After Strikeforce: Overeem vs. Werdum, Who Sucks?

• 2% Alistair Overeem, because my woman won't look at me no more (4 votes)
• 16% Alistair Overeem, because he did not hit Werdum so hard that Werdum, Brock Lesnar, Cain Velasquez, and Junior Dos Santos were all simultaneously knocked out (26 votes)
• 3% Fabricio Werdum, because if he wanted to he could have huracanranaed Overeem into his guard (6 votes)
• 24% Fabricio Werdum, because he kept trying to use jiu-jitsu (38 votes)
• 0% Josh Barnett, because he didn't sound a damn thing like Dusty Rhodes (1 vote)
• 1% Brett Rogers, because he used to change tires instead of being a poet or a glassblower or some other more typical prior occupation for MMA fighters (3 votes)
• 2% K.J. Noons, for trying to make people think he's BJ Penn with that initials thing (4 votes)
• 0% Jorge Masvidal, because if I hear one more mention of how he fought in a back alley or a garden shed or whatever it is, I will puke (1 vote)
• 0% Daniel Cormier, because he isn't Jon Jones (0 votes)
• 0% Jeff Monson, because I thought he'd be entering to "Imagine" again (0 votes)
• 1% Jeff Monson, because of the ongoing disagreement between the syndicalists and the anarcho-communists (3 votes)
• 5% Mauro Ranallo, because he took like a full half minute to tell us that Monson's anarchism is similar to Franklin Delano Roosevelt's anarchism (8 votes)
• 1% Chad Griggs, because my sideburns always come in crappy (3 votes)
• 1% Valentijn Overeem, because my woman's sister won't look at me no more, either (3 votes)
• 0% Mauro Ranallo, because he isn't Stephen Quadros (0 votes)
• 3% Frank Shamrock, because he isn't Bas Rutten (6 votes)
• 10% Gus Johnson, because THIS IS INCREDIBLE, GUS JOHNSON HAS JUST TOTALLY SUCKED!!! (16 votes)
• 10% Fedor (17 votes)
• 11% Roberto Luongo (18 votes)

157 votes total