The Ultimate Fighter 13: Team Lesnar vs. Team dos Santos Live Discussion (Episode 5)
by Mike Fagan on Apr 27, 2011 8:43 PM EDT
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Join Bloody Elbow on Wednesday nights to discuss the latest episode of the Ultimate Fighter 13, featuring former UFC heavyweight champion Brock Lesnar and rising star Junior dos Santos.
Well, judging by the traffic in the comment section, no one really cares about this season of the Ultimate Fighter. Plus, I missed the Sport Show with Norm MacDonald last night, so I can't even recap the sure hilarity from yesterday.
My lease at my current place is up at the end of the month, and I moved a bunch of my stuff in to my new place. Moving has to be one of the worst things ever (in rich, white, industrialized nations). Especially trying to maneuver things like box springs through stairways. You shove and grunt and get frustrated with your partner for not moving his side of it the three inches you request and then you put it down and curse your life and contemplate suicide.
It's not even rewarding when you finish, either. You have all your stuff at your new place, and then you have to deal with unpacking it and reorganizing it.
At least UFC 129 is coming up this weekend, right?
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Also, that preview image for the show up there? What the hell is up with "PLUS, AN INJURY THREATENS A CAREER"? Good job, Spike TV, on exploiting a serious injury in the name of ratings!
Click here for a sneak peek of tonight's episode.
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Moving sucks however
Try unpacking with three pet ferrets, a trio of kittens and a couple of malamutes wrecking shit throughout the day. That was the worst kind of hell for example the ferrets kept biting the removal men.
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by MattParker117 on Apr 27, 2011 7:20 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Holy shit...
I totally forgot this is on tonight. I’ve fallen asleep the past two episodes.
"What do you know about my vision? My vision will turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. Now ask yourself: Are you really ready to see that vision?"
-Huey Freeman
i still care about the show but i always end up finding the episode online and watch on my phone while im working…
shhh dont tell my boss
my nights are usually dedicated to killing zombies but with PSN down, i may be tuning in tonight.
My nights are currently dedicated to fighting collectors and screwing my hot alien crimeboss girlfirend.
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by MattParker117 on Apr 27, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
My lease at my current place is up at the end of the month, and I moved a bunch of my stuff in to my new place. Moving has to be one of the worst things ever (in rich, white, industrialized nations). Especially trying to maneuver things like box springs through stairways. You shove and grunt and get frustrated with your partner for not moving his side of it the three inches you request and then you put it down and curse your life and contemplate suicide.
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Don't eat B.L.T. sammaches
by Urijah Bieber on Apr 27, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
Friends > TUF BTW
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"...just when you think you’ve produced your magnum opus, someone shows up and takes a giant shit in your mouth. In your mouth." - Anthony Pace
Don't eat B.L.T. sammaches
by Urijah Bieber on Apr 27, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve moved about twenty people over the last year (mostly for beer and food) but the worst thing ever was carrying my grandmother’s 1950s era bed frame up a flight of stairs and down a hallway with my idiot uncle with the hurt back. In 90+ degree heat.
The thing was an inch and a half of particle board and built to hold a queen bed. Easily over 230 pounds and unable to be broken apart into smaller pieces. I wish I’d been intelligent enough to say “Granny, you’re getting a new bed frame”, before touching it.
Tips for dealing with women while moving: give them jobs that keep them unpacking, carefully monitor their water and food intake (as they’ll try and keep up with you to feel like they’re helpfully contributing) and if they flip out at you for bizarro reasons, nod and say “Ok”. This isn’t a day to fight. It’s a day to get the job done.
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Agreed
Also keep pets locked in an empty room the last thing you need is an introduction to ferret legging while carrying a large amount of glassware.
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by MattParker117 on Apr 27, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I heart this
Tips for dealing with women while moving: give them jobs that keep them unpacking, carefully monitor their water and food intake (as they’ll try and keep up with you to feel like they’re helpfully contributing) and if they flip out at you for bizarro reasons, nod and say "Ok". This isn’t a day to fight. It’s a day to get the job done
It is one of the stereotypes that happens to be true, at least in my house… woman more detailed. Man more efficient. (i.e. get a dumpster, throw away crap)
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
Mohandas Gandhi
"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses - behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
Muhammad Ali
"If MMA is like dog fighting, those are some pretty fucking smart dogs."
"I don’t want to lick any butt."
GSP
Why this season sucks
1. no fighters that even APPEAR on the UFC level
2. the real Brock has just about the personality I thought he would, which is none
3. JDS, the only good part about the show, speaks terrible english
U C O N N Huskies
2011 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament Champs!
no fighters that even APPEAR on the UFC level
That is how most TUF seasons are. Outside of the old seasons which were full of already UFC level-woulda been UFC anyway types like Joe Daddy, Forrest, Diego etc and a few wrestler prospects over the years that would have made it likely anyway the bulk of TUF has always been below the UFC level. What else is new?
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by Urijah Bieber on Apr 27, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t remember it ever being this starved for talent
U C O N N Huskies
2011 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament Champs!
by Austin Martin on Apr 27, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
You could be right
The only season I ever watched regularly was the HW season with Big Country, Kimbo and B&B crime.
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by Urijah Bieber on Apr 27, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
dude
They turned down Andre Galavo.
He would insta-tap these tools. I don’t get it.
Its like they want shit fighters on the show.
"Many have the will to win. Few have to will to prepare to win."
" A black belt only covers 2 inches of your ass. The rest is up to you." - Royce Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Apr 28, 2011 2:03 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
That is true
every year there is a list of names who are seen at the try outs with proven talent or experience and every year they pass on most of them in favor of nobodies.
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"...just when you think you’ve produced your magnum opus, someone shows up and takes a giant shit in your mouth. In your mouth." - Anthony Pace
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by Urijah Bieber on Apr 28, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I blame Mike Rowe
Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.
its a "dirty job"
But someone has to do it.
"Many have the will to win. Few have to will to prepare to win."
" A black belt only covers 2 inches of your ass. The rest is up to you." - Royce Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Apr 28, 2011 2:04 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
this season is just bad
bad fighters, no drama (hate between the two coach’s (fake or real)), stale format.
man, whats with this SB Nation newsletters thing that wont click away?
anyone else getting this?
This is my first TUF for this season....
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
gocyborg.com
1 of the problems
Is Brock fanboys dont know anything about JDS, I had one guy telling me Brock was going to knockout JDS because JDS has no standup , I think Brocks fans that came to the sport from WWE (and alot of the common UFC fans) think Brocks is just going to smash JDS since they havent heard of him
Lennys a douche he lost and he cant deal with it. He was bitching Brock brought in Matt freaking Hughes to help them out
"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush
"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." - Robert McCloskey
Lenny is the wrong line of work if he can’t take criticism
"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush
"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." - Robert McCloskey
if you dont want drama in your head
stop looking for spies and start training harder
exactly he was building excuses before he even fought
"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush
"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." - Robert McCloskey
Well
his isn’t going to be good. I need to start drinking
Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.
I called bullshit on that.
He has way too much money to call it his “livelihood”.
"I guess I'm 13-Maynard, and Maynard..."- Frankie Edgar
Exactly what I thought. "You're paid, though"
If this was some mid-level talent I might believe him. Dude’s getting PPV percentage cuts for taking Ls.
well one of these guys will have a compound fracture soon
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by MattParker117 on Apr 27, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I've been missing out on this badass Tapout commercial?
Least no more little kids. I give myself one more segment beore I tapout and go back to inFamous
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
gocyborg.com
Thank god for Vorcha
There so fun to shoot
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by MattParker117 on Apr 27, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
What'd I miss so far?
If you want to know what I think go to HeadKickLegend.com
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Chicken shit
and bitching
Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.
the more Lenny talks... the more he needs to stop
Btw, Fagan i think it’s time you handle reigns over to someone else on this Ultimate Fighter thing. Some of us enjoy the show and your whole intro to it was just really negative.
Some of us enjoy the show
Who?
Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.
Were mostly watching cuz were hardcore fans hoping for an "oh shit" moment
by Papercut Elbow on Apr 27, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean its still mma. And thats better than no mma. if you dont like it go watch american idol. But the article is like “Ultimate fighter: This show is shit so dont even watch it”
I mean that's his opinion
And you could also go watch American idol. It’s not like mike fagan is a necessary component to watching this show.
by Papercut Elbow on Apr 27, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I just think it is counter productive. I mean are we that spoiled as mma fans that we are whining about free fights? The show isnt marketed as blockbust talent. Just a reality show to generate interest with casuals
Yes.
I mean are we that spoiled as mma fans that we are whining about free fights?
It’s important to have standards.
"Ellismania is, along with the black President, a symbol of the future." - Mayhem Miller
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dude its free. I take a free six pack of soda with a 20 dollar purchase att he grocery store when I already have plenty of soda. Its free!!
And would you do that
if the soda tasted like Lyoto’s piss?
Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.
Despite the horrible taste,...
…it has its purposes. Lyoto drank his piss daily and became a UFC champ. I’m not looking to be a UFC champ or anything, so I figure drinking my own piss once a week will make me, y’know, good enough at something.
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by alicks on Apr 27, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Of course it is.
But remember, this is an MMA site. It’s their obligation to cover these things, and it’d be dishonest of them if they didn’t point out how terrible this season has been.
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by alicks on Apr 27, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Who here would NOT be negative about TUF at this point? Kid Nate? Snowden?
You just want someone to lie and say this is awesome?
by Papercut Elbow on Apr 27, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
No i would like a unbiased article letting us know the show is tonight and letting us know what happened last time or something. Not the whining
Heard that
I don't always hope for draft picks, but when I do, I prefer Owen Marecic.
by tito (eight and oh) on Apr 27, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know maybe be proactive and write them an email?
I could care one way or the other since this season hasn’t been too good. I hear where you’re coming from. People are super or were super negative towards strikeforce yet watched the fights. It’s free MMA.
by Papercut Elbow on Apr 27, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
You're taking this too seriously.
He whines in the comments on anything Fagan says for attention.
"Unless you can’t think of something intelligent to say, don’t reply and make the world as dumb as you are appearing to be." - mabel4life
by lowellthehammer on Apr 27, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
ah
then he must love TWIQ
Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.
Moooooooooooooooom, Fagan's being snarky agaaaaaaaaaaaain!
:’(
"Unless you can’t think of something intelligent to say, don’t reply and make the world as dumb as you are appearing to be." - mabel4life
by lowellthehammer on Apr 27, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
The guy fighting for
Coutures honor this week was my fav
Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.
This season is that dull.
"Ellismania is, along with the black President, a symbol of the future." - Mayhem Miller
Tweeter!
There are worse things on television
But it is a far cry from captivating television
Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.
Muah
I don't always hope for draft picks, but when I do, I prefer Owen Marecic.
by tito (eight and oh) on Apr 27, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry
This show actually made me a huge fan of JDS…can’t wait to see him and Brock go at it.
I don't always hope for draft picks, but when I do, I prefer Owen Marecic.
by tito (eight and oh) on Apr 27, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I liked JDS before this
and I feel like we haven’t really gotten to see that much of him.
Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.
But from what we have seen
He seems like a big lovable bear…all the more awesome when he knocks the shit out of someone.
I don't always hope for draft picks, but when I do, I prefer Owen Marecic.
by tito (eight and oh) on Apr 27, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck it, I guess I'll watch
Gotta do something until Justified comes on.
by simpsycho on Apr 27, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
+100000 LOVE that show
"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush
"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." - Robert McCloskey
It's really come into it's own this season
It was good last season but this one is great television.
Yeah ive enjoyed them both. I was also a Big Deadwood fan which lead me to this.
"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush
"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." - Robert McCloskey
Started Sons of Anarchy on 4/20
Finished all 3 seasons last night. Jax is that dude.
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by LRaunThaDamaja on Apr 27, 2011 9:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Wow you must have been super baked.
Fitch is awesome, I don't care what you think...
Bones Jones, future greatest MMAist ever.
Shut uuuuup
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
gocyborg.com
Whats wrong with a guy who won studying guys he might have to fight at a later date? i fail to see a problem here. As Brock said this isn’t a TEAM sport
"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush
"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." - Robert McCloskey
HAHA
“i dont give a fuck”
wow, that made me laugh so hard for some reason
that was a little Diazish. Ill break the law ive done it before lol
"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush
"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." - Robert McCloskey
Fagan you are right moving sucks and I am soooo not watching TUF tonight
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A giant bonfire.
Is this the site for the career-threatening injury?
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Ok i kinda like this Tony guy now
you dont F with him
How does GSot
have a worse case of old man body than couture
Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.
by Chris Hall on Apr 27, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
GSot looks like fucking ET.
It’s the scariest thing I’ve ever seen. He is an abomination (with terrific jiu-jitsu).
"Unless you can’t think of something intelligent to say, don’t reply and make the world as dumb as you are appearing to be." - mabel4life
by lowellthehammer on Apr 27, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
it takes me at least
one round of each of his fights just to get used to looking at him
Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.
It takes him at least one round
to get his eyes used to daylight.
"Unless you can’t think of something intelligent to say, don’t reply and make the world as dumb as you are appearing to be." - mabel4life
by lowellthehammer on Apr 27, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
a between rd.s pep talk for g.sot involves
Informing him that his opponent has " the precious " and if he wants it back he will need to sub him.
"Many have the will to win. Few have to will to prepare to win."
" A black belt only covers 2 inches of your ass. The rest is up to you." - Royce Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Apr 28, 2011 3:40 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
And Lauzon
thought it was the shin and ankle wraps
Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.
Pat Berry Tornado Kick!?!?!?
He needs to pull that biddy out in a fight. And smack some poor fools head out of the arena.
Playstation
It only loses all my info
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no reason not to do it from home
Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.
WHOA!
An Englishman just shot for a takedown.
"Ellismania is, along with the black President, a symbol of the future." - Mayhem Miller
Tweeter!
Saku became Saku thanks to an englishman
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by MattParker117 on Apr 27, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
These guys are very not good.
Meet me on Monsta Island. Where the girls look good and the MC's be Wildin'.
Also, follow me on Twitter @DeoWade
I thought I was the only one who saw that
Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.
I don't even know his real name he'll forever be Fake Mayhem to me haha
by Papercut Elbow on Apr 27, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
and me as well my friend
I’ve never figured out how guys remember every fighter from every season
Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.
A few years from now this will be called the forgotten season lol
by Papercut Elbow on Apr 27, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
prolly
immediately after the coaches fight
Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.
A snippet of conversation between me and my father.
Dad: What do they weigh again?
me: 170.
Dad: GSP could beat both of them. At the same time.
me: (laugh)
Dad: No, seriously. He probably could.
"Ellismania is, along with the black President, a symbol of the future." - Mayhem Miller
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These are facts
Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.
Father knows best
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
gocyborg.com
I'd post some of the other things he's saying.
But I think that’d constitute fighter-bashing.
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I'm not convinced
that these guys qualify as fighters yet.
by Andy Davis on Apr 27, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Too far
"All the time he's boxing, he's thinking. All the time he was thinking, I was hitting him." - Jack Dempsey
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by Drunken cutman on Apr 28, 2011 7:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Throw stuff away
be ruthless. Most of what we own is junk if you think about it.
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RE: TUF. I literally keep forgetting this damn thing is even on! Brock clearly doesn’t give a poop about coaching. JDS is nice but obviously is thinking “Beltbeltbeltbeltbelt” (or however you say it in Portuguese).
I have to wonder if the series has lost steam. It’s better in some ways (less house BS) but the fighters aren’t very interesting.
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
Mohandas Gandhi
"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses - behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
Muhammad Ali
"If MMA is like dog fighting, those are some pretty fucking smart dogs."
"I don’t want to lick any butt."
GSP
Fucking awesome show
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by MattParker117 on Apr 27, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
These guys made it through tryouts, right?
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
The other guys must’ve really really sucked. I mean really sucked.
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Apr 27, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn...
These dudes suck. Really bad.
Meet me on Monsta Island. Where the girls look good and the MC's be Wildin'.
Also, follow me on Twitter @DeoWade
I just really really think the UFC is not looking for talent during tryouts or something. This is straight garbage.
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Apr 27, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
never seen anyone flinch so much in a fight, wtf is that guy even doing in the octagon
by ruckus on Apr 27, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Exactly. He should have been on Brock's team, it looked like Brock had trained his punch defence personally
Was funny to hear Brock shouting “He’s scared of punches!”
I think Mayhem won
Pretty messed up he had to go on TUF to get into the UFC
by Papercut Elbow on Apr 27, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
There just shouldn’t be a winner of this season
No contract. You’re all terrible.
Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.
by Chris Hall on Apr 27, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
JDS sounds like Arnold
POOT YOUR HEAD UP!
I was realy bored I youtubed Bully Beatdown
I feel better
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
gocyborg.com
oh god no!
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
gocyborg.com
Worst season ever!
Brock is turrible and not entertaining like I thought he’d be. The fights have sucked. The fighters look like noobs. :-(
I haz a sad.
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Apr 27, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Failed meme Brock.
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
gotta be better than coal
Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.
Yes this is now a Repo Games thread.
This family is hilarious, I’m pullin for them to win.
by OptimusPiss on Apr 27, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I watch this and am appalled that they passed up Galvao and Amoussou. Hurts to think about it.
"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"
by Ephemeral Artery on Apr 27, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
Poison Ivory
lol
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Okay, friends.
Time for me to go to the bar and hopefully forget that I just spent an hour watching this show.
"Ellismania is, along with the black President, a symbol of the future." - Mayhem Miller
Tweeter!
This dudes a champ
Hes just shirtless chillin at his moms house. Probably just got done rippin a bong when his dogs start barking. “Wtf is this shit”, he thinks as he gets up and walks to the door. At the door theres some stacked dude with cameras. “Don’t worry I got this mom. I GOT THIS!” And then precedes to answer these questions super baked. I’m gonna go ahead and guess he fails horribly
by OptimusPiss on Apr 27, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
this reinforces
My theory that he is cooked.
by OptimusPiss on Apr 27, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Why else would you be thinking about food
When asked a question about the lyrics to the 12 days of christmas.
by OptimusPiss on Apr 27, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah,
or just really really high.
"I guess I'm 13-Maynard, and Maynard..."- Frankie Edgar
by Dustin Luff on Apr 27, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Sometimes.
In this case, I’d say its entertainment value is pretty good.
"I guess I'm 13-Maynard, and Maynard..."- Frankie Edgar
by Dustin Luff on Apr 27, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
i had no clue but i guessed the same as him just cause I watched Back to the Future recently and one of the lines was like “Ronald Reagan? the actor?!”
Repo'ing seems like such a dangerous job.
Like people get PISSED when you try to take their cars. Not that I blame them, but it gets alittle out of hand sometimes. I wonder if anyone has ever died..
"I guess I'm 13-Maynard, and Maynard..."- Frankie Edgar
The first family seemed like it could've gotten ugly fast
by Papercut Elbow on Apr 27, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I couldn't tell if that was a real family,
or a TV family. That’s what makes the sense of danger so hard to judge. I can’t tell if these dudes are really about to get jumped or its just…fakeee.
"I guess I'm 13-Maynard, and Maynard..."- Frankie Edgar
by Dustin Luff on Apr 27, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
This guy tranes
He’s got a bootleg affliction shirt on he don’t play
by Papercut Elbow on Apr 27, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
This thread is 70% TUF and 30% Repo Games
Tell me now why people still watch TUF.
"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar." - Squidward Tentacles
Because Repo Games is on after it?
Honey badger don't care.
by KatGirl on Apr 27, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Because there is literally nothing better for me to do.
When does the new season of south park start? then TUF is fucked….
by OptimusPiss on Apr 27, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
It came on immediately after, but you all were too busy watching Repo Wars. :P
Fitch is awesome, I don't care what you think...
Bones Jones, future greatest MMAist ever.
This show is way better than coal and TUF combined haha
by Papercut Elbow on Apr 27, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
It should be:
“I’m here to Repo your car. But theres a catch. If you fight me in a mixed martial arts match and win, you can keep your car.”
by OptimusPiss on Apr 27, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Thuggy G
"I guess I'm 13-Maynard, and Maynard..."- Frankie Edgar
by Dustin Luff on Apr 27, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
BRO IM JUMP YO ASS
BRO IM ON TV ILL DO TRIVIA BRO
She is 17?
"I guess I'm 13-Maynard, and Maynard..."- Frankie Edgar
by Dustin Luff on Apr 27, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Meh,
prolly normal in the ghetto.
"I guess I'm 13-Maynard, and Maynard..."- Frankie Edgar
by Dustin Luff on Apr 27, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Pedobear got skillz.
"I guess I'm 13-Maynard, and Maynard..."- Frankie Edgar
by Dustin Luff on Apr 27, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahaha
In his defense, she looks like shes 40.
by OptimusPiss on Apr 27, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
They could swap ages and I'd believe it
by Papercut Elbow on Apr 27, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Regardless of age,
I find the stereotype hilarioussss! Haha
"I guess I'm 13-Maynard, and Maynard..."- Frankie Edgar
by Dustin Luff on Apr 27, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I love how repo games hijacked the page
by Papercut Elbow on Apr 27, 2011 10:40 PM EDT reply actions
Yes well done gentleman.
I bet people show up in the morning and mock us.
by OptimusPiss on Apr 27, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet Fagan does a live repo games discussion next week
by Papercut Elbow on Apr 27, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Mhm,
Repo Games will become the new Deadliest Warrior.
"I guess I'm 13-Maynard, and Maynard..."- Frankie Edgar
by Dustin Luff on Apr 27, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently this is a good skill to have.
When theres some dude trying to repossess your car.
by OptimusPiss on Apr 27, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Not a chance in repo hell.
"I guess I'm 13-Maynard, and Maynard..."- Frankie Edgar
by Dustin Luff on Apr 27, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Pffff
GSP is gonna repo Jake Sheilds’ face with his fists.
Hahaha, but in all seriousness it should either be a back and forth fight. Or a one sided beat down a-la classic GSP.
by OptimusPiss on Apr 27, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I just see a one-sided beatdown.
Jake Shields is not a good stand up fighter and that’s where the fight is gonna be dictated at. Unless he became a better wrestler than Koscheck over night.
"I guess I'm 13-Maynard, and Maynard..."- Frankie Edgar
by Dustin Luff on Apr 27, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Sigh*
I work at a starbucks. It pains me everytime I hear the word Venti.
by OptimusPiss on Apr 27, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahahaha
The classic " Well you’re wrong……. Just kidding! Now I’m gonna go ride bitch on your bike".
Change the channel.
Do it.
"I guess I'm 13-Maynard, and Maynard..."- Frankie Edgar
by Dustin Luff on Apr 27, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
haha yeah
theres the GSP Sheilds primetime on ESPN 2.
by OptimusPiss on Apr 27, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Aww damn this AGAIN!
Countdown is at midnight WTF!
by Papercut Elbow on Apr 27, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
Ok everyone repo games is over I'm outtie!
by Papercut Elbow on Apr 27, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions
See you guys, as well.
"I guess I'm 13-Maynard, and Maynard..."- Frankie Edgar
by Dustin Luff on Apr 27, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Dull and annoying
Is it because the fights are so poor that the producers spend more time in the house this episode? The “spy in the house” stuff was a baffling combination of boring and annoying. Boring because no one is witty or even vulgar in a fun way. Not one of the boyz has a capacity for speech beyond grunts of “dood”.
I don’t think spying would help these guys. They seem to panic in the ring. They don’t listen to their coaches and they like to take long lay-overs on the fence.
Worse coach – Brock or Rampage? Brock in some ways. QRP doesn’t have a lot of knowledge to transmit so he lays back and tries to do self-promotion. Brock probably have a lot to teach but is so apathetic he can’t even manage to motivate beyond the cliched high-school varsity coach insult.
JDS… I like him a lot… but he’s a little touchy-feelie… perhaps it’s a Brazilian thing.
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
Mohandas Gandhi
"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses - behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
Muhammad Ali
"If MMA is like dog fighting, those are some pretty fucking smart dogs."
"I don’t want to lick any butt."
GSP
GOVERNMENT SQUID HOAX !!
The super-rich elite secretly own and operate the world through the mechanisms of governments, media, corporations, institutions and religion. They may be planning a SQUID ALIEN HOAX. I’m talking gigantic, highly-intelligent, bioluminescent, UFO flying mother fucking squid. The elite will pull ancient artifacts out of the ground and have all kinds of bs evidence. Tell somebody in whatever form or fashion you choose – DO NOT BELIEVE THE GOVERNMENT OR THE SQUID OR THE TV OR THE SCIENTISTS – IT’S A TRAP – check my vids on youtube – GOVERNMENT SQUID HOAX
I saw 300+ comments and assumed this was a great episode
In fact it was terrible and 85% of the comments weren’t about TUF.
That kid Mick was horrid. So tentative, couldn’t defend strikes, got bullied in the clinch, couldn’t set up his telegraphed shots and ran from punches. He looked afraid before fight day, you could tell there was fear in his heart.
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