A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
CHAEL SONNEN STILL CALLING OUT BRAZILIANS
"40 minutes and not one tatted up tough guy. Come on Sao Paolo, send anybody you want. Just don't send anybody you like..." -Chael Sonnen
"Hey Anderson, stick to what your country does best; like soccer or harboring infectious disease. Oh, and tell Lyoto that I'M CALLING HIM OUT" -Chael Sonnen
"Yushin and I go back to civilzation tomorrow. Thanks for everything, Brazil. It was like camping in Compton." -Chael Sonnen
HE'S AT IT AGAIN
"I love when studies like that confirm what we all know. Next thing you know they'll be a study confirming that many black people don't tip" -Joe Rogan
"I bet no one likes to f**k black guys more than racist white chicks from the deep south. The forbidden fruit that they hate to crave." -Joe Rogan, (I had to bleep that one out)
"I braced for a PC sandy vagina twitter reaction that never came. I'm honored to have so many cool people following me." -Joe Rogan
There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow:
The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Cofeen... oh and maybe you all should follow that guy named Anton Tabuena
"ahhaa is rainning in montreal rain is good for the flower but bad for F1 lol im only happy when it rains .....lalalalalalalla" -Ivan Menjivar
"waoo i thing he cellphone here in quebec is too much i 45$ no internet fido... my contract whit fido finish a sept haha so fido you have to make my a deal or you out Fido be a nice dog .." -Ivan Menjivar
STEPHAN BONNAR VS. JOSH KOSCHECK
"Kos is full of shit. @TrashTalkinKids is a line of UFC merchandise. We can make shirts 4 any fighter who signs the merch agreement w the ufc... any merchandise the ufc sells with a fighters image/likeness including @TrashTalkinKids shirts, gives 10% of profits to that fighter... so yes, Kos does get paid on each shirt we've sold (which isn't that many)" -Stephan Bonnar
"Just remember u fuck heads that tweeted me 2day there's always2 side2every story.As4 that C level fighter calling me out:) bring it bitch! ...Man I really want to tweet some nasty shit right now but ahahahahaha I won't.......saving that shit. FYI" -Josh Koscheck
"@Verafied holding Thai pads for Ben Henderson" -Rolando Perez, who also won his PXC 24: 'Manila' fight recently... Bendo also recently became a medalist in the 2011 mundials at Brown Belt. Pretty impressive stuff.
"Everyone is asking about my broken nose, here you go. About like Rich every time he fights Andy." -Chael Sonnen
"So don't hate. :)" -Josh Koscheck, borrowed Chandella's phone.
"who said all work and no fun ? LOL, jealous ?" -Royce Gracie
"In USA we got candy machines at the mall! In Dubai they got gold machines!" -Royce Gracie
"Check out my appearance on G4 Network. It was fun" -Royce Gracie
ARIANNY CELESTE GOES TOPLESS ON THIS BUD LIGHT LIME COMMERCIAL
"Arianny looks good in green!!!" -Dana White, who essentially says that Arianny looks good naked.
"Damn baby. This Bud light lime tastes delicious!!!" -Arianny Celeste, did they pay you to say that? ;)
KELLI HUTCHERSON ON GETTING IN STRIKEFORCE: "I GOT FAKE BOOBS, FINALLY, AND MY BOSS HIRED ME"
THIS NATASHA WICKS PORTRAIT FIGHTS SLAVERY
"2nd stage of my portrait of @natashawicks is up: http://t.co/cWglYnu Again, 25% of proceeds will go to @IJMHQ to fight global #slavery! RT! ...Natasha (3rd stage: laying in contour details and correcting proportions)" -James-Michael Smith
"My ladies r coming to visit me in socal..which can only mean 1 thing, bikinis, beach, fitness, and oh...champagne. ;)" -Arianny Celeste
"let's see UFC mag is the #1 Selling mag now beats out every other mens mag. And I'm on the cover. Who's not valuable? STFU!" -Arianny Celeste, addressing a fan.
"Ridin Dirrrrtayyy!" -Arianny Celeste
"We <3 Marc Ratner! :D" -Arianny Celeste
"With @chandellapowell @junior_cigano @demianmaia after weigh ins" -Arianny Celeste
"RT @msBeverlyOlvera: My girl is the hottest model and most amazing woman!! !" -Arianny Celeste
MORE OCTAGON GIRLS
"Someone asked to see me with no makeup. Here ya go! With my curly hair too… Yes its natural" -Brittney Palmer
"I feel like I have the most colorful friends!" -Brittney Palmer
"Not that easy in sparkle flip flops…lol;)" -Chandella Powell, and it's not easy to play sideways golf either.
"Leavin work :) Dodgers game tonight!" -Logan Stanton
"My post workout drank ;) these glasses are the OPPOSITE of June gloom : p haha" -Logan Stanton