Does it count as fighter bashing if I hate on a fighters wife? I sincerely hope not because there are 10 things I hate about Rashad Evans:

1) His wife. Dear GOD the howling banshee sitting too close to beloved Joe Rogan just wailing RASHAAAAAAAD RASHAAAAAAAAAD RASHAAAAAAAAAD as Rashad did the "stanky leg" as you kids call it. Man I was hoping he'd retire after that one, I did not want to hear that again.

2) He ruined Chuck Liddell for everyone. Is that his fault? No. Do I hate him for it? Yes. Barely beat him to the punch... made me want to scream CHAAAAAAAAAARLES CHAAAAAAAAAARLES CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLES

3) Worst trash talk ever. Watch his season of TUF against Rampage and witness the least threatening fighter (verbally) to get a primetime television deal.

4) Jon Jones said he wouldn't fight me drama. I am not going to go on about this point, it just says to me "I know he's gonna school me, I don't want to fight him so I will whine"

5) Greg Jackson let Jon Jones train with us. Again "He got too good now he'll take my crown whaaa whaaa why doesn't anyone like me"

6) Wear shorts I don't like those tight little wrestler shorts unless you are Georges "Rushfit" St-Pierre

7) His head is shaped like Tito Oritz

8) RASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

9) RASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

10) RASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD