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pwnt.
-AboveThisFire
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall
Sonnen should invite Mr. Maia.
"No man dies for what he knows to be true. Men die for what they want to be true, for what some terror in their hearts tells them is not true."
Boom!
Meet me on Monsta Island. Where the girls look good and the MC's be Wildin'.
Also, follow me on Twitter @DeoWade
Hahahaha
Learn JiuJitsu.
"These are great days we're livin' bros. We are jolly green giants walking the earth, with guns."
Bigfoot never juiced derp
look up gigantism derr, derr.
by mcpeepants23200 on Sep 4, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
right, he just took a drug that does everything the steroid does, including making you test positive for it. Only the steroid would kill him, not the drug that does everything the steroid does
derp
Exactly.
Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo
by ANance on Sep 4, 2011 5:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
This was all around stupidity
Why don’t you look up Antonio Silva?
Anderson Silva is, and forever will be the greatest of all time.
Where can I buy my Cerrone cowboy hat?
Oh yeah, and derp
Anderson Silva is, and forever will be the greatest of all time.
Where can I buy my Cerrone cowboy hat?
Every tweet response to Sonnen should just be this:
∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ .
by gzl5000 on Sep 4, 2011 4:06 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
Here's his response.. It's a Meh to me but you be the judge..
@bigfootsilva, I want to tell you a joke so funny it will make your head grow. It goes like this..Oh wait, I see you have already heard it.
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates
by Johann on Sep 5, 2011 12:26 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
"When the first thing a doctor says to you is 'Can I get an autograph?' it's pretty easy to get any drugs you want." - James Irvin
by Kid Khaos on Sep 5, 2011 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rampage must have made that joke
Anderson Silva is, and forever will be the greatest of all time.
Where can I buy my Cerrone cowboy hat?
"Hey Silva...YOUR FACE!!!!!!"
UFC is my favorite sport and I’ve been watching and training it since Dana White invented it back in the early 90s. I’m not really into all the ground stuff, and every time I’ve ever tried any of it I end up getting banned from the gyms for my "problem" with frequent erections. My favorite fighter is without a doubt War Machine who’s just too real for all of you pussies to handle, and I wouldn’t hesitate to sacrifice my anus to him anytime if need be (it’s not gay if you’re an ALPHA).
Gus Johnson, best p4p commentator in the business.
by Fake Emcee on Sep 5, 2011 3:26 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Best response to this I can think of
“Tomorrow I will have a big head, and you will still be tapping.”
Don't quit your day job!
Xtreme Couture- The best never rest! The girl in my av is Kari Sweets (you're welcome).
"I swear it upon Zeus an outstanding runner cannot be the equal of an average wrestler."
-Socrates
by ElliotMatheny on Sep 6, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Bigfoot would've come back with an insult so harsh it would make Sonnen's balls shrivel up and die.
… but there’d be no point.
by M.Sphinx on Sep 5, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
“oh yeah, well at least my pituitary gland works!”
by RoB_ex on Sep 5, 2011 2:07 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 3 recs
“But not your gonads!”
"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."
by Goonisis on Sep 5, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Bigfoot wins with a 10-8 round over Sonnen
Nice slam there!
"I think he doesn't accept punches very well. I don't know why." - JDS speaking of Brock Lesnar
10-7 IMO
Xtreme Couture- The best never rest! The girl in my av is Kari Sweets (you're welcome).
"I swear it upon Zeus an outstanding runner cannot be the equal of an average wrestler."
-Socrates
by ElliotMatheny on Sep 6, 2011 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Hehe..
If only these two can actually fight each other..
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates
Well, Chael did call out all Silva's
and said they suck. Bigfoot would stomp his ass though, be it by submission or by savage, savage ground strikes.
Xtreme Couture- The best never rest! The girl in my av is Kari Sweets (you're welcome).
"I swear it upon Zeus an outstanding runner cannot be the equal of an average wrestler."
-Socrates
by ElliotMatheny on Sep 6, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope, this one is footlock escapes
aka BuckeyedBear34
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
~ Napoleon Bonaparte
Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself
~ Chinese Proverb
Bigfoot Silva has a veeerrrry underated insult game, Mike.
"Kickboxing is great. It combines the style and grace of boxing with... kicking." -- Norm MacDonald
by Anthony Pace on Sep 7, 2011 4:30 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Goldberg: "Absolutely, Joe. And he just keeps getting better!"
Rogan: "TREMENDOUS TREMENDOUS LEG KICKS TREMENDOUS HE JUST GOT ROCKED TREMNDOUS "
Xtreme Couture- The best never rest! The girl in my av is Kari Sweets (you're welcome).
"I swear it upon Zeus an outstanding runner cannot be the equal of an average wrestler."
-Socrates
by ElliotMatheny on Sep 8, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions
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