How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 4th Week of July
by Anton Tabuena on Jul 27, 2011 10:13 AM EDT
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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
RANDOM TWIDBITS
"My approach to twitter is to act like I just tweet whatever comes to mind. In reality, this one took two days." -Amir Sadollah
"@arielhelwani come to my hotel and do it." -Dana White, That's what she said.
"I want to see @CungLe185 fight in @ufc in san jose -- hope @danawhite & @lorenzofertitta can make it happen. UFC fans & SJ crowd will go nuts for him." -Dan Henderson, I agree.
"I'm all healed up and ready to roll. I just signed a multi-fight deal with Dream. It's going to be great to be in Japan, but business 1st! ...More info to come soon, but my cheap ass doesn't have HDnet, so I gotta upgrade!!! Lol! Can't even watch my own fights unless it's bootleg! ...For those of you who are worried, all the wrinkles have been ironed out and I'm in good hands! Regardless of the past or what you've heard" -Gerald Harris, will hopefully get paid for his services.
"I spend waaay more time picking neflix movies than actually watching them. Porn is the opposite. Until netflix starts offering porn." -Amir Sadollah
"Jus kicked butt on my hepatitis test!! Got two A's and a B! #winning" -Joseph Benavidez
"Look who I just ran into in the hotel lobby." -Dan Henderson, definitely isn't bigfoot.
There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow:
The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston... oh and maybe you all should follow that guy named Anton Tabuena
MIXED MARTIAL ACTOR
"Finally ,the hijacked movie starts shooting Aug 8 w/ domanic purcell and vinnie Jones ! Drew a new Mexico elk tag for sept 3 thru the 10th... And expendables 2 starts shooting Sept 20th ! Waiting on the new script now . Gonna be a busy year !" -Randy Couture
" @ginacarano getting Haywire" -Cung Le
"I want to say thank you to my family, friends and fans for all your support! I feel bless to do what I do." -Cung Le
DANA WHITE VS. FRANK SHAMROCK VS. MIKE SWICK
"RT @TimmyHands: @frankshamrock One fight. One name that could bring you out of retirement. Who would it be? = @danawhite" -Frank Shamrock, wants to fight the UFC President
"after seeing the beatins frank has got in his last few fights I don't blame him for wanting to fight me!!!! ...plus he's had those goofy braces on for like 7 years now and wouldn't want to fuck that grill up." -Dana White
"anytime, anyplace." -Frank Shamrock
"@frankshamrock swick has been beggin me to put a beatin on u. He thinks its a joke u do anti bully shit, says he never met bigr bully then u" -Dana White, who knows how much Swick is pissed off at Frank Shamrock for being the 'biggest bully' on his gym a few years back.
"@danawhite real men fight their own battles. I watched you beat up a girl and celebrate. Swick knows the truth and so do I. Anytime bro." -Frank Shamrock, I never heard about this story. If it's true, Dana better watch out for Roger Huerta.
"@frankshamrock u are such a fuckin weirdo! Lol, if you are feeling all macho again after ur last man sized beatins swick is ready!" -Dana White
"Woa Twitter! lol @FrankShamrock I dont know anything about the truth u know that I know. "Anytime bro" to me? @DanaWhite am I fightin Frank? ...For the record, Frank didn't beat me up in training. Only 1 dumb incident that pissed me off. Its mostly what I saw him do to others... I stood up when no one else would. I do what I thinks right and if I take heat for that then so be it." -Mike Swick
"Still dont know if @FrankShamrock is calling me out or not. I wouldnt turn down the fight though. 1st I got @ErickSilvaMMA in Brazil. UFC134" -Mike Swick
"Most of what frank says about our situation is inaccurate. He knows whats up and I have told my beef. This ongoing media is pointless... I never disrespected him for what he did with his career. Much props and respect. He was my idol. I just shared my opinion on who he was As a person and what he did to persons in the time I trained with him. I said my piece and am done. If he wants to fight then we can do that... Right now I just wanna focus on my fight at UFC 134, which is the most important fight of my career. Thanks for the support guys!" -Mike Swick
"@danawhite I want in on some of The Frank Shamrock action! yfrog.com/ki9pnjij" -Cung Le
RAMPAGE JACKSON VS. RANDY COUTURE
"Yo boy @Randy_Couture is the has been,check his last fight b*ch! Hahahaha..." -Quinton Jackson
"It sucks that rampage would take an objective pick on a fight personally . He's a great guy and a friend . All the best to him! ...Yes the hamill pick . I thought hamill would eek out a Decision In that fight and rampage took it personal . They're objective and I'm wrong (alot)" -Randy Couture
"Amen to that , my picks have sucked . You think I've never seen the dam sport :) good thing I don't gamble ." -Randy Couture
"F*ck @Randy_Couture I used 2 rep his line, and he always picked my opponents over me. At first it was cool till hamill #has been..." -Quinton Jackson
"@Randy_Couture f*ck u dude,u a fake a** has been. I was a real friend and kept my mouth shut when I didn't know if u would win or lose" -Quinton Jackson, lesson? Don't pick against Rampage, or he'll start a twitter war.
TWICTURES & TWIDEOS
"It's hard times for @Jarebx when he gets all road ragey and pisses off @SugaRashadEvans" -UFC
"I was taking all challengers last night at the Alligator Alley Bar in Lakeland, Florida! ;)" -Mike Swick
"Chillin' in the SD sun : )" -Kenda Perez
"Kisses on the dance floor... nerdy brohoes" -Kelli Hutcherson
"Here is me as worlds strongest man. Getting ready for cro cop" -Roy Nelson, lost a bit of weight.
"In case you missed it, here is a one-armed Muay Thai Champion delivering a huge KO." -Chatri Sityodtong, founder of Evolve MMA
ARIANNY LIKES THEM BANANAS
"Eat your Bananas, get ur potassium..keeping it healthy n sexy baby!! ;)" -Arianny Celeste
"Bright pink lips. Shakin dem hips..time to dance. :D" -Arianny Celeste
"Happy Birthday @lisahochstein we <3 St Tropez!! :*" -Arianny Celeste
"I need to go to shoot some guns with these guys soon!" -Chandella Powell, judging from her camera phone skills, I'm worried about her holding a gun.
PHOTO SHOOT
"Sneak peak ;)" -Brittney Palmer
"Here's a bts pic from my shoot today, for the cover or Fitness Gurl Magazine :)" -Brittney Palmer
"shooting for shoedazzle :)" -Logan Stanton
"Hood rats" -Kelli Hutcherson
INDECENT PROPOSAL
"Chandella Powell "Indecent Proposal" Photo Shoot (EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS)" -MMA Fix
STAFF PICKS
"Check out this goofy Strikeforce: Fedor vs. Henderson poster I made for @BloodyElbow - http://bit.ly/pY0fQx" -Anton Tabuena
"So you all know! I (THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS @HEADKICKLEGEND) am now @MattRoth512. Brent is now @HeadKickLegend" -Matthew Roth, is leaving Head Kick Legend to the capable hands of Brent Ducharme
"I am incredibly excited and honor to introduce you to @SBNation's newest flagship MMA site: www.mmanation.com... What's so great about @MMANation? We have the most technologically advanced platform in digital sports and top, proven talent... Joining me at @MMANation is Jon Snowden (@mmaencyclopedia), Nate Wilcox (@KidNate), Thomas Myers (@TommyMyers) and others soon to join." -Luke Thomas, who also has a new twitter ID, @SBNLukeThomas
"High mark of my #MMA career, folks. RT @BloodyElbow: Introducing MMA Nation, SBN's new MMA flagship. #MMA #UFC http://sbn.to/q9F5vY" -Luke Thomas
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This aint the first time horse face killa has pose with money.
by malo on Jul 27, 2011 10:22 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Yall are crazy
Chandella is hot as hell in those pics except I don’t know why they covered her with ones like a common stripper
Californication-SoCal-SouthCaliStunNa-Cali is the most knowledgable poster on Mania, in regards to all things MMA, BBQ, milk, movies, and women. I should have learned from the fallen before me not to go up against him. NNR has no idea what’s in store for him, like me, he will join the beheaded on Cali’s Hit List.
by doonerthesooner on Jul 27, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
This shit is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
What screams date rapist more: An Affliction t-shirt or a guy on the corner screaming, "I'm a date rapist!"
by FragglesHateKos on Jul 27, 2011 10:27 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That's a yellow penis. I wonder if she knows...
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by Matthew Roth on Jul 27, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
would it be wrong if i made an asian penis joke
Despite the penis being so big?
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by Discman2 on Jul 27, 2011 10:47 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The stereotype is false
I’m Asian, and people often say I’m a big dick.
by INGO B on Jul 27, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
TMI
TMI
Follow Me @thebigbluegold
"WHY ARE THERE HOLES IN MY BELT!"
"Dad it's a belt. That's what you're supposed to do"
"NOT IN MY BELTS!"
by Lanceinmypants on Jul 27, 2011 12:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I think ppl are missing the " I’m " and not" I’ve "
by stiffUpperLip on Jul 27, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Who wears heels to the beach!?
1. Anderson Silva is waiting for you to punch him.
2. That guy is Anderson Silva.
3. Don't fucking punch that guy.
by Chris Barton on Jul 27, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
We need to start a **Get Arianny A Brazilian Butt Lift** fund
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
@xFenixKnightx on the Twitter
by xFenixKnightx on Jul 27, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
That Muay Thai video is awesome
I guess I’m one of the 3 people who hadn’t seen it.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
That was a hell of a knockout...
as flush a headkick as I’ve ever seen.
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Jul 27, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Do the roar.
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
@xFenixKnightx on the Twitter
by xFenixKnightx on Jul 27, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
seriously, where is the rest of her?
www.mmalinker.com
by exsanguinator on Jul 27, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd love that "yellow banana" if it were any other hot girl
but its Arianny the attention whore, so boo.
OTOH that 1st pic of Chandella is WOWZERS!
they have a word for a model that doesnt like attention.
Imaginary
"Many have the will to win. Few have to will to prepare to win."
" A black belt only covers 2 inches of your ass. The rest is up to you." - Royce Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Jul 27, 2011 10:59 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Reminds me of this chestnut from Chasing Amy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTKTh2MRm-w
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Jul 27, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's hilarious...
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Jul 27, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not the best movie
but that scene always cracks me up.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Jul 27, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
So you're saying you'd like that big yellow dick if the girl wasn't in the picture?
by CaptnAmerca on Jul 27, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
you win duh interwebz!!!!!!
Fantastic comment.
"Many have the will to win. Few have to will to prepare to win."
" A black belt only covers 2 inches of your ass. The rest is up to you." - Royce Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Jul 27, 2011 11:05 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
My apologies
I’d love that yellow banana picture if it included any other hot girl
by phillyhoosfan on Jul 27, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
I understand
Arianny likes the attention but for people to say she isn’t hot just blows my mind. The chick is flawless. Chandella on the other hand I can do without.
Shut up, Tito.
by TruthSeeker1223 on Jul 27, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I get people not liking Chandella or loving Arianny
…but I can’t see how you find Arianny flawless. Not saying she’s ugly, but like many of the guys on here, given the choice, I’d choose just about any of the other girls over her.
Do Nothing Lightly.
by black dragon on Jul 27, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
True...If Ariany was flawless
Why would she need ahem “enhancements”
"Sarcastically I'm in charge" - Militant #2
by LRaunThaDamaja on Jul 27, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
or fake tits.
"Many have the will to win. Few have to will to prepare to win."
" A black belt only covers 2 inches of your ass. The rest is up to you." - Royce Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Jul 27, 2011 1:22 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 4 recs
Except she has no ass
She’s good looking of course. But I’d rather Chandella
I may be 3 years late to the party(dont watch MTV), but Bully Beatdown is an amazing show and Mayhem is the fucking man.
What's crazy to me..
is that, despite Fedor being so much bigger then Hendo, he’ll only have about half the weight advantage over Dan that Silva had over Fedor (in the cage).
This will not end well lol
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Nope
not at all
1. Anderson Silva is waiting for you to punch him.
2. That guy is Anderson Silva.
3. Don't fucking punch that guy.
by Chris Barton on Jul 27, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
For a guy who dishes out so much stick himself, Rampage Jackson is hypersensitive. Leave Arianny alone, she was just relaxing at the beach, wearing heels.
I just had a “LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE” moment while reading your comment.
by Spider_Vemon on Jul 27, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I really like your minimalistic approach to some of your designs Anton! Not every design/poster/template/whatever needs to be crazy layered and busy.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Jul 27, 2011 11:50 AM EDT reply actions
This pic is awesome
So much suckin’, tuckin’, and fuckin’ holding it in that it just looks painful. I wonder how long they can actually hold those poses for? I have nothing against copious amounts of silicon, I just love forced photos, so natural looking.
"This is the best BJ we have seen in a long time" ~ Joe Rogan
"So much suckin’, tuckin’, and fuckin’ "
Makes me wish I was there.
"Many have the will to win. Few have to will to prepare to win."
" A black belt only covers 2 inches of your ass. The rest is up to you." - Royce Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Jul 27, 2011 11:56 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
It's in Ramatuelle ...
I’m not sure about the beach though. Could be Club 55. Get a plane ticket and an Amex black, you’ll need it it you want a drink.
Well, anybody who knows me knows I'm no fan of dictionaries or reference books. They're elitist. Constantly telling us what is or isn't true. Or what did or didn't happen.
+1
Who the hell are these fake ass skeletor bitches Arianny is running with?
"Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep, And yet a third of life is passed in sleep."
- Lord Byron
by MyFightWiffaCheeto on Jul 27, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
True.
Apologies for wondering.
"Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep, And yet a third of life is passed in sleep."
- Lord Byron
by MyFightWiffaCheeto on Jul 27, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I think the one in the white is a man
If you can't wow them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit.
by DayGeaux on Jul 27, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I wanted to comment on some other stuff but…goddamn
aka DJ Enwurd, on the wheels of steel spinnin only the livest shit you've heard on the radio over and over again while shakin his dreds.
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by Krimson on Jul 27, 2011 12:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
No shit she's incredible
Californication-SoCal-SouthCaliStunNa-Cali is the most knowledgable poster on Mania, in regards to all things MMA, BBQ, milk, movies, and women. I should have learned from the fallen before me not to go up against him. NNR has no idea what’s in store for him, like me, he will join the beheaded on Cali’s Hit List.
by doonerthesooner on Jul 27, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed
Though I know we are in the minority
"Sarcastically I'm in charge" - Militant #2
by LRaunThaDamaja on Jul 27, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Good one.
I’m white too by the way….if my King Diamond profile pick didn’t give that away
Californication-SoCal-SouthCaliStunNa-Cali is the most knowledgable poster on Mania, in regards to all things MMA, BBQ, milk, movies, and women. I should have learned from the fallen before me not to go up against him. NNR has no idea what’s in store for him, like me, he will join the beheaded on Cali’s Hit List.
by doonerthesooner on Jul 27, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
So happy to turn this green
perfect usage.
"I make boring, disgusting meals for Bellator fight nights."
by Earl Montclair on Jul 27, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
IWHI
The only substitute for victory is overkill.
by Underhand Left on Jul 27, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
She’s good, her face is kind manly at times though. I prefer Palmer and the other girl with the messy hair, but Chandella has a very tight and firm physique which is very nice. Palmer just looks so soft and I really like that as well, soft hips, waist, thighs…*cough yeah *ahem…
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Jul 27, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Hello Gina!
A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.
by Obviously5Believers on Jul 27, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions
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