In stunning turn of events, the UFC has announced that the two cameramen working UFC 133, the director of the event and all production assistants, have been fired en masse from the company.
The UFC President told reporters "I am so fucking pissed! How could two cameramen that work for me not see a guy's weenie flopping all over the octagon? There are a million things a cameraman could show, why did they not catch that? As for the director, you are sitting in a fucking booth with 12 fucking monitors and you mean to tell me you fucking miss someone's schlong flopping out of his shorts? Fucking unbelievable!"
Mr White was reacting to an incident during Dennis Hallman's fight last night, where due to Hallman's decision to wear European style briefs, his nether regions were briefly exposed during the fight.
Said Mr. White, 'I was sitting there at ringside, and I just could not fucking take my eyes of the shorts. It was fucking embarrassing, even though I was so excited, I almost had trouble fucking breathing. You just can't have a grown man's muscular thighs on fucking display like that!"
A minor situation occurred during White's announcement of the firings when a reporter from the Sacramento Bee asked if the scant few who actually saw the .06 second exposure might have been those perhaps overly preoccupied with Hallman's groin area. Mr. White immediately fired the reporter from covering any future UFC events and vowed to call in the reporters managers for additional questioning.
On his way out the door, the UFC President fired a male security guard who was wearing a lavender shirt.
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