How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 3rd Week of September
by Anton Tabuena on Sep 21, 2011 10:03 AM EDT
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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
TWEET TWEET
"Bisping, you make good points about deserving a title shot.After all you did beat, umm, well ahh...Hum and then there was.. Ah..Wait, what!?" -Chael Sonnen
"Okay well I'm off to Japan to throw some Japanese comedian on tv - this is gunna be interesting...." -Ronda Rousey
"6 days until I defeat a legend" -Jon Jones
"I wish the fight was tomorrow,I'm ready 2 do this kid in,I'm getting my belt back!I'm very confident n dis #wolfmode" -Rampage Jackson
"The best things about a hotel room is room service and black out curtains!" -Tito Ortiz
"Sh*t, he may be a lil more handsome than me....definitely gonna have to kick @RogerHuerta's ass! LOL!" -War Machine, talking about his upcoming bout against El Matador.
"Just spent almost an hour in @GrayMaynard's new fancy expensive massage chair... The thing is amazing... I'm gonna come stay more often ;-)" -Mac Danzig
"The ones in Thailand are better and cheaper, they also have tits" -Phil Baroni, replying to Danzig.
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN...
"So @ufc is picking me up and I'm riding with bisping and rashad. Wolflair and bones next opponent. Wtf...." -Malki Kawa, Jon Jones' manager
"In the car with jones's manager. He's talking shit already. Got a feeling he'll be lost for words on Saturday night" -Michael Bisping
"Me peeking over @bisping shoulder. Sorry, I couldn't help spying?!*#" -Malki Kawa
There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena
Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould
FLYING HEADBUTTS, BRO HUGS, AND SUCKER PUNCHES AS TOLD BY THE PROMOTERS
"Was that NUTS or what!?!? Dirty from both fighters and the most HORRIBLE refereeing I have EVER seen in boxing or anywhere else! ...Is this the craziest shit you have ever seen!? Larry merchant LMFAO!" -Dana White
"Ortiz took it to the street and may weather finished it in the street.bad sportsmanship by Mayweather.ORTIZ was just warming up,a young lion does not deserve to go out like that and i will fight for ortiz to have a rematch.But i feel may weather looked good and ortiz looked good. terrible head but by Ortiz and should have been deducted 2 points.but to win the way he won was not right.Ortiz deserves a rematch!!! ...And sorry to say but the ref.was lost as can be." -Oscar De La Hoya
"I'm sorry but @FloydMayweather is right, they need to fire that announcer" -Ronda Rousey, now I thought this perspective is unique to Floyd.
TWICTURES
"Just ran into Shamrock at the airport, good talk" -Jon Jones
"@jonnybones backstage @jimmykimmel things are getting crazy back here!" -Switchfoot
"DOC vs BONES #Classic" -Jon Jones, says that he doesn't look into the eyes of his opponents to mess with their heads... obviously can't do that with Dr. Phil.
"I wasnt allowed 2 see the KOTCfights cause I lost my ID.So screw u guys,we r gunna drink the best Georgian wine instead" -Ronda Rousey
"marina destroyed her shorts walking into my stove lol... butt bump + chest bump = best bump? =P ... mochi and marina striking the same booty pose" -Ronda Rousey
TWAINING
"Pics from last nights pad session up" -Carlos Condit, training for his title shot against Georges St. Pierre on UFC 137. That's Travis Browne and Andrei Arlovski in the background.
JON JONES VS. RASHAD EVANS
"219lbs and Battle ready" -Jon Jones
"@Jonnybones @ufc hand on the hip! U go girl! Go "Battle"! U look fierce like Bruno!! Lol" -
TWIDEOS
"have you seen this? @RyanDCouture's friend impersonates him. haha." -Anton Tabuena
"@antontabuena Haha! That's @JimmyJonesMMA , a 3-0 featherweight and consummate dickhead." -Ryan Couture
"Evolve Video Blog Sept 3 2011" -Evolve MMA, gives out highlights from all their fighters competing on ONE FC earlier this month.
"Meet @EddieYaginMMA fighting Saturday in Denver" -UFC, random fact, Eddie Yagin is another Filipino-American fighter in the UFC.
DOMINICK CRUZ VS. DEMETRIOUS JOHNSON
"Fighter diary: A day of training for a title fight..." -UFC
"More behind-the-scenes action from @TheDomin8r" -UFC, Dominick Cruz releases another awesome looking training video.
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So is Arlovski with Jackson's full time now?
Or does he have a fight coming up?
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
I hope Ronda brought some backup to Japan with her.
Those dudes on the comedy shows don’t always play nice with their guests.
I will help Ronda back it up
or whatever.
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
by menckenstein on Sep 21, 2011 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
personal highlight is Malki spying on Bisping lol
Saturday 10 Semptember 2011. Carl Noons vs Jack Marshman. That Fght Delivered
by Our Bovine Public on Sep 21, 2011 10:11 AM EDT reply actions
That barely edged out Baronis for me
by Hans Sprungfeld on Sep 21, 2011 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Take into consideration...
The scumbaggery that is Malki Kawa and it’ll jump ahead further.
"Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep, And yet a third of life is passed in sleep."
- Lord Byron
by MyFightWiffaCheeto on Sep 21, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
History repeating itself there!
Baroni’s comment was absolutely fantastic, though, easily taking my spot for favorite this week.
by Hummus5989 on Sep 21, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
soapies in Thailand are amazing
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so xxxxxxx stupid." – Phil Baroni
by keyboardwarrior on Sep 21, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
is ken shamrock one of those homeless dudes who lives at the airport now?
"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva
by milk72 on Sep 21, 2011 10:25 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Yes, Yes he is.
" Its like when I'm right I'm right, when I'm wrong I coulda been right, so I'm still right cause I coulda been wrong, you know, and I'm sorry cause I could be wrong right now, I could be wrong, but I'm right..." Bama
by 40 Cal. on Sep 21, 2011 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Krakozhia, Krakozhia
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
by menckenstein on Sep 21, 2011 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Terminal is a woefully bad movie.
If you want beef then bring the ruckus.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 21, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
man, you crazy. Next thing you gonna tell me was that Gigli was a bad movie
You know what they say
by NEW-HAMPSHIRE on Sep 21, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
OR GLITTER!
"Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep, And yet a third of life is passed in sleep."
- Lord Byron
@byronvalle
by MyFightWiffaCheeto on Sep 21, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it wrong to think "loser" whenever I see Ken Shamrock?
Am I just a product of the UFC marketing machine?
Yes
1. Anderson Silva is waiting for you to punch him.
2. That guy is Anderson Silva.
3. Don't fucking punch that guy.
by Chris Barton on Sep 21, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
No
Steroids and fighting 20 years past your prime do not a winner make. All-time great fighter in his first run with the UFC, shit since 2000.
the countdown continues
3 more days til rampage lays him down.. I wish the fight was tomorrow to so rampage could beat him already so I can laugh in yall face.. Saturday yall will see a new champion and that’s the truth
Why would you laugh at us? I… I thought we were buddies!
by Pyrgz Krum on Sep 21, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
psychoblack is so fickle.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 21, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
His momma named him staytrue.
I’ma call him staytrue.
If you want beef then bring the ruckus.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 21, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Aint no one gonna fade Jones brah...
"He's got a great package... and an unusual one!" Joe Rogan (of Lyoto Machida)
strictly_true...you're back!
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Sep 22, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
“The ones in Thailand are better and cheaper, they also have tits” -Phil Baroni, replying to Danzig.
Hey Phil, gotta be careful in Thailand some of them have adam’s apple as well
by friendlyfoe on Sep 21, 2011 10:47 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, but the ones with the adam’s apples can give a way better deep tissue massage.
If you can't wow them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit.
by DayGeaux on Sep 21, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just noticed
No ring girls this week.
"Sarcastically I'm in charge" - Militant #2
by LRaunThaDamaja on Sep 21, 2011 10:51 AM EDT reply actions
"Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep, And yet a third of life is passed in sleep."
- Lord Byron
by MyFightWiffaCheeto on Sep 21, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Work Filters...
The bane of my existance.
"Sarcastically I'm in charge" - Militant #2
by LRaunThaDamaja on Sep 21, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
That picture
Is just a picture of a Sad Panda.
This is a picture of a ring girl:
"Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep, And yet a third of life is passed in sleep."
- Lord Byron
@byronvalle
by MyFightWiffaCheeto on Sep 21, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
I think that’s photoshopped to make her look thinner. That or she lost weight since I last saw her.
by sexysassytravismmafan on Sep 21, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Ummmm...
Who cares? She’s always been hot.
"Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep, And yet a third of life is passed in sleep."
- Lord Byron
@byronvalle
by MyFightWiffaCheeto on Sep 21, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I like a little more meat on a woman’s bones myself. Curves are your friend. Why is everyone trying to look like a stick figure these days?
"He's got a great package... and an unusual one!" Joe Rogan (of Lyoto Machida)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mkf1dcmwkc
Goldie: Michael Jordanesque in his grappling skills is Travis Lutter
Rogan (with a sound of disgust in his voice): No, no, no he is not.
Goldie: He is not that good?
by HeadKickOfDoom on Sep 21, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Can't wait to see Cruz kicking ass for free
They could have easily doubled him vs Johnson up with Jones vs Rampage…but they didn’t…the fact that he is one of my favorite fighters and is a UFC champion makes him fighting on free TV even more awesomer.
PACIFIC RIM
in theaters
July 12th, 2013
I like Cruz too. He’s the only fighter that gives me lacticacidosis from watching him fight.
If you can't wow them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit.
VEGAS IS GIVING AWAY MONEY AGAIN THIS WEEK. If you don't take LSU at -6 over WV then you're a big dummy. -3 last week and now -6? I glad they have SEC haters in vegas.
Cruz won't be kicking DJ's ass win or lose, I can promise you that.
If you want beef then bring the ruckus.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 21, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
I’m so excited for the fight.
Baseless prediction: I feel like the first few rounds are going to be all scrambles all the time.
I hope so.
If you want beef then bring the ruckus.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 21, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
He's done it plenty of times before
Just because it’s so fast doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.
PACIFIC RIM
in theaters
July 12th, 2013
by Chris Groves on Sep 21, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Not enough Natasha and Logan but we have some Ronda so all I’m willing to accept this.
-AboveThisFire
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall
I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal
by Patrick Tenney on Sep 21, 2011 10:53 AM EDT reply actions
Did anyone else notice
Cruz tucking his training singlet into his underwear?
That was like a bad 80’s disco outift.
Right leg swelling, Left leg minor bruising
by Well Read Idiot on Sep 21, 2011 10:56 AM EDT reply actions
i honestly think Bisping beats Chael.
Other than Vitor, The Count has the best boxing at 185. I would even go on a limb and say its better than Vitors to some extent. Much more technical and fluent.
From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs - Karl Marx
by pridedaze09 on Sep 21, 2011 11:00 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Takedowns.
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
by menckenstein on Sep 21, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I’d like to see that fight. Bisping’s takedown defense has gotten a lot better, but I think Chael would blanket him for three rounds.
If you can't wow them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit.
VEGAS IS GIVING AWAY MONEY AGAIN THIS WEEK. If you don't take LSU at -6 over WV then you're a big dummy. -3 last week and now -6? I glad they have SEC haters in vegas.
err...
How about #1 P4P — and occasional pro boxer — Anderson Silva? You know, the guy Chael drilled into the mat for 24ish minutes?
Unless Chael is really weakened by coming off the TRT, I don’t see that fight as being remotely close. Bisping on his back getting hammered on for 15 minutes. 30-27 all day.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 21, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
First of all, Chael beats up Bisping.
Second, if Dan Henderson, the guy who looks for the same goddamn punch for three rounds, can flatten Bisping, Vitor absolutely owns him on the feet. At least he’s less predictable
Off Topic
but it looks like Herb Dean is making some extra coin on the side.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqGIAkd5tYw&feature=related
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Sep 21, 2011 11:08 AM EDT reply actions
lol
that movie looks so awful, it might be good!
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 21, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
i think Bisping could catch a submission.
I hear a lot about his underrated ground game. Wouldn’t mind seeing it put to use. He has been able to shrug of a lot of good wrestlers. Rashad was probably the most sucessful, other than Hendo Tea Party.
From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs - Karl Marx
by pridedaze09 on Sep 21, 2011 11:08 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Who has he ever subbed?
His ground game isn’t shit, but it also isn’t exactly good, let alone something he’s going to use offensively. He has solid defensive jits (he isn’t going to be subbed by anyone not absolute top tier) and is good at getting back to his feet when taken down, but has no real offense off his back.
He might be able to sub some of the low level guys he fights
but no way hes subbing miller or anyone at top of division. I’d be surprised if he caught Chael in one too.
Interesting please sign it Siyar
https://twitter.com/#!/SiyarTheKiller/status/116494192871616512
I’m offered a UFC contract, but nothing is signed yet. My team & I will discuss it & let you know when it’s signed! Thanks for ur patience!
http://unintelligentdefense.blogspot.com
WHAT?!?!
Wow last interview I heard with Siyar he mentioned being in talks with Strikeforce. Yes PLEASE sign.
"Sarcastically I'm in charge" - Militant #2
by LRaunThaDamaja on Sep 21, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
siyar is beast mode.
Heard the UFC resigned Einemo aswell.
From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs - Karl Marx
by pridedaze09 on Sep 21, 2011 11:44 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Wow! It's as if Ronda Rousey has never heard of photoshop.
"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"
"But he sits there like a robot and doesn't say anything at all, just like he's not going to say anything about me calling him a bitch now. If I saw B.J. Penn walking down the street and called him a bitch, we would be fighting right there on the spot." Nick Diaz
What's she supposed to do with it?
Add a top hat onto her dog?
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
by menckenstein on Sep 21, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
You seem to have misunderstood my post.
The first shot of her pointing at her training partners butt could easily be photoshopped by someone else to look like she is putting something into her training partners butt. That would be embarassing for her. As a person who is developing a public image she might want to be careful about what images she tweets.
"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"
"But he sits there like a robot and doesn't say anything at all, just like he's not going to say anything about me calling him a bitch now. If I saw B.J. Penn walking down the street and called him a bitch, we would be fighting right there on the spot." Nick Diaz
No… ring.. girls?..
Now I've switched signature to this one.
by the guy with the big nose on Sep 21, 2011 11:53 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
for what? shes fine the way she is
by KO Shrimp on Sep 21, 2011 11:54 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
I bet Jon Jones listens to Switchfoot all the time.
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Sitting in his bathtub belting out "WE WERE MEANT TO LIVE FOR SO MUCH MOOOORE"
while his mom rinses his hair and goes to get his jammies.
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
by menckenstein on Sep 21, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I am pretty sure he likes Lady Gaga and Nickelback
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so xxxxxxx stupid." – Phil Baroni
by keyboardwarrior on Sep 21, 2011 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Goldie: Michael Jordanesque in his grappling skills is Travis Lutter
Rogan (with a sound of disgust in his voice): No, no, no he is not.
Goldie: He is not that good?
by HeadKickOfDoom on Sep 21, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Rec'd
For one of Cartman’s best get rich quick schemes.
"Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep, And yet a third of life is passed in sleep."
- Lord Byron
@byronvalle
by MyFightWiffaCheeto on Sep 21, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
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