Steven Seagal joins Lyoto Machida at the UFC 129 Weigh-ins

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Seagal obviously upset he didn't get a part in The Expendables

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by beerbrunch on Apr 29, 2011 4:39 PM EDT reply actions

The is the most photo-shop looking real photo

I think I’ve ever seen.

If I hadn’t actually watched the weigh-ins, I’d be convinced it was a joke.

by Lauren J Darkbloom on Apr 29, 2011 4:39 PM EDT reply actions 11 recs

hahaha i had to double take when i saw segal too

Fine! I'll go build my own lunar lander, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack.

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by gxc on Apr 29, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions

I thought the same at first

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by Jay Bittner on Apr 29, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions

lol

by edtSD on Apr 29, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions

WTF?

This is REAL? Hahaha

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by Sebastiaan Tauran on Apr 29, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions

LMAO

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Hang time, Hand glide, Stir fried, Chinky-eyed, Shanghai

by AndersonSativa on Apr 29, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions

yeah boyyyyyyy!!!! Eagle Kick….. comin right up

by yin hsiung on Apr 29, 2011 4:39 PM EDT reply actions

When you'll see it

You’ll shit bricks.

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by spectaa on Apr 29, 2011 4:39 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs

Such horseshit they fed us that seagal only taught that kick to lyoto and AS. JDS landed the same push kick to the face on Nelson, only didn’t KO him.

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by Austin Martin on Apr 29, 2011 4:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions

You’re in on Seagal being a top level martial arts instructor handing down secret techniques to the most elite MMA fighters, but your disbelief comes from the idea that Seagal is secretly training others?

by Balrog on Apr 29, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions

THATS EXACTLY WHAT HE'S GETTING AT

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Hang time, Hand glide, Stir fried, Chinky-eyed, Shanghai

by AndersonSativa on Apr 29, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions

so black house has a new mascot..segal

Fine! I'll go build my own lunar lander, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack.

PRIDE fan boy

by gxc on Apr 29, 2011 4:42 PM EDT reply actions

thats a wicked hairline.....

That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent.

by mistake4 on Apr 29, 2011 4:44 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs

That’s wierd. That dark double-chin suppressor lighting follows him everywhere he goes?

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by Firm1 on Apr 29, 2011 4:50 PM EDT reply actions

Randy's age is catching up to him

IMO. Finally starting to actually look like a mid-40 year old. One in incredible shape, but a 47 year old nonetheless

by The Burning Scheyer Jersey on Apr 29, 2011 4:50 PM EDT reply actions

dude id kill to look like that in my late 40's. however, cant argue with what you said.

by legion4 on Apr 29, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions

are you crazy?

I thought he looked better than he has for the last few fights- his physique at least. He’ll probably get his old-man pecs back when he rehydrates, but I thought he looked great at the weigh in…

by John Danaher's Hair on Apr 29, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions

that's not what I mean

his physique is still impeccable, and as mentioned above, I would love to have a body like that at 47. What I meant was his face is starting to take on more age than I’ve noticed in the past.

by The Burning Scheyer Jersey on Apr 29, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

dude's like a bad smell

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by Reedy on Apr 29, 2011 4:51 PM EDT reply actions

randy shoulda brought jet li along.

by legion4 on Apr 29, 2011 4:55 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Randy shoulda brought Gene LeBell along.

by Hedonismbot on Apr 29, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs

Neil Melansen = Gene LeBell Jr.

Xtreme Couture- The best never rest!

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by ElliotMatheny on Apr 30, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions

anderson needs to fight fedor

so we can see seagal and van damme in their corners

by kamachi on Apr 29, 2011 5:00 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs

tag team anyone?

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Hang time, Hand glide, Stir fried, Chinky-eyed, Shanghai

by AndersonSativa on Apr 29, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions

WATCH OUT FOR THE FRONT KICK, RANDY!!

by John Danaher's Hair on Apr 29, 2011 5:00 PM EDT reply actions

RANDY IS SCREWED!

by Steve4192 on Apr 29, 2011 5:02 PM EDT reply actions

Seagal-Fu ……………………. no can defense

by Steve4192 on Apr 29, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions

Don't blame me

I voted for Don “The Dragon” Wilson.

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by some schmuck in texas on Apr 29, 2011 5:03 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

New odds...Machida -9000 / Couture +17362818363

by A K I R A on Apr 29, 2011 5:07 PM EDT via mobile reply actions

lol

i expect machida to win this, but he’s not going to walk all over randy, more or less its going to the judges.

by legion4 on Apr 29, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions

Yeah I agree, I actually think it’ll be a little closer then some people think. I also see it going to the judges as well.

by A K I R A on Apr 29, 2011 6:24 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

time for a new "under 9000" meme?

everything dana white says is a complete lie

by slantedwindows on Apr 29, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions

THIS MUST STOP!

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by RolloTomasi on Apr 29, 2011 5:14 PM EDT reply actions

Seagal will perfect the kick even more for Lyoto

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by Orcus on Apr 29, 2011 5:21 PM EDT reply actions 11 recs

It's already pretty damn good

Xtreme Couture- The best never rest!

"I swear it upon Zeus an outstanding runner cannot be the equal of an average wrestler."
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by ElliotMatheny on Apr 30, 2011 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions

Wow

You called it.

by bustachong on Apr 30, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions

This needs to be green now.

by gzl5000 on May 1, 2011 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions

Front kick KO, you heard it hear first.

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by IHateMMA on Apr 29, 2011 5:22 PM EDT reply actions

Has Randy gotten shorter? His bone structure is dwarfed by Machida, by a huge margin…

by p123 on Apr 29, 2011 5:27 PM EDT reply actions

Machida was wearing sneakers. Eitherway, and i don’t know why, Machida looked much more bigger, while Couture looked almost dehydrated by the cut. But the reality is that there was only one pound difference between the two.

by Carlos Estrada-Ibars Martínez on Apr 29, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions

I think it was really cool the reception both fighters received.

The Canadians are a very educated fight fans overall. I dont know if it was just me, but, it was almost surreal as Randy was walking out. The Natural is always an exciting fighter to watch. This fight card is stacked and should go down as one of the better cards of the year.

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by whardiek on Apr 29, 2011 5:35 PM EDT reply actions