A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
SOMETHING RANDOM ENOUGH TO TWEET
"Today is one of those gorgeous days with an endless expanse of blue sky. Makes me ponder, "Did I make up something random enough to tweet?"" -Amir Sadollah
"Asian women are only SUBMISSIVE back home in ASIA bc they're trying to get a green card. Americanized ASIAN sisters are CRAZY!!!!" -Nam Phan
"Met Brooke Shields tonight...its AWESOME when FAMOUS PEOPLE are COOL!!!!!" -Mike Goldberg, who sounded like a 14 year old girl who just saw Justin Bieber.
"I will probably have news about my next fight this week...let the gossiping begin!!!" -Stefan Struve
"My boy @Jayhieron has an app? Ohhh now I want one too. I think mine would just be a cheap remake of angry birds." -Amir Sadollah
"HATED ON ALL DAY LONG ---:) LIFE IS GOOD." -Josh Koscheck, thinks people still care about him these days.
"In your opinion, what season of TUF has been the best so far?" -Brad Tavares, is this a trick question?
"Got a lot of doubters who think I'm lying when I say that this season of TUF is the best. Best fights ever, nonstop hilarity, and DRAMA!!!!" -Jason Miller
There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow:
The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen... oh and maybe you all should follow that guy named Anton Tabuena
BJ PENN VS.
JON FITCH CARLOS CONDIT
"@jonfitchdotnet tried to make it happen but Joe Silva said "the fans don't want it & I'm not interested". Not much more I can do on my end" -BJ Penn
"The people have spoken @bjpenndotcom, they want to see us scrap, let's give em what they asked for" -Carlos Condit
"@CarlosCondit Yup. Let's do it! October 29th" -BJ Penn, that's actually a much more intriguing match up.
"@bjpenndotcom sounds like the fans want it to me. Either way we will meet again." -Jon Fitch, needs to know that just because there's a few tweets on his timeline from a handful of fans, doesn't mean the entire public wants to see it.
"@bjpenndotcom you broke my heart, I thought you were a man of principle." -Jon Fitch
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
"Ran sprints today made my chest and lungs burn like I was giving the tailpipe of a running car a blowjob. Dont ask me how I know how that feels" -Forrest Griffin
"In case you ever wondered what it's like to be knockedout it's like waking up from a nightmare only to discover it wasn't a dream" -Forrest Griffin
"I have a theory that it's safer to masterbate and drive then text and drive anyone willing to "research" this for me" -Forrest Griffin
"I'm pretty bright and you know what the smartest thing I've ever said is.....nothing. Feel free to follow my example" -Forrest Griffin
"Quit hateing I know I should not have gotten paid for the "work" I did in the anderson fight." -Forrest Griffin
"People say forest I got to be honest with you.... I stop em right there and say this will go better for both of us if you don't." -Forrest Griffin
"I wonder why the UFC never retweets me." -Forrest Griffin
"I'm probably the first one to ever do this." -Amir Sadollah
"Lol this pic totally looks like either our sorority or stepford wives…." -Chandella Powell, now I really want to buy Chandella's phone.
"My favorite shirt is my boyfriends cut up Tupac tee. I steal it all the time :)" -Logan Stanton, so that's why I couldn't find it this morning!
"Check out my commercial with NASCAR's Tony Stewart" -Logan Stanton