We here at the UFC understand that while you are indeed a Grown Ass Man, we also are fully aware that you are not the most intelligent individual. People of low intelligence often have a difficult time understanding or comprehending certain situations or social expectations.
But, we here at the UFC also understand that certain elements of your "Special" mindset are what make you such an entertaining and effective fighter, so we are willing to accept your flaws and work with you in spite of your colorful history.
That being said, we will not be clearly explaining what is expected of you at this or any time, nor will anyone close to you attempt to do so.
You will now be held up to the standards of normal human intelligence and social interaction, and we will now be taking your title shot away from you for missing 2 media events because you were too busy being Nick Diaz, whatever the fuck that entails.
Fuck You Asshole,
Would you let Nick Diaz babysit your kids?
Stockton Muthafucka! (70 votes)
I wouldn't let Nick Diaz hold my cell phone. (103 votes)
173 total votes