How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 4th Week of September
by Anton Tabuena on Sep 28, 2011 10:01 AM EDT
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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
DANA WHITE, OSCAR DE LA HOYA, FLOYD MAYWEATHER, AND DAN RAFAEL?
"I think dan rafeal takes it to personal.maybe he needs a hug? ...I just feel dan talking all that s%*#t is so unprofessional.I'm standing by my fighter 100 %" -Oscar De La Hoya
"Dan Rafael is lucky he doesn't write for mma because he wouldn't get a credential." -Oscar De La Hoya
"@OscarDeLaHoya don't back down to those fuckers Oscar!!! Always talkin shit and most have agendas!" -Dana White
"my point my friend, everyone has an agenda ESPECIALLY the media. Don't let em fool ya that they are unbiased" -Dana White
"I left the fight in the ring but Oscar and Ortiz keep doing interviews crying like some Golden Girl b*tches. I will f*ck both of you up." -Floyd Mayweather
"Victoria Ortiz's new nickname is "Take 2 of these and call me in the morning" ... Victoria Ortiz thought it was a head-butting contest. But that 2-piece gave him some act right... Does Victoria Ortiz want another rematch because he thinks he can win or does he want another payday? ... Victoria Ortiz's idol is Oscar De La Hoya aka Golden Girl ... I named this car "The Karate Kid". It's doing what Victoria Ortiz should've done. Put your hands up!" -Floyd Mayweather, constantly tweets about "Victoria" as he calls him.
"It's so sad mayweather has to bash people and flaunt money he's not going to [have] when he retires.give Ortiz a rematch.try beat him fair..." -Oscar De La Hoya, I can agree with the first sentence, but the next two, not so much.
There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena
Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould
RANDOM TWIDBITS
"BJJ would be terrible for a zombie invasion! Imagine pulling guard on a flesh eater!" -Dave Camarillo
"I jumped the gun on Machida vs Davis. Just found out Davis is still recovering from knee surgery. Sorry about that!" -Dana White
"For anyone with any questions @Mavymcmavmav had a stomach infection/food poisoning from the previous night before the @InsideTUF fight... @Mavymcmavmav beats my ass most of the time. Crap luck with the food poisoning. Anyone questioning his ability will know how great he is2012" -Cole Miller, talks about the reasons (or excuses) for his brother's loss on TUF.
LOOKS LIKE THE FUTURE IS NOW
"14-1" -Jon Jones, tweeted a few moments after his UFC 135 bout against Rampage.
"Coach Wink and I analyzed the UFC 135 performance and discussed big changes that needs 2 be made for the Evans fight. Glad to have homework" -Jon Jones
"Thanks to all that supported me for this fight. Didn't go my way but I feel I gave it 100%" -Matt Hughes
TWICTURES
"For @UFC fans down under, go pick up the @UFC_Australia mag" -Kenda Perez
"Gomi sad after his lost!! We will always be behind him and support him. Great fighter and cool respectful guy" -Junior Assuncao
"I Think I'm off the market :-/" -Roger Huerta
"I will be fighting @rogerhuerta afterall! Pharr, Tx get ready for a war Nov 26th!" -War Machine, almost pulled out of the fight cause of a cut he sustained in training.
"Aloha photo shoot :) Natasha Wicks, more photos on her FB page.
TWIDEOS
"Dom Cruz training blog - on fans and his fight family #3" -ufc
"Check out my latest video blog, 2 weeks to #UFC136" -Jeremy Stephens
"Ask & UL rec. http://twitpic.com/6ql230 RT @vatoben How can I find out 4 sure? In the name of science of course. @natashawicks @antontabuena" -Natasha Wicks, told me and Ben Kenney that she's a "hot little dancer"... Now she gives us video proof.
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I named this car “The Karate Kid”. It’s doing what Victoria Ortiz should’ve done. Put your hands up!"
not gonna lie, I lol’d
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by dbcb on Sep 28, 2011 10:10 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I don’t get it. When I think of The Karate Kid of someone needing to break all 3 blocks of ice with his hands.
“NO! All six!”
Me > Ben Henderson
@KrimsonTVN
DIA2ill.com coming soon....
Sweep the leg. Do you have a problem with that?
No, Sensei…. No mercy.
by RECE ROCK on Sep 28, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8lUt0Ile00
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
.....
If you can't wow them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit.
VEGAS IS GIVING AWAY MONEY AGAIN THIS WEEK. If you don't take LSU at -6 over WV then you're a big dummy. -3 last week and now -6? I glad they have SEC haters in vegas.
by DayGeaux on Sep 28, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
“BJJ would be terrible for a zombie invasion! Imagine pulling guard on a flesh eater!” -Dave Camarillo
Definitely my favorite of the week.
"You are a miserable human being." - Mike Fagan
My twitter: @TB_Money
I’m glad that boxing doesn’t have the censorship (e.g. banning every journalists, that critizes) agenda, that the UFC has
COMPLETELY different.
Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.
by halitosis on Sep 28, 2011 3:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
“BJJ would be terrible for a zombie invasion! Imagine pulling guard on a flesh eater!” -Dave Camarillo
I always thought about that. You can’t exactly choke out a member of the undead. I’m thinking more Karate with the quick 1 strike kills or Krav Maga.
Or a revolver…..good ol revolver.
Me > Ben Henderson
@KrimsonTVN
DIA2ill.com coming soon....
A shovel from Home Depot. You knock their heads off and they just sort of wander around purposelessly. Instead of being scary they become funny in a sad way.
.....
by Scabby Knuckle on Sep 28, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
High School of the Dead
you can thank me later.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Sep 28, 2011 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions
That show has no shame
http://unintelligentdefense.blogspot.com
by MattParker117 on Sep 28, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
haha ikr! Me and a few of my friends ran across it on netflix just last week and decided to watch all 12 episodes over the course of the weekend. MvC3 and zombie softcore hentai all weekend goofing around with college buddies was great.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Sep 28, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
I have always been partial to the shotgun, and or the always wonderful baseball bat.
by Hans Sprungfeld on Sep 28, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
The 12-gauge was always my weapon of choice in ALL zombie games
Melee I’d prefer an axe myself. Even a Hatchet or even better…..2 hatchets.
Me > Ben Henderson
@KrimsonTVN
DIA2ill.com coming soon....
Even if I were Anderson Silva I’d go out of my way to avoid hand-to-hand combat with a zombie. If I don’t have something at least as big as a baseball bat I’m running the other way.
by The so-called Beautiful on Sep 28, 2011 10:34 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
...
Saturday 10 Semptember 2011. Carl Noons vs Jack Marshman. That Fght Delivered
by Our Bovine Public on Sep 28, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm guessing
buddy didn’t survive?
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Sep 28, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
He survived
"I don't give a flying f**k who you think I look like"
looks like he has unlimited ammo so hes all good
Saturday 10 Semptember 2011. Carl Noons vs Jack Marshman. That Fght Delivered
by Our Bovine Public on Sep 28, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Bandanas do more than keep your hair up
Me > Ben Henderson
@KrimsonTVN
DIA2ill.com coming soon....
by Krimson on Sep 28, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
There is no way
I couldn’t rec this.
by Hans Sprungfeld on Sep 28, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Snake: “Don’t worry about ammo. I have infinite ammo”
Raiden: “WTF?”
Snake points to his bandana
Me: WTF? THIS GAME HAS NO FOURTH WALL
by discoandherpes on Sep 28, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Psycho Mantis
“Hmmm….you’re very careless.”
Whatever
“You save often…”
I mean, i guess.
“Hmm…you like Castlevania don’t you?”
(Puts down controller, walks away, proceeds in gathering bearings as heart races)
Me > Ben Henderson
@KrimsonTVN
DIA2ill.com coming soon....
by Krimson on Sep 28, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I love it
those mgs easter eggs…things are great. I remember hearing that in mgs3 that you could beat The End (that old sniper guy) by simply setting your ps3 clock/date ahead by some time and the old guy would have already died by the time you play the game again. Who thinks of shit like that? Only Kojima.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Sep 28, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Only watched the first episode. Why would you go into a city during a zombie apocalypse? Most people are trying to escape the city during a zombie invasion. Populated areas=shit ton of zombies.
by discoandherpes on Sep 28, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
cant remember what the reason was. Maybe to find his family? For some reason he was surprised when he turned the corner and seen this:
Saturday 10 Semptember 2011. Carl Noons vs Jack Marshman. That Fght Delivered
by Our Bovine Public on Sep 28, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Don’t act like you wouldn’t be surprised if you saw a horde of flesh eating minions of the undead coming straight for you. Unless your last name is Redfield, I don’t wanna hear it.
Me > Ben Henderson
@KrimsonTVN
DIA2ill.com coming soon....
Alice doesn’t exist. I’m not a big fan of the movies :/
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Sep 28, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Or Leon
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Sep 28, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions
His fam was in ATL
Learn JiuJitsu.
"Gelato isn't Vegan?" -- Superman
"It's milk and eggs bitch." -- The Punisher
If we're going hand-to-hand with the undead,
I prefer this approach
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Sep 28, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmm...worked in preview...
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Sep 28, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh crap...
This is embarassing. Scrolling up I thought the picture of Mayweather was Jon Jones. Am I a racist now? :(
It's ok
Everyone’s just a little bit racist. Some color coated puppets taught me that
Me > Ben Henderson
@KrimsonTVN
DIA2ill.com coming soon....
by Krimson on Sep 28, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I guess.
But it’s guys like p123 that bring it to a new level :/. Anyone know what happened to that guy? Did he finally get the permanent banhammer?
Ive seen him at mania
I should have shared the knowledge that Ben gases from my experience during our sweaty sex sessions. Not placing in the top 3 is karma return.
It ain't easy being white
Saturday 10 Semptember 2011. Carl Noons vs Jack Marshman. That Fght Delivered
by Our Bovine Public on Sep 28, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
This Ortiz business is just to get a payday
He wins 0/100 matches that night, and his own idiocy isn’t a good reason to watch him get the shit kicked out of him again.
Not afraid to nitpick
Dammit
“For anyone with any questions @Mavymcmavmav had a stomach infection/food poisoning from the previous night before the @InsideTUF fight… @Mavymcmavmav beats my ass most of the time. Crap luck with the food poisoning. Anyone questioning his ability will know how great he is2012”
Everyone has a fucking excuse!
If it's true
that’s a pretty valid fucking excuse.
Learn JiuJitsu.
"Gelato isn't Vegan?" -- Superman
"It's milk and eggs bitch." -- The Punisher
Pics of current and former Octagon girls are pretty easy to find. I don’t miss them here.
by The so-called Beautiful on Sep 28, 2011 10:59 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Anton . . . check out GSP's tweet
Guess who landed in town yesterday night to come train with me?for sure he’ll bring the much needed intensity to get prepared…Dan Hardy!!!
-------- I LOVE MMA MATH! GSP > Anderson Silva > Fedor
Matt Serra <> GSP > Jake Shields > Dan Henderson > Ryo Chonan > Anderson Silva > Henderson > Fedor
by VeeisAnimated on Sep 28, 2011 10:44 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Did shit just get real?!
Me > Ben Henderson
@KrimsonTVN
DIA2ill.com coming soon....
by Krimson on Sep 28, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
someone assembly the gifs!
Now I've switched signature to this one.
by the guy with the big nose on Sep 28, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
...
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
by T.C. Engel on Sep 28, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
What in the hizzy?
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Sep 28, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
i hope hr shows Gsp his technique for trading hooks with Condit
:-).
"Many have the will to win. Few have to will to prepare to win."
" A black belt only covers 2 inches of your ass. The rest is up to you." - Royce Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Sep 28, 2011 12:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 4 recs
*he
"Many have the will to win. Few have to will to prepare to win."
" A black belt only covers 2 inches of your ass. The rest is up to you." - Royce Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Sep 28, 2011 12:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Thank god he’s finding a way to stay relevant. I thought for sure a new handle was in store.
Your beliefs become your reality.
by Hardy's in your face on Sep 28, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah that’s seriously messed up. he’s gotta be pissed about that. looks like everyone else got to proof the banner first except him.
Your beliefs become your reality.
by Hardy's in your face on Sep 28, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
“For anyone with any questions @Mavymcmavmav had a stomach infection/food poisoning from the previous night before the @InsideTUF fight… @Mavymcmavmav beats my ass most of the time. Crap luck with the food poisoning. Anyone questioning his ability will know how great he is2012” -Cole Miller
Or a serious case of shit the beds.
Either way thanks for the laughs Micah
Follow me: @IISMASHII
Violence Begets Violence-Oct.25
The dude had more stupid dramatic pauses in his pre-fight speech than Horatio from CSI
K-1 Level Predictions Team
"What do you know about my vision? My vision will turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. Now ask yourself: Are you really ready to see that vision?"
-Huey Freeman
Im bummed people still watch that stuff
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Violence Begets Violence-Oct.25
by II SMASH II on Sep 28, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I love it!
But, I’m not that sad that Micah Miller is gone already.
Everybody has a heart. Except some people. - Bette Davis
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Hahaha :)
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This has a lot of Natasha, but I want
by Mandmeisterx on Sep 28, 2011 12:43 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
thank god
I was looking for a way to get to post this today
Now I've switched signature to this one.
by the guy with the big nose on Sep 28, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Actually...I would pay for that one...
not like a 2 on 1 in the ring. That wouldn’t be fun.
But 24 rounds, Ortiz comes out during the odd rounds, Hoya comes out during the even rounds.
I say Ortiz then Oscar
so it would be fair. Then if they lose just set Floyd up against Klitskhtchtklitchko and call it a day. Even after all that he would still duck Pac Man.
You know what they say
by NEW-HAMPSHIRE on Sep 28, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Mayweather likely gets worked in that one...
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Sep 28, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
floyd could beat his meat and ortiz at the same time.
by TheDreadedMarco on Sep 28, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Suprised you didn't post Hardy's tweets about going train with GSP
They gave me a chuckle.
The key is to hit the guy in the jaw really hard before the other guy does it to you.
by FreeLightningLee on Sep 28, 2011 3:09 PM EDT reply actions
Natasha Wicks is like the action sports version...
of the indie movie chick character that shows an apathetic/depressed/terminally ill Generation Y kid how to have fun again. And I love her for it.
"You never know. I don't know. You know?" -Nick Diaz
by John Danaher's Hair on Sep 28, 2011 3:51 PM EDT reply actions
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