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UFC 129 Results: St. Pierre vs. Shields - Play by Play and Live Commentary

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As with every major show, Bloody Elbow will be here to bring you live results, play by play and commentary for UFC 129: St. Pierre vs. Shields. The live blog will start with the beginning of the Facebook undercard stream (6 p.m. ET), continuing through the Spike TV undercard broadcast (8 p.m. ET) through the pay-per-view (9 p.m. ET) so make sure to make Bloody Elbow your home for this event.

The event is headlined by a UFC welterweight title bout between champion Georges St. Pierre and Jake Shields. A second title fight is on the card as UFC featherweight champion Jose Aldo steps into the UFC Octagon for the first time ever to take on Mark Hominick. The other featured bout of the evening is what Randy Couture has called his final match before his retirement as he takes on Lyoto Machida. There are nine other bouts that will round out a very exciting night of action.

Hey, y'all. Mike Fagan here. I'll be guiding you through the Facebook prelims. Mr. Brent Brookhouse will take over from there. The stream should start in ten minutes.

Yves Jabouin vs. Pablo Garza

Round 1 - Facebook stream starts around the 3:10 mark of the fight. Garza misses with a right hand. He's throwing leg kicks. Garza loses his mouth piece, crowd boos. Jabouin lands a leg kick that sweeps Garza. Rogan notes that it left a welt. These two are trading leg kicks. Nice right-left from Jabouin. Garza landing knees to the midsection from the Thai clinch. He jumps into a triangle choke. He has it locked, but not tight enough to choke. Elbows to the head with a minute to go. Jabouin scrambles, but Garza ends up on top with the triangle intact. He's on his back again, trying to tell referee Yves Lavigne that he's out, but Jabouin moves to signal otherwise. Jabouin taps a moment later anyway.

Pablo Garza submits Yves Jabouin by triangle choke at 4:31 of round one.

John Makdessi vs. Kyle Watson

Round 1 - Dan Miragliotta is the referee for this contest. My stream is stuttering, so bear with me. Watson misses with pawing jabs and straights. These two spend the first minute circling with Watson throwing more than Makdessi. Makdessi looks more comfortable at range, though. Makdessi counters a Watson leg kick with a left hand. Lazy shot from Watson goes nowhere. Watson lands a nice inside left kick. Nice little exchange. Makdessi jumps in with a stiff jab. Watson grabs the Thai clinch. He lands a couple of knees to the midsection while Makdessi throws punches over the top. Nice turning side kick from Makdessi. Makdessi opening up with flashy kicks now. One minute left in the round, and I'm looking at a 10-10 round. Miragliotta urges them to work. Nice left from Watson. Nice left from Makdessi. He counters when Watson comes in. Makdessi complains about an eyepoke, but the action continues.

Bloody Elbow scores the round 10-9 for John Makdessi.

Round 2 -I missed the first thirty seconds. This stream is really giving me problems. Makdessi lands a nice punch. Watson closes distance and lands a knee in the Thai clinch. Trading leg kicks. Watson lands a lead right, but Makdessi comes back with a left. Two straight rights land for Makdessi. Watson comes in, and Makdessi lands going backwards. Head kick from Watson, but he's looking outclassed here. Side kick from Makdessi. Watson shoots, and Makdessi tosses him aside. Watson needs to bring this fight to the floor. Watson throws a standing knee, but Makdessi counters with a lead hook. Watson lands a punch combination. Watson's spinning backfist misses. Makdessi hits a spinning backfist of his own. Nice left hand from Makdessi as Watson comes in. That landed solid. Right hand to the body from Makdessi. Side kick. STIFF jab lands. One minute to go. Watson needs to show urgency in bringing the fight to the floor. Hook kick grazes Watson's chin. Nice straight right from Makdessi as the round comes to a close.

Bloody Elbow scores the round 10-9 for John Makdessi.

Round 3 - Stream seems to have settled in. Makdessi comes out with the Ali shuffle. Side kick lands. Watson grabs a kick, pushes forward. Small scramble on the feet, but Watson ends up clinching on the fence. Makdessi works his way out. Watson's cut under his left eye. Lead hook from Makdessi. Straight right. Jab. Watson's done if he can't bring this fight down. HUGE SPINNING BACK FIST AND WATSON IS OUT. He's out cold. Miragliotta and the cageside doctor rush to his side. That's two straight impressive finishes to open the show. That landed right on the button.

John Makdessi knocks out Kyle Watson with a spinning back fist at 1:27 of round three.

Jason MacDonald vs. Ryan Jensen

Round 1 - Herb Dean lording over the cage for this one. The crowd boos Jensen in the intros. I hope it isn't for the devil's lock he's rocking. Jensen comes in and swings wildly with a right-left. MacDonald latches on and presses him on the fence. Jensen drops down for a guillotine, adjusts, but MacDonald slips out. MacDonald takes the back. Jensen shakes him off, and ends up on top in guard. MacDonald's looking for a triangle, but Jensen has him pressed up against the fence. He has it locke dup. Jensen slams him down, but that just sinks it in tighter. Rogan calls the fight, and Jensen taps shortly thereafter.

Jason MacDonald submits Ryan Jensen by triangle choke at 1:37 of round one.

Ivan Menjivar vs. Charlie Valencia

Round 1 - John McCarthy is the third man in the Octagon. Seeing Menjivar opposite Valencia really puts his forays at highers weights into perspective. These two circle and trade patient punches and kicks to start. Clinch. Trading knees. Ooooo. Nice left hand elbow. Valencia goes down, and Menjivar pounces. Machine gun punches force McCarthy to step in. Valencia gives us a couple of back flips to celebrate.

Ivan Menijvar stops Charlie Valencia with an elbow and punches at 1:30 of round one.

Claude Patrick vs. Daniel Roberts

Round 1 - Dan Miragliotta is our referee for this bout. Daniel Roberts comes out quick, allowing Claude Patrick to plant him on hte mat. Daniel working for a kimura from half-guard. Patrick is protecting the arm with his left leg. Roberts uses the position to work to his feet. Straight left from Patrick. Joe Rogan says Roberts' standup "is not that good." Leg kick from Patrick. Clinch. Roberts has Patrick up against the fence. After a dance around the Octagon, Patrick has reversed the position. As soon as I type that, Roberts turns and disengages. Roberts dives in with a combination that misses. Left straight from Patrick. Rogan notes that Patrick is taunting Roberts. Patrick has Roberts up against the fence again. Bodylock takedown. Roberts has half-guard with the knee in. Patrick looks for an arm triangle, but that allows Roberts to establish guard. Patrick stands up, Roberts follows, and that allows Patrick to step in and land. Big punches. Roberts offering nothing. Covering up and backing away as Patrick throws. Ten seconds left, and the round ends with Patrick pressing Roberts up against the fence. Huge call for "knees" from the 55,000 crowd.

Bloody Elbow scores the round 10-9 for Claude Patrick.

Round 2 - Leg kick from Patrick. Roberts catches another and pushes Patrick onto his back. Claude is able to sweep back to standing. Roberts has Patrick up against the fence. Patricks spins away from the fence and lands a big knee as the come apart. Roberts' Superman punch misses. Patrick shoots in for a takedown. Roberts struggles, but ends up on his back. Roberts has a hold of Patrick's neck, and uses the guillotine to sweep into side control. Short elbows to the head. Patrick regains half-guard. Short punches from Roberts. Full guard for Patrick. Roberts steps into half-guard. Patrick back up to his feet momentarily. Roberts drags him down and takes his back, but Patrick spins out. Standing now. Right hand from Patrick. Roberts slowing down. Lazy punches from Roberts.

Bloody Elbow scores the round 10-9 for Daniel Roberts.

Round 3 - Body kick from Roberts is the first effective shot of the round 30 seconds in. Superman punch lands for Roberts. Patrick looks fresher, but he's remaining patient. Patrick closes the distances and wraps his arms around the body. Trip takedown. Patrick climbing up, and he looks to be in full mount here. Daniel escapes back into butterfuly guard. Patrick looks calm on top. Left hand. Tries to get into side control, but allows Roberts to stand instead. Roberts shoots in, but Patrick defends. Roberts pushes him into the fence. Patrick defends, and he has Roberts up against the fence. Rogan notes that Roberts is allowing the round to be close. I agree. He should be way ahead, but he's in danger of one thing changing the course of the decision. Miragliotta breaks the action along the fence. Inside leg kick from Patrick. Front kick for Patrick. Roberts pushes ahead with a takedown attempt that misses. Patrick drops for a guillotine, which is a pretty bad decision with 15 seconds in the round.

Bloody Elbow scores the round 10-9 for Claude Patrick, and awards him the bout 29-28.

Claude Patrick defeats Daniel Roberts by unanimous decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28). 

Brent Brookhouse taking the live blog over for the rest of the night.

The Spike TV broadcast is now live.

Sean Pierson vs. Jake Ellenberger

Round 1 - Both men miss their first few strikes. Right hand gets through for Ellenberger. Left hand lands for Ellenberger. Jake shoots in and has the takedown but it's against the fence and Pierson pops right back up. Ellenberger lands a hard flurry and forces Pierson to clinch out of necessity. Ellenberger lands a huge shot and Pierson goes stiff and drops to the ground. As he's on his way down from the left hand he eats several more punches before the referee stops the fight. Jake Ellenberger wins by KO, round 1.

Nate Diaz vs. Rory MacDonald

Round 1 - MacDonald walking forward throwing kicks and straight punches but not landing. Leg kick by Rory lands. Again to the leg. Head kick by Rory misses but a follow up punch does not. Diaz throws and gets a right hand in. They exchange knees in the clinch. Rory drops down for a takedown, Diaz tries to reverse it and it's all null as they end up standing with neither man getting position. Superman punch gets in for MacDonald. Front kick by Rory lands nicely. MacDonald has Diaz on his heels and reacting more than engaging. Nice jab, knee and body lock by Rory. Leg kick on the way out and another leg kick. Diaz pushes him into the fence but they disengage and MacDonald lands another leg kick. 10-9 round for MacDonald.

Round 2 - Switch leg kick by Rory gets in and he pushes Nate into the cage. Right hand by MacDonald. Diaz attempts to shoot in and MacDonald turns his back into the cage. Takedown by Rory now and he is looking to work ground and pound but Diaz scrambles to his feet, eating a punch for his trouble. Another takedown for Rory and he postures up looking to land some shots. Again Nate gets up but again he eats the right hand. Diaz manages to land a few short punches in the clinch but does end up eating an uppercut. Nice right hand gets in for Nate now. Diaz pushing him into the fence now and landing some shoulders and an attempted trip but Rory stays upright. Superman jab gets through and Diaz slaps back with the right hand. Nice shoulder in the clinch again by Diaz and he drops looking for a takedown but gets pulled back up. Flying knee by Rory and a jab that lands and that will cement the round even with Diaz's charge over the second half. 10-9 MacDonald to make it 20-18.

Round 3 - Leg kick lands for Diaz and a right hand gets through for MacDonald. Right hand and a body clinch by Rory. He's holding Diaz against the cage and Diaz responds with short punches to the body and thigh. After a scramble it's MacDonald with a huge slam and punches. They stand up and Rory slams him back to the mat from behind. Diaz is stuck on his back eating big punches but he manages to stand up. Rory slams him right back down and Diaz manages to stand back up. Diaz pushes MacDonald into the cage but gets turned around. Diaz shoots and gets stuffed and eats a few punches before standing back up. Diaz can't get the takedown and Rory ends up getting one of his own. Nice shots by Rory with the fists and elbows. Diaz has gotten trucked in a round he badly needed to take. 10-9 MacDonald and he has a shutout on my card.

Official Scorecards -30-26, 30-27, 30-26. Rory MacDonald wins by unanimous decision. Interesting to see two judges give him a 10-8 card.

The PPV broadcast is live.

Ben Henderson vs. Mark Bocek

Round 1 - Right hand by Bocek and he looks for the takedown and Henderson defends nicely. Henderson has Bocek pushed into the cage and he's working hard for position and lands a knee as Bocek tries to get off the cage. Body kick by Henderson lands and a right hand by Bocek. Henderson reverses Mocek into the cage yet again. Elbow lands hard for Bocek. Left hand lands for Henderson. Leg kick by Henderson now. Combo with a leg kick to punctuate it by Henderson and he's getting the better of the standing exchanges. Jocek looking for the single leg and eating a lot of punches before he sweeps the leg. Bocek keeping him on the ground landing short punches to the body. Henderson keeps trying to get to the cage and stand up but Bocek is controlling well. Elbows off his back by Henderson and he appeared to win the round. 10-9 Henderson.

Round 2 - Flurry by Henderson and Bocek looks for the takedown. Henderson landing a flurry of elbows to the side of his head while defending. Bocek with a takedown but Henderson uses the guillotine choke threat to get back to standing. Knee to the face from the clinch by Henderson. Two punches and a leg kick by Henderson. Henderson with a takedown now and he is looking to land some punches. Bocek looking for a leg lock and eats a flurry of punches. Bocek can't manage to finish the heel hook before Henderson gets to his feet. Bocek with a headlock and he tries to switch to an anaconda choke. Henderson survives and Bocek changes to a guillotine. Henderson gets out of a deep choke attempt and lands a flurry of shots, cutting Bocek's head open. 10-9 round for Henderson again.

Round 3 - Bocek is going to need a finish here unless the judges gave him the first for getting a takedown. Henderson with a leg kick and Bocek manages to get a takedown. He lands an elbow from the top and does some damage before Henderson gets the sweep and lands some heavy ground and pound. Bocek goes for a heel hook and gets the sweep. He almost takes the back but Henderson survives to standing and has Bocek pushed into the cage again. Bocek can't get the takedown and now Henderson briefly has one of his own. Henderson with a takedown and landing some short punches. Bocek dives for a leg trying to get top position. Good knees by Henderson and some hard punches. Bocek with a takedown into half guard. He has 30 seconds to find a way to finish. Bocek looking for a submission here from a choke but can't get it. 10-9 Henderson for the sweep on my card but I'm a little worried the judges will give it to Bocek on a few takedowns.

Official Scorecards: 30-27 across the board for Ben Henderson. Ben Henderson wins by unanimous decision.

Vladimir Matyushenko vs. Jason Brilz

Round 1 - Vlad with an early stiff looking combo and a right hand and Brilz goes down. A few hammerfists, Brilz goes out, another hammerfist wakes him up and the fight is over. Vladimir Matyushenko wins by TKO, round 1. Huh...there ya go.

Lyoto Machida vs. Randy Couture

Round 1 - Machida throws a left and Couture ducks it. Right hand by Randy misses. Nice few punches land for Machida and Randy was hurt a little. Left hand for Couture. Left hand lands for Couture. Machida throws a combo and misses his punches. They clinch briefly and Machida lands a short uppercut. Body shot by Randy. Right hand lands solid for Machida. Machida lands again. Couture is chasing and not having a ton of success here. Knee by Machida and Randy tries like hell to keep the clinch but Machida gets out. Right hand by Couture and he reaches for a single leg but Machida gets out. Machida lands another knee. 10-9 Machida.

Round 2 - A few nice shots land for Machida early and Randy is in a lot of trouble in this fight. Jumping front kick by Machida just CRUSHES Couture and he is out cold. Wow. Lyoto Machida wins by KO (front kick), round 2. Well, it's time for Randy to retire for sure after this KO.

UFC Featherweight Championship: Jose Aldo (c) vs. Mark Hominick

Round 1 - Right hand by Aldo early. Hard leg kick follows up. Big uppercut by Aldo and another leg kick. Huge leg kick again and Aldo looks very sharp. Hominick throws a few punches that Aldo slips. Jab by Hominick. Right hand by Hominick. Body punch, leg kick by Aldo and then he dives in for a takedown. Hominick comes close to getting an armbar but Aldo survives and lans a few nice short punches. Hominick repeatedly grabbing the fence. Nice elbows now by Aldo. More elbows and Hominick has started to bleed. Right hand by Aldo and Hominick grabs the cage to turn yet again. Aldo was doing good work but "Big" John McCarthy stands them up. Leg kick by Aldo and Hominick with a right hand. Another Aldo takedown as the round is coming to an end. 10-9 Aldo.

Round 2 - Leg kick by Aldo to start off the round. Right hand by Hominick. Flurry by Hominick and a very good left hand to the body. Left hand by Aldo. Nice leg kick again. Left hand by Hominick. Hominick has stuffed a few takedowns and now lands a nice right hand. Jab by Hominick and now Aldo gets a much needed takedown. Elbow by Aldo. Hominick grabs the fence AGAIN and this time is told that the next time will be a point. Right hand by Aldo lands hard and Hominick grabs the cage again but doesn't lose a point. Aldo is told to "improve his position" which is not the point of the ground game, but okay. They're stood up and Hominick lands a nice shot but Aldo takes him down and is in side control. The round comes to an end and it was very close but I'll go 10-9 Hominick for clearly winning the stand-up. Aldo looks to be fading badly.

Round 3 - Jabs by Hominick and a leg kick. Aldo can't get his jab to Hominick's face but he does land the leg kick. Hominick back to the jab. Nice two punch combo by Hominick and one from Aldo in return. Left hand by Aldo and he looks for a takedown but can't get it. Left hook by Aldo and a nice leg kick. Two punch combo by Aldo. Counter right by Aldo. Both men land right hands and Hominick lands a few jabs. Nice left hand by Aldo. Rogan is really fawning over Hominick's striking this round but I don't see him really dominating the round or anything, in fact, Aldo is landing the harder shots. As I say that Aldo rocks him badly and Hominick is on his back trying to stay alive in the fight. Aldo settles into his guard rather than flurrying. The round comes to an end and I have it 10-9 Aldo.

Round 4 - Rogan has done a horrible job painting the picture of this fight as it has cone on. Leg kick by Aldo and a hard right hand that stuns Hominick. Another hard leg kick by Aldo. Left hand by Aldo lands. Accidental low blow by Aldo and they resume after a brief break. Aldo going back to the leg kicks and Hominick is limping. Jabs by Hominick. Jab by Hominick. Right hand by Aldo drops Hominick. Hominick was hurt but not out and Aldo is in his guard doing work. Hominick has a huge lump on his forehead. It keeps getting bigger as he takes shots to it. That is just a nasty, nasty lump. They let the doctor check the lump and let them keep fighting. Huge shot by Aldo and he dumps him again with a takedown after a right hand. 10-9 Aldo.

Round 5 - Leg kick by Aldo. Nice punches by Aldo and I'm very impressed with his coming back after looking to be fading. Hominick with a takedown. Hominick working some ground and pound here. Nice left hand again by Hominick. Hominick keeps throwing big shots and Aldo is having trouble getting out of danger here. Hominick dominating this round with his ground and pound. Hominick flurrying with a little over a minute. Big punches continue from Hominick. 2 seconds left. The one thing that may happen here is a draw if you see this 10-8. 10-9 Hominick makes the final score 48-47 Aldo on my card.

Official Scorecard: 50-43, 48-46, 49-46.  How did someone give him round 5? How? That's bizarre.

UFC Welterweight Championship - Georges St. Pierre (c) vs. Jake Shields

Round 1 - Shields with some awkward kicks as St. Pierre throws the jab. Shields pawing with the jab. Body kick by GSP and Shields catches it looking for the takedown and GSP remains on his feet and turns Shields into the cage. GSP throwing spinning back kicks that don't quite get there. GSP loosening up and starting to land the jab hard. Shields has probably landed more strike through the first half round but GSP's have more on them. Shields trying for leg kicks and St. Pierre lands a right hand. Hard jab by GSP knocks Shields backward. Another big jab. Body kick by GSP and Shields catches it but again can't get the takedown. Jab again by GSP. Right hand smacks the face of Shields. Right hand by GSP again lands hard. 10-9 GSP.

Round 2 - Jab by GSP. Jab again. Jake lands a right hand finally. Shields keeps throwing leg kicks but isn't really landing. Hard jabs by GSP continue as do leg kicks and overhand rights. Right hand again by GSP. Jab by GSP and a huge overhand right and Shields is hurt and his legs are wobbly.  He survives but St. Pierre keeps landing hard shots. Body kick lands for Shields. Jab by GSP again. They clinch up and GSP lands a right and gets out. More overhand rights by Georges. Spinning back kick is caught by Jake. GSP with an Ali Shuffle. 10-9 GSP easy.

Round 3 - Shields trying to push the pace early but eats a jab without landing anything. Shields keeps jabbing and can't land. GSP with a right hand again. Right hand again and Shields is hurt and he shoots but gets stuffed. Uppercut by GSP. Shot from way too far outside is avoided by Georges. Left hand by GSP lands. Right hand again. Jab by GSP. Right hand again. This is getting really repetitive. GSP is swelling a little around his eye from the jabs of Shields and he drives in and gets a a takedown. 10-9 GSP.

Round 4 - GSP said between rounds that he can't see out of his left eye. He gets a takedown but stands right back up. Jab by GSP. Head kick by GSP drops Shields but Jake is able to recover by trying to get a takedown. They're back to standing. I've given up at this point on calling every shot. Shields is giving the "come on" but hey...do something other than get beat up, Jake. A few jabs land for Jake and Georges is starting to bleed a little bit. 10-9 GSP.

Round 5 - Jab by GSP. Left hand by GSP again. Occasionally Shields lands a right hand and it's what caused the small cut on GSP but there's just not really any steam on it so it's not likely he can get any sort of KO with it. Right hand again by GSP. Right hand again. I really think the eye injury has allowed for Shields to look more effective at times than is really the case. Shields lands a glancing right hand. The fight ends and it was not exactly a great fight. 10-9 GSP.

Official Scorecards: 50-45, 48-47, 48-47 all for Georges St. Pierre. Georges St. Pierre wins by unanimous decision.

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Captain American dies in Canada.. Go figure

Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. - Bruce Lee

by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

The PPV is at 9 est I think, isn’t it? Can’t wait!

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes I believe so.

Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. - Bruce Lee

by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

which kinda sucks cause the Nucks and Nashville is on at 9. I’ll have to flip to the game in between fights. Not really a fan of either but its playoff hockey!

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh wow

the facebook prelims start at 3? I’m still not sure if I like or don’t like the new times it starts.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

It probably is a bitch if you arent in the eastern time zone but I must admit I do prefer the 9 oclock start time, food at 5 and then the drinking can start from 6 on.

by DCJon. on Apr 30, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

No way

If started drinking three hours before the event, theres a good chance I won’t remember the fights.

I actually don’t mind it starting at 6 over here on the west coast though, it means I still have time to go out after the event.

I always do feel bad for the east coast when it comes to live sports. I have no idea how pissed you guys must be when an nba playoff game starts at 10:30 on a weekday.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am excited for this show

I have one decsion to make however Peroni or Speckled Hen?

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by MattParker117 on Apr 30, 2011 4:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Brent, I dont know if the UK traffic is negligible, but I would be really happy if we could have some GMT times

by Chrisapalooza on Apr 30, 2011 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

10:50 GMT Facebook
01:00 GMT Prelims on ESPN UK (Accessible through Sky, Virgin Media, BT Vision, Talk Talk TV Sky Player, Xbox Live)
02:00 GMT Main Card on ESPN UK (Accessible through Sky, Virgin Media, BT Vision, Talk Talk TV Sky Player, Xbox Live)

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by MattParker117 on Apr 30, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dear BE Staff

Have you ever considered embedding a live chat ala ESPN.com’s chats in these play by plays? Just a thought. Love the site regardless.

by silent.bisonte33 on Apr 30, 2011 5:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Agree

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

by RJshock 305 on Apr 30, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

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by Neil Manich on Apr 30, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of my favorite things about the site.

It’s so much easier to track conversations than a message board like Sherdog, UG, etc

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by ElliotMatheny on Apr 30, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brent and I are playing around with an idea that we’re going to experiment with on a smaller show. Stay tuned.

by Mike Fagan on Apr 30, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

So

Who here wants Machida to get the KO?

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

by RJshock 305 on Apr 30, 2011 5:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I want Randy to win

and get a title shot so he can’t retire.

by Wrestling Uber Alles on Apr 30, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm.

Well I think Randy is over looking Machida. Machida can knock out randy very fast. Also lets say he win (which he can), you Honestly think he will want to fight Jones?

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

by RJshock 305 on Apr 30, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ya he would, only problem is he would have to use it to pay for surgery. He would be so messed up in that fight. The only people i see being a problem for Jones, would be Rampage, Machida, and Forest. Rampage because he isnt scared to take a punch to give one, and he could test Jones Chin. Forest because he is the only LHW h who wouldnt look a weight class smaller then Jones. He could prove to be good in the clinch, and is a BJJ blackbelt that can actually get the fight to the ground. Machida because he counter style is tailor made to beat an aggressive wild striker like Jones.

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

by RJshock 305 on Apr 30, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Win or lose

I think if he beats Machida tonight, they could give him a title shot and hype it to the point of ridiculousness. I could see him making a million or more for that fight.

by Wrestling Uber Alles on Apr 30, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh that would be easy for them.

Randy vs Jones is like trying to sell tickets to watch superman fight goku. People will pay to see that.

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

by RJshock 305 on Apr 30, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

goku FTW

sorry superman but you can’t mess with a super sayan

by wyldeman99 on Apr 30, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

This could be the beers talking (yes I know….already) but hasn’t Randy said he turned down a potiential fight with Bones? No one was anything to do with that cat

by I_am_Jambo on Apr 30, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember hearing that some where? Cant remember for the life of me where though.

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

by RJshock 305 on Apr 30, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can only ever remember hearing it in the comments section here

But this isn’t the first time, so it might be true

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldnt fight him.

If I was Randy. Is the money really worth it.

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

by RJshock 305 on Apr 30, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really doesn't seem like a good idea for him

If he does anything I’d say it should be the Rua fight, but I dunno if that will be possible unless Shogun loses to Griffin.

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have Forest taking that fight.

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

by RJshock 305 on Apr 30, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

What would be really cool

Is if they brought back a couple of the previous ring girls for this event. Just to add to all the pageantry.

by Wrestling Uber Alles on Apr 30, 2011 5:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Ahem

Something rather awesome will happen soon

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by MattParker117 on Apr 30, 2011 5:51 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Jake Shields will not make it out alive if that happens

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by MattParker117 on Apr 30, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Being in the Bell Centre with 23,000 people when GSP took on Koscheck was terrifying enough

I can’t imagine what it’s like in the Rogers Centre tonight.

Let's get naked and see who's stronger.

by OwMyArm on Apr 30, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

55,000 people.

Imagine if GSP loses and all those people riot. Lord help the 209

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

by RJshock 305 on Apr 30, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only gonna catch the prelims because I work when the main card starts fml

by IRodC on Apr 30, 2011 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

The fun police has arrived :)

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

If Deo can't gif. Can't nobody gif.

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Director of Funland Security

by IRodC on Apr 30, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here is a good question?

Does Shields move up to MW if he loses and GSP stays down. Or does he stay if GSP moves up?

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

by RJshock 305 on Apr 30, 2011 5:59 PM EDT reply actions  

weird watching fights while it’s still daylight. might break out the lounge chair and watch em in the backyard.

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 6:00 PM EDT reply actions  

But still a great way to start off your day no?

by 775assassin on Apr 30, 2011 6:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Its 11 pm here and I have to work in less that 12 hours. I love how they moved it one hour earlier

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by StevenGiles on Apr 30, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quarter chub.

I’m getting PUMPED!

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by Dustin Luff on Apr 30, 2011 6:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Let’s go, people! I’ve got a wedding to attend and then skip out of early!

Honey badger don't care.

by KatGirl on Apr 30, 2011 6:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Got it now.

Honey badger don't care.

by KatGirl on Apr 30, 2011 6:06 PM EDT reply actions  

here we go

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by MattParker117 on Apr 30, 2011 6:06 PM EDT reply actions  

750,000 and less

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

by RJshock 305 on Apr 30, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW!

Xtreme Couture- The best never rest!

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by ElliotMatheny on Apr 30, 2011 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Awesome triangle!

Shame that started late, from what Rogan and Goldie were saying that was an entertaining first few minutes. Lovely finish none the less.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

WARNING
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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 6:09 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I like your yellow triangles! No foolin’!

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by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 30, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

This shit ain't a game, son.

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t mean anything by that, I just thought they looked smart. Sorry!

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 30, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was joking dude, haha

But I will ban some fools if I have to -_-

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, please do ban some fools. I’ma need some entertainment during the inevitable 20 minutes of dead air between the FB stream and the Spike broadcast.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 30, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

the guy did a good job listening to his corner

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by BadB on Apr 30, 2011 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

who´s fighting. I can´t watch.

by DrTopo on Apr 30, 2011 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Flying triangle! Sweet!

by Horselover Fat on Apr 30, 2011 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Flying triangle FTMFW!

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by Dustin Luff on Apr 30, 2011 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Flying Fucking Triangle!!!

That was amazing and I gotta go change boxers

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Jabouin is a very fun striker,

but his grappling definitely isn’t up to par. Hominick blew through him on the ground, and now he just got flying trianged.

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by ElliotMatheny on Apr 30, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

What a start.

This is going to be a card for the ages.

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by tito (eight and oh) on Apr 30, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

nice

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by MattParker117 on Apr 30, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

pee-pee still tingling

green splotches in my white boxer-briefs.

by Wrestling Uber Alles on Apr 30, 2011 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

green?

see a doctor… haha..

by dank7 on Apr 30, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chub turned to a full on rager.

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by Dustin Luff on Apr 30, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

The haunting memories of lost love. May I? (signals to Mickey)
Lights? (Mickey turns down the lights and Kramer lights a cigar) Our eyes met
across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher.
Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we
danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would
experience soon afterwards.

Student #1: Gonorrhea?!

Kramer: Gonorrhea!

by I_am_Jambo on Apr 30, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Early candidate for submission of the night.. good start to the card

by Horselover Fat on Apr 30, 2011 6:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Flying triangles

are epic. The great thing about a flying triangle as opposed to an armbar is that with the flying triangle, if you miss, normally you can maintain some semblance of guard, whereas a missed flying armbar generally leads to giving up side control.

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by ElliotMatheny on Apr 30, 2011 6:12 PM EDT reply actions  

doesnt he always sounds high?

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

by RJshock 305 on Apr 30, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mauro just compared the Rogers Centre to the Saitama Super Arena. This is gonna be kickass

by IRodC on Apr 30, 2011 6:12 PM EDT reply actions  

The panned view

They just gave you looked awesome. The place is huge.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

where is Mauro?

how many people did they have at the Super Arena?

by dank7 on Apr 30, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mauro via twitter. I should specify, I think Saitama had more people but still.

by IRodC on Apr 30, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Makdessi!

Kid Nate is salivating.

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 6:13 PM EDT reply actions  

he have a thing for guys with a crook eye?

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

More like for TKD.

He did a nice Judo Chop on Makdessi’s debut.

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

This should be a nice fight

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by MattParker117 on Apr 30, 2011 6:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Go Makdessi!

Such an awesome debut at 124!

by Magaca on Apr 30, 2011 6:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh FUCK, I completely forgot this was now. Fucking early start time.

by crazybones on Apr 30, 2011 6:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m not sure if the UFC is in a position to cut many 45s and 35s.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

That pan shot of the arena gave me a chubby.

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by Kaleb Kelchner on Apr 30, 2011 6:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Read above.

I’m way past chub levels, son.

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by Dustin Luff on Apr 30, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

God, it looks ENORMOUS there.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 6:14 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s what she said

by IRodC on Apr 30, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

HI-OH!

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone like KYLE WATSON for the UPSET here?

The FB prediction article I never got to do today would contain an upset pick for Watson over Makdessi, even though I like Makdessi and think he’s one of the most exciting prospects.

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by Dallas Winston on Apr 30, 2011 6:15 PM EDT reply actions  

He's aight.

I just really WANT Makdessi to win, his striking is awesome.

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by ElliotMatheny on Apr 30, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I love Makdessi

I had a pile of his kicks all lined up in gifs for today.

I think the problem is that he’s a little guy (seems like he could make FW, short with short reach) and Watson is a monstrous 155’er.

Also, it was too weird that Audinwood didn’t even shoot for any TDs even though Makdessi was smoking him on the feet.

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by Dallas Winston on Apr 30, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's busting him up with counters.

Makdessi’s takedown D is on point.

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by ElliotMatheny on Apr 30, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watson's TD attempts are ghastly

But finally, there’s a clinch muffle.

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by Dallas Winston on Apr 30, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t see it.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 30, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I picked Watson. But, I don’t have an articulate explanation of why I did that.

Honey badger don't care.

by KatGirl on Apr 30, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that’s a big W in the entrance music for Watson.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Isn't that Shoguns music?

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by tito (eight and oh) on Apr 30, 2011 6:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Makdessi

Taking a page out of the Brazilian’s book and using Tiesto!

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

http://unintelligentdefense.blogspot.com

by MattParker117 on Apr 30, 2011 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Makdessi via TKO

by C-A-H on Apr 30, 2011 6:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone catch the overhead shot they use when doing the tale of the tape? Beautiful. Truly epic feel.

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by Kaleb Kelchner on Apr 30, 2011 6:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m hoping they pick up a few things that they keep around for the smaller shows. This is certainly a big opportunity to try out a few things they don’t do in the smaller places because they have it down to a science. Maybe they’ll find some things that will work in both settings.

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by Kaleb Kelchner on Apr 30, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

HELP!

Can anyone help a Canadian girl out?

I’m in Buffalo (near the airport) and can’t believe I can’t find a place nearby to watch the fight.

Jack Astors and the places I go in Toronto aren’t showing it.

by Bar Belle on Apr 30, 2011 6:19 PM EDT reply actions  

That sounds like treason to not be showing it

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

FWIW

these are just facebook prelims atm

by ecost on Apr 30, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, but trying to find a place for the PPVu and coming up empty.

by Bar Belle on Apr 30, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you go east to transit road, and make a left, there’s a wild wings up there that’s probably showing it. best to call first though (haven’t lived there in awhile)

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

number is 716 636 6211 if that helps

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mak Meezy

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 6:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Stream is pretty laggy

I shat myself seeing that flying triangle… I smell good things from this card.

by BeardedNerd on Apr 30, 2011 6:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Fullscreen it

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

you’re a gift from god sir

by BeardedNerd on Apr 30, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Makdessi’s got a heavy left hand…

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 6:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Worst superman punch……ever!

by I_am_Jambo on Apr 30, 2011 6:23 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Makdessi.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 30, 2011 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Watson

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by MattParker117 on Apr 30, 2011 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Makdessi

Buuuuut just barely. I’d take a 10-10.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Watson needs to try for takedowns.. he’ll lose a stand-up fight

by Horselover Fat on Apr 30, 2011 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Makdessi.

Much closer than I expected

by Cunny on Apr 30, 2011 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is Kyle Watsons corner so enamored with his stand-up when he should be lloking to take this to the ground! Thats Tompkins level advice

by I_am_Jambo on Apr 30, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Makdessi is Hwoarang but with a heavy left hand

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

About 90 seconds into the second

Where he was staying out of range and countering as he backed up and circled, That was Machida-esque

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by Neil Manich on Apr 30, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch to that head kick

by C-A-H on Apr 30, 2011 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Set that TD up Kyle

Please.

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by Dallas Winston on Apr 30, 2011 6:28 PM EDT reply actions  

i cannot find it in FB page? help?

by gabriezim on Apr 30, 2011 6:28 PM EDT reply actions  

“Live video” to the left on the UFC page

by Horselover Fat on Apr 30, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Down the left hand side of the FB page you’ll have “wall, info, 129 picks” underneath that is “live video”. Click it.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

it loads the app and then it only allows me to watch old videos

by gabriezim on Apr 30, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

In which case, sorry man, I can’t help you. Need to update your silverlight maybe?

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watson, with a Brown Belt = 10 sub wins

Rashad Evans, Black Belt = 0 sub wins by hold

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 6:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Diagnosis: KickBoxitus

by I_am_Jambo on Apr 30, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Makdessi

picking him apart

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 6:30 PM EDT reply actions  

20-18 Makdessi.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 30, 2011 6:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate when they throw i headkick and don’t rock the guy. If you’re gonna go for it, go full on.

by Magaca on Apr 30, 2011 6:31 PM EDT reply actions  

20-18 Mak Meezy

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Firhas is an awesome cornerman.

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10-9 makdessi

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by MattParker117 on Apr 30, 2011 6:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I spy a new replay camera angle too. Digging this fight. Makdessi is doing his thing, but Watson is doing far better on the feet than I expected.

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by Kaleb Kelchner on Apr 30, 2011 6:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Is there any way to keep punk-ass Silverlight in fullscreen

While I do stuff outside the window? Tired of having to switch back to full whenever I try to scroll down or post.

by Cunny on Apr 30, 2011 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

YEAHAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhh

by I_am_Jambo on Apr 30, 2011 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

OMFGGGGGG!

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by Kaleb Kelchner on Apr 30, 2011 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

JESUS!!!!!1

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOOWAAA BBABY!!

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by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

holy shit that was awesome

by beerdo on Apr 30, 2011 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YES

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by Neil Manich on Apr 30, 2011 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck. Beautiful.

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by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 30, 2011 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

The setup is what was killer

IMO

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by Dallas Winston on Apr 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll take the high road

and not remind you that you predicted an upset…

=D

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by ElliotMatheny on Apr 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, your road is not very "high" ;)

I expected Kyle to do OK on the feet but persist much more with TDs (and definitely set them up better; that was ugly) or at least look to corner and clinch more.

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by Dallas Winston on Apr 30, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

It seemed like, despite Watson’s reach advantage, he had trouble figuring out the range because of Makdessi’s comfort at kicking range. He looked a lot like Tito or Rashad against Machida.

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

That lead side kick

SERIOUSLY extends Makdessi’s range. Plus, he’s stocky, so shooting for doubles isn’t going to work very well.

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by ElliotMatheny on Apr 30, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’d think a single would be a good option given how wide Makdessi’s stance is. You’re right about the side kick, but Watson was close enough with his punches to make Makdessi move his head, if he’d been able to link punches into shots, he would’ve had a better shot.

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snatch single from the clinch

would definitely be a good option.

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by ElliotMatheny on Apr 30, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

And what I expected

More singles and clinching to compensate for Makdessi’s stance and kicks.

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by Dallas Winston on Apr 30, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watson didn't look horrible, though.

Just needs to work on that wrestling.

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by ElliotMatheny on Apr 30, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't expect

Makdessi’s takedown defense to be so solid. Then again, Watson’s wrestling never blew me away on the show.

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by ElliotMatheny on Apr 30, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watson couldn't close the range

And was shooting from about a mile away.

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by Neil Manich on Apr 30, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shows the importance of footwork...

in stopping the takedown. Still, I think Makdessi’s wide stance and sideways turn will hurt him eventually.

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And you’re probably right about the stance.

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by Neil Manich on Apr 30, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very sloppy.

It seems that most guys in MMA don’t really wrestle well for their build. Taller guys shoot instead of working from the clinch far too often.

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by ElliotMatheny on Apr 30, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Dustin Luff on Apr 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I JUST CAME

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by ElliotMatheny on Apr 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Tonight is going to be fucking sweet. That is all.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT reply actions  

two fights… flying triangle and spinning backfist

by Our Bovine Public on Apr 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Shiiiiiit!! Spinning backfist KO! I’m freaking out over here

by Horselover Fat on Apr 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT reply actions  

fucking sick

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by MattParker117 on Apr 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT reply actions  

that was fucking badass.

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT reply actions  

This is going to be an AMAZING night of fights. Woo boy.

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by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT reply actions  

This could be the card of the decade!!!

by I_am_Jambo on Apr 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT reply actions  

KO OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or all time?

by MMABookworm on Apr 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope

Dan Henderson’s fistos on Bisping will be knock out of all time for me.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS NIGHT IS GONNA BE FUCKING AMAZING.

Yeah.

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by Dustin Luff on Apr 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh good, he thanked his team. I thought he was gonna thank God.

by crazybones on Apr 30, 2011 6:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit this card started with a BANG!

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by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 6:35 PM EDT reply actions  

God damn this is a fucking sick beginning to a card. Flying triangle and spinning back fist KO.. just awesome

by Horselover Fat on Apr 30, 2011 6:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn. That was sick.

by xDieseLx on Apr 30, 2011 6:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone else think Mak could cut to '45?

He’s doing great at lightweight obviously, but he definitely looks like he could fight at Featherweight.

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by ElliotMatheny on Apr 30, 2011 6:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I think he definitely should

He looks like Benavidez out there.

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by Neil Manich on Apr 30, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

And it's better to drop on your own terms

than to get brute fucked out of a division like Kampmann.

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by Neil Manich on Apr 30, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, I agree.

Would LOVE to see him face Aldo. Great TKD vs. vicious Muay Thai.

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by ElliotMatheny on Apr 30, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

Except he’ll lose the quickness factor that is integral to his style.

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by Dallas Winston on Apr 30, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he'd be a bit faster

without that extra body fat. Not to mention how fast some of the ’55ers are. Not too much of a difference in speed IMO

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by ElliotMatheny on Apr 30, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has anyone ever seen someone slept by a spinning backfist before? I can’t think of any other example…

by John Danaher's Hair on Apr 30, 2011 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

bellator season 1

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was Serra out? Or just knocked down. Can’t remember.

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by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 30, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Serra got flash knocked out.

Not a full on sleep.

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by Dustin Luff on Apr 30, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

In my backyard. True story.

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by Kaleb Kelchner on Apr 30, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just popped out for a cigarette, and wished I had the capabilities to do the same. Beautiful here in Toronto tonight!

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by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 30, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you

Like me, one who has to try and smoke a tab as quickly as possible outside inbetween fights? I often find myself smoking as quickly as possible, only to get back inside and realise i could have taken another 2 or 3 minutes, lol

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

tabs....

but i thought we were all clean living, rushfit participating, calorie counting fight fans?

now where’s that stottie?

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by macknight on Apr 30, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha!

Didn’t expect to find another Geordie on here like. I might enjoy a fight, never said i was in physical shape to be part of one though!
Apart from the drinking, smoking and the heart problems the toon give me regularly, im clean living, lol.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

barton....

i think there would be more of us here if we can get Joey to join the ufc…

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by macknight on Apr 30, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well you’ve seen what he’s capable of on the street after 10 pints. Imagine Wor Joey with a bit of training. He’d be unstoppable.
What you thinking about tomorrow? I’m hoping Carroll gets dogs abuse, bit gutted i wont be at Anfield.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carroll...

if he plays the scousers will win, and he will score…

With the left-right he gave Taylor maybe Andy Carroll should also get in the ring…

I’m a Geordie/Corbridge exile – any MMA in the pubs/screens in the city? Rare as hens teeth down here in London to see any fights on the big-screen..

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by macknight on Apr 30, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't know mate

I’m up in Edinburgh these days. Aspers have the boxing on every now and again as far as i’m aware but I only ever watch the fights from home.

I think Carroll will get 20/30 mins. Dunno whether he’s still injured, i wouldnt be surprised if he scored though. As for the clip he gave Taylor, it was deserved.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, yeah, I do that all the time. Smoking and tapping my foot, four drags and it’s done, pop back in, and they’re still walking out.

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by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 30, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly the same for me.

And then the next time i’m out i’ll think “I was quick last time”, so i’ll take a little longer and normally miss something funny/generally entertaining.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really the worst aspect of smoking, in my opinion ;)

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by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 30, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

The whole issue with no longer being able to smoke in bars was annoying at first. There’s nothing i want more than a cigarette with a pint when im drinking, but whatever, i’m over it now after years of standing out in the cold, lol.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s been around ten years since we’ve been able to smoke in Ontario, so it’s hard to even recall being able to. My hometown was one of the last places to have it, and I remember taking my buddy from Toronto into a bar there and even though he didn’t smoke, he lit up because it was so unusual to him, ha.

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by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 30, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t even remember when it was introduced in the UK. At first it was annoying but to be honest it hasn’t changed much. Alot of people tend to congregate outside these days because there’s so many smokers. There’s just as much going on outside bars as there is inside over here now.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually think it's improved things

Personally. I tend to spend most of my time outside with the smokers but it’s nice to be able to head inside to clear the head if needed.

by Nanoob on Apr 30, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pubs have beer gardens but they’re generally only used during the summer, given the fact that UK weather is mostly..terrible, to be honest.

Bars and clubs now just have smoking sections outside that are artificially heated, so it’s not too bad. Beer gardens are nice when the weather is good though.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm in London boss

Meant to respond to the Canuk under you, m’bad.

And UK weather is lovely, at least down South. So bloody mild and peeps never stop moaning :)

by Nanoob on Apr 30, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have friends in London

I’ve heard it’s been lovely over the past week or so. They were desperate to get out for the wedding though, thought it would be chaos.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn't that bad really

Day off so at least I didn’t have to try to travel through the crowds. Honestly it was pretty chilled round my way, liked the atmosphere.

by Nanoob on Apr 30, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was an “unofficial” party in park in Glasgow up here. Started via a Facebook group and then 4,000 people turned up. Apparently descended into riots. Plenty of arrests, hundreds of police, rumours of one guy duying…typical, sadly.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've never been to Scotland

But that pretty much fits in with my stereotypical London view of Glasow to be honest. Need to head up there one day – Edinburgh is supposed to be fantastic and I know peeps in Arbroath.

by Nanoob on Apr 30, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glasgow

Has a bad rep but it’s not as bad as everyone makes out. It is however sadly, famous for it’s knife crime.
As for Edinburgh, thats where I am and it’s lovely. Expensive at times but well worth the visit. Plenty to see and the night life is good.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shonie Carter/Matt Serra

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by MattParker117 on Apr 30, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Korean Zombie KO'd Pajonsuk

with one in It’s Showtime but got DQ’d.

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by Dallas Winston on Apr 30, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why did he get DQ’d?

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://thegarv.com/Exclusive-Interview-with-The-Korean-Zombie-Chan-Sung-Jung-on-his-WEC-Debut.html

Tell me your thoughts on the KO of Pajonsuk in “It’s Showtime”? Since you often throw the spinning backfist, did the technique just come naturally in the heat of battle?

CSJ: "It is something that I’ve practiced. Actually, I was talking to my friend Jeffrey, who had come to Prague for the fight, the night before the fight and I was telling him that the spinning backfist might be my only chance to win. I didn’t realize that it was illegal at the time. Pajonsuk, is a full on stand-up guy, so I knew I had my hands full in a stand-up bout.

I think a lot of people realized, including myself, that this wasn’t my forte. ‘It’s Showtime!’ were for the strongest fighters from Korea at 70kg., but the K-1 tournament in Korea was scheduled for the next month, so most of the stronger stand-up guys were already slated to fight in K-1. I thought it might be a good experience for me, so Coach and I decided to go for it. I do have confidence in my stand-up and want to continue to refine it, so we thought it might be fun."

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by Dallas Winston on Apr 30, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't remember why

So I agree. Dumb

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by Neil Manich on Apr 30, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dana is giving both of those guys bonuses no matter what, guaranteed

With the size of this PPV, he’ll give out multiple bonuses if need be

by OhhhGLS on Apr 30, 2011 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

And Matt Serra is now just a little less embarassed…

by MMABookworm on Apr 30, 2011 6:38 PM EDT reply actions  

amazing start to tonight’s card

by mizunopro on Apr 30, 2011 6:38 PM EDT reply actions  

One helluva card.

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by tito (eight and oh) on Apr 30, 2011 6:38 PM EDT reply actions  

2 awesome fucking finishes,

and 2-0 on my picks. Great night (or morning for me) of fights so far.

by Anton Tabuena on Apr 30, 2011 6:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Makdessi vs Barboza please.

by Brad Ackerson on Apr 30, 2011 6:39 PM EDT reply actions  

sick fight.

If Barboza wins his next fight though, he deserves a bigger name

by Magaca on Apr 30, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

C’mon Jason Macdonald. Always liked him

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate it when they say that

Macdonald won’t be making a run at the middleweight title. Not at his age.

by kreally on Apr 30, 2011 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

great fights so far,

haven’t been able to chime in too much cus all the comments seem to slow down my feed

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

What kind of crazy finish will this fight have?

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

J- Mac is entertaining, though.

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by ElliotMatheny on Apr 30, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well it better be a crazy decision then.

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

crossface chickenwing?

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by james b on Apr 30, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

double knockout (but only if shonie is reffing)

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yokohama Yak Choker

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

is the prelims only available in the US or something? I’m trying to figure out for 40 minutes now how to watch this on facebook and no luck, I’m starting to feel like my dad asking for computer tips…. the day is here where I realize I’m that old now…

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 6:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm in the UK and it's working.

Just click Live Video on the FB page and press play

by Cunny on Apr 30, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what I did

but it only shows the player and the links above to choose which video to play, I guess their not streaming it here. sucks…

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't see it the prelims option.

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

mine did too

but didn’t stream it

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Candians keeping it classy

If Buffer announced someone was from Canada we would have booed the shit out him

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 6:45 PM EDT reply actions  

So we already have great contenders for KO & Sub OTN?

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 30, 2011 6:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Atta boy!!

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by ElliotMatheny on Apr 30, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Glad for J-Mac.

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by ElliotMatheny on Apr 30, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow quick

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Awesome

This card is the shit so far

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCKING GREAT FIGHTS SO FAR

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by Neil Manich on Apr 30, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Fantastic

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Jonathan Snowden tweets:


Just another event that shows Zuffa is in trouble.

by MMABookworm on Apr 30, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn this card is awesome!

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by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Lovely Traingle

Yet again. This card has just started at lightspeed. 3 awesome fights. This is too good!

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

He saw that all the way.

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by Neil Manich on Apr 30, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love when he calls the BJJ stuff. That’s really his forte.

by crazybones on Apr 30, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn - we'll be seeing a lot of these again to fill PPV time, I think.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 30, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

I feel really bad for anyone who can’t watch this event tonight.

by Wrestling Uber Alles on Apr 30, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Stream was horrible, I missed the whole fight.

Wouldn’t even go fullscreen. Fuck Silverlight!

by Cunny on Apr 30, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck that

Every 3 minutes it asks me if i’m still there and when I say yes, they stop the fucking stream. Go with the new Firefox.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Missed the first fight because I was installing it.

It’s still shite. It was fine before Jensen/MacDonald.

by Cunny on Apr 30, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

take that little grey bar on the big red bar and drag it to the left.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Cheers.

These prelims are going to end early as fuck, I’ll check the fights out after. I figured that was my own personal stream or something.

by Cunny on Apr 30, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesome

great to see a vet like j mac get to experience a moment like this

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm lovin' it

;)

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Aldo

Has his work cut out for him for KOTN

by Roaringblood on Apr 30, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Rogan is on his game tonight

Called the chin issue with Watson, called the triangle here

by CaptainKneebar on Apr 30, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Good for McDonald. Always been a fan

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by StevenGiles on Apr 30, 2011 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck yeah.

3 great finishes in a row, and 3-0 on my picks.

by Anton Tabuena on Apr 30, 2011 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

3/3 for awesome finishes

Feel good for MacDonald, slick triangle

by OhhhGLS on Apr 30, 2011 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

sweet triangle

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by MattParker117 on Apr 30, 2011 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Beautful setup

And to think alot of people were worried this card was gonna be a snoozefest

by I_am_Jambo on Apr 30, 2011 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Alot of just great hustle today.

(ass slap)

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Is there no commentary? I have video but no audio.

by John 502 on Apr 30, 2011 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

sweet triangle, its nice to see McDonald get a win

people forget how good his BJJ is, he was able to hang with Maia on the ground for 2 and half rounds

by darkotto23 on Apr 30, 2011 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

This is the greatest night of Dana White’s life.

by MMABookworm on Apr 30, 2011 6:49 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Seriously though

Slamming a guy while he’s locking on a triangle is just dumb.

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by Neil Manich on Apr 30, 2011 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I blame Rampage

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

best facebook prelims ever so far? Can’t really remember having this much fun with them.

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Not a difficult feat, it has to be said.

But these have been awesome. Wish I’d seen the first fight.

by Cunny on Apr 30, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I missed the first two :(

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best quality matchups IMO

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by ElliotMatheny on Apr 30, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps some foreshadowing going on here.

On a card where both main event participants are notorious (albeit unfairly) known for decisions, we see an exciting finish….

One can only hope.

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by tito (eight and oh) on Apr 30, 2011 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, it's late enough

What’s everyone DRANKIN AND MUNCHIN?

Myself, I have some Olive Oil and Sea Salt cashews, and of course, Black Velvet and Diet Pepsi.

JOU?!

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Jack and Coke

Munching on honey mustard pretzels

by Wrestling Uber Alles on Apr 30, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carlsberg and black bean veggie burgers

by I_am_Jambo on Apr 30, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Solid work on both accounts.

Uber, are those the Honey Mustard pieces? I believe Snyder makes them?

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll be going for Domino’s cheesy bread with that nasty-ass and amazing butter/garlic sauce.

by MMABookworm on Apr 30, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

These bastards are bringing the pain tonight.

I love it. Fighting to end, not leaving it to the judges.

"I guess I'm 13-Maynard, and Maynard..."- Frankie Edgar

by Dustin Luff on Apr 30, 2011 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Loving the FB feed

I’m only on a 3 mbps feed, and in regular mode, it still looks really clear. Full screen, not so much, but I’ll take it – free legal fights!

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by duck on Apr 30, 2011 6:50 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

My stream goes into HD when in Fullscreen

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by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do you go Fullscreen?

I cant find a button.

"I guess I'm 13-Maynard, and Maynard..."- Frankie Edgar

by Dustin Luff on Apr 30, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s the light gray box next to the volume control

Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. - Bruce Lee

by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

My screen cuts off so that button is pretty much hidden.

Its kinda strange..

"I guess I'm 13-Maynard, and Maynard..."- Frankie Edgar

by Dustin Luff on Apr 30, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Comon Joe.. He’s not Mexican..

Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. - Bruce Lee

by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 6:50 PM EDT reply actions  

menjivar next

the awesome fights just keep comin

by KeVbK on Apr 30, 2011 6:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Question

Fighters who wear glasses/contacts… do they wear contacts during the fight or is that too dangerous? I can’t believe I don’t know this.

by Wrestling Uber Alles on Apr 30, 2011 6:52 PM EDT reply actions  

they wear contacts

I remember that Rashad Evans and others wear contacts.

by BeardedNerd on Apr 30, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

They should wear Kurt Rambis/Horace Grant goggles.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you can wear contacts,

and I think they can fall out often. If a fighter has really bad eyesight, I would imagine they would wear contacts and then just deal with whatever happens during the fight.

Xtreme Couture- The best never rest!

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by ElliotMatheny on Apr 30, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many more facebook fights do we have?

Still a lot of time till the Spike Prelims.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 6:52 PM EDT reply actions  

two more

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol

I didn’t get to see the fights, but you know shit must be crazy when the typical reaction in the comments is:

FUCKITY FUCK…HOLY FUCKING SHIT BATMAN!

by Landoman722 on Apr 30, 2011 6:53 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

seriously awesome fights so far

by eyeIess on Apr 30, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute, Matyushenko/Brilz is on the main card? What the shit?

by crazybones on Apr 30, 2011 6:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Pee/Food/Beer Break

The UFC is forward thinking

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol

I didn’t get to see the fights, but you know shit must be crazy when the typical reaction in the comments is:

FUCKITY FUCK…HOLY FUCKING SHIT BATMAN!

by Landoman722 on Apr 30, 2011 6:53 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Really awesome fights so far dude.

Xtreme Couture- The best never rest!

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-Socrates

by ElliotMatheny on Apr 30, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

What’s with this goofy theme song?

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 6:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Turtles in Time board music

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by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Psshhh They wish

Turtle in Time’s music is way more awesome

by CaptainKneebar on Apr 30, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Todd Harris lives!!!!

Not unemployed just yet!

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by duck on Apr 30, 2011 6:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Completely forgot about him already haha

The moment I read his name I was like, who the fuck is that?

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Loving the 8-bit pseudo-street fighter music

by I_am_Jambo on Apr 30, 2011 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Time GSP’s jab.. yeah good luck with that

by Horselover Fat on Apr 30, 2011 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

they just used the Silva line “this is a different kind of striker” for GSP

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 6:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Rogan seems to use that a lot…

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn’t he use it for aldo too?

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"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Think so, yeah…though Jambo below believes it was for Aldo that time and the editing just got mixed up.

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can mix whatever quotes any day, but that is an iconic mma line.

"Every time I talk on the phone with someone who doesn’t know me, they call me "ma’am"." - Scott C. Broussard

by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he meant Aldo, they fused together soundbytes for the advert

by I_am_Jambo on Apr 30, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

by the way, whats up friends?

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT IT DO, HATE?

Food/Beverage post above.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont have anything

just got done coaching baseball

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baseball?

Joining us to regain your manhood?

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 30, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

if i am looking for that, i know i came to the wrong place

"Every time I talk on the phone with someone who doesn’t know me, they call me "ma’am"." - Scott C. Broussard

by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quit hatin', you hater!!!

(Seriously, though, these have been badass so far)

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 30, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am so pissed i missed my boy The Athlete.

so so pissed

"Every time I talk on the phone with someone who doesn’t know me, they call me "ma’am"." - Scott C. Broussard

by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

People don't seem to realize this

but you can rewind the fights on the live streams.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

you are a lifesaver

"Every time I talk on the phone with someone who doesn’t know me, they call me "ma’am"." - Scott C. Broussard

by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-year old boys

What was the question?

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

what are you looking for on PlentyofFish.com

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

babe ruth

whatever age that is

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Menjivar needs to pull off a calf slicer again.

Note: Probably not legal.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck that, he should do it anyway.

Never seen a DQ for an illegal sub.

Speaking of which, wouldn’t the Twister be a spinal lock or something?

by Cunny on Apr 30, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shh

That’s too technical for some Ref’s and all judges to comprehend.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

SOTN definitely

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

THOSE OF YOU PLAYING THE UFC DRINKING GAME TAKE A SHOT!

Anyone know what that means..? :)

Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. - Bruce Lee

by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Again, apparently it means whenever Goldberg goes for a jimmy riddle

by I_am_Jambo on Apr 30, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahah anytime you hear Rogan doing intros just by himself, Goldie is taking a tinkle.

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by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought maybe for hat stealing...

But Charlie’s hat remained on his head.

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently we are supposed to take a drink everytime there is stereotypical walkout music

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

To me

its to take a shot every time Goldie says something stupid as fuck. I get drunk while watching the UFC often.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's a risky one

You’ll be unconscious before the Spike fights.

"Honestly, I've got nothing against Josh Koscheck personally........but the guy's just a dickhead"-Paul Daley

by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

If that was the drinking game, I’d be dead by now

by I_am_Jambo on Apr 30, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

A seemless return, Goldie.

No one knew you were gone, very professional.

"Honestly, I've got nothing against Josh Koscheck personally........but the guy's just a dickhead"-Paul Daley

by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh, that’s not right Goldie…

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Not so much laggy as grainy.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too...

But HD from certain angles, it’s weird.

by Cunny on Apr 30, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Life is strange.

Imagine how Menjivar feels. One day he figures he’s going to steamroll an irrelevant Canadian making his debut, 9 years later he’s curtain jerking a huge PPV for him in Canada.

by Cunny on Apr 30, 2011 7:03 PM EDT reply actions  

is it common for UFC guys to wear contacts while in a fight?

my eyesight is shit, and I train with contacts on, but it’s been poked out a few ttimes, so I can only imagine competing in the UFC with them….

Still wouldn’t want to fight without perfect eyesight though.

by Anton Tabuena on Apr 30, 2011 7:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Rory Mac and Gerald Harris wear them I think. I think it’s pretty common.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 30, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCKING SICK!!!!!!!!

"Every time I talk on the phone with someone who doesn’t know me, they call me "ma’am"." - Scott C. Broussard

by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

This is fucking mental

by I_am_Jambo on Apr 30, 2011 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Tonight is amazing

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Gonna be a quick night

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by MattParker117 on Apr 30, 2011 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Whats going on here lol

Broken nose from standing elbow? Greatest prelims ever

by OhhhGLS on Apr 30, 2011 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

HE BROKE HIS JAW WITH A STANDING ELBOW

THIS IS THE GREATEST FUCKING CARD EVER

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by Neil Manich on Apr 30, 2011 7:05 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

All we need:

1. Sweet leg or arm lock
2. Kick or knee KO (I’m picking Machida by front kick)

Greatest card in history for sure.

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate you….So much….Nah though…Nice job on calling it

by Nathen on Apr 30, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get out of town.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 30, 2011 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus

This is awesome. That elbow seemingly broke his nose. I dont know what to say about this card and we’re 4 fights into facebook. Ridiculous.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

OUUCH

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by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Brutal elbow

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Brutal

Dam I shoulda bet some cash tonight , 4 for 4 on my picks so far.

by beerdo on Apr 30, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Dropped the hammer

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Is this a Strikeforce card??!!

by John Danaher's Hair on Apr 30, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Lulz, just thought the exact same thing.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 30, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only we get to see more than 4 fights.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 30, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

444

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by tito (eight and oh) on Apr 30, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

BEAST

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by Neil Manich on Apr 30, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, then.

STRIKEFORCE NEVER DIE!

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

same here. missed the garza pick.

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 30, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

flying triangle, spinning backfist ko, triangle, broken face. good shit.

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Tristar is 2-0 so far

Wonder if they’ll end up 4-0 by the end of the night

by OhhhGLS on Apr 30, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

2-1, no?

Yves Jabouin is at Tristar too i think.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was absolutely disgusting!

"Every time I talk on the phone with someone who doesn’t know me, they call me "ma’am"." - Scott C. Broussard

by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Fucking love Menjivar.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 30, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Could this card get better?

Not a chance. Btw, I shattered my nose last year. That shit ain’t no picnic.

"I guess I'm 13-Maynard, and Maynard..."- Frankie Edgar

by Dustin Luff on Apr 30, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

@KeVbk exactly, thats a HELLBOW

by I_am_Jambo on Apr 30, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Late stoppage.

Dude was turtled, covering up doing nothing. Menjivar had to pummel away for ages.

by Cunny on Apr 30, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Not really.. he didn’t hit him with any good shots anyway

by Horselover Fat on Apr 30, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flash kick and a Hadouken?

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

What an epic undercard. Thank baby Jesus the UFC decided to show all the prelims live.

by Brad Ackerson on Apr 30, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank Strikeforce for that

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can we move every UFC card to Toronto?:

This is some awesome shit right here

http://unintelligentdefense.blogspot.com

by MattParker117 on Apr 30, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

any chance we’ll get to see the spike fights since the first prelim started late?

by Our Bovine Public on Apr 30, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Doubt it

Spike has been even lamer lately. I’m actually surprised that they’re airing the prelims live. The last Fight Night was tape delayed in the west coast.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

one of the other events they showed extra fights on facebook so its possible?

by Our Bovine Public on Apr 30, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's possible

but it will fuck their time table up. At this rate if they showed the Spike Prelims now, there won’t be any fights for about an hour and I don’t think they can do that.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

they could use some filler and show them at the normal time. Its just that i dont get spike so wont be able to see them

by Our Bovine Public on Apr 30, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm talking about for the people in the stadium

Pretty sure they won’t like waiting that long for another fight. I think you’re right though about showing the Spike prelim on facebook, maybe we get lucky.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah of they just kept the stream running even if this ufc central stuff I’d keep watching

by Our Bovine Public on Apr 30, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck decisions

that should be the name of this card.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

or maybe

UFC : Decision, in spirit of what happened with UFC : Knockout

by medulla on Apr 30, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Whats the current record for most finished fights on a single card (post-zuffa)

by I_am_Jambo on Apr 30, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I think my nose might be broken after that as well

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

prelims + new mortal kombat = all the awesome you can handle

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn what a beautiful spinning backfist

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh Oh….I was at 110 when C.Patrick fought Wilks …it was awful I’m praying that this fight doesn’t derail this cards momentum

by I_am_Jambo on Apr 30, 2011 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t think i saw his fight vs Wilks, but his fight against Ricardo Funch was pretty great.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Octagon

Looks TINY in amongst those floor seats. The panned views are really sweet.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh damn. Goldie with a Skydome shout out. Respect for that.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

WAR NINJA

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn - Mike Chiappetta said bonuses are supposed to be $129k.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 30, 2011 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

bonus for J-Mac he deserve it

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

No way

Flying triangle>Regular triangle

by Magaca on Apr 30, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i missed a flying triangle too?

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pablo Garza

@scb0212
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 30, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck me dead!

"Every time I talk on the phone with someone who doesn’t know me, they call me "ma’am"." - Scott C. Broussard

by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like J-Mac but

Flying triangle>Normal triangle.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling that there are going to be multiple bonuses for each category tonight.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 30, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bring out Oprah

“You get a bonus! And You get a bonus! Everyone gets a bonus!”

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 30, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roberts has power,

Claude has submissions. Let us see which prevail.

"I guess I'm 13-Maynard, and Maynard..."- Frankie Edgar

by Dustin Luff on Apr 30, 2011 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I Love the UFC

I’m thinking about leaving my family and friends and following it around on tour like a Grateful Dead groupie.

by Wrestling Uber Alles on Apr 30, 2011 7:18 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

family and friends, pssssssssh

"Every time I talk on the phone with someone who doesn’t know me, they call me "ma’am"." - Scott C. Broussard

by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont have a van....do you have a van?

"Every time I talk on the phone with someone who doesn’t know me, they call me "ma’am"." - Scott C. Broussard

by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

F that

We’ll do it RV style. I’ll buy one.

by Wrestling Uber Alles on Apr 30, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arianny looked really uncomfortable.

"I guess I'm 13-Maynard, and Maynard..."- Frankie Edgar

by Dustin Luff on Apr 30, 2011 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

haha Arianny looked like she did not like that guy who kept trying to put his arm around her.

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

lol at arianny shoving that guys arm away

by BeardedNerd on Apr 30, 2011 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

should put GSP in the sharpshooter

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

They should bring Mayhem in to give it to Shields if he wins.

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

thats a big thumbs up

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whats with the weird 80’s music

by despisedIcon856 on Apr 30, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Welcome to Toronto! You can’t see it, but most of the crowd is dressed all in denim, aka, a Canadian Tuxedo.

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by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 30, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arianny's tits:

Discuss

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by Neil Manich on Apr 30, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Motorboat.

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by Dustin Luff on Apr 30, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

i seen 'em

I seen it all

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

its a bummer they are attached to who they are attached to

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re fake, right? I don’t approve.

by crazybones on Apr 30, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very fake

As are Brittanys. I’m all about Miss Palmer over Arianny anyway. From what i’ve seen of Arianny, she’s hot but she has the personality of a plastic bag.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are they the ones next to Brittany’s? I’m having trouble shifting my gaze.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 30, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have grown sick of Kenny Florian

I almost want him to get a title shot so that Aldo just beats the shit out him.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

We still have one more FB fight right?

What’s with the big break? Fights going too fast?

by Wrestling Uber Alles on Apr 30, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes.

All but one in the first round.

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

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by Dustin Luff on Apr 30, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re still trying to locate Valencias teeth

by I_am_Jambo on Apr 30, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL @ keeping it on the feet being a key to defeating Aldo

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha.

More like LOL @ being in the same Octagon as a key to defeating Aldo.

You need a ranged weapon for that shit.

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to see Florian try that

but only if I don’t have to listen to Keith screaming like a banshee throughout the fight.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

only 4 fights done so far,

and I’m already getting a bit sleepy. I’m running on only 3 hours of sleep (and my sugar gliders kept barking away trying to wake me up cause they were hungry)

by Anton Tabuena on Apr 30, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I wanted to,

but when I checked the fridge, we only had sugar-free rootbeer… :|

by Anton Tabuena on Apr 30, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

That won't remove the artificial sweetener shit.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 30, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Try glucose tablets. I used them when I was at University, stayed up all night writing essays whilst taking them and I managed it ok

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by StevenGiles on Apr 30, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Feed'em

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I waited a bit,

cause those little dudes just sound cute when they try to bark. haha.

by Anton Tabuena on Apr 30, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought this was funny...

But my roommate (who knows nothing about MMA but always watches with me) came on here to check the results for me and my friends and she reads them off and goes, “Wow 4 fights and 4 finishes, that’s awesome.” and her friend asks why and she says, “Because no one likes decisions except for Jon Fitch.”

by IamMachine22 on Apr 30, 2011 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

training mask make u look silly

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

even then, still silly

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

The bonuses are 129k

best way to prevent a decision.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Hell

Even Fitch would… well maybe not.

by Wrestling Uber Alles on Apr 30, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wont believe these two arent the same person until i actually see them in the cage together

by Our Bovine Public on Apr 30, 2011 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

pause

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Fucking Boondocks reference! As much as you hate i still love you.

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

by RJshock 305 on Apr 30, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just think if you're making 8 and 8

And then you get a bonus like that. Or just think if you dropped a guy with a standing elbow but some other asshole knocked a guy out with a sweet spinning backfist so you missed out on 130 k

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by Neil Manich on Apr 30, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pablo Garza and John Makdessi are getting paid

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by MattParker117 on Apr 30, 2011 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

really like that walkout warmup patrick is wearing

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Hardest part of the head

That’d be dumb

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Penn vs Stevenson is on spike. blood fest

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

one of my fav fights

ever.

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tan Dan and his aw shucks walk to the center always makes me laugh

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Reminds me of Bro' Man from Martin

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

what a throwback

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is trying to contain the explosiveness

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know it's only been like 3 minutes

but this is the most boring fight so far.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

this is the least athletic and explosive fight of the night so far..

hmm

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking that

but I wasn’t sure if I wanted to say it.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

but it’s been a good fight still

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man

the crowds really wanted knees

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"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn just listen to that knee chant.. creepy!

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by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

KNEE!

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by Dustin Luff on Apr 30, 2011 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Patrick should have gone after him harder at the end of the round.. he was rocked

by Horselover Fat on Apr 30, 2011 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

No Rush

Roberts looks like he’s just waiting for an opportunity to tap out

by Wrestling Uber Alles on Apr 30, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Canadian fans are so awesome. Their reactions really make the fights more enjoyable.

by crazybones on Apr 30, 2011 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, the “oooooh” when Patrick was in arm triangle position was pretty cool.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 30, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 Patrick.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 30, 2011 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Patrick

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by MattParker117 on Apr 30, 2011 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Freudian Slip

I never dreamed of any enormity greater than I have committed. I never knew, and never shall know, a worse man than myself.

by tito (eight and oh) on Apr 30, 2011 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

The JJ is this fight has been a lot of fun.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Patrick needs to just keep it standing and KO him. It’s his fight if he wants it!

by C-A-H on Apr 30, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF? How did he gas that bad? They weren’t grappling THAT hard.

by crazybones on Apr 30, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is Patrick going for takedowns? He’s winning the stand-up, could probably TKO Ninja if he pours it on

by Horselover Fat on Apr 30, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

so pissed

im reading about all of these great finishes, but i cant get the damn live stream to work for anything. any suggestions?

by Fire support 4 on Apr 30, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Firefox

you can rewind the stream once you get it to work though.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

The stream wouldn’t work on my PC so i switch to my laptop and it worked.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah the stream doesn’t work on PC’s, it’s exclusively on laptops this time

by Horselover Fat on Apr 30, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

roberts looks like hes drunk

damn, does he train his striking at all…

by C.A.M. on Apr 30, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Close round. I dunno, 10-10. 20-19 Patrick.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 30, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, Claude is kind of fighting a stupid game i think….

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

that was a slick takedown

by beerdo on Apr 30, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Really?

He’s using this fight as a message to all the other welterweights?

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

They didn’t specify what that message was.

by Wrestling Uber Alles on Apr 30, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

No idea

Why Patrick is taking this fight to the ground. Ninja is throwing punches like he’s underwater, and his striking game is far inferior to Claude’s as it is.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

some fighters

really need to listen to their corners more.

by Lauren J Darkbloom on Apr 30, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed. But even in a case like this, your corner’s advice should be almost needless, when your best chance of finishing and winning the fight, is so blatant.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Knees, knees!

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

C’mon Claude… just fucking knee the guy. Just do it once.

by crazybones on Apr 30, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

So they are both gassed

and it has literally been a stalemate throughout this entire fight except for the one flurry at the end of the first.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Claude tired?

That’s the only explanation I can think of for his stupid gameplan the 2nd half of the fight.

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish when the decision is made

Bruce Buffer announces : “This fight is………… BULL SHIT”

by milliondollardreams on Apr 30, 2011 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

this fuckin guy

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

This fight is like when you get the yellow Mentos

After getting like 6 pink ones in a row.

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

30-28 Patrick.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 30, 2011 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

weet yer performanze

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Apr 30, 2011 7:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

There is a slight possibility

Roberts could win due to Patrick’s inability to follow a “gameplan” called keep it standing…hopefully they’ll get the decision right though.

by Lauren J Darkbloom on Apr 30, 2011 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Not the greatest performance by either guy. Claude fought a kind of stupid fight imo.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

This fight kinda sucked so i call it a draw

they completely cancelled each other out for most of the fight.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I knew this fight would be shit

by I_am_Jambo on Apr 30, 2011 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

29-28 Patrick

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by MattParker117 on Apr 30, 2011 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Roberts truly is a ninja

i didn’t see any of his attacks.

by Wrestling Uber Alles on Apr 30, 2011 7:48 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Only a true expert knows

that was FOTN.

For someone like me, though, it sucked.

by Scabby Knuckle on Apr 30, 2011 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m by no means an expert, but i thought it was an alright fight through the first 2 rounds. 3rd was pretty lame though.

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m a bit tipsy to do the math, but that’s two 10-10’s and a nine?

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 30, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

2nd and 3rd were close and fairly uneventful. 1st was decidedly Patrick’s.

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll allow it.

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by Dustin Luff on Apr 30, 2011 7:49 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Judge Mills lane?

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by Chris Hines on Apr 30, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

“We dont mind the lack of a flying triangle, but no spinning back fist KO? That sucked”

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair

they did set the bar pretty fucking high. I blame Patrick’s terrible gameplan.

 But still, these guys didn’t look like they were fighting for 129k

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

129K

Is insane. What were the 100 bonuses? 100k?

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Majority decision

29-28
29-28
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by Scabby Knuckle on Apr 30, 2011 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

no joke

glad this wasn’t the lead in fight for the main card, totally cooled off the audience after the great start.

by squaresphere on Apr 30, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn Anton

I guess the one hour earlier transmission will be of no help to you eh :p

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mmmmmmm giant video cube..

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by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Guys

Are you going to consider a new thread for the PPV?

By the time the prelims are over we may reach 1000 comments already.

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope

5,500 comments is the goal

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

By then

it will take an entire round to scroll to the bottom of this page.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

When I went on to BE near the end of prelims I figured maybe 70 comments. Turned out to be 750+

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Apr 30, 2011 7:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

So the PPV starts in an 1:07 right?

And we only have 2 more fights to get us there?

Guess we’ll have some huge breaks.

by Wrestling Uber Alles on Apr 30, 2011 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

spike TV

potential 30 minutes of fights + 30 minutes or more of commercials.

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coal commercials to be exact

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought they already cancelled that show?

They were playing some stupid repo game show after TUF this week.

“Answer this question right or i’ll take your fucking car!”

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just saw a commercial for it HAHA

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh god, I actually watched a bit of that after TUF… so dumb.

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spike TV: working hard to make idiocracy a reality.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's easy to fall in love

but there ain’t no easy way out….

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Apr 30, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking Spike

Hope the UFC drops them.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

This event needs Vuvuzelas

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

I’m not gonna lie, I miss them

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I come to Brasil for the 2014 World Cup

I’m bringing one

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

and that's how another riot will start at an mma event :p

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

totally misread that one hehe, world cup with ufc rio, I fail

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tsk tsk

Too much Caipirinha?

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha

I wish, but I have no excuse unless someone spiked my soda…

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're welcome

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn you!

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean

 Thank you :p

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I started

Watching the world cup muted when I couldn’t handle the vuvuzelas anymore, lol. SO glad the Premier League banned them from grounds immediatly.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOVE the Vuvuzelas

But in England song is the noise of choice and I love that as well.

Michael Bisping - hahaha!

by MichaelD8 on Apr 30, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that it...?

no more on facebook?

Macknight
-----------------
Correct me if I am wrong - I may learn something.....

by macknight on Apr 30, 2011 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

spike tv up next.

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

It’s on Spike now. Wish it was still on facebook.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

not me

I don’t get the facebook transmissions

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why not?

I was skeptical about it at first but the facebook stream is actually pretty good.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know

the UFC must hate Brazilians, we don’t get the Facebook live stream for some reason. I wasted almost an hour thinking I was doing something wrong, the least they could do is have a message on FB to which countries they would not stream it.

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is fucked up

especially considering half of their roster would be gone if it weren’t for the Brazilians

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dana tweets

“First time we’ve ever done a pre-fight show”

Starts in 7 min: http://www.ufc.tv/ufc/event/prelim-show/391

by Wrestling Uber Alles on Apr 30, 2011 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright, I’m back.

Spike like a MUHFUGGA.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Go Pierson. Would be a big upset but I really hope he can pull it off.

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

here’s hoping Nate Diaz gets his ass handed to him

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

When are we not hoping for that?

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I am now your pilot for the rest of the night.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 30, 2011 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Do we HAVE to return our trays to their upright and locked position?

I’m not done with my drink!

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by duck on Apr 30, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rogan fall asleep in the tanning bed?

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:02 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I wonder why they gave pierson the canadian such a tough fight

I think jake is a higher tier fighter isn’t he?

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by james b on Apr 30, 2011 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, foster to ellenberger, is a BIG jump in competition

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Had to get in the Pierson vs. Riddle COULD HAVE BEEN fight of the night

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 30, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

could've been

if it wasn’t so terrible?

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pierson gonna go to sleep tonight

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:08 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Called IT!

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa haha

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prophet

But you could see it coming. Pierson’s game, but Ellenberger is on another level.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

That kid is a beast

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice!!!

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

1-800-Safe-Auto

Play it safe. Safe Auto.

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

BLAMMO

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha

The Canadians are so disappointed.

by crazybones on Apr 30, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

at least they don't really boo

But that stadium is silent

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Daammn that’s some power

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by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

and then he went night night

by milliondollardreams on Apr 30, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

ah crap :( Nice win by Ellenberger. Feel bad for Pierson though

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

As Joe Rogan said

“that’s his go to sleep punch.”

by Scabby Knuckle on Apr 30, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Not bad

for 16 days notice…

Just Breed!

by ScoreCardOTN on Apr 30, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

as he fell asleep

you could here jake say,,, I’m the juggernaut……bitch!

by milliondollardreams on Apr 30, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

“dont you know who the fuck… i…. aaam?”

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ellenberger

Has some serious power in his hands. Juggernaut is correct.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Complete silence...

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

never underestimate the power of the titty punch

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was the easiest fight to predict on this card

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

was pretty cruel to throw Pierson Ellenberger after he was set to face brian foster..

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

quit crapping on my psychic powers

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

55k in attendance

but a canadian loses and its quiet as a mouse in there

by C.A.M. on Apr 30, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

that would be awesome if koscheck was in the crowd

and they showed him on the big screen

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by james b on Apr 30, 2011 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Hello friends, new and old.

I drink beer in your general direction.

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by a tommy point on Apr 30, 2011 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I like the tiny round of obligatory applause for Ellenberger

Followed by the stadium immediately descending back in total silence.

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by CasualMMAFan on Apr 30, 2011 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

How loud was the crowd on the spinning backfist by Makdessi?

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

I was too busy losing my mind to pay attention.

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’re getting the facebook fights as filler then

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

valencia/menjivar…. LIVE?

they gonna fight again?

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone seen his face after?

is he doing stunts for brandon vera?

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did they manage to put Valencia’s face back together?

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Manjivar wants a second shot at that KO of the Night Bonus

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap

I feel sorry for Valencia. Immediate rematch?

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

what, why?

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait. Nevermind. Im a dingus.

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

recd

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

They found the rest of his nose

And Menjivar was game.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re not spoilers. They aired in a readily available format for the majority of our audience. Once that happens, they’re fair game.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 30, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

So those that bitch about Americans booing foreigners, is it ok when Canada does it, then
?

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Damn, didn’t get to hear Ivan’s walkout music again. Was pretty cool, I thought.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Thats why the judges need

monitors AND Dolby 7.1- So they can hear that shit!

Just Breed!

by ScoreCardOTN on Apr 30, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

The "click" when that elbow landed...

Damn, you just knew he broke SOMETHING in that dude’s face.

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by duck on Apr 30, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

That elbow is just getting nastier on a bigger screen.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

i wish there was a joe silva reaction shot

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

One of the most satisfying things when re-watching fights is when you finally notice Silva losing his shit in the background.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of Jon Jones vs Stephan Bonnar

where he made that open mouthed shocked face that looked right off the Home Alone poster with Macaulay Culkin.

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by CasualMMAFan on Apr 30, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want a picture in a picture Joe Silva cam in the corner of my screen

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes!

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, brilliant!

Fund it!

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by CasualMMAFan on Apr 30, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, he’s really funny at times, especially when you get a good look at his reactions and facial expressions. There must be times he sits there thinking “I’m a fuckin genius!”

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

they almost gave Rogan more replays of that elbow than they do your standard dick kick.

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Hard to believe

Rogan does love them dick kicks.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap.

This card is amazing.

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Woah

Jake Shields has 3 knockouts?

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

his opponents bonked their heads on Stitch’s enswells so its just a technicality

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

all by LHK

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that left high kick?

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Apr 30, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i KO'd a few beers last night, too

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by Cory Braiterman on Apr 30, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's nothing

cro cop has 3 submissions!

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

St. Pierre looks like a boss

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by halitosis on Apr 30, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

If a contender at least wins one round against GSP

does that automatically deserve an immediate rematch?

Just Breed!

by ScoreCardOTN on Apr 30, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Jake Shield will lose the fight

But he is going to win a round in this fight

by DarthKitty on Apr 30, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

How?

By deducting 2 points from GSP for being too awesome?

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's got a phenominal single leg

I could see him taking GSP down for a round, doing a little damage and basically just controlling him for a bit. Don’t see him submitting GSP though, Shields submissions aren’t that great

by DarthKitty on Apr 30, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fighters arrive to the Arena in tracksuits.

GSP appears in a suit that’s probably worth more than my house. The man is effortlessly cool.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Jake Shields reminds me of Brian Thompson

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahah how?

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by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're asking a guy that thinks in pictures

And post gifs of nonsense as counter arguments why he thinks something?

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats the best link i've ever seen

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shogun’s Hairy Forearms might have to change his name to Rory’s Hairy Forearms…..good lawd

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I am hoping for a lot of quick fights so they show all Facebook prelims again… Can you believe it was not available for brazil!?!?!?

by gabriezim on Apr 30, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

yep

:p

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let me recap for you

Awesomeness Ensued.

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn you

again :p

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's good to make friends

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really? That's retarded.

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Apr 30, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

9 times out of 10

I’d say it wasn’t an issue. I dont know what to say to you tonight though, they were awesome.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn that sucks. Hopefully you get to catch them

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by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

funny will be when they have UFC Rio

and not stream the prelims in Brazil either.

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Score: Canada 4 USA 2

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

i dont even care anymore

not after Nick Thomas’ rigged poll

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

nooooooope

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

fingers crossed

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s go Rory.

Fuck the 209.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Seconded

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s up, my man? The holy trinity is here now.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just finished eating dinner

Time to start drinkin (I know, I’m far behind)

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah boi !

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by JaYB84 on Apr 30, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

thirdeded

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does the double past-tense

make it present-tense?

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

it has to, right?

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Re-Firsted?

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

It only makes sense

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nate loves to flex his bones

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

If they had endorsements by

Gatorade and Under Armour they would.

Just Breed!

by ScoreCardOTN on Apr 30, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do 5 pound bags of weed count?

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

by RJshock 305 on Apr 30, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bitch-ass weights….

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

They dont do full reps

They lift then drop it in their faces.

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by JaYB84 on Apr 30, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’m going against my country and saying Diaz takes this.

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm going with the 209 ftw

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

shut up

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I thought we were bffs!

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

we are <3

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just saw Dan Hardy’s mohawk in the crowd.

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

cmon dude who looks like a makeupless marilyn manson

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Paul from The Wonder Years?

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

goldie said “mma boxing” about the diaz’s….niicccccce

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

He also claimed they have the "Stockton Slap" style..

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought that was when you slapped yourself on a daily basis for living in Stockton.

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

So that's why their faces look like that?

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shame personified

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I imagine

Goldie will be seeing the back of Nick’s hand for claiming they slap in Stockton full stop.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

if he slaps that dumb goatee off i am all for it

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I dunno whats going on with that facial hair. Looks even worse alongside Rogan’s serious beard too.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Between rory and I'm sure SGP

I’m starting to think Superman may have been Canadian

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Ha!

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is, actually.

He plays Center for the Penguins.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

wish diaz would’ve stayed at lightweight.

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Impressed with McDonald's composure.

He’s staying technical and methodical, tough to do against a Diaz.

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Duck and throw that straight right Rory

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by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck you diaz crowd chant?

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Waterboy

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 MacDonald

good round

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 McDonald

10-5 Toronto crowd for “Fuck You Diaz!”

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

slight edge for Rory. close round though

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish they would stop saying Nate DIaz has fantastic boxing

He doesn’t.

10-9 Waterboy.

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

McDonald has some wicked Acne

10-9 McDonald

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

he's a child

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

closed punches to avoid eye pokes

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by halitosis on Apr 30, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

real score: 10-10
mma judge score: 10-9

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by kellly on Apr 30, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

You are insane if that's a 10-10 round

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

maybe you're right

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by kellly on Apr 30, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 rory i mean

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by kellly on Apr 30, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, 10-9 is fine

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

BV?

Do you have two accounts now?

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, one for the bitches, one for the hoes.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brittney Palmer

Getting a big pop. These Canadians recognise the hottest Octagon girl too.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

An underrated joy

Seeing Arianny taking second billing.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

She’s cooler and cuter, that’s just how it is. Check out her latest shoot for Fighters Only. A pleasant surprise when I opened my copy and found those pictures, lol.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I follow her on Twitter

She’s a gem.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Biased poster 10-10

Unbiased Poster 10-9 McDonald

Michael Bisping - hahaha!

by MichaelD8 on Apr 30, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Ridiculous.

Nate did nothing but get his takedowns stuffed. Rory landed strikes, Diaz didn’t.

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

does rory train at tristar?

we saw firas in his locker room on the FB prelims

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by kellly on Apr 30, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

NICE!!!

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice trip

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought diaz would be too much for Macdonald. He’s looking good though.

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

hopefully he doesn’t shit the bed in the third, like he did against condit

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Paging Nick Diaz

wake your brother up and tell him he has a fight

by milliondollardreams on Apr 30, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't know

But its sounds terrible

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Once he gets that "Grown Man Strength"

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

And 3 more years of quality training.

The composure and skill the kid has now is insane. I can’t wait.

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, uh.

About that “Grown Man Strength.”

I’m going from “Monster” to “World Destroyer” if Rory’s gonna add strength to what he already has.

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice combos from Rory tonight

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Was that a Diaz trying to wrestle??

I thought that broke some sort of sacred vow

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Diaz is usually more active than this. Rory just getting the better of the stand up. 20-18 Macdonald

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Rogan is a Diaz nut-hugger.

Wonder why.

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weed

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by Cory Braiterman on Apr 30, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

20-18 Rory

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

20-18 Rory

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by James Brady on Apr 30, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Nate needs to finish now

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Training with GSP

Just aint fair! Crazy TDD and superman punch/ kick combo

by milliondollardreams on Apr 30, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Nate Diaz slaps with his punches.

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Very good fight. Rory is a damn good fighter.

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

McDonald is really impressive with the combinations.

by Scabby Knuckle on Apr 30, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

20-18 Manchild

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 rory

nate can’t get off

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by kellly on Apr 30, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

and we have a winner

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by Cory Braiterman on Apr 30, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

20-18 McD

Diaz is really sharp and articulate as a cornerman. Jesus. It’s like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Chong.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

NICE!

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by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMN

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by kellly on Apr 30, 2011 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

SUPLEXES!

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Rory is throwing Diaz around like he's the kid here.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

DAYUM!

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by JaYB84 on Apr 30, 2011 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa rory!

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

YUS!~!!!

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

boom

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by Bonedoctor on Apr 30, 2011 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

GERMAN SUPLEX!

Almost, but good enough!

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Double Ragdoll!!!!!!!

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Shiiieeet, that was awesome

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

OHHH FUCK!!

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by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

LOLOLOL

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by Bonedoctor on Apr 30, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

JESUS

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"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

LOLINGTON!

"I don't worry much about losing. What's so bad about losing? I'll fight again, I'll still get paid and hot chicks will still have sex with me for no good reason."

by JaYB84 on Apr 30, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

ROLLING GERMANS!!!!!!!

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

And a third!

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!

This is nuts from Rory! he is ragdolling Diaz something rotten.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Like Jon Jones

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Apr 30, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is ridiculous.

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by garik16 on Apr 30, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!!!

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

YUS!

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by kellly on Apr 30, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

WATERBOY MODE: ACTIVATED

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

this has got to be embarrassing for Diaz

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Awesome

Tunring Bat Shit into BatMan for 27 yrs

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by warren305 on Apr 30, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

so much for that all that cesar gracie momentum

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s been studying Kurt Angle.

by crazybones on Apr 30, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

he who shall not be named

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Early nominee for Performance of the Year 2011.

Please don’t let me speak too soon, Rory.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s been discussed a few times

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

steroids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nah just playin.

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

not like mine is anywhere as bad as Rory's

but most dudes still get a zit every now and then, myself included, and I haven’t touched anything worse than Creatine (12 years ago). Then again, I’ve touched a weight in almost that same time period, so shrug.

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by Cory Braiterman on Apr 30, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

his judo throws are all leverage

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by kellly on Apr 30, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really couldn’t believe the polls for this fight. I thought Nate had no chance all along.

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

10-8?

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

that was a beatdown. like an opposite of the condit fight 3rd round.

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

what a performance by Rory

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Rory

Just beat Diaz’ ass something special in that third round.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Did nate know he was in a fight?

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TAUNT NOW, SON!

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit that shot of the crowd looked insane

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by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

10-8 McDonald

Might not deserve a 10-8, but it kicked ass.

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by garik16 on Apr 30, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Thats got to be embarrassing

Tunring Bat Shit into BatMan for 27 yrs

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by warren305 on Apr 30, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

30-26

That is a 10-8 round.

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Rogan sounds like his cat died.

It’s okay, Joe. Nate lost.

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by a tommy point on Apr 30, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

30-26 McDonald

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

dont be sad homie

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Eff that

Be sad, homie.

It’s always a good day when a Diaz loses

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Stunned nate enough

for Rory to get a bunch of strikes off of them

by Wrestling Uber Alles on Apr 30, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suflexes did zero damage. They looked good though.
younghispanic

Hmmmm….

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re gonna take the wind out of you. They’ll have damaged Diaz’ ego bigtime too. Rory was throwing him around like a baby.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, landing on your ear

always feels good. Just because he didn’t break his arm didn’t mean Diaz wasn’t rocked.

by aptar on Apr 30, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your right.

Suflexes do zero damage…

Sheeeeeeeee-it

by Clay Davis on Apr 30, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nate wants to leave the cage

What a bitch.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

TWO 30-26 cards!

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm very impressed with Canadian judging

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was shocked

and pleased two hear those two scorecards.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAR MMA JUDGES?!

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by Cory Braiterman on Apr 30, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAAAARRRRRRRR

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rory is a monster!

This kid is the future. He is the Jones of WW

by Chad Raynard on Apr 30, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

i agree that he has great skills and a lot of potential

but he doesn’t have the same physical gifts as jones

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by kellly on Apr 30, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I disagree

Physically he is BIG for a WW. Also, he’s incredibly quick. He was faster than Nate and that almost never happens.

by Chad Raynard on Apr 30, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most impressive part of the 3 suplaayyyys?

Each just as quick and powerful as the last, and Rory looked like he still had a full gas tank at the end.

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Last one was the best

First two didn’t do much damage, but that third dumped him squarely on his head.

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by duck on Apr 30, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nate Diaz is permanently stuck in "Spike TV only" mode

Can’t handle wrestlers at all.

MacDonald vs. Ellenberger, please.

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Surprising

since his brother fights and dominates so many…

:P

by Trysdor on Apr 30, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting to see two 30-26 cards

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 30, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Disagree?

Or just surprised they got it right?

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Round 3 was borderline 10-8 i think.

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great fight.

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by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 30, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn Nate

Bitched in front of the largest crowd ever in North America. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy, other than your brother Nick.

Michael Bisping - hahaha!

by MichaelD8 on Apr 30, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I sure called that fight wrong. Picked Diaz. Learned my lesson, Rory is for real.

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I picked it wrong as well...

I knew Rory has the advantages, but I thought Diaz could’ve taken advantage of any mistake that the young guy commits. I should’ve just picked on who was the better fighter overall though…

by Anton Tabuena on Apr 30, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit! I was hoping for the flying triangle

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Feels like the scale of the card is making the fighters work hard for finishes

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by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

You just get the impression this is going to be a special night. 6 of 7 fights have been awesome thus far. I can’t remember the last time i’ve watched a card like this and just thought “Holy Shit” from the word go.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nate is so limited it's sad

Too small for 155 and too small for 170…so ridiculous

It pisses me off because I’m a huge fan but it’s just more of the same at both weight classes

Someone put him on a strength and conditioning plan

by OhhhGLS on Apr 30, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

How is he too small for 155?

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by Chris Hines on Apr 30, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's definitely taller than the fighters at 155

but he has no muscle mass at that weight.

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by kellly on Apr 30, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

His frame is so slight that he gets outstrengthed by every opponent

He would be GREAT at 155 if he put on 10-15 lbs of muscle mass and learned to cut weight like others do. The way he cuts now, he has no muscle at either weight division. His ceiling is very limited if he can’t change.

by OhhhGLS on Apr 30, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think isn't the size difference

I think it’s Nates wrestling and that he gets hesitant sometimes and never fight with a sense of urgency. Nate is an extremely slow starter

by Mohammedini Hussein on Apr 30, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

so will they play all these prelims a third time during the ppv?

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Spinning backfist was a 3-rounder, no time. Flying triangle would’ve been a good choice though.

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's going to be aired on the PPV broadcast.

two 5 rounders are scheduled, and that was just a really quick finish.

by Anton Tabuena on Apr 30, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can only hope they have time to play both

This should be one hell of a card though by the looks of it

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by Chris Hines on Apr 30, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

horrible corner Nate had

going in to round 3 Nick says to Nate " land some combinations" loool. Maybe they should have told him he was losing the fight

by Mohammedini Hussein on Apr 30, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

excellent bjj by Jason MacDonald

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by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

His celebration was great.

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

McDonald had major bacne

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by Chris Hines on Apr 30, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

The UFC couldn't have asked for a better PPV preliminary card than this

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

"Every time I talk on the phone with someone who doesn’t know me, they call me "ma’am"." - Scott C. Broussard

by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

So do I

and I sure aint on dem sterons

by Broseidon on Apr 30, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never said he was... just too hard to miss

"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill

by Chris Hines on Apr 30, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

im so mad right now you cant imagine. I think might punch a toddler. or two

by Broseidon on Apr 30, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know a bunch of people who have bacne

and they sure as fuck aren’t on roids.

Because they’re fat

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Proactive

…and they probably have bacne because they are fat and eat a lot of fatty foods

"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill

by Chris Hines on Apr 30, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey guys i think Macdonald had bacne.

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

LOUD NOISES

"Live fast, die." ~ GG Allin

by Bonedoctor on Apr 30, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

lol

Turning Bat Shit into BatMan for 27 yrs

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/sports_blog/2011/04/ufc-middleweight-champion-silva-like-water.html

by warren305 on Apr 30, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

they really need to relocate these interviews. No more Dana yelling, please

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

man I always hate the strikeforce interviews when they go backstage for timefiller interviews.

Getting bent out of shape over a fight promoter lying is like getting upset that a hooker won't kiss you. It betrays a deep lack of understanding of the nature of the profession.

by Stanlee on Apr 30, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay everybody, Have a wonderful night. I gotta go. Have fun you rotten muthafuckas!

"Every time I talk on the phone with someone who doesn’t know me, they call me "ma’am"." - Scott C. Broussard

by Earl Montclair on Apr 30, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Dueces

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol DW is screaming like a crazy bastard

not always will those who dumps on you be your enemies
and not always will those who take you out of shit be your friends

by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

these guys should get better earpieces

so they could start hearing themselves better… it’s hard to go against 55,000 plus loud ass speakers though.

by Anton Tabuena on Apr 30, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

it's like their listening to loud music when they're talking

not always will those who dumps on you be your enemies
and not always will those who take you out of shit be your friends

by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL @ Joe calling Hominick "Most Technical"

No, Joe, Mark Hominick is facing the most technical striker in the division tonight.

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Dana and Rogan look like Beetroots they're having to shout so loud.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

These guys are yelling when the crowd isn't at its loudest

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

they always yell during the hard sell at the end of the spike broadcast

for me it’s part of the charm of the UFC

"EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING"
- Bob Cole

by kellly on Apr 30, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dana is going to lose his voice.

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Are they huffing helium before they scream at each other?

by Scabby Knuckle on Apr 30, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

What was that whole thing?

I’m too lazy to try and look it up.

Just Breed!

by ScoreCardOTN on Apr 30, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

But somehow Fagan got involved and things got ugly

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

it turns out, this Dana White fellow is not very nice and says offensive things about people.

Getting bent out of shape over a fight promoter lying is like getting upset that a hooker won't kiss you. It betrays a deep lack of understanding of the nature of the profession.

by Stanlee on Apr 30, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jenna tweeted Dana regarding the Liddell video mocking Tito. He told Tito to “keep her on a leash” and it all went crazy.

"Honestly, I've got nothing against Josh Koscheck personally........but the guy's just a dickhead"-Paul Daley

by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

NEW INTRO VIDEO?!?!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 30, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

i still hear the stupid gladiator thing lurking under the audio, unfortunately. hopefully they finally nixed it though.

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m looking forward to the panning shots of the Rogers Center as the PPV opens up. It looks huge and sounds loud.

"Honestly, I've got nothing against Josh Koscheck personally........but the guy's just a dickhead"-Paul Daley

by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone needs to put a muzzle on Dana

Perhaps a leash too….

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar." - Squidward Tentacles

by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

YEAH NOT THE GLADIATOR INTRO!

"EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING"
- Bob Cole

by kellly on Apr 30, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought it was suppose to be something completely new for this card.

Maybe they were just talking about the time slot or slo-mo cameras.

Just Breed!

by ScoreCardOTN on Apr 30, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

machida looks in shape

by Roaringblood on Apr 30, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Here comes the fuuucking gladiator…

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 30, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

The gladiator intro will be coming after these little speech things no?..

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

and there it is

"EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING"
- Bob Cole

by kellly on Apr 30, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Bocek subs Henderson

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I can dig that

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

There it is!!!

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

lol gladiator

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn

Gladiator guy is still here.

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by Tonley on Apr 30, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Same fucking song though.

Sorry, “song” is a little strong. “Screaming” maybe.

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alas, I got my hopes up and thought they had finally ditched the gladiator :(

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by CasualMMAFan on Apr 30, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

even awful nu metal can’t tarnish this card

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

FACE THE PAIN BLAH BLAH BLAH STEP TO THIS!

RIP INTO PIECES!

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

i need a minute to myself

:\

"EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING"
- Bob Cole

by kellly on Apr 30, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That’s deep man

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by StevenGiles on Apr 30, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

you should not know that

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have watched it 129 times...

"EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING"
- Bob Cole

by kellly on Apr 30, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

No excuse

I heard it 1000’s of times on Undisputed 09, I specifically forced myself not to learn it

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never even paid attention to the words, even though i shamefully knew them. That’s hilarious.

"Honestly, I've got nothing against Josh Koscheck personally........but the guy's just a dickhead"-Paul Daley

by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a suicide note

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar." - Squidward Tentacles

by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was hesitant to post for that reason

what will they think when they look at my SBNation commenting history?

"EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING"
- Bob Cole

by kellly on Apr 30, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what you’re talking about, he’s obviously saying “Fick the pain”.

"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz

by CasualMMAFan on Apr 30, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

NU-Metal for the Millenium

Gladiator never dies.

"Honestly, I've got nothing against Josh Koscheck personally........but the guy's just a dickhead"-Paul Daley

by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Gahhh lose this damn song!

Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. - Bruce Lee

by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Strikeforce intro still infinitely better..

I never dreamed of any enormity greater than I have committed. I never knew, and never shall know, a worse man than myself.

by tito (eight and oh) on Apr 30, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

And then the broadcast happens.....

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar." - Squidward Tentacles

by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

No denying that

I never dreamed of any enormity greater than I have committed. I never knew, and never shall know, a worse man than myself.

by tito (eight and oh) on Apr 30, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

French broadcast?

Well I know a little French…..

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar." - Squidward Tentacles

by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Will she be vapid and blonde and have fake boobs?

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, yeah...if I want her to be

I call the shots when Bring the Pain plays.

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Apr 30, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey man, xenergy is delightful.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll think less of you if you’re not wearing Affliction and telling everyone you know UFC though.

"Honestly, I've got nothing against Josh Koscheck personally........but the guy's just a dickhead"-Paul Daley

by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude

I totally train UFC

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha

my bad

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Face the Pain is my ringtone.

Just Breed!

by ScoreCardOTN on Apr 30, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

You win

You officially out-douchbagged me.

I concede defeat and will burn all my Tapout shirts

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

"IN TO PIE CES!!!"

So dumb. They have to change it eventually, right?

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

We hope

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goldie

Needs more Botox

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLLA AT ME BENDO

PREACH IT BROTHA

WATCH FOR THOSE CAGE KICKS!

by TooLegitToQuit on Apr 30, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

GSP by 5 round Spirit Domination

Getting bent out of shape over a fight promoter lying is like getting upset that a hooker won't kiss you. It betrays a deep lack of understanding of the nature of the profession.

by Stanlee on Apr 30, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rashawwwwd!

He’s gonna take your will Rashawwwd!

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Martin Kampman*

Just Breed!

by ScoreCardOTN on Apr 30, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

damn

so much hate for the intro

not always will those who dumps on you be your enemies
and not always will those who take you out of shit be your friends

by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone else loved the generic dubbed commentary on Shields' Strikeforce fights?

“Jake Shields does it again!”

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Good luck to you guys

Our team is as bad as I thought it would be.

And god forbid we try to play on the road.

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar." - Squidward Tentacles

by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I feel like crap, so I’m skipping out on the game. A plus though, is that I can watch this PPV live.

At least Toronto is investing in the youth system…

by MMAWrestling on Apr 30, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha, yeah. noticed that on the promos. didn’t wanna mauro and frank royalties?

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

No Amens for Bendo in this fight

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by StevenGiles on Apr 30, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Rate this card on a scale of 1-10 so far

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar." - Squidward Tentacles

by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

9

I never dreamed of any enormity greater than I have committed. I never knew, and never shall know, a worse man than myself.

by tito (eight and oh) on Apr 30, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

this one goes all the way up to 11

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why dont you just make 10 louder?...Just make 10 the top number?

"Honestly, I've got nothing against Josh Koscheck personally........but the guy's just a dickhead"-Paul Daley

by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

man, i miss that blue cage

WEC never die!

"EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING"
- Bob Cole

by kellly on Apr 30, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Rogan shouting out the UFC drinking game.

I dont even know what drinking game that is.

"Honestly, I've got nothing against Josh Koscheck personally........but the guy's just a dickhead"-Paul Daley

by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha! Drinking game.

So Goldie went for a piss again?

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

The UFC Drinking Game

Rogan even knows we’ve created a game from the crap he and Goldberg says.

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar." - Squidward Tentacles

by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

What the fuck, Goldberg?

He’s had literally 40 minutes to piss!

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't do any more shots, Joe

I’m already blurring my speech and my vision is slurred.

by Wrestling Uber Alles on Apr 30, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

WHOA

wings!

"EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING"
- Bob Cole

by kellly on Apr 30, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe he’s looking for a job with Victoria’s Secret.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 30, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I'm officially rooting for Bocek

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Henderson looked AWFUL at weigh-ins. Frail, shivering, and still couldn’t make weight.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

he made weight

on his 2nd try

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- Bob Cole

by kellly on Apr 30, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

thx

that makes more sense

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

But still

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought everyone made weight?

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

He did

but after an extra hour.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's your life dude

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Bendo is fuckin inked

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Apr 30, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn

Thats a serious tatt

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

What’s Bocek’s walk-out song?

by Tedd Welch on Apr 30, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

“It’s My Time” Fabolous

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoa, sherk sighting

when the hell is he fighting again?

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

When he stops being injured

So….never.

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar." - Squidward Tentacles

by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

guida spotted!

"EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING"
- Bob Cole

by kellly on Apr 30, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

ATTN: EVERYONE.

Here is confirmation on the UFC Drinking Game: http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f2/ufc-drinking-game-ufc-29-joe-rogan-1649551/

Apparently it really is for whenever Goldberg leaves to pee.

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Very explosive and dynamic is this man’s urine, Joe

by Tedd Welch on Apr 30, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Come on Bocek. Make it 6-2.

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"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

1300 comments for the first prelim fight

Is this real life? I thought the hype was low

by Broseidon on Apr 30, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Did you watch it?

The facebook prelims were absolutely amazing except for one fight.

All finishes too except for one fight.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

and enjoyed greatly.

by Broseidon on Apr 30, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bocek has Ears of the Night.

by Scabby Knuckle on Apr 30, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone else watching on UFC.TV?

"EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING"
- Bob Cole

by kellly on Apr 30, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope, Yahoo

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why the fuck

would you make me look at those caulifloured-Elf ears?

What it wrong with you?

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

eff

reply fail

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bruce Buffer is…pretty much always kind of embarrassing.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 30, 2011 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Bendo

super huge, new tattoo? or have i just NEVER noticed that?

by dank7 on Apr 30, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

New

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

did ben just go All illuminati triangle hand sighn on me ?..hope he loses now.

by Killuminati on Apr 30, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

mike goldberg comment

did he say bocek was the best ground fighter at lw or is it just really loud at this bar?

by BloodyLBo on Apr 30, 2011 9:18 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

well 15 years of bjj training is a lot.

hearing that claim made me think of many fights i’d like to see him in. Like shink aoki for example. I will follow bocek more now.

by BloodyLBo on Apr 30, 2011 9:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

well 15 years of bjj training is a lot.

hearing that claim made me think of many fights i’d like to see him in. Like shink aoki for example. I will follow bocek more now.

by BloodyLBo on Apr 30, 2011 9:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Sweep the leg, Johnny!!!

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

GET 'EM A BODYBAG!

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

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by Tonley on Apr 30, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

All PPV's start at 9 EST

from here on out

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Solid trip.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Bendo

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and not always will those who take you out of shit be your friends

by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Henderson

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought Goldie was about to say he was speechless sometimes when he looked at Brittney there. That would have made me appreciate him more.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Eh?

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bocek not looking as good right now as he has in the past imo.

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"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Bendo should just keep it standing, why keep it in the ground when you don’t have to?

not always will those who dumps on you be your enemies
and not always will those who take you out of shit be your friends

by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

TD points?

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't forget

Yves is in his home country too. He wants to be cheered and not be booed.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn hair

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and not always will those who take you out of shit be your friends

by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

You try to choke me out?!

YOU DIE!!

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by Tonley on Apr 30, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

lol

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by CasualMMAFan on Apr 30, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bendo lookin like a beast

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

20-18 Bendo

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Bendo

Is really, really calm when he’s in potential sub trouble. Awesome finish to the round for him too.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn, he’s bleeding out the top of his head?

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Some bad ass elbows from Bendo to draw blood from the top of Boceks head.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

20-18 Henderson

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

20-18 Henderson

Nerves, Mark?

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Doesn't seem like its got anything to do with nerves

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

My neurologist disagrees

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Benderson surprisng me here.

Really impressive performance so far.

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by a tommy point on Apr 30, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, seems alot more aggressive than he did against pettis

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol, it looks like he lost some hair with that elbow shot too

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Please Mark, sub him. I don’t want to hear Bendo go crazy over Jesus again.

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Just you WAIT for the Sanchez-Hughes fight. HOOOOO BOY.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's too much Jebus for one PPV

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

Come to think of it, Sanchez-Hughes would be an EXCELLENT Fight Night headliner.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice!

Totally agree

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

It all is going to come down to if the judges somehow gave Bocek round 1 on the late takedown.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 30, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit

Bocek had a tiny opportunity to grab Ben’s back.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Sure you have

its the same color red as his bloody hair

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

I was talking about his skin. It’s like he’s an octopus or something.

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by a tommy point on Apr 30, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

And i was saying his skin matched his head

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is an awesome fight

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Awful positioning by Bocek this fight

He looks nothing like a BJJ black belt. He’s taking wrong angles, going after wrong holds, not taking what’s given to him.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, seems a bit sloppy tonight.

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's so loud and so quickly so quiet

you can hear so clearly the instructions from the corner

by dank7 on Apr 30, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Bocek, pull a sub out your ass a la Silva/Sonnen!!!

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

bummer

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

damn, 30-27, not even close

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

30-27 Bendo Bendington Rodriguez

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by Tonley on Apr 30, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

30-28 Henderson

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

10-10 rd 1?

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-10 Rd 3

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotcha

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great fight.

Fuck the Jesus talk, I love Bendo anyway.

by Cunny on Apr 30, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

if I can deal with Wandy praying outloud post-fight during Pride I can deal with Bendo talk a bit about Jesus

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Henderson vs. Pettis/Guida loser?

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

30-27 Bendo. He was brutal coming away from the clinch. Handled himself pretty well on the ground too.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Great fight

Hendo vs. Lauzon please.

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

No way J-Lau can keep up with Bendo for 3 rnds

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

It won't go the distance

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow Benderson is pumped

Really fun fight but I’m left kind of wondering what happened to Bocek =/

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by CasualMMAFan on Apr 30, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

If you guys could do me a favor, it’s loud as hell here. Share the scorecards in case I can’t hear them.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 30, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

30-27 x 3

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by Tonley on Apr 30, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

30-27 across the board.

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s screaming about how its all for god already.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Great performance by Bendo

by John Danaher's Hair on Apr 30, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

"PRAISE GOD"

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

So, does god love Anthony Pettis more than Bendo?

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently so

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

30-27 across the boaqrd right?

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 30, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

*board

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 30, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

30-27 across the board

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

That was quite exciting, would love to see them do a grappling match like Sanchez was doing today. Did he beat Hall?

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Nah, lost on points to Hall 6-2

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by CasualMMAFan on Apr 30, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I couldn’t hang. My Jitzyews are weak

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that a quote from Sanchez?

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

My name is Hall, I tried to make a funny

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

You could hear crickets when Bendo shouted Amen. I love Canada.

by Chad Raynard on Apr 30, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

This is Canada

We don’t usually cheer for all things jesus.

Sheeeeeeeee-it

by Clay Davis on Apr 30, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah I don’t care what religion anyone is, but I cannot stand the advertisement of any religion, just enjoy your faith and keep it personal and private.

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know friends can fight friends now

but can christians fight christians?

Just Breed!

by ScoreCardOTN on Apr 30, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

They have been for hundreds of years

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only if there are shiny objects or land rights involved.

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

mind = blown

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why do you guys hate Christianity?

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by halitosis on Apr 30, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Name the movie

John Gillon: Dear Lord, please give us the strength and courage to tear this man from limb to limb.

by Wrestling Uber Alles on Apr 30, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Good win for Bendo. Bocek is a tough fight for anyone.

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

He said it wrong

He should have said, “Can I get an Amen, eh?”

by Scabby Knuckle on Apr 30, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Only covering himself in maple syrup and saying the Toronto Maple Leafs are the best team in NHL history could have distracted the Toronto crowd from disinterest and beer swilling.

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

The maple syrup would be more humiliating.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s like seeing Penthouse advertisements in Playboy.

Just Breed!

by ScoreCardOTN on Apr 30, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

a year and a half ago

that snippet/advert would have blown my mind..
UFC broadcast promoting a Strikeforce card brought to you by Affliction..
WHOA

by dank7 on Apr 30, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brilz-Matyushenko on the main card

Seems like a “Thank You” for Vlad agreeing to fight Jones and Brilz taking Nog on short notice.

I like both of them and I think it’ll be an underrated fight, but that’s what it seems like.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I think it will be an awkward grappling match that Brillz edges out and people boo it.

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm never that guy

But fuck it, I’m gonna be that guy.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brilz/Matyushenko has the makings of a terrible fight

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope

So many people think this is gonna be awful, I think it’ll be awesome.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

*cough*

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Given how completly awesome this card has been thus far

I’m hoping we get a finish in Vlad-Brilz here. I’m not quite sure how its made the main card but lets hope we get a finish to keep this card rolling.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I got Vlad

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Vlady Mats

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

My feeling is that this is going to be a grindfest...

which means it’ll end with a headkick in under 30 seconds.

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by Tonley on Apr 30, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

uncanny

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well...

it wasn’t a headkick but I’ll take it…

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by Tonley on Apr 30, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought Brillz won that

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Loved it

Booed the Nog decision. Brilz made a lot of fans that day (this guy included).

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have Brillz by a braisen(sp?) brillzing

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah not a word I use very often, I suppose that is the right spelling.

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve got Vlady too but not with the most confidence. Should be a close fight.

by AwkwardBoner on Apr 30, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Vlad's a legend now?

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by Tonley on Apr 30, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Wouldn't go that far

But is more accredited than people give him credit for.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hard to get excited for this fight but I hope its a nice surprise.

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Bro Hymn? Nice.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Shut up about religion for the rest of the night guys. It’s UFC One-Twenty-Fucking-Nine.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 30, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

It sure is, Its sure is!

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by Jeremy Couturier on Apr 30, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

what if MMA is our religion?

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on, Brent. I go to UFC every Sunday.

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean Saturday :p

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I watch them again on Sunday

And to be very open-minded about religion, I UFC five times per day.

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, you're an extrimist eh?

that’s too much UFC!

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

goddamn it, I missed that KO because of that reply

that’s what I get lol

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s UFC One-Twenty-Fucking-Nine

Dana’s influence on marketing is too much.

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by Tonley on Apr 30, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why the hell is this on the main card?

by kreally on Apr 30, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Well, I did just have a post about this.....

But I think it’s a thank-you for Vlad facing Jones and Brilz taking Nog on short notice.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll cosign that theory

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like Brilz had to put on 20 pounds to make weight.

by Scabby Knuckle on Apr 30, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Vlad looks like he just got done hustling people in a pool hall and came to beat up some asshole that has been sleeping with his daughter.

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Either that or he drives a cab and this is just a side job.

by Scabby Knuckle on Apr 30, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keeping with the gambling theme....

He looks like a bodyguard for Teddy KGB.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

UKRAINE NOT WEAK!

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Yeah, I only played Clear Sky.

But Bladdy just Cleared the Sky out of Brilz!

Uh…crickets?

by Unabomberman on Apr 30, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really? And you liked it?

That difficulty curve was insane, I really didn’t like it. Enemies could see you through long grass that was opaque to you and blow your head off at ranges that were impossible for you to counter from. They really tweaked the AI for the worse

I highly recommend Shadows of Chernobyl.

by Cunny on Apr 30, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I had a time machine I’d have brought Alexander Karelin into the future so he could Mark Coleman the shit out of the UFC.

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a sleeper match,take that for whatever meaning you want. I think it’s going to be a good one.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Apr 30, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Just so you all know

Brilz would be unbeaten in the UFC right now if the judges didn’t suck.

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I had it 29-28 Nog

But I can certainly see it either way.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

until now

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by Chris Hines on Apr 30, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, would he now?

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Mirgliotter

Oh boy….

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn.

Not the snoozer people expected, huh?

by Cunny on Apr 30, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

GOTDAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don’t have enough exclamation points for this!

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Vlad the impaler!

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by Jeremy Couturier on Apr 30, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Awesome finish

That is destruction. It’s official, this card is unbreakable. Every fight will be awesome.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Vlad with improved standup haha

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by Chris Hines on Apr 30, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice!

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by James Brady on Apr 30, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn

What a boring fight that was!

by AwkwardBoner on Apr 30, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

What did I say?

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn't think it would end that way

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ho-ly crap

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Apr 30, 2011 9:52 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

OMFG

Damn Vladdy!! Just Awesome

by pRoXiMo on Apr 30, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

DAAMMN

That fight sucked! Hahah!

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by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahaha completely opposite of how I thought this would go.

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Sarcasm?

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should be

Which means I’m certain it is not.

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good!

Sorry, but you never know ’round here

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

For sure

Great combo and follow up GnP

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was fine. He went limp

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

The fight was way too quick for it to be boring.

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

lovin the crisp slow mo shots tonight

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Nothing like a 20 second KO by........Matyushenko.

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

best post fight hat ever!

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by Chris Hines on Apr 30, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Brillz is thinking about his spagetti dinner in the fridge after he gets hit the first time

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

flowers & a bottle of wine for sure

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woo-Hoo!

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

They better show the flying armbar

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by Chris Hines on Apr 30, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

This

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here you go.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brilz should fight Gustafsson

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Brilz fighting Bonnar you mean?

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Feel kinda bad for Brilz

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

wow the janitor

i was expecting a decision win for him but wow haha, nice

by elmojo on Apr 30, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

rewind

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

No DVR?

Its a sad damn day

I’ll rewind it for you late :p

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

how can you do that mid fight? you should have waited for the prelim replay

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

he calls himself the janitor, he may become the russian version of good will hunting, but instead of solving a math equation he is solving mid level wrestlers.

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hey Jim

I saw you back there. :)

by AwkwardBoner on Apr 30, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

and then GSP for fiver rounds :p

jk

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry about it.

Weak-ass rapper/singer. You’re better off not being exposed to him.

by Cunny on Apr 30, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jimmy Brooks!!!

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by Tonley on Apr 30, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

How old is Vlad?

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by Kefka on Apr 30, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

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by Kefka on Apr 30, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Once again, I must say....

STRIKEFORCE NEVER DIE!

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

why?

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a very Strikeforce card.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lost of excitement and Finishes?

Yes, it is very nice

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great…missed two fights.

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Apr 30, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I didn't get to see this fight..awesome

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn

Yves was doing work to start this fight off.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

This is the greatest all-around card I've watched

Since UFC 100: Fitch vs. Thiago.

Seriously.

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

I can’t complain

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jon Fitch vs. Paulo Thiago was after the main event

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and GSP vs Alves, a title fight, came before the TUF coaches for some reason. It was a weird card like that.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

UFC 92, son

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

91 and 92 were fantastic

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can barely watch this fight.

Garza’s physique is too disturbing.

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by a tommy point on Apr 30, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

he’s no sotiropoulos

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

It’s his legs. Literally skin and bones.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 30, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I missed this shit earlier?!

Fuck my wi-fi…

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by Tonley on Apr 30, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

did he tap twice?

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~ Bobby Hill

by Chris Hines on Apr 30, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

No the first time

He was demonstrating he was not unconscious like Garza told the ref.

by Wrestling Uber Alles on Apr 30, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

That makes sense

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by Chris Hines on Apr 30, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Garza said, “He’s out”

And Yves responded by waving to let the ref know he was still awake. Before tapping 5 secs later.

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've never seen a Pablo

that tall and I live in Arizona.

Just Breed!

by ScoreCardOTN on Apr 30, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

that was pretty fuckin awesome

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

To be fair it's a spattering

Many of them are either silent or are applauding afterwards.

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

not Japan

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Natives... Gangs of New York style

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by Chris Hines on Apr 30, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s some moxie.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Apr 30, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

flying triangle was sick. yeah i know, im late

by Killuminati on Apr 30, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

"I love how he JUMPED into that flying triangle!"

As opposed to the other type of flying triangle?

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Apr 30, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

haha the gravity reduced triangle choke only seen on the international space station.

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pot-induced flying trips

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

As opposed to loving some other aspect of how he pulled off the submission

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by CasualMMAFan on Apr 30, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I kind of dont want to see this

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by Chris Hines on Apr 30, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Machida is going to Ryu, Zangief

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

So....

KO via Shoryuken?

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

TURUTTURUUKTATRUUKEN or whatever that spinning kick is called that Ken and Ryu do in Street Fighter 2

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

It sounds better through the SPC SNES processor

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pshhh

Too bad they don’t have Genesis’ BLAST PROCESSING

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Apr 30, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha. Yves lavigne almost fell for the fake “hes out” call again. Isn’t he the ref who fucked up the wiman-danzig fight when Matt Wiman said “hes out!!”?

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha, yeah.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I loved how Rogan called that.

“He’s saying he’s out but he’s not, that’s a lie”

by Cunny on Apr 30, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow…

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Apr 30, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Not a single "CA-NA-DA" chant I notice

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Weaksauce, I know

Where’s there national pride?

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait for GSP and the o-le o-le ole shit

it will be deafening

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

That happens when we witness anything.

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know.

I didn’t realize how stupid I sounded until after I posted it.

Just Breed!

by ScoreCardOTN on Apr 30, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

That happens to me all the time.

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was Goldie-esque.

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by sBruce24 on Apr 30, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what do they do with the Janitor now?

Bader-Ortiz winner? Rich Franklin?

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by sBruce24 on Apr 30, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Rematch with Jones

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ortiz/Matyushenko sucked the first time

They don’t want to relive the event that nearly killed them.

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but Tito is shot now and Matyushenko’s hands look better now. I think it would be more interesting, assuming Ortiz can even get past Bader. Plus, it won’t be headlining anything.

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by sBruce24 on Apr 30, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vladdy vs Vera

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

This I like.

Then he’d really be “The Janitor.”

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by sBruce24 on Apr 30, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

An up-and-comer

He’s 40, no use putting him against a veteran.

If Bader wins, that’s a decent fight to build Ryan back up.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

They said the bonuses were $129,000 each. Must be paying in Canadian $.

by Scabby Knuckle on Apr 30, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

The canadian dollar is worth more than the US dollar

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Flying triangle, spinning backfist KO, broken nose via elbow, triangle choke

One-punch KO, a Diaz loses, WEC NEVER DIE, and a 20 second KO.

This card sucks.

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

BEST FUCKING CARD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

by RJshock 305 on Apr 30, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

just wait for it

the haters will find something

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have 3 fights left for something to hate

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Randy Couture first death in the octagon?

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

in the country it was just sanctioned.

Just Breed!

by ScoreCardOTN on Apr 30, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Province. MMA has be sanction in most of Canada for a long time.

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"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prelims don’t count

-Jonathan Snowden

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually like Snowden

but that does sound like some shit he’d say

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

He did say it.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

No shit?

Missed that one

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bellator is better any day of the week. This card was soooooooo overrated.

by Scabby Knuckle on Apr 30, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAR OLD PEOPLE!

Couture to KO Machida and set up Couture vs. Matyushenko to complete Randy’s Senior Circuit tour before retiring then unretiring to fight Brett Favre in a charity match.

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Love how they can’t even pronounce Ninja’s name

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by StevenGiles on Apr 30, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. Ninja Roooa

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by StevenGiles on Apr 30, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Semtex

Won’t be on the BAMMA 6 card. They sneakily said “plus others” and showed him in the ad, but he’d be top of the card. Add that to the fact he just fought a few weeks ago and SF want him back in their cage ASAP and it was sadly just smart advertising, lol.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

So James McSweeney won’t be fighting either? Dammit!

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by StevenGiles on Apr 30, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

No idea

He fought at BAMMA 5 did he not? Pretty Frank Trigg and Ivan Salaverry are on there. Along with Kong Watson vs Rua.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Machida via KO

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Sick promo. 130 is stacked.

One of my favorite parts of watching UFC events is seeing their promos for the next event. They’ve been damned good lately.

Still loyal to NickTheFace for best promo maker.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Lyoto via decapitation

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by Chris Hines on Apr 30, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Sucks that we have to wait 4 more weeks for the next UFC card

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

But my wallet is thankful

by AwkwardBoner on Apr 30, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

They just announced Fedor is fighing in UFC 223? Awesome.

by Scabby Knuckle on Apr 30, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

by Roaringblood on Apr 30, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome indeed.

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Apr 30, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

woah

that’s like, 100 events from now, too cool

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vlad is on that card also.

by Scabby Knuckle on Apr 30, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Randy wanted to get his fight in early so he can watch Matlock and drink some tea before bed.

I kid, but seriously. Randy is the man. I am going to miss him. Hope he becomes the 3rd commentator.

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I want us all to start referring to Machida’s unibrow as The Dragon’s Path

by Tedd Welch on Apr 30, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I've always wondered

Why do they feel the need to promote the fight during the card? The card’s already been bought by those who wanted to see it.

by kreally on Apr 30, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Those big screens.

Gotdamn.

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by Tonley on Apr 30, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Anybody else?

Just get that feeling in your stomach that you get when you know your bringing home a bad report card and have to explain to your folks. I kinda don’t want to see this fight and see randy end on a losing note

by milliondollardreams on Apr 30, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Classic!

My parents kept the damn school scheduled posted on the fridge, could never lie bout that shit. Still cant to this day in college!!

by milliondollardreams on Apr 30, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just too scared to lie.

My mum knew everything. She just had ways. I think she was in constant contact with the school or something.

by Cunny on Apr 30, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Psh

I remember my friend paying me to break into his house to steal his progress report before his mom got home because he had track. He then paid me to photoshop it haha.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn youngsters

Weren’t no such animal as photoshop when I was in school.

by Wrestling Uber Alles on Apr 30, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Randy stops Machida

BE will crash.

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

here's hoping the main event ends in definitive fashion

with a clear cut winner and no controversy. btw you guys are doing an awesome job with play by play. im stuck at the library preparing for my final, so i very much appreciate it!

by legion4 on Apr 30, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

he should grow a moustache because he would be an awesome Martial Law if they ever make another tekken movie

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what happens when Seagal walks you to the octagon

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

This arena is just crazy.

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

whoa, that was pretty sweet.

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by sBruce24 on Apr 30, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

He always does.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s just slightly bloated from the 2 litres of dragon piss he drank

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

How soft is he, kreally?

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Apr 30, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Softer than the 47 year old man he’s about to face… which is usually strange. However, it is Randy Couture.

by kreally on Apr 30, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh.

Machida is hyped. That’s different.

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Me likey hyped Machida….

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by Tonley on Apr 30, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

First round ko win forthe dragon

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by RJshock 305 on Apr 30, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

JUST SICK

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by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

JUST SICK

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Hendo's Theme....

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

As if this night couldn't get better

Vancouver up 1-0 on Nashville. Burrows SH goal.

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

nice

sabres blew it again, so i haven’t been paying too close attention.

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

JUST SICK. Goldy’s finest moment ever. When you think of Couture’s career in the future, those words will resonate in your soul

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by StevenGiles on Apr 30, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha

Someone gave Randy an extra hat.

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

DId he even notice that second cap there?

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Need a gif of that double hat walkin stat

by Mocha Shaka Khan on Apr 30, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Fedor is more beloved.

by Scabby Knuckle on Apr 30, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

No.

M-1 assured that.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please someone tell me they capped that hat stack!

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by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

lmao he didnt even know someone put on a extra hat

by Killuminati on Apr 30, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Jay Glazer in his corner?

Couture is screwed. Glazer sucks.

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Apr 30, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I predict it is a part of some Couture documentary

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mathletes?

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Machida

by beating up an old man

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

This could get ugly, quickly, for Randy.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d like to see Couture fight Machida’s dad

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

It's fitting, we're getting a fatality here.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Machida looks ready. Randy is about to get fucked up me thinks.

by Mocha Shaka Khan on Apr 30, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

If he got destroyed by Big Nog and had trouble with Vera, I don't see him handling Machida here.

But I’m glad he’s decided to go out with his shield or on it. No easy fights for the Natural, even at the end.

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by sBruce24 on Apr 30, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Chida lookin intense

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn

Now THAT was an introduction!

by kreally on Apr 30, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

If he left out “octagon warrior” I’d have enjoyed that intro a ton

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 30, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn that was long.

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by Kefka on Apr 30, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

randy’s already absorbed more shots than i expected him to

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

“Fuck yo clinch! Fuck. yo. clinch!!” – Machida

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by Tonley on Apr 30, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

10-9 Lyoto

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by Tonley on Apr 30, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Machida

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Surprisingly few comments for this round.

10-9 Machida. Randy getting no part of the clinch.

by Cunny on Apr 30, 2011 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

well that's just redicurus

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

my f'n internet just went down

On mobile now. This sucks.

Just Breed!

by ScoreCardOTN on Apr 30, 2011 10:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Randy really looking his age here

I’m impressed with how well he’s absorbing damage so far, but this doesn’t look too good for Captain America. =/

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by CasualMMAFan on Apr 30, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Seagall Kick For the Fucking Win!!!

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

What was that. That was just insane.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

damn.

foregone conclusion i suppose

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Take that Silva!!

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by StevenGiles on Apr 30, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

OMMGMGG!!!

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by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy Shit

Turning Bat Shit into BatMan for 27 yrs

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/sports_blog/2011/04/ufc-middleweight-champion-silva-like-water.html

by warren305 on Apr 30, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

SEGAL STRIKES AGAIN!!!

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by Tonley on Apr 30, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Damn.......

La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!

- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....

by Captain Fubar on Apr 30, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by tito (eight and oh) on Apr 30, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

lol i’m telling you, seagal kick is for real

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

STEVEN SEAGAL!!!

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by James Brady on Apr 30, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Steven Segal is the greatest MMA coach to ever live

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

steven seagal is an evil evil man

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

That is some serious Steven Segal shit right there. That is nuts.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Steven Seagal?

Turning Bat Shit into BatMan for 27 yrs

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/sports_blog/2011/04/ufc-middleweight-champion-silva-like-water.html

by warren305 on Apr 30, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Well damn…I just got up for a quick second and I see Randy on the ground.

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Apr 30, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMN!

Is the Machida Era coming back around?

by kreally on Apr 30, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Wax on, wax off. I’ll miss Randy.

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

FAAAAAAAAATALITYYYYYY Insert coin in 25..24..23

by milliondollardreams on Apr 30, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Legitimately sad it ended this way

Thanks for everything you gave to the sport, Randy.

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

geez

someone posted the Daniel-san Karate Kid crane pic and BAM he did it, wow..

by dank7 on Apr 30, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Congrats on your 130K bonus Lyoto.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

And to think the spinning back fist was a lock.

by AwkwardBoner on Apr 30, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow wow wow

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by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

No more talk of “will he come back” I guess.

by Scabby Knuckle on Apr 30, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW

Wow, that was Karate kid!

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by Kefka on Apr 30, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Great jumping front kick.

Fuck you Seagal, you did not invent that.

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by sBruce24 on Apr 30, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Win Via KO (Crane technique)

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by Chris Hines on Apr 30, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL!

 No can defend.

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by a tommy point on Apr 30, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

The seagal team is taking over.

Boys becoming men...Men becoming wolves

by spectaa on Apr 30, 2011 10:28 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

YES!

Credit to Seagal

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Yo, fuck Steven Seagal

Pat Morita FTW

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

YES! Seagal shout out from Machida for the kick!

by rabrown on Apr 30, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

lol seagal stock going up

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SEAGAL!!!!!!!

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by tito (eight and oh) on Apr 30, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

"Mr Steven Segal told me also"

He’s the real deal! haha. Real classy from Machida regarding Randy too.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Can someone get Machida and Anderson to hate each other?

That fight still needs to happen.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit people

That has nothing to do with Seagal! It has everything to do with the fact that Machida is a black belt in Karate!

by kreally on Apr 30, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Lost a tooth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks Randy

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Apr 30, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

randy lost a toothodamn

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by tito (eight and oh) on Apr 30, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Busted teeth?!

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by JaYB84 on Apr 30, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh no! Now we have to listen to seagal!

by John Danaher's Hair on Apr 30, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

under siege is the best

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, did Lyoto kick the teeth out of Randys mouth?

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Tooth

only one

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goodnight, sweet prince!

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

You’re the best Randy!

We’ll love you forever!

by BeardedNerd on Apr 30, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Aw, Randy… :( Thank you

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Sad but great moment.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 30, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe an article comparing the multiple retirements and which losses and exits were the most sad, see if this one compares to the others.

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed. glad randy is (hopefully) walking away while he still has his faculties.

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

:(

If I had a soul, my eyes would be misting up a little.

by Wrestling Uber Alles on Apr 30, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Love you always, Randy

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Jones doesn't look injured

/obligatory

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh my god this card has been so good

And we have TWO TITLE FIGHTS LEFT!!!!

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Watch the replay

You can see his tooth fly!!!!!!!!!!

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Kind of like King Hippo when you punch him in the stomach

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I just noticed on the replay

that kick is 100% exactly like the karate kid kick, he even puts his hands up, i called this earlier today

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Link?

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice Work, orcus!!!

Kudos to you, sir

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks!

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

If this was any other event I’d be content if it ended now. But there’s 2 title fights left? This is crazy

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by StevenGiles on Apr 30, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

So long and thanks for all the fish, Randy

Hopefully this retirement sticks. I’d prefer to remember Randy like this, still having all his mental faculties intact.

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by CasualMMAFan on Apr 30, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

3rd time for this fight?

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup

they should have gone for spinning backfist KO

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just too long

with two title fights to go. Could potentially both go the distance.

by Trysdor on Apr 30, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good point

I keep forgetting it was 3 rounds. Maybe at the end of the show if we get some stoppages.

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

makdessi should have pulled it off in the first round then… they don’t have time to show 20 minutes leading up to it.

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by Stanlee on Apr 30, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yo

How the fuck do you pick KO of the Night now?

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

do it twice

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think crane kick on Couture is leading the way.

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope so

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

Bonuses for everyone tonite

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

You just wait for GSP to win by stolen soul KO

and give it to him

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think Dana is going to be so fucking elated that he is going to give out like 5 KOTN bonuses

god knows that a bunch of people deserve it. Menjivar, Madessi, Ellenberger, Lyoto , blad

by darkotto23 on Apr 30, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

via Crane style

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I is agree.

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by a tommy point on Apr 30, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

but Anderson’s had more shock value for me…

by Diz Dee on Apr 30, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really the question

Macchio or Machida?

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by tito (eight and oh) on Apr 30, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Macchio wouldn’t even win a dancing competition.

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean Daniel-San

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by garik16 on Apr 30, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously? Valencia won't be able to breathe again

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't care what happens the rest of the night.

Don’t even care. The rest of the fights could be the worst in history. This is the best card in the history of ever. HISTORY OF EVER. I am preordering the DVD NOW.

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn that replay…

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Apr 30, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

i am speechless…. karate kid kick knockdown? credit to seagal (again)? omfg

by gabriezim on Apr 30, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear GSP

PLEASE take Shields out on the feet inside 5 minutes. We can count on Aldo, we need you to make this the most bad ass card I can remember.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

You can count on Aldo....

TO LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Retired until he see’s the check$ to fight Fedor.

by Killuminati on Apr 30, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I thik Fedor destroys him

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by Chris Hines on Apr 30, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

agree, but he would take the beating for the right price.

by Killuminati on Apr 30, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think Zuffa could sell it big enough to pay him what he would want

At this point they both look like they should retire, and only Fedor can change that.

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by Chris Hines on Apr 30, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

3:45 of this video

I bet anything this is where Lyoto’s Dad taught him the kick

by Tedd Welch on Apr 30, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. What an event so far.

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Apr 30, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

+1

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

what a nice of fights..and we still have Aldo and Gsp fights left!

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

night*! but they were nice, also

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Machida is a fucking cobra.

Don’t call it a comeback, he never left.

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

This card is fucking boss

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by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Can’t believe Aldo and GSP are still coming.

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

This card is fucking amazing

by Tedd Welch on Apr 30, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

JOSE ALDO EVERYBODY

HE’S NEXT! WOOOO!

WEC NEVER DIE!

by TooLegitToQuit on Apr 30, 2011 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

There was no WEC 55.

by kreally on Apr 30, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh...

I’m currently wearing his walkout from WEC 50 (?) when he fought Manny.

by TooLegitToQuit on Apr 30, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

It will be all wall n stall

to provide balance after vladdy/brilz

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t see it going more than 2 rounds

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can see it going five rounds

but it will be an awesome fight

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

If KenFlo wins his fight, is he next in line?

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Dana has said he is, yes

by Tedd Welch on Apr 30, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't mind watching Aldo

beat the shit out Florian.

Almost feel bad though, he’s had the most opportunities to win a title, losing every single one of them.

by av1o3 on Apr 30, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

recognizable name/sacrificial lamb

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody gif Randy and Machida’s heads into the karate kid fight. That kick was badass.

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Aldo’s probably going down his list of sickest KO’s trying to figure out how to get the KOOTN bonus…. gonna be tough…

by Scabby Knuckle on Apr 30, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Double flying knee, to brutal elbow from mount.

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by RJshock 305 on Apr 30, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

superman elbow

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

UFC

Brought to you by US Taxpayers

Sheeeeeeeee-it

by Clay Davis on Apr 30, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Huh?

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Apr 30, 2011 11:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Given to tonight's fights so far

I expect Aldo gets the gogoplata in the 3rd

And GSP gets the spinning heel kick knock out in the 1st

by AwkwardBoner on Apr 30, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope this just resembles a grimey Buakaw vs Kraus style K1 max fight

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Very rarely do cards like this live up to the hype

Here you go.

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Aldo and GSP finishes

To make this top 3, possibly the best UFC card i’ve ever seen from bottom to top. This already has been unreal. Two title fight finishes would just push it over the edge.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Machida’s kick looked more Matrix than Pettis’ for some reason.

by Scabby Knuckle on Apr 30, 2011 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Which one is gonna be kick of the year?

Pettis, Silva, or Machida? (and we’re only in April!)

Just Breed!

by ScoreCardOTN on Apr 30, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta go with Lyoto.

Front kicks have caused KOs in kickboxing before. Pettis’ kick was awesome, but not a finish.

I have never, ever, ever in my life seen a jumping front kick KO, and I did tippy-tap point sparring bullshit where people actually throw those for 15 years.

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was really a good kick

but Randy’s chin is gone while Vitor had an iron chin

by Mohammedini Hussein on Apr 30, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guys who are saying this is the best event ever....

I mean, have you watched Strikeforce or Bellator? I realize the stakes are a lot higher with top-caliber fighters, but if you’re just talking about exciting fights, there are lots of Bellator and SF events that are on-par or better.

That being said, this is the most fun UFC since 92, WOOOOOO!!!

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I'm sorry?

I’m wrong?

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weird

Do you understand what you’re disagreeing with? I said this was a great event with great matches that are hyped, but if you’re going JUST on exciting fights, Strikeforce and Bellator can keep up with…..

…..ugh, fuck it, nevermind. You don’t understand what I’m saying. Conversation over.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're not just talking about exciting fights.

The significance matters. BUT, even if we were just talking about excitement? The diversity, number and intensity of finishes combined with 3 incredibly entertaining decisions (including one absolute war between Aldo and Hominick) makes this a strong contender for best event in the history of MMA. Only GSP’s dud keeps it from being a lock.

by gzl5000 on May 1, 2011 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dan Henderson vs Bababu card was the best card ever

by JayW on Apr 30, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think my fav card ever was WEc 48 or something around there. or Pride the second coming with Diaz vs Gomi also had Soko knocking out Lil Nog I believe and other crazy shit

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well if you want to go there, how about the old WEC?

Or Aldo v Faber FC? That was one of the best events ever in terms of excitement, and had a legit world title.

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by garik16 on Apr 30, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed!

I forgot to name WEC, but they’re absolutely included. WEC 53 for instance.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think

it may be the fact that it was hyped up heavily and is paying off in spades.imagine if all these fights sucked in front of all those people after the media blitz we’ve seen

by silent.bisonte33 on Apr 30, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, in sports, stakes matter.

by Jahbulon on Apr 30, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

from Helwani:
Not sure if they showed it, but Steven Segal was going nuts with Anderson cageside after the kick. Unbelievable.

by darkotto23 on Apr 30, 2011 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

dude, its a typical kick used in karate, used extremely well by a very seasoned practitioner in that fight. Seagal needs to get off his own nuts.

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by sBruce24 on Apr 30, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll give you that. I spoke too soon.

But if Seagal gives an interview about teaching Machida how to channel his chi into the kick just enough to not kill an elephant or some stupid shit like after the Silva-Belfort fight, my comment stands.

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by sBruce24 on Apr 30, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

And people still say all kinds of techniques that have been used on other combat sports have no chance.

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by Kefka on Apr 30, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

This shit is unreal..

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by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

aww

kinda cheesy song, but i’m a Knicks fan.. and we did this for Carmelo, so i’m good!

by dank7 on Apr 30, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Hominick is coming home to his funeral.

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by garik16 on Apr 30, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

looks like im missing out on some serious badassery, all power to the fighters for brining their A game on such a momentous event.

by legion4 on Apr 30, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Production value tonight has been off the charts

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 30, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Indeed

I’m very impressed

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

That incredible bad ass cube screen thing certainly helps. Everything has just fallen into place tonight, it’s been awesome.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amazing stuff.

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by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

UFC production hitting an all time high tonight, hope they keep evolving this

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

For Aldo to top Lyoto's KO

He’s going to have to do a leaping backflip kick. And to tell you the truth, at this point it wouldn’t shock me.

by Wrestling Uber Alles on Apr 30, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

a capoeira kick ko would do it

rabo de arraia ftw!

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flash Kick

Guile stylz

Sheeeeeeeee-it

by Clay Davis on Apr 30, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can’t wait for the Chinese kung fu guys to take up MMA.

by Scabby Knuckle on Apr 30, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

How the hell can you pick a KOTN with all these!!!!!???

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by RJshock 305 on Apr 30, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

So wait, Hominick never lost in the UFC?

Why’d he leave originally?

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by garik16 on Apr 30, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Still odd, clearly not as much money at 145

when he left 155 at least.

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by garik16 on Apr 30, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dropped to 145.

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right no I get that. But people generally didn’t drop to 145 unless they lost….if they were already in the UFC (biggest moneymaker)

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by garik16 on Apr 30, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strange question

but does anyone know how Aldo got the scar on his face?

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Grilling accident.

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by JaYB84 on Apr 30, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got pushed into a grill, I believe.

by AwkwardBoner on Apr 30, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

by his sister, wasn’t it?

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

A girl yes. Not sure if it was his sister.

by AwkwardBoner on Apr 30, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe he said it was his sister

when they were kids, it was an accident

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was fighting a bear armed with a sword

and it scratched him before he killed it with a headkick..

by cobracore on Apr 30, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s amazing how different this Aldo vs Hominick match up is different than GSP vs Shields.

I wonder if this will turn into a grappling match and GSP Shields into a striking match just to further mind fuck us on this awesome card.

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

UFC 129

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im liking how they used actor Ben Foster for Hominicks stats pic

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by JaYB84 on Apr 30, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

...and I'm missing this to study for finals in a major I don't even like...

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 30, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

fotn

was aldo hominick for sure

by cobracore on Apr 30, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Got the chills

Aldo might be the most fun to watch in all of MMA.

by Wrestling Uber Alles on Apr 30, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

did i see clay guida filiming aldo as he entered?

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by james b on Apr 30, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't blink

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

If this goes 2 rounds I’ll be stunned.

by Scabby Knuckle on Apr 30, 2011 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Prepare to be stunned

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

TJ de Santis tweeted:

Aldo is the first fighter to make his UFC debut as a title defense.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 30, 2011 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Hominick does not check leg kicks well

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Find that man

who ever beat Aldo!!! Who was that???

by milliondollardreams on Apr 30, 2011 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Some random guy on a Brazilian card

Aldo tapped out once in his pre-UFC career.

by Chortles on May 1, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

How do you train for Aldo?

You spar with 3 people at the same time — 1 kicking you in the legs, 1 uppercutting you constantly, and 1 kneeing you, all while you lie in the fetal position.

by Wrestling Uber Alles on Apr 30, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Aldo is raping that front leg.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Hominick

You need to check them shits.

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Mark might lose a leg if this keeps up

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by RJshock 305 on Apr 30, 2011 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Rear naked chock FTW

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by RJshock 305 on Apr 30, 2011 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

just gonna say, Hominick striking no where near Aldo’s level

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

never was

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

by RJshock 305 on Apr 30, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aldo's power and speed combos are slick as hell

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Not shocking, but I figured with Hominick’s speed he might be able to at least get some shots in.

by Diz Dee on Apr 30, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

SERIOUSLY!

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by garik16 on Apr 30, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 rounds

If he takes him down and wears him out, that front leg will be there for him to batter in later rounds. If he slows Hominick down he’ll murder him on the feet.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 Aldo

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

TAKE A POINT AWAY

HES GRABBING THE FREAKING FENCE

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by garik16 on Apr 30, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Hominick grabbed the fance at least 4 times

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Looked like he was using his palm mostly

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Hominick

is gonna come out butt dragging next round.

Just Breed!

by ScoreCardOTN on Apr 30, 2011 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn

Hominick is great, but he’s too one-dimensional.

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Hominick's corner giving up already.

“Good job, Mark!”
“He’s getting tired!”

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

“His elbow is sore.”

by Scabby Knuckle on Apr 30, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then again...

Aldo does look a lot more stationary this round.

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 Aldo

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Aldo wearing him down that round. First the front leg, then working him on the ground. Good strategy for a five round fight.

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by sBruce24 on Apr 30, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d like to see more kicks from Hominick

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by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Aldo definitely lookin slower this round

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Aldo looks like he’s slowing down?

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Hominick is not outboxing Aldo, wtf Joe? I’m going bakc to portuguese

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Aldo looks spent!

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by JaYB84 on Apr 30, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

"He's out-boxing Aldo"

No he’s not. Aldo’s head movement looks great. His body movement on the other hand…much slower.

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Is he taking him to the ground because he’s tired?

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I think to just prove that he can.

by Empty Thoughts on Apr 30, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least the first wasnt a 10-8

so its not a draw like edgar/maynard

Just Breed!

by ScoreCardOTN on Apr 30, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Rogan very pro Hominick or is it just me?

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by tito (eight and oh) on Apr 30, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Should have lost a damn point.

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by garik16 on Apr 30, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s done it so much

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jose looks kinda tired

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by warren305 on Apr 30, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

where is the point deduction?

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Big John even mention Hominick grabbing the fence yet again there?

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously

Hominick is grabbing the fence at will.

No warning still. A good five times.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahaha

Goldberg blows.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Golberg screwed up and didn't understand the obvious warning

rofl

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by garik16 on Apr 30, 2011 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

The Canadians are sneaky

The hotel staff must of slipped Aldo something.

I feel sorry for Shields.

Just Breed!

by ScoreCardOTN on Apr 30, 2011 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I think he got tired taking him down

he should have stayed up since the first

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because he’s doing the GSP- beat a fighter at their weakness.

Just Breed!

by ScoreCardOTN on Apr 30, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

20-18 Aldo, he does seem like he’s getting tired though

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Hominick better win this round on the judges scorecards. Aldo was less active than Fitch is most of the time.

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

20-18 Aldo

Not liking how this is going, though.

by Cunny on Apr 30, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

How did also win that round?

lost the stand up, did nothing with takedowns…

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 biggest wec imports

are the only people who haven’t produced so far, faber and aldo not performing like they have been hyped up

by milliondollardreams on Apr 30, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

He looked pretty good until he started breathing out of his mouth.

And Faber still isn’t a top fighter? He was always small for 145.

by Diz Dee on Apr 30, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck Aldo is indeed fading

I’m not liking where this could end up :(

by AwkwardBoner on Apr 30, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

20-18 Aldo

Big John blows on this fight.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

kicks ocming back

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Aldo’s head movement is still excellent but his offense has slowed down a little. He’s getting tagged with that jab every now and again too.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Like seeing that Aldo can get the takedown.

Not liking that he’s doing it cuz he’s tired and that he can’t do anything with it. Especially not liking that Hominick keeps grabbing the fence and isn’t good enough on the ground to do anything with a guy who is tired and doing LnP.

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by sBruce24 on Apr 30, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

hasn't gotten one this rounds tho

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hominick starting to connect

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Aldo catching a 2nd wind

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by warren305 on Apr 30, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Rogan loves Hominick

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

ova

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

damn it

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought so too

Good recovery by hominick

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he's still on auto pilot

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good auto pilot then

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

very good auto-pilot :p

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotta figure takedown defense wasn’t at the top of hominick’s to-do list during training camp

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Mark just lost that round there

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Probably

and I had him winning til then

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by Chris Hall on Apr 30, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thought that could have been it there. Aldo is definitly tired. He has killer instinct like no other, I thought that was it.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha, double claps!

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

wow that was close

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow Aldo…

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Apr 30, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

30-27 I don’t think Hominick will recover in the fourth

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Aldo is the one with the amazing head movment staying in the poket, yet Rogan is ignoring it, what is going on?

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by Kefka on Apr 30, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

The only person I have seen dodge with head movement like Aldo is A. Silva. That is high level.

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by Kefka on Apr 30, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds better than “You know, Hominick shouldn’t even be able to hang with Aldo right now, but that weight cut is sure limiting Aldo, he looks relatively slow and terrible right now.”

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by sBruce24 on Apr 30, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hominick has taking a real beating

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

30-27 Aldo

Hominick had that round and easily.

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Aldo had ACL surgery, right?

Athletes are rarely ever the same until a year after that particular surgery. Aldo’s conditioning will be the last thing to return.

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by a tommy point on Apr 30, 2011 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

30-27 Aldo

I think Aldo may pull it off.

by Cunny on Apr 30, 2011 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

"you look fine mark, you look fine"

If your face being all beaten up is fine, then yeah you look great.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Can’t wait to see Fight metric on this fight.

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

More leg kicks this round

by AwkwardBoner on Apr 30, 2011 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

He really should go back to them

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

'Your doing great'

At 30-27 down. I think he needs new cornerman.

by Daznte on Apr 30, 2011 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

He's managing expectations.

I think the focus in his camp was not getting finished.

by Cunny on Apr 30, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aldo tagged him good again

And those leg kicks are coming back.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

two knock downs

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Aldos leg kicks are fucking nasty. Starting to tag Hominick with hard shots too. Holy shit look at his forehead.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

stop this madness

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

his forehead, fuck

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh my

Look at that forehead…

by Daznte on Apr 30, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Woow that looks bad

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by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

nasty

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn his forehead and yet another knockdown.

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Apr 30, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

He has an Alien growing from his head.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

rocky dennis up in this

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Ewwwwwww

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by CasualMMAFan on Apr 30, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Aldo

fractured his skull. Hopefully Rogan tells the Drs to get the hell out of there.

Just Breed!

by ScoreCardOTN on Apr 30, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Stop fight?

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Apr 30, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Hominick grabbed the fence like a dozen times the first two rounds but Aldo gets the point deduction warning?

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by sBruce24 on Apr 30, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus christ stop the fight lol!

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by JaYB84 on Apr 30, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

it looks like it's about to pop... wow nasty

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

at least stop so the doc can take a look at it, that does not look healthy

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

finally

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus tap-dancing christ....

that’s nasty

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by HitokiriX on Apr 30, 2011 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

OHH FUCKKK!!!!

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by JaYB84 on Apr 30, 2011 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

That doesn’t look like a wound from a punch or elbow, that looks dangerous. This will be stopped surely. Wow.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn ’bout time.

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Apr 30, 2011 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

damn elbows

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh man

I admire the heart Mark but this really should stop.

by AwkwardBoner on Apr 30, 2011 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Still going

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuuck Mark is a tough SOB

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by MSEMCEE on Apr 30, 2011 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

can shit like that pop!?

by dank7 on Apr 30, 2011 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK MOBY-DICK

I;M MISSING THIS CARD FOR A GUY DEAD FOR +100Y?

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 30, 2011 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Title fight...

Gotta let him finish the round at least

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by tito (eight and oh) on Apr 30, 2011 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

WHY ARE THEY ALLOWING HIM TO CONTINUE?

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by garik16 on Apr 30, 2011 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

40-36, that thing on top of his head does not look right…

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

His brain is growing a new brain to complain to his former brain about why he is continuing

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I’ve never seen anything like that. That shit is messed up.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Aldo looked like he didnt wanna hit his head anymore lol

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by JaYB84 on Apr 30, 2011 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

"you're fine.. you're good... "

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Mark

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I do not want to see that bust

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by warren305 on Apr 30, 2011 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Lance it!

Pop that thing, I wanna see this.

by Wrestling Uber Alles on Apr 30, 2011 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Pop it, pop it, pop it!

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Apr 30, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow that forehead

You could tell Aldo didn’t want to hit it

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by Typecast on Apr 30, 2011 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I wouldn't want to touch it either

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by CasualMMAFan on Apr 30, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aldo techniques:

QCF+K Normal Leg Kick
QCFQCF+KKK Hyper Leg Kick

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by garik16 on Apr 30, 2011 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

i had one of those, opposite side of forehead when I got in a car wreck

not fun, not fun at all

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by james b on Apr 30, 2011 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Hominick is gonna Rocky Balboa this shit

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn crazy Canadian doctors!

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by warren305 on Apr 30, 2011 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Cecil Peoples has the fight 38-38, with the PRIDE decision for Hominick's head wound right now.

Because leg kicks and short elbows don’t win fights.

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by sBruce24 on Apr 30, 2011 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha

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by warren305 on Apr 30, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

Need a T-Shirt with Homnick’s face

and Joe’s quote, “this sport is crazy”

by dank7 on Apr 30, 2011 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

haahahaha

yes please

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by tito (eight and oh) on Apr 30, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hominick just needs to make that thing Pop on Aldo's face

He’ll tap.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahha

“WHY WON”T YOU JUST DIE!!!"

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

much respect for Hominick

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

GO MARK GO

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

oh wow.. gross

i have not once before thoughts, i cant watch a UFC fight before..

save for the wobbly broken gumby leg

by dank7 on Apr 30, 2011 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Behave now

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by JaYB84 on Apr 30, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aldo is tired here and Hominick is gonna pound on him until the bell, without doubt. You gotta get up Jose.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

“Getting stronger…”

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by warren305 on Apr 30, 2011 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

FINISH IT!!!!!

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Aldo made a huge mistake thinking Hominick would go down, and got taken down instead

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Cmon Aldo

Just Pop It! TKO – Facial Destruction

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by Typecast on Apr 30, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Hominick showing huge heart here

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

COME ON!!!!!

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

49-46 Aldo, Hominick left it all out there, much respect

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

FOTN!

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by tito (eight and oh) on Apr 30, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

48-47 Aldo

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by Chris Hines on Apr 30, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

FOTN

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW great fight

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

What a fight. This is awesome.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that a 10-8 round?

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe given those two 10-8 rounds earlier in the night, but Aldo was never in trouble.

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by sBruce24 on Apr 30, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

if that's a 10-8

Aldo would be deserving of two 10-8 rounds

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

I think Hominick was hurt in the beginning.

by kreally on Apr 30, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

49-46 Aldo

Hominick has one hell of a gas tank, though.

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by a tommy point on Apr 30, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Pushups? Really?

I guess you didn’t feel like using that reserve gas tank in the fight.

by Cunny on Apr 30, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

48-46 Aldo

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by James Brady on Apr 30, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

What a card

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by warren305 on Apr 30, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

49-46 Aldo

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by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 30, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Pretty amaazing fight

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Well mark won one round.

Aldo needs to gain more stamina really for the future.

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by garik16 on Apr 30, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Ring Rust is a bitch

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by Damon O. on Apr 30, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ring rust and a tough cut. Cardio has never been a problem for him in the past.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAH!

that was tremendous, tremendous, tremendous..
my jaw was on the floor.. wowo

STANDING OVATION

by dank7 on Apr 30, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Shows how good Aldo is

Only at 50% his best

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by JaYB84 on Apr 30, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I think it’s a draw…..

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

R1 Aldo
R2 Homicnik
R3 Aldo
R4 Aldo
R5 10-8 Hominick

Is that crazy?

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

49-46

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by garik16 on Apr 30, 2011 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

look at that thing that is growing on his head, im sure he has more than a mild concussion

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just saying that if Hominick got a better position

he may had finished the fight by submission or Tko. If he took side control and Jose rolled over he could maybe go for a rnc or better gnp so he could get the finish

by Mohammedini Hussein on May 1, 2011 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

50-43? WTF?

by rabrown on Apr 30, 2011 11:23 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

What a joke..

That man should not have a job

Sheeeeeeeee-it

by Clay Davis on Apr 30, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

50-43?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT?!!!!!

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 11:23 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Nice, trying to get the hat on Hominick with that melon growing out of his head.

by Scabby Knuckle on Apr 30, 2011 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

DOUG CROSBY AGAIN!!!!

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

50-43??

Seriously?!

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by CasualMMAFan on Apr 30, 2011 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

50-43?!?!

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by garik16 on Apr 30, 2011 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

What the hell was that? It must have been a mistake.

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by Kefka on Apr 30, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha doug crosby did not watch that fight at all

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

they need to get a cap for Hominick’s second head.

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by sBruce24 on Apr 30, 2011 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe a tiny one like the dude from oz

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

He must have won a round 12-9.

by Scabby Knuckle on Apr 30, 2011 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

50-43 Doug Crosby

Fantastic.

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Aldo's conditioning should be much better next time.

An extra 6 months removed from that surgery will do him a world of good.

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by a tommy point on Apr 30, 2011 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Nah it’s just Doug Crosby being Doug Crosby, unfortunately. He’s a terrible judge who’s already turned in several terrible scorecards.

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by CasualMMAFan on Apr 30, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be Douglas “Troll of the UG Forums” Crosby

by Scott Haber on Apr 30, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s sad when any of us could be there any do a better job at judging.

Not many professions you can say that about.

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Shame...

The 50-43 score is going to overshadow a fantastic fight, that went the right way with the decision.

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

No it won't.

But it’ll definitely be a point of discussion.

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by a tommy point on Apr 30, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hominick reminded me of Bisping . . . good technique but Aldo’s chin was too strong and he couldn’t muster more power shots past a pesky jab.

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by mason_beer on Apr 30, 2011 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Hominick's baby...

is gonna crawl back in the womb once s/he sees Daddy…

by John Danaher's Hair on Apr 30, 2011 11:26 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I was thinking of this as well haha

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

50-43 lol okay

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

aldo

4 rounds to one

multiple knockdowns.
dominated the stand up.

lost the last round.

by Roaringblood on Apr 30, 2011 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Ya Aldo look very good, except the last round. His head movment was the best I have seen other than A. Silva he dodge so many punchs.

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by Kefka on Apr 30, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

and yet Rogan says he got outboxed by Hominick

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

you could justify 49-44 maybe, more likely a 49-45, but Aldo beat his ass severely in the 3rd and 4th rounds.

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by sBruce24 on Apr 30, 2011 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Homnick just had a blood tear

before he answered Joe’s first Q..

we need a GIF of that…….

by dank7 on Apr 30, 2011 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Now Crosby’s just trollin’.

by dribblebib on Apr 30, 2011 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

50-43 is horrible,

How couldn’t you give Hominick the 5th?

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

hominick looks like he got beat up by a gang and he sounds more coherent than most people i know

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 11:27 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Koschek said, “wow, that dude’s face is a mess…they should have stopped it…”

by Scabby Knuckle on Apr 30, 2011 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

If the next fight goes the distance, this card is going past 3 hrs.

by Jahbulon on Apr 30, 2011 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m sorry… 50-43 is a ridiculous score, but this is the greatest MMA card in history. And we still have GSP to come. Fuck. I just don’t care that much about the shitty judge. The right man won.

by cmsove on Apr 30, 2011 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Soares decided not to translate that last bit. Too bad.

by dribblebib on Apr 30, 2011 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep if you’re right.

by cmsove on Apr 30, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can never sleep after mma cards. I’m either super pumped after or super angry at some kind of bullshit judging.

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hominick looks like the post-game interview with a Resident Evil zombie.

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by sBruce24 on Apr 30, 2011 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

greatest card in years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Chris Hines on Apr 30, 2011 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Aldo doesn't finish

Therefore, GSP will.

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

This PPV is going past the hour if the main event goes five rounds. Is there still any danger these days of the PPV cutting out like UFC 33 did all those years ago?

by rabrown on Apr 30, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Absolutely not.

They have an immediate replay afterwards and the PPV doesn’t really cut out until 2 AM PST.

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry Doug, Transformers is NOT the most anticipated movie

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by garik16 on Apr 30, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I anticipate the Megan Fox replacement being a really awkward segment of storyline, I wish they would just get rid of Shia LeBeoufs cahracter too.

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Iole says Crosby’s score was meant to be 48-45.

by rabrown on Apr 30, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

haha how did they make that mistake, i wonder?

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s taken a quick look at twitter, thought “Awh shit” and been all “Did i write 50? Oh, silly me, i meant 48!!….my scores round by round have Aldo winning them all?….uhh, i meant 48!”

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Call me crazy...

but I think Mendes is going to give Aldo a run for his money.

by TooLegitToQuit on Apr 30, 2011 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't make the mistake of thinking the Aldo of tonight will be the one you see going forward.

His conditioning will be much better now that he can get back into a regular fight schedule.

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by a tommy point on Apr 30, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously.

But Mendes isn’t going to be taken down at will like Hominick was.

And if you think he will be taken down, you’re absolutely crazy.

by TooLegitToQuit on Apr 30, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeeeaaah, I didn't say anything remotely close to that. So, don't argue against ghosts.

Anyway, on what planet does Aldo need to take someone down to dominate them?

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by a tommy point on Apr 30, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aldo/Mendes looks intriguing now

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

WE NEED SHIRTS ZUFFA!!
WEC NEVER DIE!

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by Tonley on Apr 30, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

Obviously Aldo was tired, but well, he didn’t look even like he had a chance of handling being on the bottom.

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by garik16 on Apr 30, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nashville just tied it up with a minute left!

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Crap.

This team really can crap the bed at the worst of times.

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Florian may have a good shot too

by RickeyRick on Apr 30, 2011 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Florian will get blasted.

by Tats16 on Apr 30, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

aldo will be defeated by keith florian's shouts!!

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by james b on Apr 30, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lawler?

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by james b on Apr 30, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bruce Buffer read the scores wrong...

confirmed by Fight Magazine.

We can now put the pitch forks down.

by TooLegitToQuit on Apr 30, 2011 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Aldo defeated Hominick via unanimous decision (48-45, 48-46, 49-46) to retain the UFC Featherweight Championship. The judging score was misread as 50-43, when in actual fact it was scored 48-45 to Aldo.

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by Mr.Zhang on Apr 30, 2011 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah, he put 10-8 in the wrong place.

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by garik16 on Apr 30, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

The roof is going to come off when GSP comes out, he should just come out to canada’s national anthem

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I want Shields to take this

but I have a feeling this is gonna be quick and decisive on GSPs part.

Just Breed!

by ScoreCardOTN on Apr 30, 2011 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Hominick's hematoma made me forget that

not always will those who dumps on you be your enemies
and not always will those who take you out of shit be your friends

by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

Tri-plex by MacDonald.

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m picking GSP, but I seriously wouldn’t be surprised if Shields wins

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Oooh I get it

Shields last name is Shields, so they but his name Shields on a shield. Brilliant!

by AwkwardBoner on Apr 30, 2011 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Yo dawg I heard you like shields so we put a shields on a shield so you can block while you block.

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously, I was thinking that he really needs to see a doctor.

by gzl5000 on Apr 30, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.

by halitosis on Apr 30, 2011 11:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Doesn’t he down Energy drinks like a mad man?

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

GSP's

“Don’t blink” line at the weigh in’s intrigued me. I’m hoping to see him come out here and start quickly on the feet.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Segal just chilling with his arms crossed lol

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by JaYB84 on Apr 30, 2011 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

who’s this ginger they keep showing holding a belt?

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Barry Pepper

aka the sniper in saving private ryan

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by JaYB84 on Apr 30, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

If that is him then it is also the dude who is playing RFK in that Kennedys crap on History and the guy who played Roger Maris in a biographical sort of movie.

and he is a canadian god dammit

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just have to comment after seeing this, I’M SORRY BRO, is WAY too much more BIZARRE giving this ALDOxHominick a DRAW than 50-43. And what is even more bizarre? Not stopping the fight after that 4th round. MORE BIZARRE? Letting Hominick hold the cage and take A LOT OF advantage out of it, THAT’S BIZARRE.

And NO ONE even paid attention to all that. Only that Hominick is a stud (which he is)

by André Luiz Cantalogo on Apr 30, 2011 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed on the cage.

Tho by the 4th round, I feel that Jon McCarthy wasn’t taking any points away out of sympathy. By that point, a point wouldn’t have mattered.

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by garik16 on Apr 30, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adding was hard

Iole reported it was actually 48-45

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by Typecast on Apr 30, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gracie team has incredible momentum behind them.....

which just got slowed when Nate Diaz lost tonight.

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by garik16 on Apr 30, 2011 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I love GSP, but I gotta go with hometown boy Shields

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I know, right

but hey.. if Shields loses, I won’t be too broken up cause I like GSP as well

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

None of the Canadians came out to Celine Dion music. Odd.

by Scabby Knuckle on Apr 30, 2011 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

None of the Americans came out to Whitney Houston, my lord what is happening

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

keep getting reminded of the wrestlemania at the silverdome.

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Weak french hip hop

GSP’s only weakness

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poutine and dinosaurs

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm sorry

I thought we were talking about weaknesses and not THE GREATEST THINGS OF ALL TIME

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Basically

You can’t fuck with poutine. I should have made some tonight.

by Cunny on Apr 30, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

For some reason, I don't really care who wins this fight.

Thought I would be more invested in GSP, but I’m not.

Just hoping the fight lives up to the rest of the card.

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by a tommy point on Apr 30, 2011 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

To put the number into perspective

I’m pretty sure in one of Dana’s blogs this week, they said they had the Mandalay Bay, on the floor ALONE in the Rogers Center tonight. A sold out Bay, purely in floor seats. It’s a huge event.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

as someone else said earlier

visually, the size of the crowd is stunning, but i expected to hear their more in the sound mix.

will probably eat those words as soon as gsp’s intro starts.

by woooburn on Apr 30, 2011 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

jake shields is gonna puke

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by tito (eight and oh) on Apr 30, 2011 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I like trash talk

but I live the respect these guys have for each other even more.
Good luck to both.

by Scabby Knuckle on Apr 30, 2011 11:41 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

You live it while others talk about it?

by Jahbulon on Apr 30, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shields looks reallll nervous.

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I would be too realising my face was about to be made into mince meat

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by JaYB84 on Apr 30, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

This night has been so crazy

Shields will knockdown GSP with a head kick and then finish him with a TDPW.

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by SSreporters on Apr 30, 2011 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Shields by Falcon Punch

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

by RJshock 305 on Apr 30, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, Crosby is judging this one too?!

Doug Crosby scores the bout 54¼ to 3.14159 in favor of Shields

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by CasualMMAFan on Apr 30, 2011 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Both guys looks nervous

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by warren305 on Apr 30, 2011 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

they both look EXTREMELY nervous

by Killuminati on Apr 30, 2011 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Love the Triple H water spray from GSP.

by Scabby Knuckle on Apr 30, 2011 11:44 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

shields striking looks so telegraphed

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

sorry but those shields high kicks are pretty funny

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

almost as good as mark coleman's :p

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shields looks super stiff and uncomfortable

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by CasualMMAFan on Apr 30, 2011 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

TWSS!!

in honor of michael c scott leaving the office!!

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-George Karl

by james b on Apr 30, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

GSP by helicopter kick

by halycon83 on Apr 30, 2011 11:46 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

they both look outa place

by Killuminati on Apr 30, 2011 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

GSP be Tatsumaki Senpyuu Kyaku, to Shoryuken

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

by RJshock 305 on Apr 30, 2011 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 GSP, Jake has nothing on him

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

untill it hits the ground

by Killuminati on Apr 30, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

naw, after seeing that round I don't think he1'll be able to take him down, we'll see

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shields just has no stand up what so ever. None. None.

"Honestly, I've got nothing against Josh Koscheck personally........but the guy's just a dickhead"-Paul Daley

by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

This is what pisses me about GSP

He won’t show how superior he really is by defeating a fighter at THEIR strength.

Just Breed!

by ScoreCardOTN on Apr 30, 2011 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

why would he do that

clowning you in fighting is clowning you in fighting. doesnt matter where you do it, it’s still clowning you

by cobracore on Apr 30, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

?

He took Jon Fitch down at will, he passed BJ Penn’s guard over and over . . .

Vote Quimby

by mason_beer on Apr 30, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

His main superiority is exploiting the weakness of others. Being bullheaded and taking higher risks is anti-intellectual in regards to winning a fight.

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I fucking love GSPs jabs

"I don't worry much about losing. What's so bad about losing? I'll fight again, I'll still get paid and hot chicks will still have sex with me for no good reason."

by JaYB84 on Apr 30, 2011 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 GSP

It is not anywhere near as dominating as Rogan thinks it is.

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by garik16 on Apr 30, 2011 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

its pretty dominant...

Shields literally is landing nothing..

by cobracore on Apr 30, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

and despite what Joe thinks, GSP isn’t landing much either. And doing very little damage. The one “He’s hurt!” was in fact nothing.

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by garik16 on Apr 30, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shields has the worst head movement.

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

If any, he’s just walking backwards.

"Honestly, I've got nothing against Josh Koscheck personally........but the guy's just a dickhead"-Paul Daley

by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

GSP has him sussed

Game over!

"I don't worry much about losing. What's so bad about losing? I'll fight again, I'll still get paid and hot chicks will still have sex with me for no good reason."

by JaYB84 on Apr 30, 2011 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

suss (ss) tr.v. sussed, suss·ing, suss·es Slang 1. To infer or discover; figure out:

2. To size up; study:

"I don't worry much about losing. What's so bad about losing? I'll fight again, I'll still get paid and hot chicks will still have sex with me for no good reason."

by JaYB84 on Apr 30, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

especially since they just announced he started with the iceman!!

but some guys are just weak in an area no matter how hard they train I guess

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by james b on Apr 30, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

GSP is annoying safe anymore

by Killuminati on Apr 30, 2011 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

What?

He’s hunting for the knock out.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks like shield want to take it deep before waisting energy on takedowns…or he is lost lol

by Killuminati on Apr 30, 2011 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

GSP desparately needs a lead left hook in his arsenal.

That will really open his striking up and make him even more dynamic.

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by a tommy point on Apr 30, 2011 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

*desperately

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by a tommy point on Apr 30, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol, I liked that speedy gonzalez thing GSP did

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

if that was Anderson we would see 500 negative comments right about now

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

20-18 gsp

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm glad I haven't blinked yet.

Just Breed!

by ScoreCardOTN on Apr 30, 2011 11:55 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

20-18 GSP

Shields didn’t even shoot. And now his corner’s recommending he stand with GSP.

by Cunny on Apr 30, 2011 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Shields really needs to shoot.

I’m not sure what Jake thinks he’s trying to do here.

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by garik16 on Apr 30, 2011 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Gil just tell Shields not to go for the takedown yet?…Why spend another round throwing strikes like you’re made of cardboard?

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by NE188 on Apr 30, 2011 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah.. i don't get it ha

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 30, 2011 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

was that the Ali Shuffle by GSP?

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by sBruce24 on Apr 30, 2011 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

who cares

he’s kinda boring me right now

by dank7 on Apr 30, 2011 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

blame that on Shields apparently not having trained striking for over a decade.

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by sBruce24 on Apr 30, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s no way Shields actually trains striking

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by DirtyML on Apr 30, 2011 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck shields' corner

he better pull guard first chance he gets

by Basketball Smurf on Apr 30, 2011 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe he's trying to surprise him

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by Orcus on Apr 30, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

surprise!, jake wants to go 5 roundslol

by Killuminati on Apr 30, 2011 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

firas just said ok knock him out now

by RickeyRick on Apr 30, 2011 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

GSP is really looking for the over hand right KO

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by Goonisis on Apr 30, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes Joe

replay of Josh Koschek fight….
boring…

by dank7 on Apr 30, 2011 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Back to school shields

"I don't worry much about losing. What's so bad about losing? I'll fight again, I'll still get paid and hot chicks will still have sex with me for no good reason."

by JaYB84 on Apr 30, 2011 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

This isn’t terribly exciting….

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by warren305 on Apr 30, 2011 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

lol we get it

you’re bored

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by TheSoundOfHockey on May 1, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m bored of your complaining

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on May 1, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

GSp

landing a right like lenoard garcia.

by Roaringblood on Apr 30, 2011 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Dey took our sloppy brawling!

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by JaYB84 on May 1, 2011 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

GSP looks determined to land an H-Bomb.

Problem is, only Hendo really consistently lands those crazy looping rights.

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by a tommy point on May 1, 2011 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

That looping right hand GSP is throwing looks terrible

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by warren305 on May 1, 2011 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

The Primetime series

was 70x more entertaining than this fight

by dank7 on May 1, 2011 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

shut up already

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on May 1, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did I just hear “And he can’t defend it, cause he can’t defend it”….?

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on May 1, 2011 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Takedown

25 seconds left. Why the hell not?

by AwkwardBoner on May 1, 2011 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

that was planned for sure

so that there would be no time for anything to happen

by dank7 on May 1, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok good

lets see a fight now

by dank7 on May 1, 2011 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

o god he just said he cant see out of his left eye…let the doc hear that

by Killuminati on May 1, 2011 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

oh, I missed that

that’s really bad then

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by Orcus on May 1, 2011 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shields actually did more damage from the bottom.

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by garik16 on May 1, 2011 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Jake Shields has damaged GSP with a jab. What is the world coming to.

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by NE188 on May 1, 2011 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

is GSP really worried about that eye?

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by Orcus on May 1, 2011 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

GSP might be.

Greg Jackson just trying to make sure his head is clear.

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by a tommy point on May 1, 2011 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

John Danaher

behind the cage over his shoulder..

is one of the creepiest things ever

by dank7 on May 1, 2011 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Shields is actually landing some punches, but Rogan won’t admit it.

by Scabby Knuckle on May 1, 2011 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

SERIOUSLY!

Rogan is so one-sided here.

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by garik16 on May 1, 2011 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

He seemed biased towards Hominick too.

by AwkwardBoner on May 1, 2011 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

shields needs to bust out with a cartwheel kick!

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by james b on May 1, 2011 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

It's 30-27 GSP, but it is nowhere near as dominating as Rogan thinks.

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by garik16 on May 1, 2011 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Really man

No one is getting “outclassed” to this point

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by tito (eight and oh) on May 1, 2011 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm calling it

after the fight GSP will call Anderson out, watch!

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by Orcus on May 1, 2011 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

He's so smart - looks at the clock, get's the take down.

Rogan on Shields “he’s just not athletic or quick enough” lol

Michael Bisping - hahaha!

by MichaelD8 on May 1, 2011 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Pull guard Shields!

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by NE188 on May 1, 2011 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

That right is driving me crazy

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by warren305 on May 1, 2011 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Tentative enough to drop him with a head kick….

But George does seem like a bit of a headcase this time around.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on May 1, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

WTF is wrong with GSP

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by warren305 on May 1, 2011 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

At this point

I am wishing Aldo’s fight was the main event. But I don’t know who to blame more, Shields striking coach or GSPs killer instinct.

by silent.bisonte33 on May 1, 2011 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

There we go

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by warren305 on May 1, 2011 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Okay, enough.

Take him down, punch his face. Enough with the fucking jabbing. I’m done apologizing for GSP.

by gzl5000 on May 1, 2011 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Finally something worth shouting about with the high kick. He looked and sounded nervous about his eye in the corner. Jake is hitting him with his jab regardless of what Rogan is saying.

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by NE188 on May 1, 2011 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

GSP needs a challenge.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on May 1, 2011 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

he didn't come to win though

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by Orcus on May 1, 2011 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah the "im average at fighting, look at me" diaz taunt.

"I don't worry much about losing. What's so bad about losing? I'll fight again, I'll still get paid and hot chicks will still have sex with me for no good reason."

by JaYB84 on May 1, 2011 12:06 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Im thinking of Nate and Nick

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by JaYB84 on May 1, 2011 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jake Shields has bloodied up GSP like I can’t remember. This is ridiculous.

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by NE188 on May 1, 2011 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

first bj fight was similar.

by woooburn on May 1, 2011 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shields is getting NO credit for his jabs.

by Killuminati on May 1, 2011 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Seriously....

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by tito (eight and oh) on May 1, 2011 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Words fail me. This gif does not.

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by David Castillo on May 1, 2011 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Nasty gif, what are you trying to say? Not enjoying the fight?

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by outlander78 on May 1, 2011 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

40-36 but not exactly dominating like it sounds

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by Chris Hines on May 1, 2011 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Solid jabs from Jake

But its 5th round so guard pulling time!

by AwkwardBoner on May 1, 2011 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

It's 40-36 but GSP is more hurt than Shields

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by garik16 on May 1, 2011 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

I want to see some grappling!

by dribblebib on May 1, 2011 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

I want to see any grappling :p

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by Orcus on May 1, 2011 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

oops, I read that as 'more' and not 'some'

it’s late here :p

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by Orcus on May 1, 2011 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope GSP’s eye problem isn’t anything permanent

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by warren305 on May 1, 2011 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

"Shields is gonna look to open up"

….dear me.

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by NE188 on May 1, 2011 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Jake looks like the more confident fighter

weird

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by tito (eight and oh) on May 1, 2011 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

WOW, that rigth was WAY off. Is his vision that bad?

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
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by Goonisis on May 1, 2011 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

the more i see its, shield jab is beautifully straight.

by Killuminati on May 1, 2011 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

This fight shows me one thing

GSP would die if Anderson Silva can stand with him for more then fifteen seconds

by DarthKitty on May 1, 2011 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

No, not at all.

Something is weird here. GSP out struck Thiago Alves for crying out loud. This is just a bad night. It has to be.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
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by Goonisis on May 1, 2011 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

GSP

Had like a six inch reach advantage of Thiago Alves

by DarthKitty on May 1, 2011 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Over

Dammit, I hate the fact I can’t edit

by DarthKitty on May 1, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pull guard

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by TheSoundOfHockey on May 1, 2011 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Shields look like a straight amatuer on his feet

Actually most people I’ve ever seen fight look like they have better standup

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by warren305 on May 1, 2011 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

This is boring.

GSP’s offensive arsenal is so limited recently. What happened to the left hook? Right uppercut? Right straight? Right leg kick? Rick anything kick? All the guy is fucking doing is jabbing, throwing the switch kick, and missing with spinning back kicks and overhand rights.

by gzl5000 on May 1, 2011 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

It is.

But that happened late in the 3rd. What about the rest of the fight? What about ground ’n pound? Zero risk taking.

by gzl5000 on May 1, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can somebody

Tell me whats happened here. Jake looks terrible on his feet yet GSP is simply throwing a jab and a poor overhand right.

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by NE188 on May 1, 2011 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

being partially blind will do that to you

by woooburn on May 1, 2011 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

dude, im gonna have to agree…no reason shield should be doing this work on anyone standing

by Killuminati on May 1, 2011 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

GSP better not say anything about this being his toughest fight.

Jake Sheilds has laughable standup. GSP should’ve put him away a long time ago. No excuses whatsoever.

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by a tommy point on May 1, 2011 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Well unless I am mistaken

Canadians enjoy MMA fights being just that, fights, not slow sparring sessions

by DarthKitty on May 1, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

its a toronto/ montreal thing

they are so dumb that they dont know gsp doesnt know much about the habs

by elmojo on May 1, 2011 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rush Fit needs to drop the gymnastics program and include some straight left-right mitt work.

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by sBruce24 on May 1, 2011 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Anyone think he’s playing it safe to secure the anderson silva fight? Or does this performance negate the Anderson fight?

by god-damn long hair on May 1, 2011 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

This is teribble

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by warren305 on May 1, 2011 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

boring

so glad the other fights were awesome

by dank7 on May 1, 2011 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah

I’m usually not a hater, but this fight stunk. having said that, this card is still the best card this year

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by Orcus on May 1, 2011 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

What were the chances

Of Canadians turning up tonight expecting GSP to be the one to put them to sleep.

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by NE188 on May 1, 2011 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"I don't worry much about losing. What's so bad about losing? I'll fight again, I'll still get paid and hot chicks will still have sex with me for no good reason."

by JaYB84 on May 1, 2011 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

I don’t understand this.

GSP has out struck Thiago Alves, BJ penn twice, basically everyone he’s ever fought. But this is what he does against Jake fricken’ Sheilds? I don’t get it!

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
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by Goonisis on May 1, 2011 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

It's a magical thing

Reach advantage, GSP had like a six inch reach advantage over both of those guys

by DarthKitty on May 1, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

gsp

basically wins on size advantage. thats why he wont move up.

by Roaringblood on May 1, 2011 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is not true at all.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on May 1, 2011 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

No. Beyond that. He just looked not good tonight. Simply less skilled than he has in the past.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on May 1, 2011 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

maybe he cracked his ribs :p

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by Orcus on May 1, 2011 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Umm, if he is having trouble seeing out of one eye then that messes up his depth perception

which is sort of important to his striking.

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by Enmascarado on May 1, 2011 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

When did that happen? in the 2nd? I guess that could be it.

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by Goonisis on May 1, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Finish him!

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on May 1, 2011 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Shields needs to start using all both of his standup techniques in a hurry right now.

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by sBruce24 on May 1, 2011 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

50-45

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by Chris Hines on May 1, 2011 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

i do not give that last round to gsp

by Killuminati on May 1, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

well

I guess that’s that

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by Orcus on May 1, 2011 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Could've been the greatest card ever....

…if not for the main event.

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by a tommy point on May 1, 2011 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Simple, you hurt GSP and his game gets fucked

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

by RJshock 305 on May 1, 2011 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

worst main event ever

by JayW on May 1, 2011 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Hardly.

But it definitely didn’t live up to the hype.

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by a tommy point on May 1, 2011 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who would have thought the headlining fight would be the most boring

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by CasualMMAFan on May 1, 2011 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

That left eye really messed him up. Need to know what’s up with that.

by AwkwardBoner on May 1, 2011 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Anderson-GSP stare down coming up?

by god-damn long hair on May 1, 2011 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Well

What an anticlimatic finish to an otherwise unreal card. How boring.

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by NE188 on May 1, 2011 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

I hope the judges fuck this

up and give it to shields.

But seriously SHields took the 5th,

Just Breed!

by ScoreCardOTN on May 1, 2011 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Nah.

"I don't worry much about losing. What's so bad about losing? I'll fight again, I'll still get paid and hot chicks will still have sex with me for no good reason."

by JaYB84 on May 1, 2011 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

why not…after that shit..GSp couldnt stand a day with diaz

by Killuminati on May 1, 2011 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahaha youre on a roll tonight

by Broseidon on May 1, 2011 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lol..is Shields trying to taunt GSP?

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on May 1, 2011 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

GSP was like Kos going repeatedly to that looping overhand right.

by Jahbulon on May 1, 2011 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Whoever taught GSP that overhand looping right should be fired.

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on May 1, 2011 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

roach

I never dreamed of any enormity greater than I have committed. I never knew, and never shall know, a worse man than myself.

by tito (eight and oh) on May 1, 2011 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

He looked like shit!

Any GSP nuthugger can admit that.

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

by RJshock 305 on May 1, 2011 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is true

This is the worst i’ve seen him in.. ever.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on May 1, 2011 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

As is the GSP hater brigade.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on May 1, 2011 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Disappointing

Wonder if something was wrong with GSP or if Shields size affected him.

Michael Bisping - hahaha!

by MichaelD8 on May 1, 2011 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Shields looks like he fucked GSP up. Is this real life?

by AwkwardBoner on May 1, 2011 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

shields seems alot more optimistic about the decision than he should be

by woooburn on May 1, 2011 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

48-47?

oKKKK

"I don't worry much about losing. What's so bad about losing? I'll fight again, I'll still get paid and hot chicks will still have sex with me for no good reason."

by JaYB84 on May 1, 2011 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

I didn't keep track of scores

but I can see Shields winning some of those rounds

not always will those who dumps on you be your enemies
and not always will those who take you out of shit be your friends

by Orcus on May 1, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’d rather watch Silva v Maia…

Turning Bat Shit into BatMan for 27 yrs

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/sports_blog/2011/04/ufc-middleweight-champion-silva-like-water.html

by warren305 on May 1, 2011 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

48-47

Streak broken

I never dreamed of any enormity greater than I have committed. I never knew, and never shall know, a worse man than myself.

by tito (eight and oh) on May 1, 2011 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

There’s no way Shields won 2 rounds

by Tedd Welch on May 1, 2011 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

I usually defend GSP

but he fought not to lose and instead of fighting to win. This was not one of his better performances and there was twice he had Shields pretty hurt and he refused to go after him.

48-47 WTF?

"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me" - Philippians 4:13

by Noah'sArk on May 1, 2011 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Over/under on how long GSP talks about his eye in the interview?

by dribblebib on May 1, 2011 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

50%

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

by RJshock 305 on May 1, 2011 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

GSP throwing Koscheck’s overhand right over and over and over

Another shitty GSP fight surprise surprise

by OhhhGLS on May 1, 2011 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was a sexy kick to the head.

"These are the times that try men's souls" - Thomas Paine

"Don't be limited by fixed ideas nor by some trifling common sense...break the standards!"

by The One Who Wears The Crown on May 1, 2011 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

What!? Who the hell gave 2 round to Jake!?

I am free because I choose to be so-Me

by Kefka on May 1, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

so like

i thought gsp was some fucking super athelete.

fuck that he’s not progressing.

by Roaringblood on May 1, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

fuck that he’s not progressing.

Yeah…this losing streak is pretty awful.

by Scott Haber on May 1, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

i mean resting on laurels and candian judges.

by Roaringblood on May 1, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

A. The judges weren’t Canadian or “candian”
B. Are you suggesting the fight wasn’t scored properly?

by Scott Haber on May 1, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOO!!!!!

Two judges got it right!!! He lost 2 rds. hahaahahahaha….

GSP couldn’t finish if his title depended on it.

Just Breed!

by ScoreCardOTN on May 1, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Scratched retina?

Turning Bat Shit into BatMan for 27 yrs

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/sports_blog/2011/04/ufc-middleweight-champion-silva-like-water.html

by warren305 on May 1, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

"I got a scratch or something happened to my eye"

No Georges, Jake punched you in the face.

"Honestly, I've got nothing against Josh Koscheck personally........but the guy's just a dickhead"-Paul Daley

by NE188 on May 1, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh

I wasn’t doubting that, more just that he worked around it rather than saying “he hit me with a jab” or “he caught me with X or X”, he just said “Something happened, it was in the second round and i got scratched with something”

"Honestly, I've got nothing against Josh Koscheck personally........but the guy's just a dickhead"-Paul Daley

by NE188 on May 1, 2011 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I still say 50-45

"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill

by Chris Hines on May 1, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Blood on you = You’re losing

"These are the times that try men's souls" - Thomas Paine

"Don't be limited by fixed ideas nor by some trifling common sense...break the standards!"

by The One Who Wears The Crown on May 1, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

unless you end the round on top of the other, then you are totally dominating the round

by mmablitzkrieg on May 1, 2011 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think GSP stopped caring about anything but his eye once it got hurt. That dude cares more about his health than his career, and I don’t blame him.

by Tedd Welch on May 1, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Injuries that affect your senses are scary

Not making excuses, not claiming the fight was exciting, just saying that if you think you might be going blind your focus changes to that.

"Very broken in his right hand is Martin Kampmann"

"This is the internet: you either have soul-stopping power or you’re a pillow-fisted pansy. There is no middle ground." - woomikee

by outlander78 on May 1, 2011 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Another "sorry for the fans"

I never dreamed of any enormity greater than I have committed. I never knew, and never shall know, a worse man than myself.

by tito (eight and oh) on May 1, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

the ww div isn't all that deep

when the top challengers consistently get beat with basic 1-2 boxing.

by vicesquad26 on May 1, 2011 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

and the “2” is a leonard garcia looping right that misses every time.

"A guy in Texas came up to me and told me ‘Frye you're not mixed martial arts, you're no holds barred’, and I said you're god damn right partner." ~ Don Frye

by sBruce24 on May 1, 2011 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

i WISH

that GSP said that he was not impressed b his own performance.

by dank7 on May 1, 2011 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

He basically did…

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on May 1, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

GSP apologizes after every fight these days

He fights smart, but…well i don’t know what else to say

by silent.bisonte33 on May 1, 2011 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Steven Seagal is coming for you George. Coming for you with the Front.

"A guy in Texas came up to me and told me ‘Frye you're not mixed martial arts, you're no holds barred’, and I said you're god damn right partner." ~ Don Frye

by sBruce24 on May 1, 2011 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Well Mr.Submission Specialist

I swear I hate it when people have skills they don’t use.That’s why I like Machida and Rampage so much. They actually USE and DOMINATE with their skills Sheilds can blow balls for not using his world class Jujitsu at all in this fight. And GSP raping that jab like it’s the last piece of macaroni in the box.

by Mixed Martial Arts on May 1, 2011 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Dude, what?

He couldn’t get the fight to the ground. GSP stuffed the takedowns and shrugged off the clinch.

by Cunny on May 1, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

NO JAKE IS NOT AN AMAZING FIGHTER

mybe on the ground but not his feet

Just Breed!

by ScoreCardOTN on May 1, 2011 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

DUDE WTF PEOPLE

why the fuck are you so surprised, GSP looked far from a round winner

by Killuminati on May 1, 2011 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

BE fucking hates GSP

I don’t get the hate. The dude is awesome. He fought to protect his eye from the 2nd rounds forward and still beat a guy who hadn’t lost in god knows how many years.

by Wrestling Uber Alles on May 1, 2011 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah, this is my thinking on it too.

El Santo inspired me to be a submission grappler.

by Enmascarado on May 1, 2011 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

I’m pretty sure I always agree with you. Like, 100% of the time.

by Tedd Welch on May 1, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Clearly

Anyone who couldn’t tell the eye really threw him off is nuts.

by Wrestling Uber Alles on May 1, 2011 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

For what? His damaged eye?

"Very broken in his right hand is Martin Kampmann"

"This is the internet: you either have soul-stopping power or you’re a pillow-fisted pansy. There is no middle ground." - woomikee

by outlander78 on May 1, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

GSP aint no Mark Hominick.

"A guy in Texas came up to me and told me ‘Frye you're not mixed martial arts, you're no holds barred’, and I said you're god damn right partner." ~ Don Frye

by sBruce24 on May 1, 2011 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

I didn't blink

And I paid for it with the worst fight ever

by Robust23 on May 1, 2011 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

damn gsp

so scared to go for the finish…he had jake hurt with that head kick but didn’t go for the finish, he landed that same kick against hughes and he leapt on him and finishened him with elbows, i guess no matter what he says he will always be to scared to take a risk anymore

by C.A.M. on May 1, 2011 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

GSP is the epitome of a “sports” fighter. Not say that is bad or good, but I think that is clear.

I am free because I choose to be so-Me

by Kefka on May 1, 2011 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

The main event wasn’t the greatest, but the card was phenomenal.
SOTN- Garza
KOTN-Machida
FOTN-Aldo/Hominick

by kreally on May 1, 2011 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Really?

You that Aldo/Hominick was better then Bendo/Boceck?

by DarthKitty on May 1, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shields dad was right.

“Jake goes out and does what is unexpected, and I expect him to win this fight.”
Good going Mr. Shields

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

by RJshock 305 on May 1, 2011 12:22 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

ummmmmmm

Don’t you mean GSP ruined a very entertaining main card? GSP was dominating in the stand up and didn’t even give Shields a hint that it was going to go to the ground, yet he showed no urgency and seemed content to jab his way through another 5 rounds.

I like GSP, but at some point you gotta just man up and look for a finish, especially when your opponent doesn’t look like he’ll finish you in a month of Sundays

by Andersac on May 1, 2011 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think that's why GSP trains so hard- for the finish

but when he gets in the octogan, he has this fear of losing and can’t follow thru.

Perfect examples: Sub attempts against Hardy, Kos’s eye, Head kick to Shields where he was rocked…. Couldn’t follow through and finish any of those. Any fighter in Belllator could of.

Just Breed!

by ScoreCardOTN on May 1, 2011 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here's how it goes:

We booed Anderson Silva because he wasn’t living up to his potential. Literally, at any moment, he can end a fight. There was a period where he was behaving very strangely in the cage and we called him out on it.

We boo GSP because everyone tells us that he’s better than he really is. Great fighters finish fights. It’s as simple as that. We’re still waiting, GSP.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on May 1, 2011 12:22 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

matt hughes and matt sera were along damn time ago my friend.

"A guy in Texas came up to me and told me ‘Frye you're not mixed martial arts, you're no holds barred’, and I said you're god damn right partner." ~ Don Frye

by sBruce24 on May 1, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're right

GSP should retire and you should take his place and show us all how easy it is to finish Shields and Kos and Fitch and BJ etc.

by Wrestling Uber Alles on May 1, 2011 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well…I still got to see Machida’s sexy homage to Karate Kid.

"These are the times that try men's souls" - Thomas Paine

"Don't be limited by fixed ideas nor by some trifling common sense...break the standards!"

by The One Who Wears The Crown on May 1, 2011 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Why I like Brazilian fighters

Watch any recent GSP fight & compare it to the passion & energy you see in recent AS or Machida fights

by kibbled_bits on May 1, 2011 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Some fighter feel like fighters to me and some feel like sportsmen like GSP.

I am free because I choose to be so-Me

by Kefka on May 1, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

interesting tweet from luke

Kenny Florian is going to wax Aldo. Bank on it.

i’m willing to give jose the benefit of the doubt, and say the layoff/injury was the culprit for his performance tonight.

by woooburn on May 1, 2011 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

I thought Aldo looked good, except in that last round, that was bad.

I am free because I choose to be so-Me

by Kefka on May 1, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, aside from his conditioning, i didn’t think he showed any major technical flaws.

by woooburn on May 1, 2011 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Screw showing flaws, his head movement look like something out of Anderson Silvas playbook. He dodged 80% of Hominicks shots, right in the pocket.

I am free because I choose to be so-Me

by Kefka on May 1, 2011 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

that was some nice bobbin and weavin

not always will those who dumps on you be your enemies
and not always will those who take you out of shit be your friends

by Orcus on May 1, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Even while gassed.

Rogan didn’t give it to him, but Aldo’s head movement was great. I’m just confused why he didn’t throw more leg kicks instead of punches.

by gzl5000 on May 1, 2011 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am always confused why Aldo does not throw more land kicks.

I am free because I choose to be so-Me

by Kefka on May 1, 2011 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I’m also confused why he took him down as well, he should have just kept it standing, I think that made him tire more

not always will those who dumps on you be your enemies
and not always will those who take you out of shit be your friends

by Orcus on May 1, 2011 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

a fighter loses a round and all of the sudden they suck now

that’s normal mma blogsphere behavior I guess.

not always will those who dumps on you be your enemies
and not always will those who take you out of shit be your friends

by Orcus on May 1, 2011 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

I am free because I choose to be so-Me

by Kefka on May 1, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kenny hasn’t waxed anybody of Aldo’s caliber ever. Aldo will smoke him.

"A guy in Texas came up to me and told me ‘Frye you're not mixed martial arts, you're no holds barred’, and I said you're god damn right partner." ~ Don Frye

by sBruce24 on May 1, 2011 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Completely agree with Luke

"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me" - Philippians 4:13

by Noah'sArk on May 1, 2011 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

GSP has never KOd an opponent

Something I never thought about or realized – makes sense now that I think about it

by kibbled_bits on May 1, 2011 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

tko

but probably the closest he has came. Seriously what P4P greatest has never KOd someone?

by kibbled_bits on May 1, 2011 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

i get your point

and that was gsp’s fault, he should have trusted his wrestling and tried to submit him atleast

my whole argument against gsp being #1 p4p is that he doesnt finish fights, and anderson destroys his opponents! he doesnt just finish them

by elmojo on May 1, 2011 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

GSP was clearly point fighting

With his head-kick knockdown and all of those right-hand attempts.

Enough. You were spoiled by a great show against a guy whose only chance of winning was taken away. The outcome was predictable.

Enough already. The fight wasn’t great but Shields was out of ihs league.

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar." - Squidward Tentacles

by SSreporters on May 1, 2011 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

All the titles fights I have seen Shields in have sucked.

I am free because I choose to be so-Me

by Kefka on May 1, 2011 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

out of his league winning 2 rounds with striking ? you sir are blinded by GSP’s hype

by Killuminati on May 1, 2011 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

There is no way he won 2 rounds

Let alone 1.

He landed a few good jabs but that is absolutely it. He didn’t win rounds at all.

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar." - Squidward Tentacles

by SSreporters on May 1, 2011 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

that was Shields’ best striking of his career and it was against GSP fighting half-assed. he won maybe won round.

"A guy in Texas came up to me and told me ‘Frye you're not mixed martial arts, you're no holds barred’, and I said you're god damn right partner." ~ Don Frye

by sBruce24 on May 1, 2011 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

he deff won 4 and 5 in my book. Completely unbiased i don’t like either fighter.

by Killuminati on May 1, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow at 12:15 a website already has an article up w/ outcome of the GSP-Shields already.

"These are the times that try men's souls" - Thomas Paine

"Don't be limited by fixed ideas nor by some trifling common sense...break the standards!"

by The One Who Wears The Crown on May 1, 2011 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Hardly

Never once felt that Shields was seriously outclassed

by DarthKitty on May 1, 2011 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

If the next GSP fight isn’t held in Canada they better have a strong undercard or it’s going to be tough selling PPV’s by claiming he’s an exciting fighter. The guy takes no chances and is content to win on points, and yet the “experts” say there are no weaknesses in his game. If this is what he considers taking MMA to the next level, I’ll take the old level any day.

by Scabby Knuckle on May 1, 2011 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

great card

so many great finishes, this was a great event
Even the Hominick fight was great.

by elmojo on May 1, 2011 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

To everyone who's fucking complaining about GSP's performance right now...

You knew what to expect. It’s your own fucking fault for buying the PPV. Just shut up already!

by kreally on May 1, 2011 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

lol

"These are the times that try men's souls" - Thomas Paine

"Don't be limited by fixed ideas nor by some trifling common sense...break the standards!"

by The One Who Wears The Crown on May 1, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ight g’night.

"These are the times that try men's souls" - Thomas Paine

"Don't be limited by fixed ideas nor by some trifling common sense...break the standards!"

by The One Who Wears The Crown on May 1, 2011 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

What a great PPV

Oops…the great part of the card was the free prelims.

by Scabby Knuckle on May 1, 2011 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Aww, here come all the UFC haters

yeah, there were only 2 finishes out of the 5 PPV fights.

by Wrestling Uber Alles on May 1, 2011 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

stop it.

the crane kick was easily the illest finish in a long time. and hominick’s heart was classic.

"A guy in Texas came up to me and told me ‘Frye you're not mixed martial arts, you're no holds barred’, and I said you're god damn right partner." ~ Don Frye

by sBruce24 on May 1, 2011 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

What bothered me

If I cared about the career of GSP would be him whining in his corner. Seriously, did you see AS whine in his corner (I think I broke my rib in that round) or Aldo (I’m tired). GSP is mentally weak – don’t get me wrong, the guy is one of the best and a great athlete but if I was him I wouldn’t be thinking about fighting AS right now. Event the 1st two rounds you can see Shield’s inferior striking & size giving him issues. Don’t put him in the cage with AS, seriously

by kibbled_bits on May 1, 2011 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

GSP should have trusted in his wrestling and grappling

But i knew he was going to try to keep the fight standing, thats the only dimension Shields didnt have in his arsenal, when GSP fights Nick diaz he will be going for take downs again

GSP fights to win, but fails to finish

by elmojo on May 1, 2011 12:35 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

And Rosenthal Sucks

I can’t stand him as a ref – his repeated standups in the Aldo fight was too quick, he would have never done that to Couture or someone else. He seems to always find a way to make himself the center of attention

by kibbled_bits on May 1, 2011 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

It's funny that people are saying Nick Diaz would beat GSP

it’s like they think he’d actually use the same game plan as with Shields.

by av1o3 on May 1, 2011 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

I don't think anyone has said that

But if this GSP shows up, it would be a good or close fight. GSP is no doubt still the best WW by far, but it’s just a bit disappointing since Shields doesn’t have good standup and he wasn’t about to hurt him really or knock him out.

by kibbled_bits on May 1, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

if GSP is one eyed again, Diaz has a good shot. He’d do even better if GSP was like one legged or something.

by Trysdor on May 1, 2011 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn't feelin the commentary i read for the main event

Jake was seriously landing shots in the 4th yet I saw NO mention of Shields landing shots…just GSP. I guess GSP punched himself in the face to look worst than Shields. GSP did not win every round

This just showed what I have said for years which is that GSP would lose inside of 2 rounds to Anderson Silva. All Jake did was keep good distance and pepper a pitiful jab with an occasional right while GSP threw the worst overhand right possible. Any capable striker would have countered that loop with a straight right hand.

I can’t for the life of me understand why Jake did not try to go for the takedowns when he had deep single legs from catching GSP’s kicks. He literally did not try….dah well….in the war attrition standpoint (which doesn’t win a fight), Shields won the stand-up Lol

by Dane Robertson on May 1, 2011 1:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Aldo vs. Hominick: Who could score Round 5 in favor of Aldo?

Aldo won, and that’s the right decision. Great fight. But who could have [honestly] scored that last round in favor of Aldo? Certainly 10-9, and even reasonably 10-8, in favor of Hominick. Aldo was dominated and in very serious trouble. Judging like that is an embarrassment.

by dreamers_12345 on May 1, 2011 10:37 AM EDT reply actions  

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