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Civil War Post

So I don't really know who is in the lead and I don't really give a shit because all of this is a fluff job for the end of the season when Jackie Treehorn's Trampoline hands every last one of you troglodytes your candy ass on a silver platter. So savor the flavor of your lead whoever is in first because much like Jason Biggs' in American Pie, you will all blow your loads long before you reach the finish line.

Wait, I'm sorry this is out of line. This should be a friendly competition amongst e-friends. Actually, I'm not sorry. I don't give a fuck!

We are a well oiled machine who's precision, as Mike Goldberg would say, is really precise. So to all the other teams, whatever you guys named yourselves, get your tarps ready because all of you are about to be shitted on like the front 4 rows of a Gallagher performance in Thailand's Red Light District.

\The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

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