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Help Me Create an Unstoppable Killing Machine

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Alright, here’s something I’m sure we’ve all seen a variation on somewhere else, but I haven’t seen it here so I’m going to do it. Why? It’s a Thursday, I’m bored as hell, and it’s too early for me to start drinking. (Hint: no it isn’t.)

So, if you had $6 million and could pull body parts/skill sets from any fighters in their prime, then reassemble them into the ultimate fighter (hurr durr durr), from who would you take what?

Here’s how I would do it:

 

            ChinB.J. Penn

            Dexterity: BJ Penn

            Body frameJon Jones

            Striking offenseAnderson Silva

            Striking defense: Anderson Silva

            Stance: Lyoto Machida

            Timing: Anderson Silva

            ClinchDan Henderson

            Takedown defense: BJ Penn

            TakedownsGeorges St. Pierre

            Top control: Georges St. Pierre

            Ground ‘n’ Pound: (Tie) Jon Jones and Fedor Emelianenko

            Trips: Lyoto Machida

            ThrowsKaro Parisyan

            Guard: BJ Penn

            Submissions from bottomAntonio Rodrigo Nogueira

            Submissions from top/back: BJ Penn

            Submission defenseKazushi Sakuraba

            Transitions: Fedor Emelianenko

            "Ring Generalship": Fedor Emelianenko

            Fight IQ: Randy Couture

            StaminaClay Guida

            Heart: Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira

            Groin: Georges St. Pierre

 

Share with me any facets you think I left out, choices you think are preposterous/ignorant, and whether or not you think a fighter assembled with these abilities would still lose to Rickson (by armbar).

\The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

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