How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 2nd Week of July
by Anton Tabuena on Jul 13, 2011 10:00 AM EDT
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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
SOMETHING RANDOM ENOUGH TO TWEET
"Today is one of those gorgeous days with an endless expanse of blue sky. Makes me ponder, "Did I make up something random enough to tweet?"" -Amir Sadollah
"Asian women are only SUBMISSIVE back home in ASIA bc they're trying to get a green card. Americanized ASIAN sisters are CRAZY!!!!" -Nam Phan
"Met Brooke Shields tonight...its AWESOME when FAMOUS PEOPLE are COOL!!!!!" -Mike Goldberg, who sounded like a 14 year old girl who just saw Justin Bieber.
"RT @XSTROLOGY: #Scorpio cant be swayed by your charm or good looks. <Try humor, a personality and I smart brain..much better!" -Arianny Celeste, I so pissed I no Smart Brain.
"Jake Shields, you don't know who I am, and you're not gonna know who I am after the fight either. Your cornermen will tell you.." -Jake Ellenberger
"I will probably have news about my next fight this week...let the gossiping begin!!!" -Stefan Struve
"My boy @Jayhieron has an app? Ohhh now I want one too. I think mine would just be a cheap remake of angry birds." -Amir Sadollah
"HATED ON ALL DAY LONG ---:) LIFE IS GOOD." -Josh Koscheck, thinks people still care about him these days.
"@UrijahFaber Need you in my office, 11am, pronto. Dreamt you fought a live tiger at @UFC 133 - now I want to make it a damn reality." -Kenny F Powers
TUF LOVE
"This is the best TUF season of all time." -Jason Miller, is that like when Bobby Lashley said his cardio was "at an all time high"? It's easy when the bar is that low.
"In your opinion, what season of TUF has been the best so far?" -Brad Tavares, is this a trick question?
"Got a lot of doubters who think I'm lying when I say that this season of TUF is the best. Best fights ever, nonstop hilarity, and DRAMA!!!!" -Jason Miller
There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow:
The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen... oh and maybe you all should follow that guy named Anton Tabuena
BJ PENN VS. JON FITCH CARLOS CONDIT
"@jonfitchdotnet tried to make it happen but Joe Silva said "the fans don't want it & I'm not interested". Not much more I can do on my end" -BJ Penn
"The people have spoken @bjpenndotcom, they want to see us scrap, let's give em what they asked for" -Carlos Condit
"@CarlosCondit Yup. Let's do it! October 29th" -BJ Penn, that's actually a much more intriguing match up.
"@bjpenndotcom sounds like the fans want it to me. Either way we will meet again." -Jon Fitch, needs to know that just because there's a few tweets on his timeline from a handful of fans, doesn't mean the entire public wants to see it.
"@bjpenndotcom you broke my heart, I thought you were a man of principle." -Jon Fitch
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
"Hey @benjaminfranklin are you coming to our fight in Philly on Aug 6? #ufc133getherealready" -UFC
"@ufc I'll be there! I was quite the wrestler myself back in the day." -Abe Lincoln
DR. GRIFFIN
"Ran sprints today made my chest and lungs burn like I was giving the tailpipe of a running car a blowjob. Dont ask me how I know how that feels" -Forrest Griffin
"In case you ever wondered what it's like to be knockedout it's like waking up from a nightmare only to discover it wasn't a dream" -Forrest Griffin
"I have a theory that it's safer to masterbate and drive then text and drive anyone willing to "research" this for me" -Forrest Griffin
"I'm pretty bright and you know what the smartest thing I've ever said is.....nothing. Feel free to follow my example" -Forrest Griffin
"Quit hateing I know I should not have gotten paid for the "work" I did in the anderson fight." -Forrest Griffin
"People say forest I got to be honest with you.... I stop em right there and say this will go better for both of us if you don't." -Forrest Griffin
"I wonder why the UFC never retweets me." -Forrest Griffin
TWICTURES
"I'm training with the great Roger Gracie all week" -Georges St. Pierre
"Front page news in Japan about K-1/FEG owing me 700,000.00 dollars, Le Banner n Aerts are also owed money nmanymore" -Ray Sefo
"I'm probably the first one to ever do this." -Amir Sadollah
MOAR TWICTURES
"Here is the revised @AriannyCeleste collectible available this September." -Round 5, would anyone really buy this?
"Lol this pic totally looks like either our sorority or stepford wives…." -Chandella Powell, now I really want to buy Chandella's phone.
"My favorite shirt is my boyfriends cut up Tupac tee. I steal it all the time :)" -Logan Stanton, so that's why I couldn't find it this morning!
"Check out my commercial with NASCAR's Tony Stewart" -Logan Stanton
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oh man
i burst out laughing at chandella’s picture
how does she always end up taking upside down pictures!?
Dear Forrest,
You will be even brighter if you check out www.M-W.com next time you try to write “hateing” and “masterbate”
you grammar zinged a 2 time best selling author.
You should be proud.
"Many have the will to win. Few have to will to prepare to win."
" A black belt only covers 2 inches of your ass. The rest is up to you." - Royce Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Jul 13, 2011 10:43 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
Hahaha
thank you thank you
I’m sure Forrest’s editor had his work cut out for him a
Erich Krauss wrote them.
In collaboration with Forrest. Forrest probably did the talking, Krauss the writing.
by StephenDedalus on Jul 13, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
He sure owned Erich Krauss.
Badly.
I wonder how Krauss is taking all this right now. I hope he’s okay.
Apparently
one who wears the same sized t-shirts as her.
I could count count on Kyle Maynard's hands the total number of women I've ever been with...
Stomp on other MCs and they crumble like Ritz
I could call my bitch a toilet, but she ain't worth shit
Well then I guess they wouldn't have that in common now would they.
I could count count on Kyle Maynard's hands the total number of women I've ever been with...
"Yes, you're right. I only pick on women, that's why I'm picking on you two jerks right now. YOU HAVE A VAGINA! YOU HAVE A VAGINA! Nice fohawk you HOMO!" - CM Punk
by Fake Emcee on Jul 13, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
So he must be 12.
"When the first thing a doctor says to you is 'Can I get an autograph?' it's pretty easy to get any drugs you want." - James Irvin
Is anyone else
oddly aroused by the thought of logan covered in BBQ sauce?
Nope
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Jul 13, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Interesting, but...
how about Brittney instead?
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Jul 13, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
How is that done? Do you melt her and pour the liquid mix on Logan or something?
aka DJ Enwurd, on the wheels of steel spinnin only the livest shit you've heard on the radio over and over again while shakin his dreds.
@KrimsonTVN
DIA2ill.com coming soon....
by Krimson on Jul 13, 2011 2:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Not where I was going with that, but
I like your suggestion much better I think…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Jul 13, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Judging by the juxtaposed pictures of Arianny and her Round5 thing...
the camera doesn’t add 5lbs .. it just removes hips…
and by scale.... makes your tits smaller.
"Many have the will to win. Few have to will to prepare to win."
" A black belt only covers 2 inches of your ass. The rest is up to you." - Royce Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Jul 13, 2011 10:44 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Jake Ellenberger=3rd Grade Trash Talk
Geez, ellenberger just needs to shut his trap. He is HORRIBLE at talking trash. You can only be audacious if you’re a little clever, like Chael Sonnen. Otherwise it’s much easier just to go the pr*ck route like Koscheck, Lesnar, or Mir.
Ellenberger's source material:
"When the first thing a doctor says to you is 'Can I get an autograph?' it's pretty easy to get any drugs you want." - James Irvin
He's trying
This is the biggest fight of his career, and his first main event. I can’t blame him for attempting to trash talk here and build a little buzz around this fight. Shields is not known to trash talk, and with this being Ellenberger’s biggest fight so far, he has stepped up to try and sell the fight. I don’t see the problem.
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by chrisbboy82 on Jul 13, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
because ONLY Chael can talk shit right? Give me a break…
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Jul 13, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
is it safe to assume
There are no fighter tweets after the jump? Without looking, I’m guessing there are like 15 slutty partying pictures of arianny’s boring ass, 3 sideways pictures from chandella, some out of focus pictures of brittany’s paintings, and a few self-pictures of natasha looking like she just woke up.
And no fighter tweets.
by d.rok on Jul 13, 2011 11:13 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
holy crap
I was wrong. Good article this week.
by d.rok on Jul 13, 2011 11:19 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
So you got what you wanted and that’s ALL you have to say?
aka DJ Enwurd, on the wheels of steel spinnin only the livest shit you've heard on the radio over and over again while shakin his dreds.
@KrimsonTVN
DIA2ill.com coming soon....
by Krimson on Jul 13, 2011 12:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Jason Miller doing his best to hype TUF. But after the last one he really doesn’t need to do that.
I also need to follow Forrest Griffen cause he spits the realest shit I ever read.
And Logan’s boyfriend…..I’ll take care of him…
aka DJ Enwurd, on the wheels of steel spinnin only the livest shit you've heard on the radio over and over again while shakin his dreds.
@KrimsonTVN
DIA2ill.com coming soon....
by Krimson on Jul 13, 2011 11:31 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
And Logan’s boyfriend…..I’ll take care of him…
Bring it son, I’ll be waiting…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Jul 13, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Well we know that’s not true. It clearly said boyfriend.
If you can't wow them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit.
Come on now, it was just a civil ceremony, and her parents don’t consider us married…and besides, I told you that in confidence…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Jul 13, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
As a fellow BE reader
Dont make me do it
Also, this was actually kinda hard to find ever since the Casey Anthony case. Every damn picture is of the mother or the girl now. So now I gotta find a different way to kid-………..kidnap people.
aka DJ Enwurd, on the wheels of steel spinnin only the livest shit you've heard on the radio over and over again while shakin his dreds.
@KrimsonTVN
DIA2ill.com coming soon....
maybe your google fu is weak
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-Joell Ortiz
by The Lethal Haze on Jul 13, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
As one of the OG Chandella can't take a proper pic haters
It started out annoying, then it was humorous, Now it just pisses me off.
"Sarcastically I'm in charge" - Militant #2
by LRaunThaDamaja on Jul 13, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Seriously...
I honestly posted pretty much the exact same thing and that was like THREE weeks ago. She is so reliably shitty with her phone that she has transcended all criticism and we are all stunned silent by her stupidity.
FEG is fucked.
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Conductor and sole passenger on the Fitch bandwagon.
Follow me on Twitter @zakkree. Or don't. I don't really care.
Can someone please tell these octagon girls...
that it’s pretty damn annoying having to twist your head just to look at their pictures.
"i hate signatures...that, and hypocrisy"
right click>save as>rotate
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Jul 13, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Round 5- would anyone really buy this?
Yes I would, and she already has a cold sore. What a surprise.
Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?
No holds barred, no time for move fakin,
Gots to get the loot so I can bring home the bacon - Charlie Brown
by tigerlee on Jul 13, 2011 4:09 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
I don't follow Nam Phan on twitter...
but that guy has always come across as (at least) semi-racist.
(and no, not using this tweet as the basis for this.)
isn't he asian and if so how is he racist against himself. Is he self loathing or what? Or is he like the the blind african american KKK member.
I've got something to say; it better to burn out than to fade away!!!
Walking on the beach and cleaning my sandles of all that excess Bisping.
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nam phan why you mad?
we sending all your women back to you messing up your fit hahahah. i’m sorry you know the rules of the game your chick choose me. i like when women form other countries at least get a little americanized. the start thinking for themselves it’s fun. i just dumped a tradiitonal japanese girl after a month and a half of group dates lol. why is she a traditionial japanese women you ask that is what she kept telling me. she really loved the group date thing. she said in japan we do group dates alot because it’s more fun. she whined everytime we had sex. coming from japan she should have know she was going get a size upgrade.
...sigh...
I guess you didn’t read the part where I said I wasn’t using the tweet as the basis for that comment.
Too bad Chael's newest quip didn't arrive in time...
Mirko, ol’ buddy! Strong words from someone who’s been carried out more often than Chinese food!
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Cageside at UFC 133. Or at least I hope these injuries stop…
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