It is only once an MMA event has ended that the truly significant work of MMA fandom can begin. Watching the event, cheering for your favorites, supporting the sport, sharing the experience with other fans; these things are just fine. But the lasting contribution of fans to the sport of MMA is the scrupulous determination of who sucks. So now that we have enjoyed another UFC, let us do our duty. Remember: the primary responsibility of every professional athlete is to entertain you personally.