How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 4th Week of August
by Anton Tabuena on Aug 24, 2011 10:01 AM EDT
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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
I'M NOT GOING TO SORT THESE OUT FOR YOU
"Treinos dos lutadores amanha, Praia de Copacabana. Venham ver Anderson Silva, Shogun, Minotauro. 13horas." -Lorenzo Fertitta
"BRAZIL PREP IS HARD WORK! How is it so time consuming when all I'm packing is skimpy bikinis? Geesh" -Rachelle Leah
"making an appointment with my cardiologist the loss of Coach Tompkins is a reminder that age is not a factor." -Shane Carwin
"I went to Singapore, met @YODCHATRI, & took photos at @EvolveMMA.. - I'm not @allelbows, but here's how it turned out - sbn.to/pzbzEu" -Anton Tabuena, yes, I'm posting my own tweet here. Stop complaining and just click the link.
"A new partnership #UFCONFOX! We are excited guys!" -UFC on Fox
There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena
Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould
IS CHAEL SONNEN HEADING TO RIO?
"Okami is ready to go get that belt. Once he returns from Rio, we can truly say "he went to hell and back" to get it." -Chael Sonnen
"Going to train in the worst conditions to make this fight even easier. Long story short, Rio on Friday! See you in the streets, turkeys." -Chael Sonnen
"Sonnen v. Stann = Iron Man v. Capt. America. I won't bring the suit if you don't bring the shield, deal?" -Chael Sonnen
"Please, FB nerds, no group has the strength to lynch me. I'm a Republican; we run on neither blood nor oxygen." -Chael Sonnen
"Am I going to Rio....... "The greatest trick the Devil ever did, was getting the world to believe he didn't exist."" -Chael Sonnen, has punked everyone and is probably still going to Rio.
UFC CHAMP, DOMINICK CRUZ DOESN'T LIKE HORROR MOVIES
"@TheDomin8r Want me to come over and cuddle like old times? I promise I won't put on scary movies." -War Machine
"@WarMachine170 lol...I know u 2 well, it would just be weird! hahaha...scary movies are the devil!" -Dominick Cruz
"@TheDomin8r Haha! Maybe if Urijah wears a "Scream" mask at your next fight he can stand a chance of beating you! HAHAHAH!" -War Machine
TWICTURES
"On the set of How I Met Your Mother." -Royce Gracie
"With angel ♥.♥ @AriannyCeleste" -Chan Sung Jung
"Can't wait to pass out! Tomorrow I'll be back on the grind, gonna smash Gideon Ray october 15th! Look out Chi-Town! ...From today. Me, 2 fighters from Taiwan, our 45er Eric and our gym manager JD(125lbs of BJJ fury LOL)" -War Machine
"What the hell was I thinking sending @DustinPoirier up to New Jersey to train with this wackjob @kurtpellegrino?" -Tim Credeur
GSP FAN CHALLENGE
"GSP Fan Fitness Challenge- 10 second handstand" -Georges St. Pierre
"GSP Fan Fitness Challenge- Planche Push-up" -Georges St. Pierre
"GSP Fan Fitness Challenge- Handstand Push-up" -Georges St. Pierre
MORE TWICTURES!
"I am number 8 of the @ufc : ) Happy Saturday!" -Kenda Perez
"HELLO to one of my new fab pairs of shoes!. Happy birthday to me! My love spoiled me beyond words." -Rachelle Leah
"I feel like elephant shit RT @BrittneyPalmer Happy birthday @Rachelle_Leah! Last night was a blast. I still feel like dog shit." -Rachelle Leah
"Morning Korean Face Mask..Beauty makes u look like a weirdo sometimes! Lol!" -Arianny Celeste
"A look at my last visit to Hawaii (Big Island) Enjoy! pic ;)" -Natasha Wicks
"Sooo Sexy!" -Natasha Wicks
"Rainbow Falls! last pic :) ...Okay, one more!!! But only because you HAVE to see this water! :) Thanks for all the compliments guys!!! xoxo" -Natasha Wicks
"1 of my fav shots of the day in my fav drink..Green Tea Bath! ...Basic white..simple yet sexy..#korea!!" -Arianny Celeste
UFC 134: RIO TWIDEOS!
"Hear @Mark_Munoz' predictions for UFC RIO and leave your own in the comments" -UFC, Munoz gives his totally unbiased picks.
"How will @DanMiller185 or Rousimar Palhares win Sat on Spike? Their managers @AMAFightClub and Alex Davis sound off." -UFC
"Hear UFC RIO fighter @IanLovelandMMA's report from the front lines" -UFC
"Watch this interview with @RossTheRealDeal" -studiomma
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Chael Sonnen...
“Please, FB nerds, no group has the strength to lynch me. I’m a Republican; we run on neither blood nor oxygen.”
Damian Maia disputes that claim…
by samir-canada on Aug 24, 2011 10:08 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Andy as well
Chael is such a troll.
Me: “Hey Chael, what color is my red shirt?”
Chael: “Black”
Me: “Um…but it’s red.” *girl walks by “Excuse me Miss, but could you please tell me what color shirt I’m wearing.”
Miss: “Red”
Chael: “Nope, it’s black”
Me: “…”
Miss: “…”
Chael:
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Aug 24, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
How I met your mother - by Royce Gracie
We were on the ground rolling,
I was about to go for a rear naked ….
then 9 months later here you were.
The end.
"Bewildered" Joe Rogan's new favorite word.
Rashad Evans
The token black guy in that photo.
Also, that pic makes seems like the guys in the back are whiter than white.
"Bewildered" Joe Rogan's new favorite word.
Anton, great photographs!
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UFC 134:: Sad but true, Forrest Griffin will defeat Shogun again. I really hope I am wrong. If Anderson Silva loses, it will be good for his career, the MW division and the UFC.
Oh Natasha Wicks...
"Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep, And yet a third of life is passed in sleep."
- Lord Byron
by MyFightWiffaCheeto on Aug 24, 2011 10:37 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That's Rich Boy
A rapper. He made “Throw Some D’s”. Good song, not a good rapper. Saw him in DC and I swear that guy was 5 ft tall with a gynormous forehead
Me > Ben Henderson
@KrimsonTVN
DIA2ill.com coming soon....
That song
made me buy his album. Not a bad album iirc. Some Ludacris song featuring Chingy made me go out and buy Chingy’s first album…for shame…
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Aug 24, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Chingy, not exactly the greatest rapper. Not to mention he was signed to DTP who had Lil Fate, Shawnna, Titty Boi (Playa’s Circle), and I-20. What did we learn from this? None of them got big and Ludacris is still making Fast and Furious movies.
Me > Ben Henderson
@KrimsonTVN
DIA2ill.com coming soon....
Yeah
DTP was kind of a let down. Golden Grain was actually a good group album. I’ma pretty big Luda mark though, he’s in my top 3. I-20 is really under-rated (his album is solid), so is Shawna (first female album I ever paid/listened to). Idk about the rest. Titty Boi is my least fave, but he’s pretty solid in Duffle Bag Boy and that latest song with Yo Gotti. I heard/read that Shawna left DTP and signed on with T-Pain’s label (so hell, she might not even get a third album released now) and Lil Fate is…Lil Fate.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Aug 24, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Tsk tsk.
I’m disappointed with Chael. If you’re going to quote one of the greatest lines from The Usual Suspects, at least get it right.
"You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?"
“Fuck your father in the shower and have a snack. Are you going to charge me dickhead?”
by MuseMan82 on Aug 24, 2011 12:04 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I was so dehydrated
My piss came out like snot
by Hedonismbot on Aug 24, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
"I'll flip ya for real"
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
Mohandas Gandhi
"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses - behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
Muhammad Ali
"If MMA is like dog fighting, those are some pretty fucking smart dogs."
"I don’t want to lick any butt."
GSP
Does Chan Sung Jung just wear his “Korean zombie” tshirt everywhere to be recognized?
by troyd on Aug 24, 2011 10:52 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
...are you saying that all Asian people look the same?
"So even though it’s the gayest sport ever, MMA is still the best sport ever. I love my gay sport." - Wrestling Uber Alles
"If your [BJJ] training involves any part of you or training equipment inside any of your partner’s orifices, you’re doing it wrong." - gzl5000
for a photo/tv shoot with Arianny?
Yes, probably to make mainstream fans recognize him easily.
by Anton Tabuena on Aug 24, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Just can’t recall seeing a pic of him without a zombie shirt. I pick on him out of love, I’m a huge fan.
And for the record I’m 45% sure I could pick him out of an all Asian line up if I had to ;)
by troyd on Aug 24, 2011 11:04 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i could pick him out of a group of asians too..... as long as
The other Asians were Russians and Indians.
"Many have the will to win. Few have to will to prepare to win."
" A black belt only covers 2 inches of your ass. The rest is up to you." - Royce Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Aug 24, 2011 11:16 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 4 recs
he was tweeting that get got fat in jail, but shit...dude does look like a machine.
what org is he fighting with in Chicago?
"There are no pacts between lions and men."
Wick’s has a really nice fart box.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Aug 24, 2011 11:15 AM EDT reply actions
Well there’s an image that’s now burned into my mind’s eye
by Damnatio Memoriae on Aug 24, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
please don’t ruin more asspics, thank you
by the guy with the big nose on Aug 24, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
You make sexy sound kinda gross!
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
Mohandas Gandhi
"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses - behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
Muhammad Ali
"If MMA is like dog fighting, those are some pretty fucking smart dogs."
"I don’t want to lick any butt."
GSP
NFL DE\OLB
But I don’t know what he has to do with MMA? I guess he trains UFC or something.
If you can't wow them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit.
She just needs
someone to feed her a bit…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Aug 24, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
She's all yours...
She doesn’t look quite as anorexic as that Strikeforce ring girl (Kellie maybe), but she still looks way too under-nourished and fragile for my tastes…
Now Meisha…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Aug 24, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
this is normally where i bust out one of my "Polish Sausage" jokes.....
But I am feeling classy today. So I shall refrain.
"Many have the will to win. Few have to will to prepare to win."
" A black belt only covers 2 inches of your ass. The rest is up to you." - Royce Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Aug 24, 2011 12:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
why is it
that Rashad is in this photo and not Jones? Is Rashad still considered a bigger name than Bones?
I though a Korean Face Mask...
….was a bukkake with kimchi
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
Mohandas Gandhi
"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses - behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
Muhammad Ali
"If MMA is like dog fighting, those are some pretty fucking smart dogs."
"I don’t want to lick any butt."
GSP
chan sung jung just gave her the money shot.
"There are no pacts between lions and men."
by drain on Aug 24, 2011 1:20 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
That appears to be what the kids are calling it now…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Aug 24, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
that pic of Natasha’s ass was the best thing ever posted on BE. And I mean Evar.
by the guy with the big nose on Aug 24, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions
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