How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 3rd Week of July
by Anton Tabuena on Jul 20, 2011 12:03 PM EDT
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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
GUESS WHO'S BACK
"WM back in the muthaf*ckin house!!!!!! F*Ck JAIL! Sh*t's whack! I'm skinny/fat/pale! Need a tune-up! Can't wait to train monday! ...Thanks to all of you who stood by me sending emails/letters/books etc. It helped a lot! Weird to be out, doesn't feel real. The year=blur" -War Machine, is out after a year in jail... I wonder if he will ever unblock me from twitter. He went on a twitter blocking party a few years back and I didn't even know why I was included.
"I'm having a harder time my 1st day out than I did the whole year in jail. Hard to explain this f*cked up feeling, feel like crying... I have a lot of friends and a career to go to too...can't imagine how hard it is for the guys who don't have shit. No wonder 65%+ go back." -War Machine, maybe he blocked me cause of my beard.
"Last night was rough for me...really emotional: sad, angry, scared, worried..cried like a b*tch too.Coming back from jail=harder than 1yr... hard to explain...weird. Anyway, did some BJJ today felt great to train, got tired as sh*t but it's to be expected. Startin to feel better 2... Gotta see my probation officer Wed. I really hope he isn't a DICK. F*ck. I don't want any problems. I just want to train/teach/fight. LIVE." -War Machine
"Man am I rusty as fuck sparring! Timing is all off..holding my breath.Can't wait to be normal again! It's disheartening feeling so shitty! ...And of course my stubborn ass isn't easing into training..lol Sore as hell! Insomnia too...grr! Sparring tomorrow again hopefully do better!" -War Machine
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RANDOM TWIDBITS
"Today is my mom's 50th birthday. She wanted to me give up fighting, but I think I'll just get her a gift certificate instead." -Danny Downes
"I'm convinced that if everyone was legally allowed to punch someone once a year there would be exponentially fewer jerks." -Ronda Rousey
"Yes sir... Gonna get in the ring Aug 13th and make it happen.." -Kimbo Slice, will finally be making his pro-boxing debut
"just got to watch the david haye fight. Thought he did well and was treated harshly by the critics." -Michael Bisping, who probably has experience on that sort of thing.
"I just signed the bout agreement today 4 the fight on 9/24/11 I WANT MY BELT BACK!!" -Quinton Jackson
"I'd fight my sister for the appropriate amount of money. That amount? Sixteen dollars... If @DanaWhite asked me to fight my mother, I would guillotine her in the nicest way possible. My dad? Get KO bonus and buy him a truck." -Jason Miller
"Is Joey Beltran @Mexicutioner760 the official UFC greeter? He's welcoming another heavyweight to the UFC at 136" -UFC, just called Beltran their gatekeeper. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
"Damn,I didn't know so many mma fans no nothing about mma training,u guys go right ahead and train everyday,I'm gonna keep doing what I do" -Quinton Jackson
SONNEN VS. CRO COP
"Mirko, ol' buddy! Strong words from someone who's been carried out more often than Chinese food!" -Chael Sonnen
"Pipe down Mirko and let us just use you for oil like the rest of the dinosaurs." -Chael Sonnen, who's two years younger than Cro Cop.
"Relax people, know your opponent. He is from Croatia, where grey is the national color and mediocrity is the highest achievement possible." -Chael Sonnen
"I find it ironic that Mirko used to be a member of the Anti terrorist unit when he himself is a Weapon of Mass-disinterest." -Chael Sonnen
SQUASHED BEEF
"I'm an average man with a monster heart. UFC asked me for my help and I'm here for them. UFC asked me for my help and I'm here for them. Just want to show my true character by stepping up. Lets go!" -Tito Ortiz
"Completely eating my words. @titoortiz is GAME & Im very impressed 4 wut its worth. Well done & congrats. Look 4ward 2seeing ur fight" -Matt Mitrione
TWICTURES
"Thought I'd share this 2. My shortys friend did it..it's different" -Kimbo Slice
"About to tell ghost stories..what's ur fav one? I need to tell one soon!! :)" -Arianny Celeste, quick, send a 140 character story!
"Carmaggeddon has begun..no 405 freeway in la... Equals madness! #localocaloca" -Arianny Celeste
I PREFER THESE GALS WHO GOT (ALMOST?) FIRED
"Sneak peak at todays shoot! Brittney palmer calendar. #boom :)" -Brittney Palmer
"Still brown. Shoot this week.. new pics to come! ;)" -Natasha Wicks
"Maxim Halloween shoot! Ha these pics are wild" -Logan Stanton
"I'm not girly enough to rock this dress on the reg, but it's fun to play dress up @ work :)" -Logan Stanton
"People always tell me I look familiar when I travel..I tell em I'm nobody..or if I want to mess with them I say I'm a porn star. #funtimes" -Arianny Celeste, see what I mean?
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"People always tell me I look familiar when I travel..I tell em I'm nobody.."
I like that honesty Arianny…
'How's taste my pee pee pee?'
by theCloser on Jul 20, 2011 12:09 PM EDT reply actions 13 recs
If only you saw the stuff that I saw in Japan...
Meet me on Monsta Island. Where the girls look good and the MC's be Wildin'.
Also, follow me on Twitter @DeoWade
by Damon O. on Jul 20, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The glove might be necessary.
"So even though it’s the gayest sport ever, MMA is still the best sport ever. I love my gay sport." - Wrestling Uber Alles
Make 'em say uhh!
WON-KY FIN-GER! *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
by The Hamburger Pimp on Jul 20, 2011 12:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Clapping might be difficult.
"So even though it’s the gayest sport ever, MMA is still the best sport ever. I love my gay sport." - Wrestling Uber Alles
Fast cars, danger, fire, and knives.
“About to tell ghost stories..what’s ur fav one? I need to tell one soon!! :)” -Arianny Celeste, quick, send a 140 character story!
How about the classic story of the desperate girl with no butt. That shit is scary.
by pud333 on Jul 20, 2011 12:15 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Are you sure their aren’t any interesting tweets from there feed?
;)
by Anton Tabuena on Jul 20, 2011 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
I bet they have something interesting too say once and a while.
"So even though it’s the gayest sport ever, MMA is still the best sport ever. I love my gay sport." - Wrestling Uber Alles
Make 'em say uhh!
Anton, I see what you did they’re, guess we just need to except it sometimes.
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so xxxxxxx stupid." – Phil Baroni
by keyboardwarrior on Jul 20, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you guys are the wurst.
by The Hamburger Pimp on Jul 20, 2011 12:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Eye sea what ewe did they're...
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Don't ewe mean "their" end "sea"?
"So even though it’s the gayest sport ever, MMA is still the best sport ever. I love my gay sport." - Wrestling Uber Alles
Fast cars, danger, fire, and knives.
WAR RAMPAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R.I.P victor ortiz
by BO_knows_MMA on Jul 20, 2011 12:25 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
BISPING IS RIGHT!
Haye shot some pretty impressive double legs in that fight.
by bigstupidsmile on Jul 20, 2011 12:30 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Indeed
But Klitcsho (I know I jacked spelling up) stuffed near every one.
"Sarcastically I'm in charge" - Militant #2
by LRaunThaDamaja on Jul 20, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Arianny’s humblebrag makes my teeth itch.
Follow me on Twitter or Jon Jones won't sign your replica belt! @BVandDietPepsi
by BVandDietPepsi on Jul 20, 2011 12:33 PM EDT reply actions
-UFC, just called Beltran their gatekeeper. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Yeah, not really. Greeter and gatekeeper aren’t really the same, although granted they do share a number of the same letters.
when you're the guy known for "greeting" all the guys entering the UFC,
you’re their gatekeeper.
by Anton Tabuena on Jul 20, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Doorman?
Bellboy?
What else? haha. It’s all the same… I enjoy Beltran’s fights (usually) though, so it really doesn’t matter to me.
by Anton Tabuena on Jul 20, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Vince Clortho
has that position on lock down.
by TMadeBurner on Jul 20, 2011 1:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 4 recs
Rec'd
…and you know what to say if someone asks if you’re a god.
"We are raised to honor all the wrong explorers and discoverers-thieves planting flags, murderers carrying crosses. Let us at last praise the colonizers of dreams."
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by Jackie Maden on Jul 20, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I disagree...
I think of a gatekeeper as the guy you throw rising prospects or middling fighters against to prove whether or not they can truly hang with the big names and fight contendership battles. A greeter is like a lameass gatekeeper, he handles the full on noobs. Kinda like an extra slap to the face imo
by Matty Euripides Castourkas on Jul 20, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Im just happy hes fighting here in Houston
Dude always has good scraps.
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
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by xFenixKnightx on Jul 20, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
“Damn,I didn’t know so many mma fans no nothing about mma training,u guys go right ahead and train everyday,I’m gonna keep doing what I do” -Quinton Jackson
Spoken like a man north of his twenties not using PEDs to enhance recovery times…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Jul 20, 2011 12:54 PM EDT reply actions
he better inject some explosiveness!
I wanna see SLAMPAGE! back in full effect.
"Many have the will to win. Few have to will to prepare to win."
" A black belt only covers 2 inches of your ass. The rest is up to you." - Royce Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Jul 20, 2011 6:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Is it?
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
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by xFenixKnightx on Jul 20, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
thank god I live...
2500 miles from him. Just to be sure, I’m locking my girlfriend, sisters and mom up in a basement until I hear that he went back to jail. Yes, this plan sounds wise and foolproof.
"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."
"Do you lie awake alone at night, admiring my gash?"
-Lord Varys
by John Danaher's Hair on Jul 20, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Get the fuck out!
I rarely curse, but come on. dude is a loser and if he didn’t learn anything, we should just go back to not paying any attention to him.
I think you’re thinking of the wrong War Machine
If you can't wow them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit.
"You are a miserable human being." - Mike Fagan
My twitter: @TB_Money
by Tim Burke on Jul 20, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
There's always room for a...
GORE! GORE! GORE!
by black dragon on Jul 20, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
C'mon, Anton! =P
Still obsessed with Logan I see. How long ago was she out of the UFC and hasn’t had anothing to do with MMA? lol
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
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Logan never die!!!!
by itsnotthatserious on Jul 20, 2011 1:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
I aint even gonna lie. It looks like she gained some lbs and looks better than when she was in the UFC.
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
Follow me @xFenixKnightx or on Google+ for MMA, Boxing, Tech or Gaming talk.
by xFenixKnightx on Jul 20, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't care.
I love that woman.
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by Derek Suboticki on Jul 20, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I knew Logan had some fucked up fingers, but I didn't realize it was degenerative..
"I can be friends with anybody. Man. Woman. Cat. Dog. Fish..... Alien." -Rampage
If by District 9
you mean fisting Arianny, then yeah, probably.
by HuskerHammer on Jul 20, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
I thought that was cool of him. Props.
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
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by xFenixKnightx on Jul 20, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Quickly scanned over
"I’m an average man with a monster heart.and I thought it said “I’m an average man with a monster head”. Would have been equally appropriate.
http://cdn3.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/94040/jfkfd.gif
'nucks fly together
by BROCKLESNAR!!!!! on Jul 20, 2011 1:49 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Yeah dude I thought the same damn thing!
by Spider_Vemon on Jul 20, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy shit!
You’re right! I never noticed that before…
"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."
"Do you lie awake alone at night, admiring my gash?"
-Lord Varys
by John Danaher's Hair on Jul 20, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
meh
No boobs, no butt, average face. She’s not bad looking, but I don’t think she’s model material. Other than being really boring that is.
But seriously can someone explain to me what any of these girls’ pictures have to do with mma? Logan and Natasha were short-term ring girls like 5 years ago. At least Arianny, Chandella, and Britney are current ring girls so they’re obscurely related to mma. I still don’t care to see pictures of them. There are much hotter girls all over the internet and in real life. It’s worse than Brent’s boxing posts I don’t care about.
by d.rok on Jul 20, 2011 5:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
It should always be noted when a person encapsulates their entire existence to date
…mediocrity is the highest achievement possible." -Chael Sonnen
Let him Contemplate this on the Tree of Woe. --Tulsa Doom
by battlestar on Jul 20, 2011 2:08 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Well done.
How exactly does Chael bleating desperately into the void about people he will never fight deserve a “Vs.” in the title above his section?
I just hope
Brian Stann is drilling takedown defense and BJJ like a possessed beast. He doesn’t have to work on his hands and strikes because they’ll be there and he doesn’t have to worry about Sonnen’s strikes, because the only thing Sonnen can finish is a sentence.
Brian Stann will have opportunity after opportunity for 3 rounds to send Sonnen away from the miniscule notoriety he now enjoys back to where he was and belongs—complete obscurity.
Let him Contemplate this on the Tree of Woe. --Tulsa Doom
from a guy that’s admitted he’s been in 2nd place in everything he’s done in life, that’s actually pretty fucking funny.
by Victor Rodriguez on Jul 20, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
no sideways/upside down pics this week
chandella’s camera broken?
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by Cory Braiterman on Jul 20, 2011 2:49 PM EDT reply actions
I've read some of his prison blogs
and based on those tweets he really does seem like a changed/insightful guy.
LeBron James - 0 Charles Barkley - 0 Karl Malone/John Stockton - 0 Sun Yue -1
......
"Sarcastically I'm in charge" - Militant #2
by LRaunThaDamaja on Jul 20, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Why?
Through his experiences in the PIC he’s concluded that the prison system is broken, putting prisoners in a position to fail when their sentences are done, ultimately leading to reimprisonment rather than rehabilitation. How’d I get caught?
LeBron James - 0 Charles Barkley - 0 Karl Malone/John Stockton - 0 Sun Yue -1
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