Steven Seagal Reportedly Banned From Jon Jones' Locker Room Before UFC 135
by Tim Burke on Sep 26, 2011 8:00 PM EDT
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Steven Seagal just won't go away. It was pretty humorous when Seagal, with 100% seriousness, took credit for teaching Black House members Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida the front kicks that saw them defeat Vitor Belfort and Randy Couture respectively. I guess he thought he would take some of his wisdom over to another superstar, UFC light heavyweight champion Jon Jones, before UFC 135. But Fighters Only reports that Seagal got shot down:
"He was wondering if he could come and talk to me backstage before the fight, just give me some words of encouragement. I didn't think that would be a good idea," Jones revealed.
"My training staff works very hard on me. I'm their prodigy. I wouldn't want to disrespect them by welcoming someone else's master into our room, into our house, into our family."
They do report that Seagal had talked to Jones on the phone a few days before that though, which boggles the mind. After the fight, Seagal did a hilariously bad interview with MMA Fighting that is full of crazy. Here's a few of the gems. First, it is brought up that Jones threw a front kick to the face:
"Yeah, him and I did talk about that. But he hasn't learned it yet. You know, I never taught it."
Anderson Silva is a "very close friend" and Jones is "a kind-of-a-friend". Ringing endorsement there. Seagal doesn't want to see the two fight though. He praised Jones for a while, and also praised Quinton "Rampage" Jackson's head movement, but he had to get a bit of a jab in about Jones:
"Jon Jones wasn't himself tonight."
And when pressed about it and told that Joe Rogan found Jones' performance quite impressive, Seagal made the most sarcastic face possible for him (so basically he looked the same), and said in regards to Rogan:
"Okay. *laughs* I'm a fighter. I fought all my life. You can listen to him. Maybe he knows more than me. I don't know. My opinion? Jon Jones is much, much better than that. That's just my humble opinion. Maybe Joe Rogan knows more than me. I don't know."
He then went on to say that Rampage had been under siege all night because Jones was out for justice. But he added that no one was above the law because the octagon was on deadly ground, and sometimes when you're marked for death, you just have to make an executive decision.
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This dude is so full of shit.
-AboveThisFire
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall
I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal
by Patrick Tenney on Sep 26, 2011 8:02 PM EDT reply actions 13 recs
Yeah, he sounds like Chael Sonnen's dad
"A belt only covers two inches of your ****and the rest you need to back up on your own." Royce Gracie (allegedly...I just read it somewhere and thought it was cool for my sig!)
He talks a lot of smack.
But i wouldn’t say he was banned.
I think they’ve met at some point.
Liddell: 'I'll fight anyone, Silva? Yeah sure, Quinton Jackson? Sure, Randy Couture? Sure'
Reporter: 'What about Fedor Emelianenko?'
Liddell: 'Well if I'll have to...I'll fight him...if I have to'
for being sculpted from liverwurst
that’s a very convincing likeness of Seagal!
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by some schmuck in texas on Sep 26, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
he looks like somebody’s butch grandmother. fuck that dude.
Jones is just trying not to laugh AT Segal there.
"The Glen Rice scandal is way out of line w/ the GOP's values. They're interested in fucking black people by the millions, not one at a time"
by Victor Rodriguez on Sep 26, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
It would appear so
But damn look at how big Seagal is in general. His hands look like oven mitts.
Would have been gold to see a young Seagal with some MMA training.
Liddell: 'I'll fight anyone, Silva? Yeah sure, Quinton Jackson? Sure, Randy Couture? Sure'
Reporter: 'What about Fedor Emelianenko?'
Liddell: 'Well if I'll have to...I'll fight him...if I have to'
he looked like he was in great shape when he was younger. particularly in that clip on the Merv Griffin show before he was an actor. he did a live Aikido demonstration, but lost me when he started with that chi nonsense.
"The Glen Rice scandal is way out of line w/ the GOP's values. They're interested in fucking black people by the millions, not one at a time"
by Victor Rodriguez on Sep 26, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
I'll bookmark the link
Just at work now and youtube is blocked.. lol damn.
But yeah he used to look great, especially in some of his earlier movies you could tell he trained hard.
Liddell: 'I'll fight anyone, Silva? Yeah sure, Quinton Jackson? Sure, Randy Couture? Sure'
Reporter: 'What about Fedor Emelianenko?'
Liddell: 'Well if I'll have to...I'll fight him...if I have to'
The only thing that confirms is that Seagal has grown to be less bald...right?
Bullshit. He has a wig.
The Internets: Where there are no girls and men become children.
by Unabomberman on Sep 27, 2011 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I like how he fixes his hair after every move..
Looks like in great shape but he’s already breathing heavy from fake sparring with a little girl..
Yup, because as Brock Lesar showed us
it’s all about the size of your hands.
by ONE HIT QUIT on Sep 27, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
First thing that i noticed
Liddell: 'I'll fight anyone, Silva? Yeah sure, Quinton Jackson? Sure, Randy Couture? Sure'
Reporter: 'What about Fedor Emelianenko?'
Liddell: 'Well if I'll have to...I'll fight him...if I have to'
Damn Seagal is enormous
One of tow things is happening with this guy:
1. He is a legit master of the martial arts, does know what he’s talking about, and is respected by those fight.
or
2. He’s a delusional former action star, who everyone humors.
IDK which is true
If your not ready to fight shut your $@&%ING mouth! - BJ Penn
by warren305 on Sep 26, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
he’s a legitimate master of a specific martial art. he would be torn to shreds by any MMA fighter, even Cabbage Correira. he is also a delusional action star that doesn’t seem to be in on the joke.
"The Glen Rice scandal is way out of line w/ the GOP's values. They're interested in fucking black people by the millions, not one at a time"
by Victor Rodriguez on Sep 26, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
This ^^^^^
"Did you know that if you mix equal parts
of gasoline and equal parts frozen orange juice
concentrate, you can make napalm?"
Jones avoiding eye contact at the staredown again!
"A belt only covers two inches of your ****and the rest you need to back up on your own." Royce Gracie (allegedly...I just read it somewhere and thought it was cool for my sig!)
WHENEVER MR. SEAGAL SPEAKS HIS MIND... I'M LIKE
You have to beat the legend, in order to become the LEGEND
-Melvin Manhoef (after his destruction of Sakuraba)
by chopstickthugz on Sep 27, 2011 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
lil dude's experiencing
a chuckgasm.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Sep 27, 2011 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
i would love it.
"Many have the will to win. Few have to will to prepare to win."
" A black belt only covers 2 inches of your ass. The rest is up to you." - Royce Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Sep 27, 2011 10:32 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
With Scott Coker getting the winner…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Sep 27, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
my uncle is a blackbelt in Aikido (i know) & judo and...
Has been training since the 70s. Well anyway, he went to a segal seminar in Japan back in the day (pre Above the Law) . He said segal was the fastest man he had ever seen. He would snatch punches out of the air like it was nothing. Coming from my uncle its a rather credible story. So it is what it is. I am sure dude knows a thing or two.
"Many have the will to win. Few have to will to prepare to win."
" A black belt only covers 2 inches of your ass. The rest is up to you." - Royce Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Sep 27, 2011 10:26 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
coming from you, this is a credible story.
I think it is kind of funny to note that Joe Rogan has said specifially that catching punches is impossible.
All these, uh, dealmakers making deals. Ya know, I don't, all I know is I'm ready to fight so, ya know, I'm sorry I didn't make it to the beauty pageant.
NOW will you guys slow the hatin' on Jones?
I mean, no one can possibly be mad at him for banning Seagal, can they????
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
i will gladly set aside my marginal dislike for Jones
to accumulate a fuckload of hatred towads this fucking poser. Segal is a ho.
"The Glen Rice scandal is way out of line w/ the GOP's values. They're interested in fucking black people by the millions, not one at a time"
by Victor Rodriguez on Sep 26, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
But Jesus would of let anybody
in his locker room. I still dislike Jones.
Just Breed!
by ScoreCardOTN on Sep 26, 2011 10:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Wow
Someone is actually more delusional than Chael Sonnen.
I'm waiting for him to start hinting about his reign as Kumite champion.
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Sep 26, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
weapons or bare handed?
"The Glen Rice scandal is way out of line w/ the GOP's values. They're interested in fucking black people by the millions, not one at a time"
by Victor Rodriguez on Sep 26, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Because his hands are lethal weapons...*cue drum roll*
The Internets: Where there are no girls and men become children.
by Unabomberman on Sep 26, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
What are the odds...
He is secretly Sonnen’s father?
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Sep 27, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
I may have gotten it backwards,
or it might be some weird loop that creates itself, like the Starbrand…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Sep 28, 2011 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
For those that haven't seen the interview
It’s woth a watch, hilariously cringeworthy. Just prepare to be forced to hide behind your armchair and repeat the words “what the fuck..” to yourself on numerous occasions.
"Honestly, I've got nothing against Josh Koscheck personally........but the guy's just a dickhead"-Paul Daley
^^^^ this^^^^^
"Did you know that if you mix equal parts
of gasoline and equal parts frozen orange juice
concentrate, you can make napalm?"
Seagal is off his rocker
anyone else just feel bad for the guy?
his movie career is long gone now he is grasping at straws to keep his name relevant.
FightCove.com ... The Son's of ZUFFA
The fact you can’t be heard sniggering to yourself is impressive enough. On second thoughts, I don’t even know if i’d laugh if I was there in person for this. I’d probably just stand there gobsmacked by the ridiculousness of it all.
"Honestly, I've got nothing against Josh Koscheck personally........but the guy's just a dickhead"-Paul Daley
Reply fail. My bad.
"Honestly, I've got nothing against Josh Koscheck personally........but the guy's just a dickhead"-Paul Daley
You either meant snickering or you dropped your sheet.
by Eenie Meenie Einemo on Sep 26, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
don't be silly
http://www.google.com/search?q=snigger
it’s perfectly a cromulent word.
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by some schmuck in texas on Sep 26, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Look it up on urban dictionary.
Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.
by halitosis on Sep 26, 2011 10:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
look it up in an actual dictionary
by ihateemo on Sep 27, 2011 8:31 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
It was a joke
…
Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.
That was a very difficult interview to shoot. I was under seige 2.
"I’m not going to stop yelling because that would mean, I lost the fight!"-Kenny Powers
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by ekc on Sep 26, 2011 8:07 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 5 recs
I was too busy adjusting the lighting because we were in dark territory.
"I’m not going to stop yelling because that would mean, I lost the fight!"-Kenny Powers
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by ekc on Sep 26, 2011 8:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 6 recs
I'm surprised that you needed any light to film the Glimmer Man
Then again your were backstage in the Belly of the Beast. But it was good to see that you stuck with it. You must have been Out for the Kill.
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by Damon O. on Sep 26, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Jesus
This is just getting sad.
Oh and this
He then went on to say that Rampage had been under siege all night because Jones was out for justice. But he added that no one was above the law because the octagon was on deadly ground, and sometimes when you’re marked for death, you just have to make an executive decision.
Gold.
"eat a dick." - Chris Barton
by Robert Cowan on Sep 26, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions 14 recs
Yeah, what the fuck does that even mean?
Xtreme Couture- The best never rest! The girl in my av is Kari Sweets (you're welcome).
"I swear it upon Zeus an outstanding runner cannot be the equal of an average wrestler."
-Socrates
by ElliotMatheny on Sep 26, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Hint:
He didn’t actually say that part.
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by Tim Burke on Sep 26, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
ahh, I see what you did there.
Should’ve made them bold like regular movie titles, I’m too dense to realize what’s going on there!
Xtreme Couture- The best never rest! The girl in my av is Kari Sweets (you're welcome).
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-Socrates
by ElliotMatheny on Sep 26, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
didn’t some commenters make a collection like that a while ago?
i’m sure i even chimed in with something stupid as an addendum.
"The Glen Rice scandal is way out of line w/ the GOP's values. They're interested in fucking black people by the millions, not one at a time"
by Victor Rodriguez on Sep 26, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, it was awesome.
Xtreme Couture- The best never rest! The girl in my av is Kari Sweets (you're welcome).
"I swear it upon Zeus an outstanding runner cannot be the equal of an average wrestler."
-Socrates
by ElliotMatheny on Sep 26, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
That was full of win.
Nicely done, Beer Monster.
"Nothing's ever what it seems. And even if it is, ends justify means." -Matt Good
only way this could have been better
is if he worked in under siege 2. fuck, could have even been the ‘and/or/also’ version of ‘too’
but Gold nonetheless.
Jonny Bench called.
by Sterling Archer on Sep 26, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Joe does know more than you, Movie Star.
Seriously what a goddamn pathetic, has-been mutherfucking leech this guy is. Is he training anyone who hasn’t already held a title? Stop talking to this dirtbag.
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Sep 26, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions
yeah, the novelty has worn off and he’s not adding anything useful to the conversation that doesn’t inspire pity. it’s an open secret that Blackhouse sought him out to get a little mainstream attention, but seriously – Tony Jaa would get them so much more legitimacy.
"The Glen Rice scandal is way out of line w/ the GOP's values. They're interested in fucking black people by the millions, not one at a time"
by Victor Rodriguez on Sep 26, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not the biggest JJ fan but SS is tool.
Good for JJ for rejecting his dumb ass!!
Give it up, we know who you are Mr. Seagal
PACIFIC RIM
in theaters
July 12th, 2013
by Chris Groves on Sep 26, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Then why did JJ reject your ass?
.....
by Scabby Knuckle on Sep 26, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I loved Under Siege 1 and Out for Justice
Will you train me MMA?
If your not ready to fight shut your $@&%ING mouth! - BJ Penn
That was a wicked flying front kick that you taught Lyoto Mr. Segal!
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Sep 26, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
he's a strange dude
no doubt, but is it really that inconceivable that he could help someone to refine their technique? after all, no matter how poor of shape he’s in, the guy has been a martial artist for most of his life.
The question is whether or not he is more knowledgeable than JJ's team.
by Fedornuthugger on Sep 26, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s not so much that he’s even claiming to merely help them refine technique. He’s claiming he’s teaching these guys things that the world of Martial Arts has apparently never seen before. It’s ridiculous.
"Honestly, I've got nothing against Josh Koscheck personally........but the guy's just a dickhead"-Paul Daley
I mean, It’s not like I don’t find the whole thing funny, because I do. But at the same time, regardless of how amusing it is, if Steven Seagal is trying to genuinly tell us Anderson fucking Silva didn’t know what a front kick was or how to execute it before he met him, he’s nuts.
"Honestly, I've got nothing against Josh Koscheck personally........but the guy's just a dickhead"-Paul Daley
That is exactly what he wants you to believe. SS should get credit for Silva’s win.
by Fedornuthugger on Sep 26, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
God damn Steven,
The front kick to the face is Anderson Silva’s SIGNATURE KICK in ufc undisputed 2009. In addition to that kick, did you also invent a time machine so you could go back in time to teach the game developers that kick after you taught it to Anderson? Yes? Oh, my mistake.
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by Not Hauser on Sep 27, 2011 2:28 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
So has Jackie Chan,
but his movies are way better, and he doesn’t openly try to hog credit for things he had zero to do with.
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Sep 26, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m not so sure. I think I saw an interview where he said he taught Tiequan Zhang the guillotine.
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Please tell me you're fucking with me Tim:)
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Sep 26, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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by Tim Burke on Sep 26, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
Well there's only way to settle this. In the cage!!!
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Sep 26, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Possibly should have watched this before commentating.
Well played.
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Sep 26, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
the internet is incapable
of allowing me rec this as hard as i need too.
w.
o.
w.
Jonny Bench called.
by Sterling Archer on Sep 26, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Curse you Beer Monster...
Its not like I can unhear that crap now…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Sep 27, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Jackie Chan doesn’t like mma. He thinks it’s lame to fight once your opponent is dropped.
by discoandherpes on Sep 26, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
jackies style is specifically for movies/ show.
It’s a Hong Kong school just for actors , not for real fighting. Jackie attend since he was a little boy.
"Many have the will to win. Few have to will to prepare to win."
" A black belt only covers 2 inches of your ass. The rest is up to you." - Royce Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Sep 27, 2011 10:36 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
jackies style is specifically for movies/ show.
It’s a Hong Kong school just for actors , not for real fighting. Jackie attend since he was a little boy.
"Many have the will to win. Few have to will to prepare to win."
" A black belt only covers 2 inches of your ass. The rest is up to you." - Royce Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Sep 27, 2011 10:38 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I’m loving Seagal’s involvement in MMA. It makes no sense, it’s difficult to watch, it may ultimately spell the end of the sport as we know it. But…entertaining? You bet.
"Hi. I don't know you." - me
"Cigano punch my face...all the time." - Anderson Silva
Rob Schneider was on Howard Stern a few years ago and told a story about making a movie with Seagal. Master Seagal approached Schneider and this conversation ensued:
Steven Seagal: “I just read the greatest script ever written.”
Rob Schneider: “Oh, who wrote it?”
Steven Seagal: “I did.”
by hoyada wass on Sep 26, 2011 8:14 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Look up some of the videos of John Leguizamo talking about Seagal
Apparently they did a movie and had some meeting and Seagal pulled some ’I’m the boss, you all do what I tell you’ stuff and John laughed, then Segal like aikido’d him up against the wall or something…so John hates him.
PACIFIC RIM
in theaters
July 12th, 2013
by Chris Groves on Sep 26, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
There is also the story of him taking some maid hostage etc… Charges were filed but I don’t know whatever happened.
by Fedornuthugger on Sep 26, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
shit, i HAVE GOT to check that shit out!
i do remember the stories of him asking actresses to strip during ‘private auditions’.
he apparently used to beat up on Kelly LeBrock, leading to their divorce.
"The Glen Rice scandal is way out of line w/ the GOP's values. They're interested in fucking black people by the millions, not one at a time"
by Victor Rodriguez on Sep 26, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently he wanted them to clean his house then provide him “personal” services.
by Fedornuthugger on Sep 26, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
now to the funny part...
after he gave the Dalai Lama a shitload of money, the honorable one ‘discovers’ that Segal was the reincaration of some ancient holy dude. how convenient!!
"The Glen Rice scandal is way out of line w/ the GOP's values. They're interested in fucking black people by the millions, not one at a time"
by Victor Rodriguez on Sep 26, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
There are also some great stories involving Bob Wall
coming after Seagal after he talked some more smack.
Wall was quite intent on fighting him, but Seagal refused.
by Fatty Fish Belly on Sep 27, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
He kept her as a sex slave and used his german shepherds from allowing her to escape
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by Papercut Elbow on Sep 27, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Why dad used to work on House of Buggin, so he told me that John told him a story like that. Years later we went to see one of his Broadway shows and he told the same exact story. It was pretty funny.
by discoandherpes on Sep 27, 2011 8:14 AM EDT up reply actions
That guy is my hero. Segal technical technique is on point.
He knows the guy with the bandage on his ass is going no were. Were you going fucking no were
by Elstriko on Sep 26, 2011 8:15 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Why can’t Chuck Norris be giving guys advice instead?
by MaximumWatermelon on Sep 26, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions
Good point. Who is the better martial artist? I ask that question in all honesty! Is it SS or Chuck Norris?
by Fedornuthugger on Sep 26, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Was this from
Zoolander?
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Sep 26, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Really?
:p - orcus
Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher
lol
yes, really. I could’nt remember which Ben Stiller movie. I just remember a seen in Zoolander where they’re doing the “walk-off” and random celebrities in the audience were giving “the nod”.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Sep 27, 2011 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions
And SS is like 100lbs over weight! Again, who is/was the best martial artist?
by Fedornuthugger on Sep 26, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Well..
Chuck Norris was a real (7 year?) Karate champion at some point in his life.
by MaximumWatermelon on Sep 26, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn't believe this, so I looked it up on wiki
Dude’s a brown belt under the Machado brothers. I had no idea.
My name isn't Todd.
It's not so well known, but...
Don ‘The Dragon’ Wilson is the secret brains behind Jackson MMA. Greg and Wink don’t do shit. It’s alllllllllll him.
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by some schmuck in texas on Sep 26, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Hate all you want
HE LOOKS GOOD!
I mean, if you like glasses that Rob Leifeld rejected as too goofy looking.
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by some schmuck in texas on Sep 26, 2011 8:19 PM EDT reply actions
this gif has absolutely nothing to do with segal, but i just found it, and its hilarious and i want to post it, enjoy
by darkotto23 on Sep 26, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions 9 recs
other kid doesnt even think twice, not even for half a cunt hairs moment.
wow. that was more vulgar that usual….
why am i drinking whiskey?
Jonny Bench called.
by Sterling Archer on Sep 26, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you at the office? Driving? No?
That’s probably why, then.
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by some schmuck in texas on Sep 26, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
That kid didn't stop running either.
The little blonde kid got all the blame if he survived.
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Sep 26, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm laughin so hard, I know I,m going to he'll
That blond kid got racked in the nuts, and then a flat screen fell on him…god I hope that’s fake.
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I had a youtube video queuing that had an add for Arkham Asylum pop up with fight scenes. A couple of punches and swooping sounds matched up perfectly with the gif above. Needless to say, I lol’d.
#goingtohell
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Oh man, you're comment made me roll with laughter all over again.
It’s so great and wrong. Plead memory loss to your brother for why he keeps blaming you for this. Now for my next trick, I’m gonna teach the dog to fly!
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Sep 27, 2011 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
The other kid running away is even funnier then the blonde kid getting crushed. Definition of dipset.
by MaximumWatermelon on Sep 26, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
That wallpaper is so tacky.
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 27, 2011 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions
And what's with that tacked up doorway curtain?
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Sep 27, 2011 4:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Plus, the brown theme is so monotonous.
No variety whatsoever.. they obviously don’t watch home & garden TV
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 27, 2011 5:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Hahaha
Sweet last paragraph. If I didn’t know any better, I’d have thought Fagan wrote this piece.
Remember all those folks that said WEC lightweights simply wouldn't be able to hang in the UFC? Yeah.......
by Charles Awad on Sep 26, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
“Okay. laughs I’m a fighter. I fought all my life. You can listen to him. Maybe he knows more than me. I don’t know. My opinion? Jon Jones is much, much better than that. That’s just my humble opinion. Maybe Joe Rogan knows more than me. I don’t know.”
If I’m not mistaken, Rogan is a much more accomplished combat athlete than Seagal is.
Wasn’t he open weight US tae kwan do champ?
"You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan, Designed and directed by his red right hand"
he won a bunch of tourneys, i don’t know if he got that particular title.
"The Glen Rice scandal is way out of line w/ the GOP's values. They're interested in fucking black people by the millions, not one at a time"
by Victor Rodriguez on Sep 26, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
During high school, Rogan was a practitioner of Taekwondo and gained a black belt at age 15. He went on to become a four-time state champion in Massachusetts, and a U.S. Open Taekwondo champion.
Being from Wikipedia, I assume it’s 100% accurate.
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I trust Wikipedia over most websites, some books, and the opinions of college professors. I’m sick of that sentiment that Wikipedia is easy to change.
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by Tim Bernier on Sep 26, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
The idea that it isn’t is laughable depending on which Wiki pages you are talking about. For proof, check just about any MMA page after a fight and the nonsense that goes on.
by Empty Thoughts on Sep 26, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah but it's heavily moderated, how long do the changes ever last?
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by Chris Groves on Sep 26, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Just kind of depends really. You often have folks moderating pages who know nothing about the topic and simply assume they are correct. At that point it comes down to users having to resubmit new information or sending in corrections for somebody else to resubmit.
Don’t get me wrong, Wiki is a great place and I tend to use it quite often. I just don’t consider it gospel by any means because it does have it’s flaws when it comes to the truth. At times at least.
by Empty Thoughts on Sep 26, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree
I would never use it to write a paper…but for general information…especially when it comes to entertainment(movies, etc) it’s info is usually sourced from another site and is pretty reliable.
But the less busy pages are subject to heavy falsehoods.
I remember Fedor defeated Bree Rogers by ‘anal penetration’ lasted about 10 seconds. But one time all of Lombards opponents were changed to crazy fictional characters, and he was marked down as losing to Taylor via slam….it stayed like that for at least a few hours.
PACIFIC RIM
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by Chris Groves on Sep 26, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I remember that according to wikipedia "Tim Sylvia defeated Russia's pride--Fedor Emelianenko--at second 19 of the first round."
Back then I merely watched MMA on youtube and read what-up in wikipedia, read Sherdog for fight results and didn’t even know you could check the live round coverage of the fights; didn’t frequent discussion forums and didn’t bother to comment so you could say I was fairly disconnected.
When I read that I shat a brick so hard…
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by Unabomberman on Sep 27, 2011 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
That's crazy
I did believe the Lombard loss for a split second…I had to go around and confirm what the real deal was.
PACIFIC RIM
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by Chris Groves on Sep 27, 2011 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
As god intended.
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 27, 2011 5:55 AM EDT up reply actions
true story...
you would think for science/math changes wouldn’t last long but I remember hearing that some physics graduate students changed one of the fundamental physical constants on a wiki page and it went unnoticed for a week. I can’t imagine how many poor physicists got points taken off of their problem sets for that blunder.
Seagal made the most sarcastic face possible for him (so basically he looked the same)
i peed
Jonny Bench called.
by Sterling Archer on Sep 26, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions
What the fuck are you talking about? This is some serious shit!
by Fedornuthugger on Sep 26, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I just want this to happen more often
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why all the seagal hate both anderson silva and machida said it was because of him that the kick work. and jones always trying to do the kick but does not work for him why u ask because he was not taught by the master.
by sandvilage on Sep 26, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
You must be the guy that bought the Steven Seagal poster.
by Fedornuthugger on Sep 26, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Gawd...
Seagal is so fat that the gun looks tiny if juxtaposed to his head.
Dear Cthulhu, he has Titoism…
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by Unabomberman on Sep 26, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
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by pud333 on Sep 26, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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by Unabomberman on Sep 27, 2011 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes! I miss this gif!
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Sep 27, 2011 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
That's, like, Seagal's entire career encapsulated in that one gif.
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by Unabomberman on Sep 27, 2011 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
i had that dream about the donkey again
Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?
No holds barred, no time for move fakin,
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by tigerlee on Sep 27, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
dude, what movie with a TON of kids being shot are they combining with the Seagal scenes?
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I think its from the Uwe Boll film ‘Postal’
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by finkrod on Sep 27, 2011 1:39 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I’m hearing the Kill Bill “MEH meh MEH meh, Ba-ba-da-ba!” sound effect thing in my head in that first gif with the close up of the eyes.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Sep 27, 2011 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Someone needs to combine that stare gif with this one...
The North remembers...
Would you like Freys with that?
by iiowyn on Sep 27, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Must-Read:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most-accidentally-famous-movie-stars_p2/
[Hollywood agent Michael] Ovitz was a high-powered talent agent for CAA who was taking aikido classes from Seagal in the late ‘80s and, purportedly, wanted to prove a theory that he could make anyone a movie star. Ovitz has never officially stated that he used Steven Seagal to test his own power in the industry but some of the rumors go so far as to say that Ovitz made a bet that he could turn even the most uncharismatic person into a celebrity. It’s exactly like the plot of My Fair Lady except if Henry Higgins selected Eliza for her ability to break bones.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Sep 26, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
The rain in Spain falls mostly ON DEADLY GROUND
This is awesome. I thank you sir
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by Chris Hall on Sep 26, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
jackie chan has been training techniques with chael sonnen to combat seagal’s teachings w blackhouse.
have you known the pleasures that are to be found in Gymkata?
"The Glen Rice scandal is way out of line w/ the GOP's values. They're interested in fucking black people by the millions, not one at a time"
by Victor Rodriguez on Sep 26, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Gymkata is glory.
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by Unabomberman on Sep 26, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
i had never heard of Ryan or this film – now i can’t stop watching clips of this bullshit.
"The Glen Rice scandal is way out of line w/ the GOP's values. They're interested in fucking black people by the millions, not one at a time"
by Victor Rodriguez on Sep 26, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
it really is astoundingly terrible
Kill or Be Killed and Kill and Kill Again came out when I was the perfect age to have no standards in beat ’em up flicks whatsoever. They were advertised mercilessly on whatever dumb kid shows I was watching at the time. My folks refused to let me go to the shithole theater they were playing at (wisely, in retrospect.) Decades later I found them on vhs (the dvd era had already begun.) I rented them but in some sick way I almost wish I owned them.
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by some schmuck in texas on Sep 27, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Cynthia Rothrock
is actually training Brock
If your not ready to fight shut your $@&%ING mouth! - BJ Penn
When they combine their powers
They become Cynthia RothBrock
Thats right bitches
If your not ready to fight shut your $@&%ING mouth! - BJ Penn
best jones move ever
im starting to like him outside the cage now haha
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It comes easier when he doesn't try that hard.
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by Unabomberman on Sep 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
2 great interviews with Seagal at cagepotato.
He says he Anderson Silva and Machida are his children. Said he was gonna go have some words with JJ. I guess that was prior to getting rejected! You can tell that the guy is a little crazy. Good for a laugh though.
Okay seriously fuck Steven Seagal
I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
I believe Seagal believes all the shit he says; just look on youtube for an interview where he says he has healing powers and shit.
Dude is full of crazy and wants to share. Say no, kids!
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by Unabomberman on Sep 26, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I think that was really classy of Jones
Lots of people find reasons to bash Jones for stuff, but I think that was cool of him to not just invite some random guy into his dressing room to motivate him. That is what Greg Jackson is there for so that would have been disrespectful to him.
Segal is a clown, a delusional egomaniac looking to ride on the coattails of real fighters. If by some chance Jones had let him into his locker room and they spoke for 3 minutes, Segal would have tried to take some of the credit for his win. He is pathetic.
If no one interviews him for a few UFC events maybe he will just go away.
Aikido is a very beautiful martial art, there’s no doubt. It’s practical applicability to MMA is quite low though.
Anybody who wants to read a fantastic book though, should pick up Robert Twigger’s “Angry White Pyjamas”, about the author training hardcore aikido in Japan for a year with the Tokyo Riot Police. A really good read.
I'm not
one of the irrational Jon Jones haters, I love to watch him fight and don’t really care that much about his public persona. But him saying “I’m their prodigy” comes off a bit cocky to me. Anyone labeling themselves a prodigy is just… unnecessary.
Definitely shows why Rashad left Jackson’s too, JJ is obviously the favorite youngest child over there
by kanginator10 on Sep 26, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
He is a prodigy
BJ Penn is one also and even made it his “fighter name”. He knows he is, everyone knows he is so what is the point of calling himself something else? Getting a prodigy to train is a dream for trainers.
I saw the interview and to me it seemed that he said 'protege' and not 'prodigy.'
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by Unabomberman on Sep 26, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
See, when I was originally watching it, I thought he said "protege" as well,
but on a second look it was “prodigy”.
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Sep 27, 2011 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Judo Gene made him poop his pants.
Go away, Seagal.
by chillnnsht on Sep 26, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Love the way you ended this one lol
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more, Or close the wall up with our English dead! In peace there's nothing so becomes a man As modest stillness and humility; But when the blast of war blows in our ears, Then imitate the action of the tiger: Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood."
~William Shakespeare
"War is a bloody, killing business. You've got to spill their blood, or they will spill yours. Rip them up the belly. Shoot them in the guts."
~George S. Patton, Jr.
"The times we laughed, the times we cried, the times we fought and even lied, when the shit hits the fan and rounds spark up and fly. I am your brother as you are mine."
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by Bloodsport on Sep 26, 2011 9:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Seagal is a dick
His kid went to a private school up where I live. We went to do some work on his house and he yelled at us for coming before 11:00. We got there at 7 like we would any residential construction site. He then proceeded to tell us we can only work between 11-2 everyday and he wanted it done in the same time frame. My father ripped up the contract gave him his check back and told him to kiss his ass in more or less words. Made my summer highlight reel.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more, Or close the wall up with our English dead! In peace there's nothing so becomes a man As modest stillness and humility; But when the blast of war blows in our ears, Then imitate the action of the tiger: Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood."
~William Shakespeare
"War is a bloody, killing business. You've got to spill their blood, or they will spill yours. Rip them up the belly. Shoot them in the guts."
~George S. Patton, Jr.
"The times we laughed, the times we cried, the times we fought and even lied, when the shit hits the fan and rounds spark up and fly. I am your brother as you are mine."
~Sgt. R. Jones R.I.P You will not be forgotten U.S.M.C Semper Fidelis
by Bloodsport on Sep 26, 2011 9:38 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 4 recs
If what you say is true what your pops did is awesome.
I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
My father fought a T-Rex and won. Just sayin...cool story bro.
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by Unabomberman on Sep 26, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
did he win via front face kick?
"The Glen Rice scandal is way out of line w/ the GOP's values. They're interested in fucking black people by the millions, not one at a time"
by Victor Rodriguez on Sep 26, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Shoryuken, actually.
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by Unabomberman on Sep 26, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
your dad is awesome beyond words
i will sacrifice a chicken in his name and fry the motherfucker. twice.
"The Glen Rice scandal is way out of line w/ the GOP's values. They're interested in fucking black people by the millions, not one at a time"
by Victor Rodriguez on Sep 26, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Don’t worry, Seagal is an architect himself. He just didn’t want to make your dad jealous of his masterpiece.
Signed, Pick'em Champs 2011-2012: Michael Jordanesque in our picking skills.
by mountaineers101 on Sep 26, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Seagal is not an architect
He *THE Architect
If your not ready to fight shut your $@&%ING mouth! - BJ Penn
is that why you're a van damme fan?
I am willing to test myself against the toughest fighters in the world, in front of hundreds of thousands or even millions of fans, over and over again. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but I always come to fight. I've been doing this for the past fourteen years, and I have at least a few more strong years left in me. What have you done in the past fourteen years other than act like a moron on this forum and hang on Anderson's nuts? - Dan Henderson.
Jones beats Evans by aikido wristlock!!!!!!
by frandub on Sep 26, 2011 9:45 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I love Steven Seagal. This is all.
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by mountaineers101 on Sep 26, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
“Okay. laughs I’m a fighter. I fought all my life. You can listen to him. Maybe he knows more than me. I don’t know. My opinion? Jon Jones is much, much better than that. That’s just my humble opinion. Maybe Joe Rogan knows more than me. I don’t know.”
Guess Steven doesn’t know Rogan actually competed in TKD, which in my book is more akin to fighting than choreographed Aikido (no disrespect to Aikido, it’s an art, but choreographed fights are not fights).
I’m not so sure Rogan’s TKD is that effective if it is the lame Olympic-style point fighting, but I am sure it could beat Seagal’s Aikido.
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by mountaineers101 on Sep 26, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
if TKD doesn’t do it, Jits will.
"The Glen Rice scandal is way out of line w/ the GOP's values. They're interested in fucking black people by the millions, not one at a time"
by Victor Rodriguez on Sep 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
saw the voice vs Joe Rogan
He has competed in TKD, Kick boxing and trains BJJ.
and he has watched thousands of fights.
Sorry Segal, Rogan knows his shit.
I am willing to test myself against the toughest fighters in the world, in front of hundreds of thousands or even millions of fans, over and over again. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but I always come to fight. I've been doing this for the past fourteen years, and I have at least a few more strong years left in me. What have you done in the past fourteen years other than act like a moron on this forum and hang on Anderson's nuts? - Dan Henderson.
No. Serious Seagal is serious.
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by mountaineers101 on Sep 26, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I just literally started laughing out loud at the epicness that would ensue if Seagal claimed that Nick Diaz’s success was due to his principles and teachings.
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by mountaineers101 on Sep 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions
Diaz would slap him if he said that shit to his face. I seriously believe he would.
Diaz would be all earnest and naive and go all like “No you didn’t, homie!” and then proceed to disagree with him Stockton style
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by Unabomberman on Sep 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
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"That was very funny about the old man basketball skills. One is lucky to escape injury when playing against those crafty, crusty sumbitches. And it’s just demoralizing when they demonstrate yet again how to use the backboard from range." - Charlie Custer
by SmittytheCutman on Sep 27, 2011 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Inserting Steven Seagal into any dramatic moment in any movie ever
Hilarious
If your not ready to fight shut your $@&%ING mouth! - BJ Penn
Seagal is a self-important twerp, but...
…I do agree with him about the fight. Jones was never in any trouble, but he missed tons of elbows and punches. I thought it was one of his least impressive fights in the UFC and we were surprised at the way Rogan was praising it.
In that way, yes, I also agree. Most of his high-kicks were completely blocked, and his leg kicks looked weak. I don’t think there were many punches or elbows coming through either. Now, he certainly won all rounds with his stand-up, but he didn’t do a lot of damage. It was nowhere near the mauling he put on Shogun, that’s for sure.
by Horselover Fat on Sep 27, 2011 8:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe that’s because Rampage is one of the greatest light heavies of all time?
by discoandherpes on Sep 27, 2011 8:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Isn’t Shogun too? It was just something that I noticed, I don’t know what the exact reason is.
by Horselover Fat on Sep 27, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Come on folks, we all know what really happened....
Seagal brought the Kumite belt for Jones to sign…you can guess the rest.
Go Orange(men)!
the interview with helwani was fine. he wasn’t banned. you’re a hater. lots of haters around here. he’s a cool dude and a brilliant martial artist. lay off. if you want to tear someone down, pick someone who is an asshole. seagal is not an asshole. he’s just an eccentric martial arts guy that’s well connected. a. silva and machida don’t think he’s all sorts of crazy. they have good character. they’re martial artists and they carry themselves like adults. i admire that whole crew.
Yeah, quit tryin to fade Seagall
:p - orcus
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by Chris Hall on Sep 26, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
As a nod to psychoblack, here are my top martial artists:
HW: Steven Seagal
LHW: Steven Seagal
MW: Steven Seagal
WW: Steven Seagal
LW: Steven Seagal
Using his healing/magical powers and by taking a shower to get all the grease out of his Count-esque hairline, Steven Seagal can fight at any weight. Rampage better watch out, Seagal wants his pride back!
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by mountaineers101 on Sep 26, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The steady weight class progression is indicative of Segal's strict Doughnuts and Beer nutrition plan
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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 27, 2011 5:56 AM EDT up reply actions
and still the lighter weights get no love. Screw you Steven Seagal.
by Empty Thoughts on Sep 27, 2011 6:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Thank you
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by SmittytheCutman on Sep 27, 2011 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Perfect.
He then went on to say that Rampage had been under siege all night because Jones was out for justice. But he added that no one was above the law because the octagon was on deadly ground, and sometimes when you’re marked for death, you just have to make an executive decision.
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I missed this awesomeness today, I had to play along.
This was just after a training session with AS, you can see how in shape he is and why it is totally believable that he trains Team Black House, haha.
"This is the best BJ we have seen in a long time" - Joe Rogan
"It was just such a glorious moment for me" - Jon Jones
He's also badass on the guitar
"This is the best BJ we have seen in a long time" - Joe Rogan
"It was just such a glorious moment for me" - Jon Jones
That's a wig...
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by Unabomberman on Sep 26, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I really dislike this balloon.
Learn JiuJitsu.
"Gelato isn't Vegan?" -- Superman
"It's milk and eggs bitch." -- The Punisher
Last one,
I can only believe him when he is wearing this jacket
Also, just a thought, but if a prodigy refers to himself as a prodigy, is he still a prodigy? I have no beefs with Jones’ awesomeness, but I like that he does refer to himself as one.
"This is the best BJ we have seen in a long time" - Joe Rogan
"It was just such a glorious moment for me" - Jon Jones
I thought he said protege during the interview. That's how it sounded to me.
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by Unabomberman on Sep 26, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
This is well after the fact, but searching for the Aldo video
led me back to this
"I didn’t think that would be a good idea. My training staff works very hard on me and I’m there prodigy and I don’t want to disrespect them by welcoming someone elses master into our room, into our house, into my family."
From here
"This is the best BJ we have seen in a long time" - Joe Rogan
"It was just such a glorious moment for me" - Jon Jones
Distinctly remember
When machida crane kicked Randy and gave his post-fight speech in English, he thanked master seagal and one of his corner guys is in the background cracking up
by Bravefart on Sep 27, 2011 12:06 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
You guys filled this thread with win. Nice work.
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Sep 27, 2011 12:09 AM EDT reply actions
You know who was also banned?
You and everyone else. You might as well say President Obama and the Dalai Lama were banned too.
by nomomrnicekyle on Sep 27, 2011 12:09 AM EDT reply actions
To protect you from looking him in the eyes.
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Sep 27, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
My favorite Segaal story
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuqpR7BK3M0&feature=related
fast forward a minute. Well worth it.
by cbrody111 on Sep 27, 2011 1:28 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
This was pretty cool.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Sep 27, 2011 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Joe's Silva impression was great.
Also, there are other videos out there of Bas shit talking Seagal, totally laying one right on everything Seagal has sad regarding the front kick. Very funny. Bas is the man.
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lol Rogan is def. a better fighter and knows better about MMA
Joe Rogan will fuck Seagal up if they ever fight. lol
Matt "The Terror" Serra!!!!
Seagal would whip up 99% of the commenters here.
SO many haters. Keyboard warriors unite!
Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
Doubt that
I’m pretty sure I run faster than him.
"Honour is like virginity, it can only be used once." - G. Clemenceau
Rogan has something to say about this…
by Powerbomb on Sep 27, 2011 9:18 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Haha. Maybe this is the source of Seagal's ire...
he never forgets a slight! Even if it’s on a mid-90’s sitcom.
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Sep 27, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
To be fair, the majority of people on the planet were banned from Jon Jones’ locker room.
@caseymanrique
by casey manrique on Sep 27, 2011 10:47 AM EDT reply actions
jones is banned from my parties
no snitches is allowed.
"Many have the will to win. Few have to will to prepare to win."
" A black belt only covers 2 inches of your ass. The rest is up to you." - Royce Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Sep 27, 2011 11:05 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
True, but we know enough not to ask and get denied don’t we?
by Empty Thoughts on Sep 27, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
make it stop already.
This is excately what happens when you allow nuts to believe their own fantasy. Now Seagull thinks he is the King of Iron Fist Tournament or something. I knew this guy would not go away, after Silva won, and he took credit. Dana has to step in at this point and keep this guy from harassing the UFC fighters.
Will teach front kick to the face for food.
-Steven Seagal
"... All reined up in old language and old assumptions, straining to jump clean-hoofed on to a whole new track of being I only suspect is there. I can't see it, because my educated, average head is being held at the wrong angle..."
by dancingChicken on Sep 27, 2011 11:44 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Perfect.
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Sep 28, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU STOLE MY BIT!
see http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2011/5/25/2188905/so-has-steven-seagals-reputation-been-redeemed#68088622
And for that, I rec’d you.
Why didn't I know about this stuff in '95?
by rdmcurator on Sep 27, 2011 12:51 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
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