TWIQ: MMA Quotes for the Week of June 19 - 25
HE GONE
"He's cut from the UFC, I'm disgusted with him, he has no business fighting in the UFC." - UFC President Dana White, on UFC on Versus 4 main eventer Nate Marquardt, who failed his prefight medicals, forcing the Pennsylvania commission to pull him from the card. (MMA Torch)
"You've got to meet these requirements, and there's no ifs, ands or buts about it. ... He knew about it, and I think he was trying." - Pennsylvania State Athletic Commission Chief Greg Sirb. Trying to what exactly? (Cagewriter)
"Nate was looking forward to making his welterweight debut and is disappointed by this unfortunate turn of events." - Nate Marquardt, who plans on "personally addressing" the issue on Tuesday. (MMA Mania)
"We've got to follow these guidelines with the [HIPAA Act] and blah, blah, blah. Bottom line is, what Nate Marquardt did was bad enough to be cut from the UFC." - White. If we're reading between the lines, I think the only logical conclusions are that Marquardt is pregnant...
"I felt better in practice, I felt better after practice, I felt quicker, better stamina, and this camp even more so. ... I haven't lost any strength, my speed's gone up, my power's gone up, and I feel really good." - Marquardt, ...or is on a heavy PED regimen. (MMA Weekly)
"I don't know [if he can redeem himself]. ... I give a lot of guys chances and know that everybody makes mistakes, and Nate Marquardt has been one of those guys." - White, who currently has Tito Ortiz, Josh Barnett, and Paul Daley under contract.
"So for me to come out and say he's not going to fight in the UFC anymore, it's got to be serious." - White
FROM A GUY WHO ONCE CALLED HIMSELF 'THE CAT SMASHER'
"I'm excited to fight Wanderlei and I'm a little scared at the same time, too." - Chris Leben, on UFC 132 opponent Wanderlei Silva. (MMA Mania)
"I'll be honest. I don't like fighting. I love the training. I love everything else, but the day of the fight, anybody that says they really love it is probably lying to ya.'" - Leben
"There's nothing more motivating than a fear of a coma." - Leben. Just ask Terri Schiavo.
"I'm going to get out there and do what I do because I look my fears and issues in the eye and then I conquer them." - Leben, his two DUI arrest sheets hanging precariously in the background.
TITO ORTIZ: FIGHTING IS HARD
"Dana White and Joe Silva [the UFC's matchmaker] told me they wanted me to retire, but I knew I still had the fight inside me." - Tito Ortiz, who hasn't won a fight since KOing Ken Shamrock in 2006. His current three-fight skid includes losses to Forrest Griffin, Matt Hamill, and Jenna Jameson. (Telegraph UK)
"I pretty much begged for my job." - Ortiz, echoing the sentiments of Bloody Elbow contributor Matt Bishop.
"I was shocked, I thought they were kidding around. I took it as they didn't want to pay me, to give me what I'm worth." - Ortiz, who is worth so much that the UFC decided to keep off the card's poster.
WINNING UGLY
"I won the fight but I was not satisfied." - Alistair Overeem, on his Strikeforce tournament victory over Fabricio Werdum. (MMA Fighting)
"The fight was not good for either of us, but he did not beat me, I lost (on my own)." - Werdum, who flopped more times than a Vegas poker dealer. (Portal do Vale Tudo)
"Of course I expected him to pull guard, but I didn't expect him to do it like 30 times." - Overeem
"Even at striking I did not see the K-1 champion that knocks everyone out show up, he did not show much, he did not throw any strikes meant for knock downs, and as Fight Metrics showed I was able to throw more strikes." - Werdum, in what might be the first time a fighter has referenced FightMetric.
"I’m still trying to figure out what happened to me that night. It wasn't me fighting." - Werdum. Another failing of the state athletic commissions.
WHITE NOISE
"People always say 'monopoly.' The people who say that don't know enough about the sport." - UFC President Dana White, adding, "These morons don't know a thing. RISK is the greatest f***ing board game of all time." (USA Today)
"If you go state to state and called the athletic commission in every state where we're sanctioned and ask them how many MMA events were held there this year and how many times did the UFC come, the answer is going to be once or zero." - White, settling the case forever.
"We're not a monopoly. We're just the best. We do what we do the best." - White, and without any major competitor.
PARTING SHOTS
"I've never considered myself as a legend - just a simple man with heart." - Fedor Emelianenko. In the distance, a group of Russian men huddled together, counting money, and looking suspicious. (SB Nation MMA)
"I like being under the radar. I like being the underdog." - Phil Davis, who added that one day he'll accept his role as an overdog. (SB Nation MMA)
"I don't want to be taking unnecessary blows to the head. I want to come out with a W and maybe take one or two big fights and then I'm done." - Jorge Rivera, whose entire career is one constant stream of unnecessary blows to the head. (Boston Herald)
"My prayers will be going out to Urijah and I hope he does phenomenal, but Dominick Cruz is a tall order for everyone right now." - Jon Jones, when keepin' it real goes wrong. (SB Nation MMA)
"Whoever made the video game, as soon as my character falls down, he dies. Even if I just lay down on my back, he dies." - Pat Barry, who may still be giving the KO death stare as I write this. (Cagewriter)
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Buh-Bye!
“I pretty much begged for my job.” – Ortiz, echoing the sentiments of Bloody Elbow contributor Matt Bishop.
Sig betting against The-gentle-way is like playing Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic weapon. The only thing he knows more about than fighting is pleasing women, and my girlfriend is thankful for that.
by Earl Montclair on Jun 27, 2011 12:03 PM EDT reply actions
if we read between the lines
the only logical conclusion is that DW doesn’t actually give a crap about HIPA laws….you know, the blah blah blah guidelines.
No sir, I don't like it.
You can not give a crap
and still have the sense to not talk about it. Unless DW loves paying avoidable fines and penalties.
"To me, the function and duty of a quality human being is the sincere and honest development of one's potential." - Bruce Lee
by Genki Sudo's Choreographer on Jun 27, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Fagan-
I know you’re a Sox fan- but how dare you invoke a Hawk-ism to kick off the piece!!! C’mon- admit it-you hate him, right? I’d run an ice pick through my ear if I had to listen to that guy 140+ times a year.
"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."
"Do you lie awake alone at night, admiring my gash?"
-Lord Varys
by John Danaher's Hair on Jun 27, 2011 12:25 PM EDT reply actions
DAYUM
“There’s nothing more motivating than a fear of a coma.” – Leben. Just ask Terri Schiavo.
You went blue on this- really pushing the envelope, and I like it!
"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."
"Do you lie awake alone at night, admiring my gash?"
-Lord Varys
by John Danaher's Hair on Jun 27, 2011 12:27 PM EDT reply actions
Really?
I’m pretty repulsed by him right now to be perfectly honest. There’s a line, and that’s about as far past it as I’ve seen on here.
"Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness... give me truth."
Chris McCandless A.K.A. Alexander Supertramp
1968-1992
I don't begrudge you for not liking the joke...
but that’s just my kind of humor. Does it belong on an MMA site? Certainly a fair question… It also kinda flies in the face of the Joe Rogan/ misogynistic angle.
"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."
"Do you lie awake alone at night, admiring my gash?"
-Lord Varys
by John Danaher's Hair on Jun 27, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I have no problem mocking people.
I just have problems with mocking murder victims. That kind of thing doesn’t belong anywhere.
"Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness... give me truth."
Chris McCandless A.K.A. Alexander Supertramp
1968-1992
Murder?
"No person can disobey reason, without giving up his claim to be a rational creature." - Swift
Terri Schiavo.
She was murdered.
"Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness... give me truth."
Chris McCandless A.K.A. Alexander Supertramp
1968-1992
Not to my knowledge.
Her husband had a new girlfriend and wanted to marry her but couldn’t until Terri was gone.
"Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness... give me truth."
Chris McCandless A.K.A. Alexander Supertramp
1968-1992
Ever heard of divorce?
"No person can disobey reason, without giving up his claim to be a rational creature." - Swift
You can't divorce someone if they're in a coma and can't sign the papers.
"Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness... give me truth."
Chris McCandless A.K.A. Alexander Supertramp
1968-1992
Are you an attorney?
"No person can disobey reason, without giving up his claim to be a rational creature." - Swift
No, I'm just reasonably sure that's how it works.
"Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness... give me truth."
Chris McCandless A.K.A. Alexander Supertramp
1968-1992
I don't remember a divorce being an issue...
it was more the husband carrying out his wife’s wish of not maintaining a low quality of life vs. her parents who claimed that she was “consious” and thus deserved to live.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terri_Schiavo_case
"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."
"Do you lie awake alone at night, admiring my gash?"
-Lord Varys
by John Danaher's Hair on Jun 27, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think you are.
There are thousands of people every day who are unable to sign papers (e.g., retarded people, people in coma, etc.). Those people are not left out to dry. People are appointed to represent them.
At least here in Louisiana, they are interdicted and a curator is appointed to represent them. They have the legal authority to act on behalf of the interdict.
"No person can disobey reason, without giving up his claim to be a rational creature." - Swift
At least here in Louisiana
Kind of sums it all up, no?
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Jun 27, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Me no get.
"No person can disobey reason, without giving up his claim to be a rational creature." - Swift
There was also the small matter
Of a husband wanting to carry out his wife’s wishes against the feelings of her family.
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
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by Derek Suboticki on Jun 27, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Source?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I just don’t remember ever hearing that it was her wish to die.
"Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness... give me truth."
Chris McCandless A.K.A. Alexander Supertramp
1968-1992
The court determined she would no longer wish to continue living like that
Given the lack of a living will, a trial was held during the week of January 24, 2000, to determine what Terri’s wishes would have been regarding life-prolonging procedures. Testimony from eighteen witnesses regarding her medical condition and her end-of-life wishes was heard. Michael claimed that Terri would not want to be kept on a machine where her chance for recovery was minuscule.
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
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by Derek Suboticki on Jun 27, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
that was her husband's stance...
that he was carrying out her wish- that she “would not wish to conitne the life-prolonging measure.” See the link above.
"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."
"Do you lie awake alone at night, admiring my gash?"
-Lord Varys
by John Danaher's Hair on Jun 27, 2011 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Right.
The husband that had a girlfriend a child with her. I don’t know guys, but that just all lines up to him wanting her gone over wanting what she really would’ve wanted. That’s just the way I see it, and I’m pretty sure this just isn’t something Subo and I will agree on.
"Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness... give me truth."
Chris McCandless A.K.A. Alexander Supertramp
1968-1992
You can disagree all day
Calling it “murder” is just flat out stupid.
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
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Still Subo at Fightlinker.com
by Derek Suboticki on Jun 27, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Well. So much for civilized debate. It's my opinion that that is what it was.
Your opinion is that it isn’t. Leave it at that?
"Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness... give me truth."
Chris McCandless A.K.A. Alexander Supertramp
1968-1992
I suppose I have no other option.
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
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Still Subo at Fightlinker.com
by Derek Suboticki on Jun 27, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
murder?
"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."
"Do you lie awake alone at night, admiring my gash?"
-Lord Varys
by John Danaher's Hair on Jun 27, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
hahahahahahahahaha
"Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness... give me truth."
Chris McCandless A.K.A. Alexander Supertramp
1968-1992
Swell.
"Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness... give me truth."
Chris McCandless A.K.A. Alexander Supertramp
1968-1992
Her husband first filed the petition to remove the feeding tube eight years after the incident.
What would you have done? Would you have never moved on? His wife was dead. It was her time to go.
"No person can disobey reason, without giving up his claim to be a rational creature." - Swift
by sgiblin on Jun 27, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
do you have alink to the info about a GF?
I can’t find it in the wiki
"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."
"Do you lie awake alone at night, admiring my gash?"
-Lord Varys
by John Danaher's Hair on Jun 27, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
It's in the wiki article.
By this time, while still legally married to Terri Schiavo, Michael was in a relationship with Jodi Centonze, and had fathered their first child.
"Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness... give me truth."
Chris McCandless A.K.A. Alexander Supertramp
1968-1992
This was roughly a decade after Terri had fallen ill
I suppose that Michael should have, I don’t know, kept loyal to a tomato?
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
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Still Subo at Fightlinker.com
by Derek Suboticki on Jun 27, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
ouch
but I agree
"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."
"Do you lie awake alone at night, admiring my gash?"
-Lord Varys
by John Danaher's Hair on Jun 27, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Just saying it's suspicious is all.
But I do agree it is a long time, I’m not sure what I’d do in his shoes.
"Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness... give me truth."
Chris McCandless A.K.A. Alexander Supertramp
1968-1992
I'd get a pillow
1. Anderson Silva is waiting for you to punch him.
2. That guy is Anderson Silva.
3. Don't fucking punch that guy.
by Chris Barton on Jun 27, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Gawt damn
you cold as ice Barton.
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by ElliotMatheny on Jun 28, 2011 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Precisely. And I hope you never know what it is like to be in his shoes. It was an awful situation with incredibly difficult decisions to be made either way. To just blurt out murder shows zero empathy.
Chris Groves and The American Ronin stand at the font of all MMA knowledge and I salute them.
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by memitim on Jun 27, 2011 2:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 4 recs
Also, it's stupid.
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
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by Derek Suboticki on Jun 27, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
You're not sure?
Just a while ago you were calling him a murderer for doing what you might do.
"No person can disobey reason, without giving up his claim to be a rational creature." - Swift
He is a murderer, he murdered someone, that's my opinion.
I’m just saying that I don’t know what I would do, it’s a crazy situation.
"Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness... give me truth."
Chris McCandless A.K.A. Alexander Supertramp
1968-1992
Murder involves the unlawful killing of someone, though. So, you’re opinion is probably wrong.
That said, the joke was pretty offensive. Mostly because it was lazy and not very funny.
Twitter: @Mike_Fagan_13
I could be wrong, the paper I wrote on Schiavo's case was a while ago.
But I think euthanasia was illegal in Florida at the time. And umm.. Yeah I agree with the second paragraph hahaha.
"Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness... give me truth."
Chris McCandless A.K.A. Alexander Supertramp
1968-1992
thx
"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."
"Do you lie awake alone at night, admiring my gash?"
-Lord Varys
by John Danaher's Hair on Jun 27, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't buy the murder angle.
"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."
"Do you lie awake alone at night, admiring my gash?"
-Lord Varys
by John Danaher's Hair on Jun 27, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't buy the mercy killing angle haha.
See my reply to castleeb ^
"Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness... give me truth."
Chris McCandless A.K.A. Alexander Supertramp
1968-1992
totally, I understand
it’s very much a personal philosophy. I work in Mental Health and have had 1st hand experience with family members of people in a permanent vegetative state. It’s a sticky issue and there’s no one right way for everyone.
"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."
"Do you lie awake alone at night, admiring my gash?"
-Lord Varys
by John Danaher's Hair on Jun 27, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Wasn't she in a coma for like three years...
and then they removed her life support because she was beyond help?
"No person can disobey reason, without giving up his claim to be a rational creature." - Swift
11 years
the first motion to remove the feeding tube was after 8 years of vegetative state.
"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."
"Do you lie awake alone at night, admiring my gash?"
-Lord Varys
by John Danaher's Hair on Jun 27, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
That's a really, really stupid thing to say.
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
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by Derek Suboticki on Jun 27, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hmm...
As I believe they sang at the Little Clam Pre-School…“Terri Schiavo is kind of alive-o…”
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Jun 27, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay, now after reading the entire thread, I actually feel kind of bad for reminding everyone of that Family Guy…
Just enough guilt to not feel guilty about not feeling guilty as it were…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Jun 27, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
“I don’t want to be taking unnecessary blows to the head. I want to come out with a W and maybe take one or two big fights and then I’m done.” – Jorge Rivera, whose entire career is one constant stream of unnecessary blows to the head.
Truer words.
Cooper! Get two coffins. Wait...better make it three.
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by lowellthehammer on Jun 27, 2011 12:33 PM EDT reply actions
I laughed
"I can be friends with anybody. Man. Woman. Cat. Dog. Fish..... Alien." -Rampage
by Charles Awad on Jun 27, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
“Nate was looking forward to making his welterweight debut and is disappointed by this unfortunate turn of events.” – Nate Marquardt
I kind of doubt it was Nate that said this, unless he’s gone straight Bob Dole on us.
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
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by Derek Suboticki on Jun 27, 2011 1:08 PM EDT reply actions
Bob Dole don't fail no piss test! Bob Dole!
1. Anderson Silva is waiting for you to punch him.
2. That guy is Anderson Silva.
3. Don't fucking punch that guy.
by Chris Barton on Jun 27, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Bob Dole! Bob Dole.
Bob dole.. Bob Dooole……
You know what, chris81203?
I’ve a bone to pick with you. Where do you get off having a lame username with numbers like most internet jackoffs that lack intelligence and internet savvy, yet still manage to make hilarious and insightful posts with regularity? There’s a God damned standard, and your username implies that you’re a dumb, forgettable peon, but your demeanor implied otherwise.
In other words, you confuse and infuriate me. - James Brady (Ninjajames)
Jon chose the absolute nicest way of saying who he thinks will win. Why would Urijah need people to bend the truth for him? He’s an underdog to the bookies too; he should just prove them all wrong.
It’s so fuckin’ ridiculous when a fighter for whatever reason gains some disapproval, and people just jump on that bandwagon and start nitpicking at whatever they get their hands on. God, flock mentality bothers me.
There's an art
To knowing when to shut the fuck up
by ValleyMoney on Jun 27, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Eh
he could have said the same thing with quite a bit more tact.
That said, the hate for that got blown way the fuck out of proportion.
You know what, chris81203?
I’ve a bone to pick with you. Where do you get off having a lame username with numbers like most internet jackoffs that lack intelligence and internet savvy, yet still manage to make hilarious and insightful posts with regularity? There’s a God damned standard, and your username implies that you’re a dumb, forgettable peon, but your demeanor implied otherwise.
In other words, you confuse and infuriate me. - James Brady (Ninjajames)
woohoo, Fagan copped my pregnancy joke!
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by some schmuck in texas on Jun 27, 2011 1:34 PM EDT reply actions
well Dana just added another spastic quote which i love
yup, Risk.. when is someone is going to make a Dana soundboard
Wow Fagan. That was COLD BLOODED.
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