How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 2nd Week of July

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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse

 

SOMETHING RANDOM ENOUGH TO TWEET

"Today is one of those gorgeous days with an endless expanse of blue sky. Makes me ponder, "Did I make up something random enough to tweet?""  -Amir Sadollah

"Asian women are only SUBMISSIVE back home in ASIA bc they're trying to get a green card. Americanized ASIAN sisters are CRAZY!!!!"  -Nam Phan

"Met Brooke Shields tonight...its AWESOME when FAMOUS PEOPLE are COOL!!!!!"  -Mike Goldberg, who sounded like a 14 year old girl who just saw Justin Bieber.

"RT : cant be swayed by your charm or good looks. -Arianny Celeste, I so pissed I no Smart Brain.

"Jake Shields, you don't know who I am, and you're not gonna know who I am after the fight either. Your cornermen will tell you.."  -Jake Ellenberger

"I will probably have news about my next fight this week...let the gossiping begin!!!"  -Stefan Struve

"My boy has an app? Ohhh now I want one too. I think mine would just be a cheap remake of angry birds."  -Amir Sadollah

"HATED ON ALL DAY LONG ---:) LIFE IS GOOD."  -Josh Koscheck, thinks people still care about him these days.

" Need you in my office, 11am, pronto. Dreamt you fought a live tiger at 133 - now I want to make it a damn reality."  -Kenny F Powers

 

TUF LOVE

"This is the best TUF season of all time."  -Jason Miller, is that like when Bobby Lashley said his cardio was "at an all time high"? It's easy when the bar is that low.

"In your opinion, what season of TUF has been the best so far?"  -, is this a trick question?

"Got a lot of doubters who think I'm lying when I say that this season of TUF is the best. Best fights ever, nonstop hilarity, and DRAMA!!!!"  -Jason Miller

 

There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow:

The Official BloodyElbow Twitter AccountLuke ThomasKid NateBrent BrookhouseMike Fagan, Leland RolingRichard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen... oh and maybe you all should follow that guy named Anton Tabuena

BJ PENN VS. JON FITCH CARLOS CONDIT

"@jonfitchdotnet tried to make it happen but Joe Silva said "the fans don't want it & I'm not interested". Not much more I can do on my end"  -BJ Penn

"The people have spoken @bjpenndotcom, they want to see us scrap, let's give em what they asked for"  -Carlos Condit

"@CarlosCondit Yup. Let's do it! October 29th"  -BJ Penn, that's actually a much more intriguing match up.

"@bjpenndotcom sounds like the fans want it to me. Either way we will meet again."  -Jon Fitch, needs to know that just because there's a few tweets on his timeline from a handful of fans, doesn't mean the entire public wants to see it.

"@bjpenndotcom you broke my heart, I thought you were a man of principle."  -Jon Fitch

 

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

"Hey are you coming to our fight in Philly on Aug 6? "  -UFC

" I'll be there! I was quite the wrestler myself back in the day."  -Abe Lincoln

 

DR. GRIFFIN

"Ran sprints today made my chest and lungs burn like I was giving the tailpipe of a running car a blowjob. Dont ask me how I know how that feels"  -Forrest Griffin

"In case you ever wondered what it's like to be knockedout it's like waking up from a nightmare only to discover it wasn't a dream"  -Forrest Griffin

"I have a theory that it's safer to masterbate and drive then text and drive anyone willing to "research" this for me"  -Forrest Griffin

"I'm pretty bright and you know what the smartest thing I've ever said is.....nothing. Feel free to follow my example"  -Forrest Griffin

"Quit hateing I know I should not have gotten paid for the "work" I did in the anderson fight."  -Forrest Griffin

"People say forest I got to be honest with you.... I stop em right there and say this will go better for both of us if you don't."  -Forrest Griffin

"I wonder why the UFC never retweets me."  -Forrest Griffin

 

TWICTURES

"I'm training with the great Roger Gracie all week"  -Georges St. Pierre

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"Front page news in Japan about K-1/FEG owing me 700,000.00 dollars, Le Banner n Aerts are also owed money nmanymore"  -Ray Sefo

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"I'm probably the first one to ever do this."  -Amir Sadollah

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MOAR TWICTURES

"Here is the revised collectible available this September."  -Round 5, would anyone really buy this?

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"Lol this pic totally looks like either our sorority or stepford wives…."  -Chandella Powell, now I really want to buy Chandella's phone.

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"My favorite shirt is my boyfriends cut up Tupac tee. I steal it all the time :)"  -Logan Stanton, so that's why I couldn't find it this morning!

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"Check out my commercial with NASCAR's Tony Stewart"  -Logan Stanton


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