How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 2nd Week of August
by Anton Tabuena on Aug 10, 2011 10:00 AM EDT
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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
THOSE WEIRD TWEETS THAT CAN'T REALLY FIT INTO ANY CATEGORY
"Prediction : gray next champ at 55 , tyson next champ at 45 , mike chandler next champ at 55 in bellator and jay hieron next champ at 70 !! ...Haha ya I may be a little biased . I have an amazing crew of Guys that train at xc :)" -Randy Couture
"Cover of Cosmo says "Guys rate 50 sex moves!". I wonder where "ATM" rates? #realsextalk" -Josh Barnett
"#Fact The most dangerous place to be in the world just happens to be in between my legs. #legitbjjbadass" -Miguel Torres, that's what she said.
"BLACKHOUSE must be extradited to America to stand trial for crimes against integrity." -Chael Sonnen
"Its too hot to workout. I'm going go float in the pool and drink beer till I fall asleep." -Dave Herman
"When I see # signs in tweets I'm less likely to read them #truestatement" -Cole Miller, #IKnowWhatYouMean
TWITPIC OF THE WEEK
"Look I just bumped into ALL the guys from the underground!!" -Dana White
There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow:
The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould... oh and maybe you all should follow that guy named Anton Tabuena
EXTREMELY LONG TWEETS, BY MATT HAMILL AND BAS RUTTEN
"Many people have been asking MY view on what happened with StrikeForce and Golden Glory. Finally, after hearing from the fans and fighters involved, I thought to write what I thought...." -Bas Rutten, check out the entire ultra-long-ass tweet here. (It's a good read, trust me)
"Official statement from Matt Hamill @HammerUFC http://www.matthamill.com/?p=180" -UFC, Yes, I know. Technically, this isn't a tweet.
"GG fighters @Alistairovereem & @MarloesCoenen would like to thank the fans for their support!" -Martjin de Jong
UFC 133 AFTERMATH
"Nothin is broken but I do have torn/sprained ligaments in my hand n ankle. Still great news tho! Should be fine in a few weeks!" -Chad Mendes
"I didn't decide, your complaining remind me of Pats fans in 09, I lost a bet. Balls to the wall baby!" -Dennis Hallman, says the reason for wearing those speedos was cause he lost a bet.
"Thursday I blew my elbow up, I came to PA to fight though, but it was tough trying a one arm rnc. Props to TWAS... Getting admitted to the hospital, my poor arm has swollen up five times bigger than normal... Just spent a couple hours getting IV antibiotics. Have an appointment tomorrow AM for more... elbow is infected BAD. My arm is the size of Hong Man Choi's arm!" -Dennis Hallman
RASHAD EVANS VS. JON JONES
"same stuff" -Jon Jones, talking about Rashad Evans' performance against Tito Ortiz
"So interesting that rashad would offer rampage to come train.. I listen to his words closely, I know how his heart really feels." -Jon Jones
"he was never my friend, he's a jealous snake." -Jon Jones
"sometimes I feel like apologizing for whatever I did to him to make him hate me so much.. he's says I betray him.. #nonsense" -Jon Jones, sometimes... For the most part, I guess he just hates the guy?
"I cleanly said I would HATE to have to fight my teammate and the ONLY way it could ever possibly happen is if Dana would fire me over it... He used that to start calling me Judas and a @JacksonsMMA trader. He was looking for an excuse to bring out his envy after I won the belt" -Jon Jones
#BRINGBACKMARLOES
"Interview...for who can read it ;)" -Marloes Coenen
"Fighting freaky fast food & freaky dude too. LOL!" -Marloes Coenen
"Sorry about the pic's lost...somebody is working on it to restore it all. Till that time..a pic a day. Why? No idea,hihi!" -Marloes Coenen, on Big Foot Silva's bathroom stall.
"Hungry! " -Marloes Coenen
"It's pooring at the end of a fun day at Silver Dollar City. !" -Marloes Coenen
"I will make it out of this wild wild west. Got my posse with me." -Marloes Coenen
MORE TWICTURES
"My new twitter BG from Maxim Brazil. Check it out! //Novo BG do twitter: foto do meu ensaio p/ @Maxim_Brasil .Aprovado?" -Paula Sack, UFC correspondent from Brazil, on the cover of Maxim.
"coffee breath : p" -Logan Stanton
"Another Audition bites the dust! Baby take a bow ;)" -Natasha Wicks
"Meatballs as big as yo head!!" -Arianny Celeste
"Heading out to arena!!!!!" -Chandella Powell, with Chrissy Blair, the guest octagon girl
"Hanging with Charles Barkley! Freaking hilarious guy:)" -Chandella Powell, yeah, he looks funnier upside down.
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Kind of funny, considering Randy recently admitted that most of his predictions tend to be wrong.
"If I wanted to spend a half hour between two hairy legs I'd go to your mother's house." -Don Frye
by mburtoni on Aug 10, 2011 10:07 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Score
"I can be friends with anybody. Man. Woman. Cat. Dog. Fish..... Alien." -Rampage
by Charles Awad on Aug 10, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Come on Barnett, really?
ATM seems pretty damn nasty to me.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Aug 10, 2011 10:08 AM EDT reply actions
I don’t get the atm fetish either.
If I put something in my ass, the last place ill be putting that object is in my mouth…. Wait, wat?
Serious note, my ex had a huge problem when we had sex. Once my P went in her V, I could no longer get to put it in her mouth. She always said she didn’t wanna ‘taste herself’
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by Discman2 on Aug 10, 2011 10:15 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 4 recs
Too much information, buddy.
InStrength dot com.
by Ben Thapa on Aug 10, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Very common
Given the number of men that spend time in your girlfriend’s V.
by Hedonismbot on Aug 10, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions 24 recs
Subtle.
Follow me on Twitter or Dana White will fire your whole camp! @BVandDietPepsi
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 10, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
And boom goes the dynamite.
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by RolloTomasi on Aug 10, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I would say most chicks don't mind
Californication-SoCal-SouthCaliStunNa-Cali is the most knowledgable poster on Mania, in regards to all things MMA, BBQ, milk, movies, and women. I should have learned from the fallen before me not to go up against him. NNR has no idea what’s in store for him, like me, he will join the beheaded on Cali’s Hit List.
by doonerthesooner on Aug 10, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
?
Really? I’ve been with my gf for almost 4 years and she’s only tasted herself off of me maybe 2-3 times and she had to be EXTREMELY aroused to do that haha. *shrugs, it does nothing for me either way so I could care less.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Aug 10, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
sounds like a personal hangup
girls also have some issues with how they taste, even though they like it.
kind of like a slim gf constantly asking if she looks fat.
She didn’t mind it when I did it.
Follow me on Twitter or Dana White will fire your whole camp! @BVandDietPepsi
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 10, 2011 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
cheap, but funny all the same.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Aug 10, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
I'd be mad
but theres a reason why she’s an ex. TMI coming…. she was ho’ing it around town…. After being with this chick for 5+ years I found she had been skanking it around town…
le sigh….
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Sorry to hear that, homes. Yeah, cheap laugh, but that’s the way that comment had to go. It was obligation.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 10, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Makes the joke less funny when you find out she actually did sleep around. It’s kinda like saying “your mom” and then the guy says “….my mom died in a car crash 6 months ago”
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Singed
Teemo
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by Hendo_One-Shot on Aug 10, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
haha George Constanza.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Aug 10, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Marloes Coenen really cleans up well
Very cute… it always slightly stuns me to imagine that she could easily collapse my skull or turn my knee inside out.
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
Mohandas Gandhi
"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses - behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
Muhammad Ali
"If MMA is like dog fighting, those are some pretty fucking smart dogs."
"I don’t want to lick any butt."
GSP
Yeah. Her and gomi are tied for “most adorable person that could kill me with their bare hands”
Favorite League of Legends characers:
Amumu
Malphite
Singed
Teemo
Nunu
by Hendo_One-Shot on Aug 10, 2011 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions
No way.
Mega Megu has to be #1 on that list right?
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Aug 10, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
He said adorable
Not unassuming and homely.
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
by menckenstein on Aug 10, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Ouch
I guess I’m the only one.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Aug 10, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
No I don’t think…..OK, yeah you’re the only one.
Favorite League of Legends characers:
Amumu
Malphite
Singed
Teemo
Nunu
by Hendo_One-Shot on Aug 10, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Hallman sais he lost a bet. I really want to know what the other guy would’ve had to do if Hallman won the bet.
If you can't wow them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit.
Hallman said
That the other guy would have to shave a goat.
by Ikuhisa Quinoa on Aug 10, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Hallman should quit betting. Goat shaving doesn’t seem hard or embarrassing.
If you can't wow them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit.
It is clear to me sir,
that you have never shaved a goat.
"All noble things are as difficult as they are rare."
- Baruch Spinoza
by Avap on Aug 10, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Chandella’s upside down pictures always make me chuckle.
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Unfortunately Chael is being overly optimistic delusional on this one but if it does happen, this quote will be stuck in my head! lol
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by BlackDynamite on Aug 10, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Natasha tweeted a pic on Saturday I think, thought for sure it would be in here
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so xxxxxxx stupid." – Phil Baroni
by keyboardwarrior on Aug 10, 2011 10:57 AM EDT reply actions
NERDS!
The North remembers...
Would you like Freys with that?
by iiowyn on Aug 10, 2011 11:13 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
He'll be goddamned if he didn't work his ass off to get where he is...
only to have some AmeriTrade scrub come and try to get him to autograph his replica stock certificates.
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
by menckenstein on Aug 10, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
This made me lol. Funny how he routinely fails like this yet he’s supposed the be the intelligent, well spoken champion. I don’t think he succeeded collegiacly…… (if you’re about to correct my spelling, you missed the joke)
Favorite League of Legends characers:
Amumu
Malphite
Singed
Teemo
Nunu
by Hendo_One-Shot on Aug 10, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I was about correct your spelling
Or at least, silently judge you without saying anything..
totally agree on JBJ observation
Vertigo is no laughing matter.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 10, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Big fan of Lionel Richie.
I don't know, but the guy quotes himself in his own signature - CaptnAmerca
by CaptnAmerca on Aug 10, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Didn't you read the tweet?
They were hanging around
"What do you know about my vision? My vision will turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. Now ask yourself: Are you really ready to see that vision?"
-Huey Freeman
by dgonz on Aug 10, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
it’s what makes her special and goofy….tee hee…see? I’m lol’ing like a mental patient…tee hee….
.....
Stylin' in my Speedos® and darin' you to stare.
by Scabby Knuckle on Aug 11, 2011 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
At Paula Sack's pic
Point taken off for grabbing the fence. The top will do.
"Bewildered" Joe Rogan's new favorite word.
This is why I'll miss Marloes Coenen
As a few people have been saying,she’s is naturally just so beautiful.
by TheMysticalNinja on Aug 11, 2011 7:44 AM EDT reply actions
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