Bloody Wraps - May 9: Inmates Running the Asylum

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I'll let you in on a little secret, kids. Kid Nate's out of town for a week, and he left Brent and I the keys to his mid-size economy sedan. What a fool, right? We decided to down a couple wine coolers and let the road guide us. Some local authorities pulled us over, though, and we admitted to partaking in some adult beverages. They let us off with a laugh when we showed them the Seagram's. Boy, were we lucky. We parked at the far end of the airport runway, threw on the Laverne and Shirley theme song, and just enjoyed each other's company. What a night.

It's gonna be a fun week, everyone.

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