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An Open Letter to Dennis Hallman's Junk

Dear Dennis Hallman's Junk,

Is it ok if I call you junk? Is there a different name you'd prefer? Dennis' Longman? Is that what you would like? I'll await your response in the comments. If it takes you a while to type you can just have your owner Dennis Hallman write it for you.

Anyways, the reason why I'm writing is to say, I SEENT YOU. I SEENT YOU ON THE TELEVISION WIF MY EYES!

You caused quite a stir. In fact, you have a bunch of people in a tizzy about you. They're pissed.

I think I speak for everybody when I say that I just wish you were Akiyama's penis so everybody would be happy instead of sad.

Sincerely,

Me

\The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

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