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As with every major show, Bloody Elbow will be here to bring you live results, play by play and commentary for UFC on Versus 5. The live blog will start with the beginning of the Facebook prelim stream (5:45 p.m. ET) continuing through the Versus broadcast (9 p.m. ET) so make sure to make Bloody Elbow your home for this event.

The event is headlined by a bout between Chris Lytle and Dan Hardy. This welterweight bout will be Hardy's final bout before retiring and promises to be full of action. Co-main event for the evening is a fantastic lightweight fight between Jim Miller and Ben Henderson. Lightweights Donald Cerrone and Charles Oliveira meet on the Versus broadcast in yet another contender for Fight of the Night. Opening up the Versus broadcast will be a battle between former Ultimate Fighter winner Amir Sadollah and Duane Ludwig.

Those fights plus eight bouts on Facebook make for a solid night of action.

Make sure to come back during the event and share your thoughts as the event goes down.

The Versus broadcast is live. First fight up shortly. Facebook prelim results are after the jump.

Amir Sadollah vs. Duane Ludwig - Round 1 - The men come out looking to strike and both land some punches and elbows before Amir pushes Ludwig into the cage and starts to look for the takedown. Ludwig turns Sadollah into the cage and both men work knees to the body before Amir drops down looking for the takedown again. Ludwig is getting the better of the stand-up thus far and Amir seems to know it. The right hand of Ludwig lands and a huge right behind it that badly hurts Amir. Ludwig is just wearing Amir out with body shots and working up to the head. 10-9 Ludwig.

Round 2 - Amir is getting countered by the straight right of Ludwig every time he throws. Amir is only comfortable when he throws the leg kicks because Ludwig has him beat with the hands and knees. Amir remains open to the left hooks and straight rights of Ludwig. Amir gets badly rocked yet again with a left hook and is forced to attempt a takedown that he is unable to get yet again. Ludwig shoots for the takedown out of nowhere, for no real reason. Amir sprawls out and Ludwig pushes him into the cage. 10-9 Ludwig again.

Round 3 - Amir finding a little more success with the kicks early and Ludwig is very tired. Amir's lack of power in his strikes is going to prevent him from really capitalizing. Right hook lands for Amir at roughly the halfway point of the round. Amir continually going to the head kicks in this round but he gets tagged with a combination by Ludwig. Ludwig continues to pop Amir as the round goes on and now Duane gets a takedown. 10-9 Ludwig for the clean sweep.

Official scorecards: 29-28 across the board for Duane Ludwig. Duane Ludwig wins by unanimous decision.

Donald Cerrone vs. Charles Oliveira - Round 1 - Oliveira with a head kick and Cerrone with a knee to the body. Accidental low blow on a kick from Cerrone and there is a brief pause in the action. Cerrone comes forward with two punches and a leg kick. Front kick from Oliveira to the body. Cerrone back to the inside leg kick and Oliveira back to the body kick. Cerrone keeps working the leg kicks and that opens up the right straight. Beautiful body shot by Cerrone hurts Oliveira and he goes to the ground. Cerrone follows him to the ground and unloads forcing the stoppage. Donald Cerrone wins by TKO (punches), round 1.

Jim Miller vs. Ben Henderson - Round 1 - Henderson flashing the jab early and Miller looks to jab to the body. Miller lands a right hand in close. Henderson with a combo and Miller clinches up with him. Miller with an elbow and they remain clinched up. Miller locks up a standing head and arm triangle choke and jumps up looking to lock it up. Henderson remains standing and rides it out, dropping Miller to the ground once he tries to transition to the back. Miller goes to rubber guard from bottom and now Henderson starts working strikes before Miller pushes off. Henderson with a head kick that is blocked as they stand up. Miller switches to a kimura in the clinch and he almost finishes it but Henderson pops out. Miller looks to finish with a guillotine now and Henderson pops out. Henderson finishes with a few solid shots. Very good round. But I'd go 10-9 Miller.

Round 2 - Henderson being very aggressive early and he gets a takedown. Miller isn't yet able to shake Henderson but he is working rubber guard. Miller dives for a leg lock now and Henderson is defending well and lands a big elbow and some punches. Miller switches to a kneebar, and it is very deep. Henderson pops his leg free. Now Miller goes for a heel hook but Henderson starts tagging him with big strikes. Miller working for a kimura but Henderson is defending well. This is a pretty clear Henderson round. 10-9 Henderson evens it up on my card, but it's likely he is up 20-18 on the official cards.

Round 3 - Miller with a hook and then he eats a jab from Henderson. Henderson with two nice punches that land. Hard leg kick by Henderson. Left hand from Miller lands solid. Big left hand by Miller and Henderson drops! Henderson drives though though and gets the takedown. Henderson moes to the back and he locks in the rear naked choke. Miller is fighting it and Henderson gives it up and starts throwing punches again. Miller survives the bad ositions but he is on his way to a decision loss. Henderson looks for the guillotine before the end of the fight but can't get it. Miller comes forward throwing bombs to try for the KO and the bell sounds. 10-9 Henderson and the crowd is loving it.

Official Scorecards: 30-27, 29-28 and 30-26 all for Ben Henderson. Ben Henderson wins by unanimous decision.

Chris Lytle vs. Dan Hardy - Round 1 - Lytle with a right hand and then goes to the body. Both men landing some heavy shots early. Hardy probably landed the hardest shot of the round. Lytle is being a touch more consistent in going to the body and now wings an overhand right. Two solid shots land for Lytle. Hardy is getting hit a bit more cleanly but he is still having his moments. Lytle is probably doing enough to take the round with one minute left. 10-9 Lytle. Fun round.

Round 2- Back to the stand-up and Hardy hurts Lytle a bit and backs him up. Hard right hand by Hardy buckles the legs of Lytle. Now Lytle pushes him into the care. Now it's Lytle throwing huge hooks back at Hardy after an accidental eye poke. Big uppercut by Hardy and then a knee. Hardy with a takedown attempt for absolutely no reason and Lytle keeps it standing. More big shots by Hardy and this is his round with 1:40 left. Huge right hand by Lytle just misses and a left hand lands. Body shot by Lytle. Hardy with an overhand right and a body kick. Nice body punch by Lytle. 10-9 Hardy to even it up.

Round 3 - Both guys continue to throw. Lytle with a left hook that lands clean and then a beautiful body shot. Left hook by Lytle again. The left hook is landing with a bit more regularity. Lytle continues working over the body with punches and kicks. Hardy is firing back but Lytle is getting the better of this round as far as I'm concerned. Lytle lands some nice shots and now Hardy pushes in and gets a takedown for no reason. Lytle locks in a guillotine choke and Hardy has to tap out. What the hell was Hardy thinking shooting there? Chris Lytle wins by submission (guillotine choke), round 3.

Star-divide

Edwin Figueroa vs Jason Reinhardt

Round 1: Figueroa takes the center of the cage as Reinhardt circles away. Neither man has pushed the action. Reinhardt is egging Edwin on. Figueroa lands a stiff right that drops Reinhardt and then works for a standing guillotine. Jason defends and gets the fight to the ground. He transitions to Edwin's back and is working for a rear naked choke. Figueroa is able to turn in and stand up. A weak takedown attempt by Reinhardt fails. Figueroa responds with a heavy kick to the outside of Reinhardt's thigh. The fight is on the ground and Edwin is landing heavy shots from the top. Reinhardt looks tired and hurt as he continually rolls away from Edwin as the round ends. That was a clear 10-9 Round for Edwin.

Round 2: Failed shot by Reinhardt as the round begins. He's really working for this and can't get Edwin down. Edwin steps over and lands in mount. He drops some heavy bombs from the top and Reinhardt is rescued by the referee. This was a one sided beatdown. 

Official Result: Edwin Figueroa by TKO in 50 seconds. 

 

Jacob Volkmann vs Danny Castillo

Round 1: Volkmann is the first to attack looking for a clinch, Castillo shrugs him off. Castillo misses a head kick. Volkmann with a quick shot and he gets the fight to the ground. Has Castillo in half guard and he's working for a D'arce as Castillo scrambles. It's super tight but Danny survives and is now working from Volkmann's guard. Castillo is super heavy on top but Jacob gets back to his feet. Volkmann comes forward with a lazy punch that Danny sidesteps. Castillo attacks with a heavy kick to the body that gets a reaction from the audience and then follows it up with a takedown. Danny is working for this but can't put Jacob on his back as the round ends. Tough round to score but I'll give it to Volkmann for that choke. 10-9 Jacob Volkmann. 

Round 2: Before the round begins, that kick to the body that Castillo landed left a considerable bruise on the ribcage of Jacob Volkmann. Castillo comes out firing with a big uppercut that misses. Danny presses Jacob against the fence and gets a big takedown. Jacob has been working for another D'arce which he can't finish. Back to their feet with Danny still working the takedown. Again he gets the fight to the ground but Volkmann scrambles and puts Danny on his back. Jacob Volkmann is working an arm triangle from Danny Castillo's half guard. Volkmann is constantly looking for that D'arce choke but Castillo keeps surviving. Volkmann with another D'arce and this one looks extremely tight. With 10 seconds left in the round he can't finish the fight. 10-9 Jacob Volkman for the submission attempts. 

Round 3: Castillo looks like he knows he is behind on the cards. He comes forward with a solid combination. And follows it up with another solid kick to the body. Volkmann shoots in and Castillo scrambles out to remain on his feet. Leg kick by Castillo leads to a Jacob Volkmann takedown. Volkmann loves that D'arce choke. This is his 5th attempt I believe. This one looks tight and Castillo is surviving. Castillo spins out of it but Volkmann is relentless. This is a beautiful display of grappling by Jacob Volkmann but his inability to finish the D'arce is telling as well. Mario Yamasaki is threatening to stand it up as Volkmann has a tight choke. 10-9 Volkmann.

Official Result: Jacob Volkmann by Unanimous Decision

 

Cole Miller vs T.J. O'Brien

Round 1: O'Brien is the first to attack with a leg kick. Both fighters are having a hard time to get their range. TJ barely misses an uppercut which looks to have grazed Miller's face. O'Brien coming forward with a combination that backs Cole against the cage. O'Brien seems more comfortable on the feet with Miller looking robotic in his movements. Leg kick by Miller looks to have hurt O'Brien a bit. A heavy right hand stuns TJ and this fight looks to have changed. Big kick by Cole Miller to the head. Jab by O'Brien and a kick by Miller as the round ends. 10-9 Cole Miller. 

Round 2: TJ is the aggressor as the round begins. He's throwing nice combinations and finishes it up with a snap kick to the head. These two fighters are just trading and it is Cole Miller who lands the best strike, which drops TJ O'Brien. Cole is attacking from the top and transitions to a guillotine choke when TJ tries to stand up. Nice win by Cole Miller who finished the fight with a one arm guillotine. 

Official Result: Cole Miller by Submission (Guillotine Choke)

 

Alex Caceres vs Jim Hettes

Round 1: They don't wait to find timing. Hettes comes forward but Caceres is the first to land a significant punch. In the ensuing scramble it is is Caceres who is standing. Hettes threatens a leg lock but can't finish it. Hettes creates space gets Alex to the ground. Jim tried to step over but left too much space and Caceres swept him. This has been a super busy first round. Nice ground work by Hettes who trips Caceres up and then gets the takedown. Caceres threatens an omoplata and Hettes steps over. Caceres is on top and then both fighters are on their feet. A knee by Caceres and then the fight is back to the ground. This is an impossible round to score but I'll say 10-9 Hettes. 

Round 2: This round begins just as quickly as the first and Hettes hits a nice hip toss. He's looking for a choke but can't tighten it up. Caceres back to his feet but Hettes brings him back to the ground with a suplex as Caceres is looking for a kimura. This has been super busy. Hettes with an arm bar and triangle attempt but Caceres is able to stand up. Another big throw by Hettes. I think Hettes is bleeding as he's working for a crucifix. The fight ends with Hettes locking up a rear naked choke. Incredible fight by both men. 

Official Result: Jim Hettes by Submission (Rear Naked Choke)

 

Karlos Vemola vs Ronny Markes

Round 1: These two immediately engage with Vemola looking to clinch up. Markes works over-under and has Vemola against the cage. They split apart and both men are just wildly throwing. Markes gets the fight to the ground and is working with Vemola's back against the fence. Vemola keeps regaining his feet but Markes is constantly bringing him back down to the ground. Markes is landing some nice shots to Vemola's face. Markes is putting on a wrestling clinic against the superior wrestler. The round ends with Vemola looking for a guillotine and Markes surviving the round. 10-9 Ronny Markes.

Round 2: Vemola comes out and looks for a takedown. He finishes it but Ronny Markes stands right back up. Markes gets the takedown and is working an arm triangle. Vemola survives and regains his feet but is dragged right back down. Markes is working him from guard and landing some nice punches. Vemola pushes off and gets back to his feet. Markes is just working him with knees while they are clinched against the fence. Beautiful trip takedown off a single leg and it is very apparent that the Czech Republic doesn't have a great wrestling program. This is a clinic that Markes is conducting at Karlos' expense. With 30 seconds left, Markes is working from side control and throwing elbows as the round ends. 10-9 Ronny Markes. 

Round 3: Vemola attempts a takedown and is stuffed. Markes turns off the cage and has Vemola on his back. This is ridiculous that Rogan and Goldie constantly try and sell Vemola as a top wrestler since he's looking like trash in MMA wrestling. Markes is working him on the ground with short punches and transitions to half guard. He finally steps over to side control and is now working big punches to the body. He spends little time in north/south but goes back to side control. This is a very one sided fight. Vemola looks awful and there's no future for him at 205 at this point. Markes ends the round with some arm punches to the body. 10-9 Ronny Markes.

Official Result: Ronny Markes by Unanimous Decision (30-27x3)

 

Kyle Noke vs Ed Herman

Round 1: Noke with a nice leg kick but Herman responds with a straight punch. Noke looks for a takedown and Herman wizzars to land on top. Noke pushes off and brings Herman to the ground. Herman is threatening an arm bar and then transitions to a triangle which he's trying to synch up. Herman is busy off his back working arm bars and triangles but can't finish either. Herman works a straight armbar and sweeps Noke. Noke survives and is back on top. He stands up and Herman looks for a leg lock. Ed Herman finishes the fight with a beautiful leg lock. WOW! This is a very different Ed Herman who is showing his submission skills. WOW! Ends the fight with a leg lock. 

Official Result: Ed Herman by Submission (Leg Lock)

 

Joseph Benavidez vs Eddie Wineland

Round 1: Benavidez opens up early with a quick leg kick. Wineland looks like he's having trouble adjusting to Joseph's speed. He lands a hard shot to Joe's eye that has caused some swelling already. Wineland is cut at his hairline and has blood trickling down his head. As Eddie comes in he is tagged by Joseph Benavidez who lands a three punch combo which looks to have rocked the former WEC champion. Wineland is now bleeding from his nose as well and this is definitely distracting him. Benavidez is sticking to the outside and landing leg kicks. A clear 10-9 round for Joseph Benavidez. 

Round 2: Wineland knows he lost that first round and is pushing the pace early. Benavidez is landing leg kicks and eats a punch right to the eye. Joseph backs up looking for time to recover but isn't given any. Wineland is back to the offensive. As Joseph pushes forward Eddie lands a short punch. Joseph Benavidez is looking for a takedown but is unsuccessful. The fighters clinch up and trade knees, but it is Wineland who is landing the heavier strikes. Benavidez finally gets the fight to the ground as the round ends. A closer round but I still see it 10-9 Benavidez. 

Round 3: These guys are back to throwing hard as the round starts. Benavidez is landing heavy with his right hand and clips Wineland. He does it again and this time backs Wineland up. He follows it up with a flying knee that lands clean but doesn't knockout Wineland. He's just landing his right hand at will. A fake takedown gets Wineland to commit to a hard sprawl. This fight is all Joseph Benavidez who shoots another takedown. Eddie Wineland sprawls and works a guillotine which is unsuccessful. This was the best that Joseph Benavidez has looked. He dictated the pace and distance against a better stand up fighter. 10-9 Benavidez. 

Official Result: Joseph Benavidez by Unanimous Decision (30-27x3)

 

Jared Hamman vs C.B. Dollaway

Round 1: Dollaway is hurt early by a Hamman leg kick. Hamman's stand up is vastly improved and he's just picking C.B. apart at range. Dollaway closes the distance and gets the takedown but is unable to keep the fight on the mat. Dollaway is just riding Hamman's back and drags the fight back down to the ground. He gets mount and then transitions right to an arm triangle. Hamman survives and has Dollaway in guard. He looks for a triangle but C.B. postures up and drops hard shots from the top. Hamman stands up and CB shoots for a takedown. Hamman defends well and ends up on top working punches to the body. Big elbow by Hamman. He passes to side control and mounts CB Dollaway. Dollaway back to his feet and stuns Hamman with some big shots. Hamman somehow survives and the round comes to a close. 10-9 Dollaway. 

Round 2: Hamman is the early aggressor landing punches in bunches that are keeping CB on the defensive. A knee attempt allows CB to tie him up for just a moment but he can't hang on to Hamman. With the fight on the ground and Hamman relentlessly dropping punches from the top, he has CB Dollaway in a mounted crucifix. CB is mounted and defending well. While these punches aren't landing hard, these are just a constant barrage and keeping Dollaway at bay. CB wasn't defending himself and Herb Dean stops the fight after what seemed like 300 punches to CB Dollaway's face. Nice win by Jared Hamman in his middleweight debut. 

Official Result: Jared Hamman by TKO (Referee Stoppage)

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Really hope Hardy Pulls out a Win

He’s a fighter that I like to watch, love his interviews, his style.. I just wish he was a better fighter. It would be a shame if he weren’t in the UFC any more.

Does a ;losing Hardy get a pass if he and “Lights Out” pull off an FOTN?

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
Mohandas Gandhi

"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses - behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
Muhammad Ali

"If MMA is like dog fighting, those are some pretty fucking smart dogs."

"I don’t want to lick any butt."
GSP

by jackbox on Aug 14, 2011 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

He's main event

I can’t think of anyone the UFC has cut if they were just a main event fighter, unless you count Nate Marquardt.

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

This should be a fun comment section

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 2:05 PM EDT reply actions  

My predictions

KOTN – Ben Henderson
SOTN – Charles Olivera
FOTN – Dan Hardy vs. Chris Lytle

by jdd1510 on Aug 14, 2011 2:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmm...

KOTN— Donald Cerrone
SOTN— Cole Miller
FOTN— Jim Miller vs. Ben Henderson

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

correction?

“This welterweight bout will be Hardy’s final bout before retiring and promises to be full of action.”
I thought Lytle was the one retiring?

by lucaG21 on Aug 14, 2011 2:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Brent is actually psychic and has forseen that Lytle is about to retire Hardy

"Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth." - Horace Walpole

by CasualMMAFan on Aug 14, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

*foreseen

"Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth." - Horace Walpole

by CasualMMAFan on Aug 14, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is a mistake in this article, it says that Hardy’s retiring while it is actuallly Lytle who’s retiring

by Vava on Aug 14, 2011 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

For anyone in the UK

ESPN are not showing this at all. The facebook prelims start at around 10.45pm and the main card is on ufc.tv or Premier Sports on Sky

by Our Bovine Public on Aug 14, 2011 2:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Sick poster

War Hardy and Bendo tonight.

The key is to hit the guy in the jaw really hard before the other guy does it to you.

by FreeLightningLee on Aug 14, 2011 2:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Hardy
Henderson
Cerrone
Sadollah
But I won’t get my hopes up.

by ssstute89 on Aug 14, 2011 2:27 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Amazing stuff, Anton.

Well, anybody who knows me knows I'm no fan of dictionaries or reference books. They're elitist. Constantly telling us what is or isn't true. Or what did or didn't happen.

by MarcoDos on Aug 14, 2011 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

^This

That poster is sweet.

"Nothing's ever what it seems. And even if it is, ends justify means." -Matt Good

by KingBrody on Aug 14, 2011 2:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I believe it's a bandana.

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe I’m looking at 4 1/2 to 5 hours of watching this card, on a Sunday night no less.

Bring it on.

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I know

The main card will take forever with all the commercials though. But I’m still pumped.

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

auto rec

Mel Gibson shot the movie Apocalypto on location at the center of my taint.
-Fake Emcee

by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is not fair

It’s always a rec

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reccing machine never die!

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

How exactly did this start?

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Aug 14, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody was shitfaced during one of the live threads, and hilariousness ensued. I can’t remember who or what event it was though. mmalogic, perhaps?

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was mmalogic

who claimed to have laid 18k on Rogers to beat Overeem. Source: http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2010/5/15/1473399/strikeforce-heavy-artillery-live#37623035

managed to get 18k down on rogers (was gonna do 15k but an offshore book fucked up). Lets mutherfukers

His reaction afterwards:
MUTHERF*UWUIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUk

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nice

You know what, chris81203? You confuse and infuriate me. - James Brady (Ninjames)

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, I'm not going to steal BV's moment and ask what everybody is eating and drinking

but I am going to daydrink the fuck out of these Facebook prelims.

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought that was why they showed the prelims.

To get me good and drunk in time for the main card

You know what, chris81203? You confuse and infuriate me. - James Brady (Ninjames)

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m almost out of tequila and fucking Indiana’s republican religious state doesn’t sell alcohol on Sundays. Fights on Sundays are stupid.

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

How close are you to any of the connecting states?

When I lived in IN, we just hit up New Buffalo, MI on sundays

You know what, chris81203? You confuse and infuriate me. - James Brady (Ninjames)

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m about 45 minutes northwest of Indianapolis. It’s about an hour or so to Danville, IL, I think that’s the closest route. Sucks.

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds like the absolute worst place to be in IN

You know what, chris81203? You confuse and infuriate me. - James Brady (Ninjames)

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Purdue’s here. That’s about it. I absolutely cannot stand the Midwest.

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, I know where you're at

I went to Valparaiso

You know what, chris81203? You confuse and infuriate me. - James Brady (Ninjames)

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can go get a cask fresh growler of beer from any of the 30+ local microbrews

or walk to the 7-11 any time before 2am. I actually jogged to a liquor store last night at midnight because of a random* IPA craving.

*It wasn’t random. I always want IPAs.

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

They can serve until 3am here.

So we have that going for us at least, I suppose.
No decent microbreweries. :(

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's 3 Floyds, but that's probably a while from where your at

And being able to buy til 3 am is awesome. Liqour stores close shop in OH at 8 pm

You know what, chris81203? You confuse and infuriate me. - James Brady (Ninjames)

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes! I thought I was around that night, but much alcohol gets consumed on fight nights so I couldn’t recall.

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not just somebody

mmalogic

You know what, chris81203? You confuse and infuriate me. - James Brady (Ninjames)

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm pumped for Miller-Bendo

but good God is this card stacked. been lurking lately more than commenting, but i’m sooooo stoked to see this one.

picks, because i know how much you care:

-Lytle
-Miller (but I think it’ll be closer than most people think)
-Sadollah
-Oliveira (depending on how many cups he’s wearing)

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Parlays.....

I have three main parlays. These guys all need to win for me to be down a little bit, otherwise I lose it all.

Cole Miller
Joseph Benavidez
CB Dollaway

If they all win plus Jim Miller, I come out a bit ahead. If Volkmann or Oliveira win on top of those four, I’ll at least triple my money (I have a bunch of different tiny parlays basically covering every other conceivable outcome with that group of 5 fights). I love parlays. Go big or go home.

by jacksiwel on Aug 14, 2011 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

versus

you know… ufc on versus 5?

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't see how it's a silly question. I've been watching MMA for a long time(longer than you)

And just recently started watching the facebook prelims. I’m not incredibly up to date on how this live stream stuff works other than facebook so chill the fuck out.

by Mixed Martial Arts on Aug 14, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Calm down dude

It is a fairly simple answer that you should know.

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

MMA has nothing to do with common sense

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ugh...

Um… I don’t even know how to respond. I think you’re trolling.

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good question.

"Don't worry about a thang...I got this"

by spectaa on Aug 14, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

#outoftheloop

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good news, everyone!

@pdlmma
BREAKING NEWS: RUSSELL MORA TO REF CERRONE VS. OLIVIERA

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

WHO DAT?

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd like to see him

in a kongo fight. it’d be batshit. i’d also settle for him fighting kongo

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was hoping for Chip Snyder

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a disgrace. The whole fight I was thinking “Hasn’t anyone showed this guy the Queensbury rules?” The post-fight interview with the ref was amazing. If anyone hasn’t seen it, look it up. Its one of the most hostile post-fight interviews I’ve ever seen, with an official no less.

by DodgerFan86 on Aug 14, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

My picks

"EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING"
- Bob Cole

by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I love Tapology

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Picks

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you!

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why does it feel like it is taking forever for these fights to start?

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 5:23 PM EDT reply actions  

And now

a little King of the Cage to warm up for the show tonite

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 5:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Where?

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

best poster ever, good job Anton, is there anywhere one could se all (or a couple at least) of your previous ones?

by the guy with the big nose on Aug 14, 2011 5:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup

The poster is bad ass.

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by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Konichiwa, Bitches

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 5:38 PM EDT reply actions  

My ninja

You know what, chris81203? You confuse and infuriate me. - James Brady (Ninjames)

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's good, dude?

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beers

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

mine are currently in the fridge.

stupid trader joes keeps em at room temp

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a damn shame

First one is about to crack

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It wont take me too long

about 3 beers and im kinda drunk.

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cheap date

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would you two

just go and get a fucking room already!

Go Orange(men)!

by SUmonkey on Aug 14, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

can we borrow yours?

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

And my camera.

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Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long as he doesn't have a webcam

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Them the rukes

my place is ready, but the Monkey lovin doesn’t come for free.

Go Orange(men)!

by SUmonkey on Aug 14, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grab a bucket.

Empty your ice tray into it, pour a ton of salt on it, insert beers, then add cold water. Your beers will be deliciously cold in under 10 mins, just rinse the top so you don’t drink the salt water. Trust me.

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is totally true

PDL is very smart and entertaining but Karl Strauss sucks yeah I said it wanna fight about it?

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Aug 14, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Red Trolley is good and the Windansea Hefe is fantastic.

The rest is fairly meh. Red Trolley was on sale today so it’s my backup.

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Based on my recent SD trip

Port Brewing and Stone make great beers. I only had the Karl Strauss Amber and was not a fan.

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Aug 14, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which ones did you get?

As a former employee I always like to stick my nose in people’s business and give suggestions.

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Aug 14, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Guys

I’ll be heading the Facebook PBP portion of the card.

Follow me on twitter @MattRoth512

by Matthew Roth on Aug 14, 2011 5:41 PM EDT reply actions  

An open letter to facebook prelims

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dear ______,

That was a beautiful superman punch for a knockdown. You should try better to finish him. Too bad the round ended. You came out very quickly at the beginning. You seem to have been hurt. It appears you are caught in a submission attempt. So you gave up, huh? You shouldn’t have tapped out.

Love,
Matthew Roth

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Yay?

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It hasn't started yet has it?

I’m still trying to get situated. (Find some alcohol to consume)

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Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 5:42 PM EDT reply actions  

i thought being in the midwest you would be a moonshiner

and be all set by now

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s down in Kentucky. It came in a jar and tasted like urine.

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Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hasn't started (starts at 5:45 pm et)

also usually they’ll take 5 to 10 minutes to get proper into it too

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Try some hand sanitizer if you need an alcohol fix.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

So glad this is going on today. Nothing to watch on tv till Breaking Bad starts.

by DodgerFan86 on Aug 14, 2011 5:43 PM EDT reply actions  

ok lets do this mofos

How fast will Reinhardt lose? under 3 min?

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by MaZZacare on Aug 14, 2011 5:43 PM EDT reply actions  

35 seconds

There’s no reason Figueroa shouldn’t just attack immediately.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

has anyone even got the blue laser piss stream yet?

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 5:44 PM EDT reply actions  

OH SHIT

 I forgot to make my fucking picks!!!!

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 5:45 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Well I'm sure you wouldn't be alone if that were true.

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Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lead on.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

And you know amadeus didn't either.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Winner

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

The ufc.tv stream is crystal clear. Nice.

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 5:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh halfway into an entrance right off the bat huh

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 5:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Howdy!

Hey, does anyone have that off-Facebook link for the FB prelims like last time? Want to avoid dipshit friends.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 5:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Just turn your chat off.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

SSReporters posted the link a little earlier in the thread (I’m to lazy to go and copy it for you)

by Horselover Fat on Aug 14, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

does anyone have that direct stream (that doesn't have the fb comments)?

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 5:47 PM EDT reply actions  

nevermind-got it

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

here ya go

http://www.ufc.tv/ufc/servlets/syndicated?id=2&trackname=ufcfacebook

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

How will Reinhardt get subbed?

I’m thinking RNC.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 5:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm thinking TKO

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking he gives up a sub to avoid damage.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reinhardt is an odd looking fellow

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 5:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ve said it 100 times but I’ll say it again. Jason Reinhardt is from my hometown, I hate him, the idiots who live there who think he’s a good fighter, and I will laugh when he loses.

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Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 5:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Can crusher

And he is 41? Sweet jesus. Beatdown prep

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by Stiff Jab on Aug 14, 2011 5:48 PM EDT reply actions  

looks like Reinhardt is using the Houston Alexander strategy

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 5:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Kalib Starnes

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT A WAR!

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 5:49 PM EDT reply actions  

well on our way to a 9-9 round

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahah wtf reinhardt

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 5:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Prelim fighters sure let it all hang out.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 5:49 PM EDT reply actions  

dropped him

lol

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 5:50 PM EDT reply actions  

nicely done

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 5:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I expected Reinhardt to have been murdered by now.

"I don't care, hit him with your groin!"

by 3PA on Aug 14, 2011 5:51 PM EDT reply actions  

And he's gassed

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 5:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Yah

But it was 5-6 fights ago; I believe even before the Lauzon fight.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reinhardt looks like 100lbs of shit in a 5lb bag

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 5:51 PM EDT reply actions  

lol @ Wand tattoo comment

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 5:52 PM EDT reply actions  

He trains at Team Wand

Though it’s a satellite school in IL.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

End it!

I want bonus points.
…damn.

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Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 5:53 PM EDT reply actions  

10-8

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~ Bobby Hill

by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 5:53 PM EDT reply actions  

10 – 8 Reinhardt

he took the fight where he wanted it and imposed his will

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 5:53 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Figueroa

That was….a weird round.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 5:53 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Edwin. Damn, I love dude’s named Edwin

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 5:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is this guy in the ufc again?

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 5:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Getting Figueroa a win

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 Edwin

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 5:53 PM EDT reply actions  

how is that guy in ufc?

Matt "The Terror" Serra!!!!
If any amateur MMA organization in NE is looking for an Asian fighter, let me know =)

by DK_Monster on Aug 14, 2011 5:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I was thinking the same exact thing

Good thing he’s from Deck-a-tor.

"What the ancients called a clever fighter is one who not only wins, but excels in winning with ease."

by dedstrk316 on Aug 14, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

God. Reinhardt being afraid to stand up and wanting the bell for the end of the round is spectacular.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 14, 2011 5:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Is this at 45?

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by Stiff Jab on Aug 14, 2011 5:54 PM EDT reply actions  

35

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I missed the first round because of lag and Chrome hating the player for some reason.

Firefox up now. How bad was it?

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 5:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Depends on what you think of Reanhart

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reinhardt ran away, Figueroa beat on him at the end.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

reinhardt has no business in ufc

42 years old,
last time he fought other than in ufc was in 2008
in his last ufc appearance he got his ass whooped in 48 sec

Matt "The Terror" Serra!!!!
If any amateur MMA organization in NE is looking for an Asian fighter, let me know =)

by DK_Monster on Aug 14, 2011 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

pulls mount

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Cyborg-style.

"I don't care, hit him with your groin!"

by 3PA on Aug 14, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is over.

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by Tim Bernier on Aug 14, 2011 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

nicely done if not shocking

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Good highlight reel fodder for Fig

You know what, chris81203? You confuse and infuriate me. - James Brady (Ninjames)

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

back of the head again

Mel Gibson shot the movie Apocalypto on location at the center of my taint.
-Fake Emcee

by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

that transition to mount was unreal

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

hey he made it to the 2nd round, good job reinhart.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

What a joke. Reinhardt is absolutely terrible.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

"But bro, he's 20-3!"

“Give him a chance!”

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

But he's a veteran fighter!

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Old and dehydrated is no way to fight in the UFC.

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by Snatchl on Aug 14, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

dominant

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by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Blatant back of head strikes

I think people just know they’ll get away with it now.

by Cunny on Aug 14, 2011 5:56 PM EDT reply actions  

neither goldy or roge

mentioned it at all

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Easiest win ever?

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 5:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Back of the Head

……..but its not Fedor so we dont care

by sportquips on Aug 14, 2011 5:56 PM EDT reply actions  

or akiyama

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or Franklin.....

wait no one cared about that one either

by sportquips on Aug 14, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snowden cared, dammit

And I don’t think these shots were even comparable to the ones Vitor landed on Sexy

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was very competitive.

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 5:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m getting HD quality right now, no lag. The future is awesome.

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by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

True. Not a single issue yet.

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by Tim Bernier on Aug 14, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very close call, but I’d say it’s better than the Tachi Palace stream last week.

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, slightly...

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by duck on Aug 14, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well this won’t help the back of the head punch crusaders.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 5:56 PM EDT reply actions  

This better get as much hate as Vitor did

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by Stiff Jab on Aug 14, 2011 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

But we like Akiyama.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Edwin: “Well, the best part is I won’t need a shower.”

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Funny to have Joe talking about what a promising prospect he is.. after beating Jason Reinhardt in a joke of a fight.

by Horselover Fat on Aug 14, 2011 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah wtf

Bonafide prospects don’t get their backs taken by Jason Reinhardt.

by Magaca on Aug 14, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's more due to the McDonald fight.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know, but even so.

by Horselover Fat on Aug 14, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reinhardt looks like he's severely injured

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

is anyone having trouble with FB?

I am not getting any stream on FB. Anyone else having a problem?

by TREY JACKSON on Aug 14, 2011 5:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

What's your browser?

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just the opposite

Might be the best quality FB feed I’ve ever gotten, and I’m on a fairly slow DSL line.

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by duck on Aug 14, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mines actually coming in great.. i know that doesn’t help you or anything

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was getting no video in Chrome, both on FB and the direct link.

Follow this one in Firefox, worked for me: http://www.ufc.tv/ufc/servlets/syndicated?id=2&trackname=ufcfacebook

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reinhardt is one of the 5 worst fighters to ever get in the UFC

Including the UFC 1 days. If this was a Strikeforce fight we’d be all over them.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

The other four don't count. He's the worst.

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I saw some shots to the back of the head at the end of that fight!

Looks like we’ll be seeing another feature article from Snowden tomorrow.

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by Sexytime on Aug 14, 2011 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

This FB stream kicks ass

I’m on just a 3mbps DSL connection, and even hooked up to my 40" with a VGA cable, it looks pretty damn good.

Too bad can’t Sherdog afford to do this for their TPF…

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by duck on Aug 14, 2011 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

+7 for team BE

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 5:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Did anyone pick Reinhart? I’d like to laugh at them.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm kinda disappointed

That you didn’t actually forget your picks

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

But it’s the hot bout! 2x points

by Horselover Fat on Aug 14, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought Herman was the hot bout.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah.. you’re right, seems I was mistaken.

by Horselover Fat on Aug 14, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

What exactly determines a hot bout?

The one that people are split most evenly about?

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no idea. I always assumed the staff just arbitrarily picked a fight that seemed close-ish.

by Horselover Fat on Aug 14, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

This stream is so fucking good

Seriously…holy shit.

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by Matthew Roth on Aug 14, 2011 5:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

You know what, chris81203? You confuse and infuriate me. - James Brady (Ninjames)

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a great time to be an MMA fan

Seeing a full card in HD is the tits!

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by Snatchl on Aug 14, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

The sound just got weird

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 5:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess that was a nice transition

but Reinhardt’s right leg slipped and he fell to that side. Props for Figeroa for getting it, but it wasn’t that astounding =\

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 5:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Worst. Nicknames. Ever.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 5:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Da REAL 1 is so, so much worse.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

no its all about The Chosyn 1

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by MaZZacare on Aug 14, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Nsane 1

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by dedstrk316 on Aug 14, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jamie “the Chosyn 1” Yager would like to have a word with you.

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by Tim Bernier on Aug 14, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny story,

I was totally not a Yager fan at all, met him a few weeks ago and he was a really cool dude. Very nice guy, went out of his way to introduce himself, seemed pretty chill.

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did he learn how to do more than

Superman punch, high kick, and gas?

You know what, chris81203? You confuse and infuriate me. - James Brady (Ninjames)

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

DA SPYDER

"EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING"
- Bob Cole

by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

DA SPYDA

With an A

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anything with Da in it fails.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha!

You know what, chris81203? You confuse and infuriate me. - James Brady (Ninjames)

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate Christmas. The holiday, not the fighter.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Canadians...

SMH

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hello….hello….is there anybody out there…..just nod if you can hear me…

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 5:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Is There Anybody Home?

Well, I had to do it.

So, I only saw the ending of the first fight, but I am totally unsurprised by the outcome. I doubt I’ll see much of the prelims as most of those fights don’t interest me, but at least the main card looks nice and of course I’ll listen to the Bloody Elbow Radio review show.

by Blair Russell on Aug 14, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Siding with Castillo on this one! I don’t care how bad his headband/nickname/face is!

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 5:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Volkmann vs. Castillo next

Tonight’s a very important night for the legitimacy of the WEC LWs.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 5:59 PM EDT reply actions  

This guy shouldn’t be considered one of them. He’s not really that good.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could give a shit about this fight.

Castillo never set the world on fire in the WEC anyways so him losing doesn’t say a whole hell of a lot.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

He beat Poirier

And only lost to (arguably) the best 3 WEC LWs.

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by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

dunno how much a castillo/volkmann tilt

really means to the legitimacy of anything

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Castillo's fighting style...

I just can’t get past his guido chic.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 6:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Hoping for an Obama run in

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:00 PM EDT reply actions  

same

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-Fake Emcee

by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta be better than Chip Chipperson

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Volkmann

will lay on Castillo till the dogs come home

by sportquips on Aug 14, 2011 6:00 PM EDT reply actions  

likely

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

War Castillo!

I just don’t like Volkmann…

by Cunny on Aug 14, 2011 6:00 PM EDT reply actions  

is it because he doesn’t like Obama?

by rU5H on Aug 14, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I volunteered and donated to O in 2008

but I thought Volkmann’s comments were blown WAY out of proportion, and for the Secret Service to pay him a visit was ludicrous. He answered the question like the exchange between Brad Pitt and Edward Norton in “Fight Club”. I half expected him to say Abraham Lincoln.

And the t-shirt is hilarious.

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by duck on Aug 14, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, for some reason it wasn’t loading anybody else’s comments. Boom, back now.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 6:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh

I was wondering what you were referring to there. I thought you were just randomly quoting Pink Floyd lyrics.

by Blair Russell on Aug 14, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, he did wear the shirt.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:02 PM EDT reply actions  

rofl @ t-shirt

"I don't care, hit him with your groin!"

by 3PA on Aug 14, 2011 6:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Love the t shirt...I lol'd

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by Snatchl on Aug 14, 2011 6:02 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Great shirt!

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by dedstrk316 on Aug 14, 2011 6:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Christmas wins the theme battle.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 6:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Christmas wins the walk out song, but I picked Castillo

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George Carlin

by Snatchl on Aug 14, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Satire vs. Guido

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Volkmann wins for Walk-In Music of the Night

Hand the man the bonus now.

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by duck on Aug 14, 2011 6:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Jacob Volkmann makes me laugh. Just looking at him makes me laugh.

by crazybones on Aug 14, 2011 6:02 PM EDT reply actions  

he looks like a nevernude.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Volkmann is such a dork, and he's bland as can be.

Ugh.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 6:02 PM EDT reply actions  

My slip for the evening

Jim Miller 1.57
Chris “Lights Out” Lytle 1.87
Amir Sadollah 1.31
Donald “Cowboy” Cerrone 2.00
Risk CA$ 5.00 to win CA$ 33.42

Alex “Bruce Leroy” Caceres 4.75
Karlos “The Terminator” Vemola 1.40
C. B. “The Doberman” Dollaway 1.37
Risk CA$ 5.00 to win CA$ 40.56

by KMcCaig on Aug 14, 2011 6:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice

Though I would have added Figeuroa at up to -9000

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, got home from work late

Just got my bets in. I wouldn’t have picked it anyways, dont knwo those fighters

by KMcCaig on Aug 14, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Caceres is gonna lose you the second parlay.

Cerrone or Lytle may lose you the first.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

CACERAS??

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh

Who is Hettes ??? Look at the odds I get on Caceras Value bet

by KMcCaig on Aug 14, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Volkmann’s back is a little spotted….

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 6:03 PM EDT reply actions  

No, it’s a lot spotted. Straight bacne. Not surprising, somehow

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by mburtoni on Aug 14, 2011 6:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Not really looking forward to this

Volkmann probably LNPs his way to victory.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 6:03 PM EDT reply actions  

It wasn’t a joke Joe. He’s completely serious about it.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:03 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah. keep your fucking politics out of my human cockfighting

doucher

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I agree.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

The secret service visited him?

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 6:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Castillo might have KJ Noons-quality hair

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 6:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I really, really hope this is somehow his Last Call in the UFC.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:04 PM EDT reply actions  

The quality is really bad now

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 6:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Volkmann looks a fair bit taller.

"I don't care, hit him with your groin!"

by 3PA on Aug 14, 2011 6:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Volkmann is 155?

Somehow I thought Paulo Thiago had fought Volkmann. I must have him confused with someone else.

by Lauren J Darkbloom on Aug 14, 2011 6:06 PM EDT reply actions  

No, he dropped

to 55

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Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope you are correct

Took it to Thiago for a bit too

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- Bob Cole

by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have a feeling Castillo is going to win now

FYI

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 6:06 PM EDT reply actions  

 i piked Volkmann via UD

im regretting it already

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Likewise.

Hopefully for your sake we don’t continue this path of similar picks.

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Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too

and … me too.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you hear Volkmann on the MMA Hour earlier in the week? The idiot tried to make a joke about being sent to Guantanamo after the Obama comment, but exposed that he didn’t even know that Saddam Hussein is dead (he said he had sparred with him there and was surprised when Ariel told him he got hanged some years ago).

by Horselover Fat on Aug 14, 2011 6:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Was he trying to Chael?

"EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING"
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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I don’t think he was trolling.

by Horselover Fat on Aug 14, 2011 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Castillo just stopped circling. He stood still waiting for Volkmann to shoot. Dumb.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:07 PM EDT reply actions  

My God

I just looked it up online and BOTH guys have won their past 3 fights in Zuffa. I had no idea. Then again, when you’re beating guys like Will Kerr, Ronnys Torres, and Paul Kelly… it’s easy to forget the winning streaks both are on.

by Blair Russell on Aug 14, 2011 6:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I enjoy Joe Rogan’s overexaggeration of every submission.

by crazybones on Aug 14, 2011 6:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Completely loses control of the guy's body

“IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER HE’LL TOTALLY GET IT!”

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Castillo with a takedown attempt?

Good god.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't get it

Is that bad or something?

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Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

try an inverted triangle?

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

that's what I was thiniking

he was kinda restricted by the cage tho

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice oil check there

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

ah...the sweet stench of homophobia

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um, that's the name of the move?

Totally legal in HS wrestling, actually.

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by duck on Aug 14, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

sarcasm

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, meter's in the shop

Sorry I missed on that one.

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by duck on Aug 14, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 Volkmann

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Volkmann

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed

"What the ancients called a clever fighter is one who not only wins, but excels in winning with ease."

by dedstrk316 on Aug 14, 2011 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

yuck

besides the darce that was a stinker of a rd

by sportquips on Aug 14, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

neither of these guys

are really known for standandbang

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Castillo is

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome to a Jacob Volkman fight.

by Willow Cat on Aug 14, 2011 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 Volkmann

Castillo needs to throw more strikes.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Volkmann

I actually really enjoyed that round. Xmas put on a nice technical wrestling game, both offense and defense.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

His grappling is cool

It’s just too bad his stand up is so bad.

by Lauren J Darkbloom on Aug 14, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quite enjoyed that round, liked the wrestling exchanges.

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I liked it too

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Volkman

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by MaZZacare on Aug 14, 2011 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Cool round

10-9 Volk

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Goddamn I wish Lesnar would go back to Greg Nelson

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Castillo is losing because of his own silly gameplan

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

How?

By taking him down?

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

the not striking?

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but

getting TDs doesn’t really hurt his case.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

the not taking him down part

is the bigger nono

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's not fighting his own fight

Volkmann is the better wrestler and grappler.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tap him out

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 6:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 6:12 PM EDT reply actions  

That dude behind them looks amazing! The bald guy

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:12 PM EDT reply actions  

What I don't understand

is why he keeps winning the standup, yet keeps going for the takedown

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:13 PM EDT reply actions  

i am thoroughly enjoying this fight

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:13 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

i am

thoroughly nonplussed.

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was awesome by Volkmann.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Grappling is awesome.

by dribblebib on Aug 14, 2011 6:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Castillo, you’re NOT going to get the better of Volkmann on the ground, quit trying.

This is fun though, love me some scrambles and exchanges.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 6:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok

That is the third “very threatening” submissions. Ahh Rogan

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 6:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Is this Rick Story

or Charlie Brennaman….of Brian Foster….or Jon Fitch…..or name your boring lay and prayer

by sportquips on Aug 14, 2011 6:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude's trying to finish

How many crappy submission attempts has he already tried? Five?

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by duck on Aug 14, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

I don’t know why you’re applying that label to this fight. I am one of the people who is enjoying all the ground stuff in this fight. This certainly is NOT Jon Fitch, in my opinion.

by Blair Russell on Aug 14, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dumb.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weaksauce bro

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok ok

It was more of a shitty grab and pray…..cause he didnt choke shit

by sportquips on Aug 14, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Repeatedly going for a finish is far from LnP, even if he wasn’t able to complete it.

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rogan is fucking shit tonight

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe, the last 16 attempts have been deep according to you. STOP.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Now

Rogan has a hard-on for jiu-jitsu and wrestling, so of course he’ll develop a boner for this type of fight.

by Blair Russell on Aug 14, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jui-jitsu? Yes he does.

Wrestling? Not so much. He’ll go for the polysyllabic Japanese name of the simplest wrestling trips whenever he gets a chance.

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by duck on Aug 14, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I'm serious this time. He totally has it."

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy tunnel vision batman.

"I don't care, hit him with your groin!"

by 3PA on Aug 14, 2011 6:15 PM EDT reply actions  

20-18 Volkmann

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

20-18 Volkmann, and a very interesting fight. SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL GRINDER.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Try something different Jacob

"What the ancients called a clever fighter is one who not only wins, but excels in winning with ease."

by dedstrk316 on Aug 14, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Why?

He’s won two rounds 10-9 this way.

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by duck on Aug 14, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

"What the ancients called a clever fighter is one who not only wins, but excels in winning with ease."

by dedstrk316 on Aug 14, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks like volkmann is suffering from some sonnenitis

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Castillo is getting pwn'd

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by Snatchl on Aug 14, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm no BJJ expert

But none of these D’arce chokes have been deep.

20-18 Volkmann

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Guida Burp!

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

20-18 Volkmann

Good on Jake for trying to finish.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

good on faber

“stop going to the ground, stay on the feet”

duh

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

have you seen my baseball?

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Volkmann’s technical wrestling is winning this fight

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 6:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Volkmann

is very surperior on the ground.

11-11-11

by KGW on Aug 14, 2011 6:17 PM EDT reply actions  

This is fantastic! How can you guys not enjoy this ground fighting?

by castleeb on Aug 14, 2011 6:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great combo of wrestling and BJJ chokes

Just finish already, Volkmann!

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by duck on Aug 14, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

because theres no damage being done

and the same failed submissions attempts over and over?

by C.A.M. on Aug 14, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is very much a part of the sport of MMA?

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Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

So is mixing strikes with grappling.

I’m enjoying this fight, but very unimpressed with Volkmann’s inability to vary his game on the ground or create opportunities beyond straight out submission hunting. It’s not a mature MMA game.

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

It scores points, though!

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s his hole. He’s no champion but it looks like Castillo has an even worse hole in his game

by castleeb on Aug 14, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, disagree

The chokes were all there and fairly sunk. Not sure what else to say.

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Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

My only complaint

Is that he didn’t go for anything but the D’arce. He wasn’t hitting it, I think he probably could have used it to set up something else

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could have had them deeper if Castillo was looking for anything other than defending subs and had to worry about strikes.

Or if he was softened up from some elbows and hammerfists early, then he wouldn’t have fought off the subs as well and might have gotten finished. I don’t like seeing Saku vs. Newton fights in 2011. Even Demian Maia hits people a lot on the ground.

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not when he's locking up a choke

I just can’t imagine anything more effective than taking a submission that keeps being offered.

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by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

low-mid level fighters

with holes in their games unable to finish are not quite as exciting as a lot of other varieties of fights.

i’d like this more if it were say, edgar/maynard and not castillo/volkmann

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Castillo is blown up?

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- Bob Cole

by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 6:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Rogan is rambling

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

under

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny, funny-looking stuff…

"I don't care, hit him with your groin!"

by 3PA on Aug 14, 2011 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

nice highsteppin

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Castillo should have kept on with those leg kicks from the first couple minutes.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice!

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah that was awesome

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 6:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Castillo should be attempting no knees or anything from close range

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 6:19 PM EDT reply actions  

same ones sonnen had on his back

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah darker brown

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i do too

it happens when you are a cracker in the sun

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

I’m covered in them sumbitches

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by Snatchl on Aug 14, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hang on for a minute and a half, so I can have 11 points.

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by Tim Bernier on Aug 14, 2011 6:21 PM EDT reply actions  

me too!

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had Figueroa via TKO round 1, do I get 7 points since it happened in round 2?

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by Tim Bernier on Aug 14, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think so.

I also had that pick.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

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"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Volkmann via sharpshooter.

"I don't care, hit him with your groin!"

by 3PA on Aug 14, 2011 6:21 PM EDT reply actions  

sigh

another failed sub of the exact same variety. one way to get a win

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:21 PM EDT reply actions  

First choke no work 11 times in row…

TRY NEW CHOKE.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:21 PM EDT reply actions  

NO SIR I WILL TRY IT AGAIN

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Help me out here

Including the arm seems to defeat the purpose of the choke, at least the way he was doing it. (I don’t know jack about BJJ, btw).

So, I assume there was something technically wrong with the way he was applying that choke?

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by duck on Aug 14, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok

I bet that Volkmann will get robbed of a decision win

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 6:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Volkman has A LOT of backne

Just sayin’

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by Chad Raynard on Aug 14, 2011 6:21 PM EDT reply actions  

its fucking freckles

jesus lol

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha just noticed your sig, that was a gem in that latest article.

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freckles

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

blame the UFC stream, not me lol

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by Chad Raynard on Aug 14, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

im sad i missed the reinhardt fight, sounded like a sloppy brawl.

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 6:22 PM EDT reply actions  

You got half of that right.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

because he wasn't choking him, joe

he was top controlling him when he said it

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:22 PM EDT reply actions  

30-27 Volkmann

FOTN:

1. Castillo-Volkmann
2. Figueroa-Reinhardt

KOTN:

1. Figueroa

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 6:22 PM EDT reply actions  

30-26

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 6:22 PM EDT reply actions  

30-27 Volkmann. Could be 30-26, if judges gave a shit about grappling.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Fairly clear-cut 30-27.

"I don't care, hit him with your groin!"

by 3PA on Aug 14, 2011 6:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Castillo had a shit game plan

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by Snatchl on Aug 14, 2011 6:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Jacob Volkmnann is my new favorite 2nd tier LW

That was awesome

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 6:22 PM EDT reply actions  

30-27 Volkmann

Whatever.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 6:22 PM EDT reply actions  

30-27 Christmas!

+11 for team BE!

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:22 PM EDT reply actions  

+ 18 thus far!

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too!!!

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

in fairness...

I bet everyone in the pool hit those 1st two.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

we will know soon enough

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone

Except Amadeus

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody needs to tell Volkmann

“You aren’t going to get the fucking half guard D’Arce. You have passed his guard – DON’T GO BACK TO HALF TO GO FOR A FUCKING CHOKE HE HAS SUCCESSFULLY DEFENDED 100 FUCKING TIMES.”

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 6:23 PM EDT reply actions  

his insistence on retaining, nee, seeking

half was very strange.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Common way to increase pressure on a a d’arce is to fold up opponent (see: Pthiago v Swick), need control of legs for that.

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

29-28? On all cards? What?

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:23 PM EDT reply actions  

First I think.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

29-28 for everyone? WTF?

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 6:23 PM EDT reply actions  

29-28?

Well, at least the right fighter won, I guess, but…

by Blair Russell on Aug 14, 2011 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

It's sad its actually at that point

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by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

what round did they give Danny?

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe 2

He was on top for the firs thalf of the round

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was very Dan Hardy like… Gah, muzzle that man.

by Empty Thoughts on Aug 14, 2011 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Stand the fight up? WTF is Yamasaki smoking?

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 6:24 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

What round did Castillo win?

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

by TitanFan2K on Aug 14, 2011 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Doesn't matter

29-28 is usually a safe score to give when you’re a judge who didn’t really watch the fight but know who won it.

by Cunny on Aug 14, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jacob give a one sided beating

by TigerTD on Aug 14, 2011 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

29-28?

http://unintelligentdefense.blogspot.com

by MattParker117 on Aug 14, 2011 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

How was that a 29-28????

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by Bobillarious on Aug 14, 2011 6:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

So what is this training mask that is sponsoring everyone it seems now?

by DodgerFan86 on Aug 14, 2011 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Wandy's snorkel I think.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Supposedly simulates training at altitude… I wanna say Sherk developed it or helped to

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by Bobillarious on Aug 14, 2011 6:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I black my mask out and ride on a bike for 4 months at a time cause that's how CAVEMEN DO IT BRO

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t that the sponsor on Hallman’s Speedos?

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why were you staring at his junk to know that?????

(Seriously, yeah, it was.)

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by duck on Aug 14, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Rogan gets a free tshirt

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I assume they gave Castillo 10 points one round for being able to hold his breath for 3 minutes.

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Also, pet peeve of mine:

Guys who escape submissions don’t have good submission defense. They got caught and escaped. If you really have great defense, you don’t get that far in the first place. Jim Miller, that’s a guy who has serious sub defense. Or Fitch vs. BJ, who had his back taken and prevented the choke from getting anywhere close. Not guys like Ben Henderson or Hardy who get caught all the freaking time but manage to survive and escape.
/rant

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 6:24 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Good submission escapes he has, Joe.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

PThiago had a very deep d'arce on Fitch if I recall

Fitch just doesn’t have arteries in his neck

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I don't get that logic either

They’re both parts of submission defense. It takes just as much technique to avoid them as it does to escape them when they’re half locked.

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by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed. You can get in really bad positions but have the saavy to keep yourself from getting submitted by giving yourself a teeeeeeny bit of space.

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

screw you amadeus!

thanks for making last weeks picks!!! what happened bro?

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"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry man.

My mom was in the hospital, and it completely escaped me.

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn dude

sorry to hear it.

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't realize that that was you.

Looks like I’ll be hitting the ole’ dusty trail now…

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now I feel like a dick

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry to hear that

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it’s similar to saying someone has good wrestling when all they can do is stuff shots. Good takedown defense is a part of wrestling, but it doesn’t mean you have good wrestling.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s more like saying you got good wrestling because you get back fast on your feet all the time. The thing is you get taken down and if you had such good wrestling you wouldn’t end up on your ass that much.

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by spectaa on Aug 14, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Using Hardy as the definition of good submission defense, and Goldberg just did, is hilarious to me.

Yeah, there’s two parts of submission defense. Those guys only showed part two. The best guys don’t get to that point over and over in a fight. I think of submissions as a 10ish step process, those guys can stop them at step 8. Great submission defense stops it at step 2-4, but can still get out at 7-10 if needed.

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Very well said.

"Don't worry about a thang...I got this"

by spectaa on Aug 14, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right. That’s good grappling survivability. You learn it as a white belt and perfect it on your way up. Sub defense comes next, then positional control, then submission aptitude. At least that’s how Saulo Ribeiro sees it.

by castleeb on Aug 14, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like somebody owns Jiu Jitsu University.

Awesome book. Had the honor to train with Saulo myself. I didn’t (and don’t) deserve to.

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow! That’s awesome. Actually I think it would be worth copy/pasting the intro to that book into a fan post. People need to know the difference.

by castleeb on Aug 14, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cole “I get angrier the more I bald” MILLLLERRRRRR

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Teh Fun Police has arrived :)

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

praise jesus

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

***SIRENS***

BUSTED! Having too much fun.

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck da po po

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

:)

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/148624-2/Riot_cop_point_blank.gif

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yea?

http://i55.tinypic.com/2lxfiuo.gif

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Left field

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/189258-1/Octopus_slaps.gif

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

falcon knee

http://i53.tinypic.com/m7x7ir.gif

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saenchai'd

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/189601-1/Leg_catch_KOd.gif

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

here all day

http://i55.tinypic.com/htbupy.jpg

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/29977-2/PenguinOwnedOrcaOhShi.jpg

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

have a tasty adult beverage

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

fail

http://i55.tinypic.com/rhlpb6.jpg

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that is why you fail :)

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea yea

hit return too quickly you win this round

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

:)

http://i52.tinypic.com/2l9tvk9.jpg

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was awesome

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy fuck

Even with out being able to gif you’re too good at this

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I have 18 points so far.

Which is already over a third of my total score for the last event.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Goldberg-esque am I, the retard Yoda, Goldberg.

by dribblebib on Aug 14, 2011 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

This should be a fucking slaughter

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Miller doesn't slaughter anyone.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Junie Browning and Dan Lauzon

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah he destroyed Junie

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Backpacking != slaughtering.

Didn’t see Junie.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was also kicking Pearson's ass pretty good in the 2nd

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

TJ WaldBrien

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

well

TJ wins the entrance battle

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

yea miller and tj should be a good match

by TigerTD on Aug 14, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Is this the guy with all the triangles?

by Our Bovine Public on Aug 14, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Chael Sonnen?

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by Hendo_One-Shot on Aug 14, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

Ties for 2nd most in MMA history, I believe.

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by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dropkick murphys. you got yourself a fan.

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by Hendo_One-Shot on Aug 14, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

hate the band

but a rec you will be having

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lmao I will rec this as soon as the prelims are over

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by Bobillarious on Aug 14, 2011 6:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I thought all 16 of O’Briens wins were by sub?

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

This'll be good

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by Robert Cowan on Aug 14, 2011 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Good, sir this song has been copyrighted by Forrest Griffin fight entrances

by rU5H on Aug 14, 2011 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

This is Forrest's song.

:/

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

His last name is O’Brien. This is his song.

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by Hendo_One-Shot on Aug 14, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

No way O'Brien wins this

Meanwhile I’m heating up some buffalo chicken wings.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I just started checking out Tapology and so far it looks awesome. Is there any reason to keep using MMA Playground?

by DodgerFan86 on Aug 14, 2011 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I think we should do the Bloody Elbow game here. I don’t think MMA Playground is really being maintained.

by DodgerFan86 on Aug 14, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

It'd be cool to get it to be bigger, get more people from here involved.

But with only 10 people who spend a whole helluva lotta time on here, it still didn’t really work out well.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cole Miller is going to mean mug the shit out of the cameras

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Cole Miller really looks like Don Flamenco

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by 3PA on Aug 14, 2011 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, so I have been trained like Volkman, where with the D’arce you hook the leg as opposed to Rogans view of side control. A good defense to the D’ arce is getting your spine straight and hooking the leg doesnt allow that.

by schm1583 on Aug 14, 2011 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Can d'arces be finished from a front headlock position?

Could have sworn i’ve seen that

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anaconda.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

I’ve seen it happen in the ufc

by Cunny on Aug 14, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

daniel roberts hit one on mike guymon

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miller usually KO’s a couple fans on his way to the cage.

.....

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by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 6:28 PM EDT reply actions  

whoa.. no way is miller coming out with this song..LOL

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 6:29 PM EDT reply actions  

song is?

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

by a band called Attack! Attack! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDzt6yI3Dw8&ob=av2e

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice, Miller coming in to Attack Attack

Good choice.

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by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 6:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Miller vs Nate Diaz would be interesting. I think Nate would whoop him though, but it would be fun.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 6:29 PM EDT reply actions  

This music is so angry.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 6:29 PM EDT reply actions  

another spider :(

cmon fellas get a new one

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:30 PM EDT reply actions  

haha fist bumps bruce

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 6:30 PM EDT reply actions  

did I just see a fist bump for miller and buffer

by rU5H on Aug 14, 2011 6:30 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHA BUFFER KNUCK

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by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 6:30 PM EDT reply actions  

lol fist bump with buffer

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:30 PM EDT reply actions  

TJ looks like Sadollah

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 6:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Fist bump me, Bruce!

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 6:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone else notcing the subliminal messaging in this broadcast?

 I keep hearing a motorcycle revving up when they show text on the broadcast.

What signature?!

by Brandon Degaph on Aug 14, 2011 6:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Sub of the night

this fight, write it down, take a picture, i gives no fuck

by sportquips on Aug 14, 2011 6:31 PM EDT reply actions  

77" for O'Brien

Has to be the longest reach for any LW.

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Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 6:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd be curious what Cory Hill's would be

He’s the only other LW I can think of around 6’4"ish.

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by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shorter after losing half his leg

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hazelett was 77" as well I believe?

Wiki lists him at 77"

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice

Forgot him dropping down.

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by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could miller make 145??? That would be ridiculous

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by Bobillarious on Aug 14, 2011 6:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Which set of Miller brothers win in a tag-team match?

by DodgerFan86 on Aug 14, 2011 6:32 PM EDT reply actions  

jim and dan

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

100% so far on MMAplayground for probably the first time ever after 2 fights

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by StevenGiles on Aug 14, 2011 6:34 PM EDT reply actions  

You have over 1000 comments...

Why did we get stuck with Amadeus and not you?
Effin’ MDH…

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because you touch yourself at night
Why did we get stuck with Amadeus and not you?

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha!

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was too late. UK time difference sucks

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by StevenGiles on Aug 14, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 Cole

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 6:36 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Cole Miller

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:36 PM EDT reply actions  

this is not how i thought this fight would go at all

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 6:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Tough to score. I’d lean 10-9 TJ.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:36 PM EDT reply actions  

10-10 BVandDietPepsi

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 6:36 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Always looks like an accident when Miller lands punches.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 6:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I just said this to JDH

I’m really sorry for missing picks again. My mom was in the hospital and it completely escaped me. I definitely remembered to for this week, but sorry i put BE in such a bad hole.

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

its okay man

hope all is well. im sure you will get 100% score this event

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha! I bought into the Castillo hype and it bit me in the ass

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOO Miller by 2nd round sub though!

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hope things are well dude.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks man.

She’s getting better, but not there yet.

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best of luck to her bro

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stream got worse, SHIT!

by Willow Cat on Aug 14, 2011 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Steven Seagal kick

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Bad. Kickboxing.

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"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 6:38 PM EDT reply actions  

BAM

"I don't care, hit him with your groin!"

by 3PA on Aug 14, 2011 6:38 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YO LEGS

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 6:38 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Cole is a vicious fighter

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:38 PM EDT reply actions  

such a gamer.

love him

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"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Am I the only one who notices that O'Brien has no sponsors?

Those are straight off the rack Hayabusa shorts. I wonder if he’s even getting paid for those.

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 6:39 PM EDT reply actions  

+7

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 6:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Awesome gee-oh-teeeeen

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 6:39 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMN ONE HANDED!!!!!

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:39 PM EDT reply actions  

very impressive

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by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 6:39 PM EDT reply actions  

beautiful

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by dedstrk316 on Aug 14, 2011 6:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Very nice.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Same

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

God these facebook fights are making me love my life.

by castleeb on Aug 14, 2011 6:39 PM EDT reply actions  

One handed. FUCK.

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by Tonley on Aug 14, 2011 6:39 PM EDT reply actions  

1 hand

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

one handed-tine

sweeeet.

now thats grappling one can enjoy

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Called that one 100% on playground

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by Snatchl on Aug 14, 2011 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

i think he's complaining bout the tap

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by HitokiriX on Aug 14, 2011 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

+7 for Team BE

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I picked a decision for some strange reason.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay

Any word on Amadeus?

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was pretty nice

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by MaZZacare on Aug 14, 2011 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

That's death.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

"THAT'S DEATH"

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 6:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Thats gonna be a frontrunner for SOTN

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Called it!

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

love that he went body triangle

so many guys forget to use that, or just don’t do it.

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by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Those were brutal leg kicks.

by castleeb on Aug 14, 2011 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

bottom

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

He held the choke

when O’Brien defended well and scrambled free. Most would have let it go, and he also locked the body triangle from the top to hold him still.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome Guillotine!!!

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

FOTN:

1. Castillo-Volkmann
2. Miller-O’Brien
3. Figueroa-Reinhardt

KOTN:

1. Figueroa

SOTN:

1. Miller

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I think he tried to say "deft"

but poor enunciation

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

nice Brewers asskissery

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Malki Kawa fired again!

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

LOLWUT

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-Fake Emcee

by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait what? Maoki loses another one??

by castleeb on Aug 14, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Just realized I spelled that totally wrong.

by castleeb on Aug 14, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh man- poor Malki! double public firings!

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by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Snap

That’s twice Malki Kawa gets fired on a live show?

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Pretty sure he was joking.

Especially since he called Malki the best in the world, which is sooooooooooooooo LOL-worthy.

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I was Malki

I would not really find that humorous.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

really depends on their relationship

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Malki got more attention out of the first time than he ever imagined. Plus, Cole started the joke with “even though you’re the best manager in the world”.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

fired again? dang

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

Nice dig.

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by dedstrk316 on Aug 14, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

who else was it that did that again?

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by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Mitrione

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he was kidding.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

yep

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

he needs the sarcasm font

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by dedstrk316 on Aug 14, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he's saying 1-0 tonight for his guys on Twitter.

pretty sure it was a joke

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by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

even so, a joke like that isn’t really good for Malki’s business or public stature

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, it is.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

how so?

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

What darkotto said

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

because he said he was the best. Because he said his name on the air. Because the mma media is going to call him to confirm and tomorrow when no one should give a shit what he has to say he will be on every website confirming that he didn’t get fired.

by Phildo on Aug 14, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Precisely.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

mitriowned again

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Cole Miller makes me feel better about having nerd rage

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

he mad .gif

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

should do Miller vs Cerrone or Diaz next.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Diaz won't go back down

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was the first commercial I've seen for this

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 6:44 PM EDT reply actions  

100% after 3 fights now Zachary

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by StevenGiles on Aug 14, 2011 6:44 PM EDT reply actions  

JEEEEENKIIIINS!

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please eliminated him, Hettis.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 6:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Hettes,

please destroy Bruce Leroy

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 6:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ve never seen Bruce Leroy fight. Is this going to be funny?

by castleeb on Aug 14, 2011 6:44 PM EDT reply actions  

He shouldn't be in the UFC

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by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's kinda the next big thing .

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

A living legend – if his mom doesn’t say so herself?

by castleeb on Aug 14, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

It depends. Do you find partial-birth abortions funny?

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

literal LOL

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you, sir.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome

Also, Triple Threat represent

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

(flashes three fingers)

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Bruce Leroy will lose

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 6:44 PM EDT reply actions  

gotta be a finish for Hettis

Bruce Leeroy sucks

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~ Bobby Hill

by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 6:44 PM EDT reply actions  

And prone to being subbed, no?

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's pretty much just a dude who fought in illegal bouts level

Though that slam onto the ground he lasted through was awesome.

"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill

by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

all 3 of his loses have been by sub

by Our Bovine Public on Aug 14, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man, Hettes has the best expression ever.

by crazybones on Aug 14, 2011 6:45 PM EDT reply actions  

"on coke"

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- Bob Cole

by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

hope hettes wins

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 6:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Cole Miller is a killer!

Alright, time to get Bruce Leeroy out of the UFC.

by ihateemo on Aug 14, 2011 6:45 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Bruce LeRoy

Please go away

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by Robert Cowan on Aug 14, 2011 6:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Jimy wins the music round

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 6:45 PM EDT reply actions  

yup

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hettes = long lost brother of Mac Danzig

by rU5H on Aug 14, 2011 6:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Lol at Bruce LeeRoy

I wonder if he’s still a douche since the show ended.

by Mixed Martial Arts on Aug 14, 2011 6:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Skipping to the octagon, little red riding hood style.

"I don't care, hit him with your groin!"

by 3PA on Aug 14, 2011 6:45 PM EDT reply actions  

hate how even after he got destroyed in his last fight he was still smiling and looked pretty happy with himself

by Our Bovine Public on Aug 14, 2011 6:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I've never seen or heard of Hettes

But I picked him by submission… I’m proud of my psychic abilities.

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 6:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Hettes Rd. 2 Sub.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 6:46 PM EDT reply actions  

This

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went back and forth...

on rd. 1 or 2.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I settled for round 1.

But am kinda bummed about the pick now that it’s too late.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damian. Sweet.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 6:46 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMNIT GOLDBERG

That’s not what irony means.

by Democritus on Aug 14, 2011 6:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Rain on your wedding day, it is similar to, Joe!

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've got Garcia winning this fight 30-24

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by thetakeover on Aug 14, 2011 6:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I see what you did there

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~ Bobby Hill

by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, Goldie and his relentless misuse of the word “irony”.

by Sink on Aug 14, 2011 6:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Dy-no-mite!

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

caceres wins the entrance

altho the marley from hettes was pretty good

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

caceres better enjoy this

he’ll be fighting Junie Brownee in Nemesis in 2 months.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

And I can't wait

to totally not watch that shit

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

you heard that he tapped to strikes last night?

lol

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah saw it in the comments of that article

didn’t watch the fights tho. I was mobile

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got Hettes via rd one sub

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Check his hair for concealed weapons

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate it when the UFC can't find any fight highlights of guys making their UFC debut

Watching Hettes dance and shadowbox is pointless.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

The promoter of Hette’s old organization was a bit of a hardass, even if they asked for it I doubt they’d get it. The guy wouldn’t let Hettes go to the UFC a while ago because he enforced a contract that Hettes signed with him, instead of the other 99.5% of minor-league promoters that are totally cool with it.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

good music by both guys.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Great entrance.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope this fight hurries up. I seriouslyhave to poop

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

thats what laptops and wifi are for

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have two laptops going

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

and wi fi

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

well poop in the digital era

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

random honest question:

what did goldie do before his ufc gig?

i tried to change my username to 'big country fit' but the system wouldnt let me.

by gspmademegay on Aug 14, 2011 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

he played hockey

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

NHL announcer

And news anchor.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’ve seen him do commentary at a Redbull Airshow where planes do obstacle courses.

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dang man Cacares sure get a lot of hate huh dang

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

what the fuck are you talking about Joe? Raw talent?

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

If it exists, it sure ain't refined....

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Aug 14, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would agree with that assessment

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im sure Hettes has good subs but LeRoy’s stand up is awful so he could get KO’d

by Our Bovine Public on Aug 14, 2011 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

This guy could show up in a Speedo and it would seem natural.

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

huh

My stream is like two minutes behind the conversation here. Usually it’s the other way around.

No.

by Ked on Aug 14, 2011 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Mine's the same way.

Thought about refreshing the stream, but it’s not too annoying this way.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

He better win after all that dancing

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by dedstrk316 on Aug 14, 2011 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

damn

I am impressed by this FB feed. Wow.

by Democritus on Aug 14, 2011 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Ever wonder about ref pay?

Do they get paid flat fees for the night, or by number of fights? Does Herb make more for a main event than a prelim?

…if I were a fighter, I’d want to tip my referee. Of course that would raise all sorts of issues…

No.

by Ked on Aug 14, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flat fee

per fight.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

What does that mean?

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had a great opening on the ground and just let Hettes spin out

He had position for a variety of chokes, yes?

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Aug 14, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't know about that, I don't see him subbing Hettes

But BL has twice spun out of subs and pounded with strikes nicely.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just keep seeing him throw the legs aside like Brock did in Mir I

and we see what that got Brock.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Aug 14, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd also say his BJJ knowledge/defense has improved

Hettes is the best BJJ/sub fighter he’s ever faced.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's a Judo champion

and undefeated, all 8 wins by submission.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup, and this is what I was arguing with pdl about

But BL is showing a serious improvement in technical sub-defense.

That was a sick hip throw by Hettes too.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, Alex is doing his best Brock in Lesnar-Mir I....

He’s gonna get subbed.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Aug 14, 2011 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Hettes is super active

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:53 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL at Hettes wearing generic UFC shorts.

Kid’s not getting paid. Apparently Facebook fights aren’t worth it.

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 6:53 PM EDT reply actions  

plus super short nnotice

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not that short.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

One no name and his failure to secure sponsors? You think that’s evidence of anything?

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by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fast-paced round

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

This is pretty dope.

"I don't care, hit him with your groin!"

by 3PA on Aug 14, 2011 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

This is fun.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

fight of the night so far

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

that knee would have ruined him

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by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

very entertaining first round!

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

10-10

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

This is fun

10-9 Caceres

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

that was a great round

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

How the hell do you score that?

10-9 Hettes just because.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Alex defended all the subs and landed a bunch of ground and pound, I scored it for him.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

Seemed to me Alex was the aggressor and landed strikes on the ground. Just wondering your rationale.

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by duck on Aug 14, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Submission attempts and top control.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-10

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 6:55 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Leroy looking good

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by dedstrk316 on Aug 14, 2011 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Caceres

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

great fight.

10-9 bruce leeroy

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Boneriffic

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

have fun scoring this one judges

10-9 anthony showtime hettis? i guess?

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

You can call it a 10-10

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 alex for dmg done

but they might give it to the other guy for ending on top

by C.A.M. on Aug 14, 2011 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm going to say Caceres 10-9, but that was REALLY close

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

10-10

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

This is like the Stand and Bang version of Grappling

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 6:55 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

grappleknocker

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have dubbed it a Roly Poly!

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like both

we need an official determination tho

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can buy 10-10

"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill

by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Also, 10-9 Caceres

Groundwork is great, but Alex should keep it standing. Hettes’ striking is bunk.

by Cunny on Aug 14, 2011 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I have a feeling that all that guard pulling isn’t going to do Hettes any favors wit the judges.

by Willow Cat on Aug 14, 2011 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

this is kinda fun 10-9 hettes

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by MaZZacare on Aug 14, 2011 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

entertaining round

but there seems to have been a huge number of opportunities for caceres to capitalize on that he failed to .

by Democritus on Aug 14, 2011 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

NICE judo toss

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Throw like WHOA

"I don't care, hit him with your groin!"

by 3PA on Aug 14, 2011 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

HELL YEAH JUDO THROW

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

That was close too.

by castleeb on Aug 14, 2011 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Did I see Alex tap there before he got out?

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 6:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought I saw it too

by DodgerFan86 on Aug 14, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

mhmm

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not just me who saw that then.

by ihateemo on Aug 14, 2011 6:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Joe needs to stop saying every sub is locked up

by Our Bovine Public on Aug 14, 2011 6:57 PM EDT reply actions  

He`s in some seriously trouble!

by rU5H on Aug 14, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did he tap the mat during that darce attempt??

by ihateemo on Aug 14, 2011 6:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

matter of time now

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:57 PM EDT reply actions  

He tapped!

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Jimy Hettes is awesome

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Was a cool fight

Who is he? Did he have hype as a prospect before now? Never heard of him.

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by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was suppoed to sign with the UFC last year but a minor league promoter wouldn’t let him out of his contract. He has a lot of first-round finishes and was known for his grappling. Now we know why.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

this guys are to grappling what garcia is to striking

by burakkuburain on Aug 14, 2011 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

hettes is really impressive for a debut

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

such a sick fight!!!

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

this is almost a contender for fight of the year so far

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's not go crazy

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by duck on Aug 14, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i did preface with

so far and almost

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck yes gj jimmy

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice finish by Hettes

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Niceeee

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by 3PA on Aug 14, 2011 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

HETTES

SUB OF THE NIGHT

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

not to me

but it was nice

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

FOTN!

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

FOTN

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

thus far

Cerrone-C"BB"O and Miller-Bendo may have something to say about though

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by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Lytle’s retirement may get them the bonus if it’s anywhere close

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by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

definitely. I can’t believe this card is free, and I f—ckin paid for 133. I didn’t even want to write anything after because of how awful it was.

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked 133

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked the finishes

but it wasn’t worth the money.

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh

I get them all so I don’t really sweat it.

Did really miss the Franklin/Nog bout tho

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

133 ended up being lots of fun

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

The level of talent on the card was almost embarassing

as was SpeedoGate

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speedogate

was overblown

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

slick transitions

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by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. This was super fun.

by castleeb on Aug 14, 2011 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

That was awesome! He didn’t even have any hooks by the time he tapped. Or it looked like that anyway.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup, no hooks. SWEET.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

No hooks

but that was in deep

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice

I hate that leroy of whatever

by sportquips on Aug 14, 2011 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

HETTIS

You’ve earned yourself a fan

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

+11 son

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I knew I should have picked round 2...

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Does that count on playground?

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great fight.

Looking forward to seeing more Hettes. Caceres prolly gets cut unless he gets FOTN.

by Cunny on Aug 14, 2011 7:00 PM EDT reply actions  

The shrug before the tap is amazing.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 7:00 PM EDT reply actions  

i like leroys reaction after he sinks the choke like “what the fuck am i supposed to do now”

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 7:00 PM EDT reply actions  

As I tell my wrestlers when they ask me how to get out of a double armbar

Don’t get it in it.

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by duck on Aug 14, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

100% on picking the winner

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 7:00 PM EDT reply actions  

That was awesome FOTN so far

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by MaZZacare on Aug 14, 2011 7:00 PM EDT reply actions  

FOTN

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 7:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Caceres was overmatched in technicality, but kept pulling through

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:00 PM EDT reply actions  

+7 for Team BE

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I wuv you

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got 35 thus far

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

32 for me

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I'm at 30.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love the shit out of that fight.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:00 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

DAMN RIGHT

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

honestly

he put on such a good fight, i don’t wanna see leeroy cut. he can keep fighting the low tier of ’55

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

whatever.

midgets and skinny people.

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bruce Leroy probably will get another fight because of that

Good stuff.

I’m 4-0 in my picks tonight.

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by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Slap it high!

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

 how are people still hating on Alex. That fight was sick.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Alot more heart than skill

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by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

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by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim Hettes sounds like he's 14.

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by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 7:01 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Holy crap that was a ridiculous fight

I’d watch that all the time.

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by Matthew Roth on Aug 14, 2011 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Caceres may have gotten a reprieve for that fight.

Hettes’ voice is comically hick-esque. Sold on him though, he brought it!

by ihateemo on Aug 14, 2011 7:01 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

ozarks man

like england, their dentistry is, Joe

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Outstanding.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he's from PA

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ohhhhh snap.

by ihateemo on Aug 14, 2011 7:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Bonuses for both guys, with double bonus to the Kid.

.....

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by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

FOTN:

1. Caraces-Hettes
2. Castillo-Volkmann
3. Miller-O’Brien
4. Figueroa-Reinhardt

KOTN:

1. Figueroa

SOTN:

1. Hettes
2. Miller

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Miller gets SOTN over that

But so far FOTN can very well be Caceres-Hettes

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

FOTN and KOTN went to Barry Hardonk @ 104

Silva v. Sonnen got SOTN and FOTN

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hettes might walk away a rather wealthy kid today.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

i still Maintain that Cole's sub was better

especially if HEttes gets FOTN

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know Caceres is sloppy, but the transition into a such a deep choke that hooks weren’t even necessary was pretty cool. Coles was too though. I’d give 2 bonuses right now.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like that idea

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a fan of Bruce but enjoyed that fight so wouldnt mind him getting one more

by Our Bovine Public on Aug 14, 2011 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

hopefully he gets some sponsors now

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Cro Cop-Barry was way sloppier

Looked like the Rhodes-Ettish choke

by Cunny on Aug 14, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was more like Uno/Ishida

Hettes made a calculated decision to sink in the choke before securing hooks. Barry has shitty defense, and Mirko ain’t exactly a submission wizard.

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by David Castillo on Aug 14, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

rani yahya vs hettes would be an awesome jits battle

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 7:03 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

OMG YES

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like it

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by MaZZacare on Aug 14, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is the second time I've seen a commercial for tonight

The other being before this fight.

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 7:03 PM EDT reply actions  

hims got crooked eyes

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

“what camera guys? this one? that one? both?”

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Wonky-Eyed Warrior

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vemola smash!

TKO Rd. 1

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"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Time for some Vemola brand SAVAGERY

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

vemola scares me

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow Vemola’s cross eyed stare is terrifying.

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How’s this guy get a medical clearance with that eye?

.....

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by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Strabismus isn't contagious, yo.

My son has it (along with a whole bunch of other incurable eye conditions, but that’s neither here nor there). I’m guessing he uses glasses for everyday life, but without corrective lenses, the strabismus is more pronounced.

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by duck on Aug 14, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um, this Ronny dude by 2nd round KO/TKO I guess?

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Not the best pick

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone is getting clubbed in this fight

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by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I think I have 29 points so far if I’ve added them right

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by StevenGiles on Aug 14, 2011 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

The cross-eyed sasquatch via TKO

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d never date Vemola.

He’s got a wandering eye, I hear.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm not going to steal your shit

but man, I wanna burst into my bomber before the main card. This six pack ain’t cutting it right now.

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

everyone else 4 for 4 yeah?

by Our Bovine Public on Aug 14, 2011 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

Though this will probably be where I screw that up.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vemola looks like a crazy Henry Rollins.

"... All reined up in old language and old assumptions, straining to jump clean-hoofed on to a whole new track of being I only suspect is there. I can't see it, because my educated, average head is being held at the wrong angle..."

by dancingChicken on Aug 14, 2011 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel like it was a bad idea to pick Vemola.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

i hope not!

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

me either

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i got vemola smash rd 2

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

But you didn't pick mofucka

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forgot about how rough he looked in the Seth fight.

I’m thinking he gets subbed.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is gonna be a crazy fight, i can feel it

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Karlos Vemola looks like a Rocky villain.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I dig the entrance song.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Gorilla.

"I don't care, hit him with your groin!"

by 3PA on Aug 14, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm91v7orTz1qal2i4.jpg

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Terminator theme music!

Vemola jut scored major points with me

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by mburtoni on Aug 14, 2011 7:08 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Coming out to the Terminator theme?

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by Tonley on Aug 14, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Whats Vemola’s gas tank like?

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

5 gallons

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

not deep

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holds about $3.75 worth

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Was just in time to watch that Hettes fight. Have the other prelims been that good???

by Dfuzemma on Aug 14, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Not quite as manic, but definitely very entertaining.

by ihateemo on Aug 14, 2011 7:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Vemola looks like a resident of Arkham Asylum

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

He definitely has a career after mma as the random scary guy youll see in movies.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

No pics please

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

SKYNET activated, Vemola sent to terminate.

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Carmina Burana ftw

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

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by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s got the Diaz scowl down pat, plus a lazy eye. He scares the bejesus out of me.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

VEMOLA WITH THE CROSS EYED STARE

EVERYTHING ELSE IS VIRTUALLY IDENTICAL

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

after cacares ruins my parlay, a rebet

C. B. “The Doberman” Dollaway 1.37
Ed “Short Fuse” Herman 2.30
Joseph Benavidez 1.33
Risk CA$ 5.00
To WinCA$ 16.01

by KMcCaig on Aug 14, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

kind of perfect music for that guy

"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill

by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

aka music Val Kilmer fucks to

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats one cross eyed pic

that vemola has up there

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

curious

why no pics?

i tried to change my username to 'big country fit' but the system wouldnt let me.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

i tried to change my username to 'big country fit' but the system wouldnt let me.

by gspmademegay on Aug 14, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

They do it during games over at the Lakers blog too.

If a person like Deo Wade is saying no gifs, there’s gotta be a good reason for it. :)

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

It can slow the page down for some people

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vemola would dismember you with his bare hands with no remorse

and then go play poker with his buddies as if nothing happened

by Cunny on Aug 14, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

"Everything else is virtually Eye-dentical." Nice.

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Vemola is a scary human

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Good God

Vemola is really playing off this epic shit.

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by Robert Cowan on Aug 14, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Ronny Marx

"... All reined up in old language and old assumptions, straining to jump clean-hoofed on to a whole new track of being I only suspect is there. I can't see it, because my educated, average head is being held at the wrong angle..."

by dancingChicken on Aug 14, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Paul Harris

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

"not at the table, Karlos"

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

sloppy looking ref

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by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Vemola....

is one big motherfucker.

He’s only 26? I thought he was like 30 or something.

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by Lulz McGee on Aug 14, 2011 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Marks doesn't necessarily want it on the ground either

He’s got wild beast-ish stand up.

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Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

OHMYWILDHOOKS

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by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOSH WOOSH WOOSH

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn Vemola is getting handled

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

lol @ Rogan

“Wild arm punches…don’t try this at home kids!”

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by CasualMMAFan on Aug 14, 2011 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

vemola is probably already gassed

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

k1 level striking there

maybe he has depth perception problems

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

On fire.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

He went balls out against Filho for 3 rounds.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes i canz readz awsum

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought Vemola was supposed to do the throwing, damn.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Vemola is the LHW version of Shalorus, but not as good at TD defense

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

damn.. hardy vs lytle is going to conflict with breaking bad episode, fuuuu linear time

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

ROFL

"I don't care, hit him with your groin!"

by 3PA on Aug 14, 2011 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Markes

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha

10-9 Markes

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL I’ve never seen a round end like that before.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

lol at his fall off the head

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Vemola is getting dealt with

10-9 Markes

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

yup

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ape strength

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Markes

Vemola….not very good on the feet. Not excited about him.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Dropped off like an apple off a tree

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

lol vemola has to be gassed now

by Rob Young on Aug 14, 2011 7:15 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Oh shit

Please do this Vemola

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Should've rewatched the Seth fight before I picked.

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Markkes

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by MaZZacare on Aug 14, 2011 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

bah dum tish

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Win or lose, the fact Markes can wrestle like that

with his sub acumen is a great sign of his potential.

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Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 7:16 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Agreed

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

He does get hit a lot though

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vemola has 0 takedown defense

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

He actually has really good takedown D. This is more Markes being way better than anyone expected.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

But yeah, he’s not doing a good job today.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Running on fumes now

http://hereandthere.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/EmptyGasGauge.jpg

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

He needs some help

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RCfoUlYydkE/Tc9zC1JLGMI/AAAAAAAACwk/dq-4T9yCJys/s1600/gasout.jpg

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vemola needs to

think about not coming forward all crazy like

by sportquips on Aug 14, 2011 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

PLEASE REMEMBER: sherdog people called vemola as the man to beat jon jones

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:17 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

ha

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha!

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

forum or the professionals?

"EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING"
- Bob Cole

by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

is there a difference?

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

On fire tonight, looool

by Rob Young on Aug 14, 2011 7:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

You could just keep saying shit that's incorrect

YOU’RE ON FIRE BRO LOOOL

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- Bob Cole

by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't count Spider out.

But he won’t fight him ever, anyways.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is really odd for him to get manhandled though

It’s more of a tribute to Markes than a knock on Vemola.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

His style is not suited to fighting guys like Markes. And his ground game is very basic and a bit over-rated really

by Dfuzemma on Aug 14, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think his style WAS extremely suited to fighting Markes

before the latter proved what kind of serious wrestling skills he has. That’s a shocking game changer.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vemola's wrestling is not suited to mma

He is also too flat footed when he strikes. If he was able to dictate the position the fight takes place in, he could be more effective. how is he unable to sprawl on Markes. I mean not even once. He needs to work ALOT on his footwork

by Dfuzemma on Aug 14, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

He dictated position against everyone he's ever fought, dominantly

Except Madsen and now Markes.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marks will have that honor in about 7 minutes.

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by Snatchl on Aug 14, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Into his opponents carelessly running, is Vemola, Joe.

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Vemola reminds me of mariusz pudzianowski for some reason.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

and not a lot of skill

let’s not forget that

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rogan should coach

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

man, with the exception of Volkmann

this has been a great card … and even that fight was pretty entertaining for what it was.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

this is entertaining, to me

because of how awful the Czech fighter is.

he’s so bad that he’s almost come back around and become good. haha

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I picked Vemola so I want him to win so maybe thats why im not feeling it

by Our Bovine Public on Aug 14, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess in London they told Vemola “Don’t worry about wrestling, we box here!”

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

take a drink

!

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Decent strikes from side control by Markes there

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

20-17 Markes

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

looks like i picked my first loser of the night

Markes 20-18

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

very impressed with Markes.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

very impressed with Markes is John Danaher's Hair, Joe.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vemola looked so sullen walking back to his corner

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Vemola looks awesome

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

hettes and markes, two great new comers to the UFC, make-a me happy.

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Howdy All. I have arrived to see Vemola get destroyed, as he should.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I think I was the only one who picked against him.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s really ungood. That Madsen fight was the newage equivalent of Wade Shipp and Jonathan Wiezorek.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Czech Republican?

lol

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by CasualMMAFan on Aug 14, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

FOLKS!

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

vemola just did exactly the wrong thing, again.

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Markes isn’t even slightly worried about anything Vemola tries offensively

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Not a single fuck is being given

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Markes is a monster LHW

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

he is huge for real

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like to see a Lat-off between him and Phil Davis

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Davis by batwing

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Karlos Vemola -220 -240 -250 -224 -210 -240 -210 -278 -240
Ronny Markes +200 +190 +190 +196 +170 +190 +188 +19

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vemola was around -240, Markes was around +190 or +200

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

vemola -250

markes +190

kind of upset i didn’t pick this one

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Markes from Shogun's school?

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope

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by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

lets see markes vs gustaffson next

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Vemola's hips

are awful….no sprawl whatsoever

by sportquips on Aug 14, 2011 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

sometimes i think there oughta be a mercy rule

if you’re thrashing around like an upended turtle, it really shows you havve no business in the ufc.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

James THompson school of BJJ

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok

Rogan needs to stop coaching Markes

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

VEMOLA IS WHO WE THOUGHT HE WAS

CROWN HIS ASS
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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

markes should be looking to finish after dominating for 3 rounds

by Our Bovine Public on Aug 14, 2011 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

If Markes is smart (he seems to be) he won't go for mount

A lot more control where he is.

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Markes vs. Tito or Matyushenko would be compelling.

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

No way

Tito gets a fight against a prospect

Matty seems like a possibility tho

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vemola 29-27

Just kidding. Markes 30-26 across the boards

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

bye bye parlay

30-26

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Karlos vemola – you have been fitched!!!

by gabriezim on Aug 14, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

This has to be 30-25

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I think only 3 was a 10-8

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I'll take the +5 for that one.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Good choice

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why the fuck did Vemola rush into the clinch in the 3rd?

He’s as dumb as he looks, I guess.

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by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

dumber.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

failsafe logic

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's a 205 lbs. BROCKLESNAR!

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by Snatchl on Aug 14, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lesnar has infinitely more fight IQ...

than what I just saw

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by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or he's just a better wrassler.

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by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

well so much for this fight

Garcia wins 29-28

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoever picked Markes up onto his shoulders

at least farted because of the effort

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

30-27 because it was never close to being finished

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

vemola

can go fight for m1 now.

11-11-11

by KGW on Aug 14, 2011 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

think I might try out for the Czech wrestling team

by Our Bovine Public on Aug 14, 2011 7:29 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

haha

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you wrestlier than a Czech muscleman

hosted by Yakov Smirnoff

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I say 30-15

Since 7 of the numbers on the scale never even get used.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Markes looked really solid.

Vemola looked like he didn’t have much technique behind all that power.

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

80% on my picks so far

I can live with that

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s not Dragonforce is it?

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by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

sounds like it

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Ronny Markes like one of the rare instances where a Brazilian name beginning with an “R” isn’t pronounced “H”?

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

nice

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still don't like Herman

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

whoa

ed herman looked wasted in that photo

by Democritus on Aug 14, 2011 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

war Prince Harry

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 7:30 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

heh

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

VEGIMITE SANGWEECH

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Kyle Noke rules and he’s going to make Ed Herman look even dumber than usual.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I didn't know

that was possible

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m worried about the wrestling, but hopefully yes.

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by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Herman’s wrestling has always been overrated IMO.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oops

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

well hello there, greg jackson

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

don't know why, but i've never liked Herman

maybe it’s because he has no soul.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

He's a Ginger

no Pics but you know the one!!!

by sportquips on Aug 14, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why all the love for Noke?

He too me is the definition of mediocre

by sportquips on Aug 14, 2011 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

He's got Jackson in his corner.

That alone is making me rethink my Herman pick.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's not Herman

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

He does everything well, has almost no holes, and is very versatile. He’s been with Jackson for a long time now, and his fight IQ is pretty good. He’s not blastin fools or pulling off insane subs, he’s just a solid fighter.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

We'll see.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

And you claimed LnP

Not the same at all

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not all grappling is LnP

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

time for a Vegemite samich

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by MaZZacare on Aug 14, 2011 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Noke wins the music round

Vegemite and what not

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Throw a shrimp on the barby

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Austria, huh?

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

sigh

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not a knife.

THIS is a knife.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

by TitanFan2K on Aug 14, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

that’s a spoon

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is no spoon

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by duck on Aug 14, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matrix'd

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

you’ve played this game before!

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has anyone ever seen The Horribly Slow Murderer With The Extremely Inefficient Weapon?

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, yes. Yes I have.

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by duck on Aug 14, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can I get a coffee?

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

beer?

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

by TitanFan2K on Aug 14, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

Thank you

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

why do aussies

always use land down under? props for GSot for never using it

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

self explanatory really

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because it's a great fucking song.

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by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because it's BADASS

Like REO Speedwagon

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

REO Speedwagon rules!

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's like their Springsteen "Born in the USA"

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL did Goldberg namedrop the Croc Hunter?

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

he used to train irwin i think

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Noke was Irwin's bodyguard

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

He failed us

GO HERMAN

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was Irwin’s bodyguard.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

from wiki

“Noke’s job was eventually changed to train “The Crocodile Hunter” between filming sessions. Noke and another bodyguard worked with Irwin on boxing, jiu jitsu and wrestling."

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d imagine his fav move was the gator roll.

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

FOTN:

1. Caraces-Hettes
2. Volkmann-Castillo
3. Miller-O’Brien
4. Reinhardt-Figueroa
5. Vemola-Markes

SOTN:

1. Hettes
2. Miller

KOTN:

1. Figueroa

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

wrestling with alligators> wrestling with humans

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

5-for-5

LET’S GO NOKE

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Rec for accuracy

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAY TO KEEP STEVE IRWIN ALIVE, ASSHOLE

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

He will always live on in the Sea Shepherds.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least Irwin died how he lived

with animals in his heart

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

is it wrong that I root for the whalers in that show?

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do too.

The “environmentalists” are fucking whack jobs. I hated the idea of whaling, then watched the first season and it made me change my stance.

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate whaling...

but the activists do crazy shit, ram their ships, etc., then cry like bitches when they get hit back.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I understand they want the laws enforced, but after the whale is dead, wouldn’t it be better for peopel to eat it instead of just having to throw the meat away?

by Phildo on Aug 14, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Markes… the Jon Fitch of LHW division. ZZZZZZZZZ

If heavyweight isn't the toughest division in the UFC, then why doesn't someone that can kick their asses move to it? They don’t even have to cut weight!!

by crizzy on Aug 14, 2011 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

dumb stuff

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

And Vemola represents all the WW’s who can’t apply wrestling to MMA then, I suppose?

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

dumb.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kyle "the Stingray" Noke

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

against ed "how am i still in the ufc" herman

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

Fuck you guys will hate on everyone. No shame in any of his losses.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kendall Grove?

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

His FOTN performance a half decade ago

in his 1st UFC fight?

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was it FOTN?

I just remember not liking him. Not really hating on his skills. More like how I hate CB Dolloway.

Very impressive tonite, tho

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was good enough for Dana to give him the TUF contract

despite losing. I thought it was an unreal fight.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was really new to mma at the time (that season of TUF got me into the sport)

But I thought it was a clear win by Grove and was really surprised Herman got the contract.

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dressed as Irwin for Halloween a few years ago.

stingray stinger coming out of the heart of a safari shirt.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

^ how i know you're a mets fan

i approve

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate you Bill Maher

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

mine was way better

and before him

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

P. sure he did his the halloween after the death of the guy

But it looked shabby for sure

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

so did I.

And the halloween party I went to was a few days before halloween.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pics plz

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.myspace.com/sshigh/photos/13226334#{"ImageId"%3A13226334}http://www.ufc.tv/ufc/servlets/syndicated?id=2&trackname=ufcfacebook

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

had to go back to myspace to find the pic! copy and paste the link before the 2nd http

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

When Goldie said "he really has tunnel vision,"

I thought that meant that the guy really has tunnel vision and I thought that he had to be a really brave fighter.

by bevedog on Aug 14, 2011 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Lol

me too

Head conductor of the Charles Oliveira hype train.

by Stiff Jab on Aug 14, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Herman cost me my parlay last time. Better not happen again. WAR NOKE

by Our Bovine Public on Aug 14, 2011 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

didn't Herman win his last fight?

why’d he get relegated to the prelims?

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

They were afraid of what he’d become after the sun went down

the artist formerly known as amadeus

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

There's 8 prelims

And only 4 mains.

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Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

The decision % for every fighter on the main card has to be insanely high

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

His ceiling is rather low

"EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING"
- Bob Cole

by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Noke isn't amazing but I still picked him.

I should really stop picking at 4 AM the day of the fights.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

This song does not scream" angry red head"

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Awesome music by Short Fuse

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by Snatchl on Aug 14, 2011 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

SRV is great

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by dedstrk316 on Aug 14, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Noke’s entrance song is awesome too!

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon NOKE!

Let’s do this…Sub him in the 2nd.

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"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Not sure if this has been mentioned

but nice UI upgrades for Tale of the Tape, etc. on this broadcast

by jdd1510 on Aug 14, 2011 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't like Herman.

That said, He beats Noke in the 2nd Round

by Dfuzemma on Aug 14, 2011 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

has the stream been unusually choppy for anyone else?

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Not I

Your interwebz must be garbage

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

comcast, so of course it's garbage

:-P

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

YEah pretty bad

But I’ll live

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine stops for a couple seconds to buffer every few minutes.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Noke looks yoked

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Noke better get his hands up

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm going to call

dick kick incoming

first 3 minutes probably

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

a little early

call it in the cerrone matchup.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Listen to the way Buffer said "Yamasaki"

There’s something going on between those two

by Cunny on Aug 14, 2011 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Ed Herm

Freud says what up Joe

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

nice standup from the butterfly

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

i have Herman via decision

bad pick by me

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I picked him by a rare KO/TKO.

Even worse.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

…and he gets redder

"I don't care, hit him with your groin!"

by 3PA on Aug 14, 2011 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

He obviously replaced his soul with bjj skills

by rU5H on Aug 14, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Having the pressure on your ankle from trying unsuccessfully to lock the triangle

hurts like a BASTARD. from experience.

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

His name is

Beer Monster

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Survivorjitsu

Works good as long as the other dude gets tired

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Me too

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

good job of noke

knowing how to get out of that

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

prince harry is victorious

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

YEAH GO HERMAN

That’s for failing Irwin, you son of a bitch Noke

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

what a night of subs so far

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~ Bobby Hill

by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

and last event there wasn’t ANY subs!

That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent.

by mistake4 on Aug 14, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nicely done!!!

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, I was wrong there.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Good shit.

I’m on a fucking roll so far. With picking the people anyways.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

a good night for jiujitsu

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

heel hooks are so damn scary

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

holy shit. my picks are going south quick.

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"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Same

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the anger of a man that knows he'll never be king

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

might ahve a new SOTN right thur

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

his knee looked gross

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I like that as SOTN

"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill

by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Ewwwww

man that was some nasty torque on his leg…

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by CasualMMAFan on Aug 14, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Herman v Palhares please.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ed Herman roolz.

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by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

he didn't tap, so much as...

softly caressed Herman’s ass. “He caressed, Joe!”

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

No

I like Cole Miller for that right now

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love it when a fighter gets clowned in the comments

right before finishing someone.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus. Herman was damn impressive. He looked like he didn’t like messing up another dudes knee though.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

FOTN:

1. Caraces-Hettes
2. Volkmann-Castillo
3. Herman-Noke
4. Miller-O’Brien
5. Reinhardt-Figueroa
6. Vemola-Markes

SOTN:

1. Herman
2. Hettes
3. Miller

KOTN:

1. Figueroa

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I like both the other subs over that.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would go with that because I like leg subs

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~ Bobby Hill

by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i go

Miller
Hettes
Herman

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Herman with two impressive wins in two fights

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit

Ed looked very impressive

by sportquips on Aug 14, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

+10 for Team BE

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

How?

5 for fighter, 2 for either round or method, 2 for underdog, 1 for ???

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hot bout.

Everythings doubled so he got the fighter right, but not method, like me.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

hot bout

double points

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Herman got molested by that Noke tap.

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by Sexytime on Aug 14, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

that knee went like rice krispies

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

So

Replacement fighters are undefeated tonight.

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by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Double DQ

"Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn't it, in your head. You never meet anybody that thinks they're a bad person."

by JJB73 on Aug 14, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I'm gonna go pee pee"

lol who else heard that?

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

"Im gonna wait so that I make people drink"

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was awesome

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently Rogan's going to wait

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by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goldie*

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by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha so I did hear that. I thought so

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe's going to go peepee

"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill

by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha! and Goldie needs a drink

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't he say make people drink?

"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
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by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully Noke is okay but it doesnt look good

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe said "I'm gonna go pee pee"

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"I'm Excite For Fight"
"I'm Train"
"He Will Receive The Punch"
"I'm Good Standup"

by Sexytime on Aug 14, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe’s gonna go peepee.

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by Scott Schroeder on Aug 14, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Goldie just say he was “Going Pee-pee”?

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope

Rogan

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha...

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Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never laugh at Goldie Yoda talk jokes

But that was kinda funny.

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by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

I may be 3 years late to the party(dont watch MTV), but Bully Beatdown is an amazing show and Mayhem is the fucking man.

by warren305 on Aug 14, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

YOUR MICS ARE ON! MICS ARE ON!

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

I’m gonna go pee pee

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

10 minutes until the next!

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Herman

Punked me by showing some awesome ground work. I thought he would win ko in the 2nd

by Dfuzemma on Aug 14, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe Rogan: I'm going to go pee-pee.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I heard 10 minutes til next fight.

Wheresthetowerwheresthegunwheresthetowerwheresthegun

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm gonna wait, so I can make people drink it?

I may be 3 years late to the party(dont watch MTV), but Bully Beatdown is an amazing show and Mayhem is the fucking man.

by warren305 on Aug 14, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Only

Machida would haha

"Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn't it, in your head. You never meet anybody that thinks they're a bad person."

by JJB73 on Aug 14, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the Joe Rogan drinking game

Goldies going to wait so he can make people drink

"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill

by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

BAHAHAHAHA

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess we have 10 minutes till the next fight.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

thanks for the update rogan

That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent.

by mistake4 on Aug 14, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I just can't believe he said peepee

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

i personally say peepee all the time

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You also admitted to liking dude's earlier

You know what, chris81203? You confuse and infuriate me. - James Brady (Ninjames)

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

just dudes named Edwin

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I refuse to acknowledge that part of the comment

And you’re pretty close to getting sig’d. themachiavellian would appreciate it, at least.

You know what, chris81203? You confuse and infuriate me. - James Brady (Ninjames)

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have never been sig'd before

so im sure that would be the one to do it

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better?

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

what an asshole

lol

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Turn the goddamn mic off nubs

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Herman looking real good after that long lay off. Wonder he high he can climb the ladder before falling off again.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

he beat Credeur in june

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what i meant. He's looked real good in both fights

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

ohh yeah he has, seems to be less arrogant now too

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Think it's cause he left Team Quest.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Team BE points update

I have 42

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

My hero

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've got every fighter right so far.

I don’t feel like adding it up though. How many of us from team BE are here so that we know about who’s made picks? Me, you, John Danaher, amadeus I know of at least…. That almost makes half. Lol.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Off topic since we have 10 minutes 'till the next one:

I’ve been watching Game of Thrones and it’s been really, really uninteresting. I don’t get why you guys love it so much. Totally can’t get into it.

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

The fuck?

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

This man deserves a crown of gold that all men will tremble to behold!!!!

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Aug 14, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

How far into it are you?

You know what, chris81203? You confuse and infuriate me. - James Brady (Ninjames)

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Six eps.

I can’t remember any character’s names or why I care about them. Just not captivating to me at all, nor is it as good at being ridiculously ultraviolent like the Spartacus series was. I’d rather start on other shows that I’ve neglected to watch, like Breaking Bad or Mad Men.

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mad Men is solid

I’m about 10 eps in.

surprised you’re not getting into after 6 episodes, tho. Tho it’s difficult to follow all the characters

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is the blonde chick still gettin' nekkid?

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Aug 14, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was unimpressed as well.

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude

i’m with you.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

The setup is slow, but then shit starts hitting the fan in quick fashion. Season two is going to be nuts.

by Jamie Penick on Aug 14, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Either you buy into the world, or you don’t. I have a bunch of friends who thought that it was slow and boring, but I just got invested into the whole world really quick and was able to enjoy the character development, but it does start out slow. What episode are you on?

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's dialogue heavy, so not for everyone.

I got hooked because of people on here like you. Glad I did.

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Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel this way about the books

Haven’t started the show yet.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

which book are you on?

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Second

Shit’s awesome

You know what, chris81203? You confuse and infuriate me. - James Brady (Ninjames)

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m midway through the third, and it just keeps getting better.

by Jamie Penick on Aug 14, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome

been a while since I really got into a good book. And these have been fantastic

You know what, chris81203? You confuse and infuriate me. - James Brady (Ninjames)

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

A friend of mine got them all after the first season ended so he’s been getting them to me as he finishes. Glad I read the first one after watching the first season, can give a face and voice to the characters while reading a lot better.

by Jamie Penick on Aug 14, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah that helps

It’s always weird seeing the actors after you’ve already created the characters in your head

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I started the books...

after the second episode. By the end of the series, I was finished with the books. So fucking addicting.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tell me about it...

I really don’t have much time for reading anything non-work related, but it’s really hard for me to put it down. I get in a few chapters here and there as I can and find myself getting impatient to continue on later.

by Jamie Penick on Aug 14, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

The first 3 are incredible.

The last 2 have been very disappointing.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm worried Martin will kick the bucket before we have any closure

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Aug 14, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

definitely.

no way he can wrap it up in 7.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

The shift from plots & politics to prophecies & magicals has kind of rubbed me the wrong way, but dang if I ain’t going to keep on keeping on. This is just like when I got into the Dune books…

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, I'm hooked, I'll definitely read the rest.

but the backwards character development (i.e. Dany undoing all the wisdom she accrued over the 1st 3 by turning into an indecisive, lovesick teenager) and glacial pace are killing me.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

The first book ended with so much promise, and wtf happened to Rickon?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Aug 15, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I quit about 75% into the second book.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The beginning of the books is horrible. Tolkienesque in its pacing is it.

"This mother Fucker next to me is wearing foot warmers? Its like 60 degrees out here." Joe Rogan

by Bobillarious on Aug 14, 2011 7:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Random word related

I’ve been listening to Jay-Z and Kanye West’s Watch the Throne

Meet me on Monsta Island. Where the girls look good and the MC's be Wildin'.
Also, follow me on Twitter @DeoWade

by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I preferred Em and Royce

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good?

You know what, chris81203? You confuse and infuriate me. - James Brady (Ninjames)

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jay-Z and the production is good

Kanye is…….Kanye is Kanye

Meet me on Monsta Island. Where the girls look good and the MC's be Wildin'.
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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotcha

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Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Kanye West actually got the better of Jay Z on Otis personally.

by discoandherpes on Aug 15, 2011 4:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

no not really

disappointing is appropriate

Mel Gibson shot the movie Apocalypto on location at the center of my taint.
-Fake Emcee

by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

So disappointing.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

by TitanFan2K on Aug 14, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

The first few episodes of world building and character building and explanatory dialogue are a drag, but it really does pick up by episode 4

but it’s also worth mentioning that it… it is what it is, you know?

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

not a herman fan but that was nice

by Our Bovine Public on Aug 14, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I came to this topic hoping to draw attention to the Pee Pee comment

Apparently everyone heard it too

This is our GREAT ICE SPILL OF UFC 106

by Hashmo on Aug 14, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

feet warmers

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

eight minutes?

good. i have time to pee-pee.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO

Time to order pizza and go pee pee!

by ihateemo on Aug 14, 2011 7:46 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I did

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'I don't make my living by making my living. My time is so important that I can't compromise my taste- or my idea of what's right- simply to match someone else's view of what's a good, calculated move"- Robert Plant

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're amadeus?

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks buffer

peepee time

Mel Gibson shot the movie Apocalypto on location at the center of my taint.
-Fake Emcee

by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Herman should fight Jason MacDonald to find out who’s the best ginger jui jitsu player at 185.

by mcgriff on Aug 14, 2011 7:47 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Not a bad

Fight right there. I’d be interested to see how Herman handled Jmac on the floor, and the striking battle should be good as well. Solid matchup

by Dfuzemma on Aug 14, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for this

Could not remember that ginger fighter who finished with a triangle in his last fight

by Cunny on Aug 14, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's fighting Alan Belcher

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Been there, done that, Herman got triangled

http://unintelligentdefense.blogspot.com

by MattParker117 on Aug 14, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back to Metro 2033 for a few minutes

this game’s awesome

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

My entire Metro 2033 experience:

“Shoot that guy!”
“No feck off I need to save bullets to buy more crap”
“You fucker, shoot him!”
“Fine but I’m using my shit bullets you jerk”

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

4-2 so far

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'I don't make my living by making my living. My time is so important that I can't compromise my taste- or my idea of what's right- simply to match someone else's view of what's a good, calculated move"- Robert Plant

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Buffer" "We have eight minutes until the next bout in the Octagon...

so go do what ya gotta do. But please, be back in your seats in eight minutes."

Nice.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Aug 14, 2011 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

Meet me on Monsta Island. Where the girls look good and the MC's be Wildin'.
Also, follow me on Twitter @DeoWade

by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

The renegades of fuck

belly button or bust

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a hard time describing anything RATM does as terrible

But granted, it’s not their best effort.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Aug 14, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was waiting for Rogan to have a “Naked Gun” moment peeing with his mic still on.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

in loveing memory Leslie Neilsen

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you like gladiator movies MDH?

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

im not opposed to them

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you accidentally a word

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

fail

And i accidentally replied to the wrong comment…

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ever hang around a gymnasium, Menckenstein?

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

You ever seen a grown man naked?

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Such a great movie.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Benavidez Wineland should be main card

"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill

by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Miller vs Bendo should be main event.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS

My first novel is now available in trade paperback. Take a look: http://tinyurl.com/2ag7njo

by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit

Now I need to pee pee.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Watching the Pulver/Wheeler fight in the break. It’s nice to see Pulver using his left hand/not getting wrecked.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Really off topic

If there are any Patriots fans in this thread, I started writing for PatsPulpit on SBNation, check out the first article of my new weekly feature:

http://www.patspulpit.com/2011/8/11/2356430/thursday-morning-3rd-and-long-inaugural-edition

the artist formerly known as amadeus

'I don't make my living by making my living. My time is so important that I can't compromise my taste- or my idea of what's right- simply to match someone else's view of what's a good, calculated move"- Robert Plant

contributing writer at www.HeadkickLegend.com and www.PatsPulpit.com

by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

pats fan?

http://i55.tinypic.com/2lxfiuo.gif

Mel Gibson shot the movie Apocalypto on location at the center of my taint.
-Fake Emcee

by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha yeah we’re going to be easy to hate on this season

the artist formerly known as amadeus

'I don't make my living by making my living. My time is so important that I can't compromise my taste- or my idea of what's right- simply to match someone else's view of what's a good, calculated move"- Robert Plant

contributing writer at www.HeadkickLegend.com and www.PatsPulpit.com

by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't need this season

to bring the hate

http://i55.tinypic.com/rhlpb6.jpg

Mel Gibson shot the movie Apocalypto on location at the center of my taint.
-Fake Emcee

by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

MAKE IT STOP

Meet me on Monsta Island. Where the girls look good and the MC's be Wildin'.
Also, follow me on Twitter @DeoWade

by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha!

C.B. gets no love

the artist formerly known as amadeus

'I don't make my living by making my living. My time is so important that I can't compromise my taste- or my idea of what's right- simply to match someone else's view of what's a good, calculated move"- Robert Plant

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

anyone here not HATE C.B.?

by Our Bovine Public on Aug 14, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's just his face I have beef with.

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Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too

Snicker snicker……thats what it looks like

by sportquips on Aug 14, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds accurate.

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by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually heard from a reputable source

that CB stands for Cock and Balls.

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by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is really horrible music

Should have put on some Machine Head and had a better 8 minutes

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

just saw them last month

fucking amazing

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Machine Head? Really?

Worst opening band I’ve ever seen for Metallica, and I’ve seen Metallica 8 times. The Sword blew them away. OK, I did see Limp Bizkit on Summer Sanitarium in ‘03, so I guess Machine isn’t technically the worst opening band for Metallica I’ve seen. But they’re close.

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by duck on Aug 14, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depends on the era.

When they were trying to make rock-rap, they sucked. Early stuff and recent stuff is excellent.

by jdd1510 on Aug 14, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

You gotta check out The Sword's 2nd CD

Absolutely amazing.

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by duck on Aug 14, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

im going to

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Frontlines would be better

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by StevenGiles on Aug 14, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

why did they ruin this song with these awful lyrics

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd rather have the

whooshing stream or TPF snake then listen to this

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by JJB73 on Aug 14, 2011 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Had to pause that

I can’t take soldier boy

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by warren305 on Aug 14, 2011 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes time for Benavidez Wineland

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by MaZZacare on Aug 14, 2011 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Might go out there a little and pick Wineland. Eddie will avoid the takedown and work JoeB over. Thoughts?

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by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's go spanish Faber!

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Did I really pick wineland?

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Actually

I’m sticking to that

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think JB takes this

thought Wineland looked good against the Faber.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

haha weird walk out song

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Cope entrance song. GO WINELAND!

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

er

Dope

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only redeeming quality to Top Gun.

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by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

“WHATS THAT?” REVS MOTORBIKE “I CANT HEAR YOU” LOLOL races off

i always liked that moment.

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meg Ryan is cute as hell in that movie.

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by duck on Aug 14, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

HIGHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY TO THE DANGA ZONE

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by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

*puts on aviators and plays volleyball*

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish

Wineland was fighting in the never nude jorts

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by JJB73 on Aug 14, 2011 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Danger Zone. nice

I lost my virginity to the Top Gun soundtrack

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

what was your boyfriend's name?

(sorry man, just kidding).

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha!

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

goddamn lol

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

This moment will live in infamy

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Humping a cassette tape doesn’t count as losing your virginity, dude.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

it was on cassette too

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kenny Loggins gets the ladies wet. True story.

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by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wasn't catching

so everything felt great

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh....interesting.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

BW TIME!!!!

I forgot they exist.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Another off topic- the new movie with Kenny Powers

is TREMENDOUS

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK TED NUGENT GAAAAAAH

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by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

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by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've never heard it said better

I usually just say, “His face”

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

i very nearly shit myself when i read your reply.

well done. i gotta go change shorts now. just in case it wasn’t “nearly.”

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

The stupid white sunglasses he wore on TUF

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Face + shenanigans

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by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because he's CB Dollaway

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

He came off as kind of a dick on TUF

and he was pit against Amir, who’s probably the most loved TUF contestant since Forrest

by Shaun32887 on Aug 14, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't know Team Alpha Male fighters were known for chokes, Goldie

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

They guillotines be scary.

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by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I answered you above, but it's far up. had to go to f'ing myspace to find this pic

http://www.myspace.com/sshigh/photos/13226334#{%22ImageId%22%3A13226334}

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by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Benavidez future champ? Hasnt he got beat twice by Cruz?

by Our Bovine Public on Aug 14, 2011 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Future champ at 125.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

125lbs champ

Although DJ will reign supreme in that division, I reckon.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s a pretty nut fight, Benavidez/Wineland.

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by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

They should only show Chandella walking away from the camera

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

dem abs, son

dem ABS

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rephrase:

walking away from the camera, or with her face pixelized

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want Wineland to punch his belly button

FYI

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by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Benavidez with the butterbean kicks

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

this is how they settle differences in the shire

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope Rogan washed his hands

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

waiting for JB to shoot in

he’ll get Sherk’d if he tried to fight from distance.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it possible Joe got shorter?

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

of course

i could be wrong.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

damn

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

His hair plug got ripped out

Uh oh

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

i could see Dan adding that himself

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

One might say that...

it’s a laugh riot…

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

What kind of a dick hates on Lytle?

It was probably Dan himself.

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

He leakin

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

amberlamps

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

call dem

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

His face is a horror movie.

"I don't care, hit him with your groin!"

by 3PA on Aug 14, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Rogan just smoked

I can tell

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by warren305 on Aug 14, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

JB says "knock knock, motherfucker."

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

This is like the Beebe fight.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank you for the description Joe

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 8:04 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

We get it, his face is broken

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

So.. Wineland is bleeding out of his nose. I get it. Time to comment on something else next round, Joe.

Go big red!

by pornflake on Aug 14, 2011 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice Leg Kick!

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cheech and Chong on The Simpsons

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Benavidez looks like an Incan monchichi

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by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

just took me back 25 years

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is where the mixed leaves MMA

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

It's still mixed

If Eddie wasn’t worried about a takedown, he’d be throwing much more freely

by Shaun32887 on Aug 14, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

whenever Wineland hits Benavidez it leaves a mark of blood on his face lol

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 punchkin

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 JoeB

Did his corner tell him to blow his nose??

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Nah, they said don’t.

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i really wish Rogan would call attention to Wineland's nose

has he not noticed it, for god’s sake?

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Eddie looks like he just bit into flesh

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

“He got a proverbial crimson mask, King”

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by warren305 on Aug 14, 2011 8:06 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Wineland might be the UFC’s first-ever bantamweight gatekeeper.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

nice dodge on that leg kick

from joebee one

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

that was a hard shot, didn’t look like a poke.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

punch in the eyeball

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

That shit hurts

a lot

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, it does

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by Robert Cowan on Aug 14, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Took one to each eye

in a single sparring session once. It was terrible

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

It just screws your whole day up

haha

I was randomly angry at everything after.

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by Robert Cowan on Aug 14, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, dumb, JoeB

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

JB is lucky he didn't pay for that one WAY worse.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Sean Salmon kick!

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

exactly what i thought

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont usually notice the difference in fighters weights but Benavidez is F’in TINY

by Our Bovine Public on Aug 14, 2011 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

When he fought Torres it was just RIDICULOUS.

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Oh. Yeah. I thought you said height.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's also really short

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

You get busy standin'...

or you get busy dyin’…

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice try at that throw, Joe

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by duck on Aug 14, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

So

As of a few minutes ago (it’s probably already changed by now) the Wikipedia page for this show has the last fight result listed as “Markes defeated googley eyes via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27).”

Googly eyes!

by Blair Russell on Aug 14, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

lol

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Illegal knee?

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Benavidez needs the surgery Ethan Hawke got in Gattaca

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

love that movie.

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aldo... I meant Cruz

weed.

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by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you kidding?

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

20-18 Joe B

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

random off topic

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah it's POURING here

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think some people will disagree, but i'll give the 2nd to Eddie

i doubt the judges will see it that way, they are probably enamored by all the blood

by darkotto23 on Aug 14, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

With you there

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

19-19

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Could be split rounds.

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by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Benavidez has to know his kicks don't work

At least his body and head kicks.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

20-19 Benavidez

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

"I don't care, hit him with your groin!"

by 3PA on Aug 14, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

"The eye is the groin of the head"

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by dedstrk316 on Aug 14, 2011 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Eyes

are the groin of the face

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by JJB73 on Aug 14, 2011 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

WHOA

Mel Gibson shot the movie Apocalypto on location at the center of my taint.
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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

EFFIN AWESOME

"I don't care, hit him with your groin!"

by 3PA on Aug 14, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

holy shit

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

shit he almost jumped the cage

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

nearly shot out of the cage there

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a hilarious flying knee

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

That was some serious height on that flying knee

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by duck on Aug 14, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

holy shitballs

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Pretty sure Eddie caught him on that knee, literally

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy Awesome!

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

wineland is a tough mother

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone set up a gif of that similar to the overeem flying out of the cage one.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Seeing all the guys that get away with flying knees

really makes you appreciate what Fedor did to Arlovski

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

TIGER KNEE!!!!

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by Tonley on Aug 14, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

finally handed that left high kick

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

HEAD KICK

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Benavidez is so sloppy but so effective.

Crazy how well his speed and scrambles work for him.

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone else's feed degrade?

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by duck on Aug 14, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

my audio cuts in and out

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I found the culprit

My daughter was downloading physics lectures on iTunes and watching Neil deGrasse Tyson on YT at the same time while streaming Pandora. All on our 3 mbps DSL line. I’m surprised I still had a stream at all.

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by duck on Aug 14, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

am rather excited to see what the new Cosmos series with Neil deGrasse is going to be like

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome

He’s a brilliant guy and his sense of humor is perfect for THE NEXT GENERATION of apathetic morons who aren’t worthy of Cosmos

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

That news gave me a massive nerd boner

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by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's very psyched

Of course, she’s a kid that at Christmas when she was 13, we got her a DVD of 10 30-minute lectures on the physics of black holes and she sat down and watched the first 5 straight through Christmas morning. She kinda likes physics.

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by duck on Aug 14, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a shame we'll never get to see Joe vs. Faber

Joe’s speed perplexes people

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

...what

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

?

wat

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

what about what?

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn Zuffa for firing all of Golden Glory

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought they were OK with the idea of fighting each other?

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure Benavidez has said he'll never fight Faber

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

when JoeB throws a high kick, he almost catches Wineland in the navel

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

"Like we've said Joe, he was the first martial artist"

Parrot

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by warren305 on Aug 14, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

29-28 Benavidez

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

30-30

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

30—28 Benavidez

probably the new leader for FOTN

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

for what the sloppy standup

that fight was no where near the Hattes fight

by sportquips on Aug 14, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

the sloppy standup is what wins fotn very often

its not my choice im just thinking Dana

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

30-27 Joe B. Not a fan, but that was impressive.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Benavidez is like Cruz

Sloppy striking but effective footwork and great speed.

Fun fight.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm not sure you could define either's striking as sloppy

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-1 for JoeB

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

FOTN:

1. Caraces-Hettes
2. Volkmann-Castillo
3. Benavidez-Wineland
4. Herman-Noke
5. Miller-O’Brien
6. Reinhardt-Figueroa
7. Vemola-Markes

SOTN:

1. Herman
2. Hettes
3. Miller

KOTN:

1. Figueroa

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Why do you like the Volkman vs Castillo fight so much ?

i don’t get it, i thought it was boring, i’d put it at #6

by darkotto23 on Aug 14, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i really enjoyed that fight

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very, very fun grappling. Volkmann especially. It was pure wrestling at its finest.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude just out-techniqued Castillo so well, amazing to watch. Looked like Castillo was always two steps behind

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

30-28 Ben-NAH-videz

"I don't care, hit him with your groin!"

by 3PA on Aug 14, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t understand the macho ass pat. Anyone care to explain?

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Feels good

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

ancient greek handshake

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pent up homosexual desire

“I’m so man, I can grope your anus and it’ll still be seen as straight”

by Cunny on Aug 14, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ian McCall/Joe B. Can’t wait to see it.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

+11

Yus.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Beefcake, paha.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

lol at beefcake

but my parlay is still on

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

+11 for me

boomshakalaka

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

You're on a roll

What is you’re %?

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

11 for everyone.

The easiest pick on the card.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I sure feel stupid

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

woooo beefcake

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

beefcake??? more like snack cake

from now on i shall refer to JoeB as Little Debbie.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

In anything you write you should use that

Without indicating that you mean Benavidez.

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time for

MOAR Beer!

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

5-2

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

me too

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"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

7-0 Bitches.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s awesome. I failed with Castillo and Vemola, but i’m not ashamed by those.

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

My Ronny or whoever he was pick was a complete guess.

And for Volkmann vs. Castillo, I usually pick the wrestlers.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vemola and Noke betrayed you too I take it.

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by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Castillo.

Victim of the Joe Stevenson effect

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

those are my misses

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

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by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

6-1

Picked Markes but missed Herman. Damn gingers

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

i missed on Vemola

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too. The wonky eye dammit!

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can never know with Herman

don’t hold it against yourself.

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone's talkin junk yo

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

And the Wisconsin fans go wild

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Alpha Male and Nova Uniao are unbelievable camps

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Willamy and Danny Castillo disagree.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, Castillo did not look great.

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha

At the background conversation between Rogan and someone else being audible right now.

by Blair Russell on Aug 14, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

trying to listen to their open mic convo again

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

It was something bout hardy not making weight and then colin back and making 170

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i'll be unavailable for awhile. my son is throwing a fit.

probably have to feed him. or change a diaper … or something. he’s 19 weeks old, so there’s really no telling. we think he may be teething.

it’s truly pleasant around here. :-/

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I heard shaking is a good idea.

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by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fleshlight talk

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by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shake weight?

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mo ’tussin!

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

GO HAMMAN

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

this!

did you see the croc hunter pic I linked above?

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Link didn't work :(

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

did it try to make you login?

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

gonna go make a sammich so I have to see CB Dollaways face a little less

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

THE BEST EVAH!

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

no brown rice?

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

not tonight

dinner will be steak and sweet potato

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice!

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

went with the dog here

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Hope that's another way of saying you picked the Doberman.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

Hamman’s got the underdog bonus. felt I needed to take a risk to gain some ground. he hung with Kingsbury, and I’m just not high on CB.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he has a really good shot.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

sarcasm?

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

Although that probably sounds like bull now that we know who won. But seriously, Hamman has way more heart than CB so I’m not shocked.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

R.I.P. eddie winehouse.

plase win, hamman

Mel Gibson shot the movie Apocalypto on location at the center of my taint.
-Fake Emcee

by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Hope he doesn't get fired, he's good enough to be in the UFC.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he gets fired for dropping 2 to Faber and Joe B it’d be a travesty. Wineland is legit, and BW isn’t really stacked with talent.

by MS_Dos_Santos on Aug 14, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i disagree, BW has great talent look at the top 12 guys

Dominick Cruz, Urijah Faber, Joseph Benavidez, Brian Bowles, Demetrious Johnson, Miguel Torres, Scott Jorgensen, Brad Pickett, Eddie Wineland, Takeya Mizugaki, Michael McDonald, Ivan Menjivar

by darkotto23 on Aug 14, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's go HAMMAN!!

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

hamman win plz

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

The last fight in the UFC for Jared Hamman methinks.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Vladdy in Hamman’s corner!

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Completely forgot about this fight

I don’t care who CB fights, i’m always going to bet against him.

by av1o3 on Aug 14, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa

OOOOAaaaaaaaah

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Hamman Cheese?

the artist formerly known as amadeus

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

(sound it out)

the artist formerly known as amadeus

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s pretty hilarious, especially after you see the picture of the wrestler.

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bald Benavidez

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bro Hymn?

Si

"eat a dick." - Chris Barton

Tweet!

by Robert Cowan on Aug 14, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

nope

i wouldn’t want someone that lost to tito in 2011 to corner me either

Mel Gibson shot the movie Apocalypto on location at the center of my taint.
-Fake Emcee

by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait nm

there he is

Mel Gibson shot the movie Apocalypto on location at the center of my taint.
-Fake Emcee

by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

But they’re best buddies, he’s there

"EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING"
- Bob Cole

by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kinda miss Vlad. Hustle back, Janitor.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Bro Hymn? Meh.

The theme song of every frat in america in 98/99

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Aug 14, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Why no cb dollaway love?

"This mother Fucker next to me is wearing foot warmers? Its like 60 degrees out here." Joe Rogan

by Bobillarious on Aug 14, 2011 8:26 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Have you seen him?

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Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

His face

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok yea he does look like a douche

"This mother Fucker next to me is wearing foot warmers? Its like 60 degrees out here." Joe Rogan

by Bobillarious on Aug 14, 2011 8:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Highwayman!

"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill

by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone else lost a bet, according to this walkout music

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Think CB will get this, but I am no big fan of his so...

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

TUF

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

TUF exposure probably.

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Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dana has a doberman.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, Dana is in the business of dogfighting now?

CONTROVERSY

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

MusclePharm did just sign Mike Vick. Coincidence?

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone here needs to investigate that shit.

Shady Dana

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a ballsy Dolloway 1st round Sub for my pick.

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

damn dude

so did i

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a Dolloway decision

"EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING"
- Bob Cole

by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

hamman eggs gonna win.

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh, guys – Robbie looked terrible against Kennedy.

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by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Tsss tsss he’s trying to Cash in or sumthin tss tss

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Dollaway by UD

"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill

by Chris Hines on Aug 14, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Dollaway via submission. Hamman ain’t good.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

God dammit Hamman.

You better slap his face off of his face.

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-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

lol gif worthy whiff / ropeadope from CB at the start

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Dolloway all the way

Like a Double Rainbow®!

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Looks like he’s been training his wrestling with Hardonk too

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

"He's done folks"

backpedals

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

not done

Mel Gibson shot the movie Apocalypto on location at the center of my taint.
-Fake Emcee

by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, NOW he is in trouble… oh nevermind

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

The night the arm triangle chokes wouldn’t work

"I don't care, hit him with your groin!"

by 3PA on Aug 14, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, great D!

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Can’t believe Hamman got out of that.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Looked like CB wasn't going it right

He shoulda been making an angle with his body, walking his legs counterclockwise.

I think

by Shaun32887 on Aug 14, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

It had to go pee pee

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goldie is your clock and you will like it.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is my moral compass

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, that was a taint punch.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

CB looking awfully impressive.

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

gooch punch

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

OW right in the poop chute

Mel Gibson shot the movie Apocalypto on location at the center of my taint.
-Fake Emcee

by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Lesnar knows how to finish an arm triangle better than Dollaway

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe Hamman knows how to defend better than Carwin

by MS_Dos_Santos on Aug 14, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

CB didnt even turn

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

And is less gassed.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

answering the phone saved me in training like 50 times

the artist formerly known as amadeus

'I don't make my living by making my living. My time is so important that I can't compromise my taste- or my idea of what's right- simply to match someone else's view of what's a good, calculated move"- Robert Plant

contributing writer at www.HeadkickLegend.com and www.PatsPulpit.com

by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike Brown’s been answering the phone at ATT for years.

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My twitter: @TB_Money

by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can someone confirm whether or not that was a taint shot or a sphincter shot?

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone see the clock say round 1 of 5?

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

so CB falls off the back and puts himself in guard

what’s he doing, he was dominating the fight. stand the fuck up

"EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING"
- Bob Cole

by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Awesome round

"I don't care, hit him with your groin!"

by 3PA on Aug 14, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Clock says 1 of 10

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

CB and Datsik

seperated at birth?

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I see it

http://illkickyourassforfree.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/6e699aef90817180515.jpg

Meet me on Monsta Island. Where the girls look good and the MC's be Wildin'.
Also, follow me on Twitter @DeoWade

by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hamman, not Hammond Joe.

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My twitter: @TB_Money

by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone else not have a clock?

by Our Bovine Public on Aug 14, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Goldie is my clock.

Goldie is my everything.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It popped up and said 1 of 5, then 1 of ten, then 1 of 3

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

"EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING"
- Bob Cole

by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

What a fucking round.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

So, that was an awesome, awesome round.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

nozzle 10

ham 9

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-Fake Emcee

by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Dolloway

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 The dude that got his mouth farted on by Ryan Bader

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

He might be the nicest person in the world but he looks like a douche

by sportquips on Aug 14, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was insane. Hamman rolled back and popped up right into a haymaker.

10-9 CB.

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My twitter: @TB_Money

by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

sick round

LETS GO HAMMAN!!!

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Great corner work by Vlad haha

"Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn't it, in your head. You never meet anybody that thinks they're a bad person."

by JJB73 on Aug 14, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

This entire card is FN incredible

the artist formerly known as amadeus

'I don't make my living by making my living. My time is so important that I can't compromise my taste- or my idea of what's right- simply to match someone else's view of what's a good, calculated move"- Robert Plant

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

that was great

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

cant believe C.B. didnt finish him to make my prediction correct

by Our Bovine Public on Aug 14, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Dog mauls Postman. Nothing new here folks.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

I like it.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit! Postman’s revenge!

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Milwaukee better appreciate this shit, this has been an outstanding card.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Wtf happened to CB?

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

He got his ass kicked

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am a fan of these fights so far

Can’t wait for Versus’ awesome pacing.

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Aug 14, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

This is an amazing fight.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

WAR HAMMAN

GOGOGOGOGO

Mel Gibson shot the movie Apocalypto on location at the center of my taint.
-Fake Emcee

by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

What the hell

is there just no power to his shots? Very accurate, didn’t seem to do anything

by Shaun32887 on Aug 14, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Hamman is on Auto-Pilot right now

Meet me on Monsta Island. Where the girls look good and the MC's be Wildin'.
Also, follow me on Twitter @DeoWade

by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Murderpilot

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Name of my first album.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

FOTN I reckon.

"I don't care, hit him with your groin!"

by 3PA on Aug 14, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

yeppers

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone else's stream choppy as hell?

the artist formerly known as amadeus

'I don't make my living by making my living. My time is so important that I can't compromise my taste- or my idea of what's right- simply to match someone else's view of what's a good, calculated move"- Robert Plant

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

No. Get a better internet connection and it will be fine.

Really, it’s fantastic. If you are having problems, it is on your end.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

I am on a 25 mbps connection and it is streaming in HD and it is streaming GORGEOUSLY.

It is all on the quality of your internet. Nothing more, nothing less.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doing fine on a 3 over here in MD

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Aug 14, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

CB is a lil gassed

I may be 3 years late to the party(dont watch MTV), but Bully Beatdown is an amazing show and Mayhem is the fucking man.

by warren305 on Aug 14, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck it

10-5 for having a shitty face.

by av1o3 on Aug 14, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

TKO BABY

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

FASTER HAMMAN CHEESE

KILL KILL

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice win !

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

FUUUUUCK YES

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck.

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

what a nutty fight

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Hamman eggs scrambled his brains

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

?

?

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

YEAH BITCH!!! +7

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Well fuck me sideways.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

that

was very very gratifying.

any day where dolloway gets his face pounded in is an ok day with me

Mel Gibson shot the movie Apocalypto on location at the center of my taint.
-Fake Emcee

by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

didn't see that one coming...

Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't you, girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side of the world... so cold and so dark

by HitokiriX on Aug 14, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Hell yea! crazy performance

by rU5H on Aug 14, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

That was an awesome fight. What a great fucking undercard!

"You are a miserable human being." - Mike Fagan

My twitter: @TB_Money

by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

seriously!

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

BARBARIAN ROAR

"I don't care, hit him with your groin!"

by 3PA on Aug 14, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahahaha

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

THAT WAS AMAZING

hahaha, my friends downstairs must think I’m crazy.

I’m getting another Shiner.

by Shaun32887 on Aug 14, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

fuuuckkk yess!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Primal man scream. Best victory celebration.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

YES!!!!!!

the artist formerly known as amadeus

'I don't make my living by making my living. My time is so important that I can't compromise my taste- or my idea of what's right- simply to match someone else's view of what's a good, calculated move"- Robert Plant

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Hat off to jared… Fotn right there

by gabriezim on Aug 14, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

HE SENT A MESSAGE FOLKS

"You are a miserable human being." - Mike Fagan

My twitter: @TB_Money

by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Great fights so far

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Power MMA is a complete failure

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Even Jamie Varner left

That says something

"EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING"
- Bob Cole

by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was never a part of it.

they left him behind.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

totally!!

exactly what I was thinking

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

The main card has a lot to live up to right now

GREAT fight

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

But seriously though, question must be asked. What in crikey fuck was CB doing in that round?

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

getting the shit beat out of him

Mel Gibson shot the movie Apocalypto on location at the center of my taint.
-Fake Emcee

by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Dude has a weak mental game

"EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING"
- Bob Cole

by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess it's contagiour over there.

He Badered.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

winner

Mel Gibson shot the movie Apocalypto on location at the center of my taint.
-Fake Emcee

by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love Herb Dean

he let us watch CB get punched in the face like 100 times in two minutes.

by av1o3 on Aug 14, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

FOTN:

1. Hamman-Dolloway
2. Caraces-Hettes
3. Volkmann-Castillo
4. Herman-Noke
5. Miller-O’Brien
6. Reinhardt-Figueroa
7. Vemola-Markes

SOTN:

1. Herman
2. Hettes
3. Miller

KOTN:

1. Hamman
2. Figueroa

Follow me on Twitter or Steve Mazzagatti will say you tapped! @BVandDietPepsi

by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoops, bad copy job.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll say it again, this card has been seriously fantastic

the artist formerly known as amadeus

'I don't make my living by making my living. My time is so important that I can't compromise my taste- or my idea of what's right- simply to match someone else's view of what's a good, calculated move"- Robert Plant

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

same here i was cheering like a loon the whole time hamman making that TKO happen

by Pyrgz Krum on Aug 14, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dollaway and Bader will probably be out of the UFC by mid-2012

Awesome win by Hamman.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

If CB wasn't from TUF

he’d be cut sooner than that

Mel Gibson shot the movie Apocalypto on location at the center of my taint.
-Fake Emcee

by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember when ACS showed so much promise?

Me either.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Until Bader, Simpson, and Dolloway left to start their own gym

by rU5H on Aug 14, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hamman, Hardonk, and Vlad. That’s a scrappy little team.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

CB gassed in rd 1

I may be 3 years late to the party(dont watch MTV), but Bully Beatdown is an amazing show and Mayhem is the fucking man.

by warren305 on Aug 14, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Lapdance

Meet me on Monsta Island. Where the girls look good and the MC's be Wildin'.
Also, follow me on Twitter @DeoWade

by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it me, or does it seem like Dollaway was gassed in R1?

I know the punches slowed him down, but he wasn’t scrambling or very active on the ground or the feet way before he started taking punishment.

Twas odd.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I think he gassed

"EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING"
- Bob Cole

by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Think he doesn't react well to getting hit.

Same as Bader. Frontrunners.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

In between rounds I think he hit an adrenaline dump.

That was a huge difference in will between the 1st and 2nd. He expended a lot of energy trying to finish in the first too.

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks for the heads up bruce

beer and nachos time

Mel Gibson shot the movie Apocalypto on location at the center of my taint.
-Fake Emcee

by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm switched over to Versus now...

We need more Ariel on UFC broadcasts other than Versus shows.

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

15 minutes until next fight...

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

32 actually.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

if we are lucky

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great…just enough time for a beer run.

Anyone need anything? I’m buying.

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Case of Miller

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cole...er...cold Miller?

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

Cold miller

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah they don't serve alcohol here in Indiana on Sundays.

Put anything on the first flight out.

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go wait at the baggage claim.

Stand by for further instructions.

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vodka

And lots of it.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Aug 14, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hai guys. Late but early enough

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

FOTN:

1. Hamman-Dolloway
2. Caraces-Hettes
3. Volkmann-Castillo
4. Benavidez-Wineland
5. Herman-Noke
6. Miller-O’Brien
7. Reinhardt-Figueroa
8. Vemola-Markes

SOTN:

1. Herman
2. Hettes
3. Miller

KOTN:

1. Hamman
2. Figueroa

Follow me on Twitter or Steve Mazzagatti will say you tapped! @BVandDietPepsi

by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that is for the prelims?

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Another

pee-pee break for Joe

"Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn't it, in your head. You never meet anybody that thinks they're a bad person."

by JJB73 on Aug 14, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

CB Dollaway vs. Palhares please

Herman can fight someone else.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

This is SUCH a stark contrast from the 133 FBs. No finishes and boring fights.

Follow me on Twitter or Steve Mazzagatti will say you tapped! @BVandDietPepsi

by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I think I just came a little in my pants..

Watchign CB getting punched in the face is lovely..

by Soul.T.Nuts on Aug 14, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

WHOOSH

IS BACK!

"Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn't it, in your head. You never meet anybody that thinks they're a bad person."

by JJB73 on Aug 14, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

blue smoke noise time!!!!

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Cyan Flatulation

IMO

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

whatever

with your big words

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Green hued farts

Better?

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

its too late now, sir

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Irreconcilable postponement?

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

lol

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

what’s the second quote in your sig from?

the artist formerly known as amadeus

'I don't make my living by making my living. My time is so important that I can't compromise my taste- or my idea of what's right- simply to match someone else's view of what's a good, calculated move"- Robert Plant

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

The whole thing is an excerpt from a Mudvayne song

Pharmaecopia. Love their old stuff, can’t even tolerate the new shit.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

"The action continues live on pay-per-view"

Scared me for a second

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

So how is Versus compared to Spike. Am I going to get rammed by commercials every two seconds or will it be okay?

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

You'll get 7 minutes of commercials for every 5 minutes of ads

OK, not really, but it will feel like that between fights.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Aug 14, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Joe B vs. Wineland would be FOTN on most cards. It’s my goddamn 4th right now. What a great night.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Pre-show

on VS right now

"Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn't it, in your head. You never meet anybody that thinks they're a bad person."

by JJB73 on Aug 14, 2011 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Interviewing

C"DB"O right now

"Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn't it, in your head. You never meet anybody that thinks they're a bad person."

by JJB73 on Aug 14, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

seems like an odd choice

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

C"DB"O

is taking over. We win.

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boo

Aloe Vera for life.

by av1o3 on Aug 14, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

You sir

are wrong

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

shut that cunt's mouth before I come over there and fuckstart her head

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

die

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish you had CB Dalloway's face

that’s even worse than death.

by av1o3 on Aug 14, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

roasted

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

CB hate’s his own face so much he held it as still as possible for Hamman’s fists

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

take it back!

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fine

I won’t put that evil on you.

(Imagine a picture of ricky bobby here)

by av1o3 on Aug 14, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes we do

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really dislike CO

and love Cerrone. it’s a match made in awesomeness for me.

the artist formerly known as amadeus

'I don't make my living by making my living. My time is so important that I can't compromise my taste- or my idea of what's right- simply to match someone else's view of what's a good, calculated move"- Robert Plant

contributing writer at www.HeadkickLegend.com and www.PatsPulpit.com

by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t know many Cerrone fans, let alone people who hate Aloe Vera. You’re… odd.

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Derek is a Cerrone fan

That is enough reason for me to hate the guy

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm... Most have that backwards

I like both

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

How can anyone dislike Charles?

Met him in a Nog brothers autograph session this year, coolest kid ever.

Be careful, my opponents - Junior "Cigano" dos Santos

by Henrique on Aug 14, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

A.M. probably hates him cos he's popular now.

Probably loved him back when no one knew him.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha nope, i'm not like that

I didn’t like how he handled the illegal knee situation.

I’ve loved Cerrone since he was on Tapout. Plus his fighting style is my favorite, bar none, in all of MMA

the artist formerly known as amadeus

'I don't make my living by making my living. My time is so important that I can't compromise my taste- or my idea of what's right- simply to match someone else's view of what's a good, calculated move"- Robert Plant

contributing writer at www.HeadkickLegend.com and www.PatsPulpit.com

by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on, the illegal knee thing

That was accidental. And you can’t hold that against the kid forever while you idolize a guy like Cerrone…

Be careful, my opponents - Junior "Cigano" dos Santos

by Henrique on Aug 14, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blind love is blind, not rational… I love CO’s fighting style but his reaction to that really rubbed me the wrong way.

the artist formerly known as amadeus

'I don't make my living by making my living. My time is so important that I can't compromise my taste- or my idea of what's right- simply to match someone else's view of what's a good, calculated move"- Robert Plant

contributing writer at www.HeadkickLegend.com and www.PatsPulpit.com

by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just kidding

There are a lot of hipster MMA fans, though.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hate Cerrone

the very definition of overrated. plus, he’s worked in purposeful illegal strikes into his offense. pisses me off.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and Austin hates Oliveira because of one accidental knee…

Be careful, my opponents - Junior "Cigano" dos Santos

by Henrique on Aug 14, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s recognizing the hypocrisy that keeps me level headed.

the artist formerly known as amadeus

'I don't make my living by making my living. My time is so important that I can't compromise my taste- or my idea of what's right- simply to match someone else's view of what's a good, calculated move"- Robert Plant

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i got banned once

for saying exactly what i thought of Cerrone. i won’t use the same terminology, but i really think he’s the lowest form of life on the planet. couldn’t cheer for him against anyone.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

It never stops amazing me all of the stories I hear about how people got banned unfairly, seeing as how I’ve never been banned from here.

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I’ve said a lot of stuff, and never even gotten a warning.

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have gotten 2

My most recent one was deserved and I apologized and then me and the mod who did it made up and became best friends and even dated for a while.*

My first one I thought was uncalled for, but it all goes back to the central rule which I agree with – this is not a democracy; it’s a private website and if the owners want to warn/ban you, then tough shit.

*no dating transpired

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Aug 14, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you and Kid Nate are dating now?

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish

I’d have carte blanche to bash Brock Lesnar all the time and not worry about being banned.

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Aug 14, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long as you acost pro-wrestling while you do it

Luke thomas still has your back

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve always just figured as long as you don’t personally attack people, you’re okay. I can say you have stupid ideas, and have to plenty of people, but I can’t call you stupid.

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Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Wording is pretty important if you want to call someone a moronic asshat

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh

i really have no problem with it — it’s their site, their call. i didn’t agree with the call, but it was theirs to make.

My first novel is now available in trade paperback. Take a look: http://tinyurl.com/2ag7njo

by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aw, man, the Bodog lines keep moving.

I coulda had +160 on Bendo if I’d waited. Sad sad sad.

No.

by Ked on Aug 14, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Guys, Mike Straka just tweeted that Shawn Tompkins passed away. Seriously.

"You are a miserable human being." - Mike Fagan

My twitter: @TB_Money

by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF

RT @MikeStraka: Guys, it is with great sadness I report the passing of our great friend Shawn Tompkins. Details developing.

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

RIP

that’s awful news.

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

From Straka:

Details are pending Shawn was in Ca with the team. That’s all right now. I spoke with Emilie Tompkins and Sam Stout.

"You are a miserable human being." - Mike Fagan

My twitter: @TB_Money

by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very unexpected

My thoughts are with his family.

"eat a dick." - Chris Barton

Tweet!

by Robert Cowan on Aug 14, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just terrible, terrible news.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

This bummed me out

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

From what his Twitter says

seems like he was fine three days ago.

Didn’t really know much about him but this is really sad.

by av1o3 on Aug 14, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

what?!

how?

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'I don't make my living by making my living. My time is so important that I can't compromise my taste- or my idea of what's right- simply to match someone else's view of what's a good, calculated move"- Robert Plant

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

what the hell?

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck....

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow. RIP. I'm stunned.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

That’s a major bummer. RIP.

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Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

….. :(

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy fuck.

That’s awful. What a loss.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT?

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn. this is sad news

do we know how?

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

R.I.P.

الذين اذا اصابتهم مصيبة قالوا انا لله وانا اليه راجعو

"eat a dick." - Chris Barton

Tweet!

by Robert Cowan on Aug 14, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

How

that’s aweful news

by Dfuzemma on Aug 14, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

How old?

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

30 something I think.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Turned 37 in April.

"You are a miserable human being." - Mike Fagan

My twitter: @TB_Money

by Tim Burke on Aug 14, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are people just always on wiki waiting for something to happen so they can edit it? It just blows my mind how fast it happens

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw this and was about to do it myself

But I just don’t want to put the news of someone’s death anywhere. Poor Tompkins, I’m not sure who he was and I know he’s young. I pray his family is okay.

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

but*

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sad and scary.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pink and black stripes tie, Bonnar?

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

WAR C"DB"O

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

C"DB"O

4 life

(hulk hogan air guitar)

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell's yeah

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

C"DB"O def. Aloe Vera via Submission (Flying Gogo) Round1

"Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn't it, in your head. You never meet anybody that thinks they're a bad person."

by JJB73 on Aug 14, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got him by sub...

in rd. 2.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm hoping he kicks Cerrone's head into the stands.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love me some Meathead.

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Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

[pause]

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, there's no unsend function here unfortunately.

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't remember what happened when Tanner died

But did the UFC ever do a moment of silence for him in honor of his passing?

Cannot believe it. Tompkins gone from us too soon.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

when someone dies that young it is never a good thing

hopefully he was not in too much pain

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed

This is a huge loss for the MMA community.

I hope this is mentioned during the broadcast or post-event.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

They had a “In Memorium” message at the start of a pay-per-view

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Many fighters, even Rogan, grew out tribute beards.

@scb0212
The Machiavellian.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Aug 14, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude i said something stupid and now Im in a sig

Karma got me

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You keep up "lets mutherfukers!"

All is forgiven.

@scb0212
The Machiavellian.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Aug 14, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

For you, machiavellian

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm not sure, but Once I Was A Champion is a must watch for every person. Not MMA fan. Every person.

It’s that powerful. Very well done film.
http://www.onceiwasachampion.com/

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-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is going to make me cry, huh?

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

the fucking trailer...

makes me weepy

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember

@SammyJStout on Twitter to send your condolences.

Follow me on Twitter or Steve Mazzagatti will say you tapped! @BVandDietPepsi

by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s pretty awesome.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lakers use it too, though; so I may be biased.

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lakers fan?

I want you and Roth to both take a long look in a mirror and tell me how you both sleep at night.

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Aug 14, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't know Matt was one.

Golden State? Damn. That shit must be rough. In all honesty, I’m not really a Lakers fan. Now that Phil is gone, if Kobe got traded to the Bulls tomorrow I’d be a Bulls fan. Same for any team except Miami.

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

GS, Niners, and A's. I was spoiled in the late 80s/early 90s so I can't complain

I am not sure if Roth is a Lakers fan, but he is a fan of an atrocious trio of teams. I think Cowboys and Red Sox are part of it?

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Aug 14, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ew. Red Sox and Cowboys. I’m still hoping the Bears and/or Cubs get a championship in my lifetime. I missed the Bears by like 3 years.

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you no decency, sir? “Renegade” when the Steelers defense first takes the field!

Follow me on Twitter or Steve Mazzagatti will say you tapped! @BVandDietPepsi

by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome

that’s what the fuck it is!

"eat a dick." - Chris Barton

Tweet!

by Robert Cowan on Aug 14, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

-1000000

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll throw in another negative infinity on that.

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Add

a few zero’s to it

-1000000000000000000000000000000000

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, I really want to see Warrior

I mean, the dude who did Miracle did this. That movie was AMAZING.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Also, after "Bronson"

I’ll watch anything that Tom Hardy is in.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bronson was awesome

Be careful, my opponents - Junior "Cigano" dos Santos

by Henrique on Aug 14, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

so good

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

That movie was so badass.

“Mah name…is Chahlie Brunson. And aaaaaaaaall mah life ah wunted to beh famous.”

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Loved him in "Inception"

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Aug 14, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

he wasn’t in that enough, but the role was perfect for him. He would’ve been great in Gordon Levitt’s role too.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

And now he is playing Bane!

I mean, how fucking awesome is that?

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I trust Nolan

But did you see the clip that lets you hear Bane’s voice? If that’s how he sounds in the finished film…we have problems.

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Aug 14, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hathaway's

outfit looked weak too. But I do trust Nolan

"Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn't it, in your head. You never meet anybody that thinks they're a bad person."

by JJB73 on Aug 14, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

In Nolan I Trust

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s easier to make an amazing movie with an amazing real story to base it on.

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hence why I'll be pretty impressed if Warrior is good.

It looks pretty damn good, so we’ll see.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

It seems kind of cheesy in the trailer. But so are most sports movies. I just love that it’s treating MMA just like the other sports, not trying to make it a streetfight film.

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's why I'm really interested in it.

Plus, it just looks REALLY polished. I mean, even the other MMA movies to have come out can’t really claim that.

Just looks like it will be well done.

It’s about time.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Warrior was awesome

Some over the top stuff at times, and suspension of disbelief needs to be at a high going in, but for the most part it’s the most realistic MMA action ever put in a film, and that’s just as a back drop to the drama at the center of it. I really liked that movie.

by Jamie Penick on Aug 14, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice, man. Great to hear.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

“not back down” = not taking me down

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

hardy was told he would not be cut if he lost???

He must have photos of Dana with some kind of farm animal

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

did he say that?

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

sort of

the reporter lady asked if he thought he was fighting for his job

He said he was led to believe that wouldnt be the case

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Think whoever he was talking to was just being nice.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would tend to agree but who knows

maybe they have him move a weight class or something

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chandella

Sorry. Couldn’t resist.

And I found her hot, by the way

Be careful, my opponents - Junior "Cigano" dos Santos

by Henrique on Aug 14, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

past tense?

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

Bad english

Be careful, my opponents - Junior "Cigano" dos Santos

by Henrique on Aug 14, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Engrish

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bad English?

Bad music, more like it.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Aug 14, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't believe it.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, Dan Hardy's mohawk is definitely in the best shape it's ever been.

It is in the mix, for sure.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING!

Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. - Bruce Lee

by MSEMCEE on Aug 14, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

FEED THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever

The song is too terrible to pay attention to

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

No thank you

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've never known how to do that, and never cared to learn.

I figure if people don’t realize I’m being sarcastic, it’s a bonus for me.

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

@you do it like this@

It got old fast for sure

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don't

Wade is watching you

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wish we got to hear the Machida song on VS cards.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

MAAAAAAAAAACHIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAA

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

So can we officially call Cerrone the most successful WEC lightweight in the UFC?

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Meh

he’s been fighting guys who probably wouldn’t have done well in the WEC.

by av1o3 on Aug 14, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not after Benderson wrassles jimiller trolololololol

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

It depends if Henderson wins tonight

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

…with wins over Paul Kelly and that Brazilian dude? Henderson’s Bocek win is like fifty times better than those wins combined.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quantity over quality BROOOOOOOO

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oliveira/Cerrone, Miller/Henderson and Hardy/Lytle are quite possible three matches purpose built for fight of the year contenders. This is gonna be nuts.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I got

Oliveira
Miller
Lytle

by eyeIess on Aug 14, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have Henderson, but not really confident.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Evening folks

Okay, so Agbeko-Mares set the standard last night for crappy reffing. Can this UFC event meet the challenge?

by Verklemptomaniac on Aug 14, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Would

love to see Joe Rogan pull what Jim gray did last night haha

"Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn't it, in your head. You never meet anybody that thinks they're a bad person."

by JJB73 on Aug 14, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Would Dan Hardy have won without your help, Herb?”

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gosh

That whole ordeal made my blood boil but I loved how confrontational Gray was, especially when mora said he needed a replay and Gray said he could watch it again haha

"Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn't it, in your head. You never meet anybody that thinks they're a bad person."

by JJB73 on Aug 14, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Loved it

The only time I was happy Jim Gray was in my life.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing will ever top that.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

There it is!

UGG!!!

"eat a dick." - Chris Barton

Tweet!

by Robert Cowan on Aug 14, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

"Ever-improving, Jiu-Jitsu"

Rogan doesn’t believe half of what he says.

AND NOW LYTLE HAS VERY UNDERRATED GROUND GAME!

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Shawn Tompkins’ passing really put a damper on this evening for me.

Managing Editor - BloodyElbow.com - SBNation's mixed martial arts headquarters.

by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 14, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

indeed

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

few minor details from mmajunkie

“Veteran lightweight John Gunderson today told MMAjunkie.com (www.mmajunkie.com) that Tompkins “didn’t wake up,” but he was still unclear on the details surrounding his passing."

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same here. They really should say something during the broadcast.

Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. - Bruce Lee

by MSEMCEE on Aug 14, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure Rogan will

if he gets the news.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, man...

Didn’t hear about this. Was it just reported in the last few hours?

by Cunny on Aug 14, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last few minutes

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Minutes.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes it did..

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim Miller wants to fight for the Light Heavyweight title?

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

according to Goldie,

Jim miller has been patiently waiting for a shot at the LHW title

Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Aug 14, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I noticed that too

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miller by armbar

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

That pussy Jon Jones has been ducking him for years.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim Miller would wreck Jon Jones

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Definitely

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim miller is crazy enough to sign up for Rampage or Jones too

Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Aug 14, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim and Dan Miller would literally fight anyone in any weight class

the artist formerly known as amadeus

'I don't make my living by making my living. My time is so important that I can't compromise my taste- or my idea of what's right- simply to match someone else's view of what's a good, calculated move"- Robert Plant

contributing writer at www.HeadkickLegend.com and www.PatsPulpit.com

by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miller wants to fight Jones? ..Why?

by Nathen on Aug 14, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I saw Jim deadlift 465 pounds with relative ease

he’s a strong FN dude

the artist formerly known as amadeus

'I don't make my living by making my living. My time is so important that I can't compromise my taste- or my idea of what's right- simply to match someone else's view of what's a good, calculated move"- Robert Plant

contributing writer at www.HeadkickLegend.com and www.PatsPulpit.com

by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

legit? damnnnn thats a strong man

Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Aug 14, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

my bad, 425

Still pretty good. I’m 200 lbs and can do like 450, this guy weighs 25 lbs less

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=video.detail&gid=206604

the artist formerly known as amadeus

'I don't make my living by making my living. My time is so important that I can't compromise my taste- or my idea of what's right- simply to match someone else's view of what's a good, calculated move"- Robert Plant

contributing writer at www.HeadkickLegend.com and www.PatsPulpit.com

by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Team be:

what are your scores heading into the main card?I’m at 54

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

i have

53

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

MDH takes sexual favors.

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

sho do

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh I'm out of tequila, I only have Budweiser left.

Bleh.

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I have Yuengling and wings.

#sorry

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

big yuengling fan

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm so glad to have always lived in areas that have Yuengling.

Lived in NJ all my life and had Yueng

Lived in Philly for a year and had Yueng

Now, I moved out to WV. And guess what? I have Yueng.

:)

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any one giving Ludwig the chance of chinning Sadollah?

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I picked Ludwig

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

amir sadollah has dominated many people?

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I still like him

for armbarring Dolloway

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 times

Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.
~ Mohandas Gandhi

by ShivanTiger on Aug 14, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was getting beaten for a minute or two by Phil the Thrill Baroni.

I don’t trust Sadollah at all in any fight. I remember that Vegas had him as the favorite against Stun Gun.

Let’s just say that I made a lot of money on that fight.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amir thinks he has striking advantage over Ludwig? that’s highly unlikely.

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

hes faster (at this point), not as techincal as BANG

Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Aug 14, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s pretty solid, but Bang was 43-7 at a kickboxer, include a shit-ton of K-1 fights. Let’s not get carried away, Amir.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sadollah's best quality win has less and less quality on it, now.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Why do you guys all drink during the fights?

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Beating Duane Ludwig is going to vault him into the top 10?

Only in his mind.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe out of the bottom 10

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freddy Kreuger

Really now Mortal Kombat

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Mortal Kombat: Teletubbies

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

M-1 wanted too much for Fedor

So they got another scary guy with a sweater

Meet me on Monsta Island. Where the girls look good and the MC's be Wildin'.
Also, follow me on Twitter @DeoWade

by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Lol nice.

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

FIGHT TIME!

What’s everyone drinking and snacking tonight?!?!

Myself, just finishing off some oxtail stew since it’s been very fall-like here in PA lately, with some Wasabi peas for later.

And of course, Black Velvet and Diet Pepsi.

JOU GUYS?!

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Miller

And domino’s or chinese may have to be ordered. Votes?

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dominos

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

They do have the order tracker advantage

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

General Tso's Chicken fo sho.

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Atta boy.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck yeah

General Tso’s Chix – Spicy #3

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

No broccoli, or is that just me?

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Aug 14, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not a fan of broccoli

But they don’t put much in so it doesn’t bother me

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's too fuckin much

Also Chinese won out

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dig the broccoli.

Never really knew you could order it without. Lol. I can barely communicate with them usually.

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

chinese by armbar

Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Aug 14, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

depends

where do you live?

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cinci

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dominos

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol

that is a good point

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just had a frozen custard sundae

now trying to stave off food coma.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just ate some cheddarwurst, broccoli and mashed taters.

Swigging some DFH 60 min

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love every single one of those fucking things. Especially the DFH 60. Touring their brewery next month.

Were they garlic mashed potatoes? Those are king.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Be sure to eat at the restaurant in Rehoboth, great shit.

That tour was one of the best things ever. If you’re lucky you’ll get first dibs at buying some cases of 120 depending on when you go.

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also yes, garlicky with a little cheddar on top

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got way too drunk this weekend

so water and weed for me

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

by TitanFan2K on Aug 14, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chicken cheese steak and fries for dinner right now.

salt and vinegar kettle chips for later. And bowlpacks of kush throughout.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chinese chicken with white rice and water.

Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. - Bruce Lee

by MSEMCEE on Aug 14, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had a deli sandwich of Boars Head roast beef, turkey, ham, and bacon on a wheat roll.

Sipping on Port Brewing Mongo IPA bomber. It has a surfing cat on it and is delicious. My backup 6 pack is Karl Strauss Red Trolley.

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gorgonazola cheese crackers

steak and sweet potato forthcoming

drinking Trader Joes Bavarian Hefeweizen

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wings and Yuengs

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

A PA staple

Follow me on Twitter or Steve Mazzagatti will say you tapped! @BVandDietPepsi

by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

My wife makes homemade mac and cheese for special occasions

with a 5-cheese sauce, pancetta and roasted chiles. I ate 42 pounds of that and am drinking an assortment of Belgian beers (this one is delirium)

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Aug 14, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's a keeper

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck yeah she is

You know why I have an assortment of belgian beers? She got me a belgian beer of the month present for Xmas. Every other month I get a variety 12-pack.

She rules.

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Aug 14, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is incredible

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last chance to pee pee

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe if we’re lucky they’ll bump a fight of the card so we can enjoy more commercials.

"I don't care, hit him with your groin!"

by 3PA on Aug 14, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

not sure which is worse

the commercials or that annoying noise when watching on ufc.tv

by Our Bovine Public on Aug 14, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any details yet?

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

A special moment

Our cat just heaved up a record hairball.

Must be an omen.

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

In honor of Dan Hardy

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's how he made weight.

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, Goldie almost called him Samir.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Could be worse

There was the Watt Miman incident

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright, watching this with my inlaws

Anybody want to set an over-under on when they get disgusted/confused and I have to turn it off?

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Just spout fake factoids to distract them

Duane Ludwig is actually the son of the King of Sweden!

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

First time it goes to the ground.

by Verklemptomaniac on Aug 14, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last time Charles got dick kicked he went into hyper mode and finished the fight. Should be awesome tonight.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

When the canvas is covered in blood?

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a good bet.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

When Amir pulls out his ninth limb hallman style

"Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn't it, in your head. You never meet anybody that thinks they're a bad person."

by JJB73 on Aug 14, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAR LUDWIG

Because I like his nickname.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

This is already a bigger post count than Tito V Rashad

Crazy hopefully Main Card can live up to the Under Card

by sportquips on Aug 14, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

That was pretty sweet tho

too bad he had the same smug look on his face walking out of the cage

by sportquips on Aug 14, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big surprise Amir already looking for the TD

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Ludwig making amir look slow

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate Duane Ludwig’s haircut

Quail Boy

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Amir looks terrified everytime they break

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s hitting with the right hand every time

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Amir is getting picked apart

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

This is domination

Sadollah cannot keep up on the feet.

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by garik16 on Aug 14, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I love me some BANG!, always brings it

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Amir takin a whoopin

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Ludwig looks a lot bigger and stronger

I may be 3 years late to the party(dont watch MTV), but Bully Beatdown is an amazing show and Mayhem is the fucking man.

by warren305 on Aug 14, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Amir getting hit every punch Bang throws pretty much.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Sadollah is a 170 Griffin

Very slow puncher.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

And he pushes them

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

He looks really slow tonight

I may be 3 years late to the party(dont watch MTV), but Bully Beatdown is an amazing show and Mayhem is the fucking man.

by warren305 on Aug 14, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 for the man "Bang"ing Baboo Baby

"Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn't it, in your head. You never meet anybody that thinks they're a bad person."

by JJB73 on Aug 14, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Ludwig wearing that ass out 10-9

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Tune up fight for Amir eh..

Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. - Bruce Lee

by MSEMCEE on Aug 14, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Sadollah might get stopped here

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

sucks to get an ass kicking from a guy who looks like Seth Green

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

He looks like Mark Hamill prior to the bacta tank

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha bacta tank ahh i feel nerdy for even knowing what that is

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 Ludwig

Amir looks soooooo slooooooooow.

by Verklemptomaniac on Aug 14, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope Ludwig's gas tank holds up, he faded hard against awSHIPshack

and much like Mr. Winston, I have a serious sentimental love for Bang.

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Wasn't it the other way around?

Ludwig was the one who got his ass kicked in the 1st round.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

They both gassed something fierce but Ludwig gassed less.

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

GREAT first round, Bang

Though dude doesn’t have the best cardio

But this is how I saw the fight going

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Ludwig

Yes….yes….

Follow me on Twitter or Steve Mazzagatti will say you tapped! @BVandDietPepsi

by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

It looks like Sadollahs fighting underwater.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Beautiful lefts to the body

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Bang

Sadollah in deep shit

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Bang made Amir look stoopid

Not to hard of a feat….10-9 Ludwig

by sportquips on Aug 14, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Same here

I figured he’d be able to get a sub if he couldn’t compete standing. Shitty.

Bitch.

by timetosaygoodbye on Aug 14, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Picked Amir, but would LOVE to see Bang win it

Crane Kick style.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Bad weight cut or just a bad day mentally. Amir looks sluggish

I may be 3 years late to the party(dont watch MTV), but Bully Beatdown is an amazing show and Mayhem is the fucking man.

by warren305 on Aug 14, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

It can happen if Bang tires

because it has happened before

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Upset?

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope he wins too

What goes around Comes around.

by E1GUAPO on Aug 14, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amir went from :D to :) to :|

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

soon :( then 0.o

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure, Amir, keep going for the push kick. It’s working so well.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Ludwig's Ear hurt or seomthing?

Numerous times you can see Ludwig’s right arm go to his ear as if he needs to protect it.

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by garik16 on Aug 14, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Protecting against the high kick, maybe?

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably his reset motion

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bang is a serious standup threat

Put him in there with anyone who has a ground game….mincemeat

by sportquips on Aug 14, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Amir does have a ground game

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who can enforce their ground game

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

all over CB Dollaways ugly mug

twice

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit takedowns though

"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really

Really skilled in Sambo

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very intelligent question

He’s getting outstruck by a Thai champ with a good sprawl.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

i smell a shitty decision coming

"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Nah.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Amir wins a decision, I'm firebombing someone's house.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meaning they say Amir is the winner? or that’s it’s been a shitty fight?

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just let it happen AMir.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

WHY BANG WHY

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is Ludwig shooting?

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by garik16 on Aug 14, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

To secure the round

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

should have just pulled guard. aint doing much here.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Sadollah is getting his ass kicked against an unranked small WW

They’ll have to re-baby Sadollah again.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

or just give up and feed him to prospects

hes 30… this is as good as its getting

"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I thought they were already

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

re-baby Baboo Baby? Inconceivable

"Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn't it, in your head. You never meet anybody that thinks they're a bad person."

by JJB73 on Aug 14, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should've allowed the takedown

His best chance at pulling out a win is off his back at this point

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

20-18 Ludwig

And it’s not even close. Sadollah must finish him to win.

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by garik16 on Aug 14, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

20-18 Ludwig.

Amir needs to stop him

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Bang is slowing down but he still won that round

20-18 Ludwig

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Horrible style matchup for Sadollah if they were trying to baby him.

Take his top strength and pit him against someone who was a 43-7 pro at JUST that style?

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Ludwic, 20-18

Amir getting outclassed on the feet. This is why you keep guys like Ludwig around: as low-level gatekeepers to test specialists to see if they’re good enough.

by Verklemptomaniac on Aug 14, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

20-18

Sadollah’s got nothing standing. Should just jump guard the next time they’re in that clinch.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Amir is proving that he's one of the most overrated fighters in the world.

Amir was a MASSIVE favorite over Ludwig, IIRC.

Like -400 to +300

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit

I may be 3 years late to the party(dont watch MTV), but Bully Beatdown is an amazing show and Mayhem is the fucking man.

by warren305 on Aug 14, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sand dollar needs to come out next round full throttle and not stop until he's gassed or out

Because he ain’t taking him down

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

lol whew

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yessir

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

right here

not a single fight on that card I don’t want to see

"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver

by flyingkneetoface on Aug 14, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

The arena is going to be nuts.

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can you imagine being there

Besides the pickpockets and kidnappings that shit would be sweet

by sportquips on Aug 14, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Chael will be cageside

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know he will, he’d love for some random guy to start shit with him so he can justify all his crazy shit. “they tried to take my wallet” etc

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going.

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

im jealous

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

You cant envy my jealousy

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

yus!

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still mad i'm not going to see it live

A scalper wants to charge me 800 reais (something like 500 dollars) for a shitty seat. Too much money.

:-(

Be careful, my opponents - Junior "Cigano" dos Santos

by Henrique on Aug 14, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

FOTN so far

Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. - Bruce Lee

by MSEMCEE on Aug 14, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope not

Amir doesn’t deserve a bonus for this.

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Pitchf/x enthusiast.

by garik16 on Aug 14, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure if serious...

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ludwig is looking great so far

"Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but it seems to me that when the giant who holds up the Earth dies, we are screwed!"

by AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe on Aug 14, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

sick move by ludwig

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"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I think this tels us a whole lot more about Amir than it does Duane

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn't the Stun Gun fight and the first round of the Baroni fight tell you all you needed to know about Amir?

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much. but this is standard Ludwig here

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Duane is super gassed.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Both are

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wut? That’s not gassed..

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by MSEMCEE on Aug 14, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ludwig's chin is upright.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL Amir winced when Duane got to his feet

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, I saw that too

He was like “Oh God, more?!”

by Cunny on Aug 14, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

ludwigs totally gassed...

looks like hes trying to coast at this point

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Amir is gassed too guys

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Frontkick dazed him, but Sadollah didn't follow up.

Probably couldve followed up with a shot for a takedown

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by garik16 on Aug 14, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Teeps don’t finish fights Amir

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

makin lots of excuses for Amir now

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

didnt sleep on Bang

he is a bad ass…at least when fighting a standup war

by sportquips on Aug 14, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amir’s push kicks are making me furious.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

amir

one of the most underwhelming tuf winners eva

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by Bonedoctor on Aug 14, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Efrain Escudero

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

He beat CB twice. You should thank him for that at least

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

still smell that shiity decision upcoming

its getting stronger

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes the sense is strong

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats why ludwig shoots for a fucking takedown

ridiculous that judging is that bad

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

It’s so sad.

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is cause of all the gas

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

watch it be 29-28 amir , wouldnt surprise me with judges these days

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel a bad decision coming on

And Dana claiming he thought Amir won

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Takedown steals the round!

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Ludwig is trying for the takedown entirely to steal the round.

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by garik16 on Aug 14, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Bang 30-27 clean sweep

0 points for Team BE

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

yea but fuck it

watching amir hopefully get kicked off the main card for good is worth it

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol 0 for me too.

Apparently our picks are damn near identical this time around.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think we're gonna see a split decision

somebody’s gonna see this for Amir.

/they’ll be wrong. but still, it’ll happen.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

don't jinx it

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two dominant rounds by Ludwig

The third was pretty close.

One sided 29-28 decision.

Though the takedown might have thrown it to 30-27

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Standing butt drag FTW!!!!

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by duck on Aug 14, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

30-27 Ludwig

I was very wrong on this.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

smart

30-27

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by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

30-28 Ludwig

Last round was even.

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by garik16 on Aug 14, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

easy winner for Ludwig

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by BoulderDodger on Aug 14, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I will FAST until NOON tomorrow

if Bang doesn’t get this decision.

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That’s dedication.

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by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

29-28 Ludwig

FOTN:

1. Hamman-Dolloway
2. Caraces-Hettes
3. Volkmann-Castillo
4. Benavidez-Wineland
5. Ludwig-Sadollah
6. Herman-Noke
7. Miller-O’Brien
8. Reinhardt-Figueroa
9. Vemola-Markes

SOTN:

1. Herman
2. Hettes
3. Miller

KOTN:

1. Hamman
2. Figueroa

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Herman/Noke was better than this

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was the worst I've seen Amir

He looked terrible

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by warren305 on Aug 14, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

He's just not a good fighter

At least in terms of other UFC fighters.

Amir would be great in, say, King of the Cage.

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

29-28 Ludwig, third was close though

So I think Split decision for Amir is what the judges will see, sadly

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

ANyone else in the DC area?

I’m watching the most ridiculous thunderstorm I’ve ever seen in my life. (Lost the fight twice…)

by SkeezinSteevin on Aug 14, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

i've got it 29-28 Ludwig

thought Sadollah won the last round, but that was about it.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

ladwing took it damm

What goes around Comes around.

by E1GUAPO on Aug 14, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Time to give up on Amir

Wrong side of 30 and he’s now lost decisively to (at the time) 3 unranked fighters.

If they wanted to baby their other friend Hardy, this is the next fight to set up.

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by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

No more Amir in the UFC

at least not on main cards

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

30-27 Ludwig

Any judge that gives this fight to Amir should be shot.
out of a cannon.
into the sun.

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by Tonley on Aug 14, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Any judge that gives a round to Amir

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Load the cannon.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

can't believe that didn't go to KO

such a good fight

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by AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe on Aug 14, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I would be overly suprised for a fluk Amir win here

I may be 3 years late to the party(dont watch MTV), but Bully Beatdown is an amazing show and Mayhem is the fucking man.

by warren305 on Aug 14, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

no fluke

it will be pure robbery if amir win it

What goes around Comes around.

by E1GUAPO on Aug 14, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Demetrious Johnson is a striker?

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Sure

He throws shoulder strikes as he’s wrestling you to death on the ground.

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sadollah just got outwrestled by Duane Ludwig.

Let that sink in for a moment.

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by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Again, the dude is probably the single most overrated fighter in the world

How he was such a heavy favorite against Ludwig is beyond me.

Vegas bookies still don’t know shit about MMA.

I missed out on making a LOT of money on the expense of Amir again. FML. FML. F. M. L.

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would be shocked if Amir won

Shocked. Ludwig dominated the first two rounds.

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

they're calling demetrious johnson a lightning striker?

i actually cant ever remember seeing him stand with anyone

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, 29-28 Across the board, good enough.

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by garik16 on Aug 14, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Perfectly reasonable decision. Go figure.

by Verklemptomaniac on Aug 14, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Good decision. YAY!

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

oh thank god

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice

last round was a tossup. Good job judges.

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by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Last round to Amir…. Not horrible

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by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

lol the round 5 figure

“I won’t sign that it looks nothing like me”

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Duane Ludwig didnt earn that action figure

like Joe Rogan did.

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Much like how Jon Jones won't sign a fake belt

Joe Rogan won’t sign that fake action figure

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by flyingkneetoface on Aug 14, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know i know im awesome

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

well thanks for fucking up my parlay amir

way to not be able to complete a takedown ever.

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Amir sucks.

I doubted Ludwig again even after he whipped Oshipshack. Fool me once, etc.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wrote off Amir's loos to Hendricks

as a shitty stoppage. This was just stupid.

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

This card has been awesome

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

Storming here and my dish cut out.

TO THE INTERWEBS!

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Where is here?

IT happened to me too… twice.

by SkeezinSteevin on Aug 14, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Western PA

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cable FTW

Even if it is Time Warner

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe it will happen now that Dana doesn’t like Duffee.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

At least one of the judges probably gave round 2 to Amir and round 3 to Ludwig. And I’m an expert at predicting judges’ scores.

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by Bolshevik on Aug 14, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Ludwig sounds disturbingly like Matt Hammill.

by Verklemptomaniac on Aug 14, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder if he can do the Joker voice like him

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

rory macdonald vs amir sadollah

i wanna see it

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

You want Amir to get murdered?

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea

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"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why do you hate Amir?

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

cz he fucked up my parlay

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

milk got your back tho

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

HORRIBLE mismatch

I like

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

big step down at this point

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not too opposed actually

Rory is awesome, but I don’t want him rushed into a title shot

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roy Nelson looking svelte

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Here's the mention of Tompkins

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

so sad about Tompkins

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

oh RIO...

CAN’T WAIT!!

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by AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe on Aug 14, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

time for the fights that matter

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by MaZZacare on Aug 14, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

i kinda like the beginning of that commercial with all the shocked faces

perfectly describes what happens when i watch anderson fight

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Twitter bomb Dana to give Ludwig the record?

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

TODDDUFFEE

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

BAAAAAAANG

Insert DDP Photo here

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Stout will cancel his fight against Siver, not going to be easy for him at all..

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Losing his brother and trainer at the same time. That’s fucked up.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hardy training with Big Country now?

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

it showed in the weight cut

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

After his last fight, Nelson joked that he brought in Hardy to improve his wrestling.

by Verklemptomaniac on Aug 14, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has for his last 2

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has been

I think I read that a few months ago in Fighters Only

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone know how Tompkins died?

I know he didn’t wake up or something, but was it something with his brain? I hope he wasn’t in pain.

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by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

also on the card, Minotauro v Schaub

and four guys no one cares about.

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by garik16 on Aug 14, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

lies

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't it Cane's return to the octagon?

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh?

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep, LA Cane fights Nedkov

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by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Aug 14, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

edson barboza is pretty awesome

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAR Aloe Vera!

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Fixed
WAR Aloe Vera C"DB"O!

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

DO BRONXXX!

Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Aug 14, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

edson barboza is gonna absolutely murder pearson

tuf guys are gonna be having a bad month

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

But we all win

when TUF fighter’s lose. Forrest exempted

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Craziness is aboot to go down.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

"The crazy is coming"

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aloe Vera by flying heel hook

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

If this fight is anything but awesome I will be shocked.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

War Charles!

Be careful, my opponents - Junior "Cigano" dos Santos

by Henrique on Aug 14, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

This fight has me very hyped up. I think I’ll be disappointed

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

WAR CERRONE!

"Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but it seems to me that when the giant who holds up the Earth dies, we are screwed!"

by AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe on Aug 14, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

This will be fight of the year.

"He's like Elvis in Korea! They love him there." - Mike Goldberg on Denis Kang

by Bolshevik on Aug 14, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

i actually seeing it be like 25 seconds

"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALOE VERA

"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

C"DB"O!!!!!

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahaha I really hate that name. It destroys the flow of every sentence, even when its the only word in that sentence.

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by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol

your mom destroys the flow of every sentence

/boompowsurprise

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

im wrong

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked the episode that went behind the scenes - did you see that one?

Apparently that dude volunteered to freestyle and said he was sick. That line was a genuine attempt.

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Aug 14, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i sure did

crap

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mom joke fail

weaksauce, bro

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

bad jokes are fun

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

So's your mom

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAR!!!

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALOE

VERA

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

by TitanFan2K on Aug 14, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

WAR ALOE VERA

This is going to be a hell of a fight

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha

I may be 3 years late to the party(dont watch MTV), but Bully Beatdown is an amazing show and Mayhem is the fucking man.

by warren305 on Aug 14, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i see what you did there

PhilipJFry.jpg

Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

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citizenkaneclap.gif

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's the first use of aloe vera...

that I approve of.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm all for the replacement of Aloe Vera as a nickname

but that was solid

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hard to pick

My heart says Oliveira, but my head says Cerrone.

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's go Aloe Vera

Destroy SIR OWNY

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

hope Aloe Vera kicks him in the dick, first thing

nothing like a pre-emptive strike.

mission accomplished?

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Am I the only one who picked Cerrone?

I went from 7-0 to 7-2, and have a feeling I’m about to drop 3 in a row. I’d be cut by UFC standards unless I was British.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Or from TUF.

Be careful, my opponents - Junior "Cigano" dos Santos

by Henrique on Aug 14, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i reluctantly picked him too

My predictions went shockingly downhill from a positive start

by Our Bovine Public on Aug 14, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea i picked aloe vera

i feel like im sucking a fat dick on picks though 2n

whatever we suck anyway and amadeas probably didnt put his picks in anyway

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm for Cerrone

Despite the reputation his hat gets ’round these parts

"Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but it seems to me that when the giant who holds up the Earth dies, we are screwed!"

by AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe on Aug 14, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amir just looked way too tentative

He did a poor job with his footwork and not controlling the distance. Should have leg kicked Bang all day long and avoided clinch range. Bad game planning and execution.

That’s a terrible loss for Amir. :(

by PackMMA on Aug 14, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Amir just didn't look good

Which is what I expected

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

leg kicking Ludwig would have had the same result as Aldo kicking Hominick

nothing.

Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Aug 14, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bang is no joke standing up

He needed to put that fight on the ground.

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by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amir's takedowns are trash

Which is why he couldn’t

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

most of his losses are submittion .

his stand up is legit good

What goes around Comes around.

by E1GUAPO on Aug 14, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love these Cold Stone Steve Austin movie ads

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Hope Aloe wins. He’s got dynamic upside

I may be 3 years late to the party(dont watch MTV), but Bully Beatdown is an amazing show and Mayhem is the fucking man.

by warren305 on Aug 14, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL recd

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why the fuck do people call him Aloe Vera?

"He's like Elvis in Korea! They love him there." - Mike Goldberg on Denis Kang

by Bolshevik on Aug 14, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Say his last name out loud a few times.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean it sounds like the English way of spelling that same word? Or is there a further pun on “Aloe Vera”?

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by Bolshevik on Aug 14, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

No pun

Thats pretty much it

I may be 3 years late to the party(dont watch MTV), but Bully Beatdown is an amazing show and Mayhem is the fucking man.

by warren305 on Aug 14, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

pronounce his last name

is like Paul Harris

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"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

It rhymes with the way americans pronounce his last name

Oliveira = Aloe Vera

Be careful, my opponents - Junior "Cigano" dos Santos

by Henrique on Aug 14, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re actually pronouncing “aloe vera” wrong. You say it “oliveira.”

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by Bolshevik on Aug 14, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

At least with Silva and Okami headlining the next card

No pointless interviews next.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

They can still interview Chael.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colon Flow

Nice, they know what we’re eating

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

1-800-680-9405 if you missed it. Call now!

by rU5H on Aug 14, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

hello speed dial

Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Aug 14, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colon Flow, classy

Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Aug 14, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

it bothers me when they skip the walk outs

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I always feel a little cheated

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuckin yes

"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

There’s Goldie now with the “Aloe Vera” pronunciation

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by CasualMMAFan on Aug 14, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

In all seriousness

Why is Cerrone wearing a cowboy hat?

by Our Bovine Public on Aug 14, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

BeCaUsE heez A c0w80y!

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because he is a cowboy and stuff

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's not a cowboy hat ...

it’s the turd plug that was left after he pulled his head out of his ass.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

because he's a d-bag

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oliveira looks like he's 10 pounds lighter than Cerrone

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by garik16 on Aug 14, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

He cuts no weight

Be careful, my opponents - Junior "Cigano" dos Santos

by Henrique on Aug 14, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not very smart in this game.

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by garik16 on Aug 14, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

buffer with thr Olly Vera

Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Aug 14, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

the*

Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Aug 14, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way better pronunciation than

Aloe Vera

Be careful, my opponents - Junior "Cigano" dos Santos

by Henrique on Aug 14, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

CHandella is "stunning"?

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Stunning in that I am stunned that she is a ring girl.

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ever been kicked by a horse?

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

does aloe vera speak english yet?

he stills owns the greatest post fight interview ever

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"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Right on cue!

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

ROFL

Nicely timed.

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by garik16 on Aug 14, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Green this

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha!

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you from the future!?

Tell me your secrets wizard!

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by flyingkneetoface on Aug 14, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look guys

Derek has a second account.

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

DICK KICK ALREADY!

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

And so it begins…

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

called it

Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Aug 14, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

and theres the dick kick

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"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

And there Cerrone does his thing to someone's junk

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Shocking.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahaha quicker than I expected.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

God Cerone is a cheap bastard

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

He should get docked a point immediately based on his history

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i completely agree

docked a point the first time, DQ’d the second time.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh....barely.

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by garik16 on Aug 14, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG we get it Joe.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Oliveira now dick kicked twice in 4 UFC fights

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

nothing but dick kicks

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

All Balls Brawl?

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the first one

Along with Diamond MMA, Joe’s company

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

He must own part of the company

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't want diamond anything near my junk

especially dustin

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Russell Mora reffed

Oliveira would’ve been KOed

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

MARES vs. CERRONE!

WAR CROTCHSTRIKES! BUDGET CASTRATION!

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

cerrone does not wanna go the ground here

this guys gonna stand the whole time

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"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

that's one

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Has he ever not kicked an opponent in the nuts?

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by eastcoastatlas on Aug 14, 2011 9:52 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Fuck you Cerrone

Illegal knee to the head, Charles, please.

Be careful, my opponents - Junior "Cigano" dos Santos

by Henrique on Aug 14, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Dayum

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

well fuck a bunch of that shit

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, guess Oliveira's no longer a prospect

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by garik16 on Aug 14, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

hes 21 years old and his only losses are to Jim Miller and donald cerrone lol

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Donald Cerrone is not a great loss.

Though i did forget about Oliveira’s age.

Still, he’d be a legit prospect at 145, not 155. too small.

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by garik16 on Aug 14, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Donald Cerrone is not a great loss.

Why’s that again?

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Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nevermind

I’ll save you some time. I don’t care.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

OK

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck.....

"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Cerrone was like twice the size of him.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

GOD DAMN IT

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

oh yeah!!

"Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but it seems to me that when the giant who holds up the Earth dies, we are screwed!"

by AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe on Aug 14, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Goddamnit.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh shit, he actually TKO’d someone. That’s literally the first time.

by crazybones on Aug 14, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

jesus

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Called it idiots

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Cerrone's FIRST strike stoppage/TKO

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice

Cerrone went beast mode in the end

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Time to drop to 145, Charles

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

yup

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCCKCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Head conductor of the Charles Oliveira hype train.

by Stiff Jab on Aug 14, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess cheaters never propser

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

But Cerrone won

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I screwed up my snark

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

make that always

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet.

I take your dick kicks and I raise them a body shot (not the fun kind)

by Jessica Rabbit on Aug 14, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Who the hell thought this was going to be competitive?

Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. - Bruce Lee

by MSEMCEE on Aug 14, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, I don't know

THE ENTIRE MMA WORLD

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pardon us Ms. Cleo

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

is he incarcerated?

did he play high school football?

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. - Bruce Lee

by MSEMCEE on Aug 14, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

YUS!!!!

"eat a dick." - Chris Barton

Tweet!

by Robert Cowan on Aug 14, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Whew

Almost bet on Aloe

I may be 3 years late to the party(dont watch MTV), but Bully Beatdown is an amazing show and Mayhem is the fucking man.

by warren305 on Aug 14, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Wtf with Oli's defense

it was stand and cover in every exchange

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Were you involved in that discussion earlier on his standing defense?

That’s what I was talking about.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought you meant

He leaves holes when he throws, not that he just ducks and covers.

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

ARGHHHhhsh=hks.kf nooooo

humbled

Head conductor of the Charles Oliveira hype train.

by Stiff Jab on Aug 14, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the artist formerly known as amadeus

'I don't make my living by making my living. My time is so important that I can't compromise my taste- or my idea of what's right- simply to match someone else's view of what's a good, calculated move"- Robert Plant

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

cerrones having a nice run so far

pretty impressive

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"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

What did I miss? just got back from calling the colon cleanser people from the infomercial

by rU5H on Aug 14, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Apparently pooping.

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Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Solar plexus shots are all the rage in MMA

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I have never seen the Diamond MMA shorts

But they sound like sliding pants from baseball. Anyone wear those back in the day? Think boxer-briefs with padding on the thighs, but a spot to put a cup as well. You wear them under your baseball pants.

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Aug 14, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

i know thems very well

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

WEC NEVER DIE

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

goog luck to anyone who tries to pry Subo’s dick out of his own hand

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

I would never

try to stop a love like that

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sure he will have an article up later about how awesome his picks are, how right he was about everything, and that Cerrone will be LW champion.

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

The worst thing about this is that somewher Subo is happy.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Any time Subo is happy, I am a sad panda

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

He'll be so torn when Cerrone fights Maynard.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be rooting for a bad wrestlefucking by Maynard

for the first/last time in my life.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a really pretty body shot.

by Verklemptomaniac on Aug 14, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

THAT WAS AWESOME!!!

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

fucking a, that ruined my night.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

The Cerrone hate here makes me happy

cause he’s great

"Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but it seems to me that when the giant who holds up the Earth dies, we are screwed!"

by AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe on Aug 14, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

i like both guys

bittersweet moment

"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cerrone vs. Barboza/Pearson winner.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

No he's not.

He’s above Charles Oliveira.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

He said defrent

Which is like a notch down from defrost.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

MOFO indeed

What goes around Comes around.

by E1GUAPO on Aug 14, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Knew I shoulda put the money on Cerrone

That was thoroughly disappointing. WAR WEC.

Also, since when do kicks that land on top of the thigh count as groin shots?

No.

by Ked on Aug 14, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a clear groin shot.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

clear as mud

the Shot in the bantemweight Boxing fight last night that shit was cleat

by sportquips on Aug 14, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

the top part of his foot hit him right in the knob

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am 0 for the main card

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

High five

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep me too

"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

cerrone vs dennis siver

"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I like it

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll watch the hell outta that fight

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah Siver is supposed to fight Stout at 137, but he’d make a good replacement, since I can’t see Stout fighting in October.

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never get the Cerrone hate on here. He’s always in exciting fights. We pay attention to fighters because they fight. Who cares if they come across as douches outside the cage.

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I do, fuck you for telling me what to care about.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm telling.

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Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it’s cause he went out with Brittany Palmer

by rU5H on Aug 14, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was a big bendo fan in the WEC

had to root against cerrone

"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love watching Bendo fight too, despite his Jesus crap.

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you dont listen to it it makes everything better

that fucking tattoo though…..

"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

That tattoo only bugs me...

Because I’ve seen 20 women with it at least, and zero men. How does a male cage fighter get such a feminine tattoo?

AKA zakkree. Twitter.
Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no problem ignoring his post fight interviews

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I don't hate Cowboy, I just prefer Oliveira.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

he wears a TapouT cowboy hat.

That’s being a douche IN the cage.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Name the last fight he didn't hit a guy in the dick.

Oh, and he wanted a death in the cage and called Varner a faggot. And then canceled a regional main event for getting in a street fight. And he’s been popped for illegal substances before.

I don’t like Cerrone. Done.

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

And he broke Brittany Palmer's heart.

that’s grounds for exile.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who has more groin shots Cerrone or Congo?

I am free because I choose to be so-Me

by Kefka on Aug 14, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forgot he called Varner a faggot.

That’s good enough reason for someone to dislike him I suppose, I just don’t care about personalities, otherwise I’d have to dislike Jon Jones and he’s really fun to watch.

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Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like a lot of cocky fighters that other people hate

Still can’t stand Cerone though. I blame two things: 1) Subo and 2) that ridiculous hat.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

That hat is ridiculous.

Plus he’s best friends with Garcia supposedly, so I somehow blame him for Garcia’s undeserved success.

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Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because of the fence grabbing and numerous groin shots.

I am free because I choose to be so-Me

by Kefka on Aug 14, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i care ... this guy is a first-class jerk outside the cage, plus

his offense is based around early (and usually, often) kicks to the groin.

i only hope the guy gets what he deserves one day.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

BUT: I think he is very talented. He is not near the top yet, but he is close. I bet he could beat a lot of guys at 155.

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Aug 14, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

That win was exactly what I needed to see

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

So much for pillow fisted Cerrone

as mentioned near the top of the thread.

Go Orange(men)!

by SUmonkey on Aug 14, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

that was me, actually

and it was the knee that really did the most damage.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry

you were not the only one doubting Cerrone’s striking.

Go Orange(men)!

by SUmonkey on Aug 14, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time to slow down on Oliveira? Jim Miller and Cerrone are rough fights for any 21 year old. and now hes 2-2-1 in the ufc.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

slow down as in, stop throwing him really good experienced fighters.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oliveira's takedown attempts were awful

He needs to drop a weight class.

Oliveira vs. MTB?

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats a good win for him if he can make the cut.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now we get to listen to him be all smug and talk about how great he is.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

And we have to look at that fucking hat

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank God I don't have to hear Kid Rock

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cerrone is badass

Great finish. Shame for Do Bronx though. He didn’t look good this time around.

by Cunny on Aug 14, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

C"DB"O

looked like he was crying or stoned. possibly both

"Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn't it, in your head. You never meet anybody that thinks they're a bad person."

by JJB73 on Aug 14, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

So Oliveira has 2 losses and 1 NC in a row now.. What to do with him?

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

145

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Take him down a notch. Fight a newcomer, then someone like Lauzon

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pettis.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

would be a great fight but doesnt make sense to match two prospects

by Our Bovine Public on Aug 14, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

this is mma

where prospects fight each other instead of padding records.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me likah

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

When Cerrone starts fast, he is very good.

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Slows down the other dude with an early groin shot, great strategy.

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by Kefka on Aug 14, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

“i have a a lot of mental things”

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by BoulderDodger on Aug 14, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright, let’s give Lentz his rematch now.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

This fight probably doesn’t mean much for the future of handcream. Other than maybe that he’s in the wrong weight class.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Cerrone

is quite good.

11-11-11

by KGW on Aug 14, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Cowboy sounds like Boombower from King of the HIll.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Boomhauer.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Based on the last episode of King of the Hill.

Boomhauer is way more badass than Cerrone

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Immigrants probably have a really hard time understanding “Cowboy.”

"He's like Elvis in Korea! They love him there." - Mike Goldberg on Denis Kang

by Bolshevik on Aug 14, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Miller gets no mention on the top MMA facial hair rankings?

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Ian McCall #1

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Typical Cerrone interview

“Yeah I got him with a hit and ahehewaaweahheas swarmed on him and I saw his eyes ahhehaawaafaaa so that I aaaeerhhhawaaaaa and that was about it”

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by flyingkneetoface on Aug 14, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

it was exactly like his other interviews

except for the part where he talks about finishing a fight via tko.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't wait to see Ben get destroyed by Miller

"Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but it seems to me that when the giant who holds up the Earth dies, we are screwed!"

by AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe on Aug 14, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Still selling the Hardy KO artist angle?

sigh

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by Tonley on Aug 14, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

What else can they sell?

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

hes really good at sounding english?

"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's

like MMA’s Carlos Mencia

"Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn't it, in your head. You never meet anybody that thinks they're a bad person."

by JJB73 on Aug 14, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hardy isn’t that bad.

Bisping is MMA’s Mencia

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marcus Davis takes that title, easily.

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

What does the UFC do if Miller loses?

Get Melendez to the UFC asap?

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

frankie vs bendo

fuck i’d watch that

"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

That and Clay Guida and Melvin Guillard.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guida gets next I guess

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

still have guida

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by MaZZacare on Aug 14, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melendez

is scheduled to fight Masvidal but I’m sure they could move him over if they really wanted to

"Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn't it, in your head. You never meet anybody that thinks they're a bad person."

by JJB73 on Aug 14, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Breaking Bad

I may be 3 years late to the party(dont watch MTV), but Bully Beatdown is an amazing show and Mayhem is the fucking man.

by warren305 on Aug 14, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

rawrr dont spoil it going to watch it after this

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

War Bendo.

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

ALRIGHT, Dish is back!

I really like Bendo, but he’s standing on the tracks and a train is coming through.

/Rube Baker’d

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

WAR JIM FN'ing MILLER

I always have and always will cheer for the MILLER BROTHERS!!!!!!!!! WAR MILLER!!!!!!

by sportquips on Aug 14, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

bouncy… bouncy…

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

was on the fence about who to root for

WAR WEC

"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish they would quit blueballing me with UFC RIO because I am gonna need an ice pack

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

fraid i don't get it

Mel Gibson shot the movie Apocalypto on location at the center of my taint.
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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a good promo

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah it’d be nice if they changed the intro to the PPV depending on the country, i’d rather them just show the beaches of Rio than see that gladiator shit again.

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please don’t have a satellite interview. I BEG OF YOU.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Remember, it’s “live”

Only live interviews can product quality lines as “that’s what she said”

by rU5H on Aug 14, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s coming

"He's like Elvis in Korea! They love him there." - Mike Goldberg on Denis Kang

by Bolshevik on Aug 14, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like Miller and Bendo

so i’m just gonna sit back and be entertained.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

okami is gonna get killed

"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe

He’s got solid wrestling, yes? Might be able to make it a fight.

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Aug 14, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

despite his big “TD weakness” Silva does pretty well. And Okami’s wrestling isn’t on Chael’s level.

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

IDK

Silva’s takedown D has always been his weakness. I can see Okami doing exactly what Chael did.

Bitch.

by timetosaygoodbye on Aug 14, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okami is not the wrestler Chael is.

Silva was destroying him in the 1st fight before the DQ. Don’t see this one going much different.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okami has a swagger I enjoy. Very un-Japanese.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Okami, the best japanese fighter????

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Can't stand Bendo the way most people here hate on Cerrone.

But i can’t defend it.

"Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but it seems to me that when the giant who holds up the Earth dies, we are screwed!"

by AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe on Aug 14, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

the jesus talk and tattoos

i love the guy but theres plenty of reason to hate him

"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't really get all the hate for the Jesus talk

It’s not my thing, but it literally has no effect on me

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Calling out to a super pacifist during blood sport, for one

"Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but it seems to me that when the giant who holds up the Earth dies, we are screwed!"

by AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe on Aug 14, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I honestly thought the main event was Miller vs. Henderson for a while

That’s how excited I am for this fight I guess

"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver

by flyingkneetoface on Aug 14, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Okami has like 3 highlights in his UFC career

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Chael is going to dance around the cage like he won if Okami pulls it off.

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ed Soares will do the same if Anderson wins.

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-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAR MILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

i would love to see Nog pull out some magic in Rio

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

That’d be like Tito vs . Bader x100000

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAR GINGERBEARD MAN!

Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Aug 14, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

millers beard is so damn cool

"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I miss the Joe – Dana spit-and-shoutfests. I get sentimental that way. Don’t mind me.

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Most underrated fighter in the world: Jim Miller.

Agree or disagree.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

tough to say.

Who has he beat that was ranked ahead of him?

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jon Fitch imo

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha :) funny you .

What goes around Comes around.

by E1GUAPO on Aug 14, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would obviously agree with this.

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Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

I refuse to let you take this thread over with that Fitch shit.

War Penn

I love dudes... - MostDiabolicalHater

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree, other than Melvin Guillard, that is.

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

win lose or draw

yes. guy shows up to fight and to fight hard

Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Aug 14, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Until I recently saw some more people join the bandwagon here

I would have said Melvin. I’ve been riding his jock for a while.

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Aug 14, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

See above. I been aboard the Melvin train for a long time.

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

disagree

hes good, but im not sure hes a legitamate elite lw, hes been beating alot of decent to good guys but noone great

"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Minowaman

SUPER HLUK champ gets no respect

"Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn't it, in your head. You never meet anybody that thinks they're a bad person."

by JJB73 on Aug 14, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Disagree

Gray Maynard…

Dude is 1-01 against the #1 ranked LW in the world, and has never lost.

Plus people refuse to acknowledge his vastly improved standup skills.

by Fedorable on Aug 14, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Shalarous still in the UFC?

Not interested in seeing him fight at all.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Hasn't been cut yet

No fight scheduled

"EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING"
- Bob Cole

by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea i pretty much agree with that entirely

"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim Miller rocking the Ming the Merciless pointy beard. Awesome.

by Verklemptomaniac on Aug 14, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Flash!

Aaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaah

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a miracle!

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha great reference

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm rooting for Bendo so hard

"EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING"
- Bob Cole

by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

How hard?

Use detailed descriptive words.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you have candles lit?

lotion out?

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can I get an Amen?!?!?!

crickets——

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I

think that might be fagan’s fav moment in UFC history

"Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn't it, in your head. You never meet anybody that thinks they're a bad person."

by JJB73 on Aug 14, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I might be taking Bendo here

Just throwin’ that out there.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I have Bendo too. I’m banking on his wrestling.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

And quickness

Miller is the more technical striker, but Bendo is quick as shit.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, welcome aboard the Bendo Train.

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bad timing

Considering the shorty incoming wreck. No survivors, i heard. Twas a shame.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same here

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by MSEMCEE on Aug 14, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

If this were a non-title five rounder

Bendo would be the worst bet in the world.

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

But, but...

he’s a cyclist!

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ben Askren is on the bandwagon now too

Benaskren: Got @Smootheone in this

"EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING"
- Bob Cole

by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

A lot of people picked Aloe Vera aganst Jim Miler, and he proved them wrong badly. I’m not picking against him until he loses. Plus he comes out to CCR!

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Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.

by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I demand to see Miller twirl his mustache in the ring.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Jim Miller will win this fight by being Jim Fucking Miller!

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Heart says Miller, head... Maybe Bendo

Miller deserves his shot first. Bendo will get his.

by Cunny on Aug 14, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

If the UFC really wants this next Versus card to get great ratings

They need to do a Countdown to UFC on Versus 6.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I've been watching since 5:45

but it seems like this event is ending way too quickly.

by SkeezinSteevin on Aug 14, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon Jim

GET YOUR SHITLE TOT!

Follow me on Twitter or Steve Mazzagatti will say you tapped! @BVandDietPepsi

by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

UFC 134 is going to be depressing

Nog is going to get knocked out, Shogun is going to get tko’d after gassing from old man knees/size of griffin, and I love Anderson Silva so ill be happy when he wins but I like Okami a lot too!

Throw in Dan Miller screamin in pain as Paul Harris rips his leg off and you got one sad night.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

FOTN on the way

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Only Sabu can point to the sky dammit

http://www.programwitch.com/images/sabu.jpg

ONLY SABU!!!!!1

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

IT’S SABU, SABU, SABU!!!!!!!

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

SUICIDAL! GENOCIDAL! HOMICIDAL!!!

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Aug 14, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sabu is Botchamania!

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by Rod Mapada on Aug 14, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking an RNC that Bendo won’t get out of

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

BAD MOON RISING! CCR!!

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit, Miller’s only 27.

Follow me on Twitter or Steve Mazzagatti will say you tapped! @BVandDietPepsi

by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

he’s had a beard since he was 10.

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

The fact they went to an ad break and didn’t let me get to hear bad moon rising is almost criminal.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I love how under their name they now put the fighter's twitter name

because my first thought after seeing a fighter walk out is, “…how do I follow them on twitter…?”

"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver

by flyingkneetoface on Aug 14, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

It's because of that competition they have within the company, I imagine.

Makes it a little more fair so that everyone televised gets an opportunity to get their name out there.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Expect Jesus, bro.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

SHITLE TOT, I SAY!

Follow me on Twitter or Steve Mazzagatti will say you tapped! @BVandDietPepsi

by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Bendo fights on Jesus Power.

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

there must a light fixture up there that Bendo is concerned about

"Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but it seems to me that when the giant who holds up the Earth dies, we are screwed!"

by AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe on Aug 14, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I am so happy this fight is going to happen now

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

War Jersey!

wheres roth?

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by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Aug 14, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

WAR BENDO

…I guess.

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by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

This card has been fantastic

Looking forward to this fight.

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by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

i like Bendo

but i love Jim Miller to creepy creepy levels

by Our Bovine Public on Aug 14, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Miller looking more ripped then usual?

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by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

New Jersey does that to folks

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bendo punches like a cobra

Cracks me up

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Henderson has gigantic legs

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by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

GSP’s tree trunks beg to differ

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by Rod Mapada on Aug 14, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are they really both natural southpaws?

I didn’t realize Bendo was a lefty.

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by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

HA HA

WHAT?!?!

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by flyingkneetoface on Aug 14, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

holy shit.....

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh damn

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by Tonley on Aug 14, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

wtf

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by Killuminati on Aug 14, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

standing arm triangle?!?!?!

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

FT....loss of position.....

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was hoping he’d ride out the last 3 mins of the round in a standing arm triangle

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

That would have been SOTY instantly

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by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

holy shit

god, i love these two guys

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL Henderson looked hilarious

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by BoulderDodger on Aug 14, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

NICE

let’s go bendo!

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Just ripped Miller to his feet

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

bendos the stronger fighter here

might outmuscle miller the whole time

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

That was not Mission Control

That was an attempt at a push-pull triangle. Just like Bravo caught Royler with.

Quit identifying stuff as 10th planet.

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Aug 14, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

o shit

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by Killuminati on Aug 14, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't believe people still try to guillotine Bendo.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

This is a hell of a fight

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by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

this whole card has been quite awesome

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 Bendo

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

this is a pretty tough round to judge but id say probably 10-9 bendo

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Bendo, surprisingly.

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

10-10

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There it is

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha - your consistency is admirable.

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by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Much appreciated :)

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

great round. don’t ask me to score it.

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by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Great round!!!

10-9 Bendo

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

bendo is landing some bombs

10-9

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

THIS is what FOTN looks like

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Bendo. But it was pretty close.

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by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Bendo 10 - 9.75

.....

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by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Bendo landed the gnp so I guess 10-9 him.
 
Close though and Miller had some nice sub attempts but nothing close.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

awesome round. I don’t think I took a breathe for 4 minutes.

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by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Bendo squeaks ahead in that one

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

got a little dirty with that elbow to the back of the head

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by Killuminati on Aug 14, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

This is an interesting round to score.

Bendo may have sealed it in the last 30 though.

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by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Bendo is a submission survivalist

dammit!

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by AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe on Aug 14, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously, that guy is Gumby

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by CasualMMAFan on Aug 14, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's Ben Houdini

.....

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by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

What a round

10-9 Bendo

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by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

wow. What a great night of fights.

 I hope the UFC on Versus 6 card is this exciting…

by SkeezinSteevin on Aug 14, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

10-10 in my book

What goes around Comes around.

by E1GUAPO on Aug 14, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Nobody scored it for Miller?

He had two subs DEEP. I dunno. Close, but still.

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by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I scored it narrow Miller or 10-10.

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm rooting for Bendo

but if you put a gun to my head I probably score that round for Miller, or 10-10

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by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, 10-10 may be the answer.

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by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was leaning towards Miller personally. Good GP and the end though muddled things.

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by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

“good GnP at the end”******

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by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t consider those deep. Its not like Bendo was in “OH SHIT” moment where he was in big trouble. He was fine.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Henderson looks good

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by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

This being a 3 round fight is a crime.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

WEC NEVER DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

WE NEED SHIRTS DANA!!!

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by Tonley on Aug 14, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

bendos stronger and faster

millers got better technique..

god damn this is awesome

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

What the fuck is mission control

by Fedorable on Aug 14, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Go BENDO!

Miller is bleeding now :)

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Ben is just manhandling him

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

blood

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Bendo really doing a nice job of positional control and takedowns

but Miller is SO good and so dangerous, i feel like he’s gonna pull it out.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Henderson doing work now

Miller is still trying for the leg lock….might have it

by The Art Of War on Aug 14, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

BENDO!!!!

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by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

unbelievable

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by BoulderDodger on Aug 14, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

wow. thought that knee was it.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Bendo is awesome. So is Miller. good fight!

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously, I don’t know how he got away from that!

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus Bendo is just a beast

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by MSEMCEE on Aug 14, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

This shit is epic

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by Killuminati on Aug 14, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

you cannot sub this guy

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

damit

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

A bit shocked at how well Bendo is doing right now.

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Bendo is unsubbable

its ridiculous. He has to have double-jointed everything

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wow. wow. wow.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Miller trying everything in the book

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by BoulderDodger on Aug 14, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

this is AWESOME

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

he is beating the diddlyfuck out of Miller

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow dominating round for Henderson so far

went for a heel hook then got smashed in the face by HEnderson

by The Art Of War on Aug 14, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

THIS. IS. AMAZING!

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by CasualMMAFan on Aug 14, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone make it green

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Done 3 times over :D

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by CasualMMAFan on Aug 14, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

A COMPLETE SLOBBERKNOCKER, AN ALL OUT DONNYBROOK

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

i feel bad for Miller. seeing a title shot go up in smoke.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

lol @ everyone who said Jim Miller was an easy pick going in.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Plenty of folks.

PUT A BILLION ON JIMILLER

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by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

A lot of people

thought he was an easy pick

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guida vs. Henderson for #1 contender

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by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

yep

this this this

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t know who to cheer for. ;_;

No.

by Ked on Aug 14, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brought to you by Pantene Pro V

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’ll take Guida.

You know, honestly i think Jim miller got a littler overrated here. I went with it because i’m a fan, but his best win in this streak was what, Bocek? And you can make the argument Bocek won that fight.

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by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miller needs a finish.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

So impressed with Bendo

Also, the easiest bet I ever made :)

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

JESUS

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

20-18 BENDO

WEC NEVER DIE!!!

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by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Bendo’s coming out party. He looks fucking great.

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by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

He's never looked this good

and he’s in against his toughest competition by far. Just awesome.

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by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miller needs to stop blocking punches with his face

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by AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe on Aug 14, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Good god this is awesome

20-19 Bendo

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by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

so depending on how they scored round 1

Miller pretty much needs a huge round or a finish to win this

by The Art Of War on Aug 14, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

And lol @ Jim Miller saying that Pettis lost to Guida because WEC LWs suck.

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by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

i thought he said it was because he couldnt wrestle

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ben Henderson has improved a shitload in his past two fights.

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

20-18 Henderson. If Miller gets on top though this can still get very interesting.

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by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Bendo 20-17

.....

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by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

what? nah

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm a big fan of Bendo, but i NEVER thought this would happen.

FOTN or FOTY?

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

20-18 Bendo

Fantastic sub defense by Bendo.

by Verklemptomaniac on Aug 14, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Jim….FUCKING KILL!

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

How the fuck did Bendo lose to Petis

Clearly his wrestling seems pretty top notch…and Pettis’s seems…non existant?

by Fedorable on Aug 14, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Bendo train rollin' like a muthafucka now....

.....

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by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m never riding a hype train again.

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by Bolshevik on Aug 14, 2011 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

we need 5 rounds

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

THIS GODDAMMIT.

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by Tonley on Aug 14, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

not what the judges will say

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

just saying

doesn’t matter Henderson dominating this round

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Can't believe Miller didn't pounce

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

He might finish this

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by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Rogan is fucking god-awful tonight.

“HE’S GOT IT DEEP!”

“He’s in big trouble here!”

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Are we in big trouble too? I feel like everyone is in big trouble, all of the time.

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Miller can't handle Bendo's wrestling

its a good thing if he doesn’t have to face Frankie or Gray.

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by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

wow submitting jim miller would be huge

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Let’s just take the 3 rounds that was going to go Lytle vs. Hardy, cancel that fight, and add it to Miller vs. Henderson!

UFC’s first 6 round fight

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by flyingkneetoface on Aug 14, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

This is the Main Event

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shitnuggets!

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

bendos a freak

this is why the WEC merger was good

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Shizzurts

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

bendo vs guillard

right the fuck now

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK JOE LAUZON

WE WANT THE BEST FIGHT EVER

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've never seen Bendo like this. this is amazing.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought he looked great against Bocek

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's what made me think he could pull the upset

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bocek fight?

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

absolutely phenomenal performance by Ben Henderson

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

bendos cardio is amazing looks like he is in the first roudn still

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Bendo has Guida-esque cardio.

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bendo vs Guida or Guillard after this for title shot.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Bendo-Melvin

would make me cry from happiness

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by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

honestly, I just realized

For all the hype around Miller, who has he actually beaten that is elite or close to elite?

Vote Quimby

by mason_beer on Aug 14, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Just like you said Bendo was

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not you personally, BE in general

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bendo better take a HUGE rankings jump

He looks like a monster

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

All lightweights should fight like this

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

If the main event starts to suck, I’m rewinding and watching this fight again.

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by Tim Bernier on Aug 14, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

There goes my parlay.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

FOTN for sure, I don’t even need to see the main event

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by flyingkneetoface on Aug 14, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YEA BEN HENDERSON

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

lol, Bonner looking spiffy cage side

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"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Miller's eyes...

are they both swollen shut?

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Aug 14, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

pettis must want no part of that rematch

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Jim, what the fuck man?

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Geesh, he’s a mad man!

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT. A. FIGHT.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought Miller was going to go for a cheap shot there

Dude looked furious

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Fantastic card so far

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Big night for the WEC

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Ben Henderson is unsubmittable

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

"Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but it seems to me that when the giant who holds up the Earth dies, we are screwed!"

by AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe on Aug 14, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

For sure

The only time I was really worried for him was the kneebar. And he said

Fuck it, I don’t need knees!

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

And suddenly the question must be asked

who has Miller really beaten?

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by justsomehawkeyefan on Aug 14, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH BENDO

"EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING"
- Bob Cole

by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

30-26 FOTN

/

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck. Here comes another Jesus rant.

Congrats to Henderson though. He deserves it.

by pud333 on Aug 14, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Gotta get me some of that Jesus

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

It seemed like a pretty one sided beatdown to me

by Fedorable on Aug 14, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

First round was very close

and Miller is such a game fighter.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

WEC NEVER DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Out in the streets

THEY CALL IT MURRRRRDER

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Murrrrrrrrder....

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

holla holla

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

FOTN has just been decided

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

FOTN

You go ahead Bendo. Talk about Jesus all you want if you’re gonna fight like that.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

The thing is this shouldn't be that shocking.

Look at Miller/Bocek and Bendo/Bocek and tell me this is a stunning outcome. Miller’s streak over mid level competition made him seem better than he was.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

That's why I said shouldn't be.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was.

…but at Bodog, not nere. $$v

No.

by Ked on Aug 14, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great fight. Henderson is getting his beast on.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

FOTY contender.

If it was 5 rounds it might have been a lock.

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by Tim Bernier on Aug 14, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

why?

Outside of the 1st, it was a one-sided beating.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

BENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

LETS MUTHURFUKERS!

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by CasualMMAFan on Aug 14, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a seriously incredible fight

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by Austin Martin on Aug 14, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Welcome aboard the Bendo Train

Don’t be shy. We’ll make room for you.

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I jumped on just before the fight

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow ...

What goes around Comes around.

by E1GUAPO on Aug 14, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

both of my bets came crashing down around my ears.

some big shakeups in the rankings coming out of this night so far

Mel Gibson shot the movie Apocalypto on location at the center of my taint.
-Fake Emcee

by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

way to go Bendo.

Both guys classy after the bell.

LOVED this fight for Bendo, but i do feel bad for Miller. he’s been nothing but a company man, and he gets the shaft for taking a dangerous fight.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

2 MORE ROUNDS, 2 MORE ROUNDS!!

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

BENDO VS GUILLARD

"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck yeah

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

War both guys. Love 'em both.

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guida gets beat

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

bring it the fuck on

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

fantastic work by Henderson.

"Brock's approach to the trash talking was more primal. He was going to revenge fuck Frank Mir's corpse until his ghost had a baby." - Seanbaby

by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Can't believe anyone doubts Bendo.

He’s an animal.

.....

Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.

by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Gonna be a lot of interesting articles this week, so many awesome fights tonight.

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Such a stupid game plan by Miller

He should have been going after Bendo standing up most of the fight rather than blowing his load on subs on a dude with a higher pain tolerance than anyone I have ever seen in MMA.

I love Miller. The Miller guys are my boys (Jersey pride, baby).

I also love Bendo.

But man alive. What was Miller thinking?

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

He got taken down, you can’t winn striking on your back

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was OK with staying on the ground the entire fight. Only in the third did he really try to get up

He straight up gassed himself out going after all those subs and leaving himself exposed.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude

Miller had nothing for Bendo. Nothing.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

He dropped him in the third

Should have been standing with him the entire fight, rather than being OK staying on the ground with him and going for sub after sub.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

he got outwrestled.

You can’t stay on the feet if you can’t stop the takedown.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

He also chose to stay on the ground and go for subs rather than try to scramble and stand.

He actively chose to stay on the ground in the first two rounds. It was not a good game plan.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, like

he should have “stood up”. Easy.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who the fuck ever said it was easy?

He was not even making an attempt to. He was holding onto sub attempts on Bendo. I mean, were you guys watching the same fight as I was? Miller was content with staying on the ground with Bendo and eating big shots trying to submit him. It was a poor strategy which not only tired him out but also got him beaten up.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow dude. Calm down.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty calm, actually.

I have no idea how I view this so differently than other people. Everyone I’m watching with is saying the same thing I am, too. Usually I am in agreement with BE, but not this time.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never picked a side on the stance.

You just seemed really worked up. I think Hendo’s just the better wrestler. But I expected Miller to do more to try to put himself in a position to win.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Winston's smug response annoyed me.

Nothing more, nothing less.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

As did all your baseless accusations

that Miller ignored some option that was available, when Bendo took every option away.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw Bendo going crossface every time Miller shrimped

I saw Bendo improving position every time Miller tried to transition out of a sub or even start to get up. The credit goes to Bendo for keeping Miller down.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. I went hunting. For bears. With a knife. " - Aleksander Emelianenko

by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your insistence that it was Miller's "decision"

means you feel he ignored the option to stand up. Since you’re crapping yourself and need it spelled out, Miller “was unable” to stand up.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miller was not even trying to stand up.

Which is my point. Miller was going for sub after sub. Miller clearly came into this fight thinking he’d tool Bendo on the ground and was content to try and play around down there.

It was a terrible decision which saw him tired as shit and beaten up after the first round.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why don't you try explaining how "he wasn't even trying"?

That would help. Again, he tried to do everything to get Bendo off him, he couldn’t. It wasn’t his choice.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I completely disagree.

I think “he tried to do everything to get Bendo” to submit. Not to get off of him. He only started getting antsy on the ground in the late second round when he realized he wasn’t going to be tapping Bendo at all.

Again, he was pretty content going for subs and eating some big shots to try and secure them.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't know what to tell you

Normally I’d say “go watch the fight” but it just happened.

Yes, he attempted nonstop subs, but those have the capability of both finishing the fight, leading to a better position or enabling an escape.

Also, when the sub wasn’t there he tried to scramble free but Bendo was all over him.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll agree to disagree here

I never saw any real attempt to escape from Miller more than a few times in the first and second rounds. In the third round, sure. He did not want to be down there at all.

Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature. - Albert Camus

by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's fine

I apologize for the smart ass comment, but I hate it when one fighter turns in an unreal performance and the loser gets unfairly criticized.

"Consume, take in, plunging, plumbing; instruments prying, aliens inside me; tooling the machine, intoxicating, feel it unfolding, riddles in me
Who do you bow down to you? Does your God come in a capsule or on a plate?"

by Dallas Winston on Aug 14, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're both right to an extent in my opinion.

Henderson was the better wrestler, but when Miller couldn’t get out from underneath him easily, he seemed too content to rely on submissions; even though the past has shown that Henderson is basically unsubmittable. Yes. That’s a word now.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's really the point I am trying to make.

Henderson clearly outwrestled him, but Miller was way, way too comfortable on the ground and wasn’t really worried about it till later in the fight after he ate countless big blows from Bendo and realized he wasn’t going to be submitting him.

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

That makes sense...

But he was fucked either way. Henderson’s MMA wrestling has been severely underrated.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Henderson's ability as a mixed martial artist in general has been severely underrted

And I am a huge Bendo and Miller fan. I thought Miller was going to tool Bendo both on the ground and standing.

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought Bendo was a better kickboxer...

But didn’t expect him to ever get a chance to use it before Miller was glued to his back. I was wroooong.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

And because of that comfort level...

…he never really made an attempt to get the fight standing much during the first half of the fight.

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw him trying to get in position to stand, but Bendo was ALL OVER HIM

you need to complete precursors to stand (shrimp, get hips out, legs under you, etc.), and every time he tried, Bendo stopped it. To act like what we just saw was a result of faulty gameplanning is really selling Bendo short.

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by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not trying to sell Bendo short. At ALL.

But Miller’s game plan should have been to stand with him. Not to stay comfortable on the ground with him.

Look at the third round when he dropped Bendo with a punch. That should have been his game plan since the first round. The flying arm triangle was fun, but he wasted too much energy on it that he could have used trying to knock Bendo out.

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

oOoOoO

I would love to see that fight.

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit.

Bendo is for real. The lesson here kids? Be wary of streaks in which not a single opponent is ranked higher than the streaking fighter.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

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by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

30-26

.....

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by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

bendos good

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I knew it

Never doubt Bendo. That went exactly as I thought, Bendo controlled the scrambles and pounded Miller. I might even go as far as to say he broke Jim Miller.

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Gotta be Bendo/Guida next.

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by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

30-26!!!!

That’s the right card

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

And thus ends my dislike of Ben Henderson.

Dude has improved to be as good as people said he was years ago. Amazing.

His tattoos and post fight speeches still blow ass, but he’s a damn good fighter now.

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

He was a damn good fighter against Bocek.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

CAN I GET AN AMEN!

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by kellly on Aug 14, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

it's that fucking toothpick!!

dammit!

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by AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe on Aug 14, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

30-26? Where was there a 10-8?

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

round 3?

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Round 3

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup the round he got dropped..makes sense.

by Jesus H. Christ on Aug 14, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Who the fuck saw that 29-28?

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by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

why not?

1st was close, Miller had 3 good sub attempts

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by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Aug 14, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey guys dan hardys fighting..........

god dammit i dont care

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

i think all of us are watching it for Lytle

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who?

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is one of the cards of the year

True or false.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

true

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Top to bottom hell yeah

Amir/Ludwig notwithstanding

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is a card... And it is this year... So yes.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow never seen that before

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by bcpjkell on Aug 14, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

what did he say?

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too fast for me to make out what he said.

I ’d have to listen to it quite a few times to get it.

by X5-452 on Aug 14, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am honestly considering leaving and getting some food before Hardy vs. Lytle.

The main event just happened. I don’t need to see the extra prelim.

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Do it.

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

can i get an amen?

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

some classy selfless stuff from Bendo there

much better than the obsession over mr jesus

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Just Ben being Ben

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by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he was gonna thank Jesus on his knees.

I thanked God that he didn’t.

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by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Malki planned it, I think

Bendo said before the fight that if he won he would do the GSP thing with a twist

by Cunny on Aug 14, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

he still managed to scream out praise god at the end haha.

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I hve always loved bendo I dunno why everyone hates on him. H always looks good and loomed fantastic tonight

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by Bobillarious on Aug 14, 2011 10:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

might be the wing tats

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by bcpjkell on Aug 14, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always liked him too

but I sure wasn’t expecting that.

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Ah there was the Jesus plug

I knew it had to come eventually

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by CasualMMAFan on Aug 14, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Honestly not really sure what to make of Bendo. Loses to Pettis and his best win his probably Miller who i think was a bit overrated himself now. Not yet completely convinced he can be relevant at the top of this division.

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by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

And no bible quotes.

Huh.

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by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

LW division

I love you so much.

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by Tonley on Aug 14, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

Miller got OWNED!

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I wanna turn off the TV, just to end the night on a high note

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Who's over-rating Hardy at this point

The general consensus seems to be that he sucks on ice.

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by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

Everybody thinks he’s dogshit and somehow even that is too high of an opinion of him.

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's decent

And Lytle is old

Either man can take this

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hardy was never overrated

just overhyped by the UFC when he was matched against GSP

by Cunny on Aug 14, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

He better fight guida or guillard next.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I can get behind the no PRAISE JEEBUS

and please help my teammates out Bendo.

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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 14, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

i hope hardy gets subbed

i want lytle to come right out and shoot a double

i’d die laughing

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

That usually happens when two people talk about STANDANDBANGING.

I doubt it this time, but I agree that it would be effing hilarious.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

lytle doesnt need to get hit again

lets do this quick and painless

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think people underestimate Hardy's defensive jits

He’s really good at locking people down.

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

hardy is very damn good at avoiding subs

the guys tough as nails, but just not that good

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

His ground game is basic without a doubt. By I think people underestimate his ability to avoid punishment, and hold and regain guard. If he learned how to forced scrambles and escapes he’d be a lot better off.

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish he'd use his ground game a lot more.

He’s just another Jorge Gurgel to me.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously?!

Lytle has loads of subs on his record.

by Cunny on Aug 14, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

And only 2 in the UFC in the past few years.

That’s the point. He’s a badass on the ground, but doesn’t wanna use it.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

But how good are his takedowns?

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is true.

And probably the reason for the scarcity of his jiu-jitsu game. Good call.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really it the same for Jorge too, tho

His knee is shot

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hope Bendo didn't steal Miller's soul.

That was such a beatdown

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by AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe on Aug 14, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Guida v. Henderson for #1 contender and goddammit make it a 5 rounder

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

this

"Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but it seems to me that when the giant who holds up the Earth dies, we are screwed!"

by AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe on Aug 14, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I say Hendo takes that dominantly every time. Not a bad idea though

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by bcpjkell on Aug 14, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think so too but i am all about seeing that fight

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd love that fight

I still got Bendo to take it tho

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't be a five rounder.

I don’t think there’s any way you could put this fight on a free card to have it be the main event.

by Tech Fall 171 on Aug 14, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

laughable

especially considering this card’s headliner

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want

Guillard v Bendo but I’m stoked for whoever he gets next
Dream scenario- Melendezv Guida and Bendo v Guillard

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by JJB73 on Aug 14, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s almost like Jesus was with him in the cage

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by bcpjkell on Aug 14, 2011 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus is as tough as nails

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

That was low

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Aug 14, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then Jesus should be a banned PED.

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by Bolshevik on Aug 14, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scrappy guy, was he? Jesus I mean. Thought he was kind of a peaceful guy.

Well, except that whole moneychanger incident in the temple, of course.

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by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

He invented the table technique for pro wrasslin'

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus was almost as moody as God.

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by Bolshevik on Aug 14, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

am i the only one considering NOT watching the main event?

seriously, i don’t think Lytle-Hardy can compete.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ll watch it, but my expectations are huge after that fight.

I’m switching my brain off

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by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’d watch the main event fight if it was two circus clowns slapping each other for 15 minutes, whoever gets the most slaps in, wins.

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know it's still free right?

And that both of these guys have been in some very fun fights. What better thing are you going to do with the next 15 minutes.

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by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

go pee-pee?

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by JJB73 on Aug 14, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretend it’s a prelim that they show after the main event like on PPVs

by mikericcinotme on Aug 14, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last fight of Lytle, yeah, let’s skip that.

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by spectaa on Aug 14, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I missed the first round of every fights somehow, I’m watching this one!

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by spectaa on Aug 14, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

pce hardy

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

purple face Rogan

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by AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe on Aug 14, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

So baked/drunk

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or having heart problems

:1

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trying to hold in his pee pee

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hasn't pee pee'd in a while. Holdin' it in.

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by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

his ears got sick of his voice

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by bcpjkell on Aug 14, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish BE would do an overflow thread when first one gets too many comments. Maybe its just me but browser always starts to freeze a bit when it gets a ton of comments.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

is there a post fight presser for versus cards? cant remember

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

probably

and versus has a post show that generally doesnt suck

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan Hardy

I can’t think of a more overrated fighter in UFC history.

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by bcpjkell on Aug 14, 2011 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Amir Sadollah

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

He never got a title shot

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by bcpjkell on Aug 14, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

noone ever though amir was that good

or a #1 contender

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vegas odds-makers sure did.

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s just un-american

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by bcpjkell on Aug 14, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brock Lesnar

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by Killuminati on Aug 14, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

You wish.

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by Tim Bernier on Aug 14, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

brock was a champ who defended twice

and randy defeated a prime chuck and prime tito

hardy knocked out rory markham

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you mean a old randy who is a natural 205….and rory who /

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by Killuminati on Aug 14, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Overrated =/= Shitty

I think Brock was overrated a ton. People thought he was an unstoppable monster who was too big for everyone (I remember people calling for a “superheavyweight division”).

I wasn’t impressed with his Herring/Couture wins. I thought the second Mir win was impressive as hell. But I agreed with Snowden on the Carwin win – Brock was exposed.

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by Farthammer on Aug 14, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

might have a point here

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by bcpjkell on Aug 14, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not even close

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by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

When was he highly ranked?

For real, what was he ranked when he fought for the title?

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think 5

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

10?

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

he fought for the title

nuff said

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by bcpjkell on Aug 14, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

then you cant shit on Lesnar

he did a lot more than fight for the title

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's he gonna do? Turn down the title fight?

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anderson Silva

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by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Henrique on Aug 14, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Randy Couture

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Kimbo Slice

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

GSP

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Art Jimmerson

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Art is godlike.

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by spectaa on Aug 14, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sokoudjou

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by spectaa on Aug 14, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I’m still pumped for this fight. Just imagine that the card has finished and they are showing a prelim.

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by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Yo, prepare to have your fight boner dunked in icewater

because this will not be as good as Bendo vs. Miller.

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by pdl on Aug 14, 2011 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

How many fights are as good as that one?

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

In all fairness

That is a tough fight to top

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

this was a crazy card

guess that what happen when you put fight of the night fighters on here

by TigerTD on Aug 14, 2011 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Do people actually hate Hardy? I always liked him. Guess they just hate him for the hype job the ufc did on him, don’t see how you can blame him for that though.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I like him

but many feel his title shot was undeserved

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that's it

Much like Garcia he gets hated for what others did to him

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

im guilty of hating Garcia so I guess i’m no better than others lol. Well I wouldn’t say I hate him, I just wish bad things on him during fights.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only thing I hated

Was when he said he thought he won the Nam Pham fight

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like him

And I want him to win. He’s not that good, but I still enjoy seeing him on a card.

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by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

There hasn't been any booing for lack of action on the main card

Awesome.

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by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

There hasn't been any booing for lack of action on the main card

Awesome.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Has there ever been a fight where both fighter don't fight again in the UFC?

I mean, besides the early days. In the Zuffa era, has there been a main card fight (forget main event) where neither fighter returned to the UFC?

Seriously?

Oh, and those talking about they wouldn’t put Hardy on main card to cut him, according to Dana on the pre-fight show, this main event was a reward for Lytle. Didn’t mention Hardy at all.

Go Orange(men)!

by SUmonkey on Aug 14, 2011 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Harris vs Falcao

and probably a ton in the early days

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by Stiff Jab on Aug 14, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ben Henderson just joined an elite category. Three people hold wins over Jim Miller. Frankie Edgar, Gray Maynard, and Ben Henderson.

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by Tim Bernier on Aug 14, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

noone ever beat miller like that either

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just a testament to how fucking awesome Henderson looked tonight. I, and I think all of you, are still in a post fight shock at how awesome that was.

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by Tim Bernier on Aug 14, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

why we complaining about Hardy?

should be excited for this fight regardless

by The Art Of War on Aug 14, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

For real

Sure, this fight means NOTHING…but it should be fun as hell!!!

by Fedorable on Aug 14, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

How’s Lytle fight so much and still hold down a job as a firefighter? Incredible.

.....

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by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Wineland is the same way.

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by lowellthehammer on Aug 14, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

full time fighter x2

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by bcpjkell on Aug 14, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s the gun who runs into buildings and punches the fires out.

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

No joke – I turned the TV off after Miller/Bendo ended because I thought the show was over. I completely forgot Lytle/Hardy was the main.

by crazybones on Aug 14, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Hardy wont tap

Chris will break him

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

how does that dude take himself seriously?

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by bcpjkell on Aug 14, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Wish Hardy's fighting was actually as good as his posture

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by AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe on Aug 14, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

What about his hair?

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's a fair point

his hair is way more intense than his striking

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Cocksparrer

Gotta love the oi entrance.

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by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

1. Lytle should be coming out last, not first.

2. I do miss my pro-wres fandom sometimes when it comes to this. Throw the streamers and ribbons, damn you!

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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 14, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Streamers for Lytle would be great.

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see the fear in Dan's eyes

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

roy nelson with the bandana over his face is awesome

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

You got to admit

This card has been well paced. No nonsense in addition to commercials. Just UFC Rio promos and then onwards to the next fight.

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by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

spike sucks

versus doesnt

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

No Interviews in between either

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've liked everything about this card

except cowboy winning and rationalizing MMA to my in-laws.

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by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

“won 7 of his last 10 fights”

That’s an interesting way to say he’s a on a 3 fight losing streak.

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by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

lol good one

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by bcpjkell on Aug 14, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

ouch

main eventing UFC 111 in one of the biggest fight areas of the world. to main eventing a fight in Wisconsin

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by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Aug 14, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

He's lucky to be main eventing at all

considering he’s dropped 3 in a row

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

he won 7 of his last 10 fights though!

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“I sure feel bad for everybody who bet money on me” – Dan Hardy

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by bcpjkell on Aug 14, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Lets go Lytle, leave with an epic win

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Oliviera loses, Miller loses

C’mon Lytle, don’t fail me here.

by pud333 on Aug 14, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, Lytle’s got t-rex arms.

by Verklemptomaniac on Aug 14, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

not as bad as the sherkasaurus

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sherk’s got flippers. They’re short and they slap.

by Verklemptomaniac on Aug 14, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

WDSPS

doesnt flow like NSAC, NJSACB or CSAC

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by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Aug 14, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I really am going to be sad if the ratings for this card are lower than Barry vs. Kongo.

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by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm never surprised about low Versus card ratings...

Most of my friends don’t even know what Versus is. If you don’t watch hockey, there’s really no need except for a few college football games.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or TDF.

Or PBR, though I really don’t know ANYONE who watches that consistently.

No.

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I had to Google TDF to see what it is, if that gives any indication about it as well.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm 0 for the main card

totally shitting the bed team BE, which of course is nothing new

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Lytle's

in the Indiana branch of the YAKUZA

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by JJB73 on Aug 14, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

It’s very hard to take Dan Hardy seriously

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by DirtyML on Aug 14, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

especially his fighting skills

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by bcpjkell on Aug 14, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

On a side note....

Im fucking beyond ready for a new set up and look for the UFC this shit feels like its stuck in the 90’s

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by Killuminati on Aug 14, 2011 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

still love Dan loving Bruce introducing him

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 10:49 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Gotta enjoy it while it lasts

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if they had a gentlemens agreement to stand and bang like in lytle-serra.

cause that fight sucked.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

My girlfriend saw Hardy at the staredown and started chanting “Rufio Rufio”

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by Sam Cupitt on Aug 14, 2011 10:49 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

KEEPER

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by Tonley on Aug 14, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, Chris Lytle vs. the Red Rooster

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 10:49 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

REC'D SO HARD

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hardy

doing his best Foghorn Leghorn impression

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by bcpjkell on Aug 14, 2011 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

AMERIKUHHHH

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

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by flyingkneetoface on Aug 14, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

lytle is rippin the body tonigth

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Early on, it seems like

Hardy is hesitant to pull the trigger.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Why talk up Lytle’s boxing if he will just wing shots?

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

this

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by bcpjkell on Aug 14, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's got 4 pro bouts!!!

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's got Emelianenko disease

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's not just winging shots

his timing is sick and he’s really accurate.

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by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hardy is open to get knocked out the exact same way as the condit fight.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Those body shots are going to add up.

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by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Lytle is winging shots

Get it to the ground.

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by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Looks like Lytle was serious about slugging this one out. He had a prime opportunity to have Dan on his back.

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by Tim Bernier on Aug 14, 2011 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Also, screw all you haters

this is a good little round so far.

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by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s frustrating to know this is never going to the ground _, I can enjoy as it is though.

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by spectaa on Aug 14, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lytle could wish Hardy on his back right now

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by bcpjkell on Aug 14, 2011 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

dont know hoe to score this at all right now

fucking close

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Lytle’s landing, Hardy is not

by rU5H on Aug 14, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is,

but judges don’t respect leg kicks.

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by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

More like Hardy was winning them, then Lytle started to win some. I think, 10-10.

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by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, most people seem to really disagree with that. Maybe i though HArdy hurt Lytle more then he actually did in the early fight.

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by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hardy is getting hit hard.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Lytle is connecting a bunch, and Hardy's just taking it

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by bcpjkell on Aug 14, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Hardy's hair looks like one of those red brooms that janitors use

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by Damon O. on Aug 14, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Lytle

Also, Scott Christ is cracking me up on twitter

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Lytle

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by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Aug 14, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

lytle takes it

close round though

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

note to Leonard Garcia --

if you’re going to wing-n-ding, this is how you do it.

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by bobthewriter on Aug 14, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

haha. this

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by AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe on Aug 14, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 for Lytle and its not even close

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

i saw a close fight till the last minute

hardy landed a good deal of shots

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 Hardy

lol jk jk

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by bcpjkell on Aug 14, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

10-10

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought Lytle got the better of many of those exchanges

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

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by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hardy landed good counters though

you might be right. close round either way

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by Dave Strummer on Aug 14, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rogan needs to decide...

if getting “clipped” means winging someone with a punch (which is how I define it), or getting hit solidly.

"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."

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by John Danaher's Hair on Aug 14, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Lytle

Hardy looks bad.

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Lytle

Clear Lytle round. Consistently landed good shots.

by Verklemptomaniac on Aug 14, 2011 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Lytle

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Dan Hardy

the face of defeat

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Man Hardy is getting tagged a lot.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Hardy is fucked

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by Killuminati on Aug 14, 2011 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Both of these guys are tough as nails.

This could be entertaining if they keep it up.

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by Brand New Hero on Aug 14, 2011 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

hardys going out soon

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 lytle

go for the ground Lytle and submit him

What goes around Comes around.

by E1GUAPO on Aug 14, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I say Guillard gets next shot after he wins his fight at 136, the same night as Edgar maynard 3, then Henderson and guida to see next title contender

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by Austin Wilson on Aug 14, 2011 10:56 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

You’d think this is the type of fighter Hardy would handpick for himself…

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by bcpjkell on Aug 14, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

oh big shot by Hardy

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Has there ever been a top half of a card that the staff whiffed so thoroughly on their picks?!?

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by The American Ronin on Aug 14, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

I know no one picked Benderson, but I don’t remember the rest of the picks

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nobody pick Benderson, nobody picked Ludwig, one picked Hamman…

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by The American Ronin on Aug 14, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

big night for the staff

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've often said

that underestimating someone is the deadliest sin of all, and damn if I don’t keep picking against these WEC guys (except Pettis/Guida), and damn if they don’t keep winning. Were any of them even top-25 when they were purchased?

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by The American Ronin on Aug 14, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh shit

ok this is fun

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

What are the chances that this wins FOTN

Even though it should not?

I went whale watching the other day. I think. There were a lot of people in that lake.

by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

VERY high

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

99%

"Don't worry about a thang...I got this"

by spectaa on Aug 14, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s only half over nostradamus

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by bcpjkell on Aug 14, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

110%

This is automatic.

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by Zachary Kater on Aug 14, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Classy Lytle, backing out and pointing out the eye poke.

by Verklemptomaniac on Aug 14, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Sure was.

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by Brand New Hero on Aug 14, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

He's clearly blocking them with his head.

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ouch

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 14, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

HEAD BAWDY HEAD BAWDY

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Lol Hardy

Taking a page from Bisping’s book

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

lol british wrestling

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by bcpjkell on Aug 14, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

almost like an oxymoron

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by flyingkneetoface on Aug 14, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Going backwards with your head in the air is not slipping goldie

by IRodC on Aug 14, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Showing off well rounded ground skills..

..Hardy is.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Aug 14, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Hardy still has his chin cause he is getting hit hard.

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

let us remind ourselves that lytle can take hardy down and sub him whenever he wants

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by bcpjkell on Aug 14, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Sub I'll go with

I still can’t remember any Td’s by Lytle anywhere

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

That Mohawk just got KTFO.

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by spectaa on Aug 14, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Dan Hardy failed to take down a hurt Lytle

Where is Urijah Bieber?

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by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

throw some fucking kicks hardy

that leg kicks there all day

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I do like how Hardy has been begging someone to stand with him

And then goes for a takedown on them when they start tagging him badly.

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

and hardys mouth breathing.... could be gassed soon

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by milk72 on Aug 14, 2011 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Hardy is such a mouth breather

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hardy’s chin is awesome, which is weird because we all saw him get his lights shut off. I don’t think his body has a “rocked” feature. Its either consciousness or unconsciousness.

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by Tim Bernier on Aug 14, 2011 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Lytle has no KO power

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by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scott Smith and him related?

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by menckenstein on Aug 14, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's eaten some huge shots tonite

And remember that Condit has big power and Hardy didn’t get KTFO’d until the GnP

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by Chris Hall on Aug 14, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hardy’s round. Hurt Lytle 3 times

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by Goonisis on Aug 14, 2011 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

20-18 Lytle

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by Jonathan. on Aug 14, 2011 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

20-18

Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Aug 14, 2011 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Lytle landed a lot more good shots but Hardy wobbled him a couple times. close

by Tats16 on Aug 14, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

20-18 Lytle

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by Earl Montclair on Aug 14, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

19-19

Hardy is gassing though. Bet you he gets a gift split decision.

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by SSreporters on Aug 14, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

20-19

Lytle.

.....

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by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 14, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions