Petition To Have Luke Thomas Sing Arianny Celeste's 'Fight To Love Me'
by TylerTreese on Apr 21, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
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PrintEverybody knows that Arianny Celeste's musical masterpiece 'Fight To Love Me' is an example of fantastic songwriting. However, Miss Celeste's auto-tuned vocals, while good, cannot fully bring out the meaning in the song. Only two men have the deep baritone voice needed to fully sing this song - and since Teddy Pendergrass is no longer with us our last hope is SBNation's own Luke Thomas. So please join me in this attempt to get Luke Thomas to sing the song that will most likely be Mixed Martial Arts' anthem. Sorry, nu-metal but we have Ring Girl Pop music now and that is the way that it is going to be from now on.
Sign below and rec to get Luke to sing this masterpiece. This can only help to embarrass him and further his career. Probably only the former however.
-t
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Also if Luke is willing I can hook him up with some outfits
and we can recreate the video.
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Dude
Don’t use BE to live out your own fetishes.
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by Earl Montclair on Apr 21, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
are you saying you have no interest in seeing Luke in the fur jacket at :39?
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Yes
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by Earl Montclair on Apr 21, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Im pretty sure Luke would rather have Good Ol’ JR on MMA Nation for the full 2 hours than sing this awfulness.
"Every time I talk on the phone with someone who doesn’t know me, they call me "ma’am"." - Scott C. Broussard
Are you telling me that "You Gotta Fight, Fight, Fight To Love Me"
is not the greatest chorus of all time?
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I am not saying exactly that
but I would rather listen to “My Humps” on a constant loop for the rest of my life than listen to Ariianny’s song once a day.
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by Earl Montclair on Apr 21, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
What about that bananas song by Gwen Stefani?
by High Knee Destroyer on Apr 21, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
That is some catchy ass shit right there.
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by Earl Montclair on Apr 21, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I ain't no holla back giiiiiirrrrllllllll
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by II SMASH II on Apr 21, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
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Rebecca Black can sing background vocals
And the black guy who did the drive by in Black’s song can interpose some rap in the middle just to give it gravitas.
by High Knee Destroyer on Apr 21, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Hahaha the "drive by"!
Made me think of that guy pulling out an Uzi and gunning down the whole party of Rebecca Black (ironically named) and all her friends, none of which had the decency to invite the black guy to their preppy little party.
"Something very special..."
Yeah, Arianny, if you mean “special” like the kids who ride on the short bus.
oops pow surprise!!!
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by Earl Montclair on Apr 21, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Leave Luke alone!
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by ufc4 on Apr 21, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 21 recs
Jersey sucks.
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by pdl on Apr 21, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
10 coolest things about new jersey
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by TylerTreese on Apr 21, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!
NEW JERSEY RULES YOU BACKWOODS RETARDED CREEP!
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by Matthew Roth on Apr 21, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Never been to Jersey
But some days I can smell it from Ohio
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by Chris Hall on Apr 21, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
New Jersey
the home of ugly hookers, cheap hookers, and dead hookers.
by ufc4 on Apr 21, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Beet fields, as far as the eye can see.
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by ElliotMatheny on Apr 22, 2011 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions
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by Neil Manich on Apr 21, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Well if i'm getting compared to The Roth then that has to be a compliment
sigh someday I will be known as simply The Treese
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by TylerTreese on Apr 21, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Know that feeling when something is so terrible you’re embarrassed for the person? I get that feeling listening to the song
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by Hendo_One-Shot on Apr 21, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions
wow. this might be WORSE than Friday.
and rec’d. i totally want to hear luke sing this.
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eh fuck it i'm down for this
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When I get into the UFC...
This song is gonna be my walk-out track.
by Arca MMA on Apr 22, 2011 4:13 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Leave Luke alone!!
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So there's like 20 seconds of bad lyrics and then like 45 seconds of some kind of techno/jazz hybrid?
This is seriously bad.
yes, please
BTW, this song is at least as bad as “Friday”
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Here's what you should do
since he obviously wouldn’t sing this song without a substantial amount of pressure.
Set up something where Luke picks a charity or cause to donate money to. If BE can raise X amount of money in a certain timeframe, he makes a video of himself singing along to the song. We get some laughs while also doing some good for the world. Everyone wins(except for Luke’s pride)
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by Anthony Pace on Apr 22, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
This MUST happen.
In the clearing stands a boxer And a fighter by his trade And he carries the reminders Of ev'ry glove that layed him down Or cut him till he cried out In his anger and his shame "I am leaving, I am leaving" But the fighter still remains
On the song itself:
Whatever the fuck “Fight To Love Me” is, it’s an annoying trend I’ve noticed. I hate how all this European house, electro, dubstep etc is becoming the basis for American pop music, because I use to be the only person amongst my group of redneck friends who listened to the stuff. Now it’s in the new fucking Britney Spears song, as well as every other song on the radio. The reliance on Euro dance music isn’t even innovative; Madonna dropped a dope album full of the stuff back in ’05.
I'M AT THE PIZZA HUT. I'M AT THE TACO BELL. I'M AT THAT COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL.
Such a hipster.
“I knew about (insert trend) before it was ever really known. I don’t really like it anymore, now that it’s gone mainstream and sold out.”
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by ElliotMatheny on Apr 22, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
That's my point
I have like… one hipster thing. It’s electronic music. NOW I HAVE NOTHING
I'M AT THE PIZZA HUT. I'M AT THE TACO BELL. I'M AT THAT COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL.
by Anthony Pace on Apr 23, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Just join a food co-op.
Or exclusively drink PBR. Or wear a fanny pack. Or ride a fixed gear bike.
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by ElliotMatheny on Apr 25, 2011 3:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I liked music with actual instruments back when it was cool. I still like it even tho all music made now is required to be fake shit that you need to be on ecstasy to enjoy and the guys who still play guitars and drums are all emo skinny jeans bastards. I will continue to like it and it will eventually be trendy again, and everyone will bow down to how awesomely hip I am for liking something all through when it was cool, then not cool, then cool again. See you on the flipside……..
……..now I shall give myself a “cool story bro” and go jam out to various beefy riffs made between 1969 and 1999.
live pleasant
by eastcoastatlas on Apr 22, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I like
music with actual instruments (as in a full symphonic orchestra) with singers who don’t suck horribly.
Basically, opera is the shit.
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by ElliotMatheny on Apr 23, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
not something I would ever be admitting...
Even if I was listening to it in 1187 AD…
I hate how all this European house, electro, dubstep etc is becoming the basis for American pop music, because I use to be the only person amongst my group of redneck friends who listened to the stuff.
My favorite MMA GIF ever.
In the clearing stands a boxer And a fighter by his trade And he carries the reminders Of ev'ry glove that layed him down Or cut him till he cried out In his anger and his shame "I am leaving, I am leaving" But the fighter still remains
by Brian Mayes on Apr 22, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow
That is awesome. Really, really awesome
by zparkerdc360 on Apr 23, 2011 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
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