It is only once an MMA event has ended that the truly significant work of MMA fandom can begin. Watching the event, cheering for your favorites, supporting the sport, sharing the experience with other fans; these things are just fine. But the lasting contribution of fans to the sport of MMA is the scrupulous determination of who sucks. So now that we have enjoyed another UFC, let us do our duty. Remember: the primary responsibility of every professional athlete is to entertain you personally.
After UFC 131, Who Sucks?
Junior Dos Santos, because why didn't he try to knock Carwin out? (29 votes)
Brock Lesnar, because he's obviously ducking JDS -- I saw him on Spike just a while ago and he looked fine (72 votes)
Diego Nunes, for being smaller than Kenny Florian (5 votes)
Mark Munoz, because he is too likeable (8 votes)
Mark Munoz, because that one judge is a tool (52 votes)
Demian Maia, because he didn't finish Munoz with the crucifix, which would have been awesome (34 votes)
Dave Herman, because I thought he'd have Chairry in his corner (14 votes)
John Olav Einemo, for displeasing Odin and being banished to the Octagon to learn humility (45 votes)
Vagner Rocha, because I never forgave RATM for signing with Epic (26 votes)
Yves Edwards, because he shouldn't have been allowed to jump ahead of Joachim Hansen (11 votes)
The ringside doctor, for asking Carwin, "Can you see this?" as if he might say say no (136 votes)
Fedor (137 votes)
Maxim Lapierre (49 votes)
618 total votes