Bloody Wraps - May 11: It's Like Mad Max Without the Anti-Semite

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It's Day 5 of Brent and me running the site without the guiding hand of one Kid Nathan, and things are not well at the Bloody Elbow offices. Brent paid the electricity bill to the order of "Third Reich Electric" for an amount of "All the Dirty Money in the Catholic Church." We've been without power for three days, and we're running the site on the waning batteries of our laptops. Leland's stuck in the fetal position watching M-1 Challenge events on endless loop. Bishop spontaneously grew six additional limbs and heaved himself onto the ice at Joe Louis Arena. The community moderators have formed an anarcho-syndicalist group, and I fear plans of an eventual coup d'etat against the mighty triumverate. The future is bleak. 

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