there are significantly less likes/dislikes than views, so if that holds up, he’s doing good. Maybe Nick can make up that lost money in ad revenue.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Sep 7, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
He probably would have made more
if he titled it “Idiot filming himself on freeway”.
Dear Nick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_-e_iSFE6g
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by Jeteyes on Sep 7, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
No BJ vs. Fitch fight!
No, Fitch wouldn’t be ready for that fight. Because we were going to do Fitch vs. [Matt] Hughes when Diego [Sanchez] fell out, but Fitch isn’t ready.
I don’t really get the excuse but I don’t care. Going from BJ vs. Condit to BJ vs. Fitch would make everyone hate Diaz even more.
Well at least there's some good
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
That makes me happy
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
Penn vs. Shields if Shields chokes out Ellenberger really quickly
I respect your opinion even though it's wrong.
A one month turnaround for Shields?
That’s brutal
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
Especially given the loss of his pops
but maybe he could use the distraction
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
He may stay in the gym, but I couldn't imagine him fighting again so soon.
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
i cant even believe his still fighting the Jake v. Jake fight
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Me neither
Mad props for that. But the “needs a distraction” idea is probably exactly why he’s doing it.
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
Hopfully he comes out of this loss better than Kang did.
After the whole GF and bushido finals lost he was never the same.
I’d rather just climb this fridge
They have no other options after that
Other than maybe Hendricks
I respect your opinion even though it's wrong.
Somebody brought this one up earlier
And I like the Alves fight.
But didn’t Dana tell Helwani he wouldn’t believe what fight they want to give Penn? Really makes me wonder what he’s trying to do.
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
Yeah Alves doesn’t give me the “oh my god” reaction Dana claimed…
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by Zachary Kater on Sep 7, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly
He’s a possible number 2, but doesn’t fit with a huge announcement
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
Yeah the way Dana is talking about
i’m guessing he’s thinking of signing somebody or something like a catch weight maybe.
Melendez or Guillard? I doubt BJ wants to fight at LW though so that would have to be a catchweight or something.
It’s a longshot but maybe Nate Marquardt? Dana gets over grudges pretty quickly if he can make money off it.
I thought Marquardt when he first said that, just cause it would surprise a lot of people. Not sure how it would work though, since he signed a contract with bamma
Yeah I was concerned about the Bamma contract too
maybe it’s a non-exclusive contract? probably not.
This
would actually be a great fight…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Sep 8, 2011 4:02 AM EDT up reply actions
If BJ can fight Lyoto at heavyweight
then why not Anderson at middleweight! :)
by nevergoasstomouth on Sep 8, 2011 6:24 AM EDT up reply actions
wait
what about Cung Le at a catch weight? Cung wants a ufc fight, and it would surprise the hell out of people!
Plus it would be fun.
I'm not sure
Cung Le is old and hasn’t fought in forever.
But he WANTS a Ufc fight
Just give it to him
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
Plus he should be next in line for Anderson Silva
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
You all guys know that it's gonna be Dan Hardy.
May the brix be shat.
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by Unabomberman on Sep 7, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I really wanted to see that Hughes/Fitch fight.
Glad to see they tried.
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Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.
by Zachary Kater on Sep 7, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
That really would be a good fight
Maybe they scrap Ebersole/MacDonald and give him one of them
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
But those won't be up to the hype Dana is spouting
it has to be something huge to make up for the loss of the Condit fight.
Jason Reinhardt
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah thought about that afterward
And it’s a huge jump for either of them. And BJ makes a huge paycheck that prolly would be wasted on a fighter without a “name”
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
anyone think there's any chance of BJ vs Diaz?
I don’t but it’s nice to dream
Don't be scared Gomi...
by ThatsHowIRoll on Sep 7, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Totally think this could happen
Fits what Dana was saying. And he left the door wide open for Diaz to continue to fight with the UFC.
I’m certainly no expert in California geography but why would he drive to San Fran to catch a flight Vegas? That’s about a six hour drive by my calculations whereas Vegas is about four hours. The whole thing just seems messed up.
by MMArmy on Sep 7, 2011 10:47 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
What?????
Stockon to Frisco is 6 hours?
Maybe a round trip during rush hour.
Most flights from NorCal hub in SF. Its like a 45 minutes flight to Vegas from there.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
Stockton to SF is under 2 hours drive
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly
That’s why I said he must mean round trip during rush hour/
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
And that is even with stops at Ikes Place and Pinkberry
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
You really believe Diaz eats ice cream?
Don’t you know he’s being followed Dreyer’s?
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
I could be more understanding if someone close to him died or if he had like a bad acid trip or has social anxiety
but damn it this fight was going to be good and could of done him a lot of good
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That's right
Give him a contract where he has daily appearance obligations. Nothing at all could possibly go wrong…
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
by Chris Hall on Sep 7, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
serious chris81203 is serious
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
and that's a rec
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
nick diaz is a total badass
a complete idiot, but still badass
"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
This will make you sort of feel better
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue
You don’t even have to be able to read it to enjoy it.
Courtesy of Childish Gambino.
I forgot to say just scroll down
you don’t even have to be able to speak whatever language it is.
Thanks for the heads up
I was a second away from clicking the link
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
lol
wtf?
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
Yeah
Donald Glover has been posting some weird shit lately.
This one is actually funny though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM&feature=player_embedded
by av1o3 on Sep 7, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
WTF!?
HAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
"The fact that society may find speech offensive is not a sufficient reason for suppressing it. Indeed, if it is the speaker's opinion that gives offense, that consequence is a reason for according it constitutional protection."
My mind is full of fuck after watching that.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Sep 7, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
no
try japan. seriously.
'....and if you can't fuck with that, you must be celibate.'
by Victor Rodriguez on Sep 8, 2011 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
It's not that bad
just turn your speakers down a bit.
I went for Childish Gambino
I left for that fucking anime head looking at me. And no, I’m not putting the sound on.
Anderson Silva is, and forever will be the greatest of all time.
Where can I buy my Cerrone cowboy hat?
Oh, god... Is that Doctor Who?
My father has caused me to despise that wretched show.
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Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.
by Zachary Kater on Sep 7, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Peace out indeed, Nick. See you in OneFC.
The Internets: Where there are no girls and men become children.
Me too
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
Dana isn't beyond hasty decisions. Ask Jon Fitch.
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by Unabomberman on Sep 7, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Right
If it were going to happen it would likely have been as a knee-jerk reaction, although if Nick cops anything resembling as attitude with him, all bets are off…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Sep 8, 2011 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Is this for real?
Forget personality disorders, he might be fucking retarded.
by Kaibo on Sep 7, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
....
But, ya know, I’ve never not showed up to a fight. I’ve never backed out of a fight in my life, that’s not what I do. So I just wanted to throw that out there.

"Anderson Silva is the best fighter in MMA today. If you don't enjoy watching him fight, you have no heart." - Fraser Coffeen
by CasualMMAFan on Sep 7, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions 16 recs
All things The Wire are great
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by Andy Anderson on Sep 8, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
This is such a mess..
What a day. I understand the position of Dana 100%, but all i know is that I could go the rest of my life without having to see Diaz at a press conference and not give even kind of a shit. But I am genuinely sad and disappointed this fight is nixed. Goddammit Diaz, get it together.
Nick Diaz can go fuck himself
He’s acting like such a spoiled kid. All that he had to do was show up for his fucking press conference. He knew when he took the fight he would have to do press appearances, Dana made it very clear he had to “play the game,” & he’s acting like a petulant little shit that punched his brother one too many times & doesn’t understand why he’s grounded.
Did he not think Dana would pull him? Because we all know how rational Dana acts when pissed or when he thinks he’s been fucked over.
And not only did he fuck himself & the UFC over, he fucked over his fans too. The fans are the reason he got this fight now in the first place.
He's obviously got mental problems
That doesn’t excuse it, but it explains it.
Anderson Silva is, and forever will be the greatest of all time.
Where can I buy my Cerrone cowboy hat?
I understand that & can respect that
And I would’ve accepted that (sort of/maybe a little bit/not really) as an excuse, and I wouldn’t have written that if he’d come out & said “Sorry fans, I fucked up,” or would in some way, shape of form man up to what he did. OR DIDN’T EVEN SAY ANYTHING. But saying bullshit like “I’m sorry I didn’t make it to the beauty pageant,” and playing it off like this is crazy & he doesn’t understand why he got pulled, & shouldn’t be obligated to do media events on the sport’s biggest stage, in a championship fight against on of the sport’s biggest stars….that’s what drains me. He’s acting like a spoiled kid, and mental problem or not, this is not the route to go to get back into the good grace’s of the fans or your boss
And I'm sure he doesn't care about winning fans or his boss back over
And I don’t care because I don’t like him anyways & think he is severely overrated, but if he fucks up like this again he should be banished to BAMMA to fight Paul Daley & Twinkle Toes until the end of time
He only cares about...
getting high paid, but doesn’t seem to understand that he’s go to, y’know, do stuff, in order to get that money.
As an expert in mental problems…no it doesn’t explain it, it doesn’t excuse it. In fact it is insulting to people with real psychological problems that people equate what Nick is doing to people with real problems. Nick is doing it because he chooses to. His desire to smoke weed surely has something to do with it. Marijuana addiction is not a “mental problem.”
Oh yea, Im a Nick Diaz fan.
"Kristy Alley...Val Kilmer...global warming...." - Matt in Cleveland
This whole BLAME IT ON WEED thing is a little crazy
weed never made me act like that….and I’ve smoked ALOT of weed.
Learn JiuJitsu.
Jimmy McNulty wannabe.
It is in the man not in the weed.
Peace.
The Internets: Where there are no girls and men become children.
by Unabomberman on Sep 8, 2011 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Having mental problems does not make one an expert on them...
Seriously though, perhaps you are, but this drivel sounds nothing like it…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Sep 8, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Nick Diaz... When keeping it real goes wrong.

"There is no matter as such—mind is the matrix of all matter."- Max Planck
by Sir Smoke-A-Lot on Sep 7, 2011 11:13 PM EDT reply actions 12 recs
Get your motherfuckin hand outta my face
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
WUTANG!
"There is no matter as such—mind is the matrix of all matter."- Max Planck
by Sir Smoke-A-Lot on Sep 7, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
ARF ARF WU TANG!
Learn JiuJitsu.
Jimmy McNulty wannabe.
by RolloTomasi on Sep 7, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I love in the deleted scenes when he pushes him out of the chair and just walks over him
You are cold as ice!
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I just found out that The Chappelle show is on Netflix
I feel like going on a marathon.
The only thing this Nick Diaz drama has got going is
You can’t make this shit up. This goes for everything Diaz has done like: the Riggs hospital incident, KJ Noons post fight interview brawl in Hawaii & the infamous assault on Mayhem Miller.
by BrothaDarkness on Sep 7, 2011 11:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
tyson zone!
i tried to change my username to 'big country fit' but the system wouldnt let me.
by gspmademegay on Sep 7, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Given Tyson’s rehabilitation to a nearly-normal human being, Nick Diaz may be in sole ownership of the Tyson zone.
by Patrick Wyman on Sep 8, 2011 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
its a good thing diaz isnt smarter
because if he were, hed probably regret this for the rest of his life.
i tried to change my username to 'big country fit' but the system wouldnt let me.
by gspmademegay on Sep 7, 2011 11:33 PM EDT reply actions 26 recs
cannot rec this enough
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 8, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
I say this and only this....
I fucking love Nick Diaz. This is more press for this fight not happening than there ever would have been if the fight was happening.
by Hans Sprungfeld on Sep 7, 2011 11:39 PM EDT reply actions
I say this and only this....
-Nick Diaz is losing a lot of his fanbase for his immature bullshit.
-Nick Diaz screw himself out of a big payday that neither boxing nor other crackerjack mma organizations will ever give to him.
-Nick Diaz is afraid of GSP.
by Maclovio Williams on Sep 7, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
The second one is true
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 7, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Nuh uh, all of them are true
What the fuck is his problem?
Why does he always acts like a redass?
UFC delivered in all of his demands:
-He wanted to get paid. Boom, new contract.
-He wanted to fight top competition. Boom, fight against the WW champ.
There is no excuse unless he’s literally mentally ill, then in that case he should get some help. But in the meantime.
Fuck him.
by Maclovio Williams on Sep 8, 2011 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I doubt he's scared of GSP
I doubt he’s scared of anyone.
He’s just a mess.
Learn JiuJitsu.
Jimmy McNulty wannabe.
A redass? What makes you think he’s an Aggie…?
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Sep 8, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
...

THREE MUSKATEERS BAR P4P BEST HALLOWEEN CANDY
by BloodbathAndBeyond on Sep 8, 2011 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Fuck your mother!"
Got me laughing, I couldn’t take the rest of the video seriously.
Sorry Nick, you gotta do the stuff that they tell you to do…damn dude, you were a little over a month from the fight. Nobody screwed you, you screwed yourself.
As Sonnen, who I am no fan of, would say “If you say your gonna do something then do it”
PACIFIC RIM
in theaters
July 12th, 2013
*UPDATE:
Diaz will now have to fight Matt Serra (at catchweight)
"Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but it seems to me that when the giant who holds up the Earth dies, we are screwed!"
by AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe on Sep 8, 2011 12:22 AM EDT reply actions
Yeah, right.
The Internets: Where there are no girls and men become children.
by Unabomberman on Sep 8, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
So Nick will gain 55lbs to fight Matt Serra but he won't fight Mayhem?
Jeez.
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 8, 2011 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
most diabolical indeed.
keep hating, my friend…
'....and if you can't fuck with that, you must be celibate.'
by Victor Rodriguez on Sep 8, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
That's a conservative estimate bro.

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-Socrates
by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
He looks like The Butterbean
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 8, 2011 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions
I think Serra's been training with Roy Nelson at the buffet
They’ve drilled single chicken leg “take downs” countless times…
"Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but it seems to me that when the giant who holds up the Earth dies, we are screwed!"
by AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe on Sep 8, 2011 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Serious question, no fighter bashing or anything like that....but
Is he retarded? that’s pretty much what I got out of that video he seemed either really really high or mentally deficient. I am being serious that guy needs to see a therapist stat.
If you are retarded you are retarded. There's no cure for that, that's just how you were born.
Nick isn’t retarded—he may be off the deep end, yes, but he’s cognitive abilities are fairly on the same level as anyone else.
He may be an aspie, though. I mean, I think he may be an aspie.
The Internets: Where there are no girls and men become children.
by Unabomberman on Sep 8, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
"You Can't Fix Stupid..."
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Sep 8, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Nick was gonna get that title shot
But he got high
He could’ve shown up, and he could’ve fought
But he got high
Now he’ll be fighting Jon Fitch and I know why
Because he got high, because he got high, because he got high
"He's like Elvis in Korea! They love him there." - Mike Goldberg on Denis Kang
by Bolshevik on Sep 8, 2011 12:41 AM EDT reply actions 13 recs
Rec'd for the nostalgia factor.
The Internets: Where there are no girls and men become children.
by Unabomberman on Sep 8, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Nicely done
Dear Brock Lesnar,
Please beat Alistair Overeem. That is all.
Sincerely, Me
by Earl Montclair on Sep 8, 2011 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
I kind of like the idea of fighters being made to fight Jon Fitch as a punishment for bad behavior
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by CasualMMAFan on Sep 8, 2011 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That is a great idea.
It’s basically a guaranteed loss, and no one will watch it.
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It was obviously a monumentally stupid decision to avoid the press conference. However, I can’t help but feel like the UFC has missed an opportunity to create even more interest in this fight, using these antics to paint Diaz as the bat shit crazy heel. It is the perfect contrast to GSP’s squeaky clean image. I think these sort of antics appeal to casual and hardcore fans alike.
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by Doomrider on Sep 8, 2011 12:46 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
I find the whole thing sad and fustrating the more i read and think about
It angers me that he seems to not give a shit he let his whole team down and his fans. It upsets me to see that this guy clearly has some mental issues to do this again and again. This is not normal behavior for a person that is all right up there, to throw away a chance of a life time and to disappoint everyone around you and to make it seem like a big joke. This guy needs help its that simple
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 8, 2011 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
GSP has gentler features.
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by Unabomberman on Sep 8, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Argh...
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by Unabomberman on Sep 8, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Either way, as good a fight as GSP-Condit will be, I feel like I’ve been robbed of two of my most anticipated fights of the year.
Hit straight, hit hard, lift heavy.
by Doomrider on Sep 8, 2011 12:49 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
It would be amazing if the UFC somehow wrangled Marquardt away from BAMMA to fight Penn. There is some bad blood there that would get me excited for that fight.
Hit straight, hit hard, lift heavy.
by Doomrider on Sep 8, 2011 1:18 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
That would be a good fight,
but it would be really weird of them to pull Marquardt back in to fight, considering how they just treated Diaz (who didn’t even have drug testing issues).
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Towlie
Joe Rogan quit weed after watching this video.
He's Unreliable
The “Dana knows Nick Diaz is Nick Diaz” is silly. He agrees to show for a press conference and then fails to show. Are they supposed to say “oh well that’s just crazy ol’ Nick… at least we always know he never misses a fight”…??? NO. That would be crazy. Of course he’d miss a fight. I don’t care that he “always shows to fight.” He has exhibited behavior indicating that he cannot be relied on – period – whether to show up to fight or whether to promote a fight. They 100% made the right move. Its extremely unfortunate because he’s one of the most entertaining fighters to watch. But there’s more to it than that. What you do outside of the cage affects your ability to make a living inside of it – and whether you agree with it or not, its the complete truth. Maybe if he had a history drawing big PPV numbers, he’d still be on the card (or in the UFC for that matter). And maybe that fact is unfair. But what’s fair and what’s not fair is not at issue as it pertains to whether Diaz should be able to fight. He is the most self-destructive MMA fighter alive. He will regret stunts like this later in life. And for those of you who want to challenge that maaaan because “he’s independent and he’s his own maaaan maaaan” then just think about the opportunity he just lost out on. He’s crazy. And not just “oh did you hear what Nick Diaz said to Ariel Helwani crazy” but like legitimately ill. Why make a video? It would be one thing if he had a legit excuse, but I think Ceasar throwing him under the bus is telling. Not picking on anyone in particular, just a strawman. I just really wanted to see him fight. But now I’m glad he’s not and SOOO happy for NBK.
by miked612 on Sep 8, 2011 2:23 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Caesar’s been enabling this behavior for quite some time. No surprise here really. Nick will never get a shot like this again, and maybe deep down inside he didn’t want this fight. If it was about ‘getting paid’ this was the biggest payday he was ever going to see. Considering his fighting spirit and entertainment value, this is wasted opportunity on a grand scale. As far as the actual fight, we know GSP would have spared no time putting Diaz on his back and keeping him there. So no loss really.
Sounds like Caesar is a little bit...
Diazappointed?
by MuyThaiGroinAssault on Sep 8, 2011 2:59 AM EDT reply actions
you're so punny
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions
KEEP THOSE ELBOWS IN YOU BUM
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Cut Him
I was really looking forward to this fight, but he is emotionally unstable and has been enabled, as many have posted, for such a long time that his perceptions are skewed terribly. The fact that it was a press briefing has little to do with the fact that he cannot be trusted as a professional fighter whether it’s a press stop or anything else. Perhaps he is Nick being Nick, but that doesn’t mean a professional company is supposed to put up with that. Cut him.
WOW…sadly this will not be the last we hear from Diaz. This guy is so far out there that he may really go off the deep end. Dana did the right thing…how could he trust him to show up for the fight?
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by Alexander Daniels on Sep 8, 2011 7:57 AM EDT reply actions
For all of you who think Dana overeacted!
IMAGINE IF NICK IS THE CHAMP…. and never shows up for ANY press conf. or galas or other events. What will this say about MMA where respect is so important. He does not respect the sport. He respects the fight. This is not just about fighting. UFC is a league, an institution. Nick is a great fighter and I looking forward to this fight. I am glad that Dana has balls to to the right thing, even for a major event like this one. Nick ONLY cares about geting paid. Whily money is very important, it should not be the only thing on top caliber fighter’s mind.
by Neptoki on Sep 8, 2011 9:27 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Not trying to hate on a fighter.....
BUT THIS GUY IS A FUCKING MORON!
ATTN: NICK DIAZ
said?
Once around the sun - cruising, climbing
Jupiter Cyclops winks at me ... yeah, he knows who's driving
Hit neutral in the tail of a comet, let the vortex pull my weight
Push the seat back a little lower, watch light bend in the blower
Planets align ... A king is born
I love Nick Diaz the fighter when he's fighting
And I hate Nick Diaz the professional asshole
I keep reading that "this is why people like Nick Diaz"
Really? How is this behaviour likeable?
I’ve never liked Nick Diaz (or his brother), but now I actively dislike him. First of all, he’s an idiot. And this overwhelming bravado mixed with apathy just isn’t appealing at all.
I can’t imagine why anyone would like Nick Diaz for anything other than his fighting.
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People who side with Diaz probably have crappy jobs and are unable to get ahead in life.
And themselves really struggle with responsibilty. Diaz obviously has mental issues, possibly alcoholism or some other disorder. Being a professional athlete is more than just showing up on game day.
If youw ant to “get paid” Diaz, be somebody worth paying you lazy stoner!
by 209vaughn on Sep 8, 2011 1:21 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Punks
The Diaz brothers are punks. Always have been, always will be; it’s nice to see them finally being treated as such.
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