How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 1st Week of May
by Anton Tabuena on May 4, 2011 11:28 AM EDT
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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
YOU DON'T ALWAYS GET CATEGORIES
"My gamer tag on Xbox .. JeFFie Num Numz don't ask y! ...Sorry guys,didn't know how many friends I could have on xbox,I will get a new 1,but 4 now,send me a bunch of messages,I will add the cool 1s" -Quinton Jackson
"@JimMiller_155 is going to haunt my dreams... he got 800 on the Kit kat punching machine and I got 799." -Joe Lauzon
"Love angry birds so much I'm gonna make a similar app with female dogs instead. "Angry Bitches"." -Kenny Florian
"Guys I'm sorry I gave yall the wrong gamer tag,but dude pissed me off on the game bad,I thought I would play a joke on him! Hahaha u no me!" -Quinton Jackson
"Uncle Chael's watching you fellas. No 'Government Cheese' hometown decision for Grease S.P." -Chael Sonnen
RAMPAGE JACKSON VS. KENNY FLORIAN
"@kennyflorian Hating on @Rampage4real won't make you jump higher, run faster, fight better or increase ur income #realtalk" -Martijn De Jong
"people love 2 hate on me,fuk @kennyflorian,he's just salty cus he's not a fighter anymore,haters make me stronger,#fake people" -Quinton Jackson
"@martijndej @rampage4real are u guys retarded? Seriously? Did u even see MMA live this week? That's some ignorant shit... Went from me giving an opinion (my job on ESPN) "thought Machida outpointed Rampage" to me hating on Rampage. Huh? Some geniuses out there." -Kenny Florian
"@kennyflorian dude i dont watch your show but my manager does,and he says u suck yo boy Evens ass and talk shit on me,so i jump off" -Quinton Jackson
RAMPAGE JACKSON <3 MICHAEL BISPING
"@bisping thanks mate,glad u came 2 help out,but not glad u r hitting harder than the last time we sparred. Side note my ass is getting nicer" -Quinton Jackson
"@Rampage4real side note, this is getting GAY hahaha see you tonight mate" -Michael Bisping
"Yo @bisping r u coming 2 spar 2 night? If so please don't hit me as hard as u did last time.. Side note I lost my face fat!!!!" -Quinton Jackson
"@Rampage4real Sorry mate, I'm Edmonton DJing tonight. Back on Sunday. Have a good one!" -Michael Bisping
The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop... oh and maybe you all should follow that guy named Anton Tabuena
BJ PENN TRAINED WITH ANDERSON SILVA
"Check this video out -- Private Lessons with Anderson Silva & Dede" -BJ Penn
TWICTURES
"The champs are here! @Jonnybones @georgestpierre" -Arianny Celeste, with Jon Jones and a terminator.
"Look The Silva ahaha" -Wanderlei Silva
"Someone special stopped by..one n only Royce Gracie ;)" -Arianny Celeste
THE REAL REASON YOU CLICKED AFTER THE FOLD?
"This shoot is getting a lil sweaty..rocking @ufc new perfomance line :)" -Arianny Celeste
"Welcome to my New Website! If you have something that inspires you that you’d like me to paint, go to my Contact page and email my manager. Let me know what it is and why it inspires you and I’d be glad to capture your love on canvas." -Brittney Palmer, who I really respect for getting serious with her art. Oh and here's the background image of her new site (click the image to see the bigger resolution)
"I get paid to play dress up." -Logan Stanton
"Lookin very 70's" -Logan Stanton
""May people they come and go, May people they just don't know.." I switched May and Mall.. name that movie! ;)" -Natasha Wicks
Think I missed a tweet that deserves to be featured? Let us know in the comments!
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Brittney's paintings are way better than Arianny's "singing."
by pud333 on May 4, 2011 10:10 AM EDT reply actions 9 recs
“Hey there boy, I know that you’re hatin’,
I see it in your eyes.
Diss me, tease me,
I know it’s not easy
Better learn to be nice.”
Bisping is a DJ?
What the duece.
Luke Thomas: If Pro Wrestling had a dick, you'd be the balls!
Kid Nate: ...
by TorQus on May 4, 2011 10:15 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
i did a double take on that as well
Jonny Bench called.
by Sterling Archer on May 4, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Just when I thought he couldn’t get any more douche-y…
Hardcore MMA fan since UFC 99
by ChiCubs23 on May 4, 2011 10:54 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
With Technology these days...everyone is a "DJ"
Stand at a table, put one side of the headphones up to one ear…and press buttons on an iPad or iPod.
BOOSH
by Farthammer on May 4, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Seriously, this means not a thing nowadays. Is Bisping out there with turntables and crates of obscure vinyl?
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on May 4, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
bisbing is a douche but
Spinning takes skill.
"Many have the will to win. Few have to will to prepare to win."
" A black belt only covers 2 inches of your ass. The rest is up to you." - Royce Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on May 4, 2011 1:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I agree. I just can’t help but wonder if he’s really doing work, or just plugging in a playlist and doing a celeb appearance. I think DarthKitty has the answer below. I did not know that…
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on May 4, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
He’s just another “celebrity” who gets paid to do these things half-heartedly. I mean, why the hell not..
by Horselover Fat on May 4, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Michael Bisping
Was a DJ before he ever became a famous MMA fighter. On the ultimate fighter, the first one he appeared in, Michael Bisping talked about how that was one of the side jobs he did to get a little extra money
by DarthKitty on May 4, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, really? Ok, my bad, haven’t watched that season. He just never struck me as the DJ type, whatever that means.
by Horselover Fat on May 4, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I know. No big deal, just curious as to what this actually entailed.
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on May 4, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently Idris Elba DJs too. Who knew
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
gocyborg.com
by Krimson on May 4, 2011 3:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I think...
I may be finding new respect for GSP. That eye is seriously jacked up.
And not hematoma jacked-up, or black-eye jacked-up, but “wtf-happened-to-my-pupil-and-cornea-they-used-to-not-be-blood-red” jacked-up.
Yeah, that eye is fucked.
While I still think GSP was pretty lackluster in the first couple rounds before the poke, much respect for finishing the fight.
Oh Bisping.....
and his gay humor
"Cancel my subscription to the resurrection, send my credentials to the house of detention" - Jim Morrison
Rampage talking shit
is annoying. He says stupid shit and I can barely understand him.
" Its like when I'm right I'm right, when I'm wrong I coulda been right, so I'm still right cause I coulda been wrong, you know, and I'm sorry cause I could be wrong right now, I could be wrong, but I'm right..." Bama
by 40 Cal. on May 4, 2011 10:28 AM EDT reply actions 7 recs
Even when it’s text, he still mumbles.
Hardcore MMA fan since UFC 99
by ChiCubs23 on May 4, 2011 10:55 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 12 recs
beat me to it
ha ha ha!!
"You can not petition the Lord with prayer" - Jim Morrison
by LRaunThaDamaja on May 4, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
lol
I'm Don Frye and you're not - Don Frye
by MrTechnique420 on May 4, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey Chael
Quit it.
Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.
by Chris Hall on May 4, 2011 10:36 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Anderson looks dorky…
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on May 4, 2011 10:57 AM EDT reply actions
He's always been kind of dorky
In any of the videos of him in a role other than “UFC Middleweight Champ Anderson Silva”, he comes off as a sort of goofy, funny, nerdy guy. I don’t know why the UFC doesn’t promote him that way, but, whatever.
Did you check out “Like Water” . . . yeah, he’s pretty goofy.
The guy in the cage and the post-fight interviews answering awkward questions is completely different.
I tend to be biased towards strikers . . . exciting strikers.
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VEe is ANIMated!
by VeeisAnimated on May 4, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Sort-of-but-not-really related.
Since when the hell did King Mo delete his Twitter account?
"Ellismania is, along with the black President, a symbol of the future." - Mayhem Miller
Tweeter!
He made some tweets mentioning UFC fighters and his account was taken down for copyright infringements from Zuffa LLC
by Horselover Fat on May 4, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, no. It was a joke. Like you know how they are always getting stuff pulled off of youtube all the time, with reasonable cause or not. Like for example that video of a fight in the crowd at 129, down because of copyright infringement (which is BS), or when the Gracie Academy account was deleted for showing a few seconds clip of the Korean Zombie twister from SpikeTV card for their breakdown of the move (which seems like fair use).
by Horselover Fat on May 4, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry, it was a joke. I quite enjoyed it myself and chuckled at my obvious comedic talent, but I guess it was lost on you people.
by Horselover Fat on May 5, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Cormier presented it as “He got tired of dealing with the haters”.
I personally think that he wanted to be a little less visible in terms of profile, as to not hurt any future career moves. Having a twitter with openly critical things of Zuffa companies and personnel isn’t a good idea for a lightning rod like Mo.
InStrength dot com.
For someone who portrays himself as such a stereotypical 'hardman', Rampage is sure a sensitive flower isn't he?
He seems to get really genuinely butthurt over any real or imagined slight thrown his way. Kenny was absolutely correct – he wasn’t “hating” on jackson, just expressing his (and many others’) view that Machida deserved the nod. No need to fly off the handle, especially as Quinton admits he never even saw the broadcast in question.
Reminds of that vid with Rampage and King Mo in the van where Rampage throws a huge tantrum
"Anyone who enjoys watching sport on television is an imbecile; a dangle-mouthed, cud-chewing, salivating ding-dong with a brain full of dim piss, blobbing out in front of a box watching a grunting thicko knock a ball round a field while their own sad carcass gently coagulates into a wobbling mass of beer and fat and thick white heart-attack gravy" - Charlie Brooker
sometimes..
logan looks really ehh to me. and god damn rampage makes himself look so ignorant. war wand!
by taylormaio on May 4, 2011 12:55 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Jon Jones
looks like he has a little too much true psychotic in him in that picture…reminds me of the old staff photo from The Shining for some weird reason…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
by The American Ronin on May 4, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know...
…he reminds me of a guy that would sing songs about banging big booty chicks with a club beat.
by black dragon on May 8, 2011 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
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