How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 3rd Week of June
by Anton Tabuena on Jun 15, 2011 10:32 AM EDT
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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
CHAEL SONNEN STILL CALLING OUT BRAZILIANS
"I'm amused by the threats, meus amigos. If you are really so brave, ride your little scooters over here and say it to my face." -Chael Sonnen, who apparently, was in Brazil with Yushin Okami.
"40 minutes and not one tatted up tough guy. Come on Sao Paolo, send anybody you want. Just don't send anybody you like..." -Chael Sonnen
"Hey Anderson, stick to what your country does best; like soccer or harboring infectious disease. Oh, and tell Lyoto that I'M CALLING HIM OUT" -Chael Sonnen
"Yushin and I go back to civilzation tomorrow. Thanks for everything, Brazil. It was like camping in Compton." -Chael Sonnen
HE'S AT IT AGAIN
"I love when studies like that confirm what we all know. Next thing you know they'll be a study confirming that many black people don't tip" -Joe Rogan
"I bet no one likes to f**k black guys more than racist white chicks from the deep south. The forbidden fruit that they hate to crave." -Joe Rogan, (I had to bleep that one out)
"I braced for a PC sandy vagina twitter reaction that never came. I'm honored to have so many cool people following me." -Joe Rogan
There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow:
The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Cofeen... oh and maybe you all should follow that guy named Anton Tabuena
RANDOM TWIDBITS
"ahhaa is rainning in montreal rain is good for the flower but bad for F1 lol im only happy when it rains .....lalalalalalalla" -Ivan Menjivar
"waoo i thing he cellphone here in quebec is too much i 45$ no internet fido... my contract whit fido finish a sept haha so fido you have to make my a deal or you out Fido be a nice dog .." -Ivan Menjivar
"@bloodyelbow Someone just approached me, knew my face from somewhere "oh yah, an mma site called Bloodyelbow always post pics of u" ;) <3 it" -Natasha Wicks, my bad.
STEPHAN BONNAR VS. JOSH KOSCHECK
"Kos is full of shit. @TrashTalkinKids is a line of UFC merchandise. We can make shirts 4 any fighter who signs the merch agreement w the ufc... any merchandise the ufc sells with a fighters image/likeness including @TrashTalkinKids shirts, gives 10% of profits to that fighter... so yes, Kos does get paid on each shirt we've sold (which isn't that many)" -Stephan Bonnar
"Just remember u fuck heads that tweeted me 2day there's always2 side2every story.As4 that C level fighter calling me out:) bring it bitch! ...Man I really want to tweet some nasty shit right now but ahahahahaha I won't.......saving that shit. FYI" -Josh Koscheck
TWAINING
"First day of training camp for lil nog. Mike put me through HELL." -Rich Franklin, is wearing vibrams! (sorry I just love my Vibrams as well)
"@Verafied holding Thai pads for Ben Henderson" -Rolando Perez, who also won his PXC 24: 'Manila' fight recently... Bendo also recently became a medalist in the 2011 mundials at Brown Belt. Pretty impressive stuff.
TWICTURES
"Everyone is asking about my broken nose, here you go. About like Rich every time he fights Andy." -Chael Sonnen
"So don't hate. :)" -Josh Koscheck, borrowed Chandella's phone.
"The big boys are in Dallas! @AlistairOvereem and @JoshLBarnett fight (not each other) Saturday at @Strikeforce" -UFC
ROYCE GRACIE!
"who said all work and no fun ? LOL, jealous ?" -Royce Gracie
"In USA we got candy machines at the mall! In Dubai they got gold machines!" -Royce Gracie
"Check out my appearance on G4 Network. It was fun" -Royce Gracie
ARIANNY CELESTE GOES TOPLESS ON THIS BUD LIGHT LIME COMMERCIAL
"Arianny looks good in green!!!" -Dana White, who essentially says that Arianny looks good naked.
"Damn baby. This Bud light lime tastes delicious!!!" -Arianny Celeste, did they pay you to say that? ;)
KELLI HUTCHERSON ON GETTING IN STRIKEFORCE: "I GOT FAKE BOOBS, FINALLY, AND MY BOSS HIRED ME"
"Hey peeps!!! Please check out @MMAthletics on fox sports website!!!! I hVe a featured video!!! Watch watch watch" -Kelli Hutcherson
THIS NATASHA WICKS PORTRAIT FIGHTS SLAVERY
"2nd stage of my portrait of @natashawicks is up: http://t.co/cWglYnu Again, 25% of proceeds will go to @IJMHQ to fight global #slavery! RT! ...Natasha (3rd stage: laying in contour details and correcting proportions)" -James-Michael Smith
#BLONDEMOMENT
"My ladies r coming to visit me in socal..which can only mean 1 thing, bikinis, beach, fitness, and oh...champagne. ;)" -Arianny Celeste
"Ran into @iamcheickkongo @HBUTC haha frenchies are funny!!" -Arianny Celeste
"Hey ya'll dont forget to pick up the new @ufc magazine! Im on the June/July cover! wooohoooo!! :)" -Arianny Celeste
"let's see UFC mag is the #1 Selling mag now beats out every other mens mag. And I'm on the cover. Who's not valuable? STFU!" -Arianny Celeste, addressing a fan.
"Ridin Dirrrrtayyy!" -Arianny Celeste
"We <3 Marc Ratner! :D" -Arianny Celeste
"With @chandellapowell @junior_cigano @demianmaia after weigh ins" -Arianny Celeste
"RT @msBeverlyOlvera: My girl @AriannyCeleste is the hottest model and most amazing woman!! #YoungNSuccessfulSexSymbol !" -Arianny Celeste
MORE OCTAGON GIRLS
"Someone asked to see me with no makeup. Here ya go! With my curly hair too… Yes its natural" -Brittney Palmer
"I feel like I have the most colorful friends!" -Brittney Palmer
"Not that easy in sparkle flip flops…lol;)" -Chandella Powell, and it's not easy to play sideways golf either.
"Happy Birthday @jordanmcdonald Kisses!!!:) @laurennoelguest @blakeclopton Thanks for coming out ladies:)" -Chandella Powell, I think I'm running out of inverted photo jokes.
#BringLoganAndNatashaBack
"I can't speak for @natashawicks, but I think we both miss parts of it :)" -Logan Stanton
"I miss parts of it too.. but I miss ALL of @lostanton 's parts. ;)" -Natasha Wicks
"Leavin work :) Dodgers game tonight!" -Logan Stanton
"My post workout drank ;) these glasses are the OPPOSITE of June gloom : p haha" -Logan Stanton
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im gonna miss sonnen
when hes murdered.
i tried to change my username to 'big country fit' but the system wouldnt let me.
by gspmademegay on Jun 15, 2011 10:08 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
I’m not ;).
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
by Jack.Barrington on Jun 15, 2011 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions 18 recs
He shouldn't come to Mexico and say those things about us, Mexicans, in the event that the UFC does come here at some point.
There’d be no more Chael after that. Shit be real around here. I wouldn’t doubt that some drug dealer would take offense and send some boys to pay him a visit, if only to showcase how his head looks without those shoulders getting in the way.
I’m serious here. If the UFC does come here they should leave the guy back in the U.S.
by Unabomberman on Jun 15, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
That pretty much sums up why the UFC should never go there
"You should work for 15 minutes to knock your opponent out, submit him, or improve your position to give yourself the best chance of doing either." - Dan Hardy
by Day Man on Jun 15, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Au contraire mon ami.
Drug dealers would LOVE that shit and shell truckloads of cash. They just wouldn’t love Sonnen.
by Unabomberman on Jun 15, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
not a chael lover
but does anyone else note how he’s doing yushin’s trash-talking for him, helping him to promote the fight?
that’s what friends are for.
“I love when studies like that confirm what we all know. Next thing you know they’ll be a study confirming that many black people don’t tip” -Joe Rogan
I hope Rogan chokes on a bag of dicks.
Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't you, girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side of the world... so cold and so dark
by HitokiriX on Jun 15, 2011 10:11 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Meh that joke was tame
I have more beef with his insistance of dropping Enwurds (property of Krimson) every podcast.
"Sarcastically I'm in charge" - Militant #2
by LRaunThaDamaja on Jun 15, 2011 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions
i love that word. enwurds...its perfect
thank you Krimson
by Body Triangle on Jun 15, 2011 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions
I hope black people
start tipping.
If you can't laugh at yourself... Who can you laugh at?
The Packers, that’s who.
-- The almighty Manimal
by TheViking83 on Jun 15, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions
We do
Goldmember: A shmoke und a pancake. You know, a flapjack und a shigarette? No? Shigar und a waffle? No? Pipe und a crepe? No? Bong und a blintz? No? Well, then there ish no pleashing you.
by RJshock 305 on Jun 15, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
I can think of a tip black people might give Joe:
“Stop with the stereotyping before you get your ass kicked.”
Quod licet Iovi non licet bovi.
by Wrestling Uber Alles on Jun 15, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
That seems like its stereotyping black people as violent
"You should work for 15 minutes to knock your opponent out, submit him, or improve your position to give yourself the best chance of doing either." - Dan Hardy
by Day Man on Jun 15, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
My assumption is that Joe was purposely trolling people so he could block them on his twitter if they started bellyaching. Personally, I think there’s a difference between messing around, and genuinely saying some racist shit.
by Krumpenstein on Jun 15, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's a tip
Look both ways before crossing the road
aka DJ Enwurd, on the wheels of steel spinnin only the livest shit you've heard on the radio over and over again while shakin his dreds.
@KrimsonTVN
DIA2ill.com coming soon....
Someone made a joke about someone taking a joke so seriously he wanted the teller to “suck a bag of dicks” (of course, all he could come up with was another comedians own words). The first someone then gets their life theoretically threatened.
Gotta love the “check your non-mma related sense of humor at the door” policy here at good ol’ BE.
If you can't laugh at yourself... Who can you laugh at?
The Packers, that’s who.
-- The almighty Manimal
by TheViking83 on Jun 15, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
you both can share
and what comedian are you talking about?
Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't you, girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side of the world... so cold and so dark
Louis CK
He did a five minute bit on his thoughts after someone told him to “suck a bag of dicks.” Damn funny stuff.
What screams date rapist more: An Affliction t-shirt or a guy on the corner screaming, "I'm a date rapist!"
by FragglesHateKos on Jun 15, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
"Eat a bag of dicks" is a phrase that predates Louis CK F.Y.I.
“Sucking a bag of dicks.” tho is totaly original….
Learn JiuJitsu, it's fun.
both sayings are common where i'm from
been saying it since middle school after hearing it from my older brother – so no, he didn’t come up with that
Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't you, girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side of the world... so cold and so dark
Oh come on, you know the internet is one big giant misunderstanding. I could be sarcastic right now and you won’t even know it……or am I…..
aka DJ Enwurd, on the wheels of steel spinnin only the livest shit you've heard on the radio over and over again while shakin his dreds.
@KrimsonTVN
DIA2ill.com coming soon....
by Krimson on Jun 15, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nurrr hurr hurr white chicks like black guys hurr hurr
Already made joke was already made… FIFTY FUCKING YEARS AGO.
But yeah, BE must not have a sense of humor.
Look everybody! Asian women are bad drivers! Hurr hurrr!
Never approach a vast undertaking with a half-vast plan.
They are slightly worse
Scariest thing I’ve ever seen: Old asian woman on the cell driving a mini van well over the speed limit.
Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.
by halitosis on Jun 15, 2011 12:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
I always said,
If I ever see an elderly Asian women with an eyepatch driving a car while talking on her cellphone, I’m just going to pull over and let her go.
by CaptnAmerca on Jun 15, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
white girl black cock jokes
are one of the simple pleasures in life.
Clay Guida ensured he is now and forever the worlds most exciting and active boring fighter.
by Urijah Bieber on Jun 15, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
And another
“Don’t eat Egg Salad if you plan on riding the bus”
"Sarcastically I'm in charge" - Militant #2
by LRaunThaDamaja on Jun 15, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
I know a doctor who does nothing but circumcisions. The pay is lousy, but he says the tips are great.
Author of "Clay Guida: The Complete Fighter"®
by Scabby Knuckle on Jun 15, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
What was that in reference too anyways?
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Jun 15, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
i never saw the big hoopla about the Kanazawa study being published
he is an evolutionary psychologist, thats what he does. he gives a theory to support his hypothesis, its not some amateur stuff.
Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Jun 15, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Great stuff as always
I LOVE my Vibrams too man. Got a pair of the lower end KSO’s and they’ve been awesome. Don’t remember the last time I wore shoes for a prolonged period of time except at work. I wear them almost everywhere, even with pants (crazy right!?). I try not to go to bars with them though just for the risk that some slob steps on my toes. Going to upgrade within the next 6 months I’m thinking. I run sooo far in them — pavement, trails, whatever.
Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. - Bruce Lee
Rogan is really trolling the universe lately
little bizarre.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Does everybody forget
that the dude is a COMEDIAN?!?! Not simply a UFC figurehead?? He tells jokes people.
And if you have a sense of humor, you;d know that many other comedians go WAYYYYY further than that.
If you can't laugh at yourself... Who can you laugh at?
The Packers, that’s who.
-- The almighty Manimal
by TheViking83 on Jun 15, 2011 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Like Tracy Morgan talking about stabbing his son if he ever turned gay or Michael Richards talking about hanging black people?
aka DJ Enwurd, on the wheels of steel spinnin only the livest shit you've heard on the radio over and over again while shakin his dreds.
@KrimsonTVN
DIA2ill.com coming soon....
because a joke about not tipping
is the same as killing a man because of the color of his skin?
I’m not taking this debate any further than this, because that’s just ridiculous.
If you can't laugh at yourself... Who can you laugh at?
The Packers, that’s who.
-- The almighty Manimal
by TheViking83 on Jun 15, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
sorry
im an idiot and realize you were just stating which comedians have gone too far, not trying to compare the jokes.
I misunderstood after first reading.
If you can't laugh at yourself... Who can you laugh at?
The Packers, that’s who.
-- The almighty Manimal
by TheViking83 on Jun 15, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
The thing I love most about Rogan...
Is the way he is allowed to make seamless transitions from “appeal to authority” MMA commentator figurehead to “why are you offended? It’s a joke” comedian, and nobody calls him on it. Especially when he does it in the same discussion, a la Tomas Rios.
by zdoggy00 on Jun 15, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
I'm not really worked up about it
I just think his behavior has been a little bizarre. Those kind of jokes don’t really translate onto Twitter.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Jun 15, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't listen to or watch other comedians who do this type of schtick either
Mostly because it’s low-hanging fruit and not funny. Lenny Bruce did it 50 years ago and any gas that was left in the tank Andrew Dice Clay burned up.
Now, I’m fine for other people to enjoy his comedy and for me to change the channel. The problem is that I am an MMA fan and when I tune in to the biggest promotion in the world I have the guy crammed down my throat.
So join the modern sports world and have a trainer or retired fighter do color. A fucking comedian makes it look like a joke sport.
by The Ghost of Spike Owen on Jun 15, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I heard about this Andrew Dice Clay guy
but never really heard any of his bits. I just googled him and read some of his quotes from his standup…terrible person.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Jun 15, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Just one of the many gems from the great Andrew:
“I don’t see too many homosexuals in Philly, you know? Out in L.A., Manhattan, you got ‘em all over the place. Brooklyn we don’t have any gay people. They’re all gone”.
Replace homsexual with it’s derogatory counterpart and replace gone with dead. Wow, just wow.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Jun 15, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
You guys make me feel ancient when you don't know who Andrew Dice Clay is.
Not your faults. Just saying.
Also, get off my lawn.
by The Ghost of Spike Owen on Jun 15, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
haha, I only know a reference from him as a kid when that chick from In Living Color would parody him, and then I think VH1 gave him a “coming back” reality show or whatever a few years back. I was born in 85, my earliest memories of comedians are from In Living Color and Mad TV, and a little SNL when Will Farrell joined the cast, but that’s about it.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Jun 15, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
is charle oliveria really a muay thai wrecking machine or just a brazilian
THIS SPACE FOR SALE
by BO_knows_MMA on Jun 15, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Dice was hilarious to me…when I was about 15 or 16…after I grew up, not so much.
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Jun 15, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat down beside her said hey whats in the bowl bitch? Ya hear? I hear.
One of the tamer ones I can post on here.
" Its like when I'm right I'm right, when I'm wrong I coulda been right, so I'm still right cause I coulda been wrong, you know, and I'm sorry cause I could be wrong right now, I could be wrong, but I'm right..." Bama
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMb7wLrqsw
Andrew Dice Gottfried.
You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.
by timetraveltome on Jun 15, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly
he has some ridiculously extreme “jokes”…
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Jun 15, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Overreems hand placement is sorts odd in that picture. Oh and palmer is smoking hot with or without make up
"This mother Fucker next to me is wearing foot warmers? Its like 60 degrees out here." Joe Rogan
by Bobillarious on Jun 15, 2011 10:14 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
It's a damn shame
the only photo of Chandella that I can see (or make out) was taken by Arianny.
"Sarcastically I'm in charge" - Militant #2
by LRaunThaDamaja on Jun 15, 2011 10:15 AM EDT reply actions
Arianny hate bandwagon!
You’re freaking awesome bro. You could do soooo much better.
Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.
by halitosis on Jun 15, 2011 12:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Anyone else just scroll down to the comments once they get to the ring girls?
No?
BOOSH
by Farthammer on Jun 15, 2011 10:15 AM EDT reply actions 11 recs
HA HA HA!!
Once I hit Arianny I do… due to over exposure not unattractiveness
"Sarcastically I'm in charge" - Militant #2
by LRaunThaDamaja on Jun 15, 2011 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions
I do.
"So even though it’s the gayest sport ever, MMA is still the best sport ever. I love my gay sport." - Wrestling Uber Alles
"Ellismania is, along with the black President, a symbol of the future." - Mayhem Miller
Tweeter!
I’m the same, but mostly because I work with a bunch of middle aged women who would be shocked to see any type of female image on my computer screen.
I do make a point to ctrl-F for Miesha Tate, but that’s about it.
Fight Rankings - I don't know more about MMA than you, but I'll certainly pretend that I do.
Is ctrl-F a euphemism?
If so, I applaud.
Why didn't I know about this stuff in '95?
by rdmcurator on Jun 15, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Find function
to search for her name on the page.
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Jun 15, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Hmm...
That could prove…useful…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Jun 15, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions
The double entendre was unintended, but given my strong feelings for Miesha Tate (i.e. DO WANT), it is entirely applicable.
Fight Rankings - I don't know more about MMA than you, but I'll certainly pretend that I do.
With the possible exception of Ms. Palmer, she is the hottest girl in or affiliated with MMA imo…just…DAMN!
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Jun 15, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha
just made a comment about that below! It’s good to know that I’m not the only one.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Jun 15, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
I do
"All the time he's boxing, he's thinking. All the time he was thinking, I was hitting him." - Jack Dempsey
www.badlefthook.com
by Drunken cutman on Jun 15, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Let’s be honest, no one is saying anything really important here.
Boys becoming men...Men becoming wolves
by spectaa on Jun 15, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is it just me, or do comments from Rogan like the ones above, always come off as a liitle more sad and a little more feeble when you remind yourself that he’s almost 44 years old?
Most fans love Rogan, so I fully expect people to tell me that it is just me. I don’t think it is though.
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
by Jack.Barrington on Jun 15, 2011 10:16 AM EDT reply actions
No, not just you. When I read those this morning on my Twitter feed I was taken aback. I cannot see anything positive coming from these set of tweets. Maybe he’s trying to get out of any contract he has with UFC? Just dumping bad PR on ’em?
For sure it’s sad coming from someone from his age. I’d expect these kind of comments from an octogenarian.
"Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep, And yet a third of life is passed in sleep."
- Lord Byron
by MyFightWiffaCheeto on Jun 15, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Joe's definitely an interesting guy
But his comedy…..I dunno humor is subjective. He does make me sniggle occasionally
"Sarcastically I'm in charge" - Militant #2
by LRaunThaDamaja on Jun 15, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll say it
His standup sucks. I think he is a funny guy – when you hear him in regular conversations like on podcasts, he is funny. But his actual standup is terrible.
BOOSH
by Farthammer on Jun 15, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ok yea what you said
"Sarcastically I'm in charge" - Militant #2
by LRaunThaDamaja on Jun 15, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I used to like his podcasts...
but damn, he turns EVERY conversation into discussions about alternate universes, akashic records, marijuana and Terrence McKenna. That shit got old.
"No person can disobey reason, without giving up his claim to be a rational creature." - Swift
Same here. I used to listen to them all the time, but a man can only take just so much stoner talk….
by Obesely Morbid on Jun 15, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve seen him at the Impov in LA a few times and his act doesn’t suck. The guy is a natural story teller and while his stuff is pretty raunchy its still hilarious.
"You should work for 15 minutes to knock your opponent out, submit him, or improve your position to give yourself the best chance of doing either." - Dan Hardy
“Natural storyteller,” jeez. I’ll never see that phrase the same way again. Yeah, Rogan is a real John Updike.
by The Ghost of Spike Owen on Jun 15, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
When I first read “his standup sucks”, I thought you were referring to his striking ability. I was confused.
"So even though it’s the gayest sport ever, MMA is still the best sport ever. I love my gay sport." - Wrestling Uber Alles
"Ellismania is, along with the black President, a symbol of the future." - Mayhem Miller
Tweeter!
by alicks on Jun 15, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Dude…….what the hell is a sniggle? And don’t leave that wide open for me to create a definition like that cause you and I both know where this is going.
aka DJ Enwurd, on the wheels of steel spinnin only the livest shit you've heard on the radio over and over again while shakin his dreds.
@KrimsonTVN
DIA2ill.com coming soon....
Sniggle=Snicker and giggle hybrid
You know the Brendon Schuab of reactions to humor
"Sarcastically I'm in charge" - Militant #2
by LRaunThaDamaja on Jun 15, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
When you explain it that way
I dislike it even more.
by Forbidden Psychological Technology on Jun 15, 2011 12:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
or maybe hes just being a comedian
the guy has a massive fanbase completely unrelated to mma
hes just telling jokes
"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva
by milk72 on Jun 15, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah
I’m a black guy. I don’t find him offensive, but I also make a point to tip. Anyways he’s a blue comedian, that’s what they do. Tosh, Chapelle and Bernie are pretty extreme as well…Tosh is really fucking extreme though lol.
And to the guy above me who posted that about Kramer, he wasn’t joking when he was talking about hanging black people. Dude flipped the fuck out and just went on a racist tirade.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Jun 15, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
I agree. He’s becoming a grumpy old man doing the same old shtick, but gradually being less and less funny.. like it usually is.
by Horselover Fat on Jun 15, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I have found...
that if you Tweet Logan something funny about Arianny she comments back affirming the dislike for Miss Celeste.
Arianny definitely was part of the catalyst for getting Logan and Natasha fired, not just the Fowlkes interview.
"Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep, And yet a third of life is passed in sleep."
- Lord Byron
by MyFightWiffaCheeto on Jun 15, 2011 10:19 AM EDT reply actions
No, Bob Arum is totally wrong
MMA is not filled with racists.
by Konartist on Jun 15, 2011 10:31 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Natasha/Logan/Britt for the win.
Also, Vibrams are the f’n best, I will never go back to running or working out in normal shoes again; 5 fingers 4 ever. haha.
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Jun 15, 2011 10:34 AM EDT reply actions
You should put Above the Fire on your sig or something.
I still get confused at times. haha
by Anton Tabuena on Jun 15, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Will do haha.
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Jun 15, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
There, new sig.
-The artist formerly known as AboveThisFire
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Jun 15, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
me too
I’m about to become a goldfish in his shark tank at GB Texas though, so I’m on the way!
by DiploMatt on Jun 15, 2011 11:35 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Lucky! I’ve only ever heard great things about that place, Texas has some prime BJJ. If you’re near Genesis BJJ check them out too when you’re comfortable enough to hopscotch around schools, the guy who runs Genesis is a super badass brown belt.
-The artist formerly known as AboveThisFire
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
"If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail." -Ryan Hall
by Patrick Tenney on Jun 15, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
right on
Is Genesis in Houston? I’ve never heard of it.
I’m so amped, just ordered a new gi (my first bjj gi) and rash guard lol. Now I just gotta pay the mortgage for the month and I’ll be in. Thinking about doing a fanpost series on it, chronicles of a whitebelt or something
by DiploMatt on Jun 15, 2011 11:46 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Dallas/Ft Worth apparently, so not Houston.
Albert Hughes is the Brown Belt I was speaking of, very awesome competitor and I’ve heard a lot of people compliment his game and gameness.
http://www.genesisjiujitsu.com/
That’s their website, so if anyone reading this is in that area, there’s a good school for you.
-The artist formerly known as AboveThisFire
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
"If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail." -Ryan Hall
by Patrick Tenney on Jun 15, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
They lie that is in fort worth. I’m north of dallas its a hour and ahalf drive to get there.
"This mother Fucker next to me is wearing foot warmers? Its like 60 degrees out here." Joe Rogan
by Bobillarious on Jun 15, 2011 1:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Vibrams are awesome.
I love doing just about anything in them only downside is mine now smell like death I need to upgrade soon
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"Do you know where we are going?" she said.
"To solve the mystery of the eternal hereafter, I imagine," I replied.
-- _The Gods of Mars_
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger.
-Glen Cook The Black Company
won't washing it properly do anything after it turns into the Vibram Fingers of Funk?
I guess I’m lucky mine hasn’t evolved to that creature yet.
by Anton Tabuena on Jun 15, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
I had been washing them when I got them cause I heard they get stinky.
But didnt stop it. Im not sure why either my friend only weight lifts in his, says they feel better for squats idk, and his are just as bad. So everyone I know has that problem. Maybe you just lucky
Η κόλαση δεν έχει μυστικά
"Do you know where we are going?" she said.
"To solve the mystery of the eternal hereafter, I imagine," I replied.
-- _The Gods of Mars_
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger.
-Glen Cook The Black Company
Try some bleach/vinegar mixture with some peppermint or lemon scent.
Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. - Bruce Lee
will do. Im still getting a new pair mine is ragged
but it will be nice to know what works.
Η κόλαση δεν έχει μυστικά
"Do you know where we are going?" she said.
"To solve the mystery of the eternal hereafter, I imagine," I replied.
-- _The Gods of Mars_
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger.
-Glen Cook The Black Company
I was about to give up on that retarded, cliched commercial
and then they cut to Jon Jones battering opponents.
Quod licet Iovi non licet bovi.
by Wrestling Uber Alles on Jun 15, 2011 10:38 AM EDT reply actions
And Logan is a natural beauty/knockout.
She’s just my type. Too bad for her I’ve already got my hands full. Sorry, babe, maybe in the next life.
Quod licet Iovi non licet bovi.
by Wrestling Uber Alles on Jun 15, 2011 10:39 AM EDT reply actions
What I’m getting is that people will moan and bitch about ring girls and how this is an MMA site but…
It’s totally ok to see non stop tweets from Chael Sonnen shitting on everything that’s not ’murica. I need an explanation for this.
Or somebody needs to ether Chael Sonnen. I need to follow Mayhem Miller and his blonde hair
aka DJ Enwurd, on the wheels of steel spinnin only the livest shit you've heard on the radio over and over again while shakin his dreds.
@KrimsonTVN
DIA2ill.com coming soon....
didn't Silva and the CSAC already ether Chael
Chael needs the Tweet bonus since he can’t fight I guess.
When (if) he comes back. Sonnen should just be fed Brazilians. Maybe Palhares can break one of his limbs.
OOOOH...Chael-Palahares...
YES!
"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."
by John Danaher's Hair on Jun 15, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
That would be the perfect return opponent for him. Paul Harris should be drilling nothing but TDD and redirection of takedown attempts, esp from the clinch, for the next 6-9 months or however long it is.
And given all the shit Sonnen has been talking, you just KNOW Palhares would fall for the quick tap…hell, he’ll probably end up fined or suspended for not releasing it on the ref’s command.
This might be the one time I would almost be alright with someone taking the Aoki approach to injuring their opponent…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Jun 15, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I think that Palhares' game...
is perfectly suited for Sonnen. I mean, Palhares specializes in an area that is unique and tough to deal with even for JJ lifers, let alone someone who openly states that he doesn’t train BJJ (though I don’t really believe him).
"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."
by John Danaher's Hair on Jun 15, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not ok with either one
but at least Chael is a fighter.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Jun 15, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Chael Sonnen is a fighter.
I don’t like him and think his routine is terrible, but his comments still have some impact on the sport. People will pay to watch him fight because of his trash talk.
Ring girls and ex-ring girls showing their fake boobs, non-butts and making duck faces have nothing to do with anything. Nobody buys a PPV for the ring girls. No one. They’re boring, their pictures are boring, their comments are boring, and most of them are 7s who act like they’re fucking 11s. If I wanted to look at hot girls on the internet, I’d look at actual hot girls on the internet. BE is an MMA blog. They have nothing tangible to do with MMA.
/rank
by d.rok on Jun 15, 2011 11:51 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
which ex-ring girl have fake boobs?
Everything store bought are still there on the shelf. #nitpicking
by Anton Tabuena on Jun 15, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Next thing you know
there will be a study confirming that Joe Rogan has poor judgement and he will be replaced by Kenny Florian in the not-so-distant future
by HighNoon on Jun 15, 2011 10:52 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Somebody please....
…put up the “c’mon son” .gif for Chandella and her seemingly incurable ineptitude with a stinkin’ camera phone. This is beyond pathetic.
That pic of Britney with whoever that tattooed gentleman is will for sure end up on HotChicksWithDouchebags.com.
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by Luke Thomas on Jun 15, 2011 11:01 AM EDT reply actions 7 recs
Where have you been for the past decade?
That site came out in like 04 or something
When I'm on the mic it goes down, CINTRON
-Joell Ortiz
by The Lethal Haze on Jun 15, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha edgy!
Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. - Bruce Lee
by MSEMCEE on Jun 15, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Too many
Octagon girl photos. I’d much rather read more tweets from fighters and see them in pics instead of the girls. I’ve counted about 9-10 pics of actual fighters and 16 pics of Octagon/Models, but eh whatever.
I’m just kinda tired or reading “Oh yeah my sexy bitches @girl1 and @girl2 are going to be here soon, that means beach, bikinis and martinis! Woohoo!!!”. Ok, you’re hot and in your free time you go the beach. And you wear a bikini. And you have drinks. Woop-dee-fucking doo.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Jun 15, 2011 11:09 AM EDT reply actions
that's why I cater to both kinds of readers
I’d much rather read more tweets from fighters and see them in pics instead of the girls. I’ve counted about 9-10 pics of actual fighters and 16 pics of Octagon/Models, but eh whatever.
Plus, majority of the tweets I put here are always going to be from fighters anyway. Octagon girls just post more pics than fighters.
by Anton Tabuena on Jun 15, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Just keep doing what you do Anton
folks gonna complain either way.
"Sarcastically I'm in charge" - Militant #2
by LRaunThaDamaja on Jun 15, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh nah man it's cool
just bitching a little haha. I don’t mind Palmer or Chandella, and the other girl who draws a lot is fucking gorgeus…I guess it’s just that damn Arianny. She’s ALWAYS at the beach and drinking with other girls at the beach, like all the time. I understand that’s her lifestyle and all, but idk it seems kinda redundant.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Jun 15, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
You can please some of the people al of the time and you can please all of the people most of the time and you can please most of the people most of the time but you can’t uuhhhheerrrrrummmmmmmmmmnext question
aka DJ Enwurd, on the wheels of steel spinnin only the livest shit you've heard on the radio over and over again while shakin his dreds.
@KrimsonTVN
DIA2ill.com coming soon....
Shouldn't we wait for data?
I will hold judgment until i see information on ethnic tipping.
Clay Guida ensured he is now and forever the worlds most exciting and active boring fighter.
by Urijah Bieber on Jun 15, 2011 11:10 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
I made this just for you Bieber.
but I hope to use it elsewhere.
by CaptnAmerca on Jun 15, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
slowclap.gif
brilliant, sir
http://mixedmartialartsblogger.wordpress.com/
by Cory Braiterman on Jun 15, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it just me, or does it seem like lately
Rogan is on a quest to get fired, and Sonnen is on one to end up twitching is a ditch somewhere…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Jun 15, 2011 11:50 AM EDT reply actions
The only reason I have any Joe Rogan in my life at all is because of his involvement with the UFC.
The day that is no longer the case will be a wonderful, beautiful day.
by The Ghost of Spike Owen on Jun 15, 2011 12:22 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
yeah….I’m getting a bit tired of him too…he needs to stfu
by phantom5691 on Jun 15, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I would take the Bellator commentary team over the UFC's every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
It’s not that there are a wealth of good commentary teams out there. It’s that of all the sucky MMA commentary teams, the UFC’s is. The. Fucking. Worst.
Bar none.
by The Ghost of Spike Owen on Jun 15, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
You're fucking kidding...
I mute Bellator. They call subs and strikes as shit that wasn’t even thrown in the previous 3 fights, much less the main event.
The dude abides.
After every round, Jimmy Smith scores it using the 10-9 system with a brief summation of why he did so.
Which acknowledges that MMA is a sport and gives context to what we’re watching.
On UFC, conversely, when a fight eventually reaches the third round Goldberg will sometimes ask Rogan how he has it scored, and Rogan will say who he thought won each round with no mention of a possibility of a 10-8 or 10-10 round. Goldberg with then spout off that fighters “shouldn’t leave it in the hands of the judges.”
That’s just one of a million ways Bellator commentary is vastly superior to that of the UFC.
by The Ghost of Spike Owen on Jun 15, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Replace Joe with Bas.
"No person can disobey reason, without giving up his claim to be a rational creature." - Swift
by sgiblin on Jun 15, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Or Randy.
Or Jens. Or fucking anybody. Just do it now. Like, before the next event.
by The Ghost of Spike Owen on Jun 15, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Trigg was very good. Although still active, I like Mir in the booth as well.
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Jun 15, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you talking about Sarah Palin’s kid?
Author of "Clay Guida: The Complete Fighter"®
by Scabby Knuckle on Jun 15, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Let me just balance out your hatred with saying I approve of Joe and none of the shit he’s been saying lately even remotely bothers me.
Like I said, I wish you could enjoy his comedy and I could avoid it.
To each their own. I just wish I didn’t have to listen to him in order to view the preeminent promotion in the sport.
by The Ghost of Spike Owen on Jun 15, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Sonnen is getting more and more pathetic…throw out random, offensive comments on twitter = stay on the radar….
has he learned nothing about humility? when folks say that he was treated unfairly by the athletic commission, part of me believes that because he never showed any humility or contrition to them, they took the gloves and stuck it to him.
he is just despicable…no respect for anything.
i wonder if he used his food stamps to pay for that trip to Brazil.
Vibrims, huh? I have no idea why I want some of those. lol
HOT DAMN Arianny is hawt.
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
Note how that girl is kissing Koscheck's left cheek.
She does that because he still can’t feel anything on the right side.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
btw I'm just gonna post this
Louis CK and Patrice O’Neal discussing the origins of a pair of racial epithets.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0xqe9vVSHk
Very not safe for work language. Also very fucking funny. Sometimes jokes about sensitive subjects are funny (this) and sometimes they aren’t (Michael Richards, Tracy Morgan)
http://mixedmartialartsblogger.wordpress.com/
by Cory Braiterman on Jun 15, 2011 1:08 PM EDT reply actions
Patrice is hilarious – I wish they would release the entire tape of him, Charlie Murphy and Dave Chapelle riffing on random pictures of celebrities in the player haters ball sketch.
"You should work for 15 minutes to knock your opponent out, submit him, or improve your position to give yourself the best chance of doing either." - Dan Hardy
“She wears underwear with dickholes in ’em.”
Best single line of shit talking in the history of shit talking.
"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."
by John Danaher's Hair on Jun 15, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
What is that line from?
/ducks and covers
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Jun 15, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Chapelle's Show: Playa Hater's Ball sketch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nr0q28M5nI&feature=related
The line is at the 3:05 mark, but I highly suggest watching the whole thing if you’ve never seen it. This sketch is where MostDiabolicalHater gets his namesake from.
"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."
by John Danaher's Hair on Jun 15, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s the line that Patrice loses his shit on – everyone was forced to break character because it was actually the most perfect insult ever
"You should work for 15 minutes to knock your opponent out, submit him, or improve your position to give yourself the best chance of doing either." - Dan Hardy
Michale Richards didn't tell a racial joke
he just screamed “N***ER! N***ER! N***ER! They’re N***ERS!”
Classy.
Learn JiuJitsu, it's fun.
The proper Bloody Elbow terms are
“ENW*RD! ENW*RD! ENW*RD! THEY’RE ENW*WRDS!”
aka DJ Enwurd, on the wheels of steel spinnin only the livest shit you've heard on the radio over and over again while shakin his dreds.
@KrimsonTVN
DIA2ill.com coming soon....
Yeah, no.
“Damn baby. This Bud light lime tastes delicious!!!”
Shit’s gross.
Learn JiuJitsu, it's fun.
Shit’s gross.
While I completely agree in reality, everything tastes better to me when it is free, so think of how much better still it would taste if you were paid to drink it…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Jun 15, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Co-sign
Bud anything tastes like ass. This just tastes like ass with a hint of lime
aka DJ Enwurd, on the wheels of steel spinnin only the livest shit you've heard on the radio over and over again while shakin his dreds.
@KrimsonTVN
DIA2ill.com coming soon....
Only a taste
I don’t drink anything Bud. Tasted like I would imagine a lime-infused urinal sample might taste…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Jun 15, 2011 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
that reminds me of the time i spent training Machida Karate.
The lime really takes the edge off.
"Many have the will to win. Few have to will to prepare to win."
" A black belt only covers 2 inches of your ass. The rest is up to you." - Royce Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Jun 15, 2011 2:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Ha!
Might be a familiar taste for her, who knows… What was that line from Hollywood Knights, way back before the day? “Tastes kind of familiar…” “yeah, it has a certain ‘wang’ to it” or some such…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Jun 15, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
The sideways pics of Chandella make her mysterious
Appreciate, you simpletons!
by phillyhoosfan on Jun 15, 2011 1:21 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Everytime I read Arianny's twitter messages...
…I have to laugh so hard since I think of Luke Thomas description of the “recording artist” on SB Nation radio which ended with something like “dumb as a bag of rocks”.
"No man dies for what he knows to be true. Men die for what they want to be true, for what some terror in their hearts tells them is not true."
by killphil on Jun 15, 2011 1:26 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Didn't even...
get the saying right.
"No person can disobey reason, without giving up his claim to be a rational creature." - Swift
pardon me?
"No man dies for what he knows to be true. Men die for what they want to be true, for what some terror in their hearts tells them is not true."
I was talking about Luke Thomas.
Dumb as a bag of rocks…
"No person can disobey reason, without giving up his claim to be a rational creature." - Swift
That first pic Logan made my heart stop for half a second. She is by far the most beautiful girl to ever hold a number above her head (IMO). What did Arianny have to do to get her fired?
by Obesely Morbid on Jun 15, 2011 1:28 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I like Brittany better but
Logan is definitely beautiful.
" Its like when I'm right I'm right, when I'm wrong I coulda been right, so I'm still right cause I coulda been wrong, you know, and I'm sorry cause I could be wrong right now, I could be wrong, but I'm right..." Bama
Definitely prefer Brittany as well.
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Jun 15, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Logan has a lot of poise. Like, real poise and elegance.
She was really lanky and uncordinated, but she was still somewhat elegant before, but as she gets older she’s growing into it. Me likey.
by Unabomberman on Jun 15, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
To each their own, I guess.
Personally… I don’t really go for girls who have the body of a 10 year old asian boy.
Xtreme Couture- The best never rest! The girl in my av is Kari Sweets (you're welcome).
"I swear it upon Zeus an outstanding runner cannot be the equal of an average wrestler."
-Socrates
by ElliotMatheny on Jun 15, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Her body is not her strongest feature, its her face and mostly her eyes. After thinking about it for a minute she does lack certain “assets” that my remind one of a tall Asian lad. So I guess I answered my own question…my bad…
by Obesely Morbid on Jun 15, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Plain face and snub nose IMO.
Not that she isn’t cute, and on the upper range of the hot meter, but Logan isn’t anything I would write home about. Adriana Lima she is not.
Xtreme Couture- The best never rest! The girl in my av is Kari Sweets (you're welcome).
"I swear it upon Zeus an outstanding runner cannot be the equal of an average wrestler."
-Socrates
by ElliotMatheny on Jun 15, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Not that she isn’t cute
That is how I see her – really cute, although maybe she just reminds me of my teenaged daughter’s friends a little too much to find her at all attractive…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
by The American Ronin on Jun 16, 2011 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions
HEY I LIVE IN ASIA AND BOYS DONT LOOK LIKE THAT!
by Anton Tabuena on Jun 15, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
One man's trash is another man's treasure!
Xtreme Couture- The best never rest! The girl in my av is Kari Sweets (you're welcome).
"I swear it upon Zeus an outstanding runner cannot be the equal of an average wrestler."
-Socrates
by ElliotMatheny on Jun 15, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought that the Keli Hutcherson quote about plastic boobs was a joke.. then I watched the video and she really said it. Hmm.
Also the Natasha drawing is pretty good, but on her upper lip there is too much gum showing. Not a good tooth-to-gum ratio, as it were.
by Horselover Fat on Jun 15, 2011 1:45 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Also the Natasha drawing is pretty good, but on her upper lip there is too much gum showing. Not a good tooth-to-gum ratio, as it were.
rec’d
should have put more upper lip on her. Its a damn potrait, not a caricature.
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-Joell Ortiz
by The Lethal Haze on Jun 15, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Has anyone had Budlight with lime?
It’s terrible. Tastes like bubble solution.
Opulence, I has it.
by Psychic Octopus on Jun 15, 2011 2:59 PM EDT reply actions
I dig some ring girl pics...
but do we need THAT much Arianny?? That was a bit much, IMO.
"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They’re back! There’s no choice left. And I’m ready for war."
by John Danaher's Hair on Jun 15, 2011 3:42 PM EDT reply actions
Hey, Kelly, How about some, you know...
You don’t wanna catch a gust of wind that really does some damage. Better safe than sorry.
You're right, better safe than sorry.
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by sgiblin on Jun 15, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
meh
its got to the stage now when i ignore any post relating to sonnen, dullllll
koscheck- bonnars probably a b-list fighter, just like you, but at least he puts on vaguely interesting fights, unlike you …..
arianny celeste- i know the ufc has a twitter policy now, and you have to try and promote yourself, but still, are any of your posts any different to the last one. and the one before that for that matter?
One of the things I look forward to most about getting older
is watching Arianny lose her beauty,
then realize she has nothing left to offer,
then frantically try to recapture what she lost by getting all kinds of exotic plastic surgery and end up looking like an alien.
But, who knows? Maybe she’ll develop into an amazing singer/songwriter ;)
And that inverted Bowl we call The Sky,
Whereunder crawling coop’t we live and die,
Lift not thy hands to IT for help—for It
Rolls impotently on as Thou or I.
some serious anger issues with women dude
Clay Guida ensured he is now and forever the worlds most exciting and active boring fighter.
by Urijah Bieber on Jun 15, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
You know not all women are like that right?
And don’t say just the ugly ones, because I live with a counterexample to that.
And that inverted Bowl we call The Sky,
Whereunder crawling coop’t we live and die,
Lift not thy hands to IT for help—for It
Rolls impotently on as Thou or I.
God Sonnen is a prick
I hope he get’s his ass beat by the Rio Slums worst. Douchebaggery at it’s finest. And it’s not like he’s an awesome person making racist comments or anything. He’s a sore loser, and drug abuser, and an idiot. He only implicates why MMA is currently thought of as unprofessional. If any player in ANY other major sport would have said that they would have brought back the guillotine,Brazillians would riot on how they hate America and Americans, and his entire team would probably tar and feather him. But NO, because it’s MMA, let’s just completely disregard this as a normal “Twitter weekly MMA rant”.
You people have got to start taking this stuff more seriously or else this sport is going to get nowhere. There aren’t enough Bendo’s and Bones’s around to cover up from the complete lack of respect from somethings that go on inside and around MMA. And this is coming from someone who’s not even Brazilian.
by Mixed Martial Arts on Jun 16, 2011 12:55 AM EDT reply actions
Also before anyone tries to flame me.
I’d wasn’t upset by what Rampage did to Karyn Bryant at all. Rampage is a funny guy, and it’s not the first,or second time he’s done that. I don’t think that MMA can’t have fun in it at all and needs to be fought with suits on black shades. But What Chael is saying is COMPLETELY out of line. That’s the kind of stuff that gets people shot if your in the wrong place at the wrong time. What Rampage did was unprofessional but it hardly made the sport look bad.
Why people would rather make 150 comments about Arianna rather than talk about how retarded and negligent Chael Sonnen is, is beyond me.
by Mixed Martial Arts on Jun 16, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
if anyone in the NFL or MLB made the comments he has made, could you imagine what would happen? i am just so sick of that a**hole
by phantom5691 on Jun 16, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
if anyone in the NFL or MLB made the comments he has made, could you imagine what would happen? i am just so sick of that a**hole
Oh oh! yes. But which a**hole??
Sonnen? Rampage? Rogan? White?
Which professional athlete, commentator or CEO called someonec*nty this week?? Sometimes the week doesn’t work right for them unless this happens!
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