How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 3rd Week of April

A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
TWEET TWEET
"Please call/text my little bro @ChanJones99 and tell him I said I love em and goodnight 6077438283" -Jon Jones, posted his brother's number for his 83,000+ followers to see.
"lol you got my phone blowing up bro!!! make sure you say "girls only" next time!! ...Thanks to @jonnybones i gotta get a new phone number, 83,000 ppl calling me telling me goodnight! ...hahah i better be getting a new phone along with my number!!! #iphone4 here i come! @jonnybones" -Chandler Jones, Defensive end for Syracuse, and Jon Jones' brother.
"Looks like I will be getting shoulder surgery next week. Not the news I was looking for." -Jon Fitch
"@tgerbasi Congrats on what will certainly be the second best MMA Encyclopedia on the market. ;)" -Jonathan Snowden, author of MMA Encyclopedia, shortly after UFC Encyclopedia was announced.
"On my way to a benefit concert for Japan. Going to present a cheque onbehave of my team Golden Glory for 10.000 dollars for the redcross!!" -Alistair Overeem
"Just stocked to deep freeze with meat! 550 lbs of beef not bad! http://plixi.com/p/92682257" -Donald Cerrone, is the world ending and only Cerrone knew about it?
"Hello folks i just got the message that Jose Aldo asked me to coach and support him in his next fight this month, what an honour!" -Andy Souwer
"In between my workouts I have carnivore protien shots with gatorade prime. After the workout I use turmeric fishoil and joint stuff feel :))" -Diego Sanchez
There are a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, if you have a twitter account, don't forget to follow:
The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop... oh and maybe you all should follow that guy named Anton Tabuena
JON JONES VS. RASHAD EVANS
"@jonnybones will b mma's version of Milli Vinilli.. Wait until the curtain comes down cuz it will!!" -Rashad Evans
"he is fake! The fighting is off the hook but as a person he is fake! ...@jonnybones is a Swagger Jacker! " -Rashad Evans
"@jonnybones it's been on!! Get off your own fan bus cuz nobody is driving!! U ain't as raw as u believe & I'm gonna show ya!!" -Rashad Evans
"@jonnybones must b high! Cuz remember him looking at me begging me 2 let him up cuz he couldn't get back 2 his feet in training." -Rashad Evans
"@SugaRashadEvans #cmonson" -Jon Jones
LUDACRIS AND TEAM BLACKHOUSE
"Me and @Ludacris in the Fast and Furious Five premier afterparty" -Junior dos Santos
"Me & UFC fighter Antonio "Minotauro" Nogueria at the FAST FIVE Premier afterparty" -Ludacris
TWICTURES
"he's begging me not to slap him.." -Jason High, with Georges St. Pierre.
"A lot of blood, a lot of sweat...but NO tears! #UFC129" -Georges St. Pierre
"This is me at Disneyland. And one big turkey leg. I'll hang out most places that have the big turkey legs." -Amir Sadollah
"just got hair cut and I feel 5lbs lighter and 25 again back when billy ray cyrus was awesome." -Roy Nelson
"Me and @theDomin8r at the Mana concert. Doing work for @ufc" -Thiago Alves
"Me and @KCbandit @ufc. Hope all is well in FL!" -Charlie Brenneman
"Look who I found in Vegas!! @Irenesantos86" -Miesha Tate
"Seconds after the scale! Booyah tomorrow I show!!!! ...I have a huge head holy ball sack!!!" -Justin Buchholz, defeated Steve Sharp with a first round choke.
BRITTNEY PALMER'S "SHOWGIRLS" AND PLAYBOY SHOOTS
"check out playboys gamer next door video! this was one of the funnest video shoots to date! xoxo Jo Garcia is a blast!" -Brittney Palmer
MORE TWICTURES + ARIANNY CELESTE'S NEW SONG
"Driving home..jammin out. :)" -Arianny Celeste
"My new song coming soon "fight to love me" peek the remix @MadeByAxident @damonelliott <this is Not the music vid.fyi :)" -Arianny Celeste, Today is Wednesday. Tomorrow is Thursday. Friday comes afterwards.
"My Coachella hippie outfit..don't laugh. Lol... American vintage top..wonder who wore it before me and in the era? Ps its hot as ball out here!" -Arianny Celeste
"Still working hard...new Ultimate Insider every thursday on www.ufc.com ! :) been a very productive day." -Arianny Celeste
"Love my new @underarmour workout gear. Now time for a protein shake! :D keep it healthy and sexy!!" -Arianny Celeste
"In the studio with @powersimagery" -Chandella Powell
"I flicked a boogy over the balcony. ;) " -Natasha Wicks
"Shooting guns @gunstore thanks Chris! @buffaloYEG shooting a Grease gun like a cool guy!" -Natasha Wicks
TWIDEOS
"Miesha Tate rolls with Ryan Couture at Xtreme Couture" -Randy Couture, excellent footage from Heavy.com
"Rejoice, for your dream of seeing @StephanBonnar tear off his shirt Hogan-style is now a reality" -UFC
"Glad I'm retired when this girl enters the cage: http://youtu.be/ZIxPPEYeJAg" -Marloes Coenen, holy smokes.
"Rubber guard Defense with Josh Barnett" -Renzo Gracie
"Check out @Tyson_Griffin @StephanBonnar and more helping kids get in shape" -UFC, and Reed Harris also.
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Arianny’s rack? The best thing I’ve ever seen.
Arianny’s song? The worst thing I’ve ever heard.
Follow me on Twitter: @MMANation.
by Luke Thomas on Apr 20, 2011 10:05 AM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Nope
Still this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
http://unintelligentdefense.blogspot.com
by MattParker117 on Apr 20, 2011 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Kinda had a feeling her song would suck
So I didn’t bother with the sound and I loved it!
I really want to see if those jugs look good with nothing on them (not a fan of fake ones usually).
by RashadsLeftNipple on Apr 20, 2011 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions
that's an easy fix
Google “arianny celeste playboy” and you shall have your answer.
by ihateemo on Apr 20, 2011 2:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
NOW I NEED TO GET OUT OF THE OFFICE!
I didn’t think she was gonna show too much and never bothered looking.
by RashadsLeftNipple on Apr 20, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Arianny is the best you've ever seen?
That’s…odd.
"Unless you can’t think of something intelligent to say, don’t reply and make the world as dumb as you are appearing to be." - mabel4life
by lowellthehammer on Apr 20, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Oh, come on.
Don’t pretend that your banging supermodels bro. Arianny looks damn good neckid.
Xtreme Couture- The best never rest!
"I swear it upon Zeus an outstanding runner cannot be the equal of an average wrestler."
-Socrates
by ElliotMatheny on Apr 21, 2011 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions
WHO'S PRETENDING BRO
No but seriously. I don’t have to be banging supermodels to have seen hotter girls than Arianny. Be real.
"Unless you can’t think of something intelligent to say, don’t reply and make the world as dumb as you are appearing to be." - mabel4life
by lowellthehammer on Apr 21, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
kidding me?
Arianny’s cute, but her mouth/personality leave me wanting to use and abuse her.
Now, Brit/Rachelle/Nat… c’mon fellas… those are the kinda girls you take chances on in matters of the hard heart.
Of course i've seen hotter girls than Arianny,
but there is no denying that she is smokin hot naked.
Xtreme Couture- The best never rest!
"I swear it upon Zeus an outstanding runner cannot be the equal of an average wrestler."
-Socrates
by ElliotMatheny on Apr 21, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Evans tweets are getting a bit tired.
Jones response . . . nice and simple.
I tend to be biased towards strikers . . . exciting strikers.
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VEe is ANIMated!
Ya, pretty much just put Evans in his place with that one. Should be a very brutal fight for Evans. I see no way he wins this fight.
Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.
by RJshock 305 on Apr 20, 2011 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Honestly, I think there are a number of ways that Evans can win. I know Jones is the next best thing since sliced bread but he has holes in his striking game. It’s not incredibly difficult to overcome a serious reach advantage. I do believe the fight will be far more competitive than Jones’ past fights.
I tend to be biased towards strikers . . . exciting strikers.
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VEe is ANIMated!
by VeeisAnimated on Apr 20, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
How can Evans over come Jones reach,size, and dominating wrestling?
Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.
by RJshock 305 on Apr 20, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Huhhh? Try looking beyond the hype.
- How can Roy Nelson over come Stephan Struve’s reach and height? or how did he do it against Brendan Schaub?
- Mike Tyson usually fought with serious disadvantages against taller, longer opponents. So did Evander Holyfield.
- How could Cain Velasquez overcome Brock Lesnar’s dominating top notch wrestling?
- How did Jon Jones overcome Ryan Bader’s high credentialed wrestling?
- How did GSP overcome Koscheck’s high touted wrestling in their first match?
I tend to be biased towards strikers . . . exciting strikers.
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VEe is ANIMated!
by VeeisAnimated on Apr 20, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, Struve’s the poster boy for tall guys who have no clue on how to use his reach.
The problem for Evans is that Jones seems to now have learned how to use his reach properly as he did a great job against Shogun with it, and nothing makes me believe that Evans is better than Jones in any aspect, especially wrestling.
Ok, how about this.
Evans, like Florian are evolving fighters. (Ok, Florian’s wrestling will never reach Maynard’s or even Edgar’s level . . . but I’m just saying.)
Do you remember when Evans pulled off the head-kick KO? No one saw it coming.
Do you remember the outcome of UFC 88? No one saw it coming.
Yes, I’m talking about the same fighter that looked horrible against Michael Bisping at 185lbs. but you never know. Styles makes fights. I think there are some variables that makes this fight a very interesting match up. Just my opinion, I don’t think a Jones victory is a foregone conclusion.
I tend to be biased towards strikers . . . exciting strikers.
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VEe is ANIMated!
by VeeisAnimated on Apr 20, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but just like how Evans is an evolving fighter, so is Jon Jones. Not just that, but Jones is much younger than Evans and has not been fighting as long but is already champion, so Jones has just as much potential to evolve, if not moreso than Evans.
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It's so funny
When Rashad makes such a pissy statement, and Jones makes him look bad…
Let the fighters fight, let the referees ref, but dear God, don't let the judges judge.
Here's how retarded at Twitter I am...
…I was wondering who C.Monson is.
by INGO B on Apr 20, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
It’s Jeff’s brother Charles.
www.mmalinker.com
by exsanguinator on Apr 21, 2011 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions
The serial killer?
Xtreme Couture- The best never rest!
"I swear it upon Zeus an outstanding runner cannot be the equal of an average wrestler."
-Socrates
by ElliotMatheny on Apr 21, 2011 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Haha
Jones got his bro good.
If you wanna throw down in fisticuffs, fine! I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waitin' for ya...right here!
by ODBasyoucansee on Apr 20, 2011 10:13 AM EDT reply actions
Luda looks higher than a giraffe’s ass in those pictures….not that I am surprised.
"Every time I talk on the phone with someone who doesn’t know me, they call me "ma’am"." - Scott C. Broussard
by Earl Montclair on Apr 20, 2011 10:15 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
He looks lifed…like my toilet seat when I’m pissin
-Heltah Skeltah from Magnum Force
"Cancel my subscription to the resurrection, send my credentials to the house of detention" - Jim Morrison
by LRaunThaDamaja on Apr 20, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions
G'Damnite *LIFTED
someone brought 4/20 in too early
"Cancel my subscription to the resurrection, send my credentials to the house of detention" - Jim Morrison
by LRaunThaDamaja on Apr 20, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Joe Rogan is disappointed in your lacking memory.
"Unless you can’t think of something intelligent to say, don’t reply and make the world as dumb as you are appearing to be." - mabel4life
by lowellthehammer on Apr 20, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
I hope that one day Arianny is visiting a science lab and gets bitten by a spider that mutates her from bland to mildly interesting.
by Pyrgz Krum on Apr 20, 2011 10:16 AM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Agree. I feel like she is the hot chick, with no personality.
Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.
by RJshock 305 on Apr 20, 2011 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I hope the spider bite makes he allergic to taking the same photo of herself over and over and over and over again
"Every time I talk on the phone with someone who doesn’t know me, they call me "ma’am"." - Scott C. Broussard
by Earl Montclair on Apr 20, 2011 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
She’s dating Tiki Ghosn. No mutant spider can save her.
Well, anybody who knows me knows I'm no fan of dictionaries or reference books. They're elitist. Constantly telling us what is or isn't true. Or what did or didn't happen.
by MarcoDos on Apr 20, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Her song is called "Fight To Love Me"
Does Tiki still fight? I call shenanigans
If you wanna throw down in fisticuffs, fine! I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waitin' for ya...right here!
by ODBasyoucansee on Apr 20, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
He absolutely fights
(the urge to gargle Quinton’s ballsack in public)
Xtreme Couture- The best never rest!
"I swear it upon Zeus an outstanding runner cannot be the equal of an average wrestler."
-Socrates
by ElliotMatheny on Apr 21, 2011 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions
that’s all I can think nowdays when I see her, and yeah, she seems incredibly boring but wtf, I would mind a couple of moths of hitting that. AND TIKI IS DOING IT? Man even I look better than him.
by the guy with the big nose on Apr 20, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
She hits harder, and with better technique, than a certain WW contender…
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
by The American Ronin on Apr 20, 2011 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Fitch? Kos? Shields?
It’s true for all of them (well, the technique part at least for Kos).
"Unless you can’t think of something intelligent to say, don’t reply and make the world as dumb as you are appearing to be." - mabel4life
by lowellthehammer on Apr 20, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I was impressed with her striking technique on the pads as well. She’s going to be crazy in her combat sports career especially when she gets older.
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Apparently she's autistic, too
Here’s her website. Everything about this story makes no sense to me.
That is a parenting WIN
All girls should train MMA for at least a couple of years, even if they don’t want to compete.
by High Knee Destroyer on Apr 20, 2011 10:31 AM EDT reply actions
What if Jones’ brothers really can kick his ass… What if he is the least athletic sibling?
by High Knee Destroyer on Apr 20, 2011 10:32 AM EDT reply actions
It’s entirely possible. Jon Jones’ brothers are massive, they make him look tiny. Arthur is 6’3 about 300 pounds, solid build. Chandler is like 6’6 270, similar build to Jon but a bit larger all around. They’re both pro-athletes already; if these guys started training MMA seriously they could wreck shit in the HW division.
by MS_Dos_Santos on Apr 20, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Chandler’s not a pro yet. Maybe he’ll go undrafted and his brother can convert him to MMA.
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Apr 20, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Size and all that is cool but I’m sorry fighting is something totally different. Some guys can start training and naturally pick it up but that doesn’t happen all the time.
I tend to be biased towards strikers . . . exciting strikers.
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VEe is ANIMated!
by VeeisAnimated on Apr 20, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah being an athlete is great
…but if you don’t have a fighter’s mentality, doesn’t matter how fast or strong your are, you will quit when Carwin/Cain/Junior/Roy start tagging you in the mouth.
by black dragon on Apr 20, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I go to SU and I have seen him around a bunch of times.
He is huge. Incredibly tall incredible reach and a super nice guy.
"Clay "The Missing Link" Guida!!!"
by Adamantium007 on Apr 20, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
yay FIGHT TO LOVE those tits.
From youtube. It made me laugh.
The song itself is horrendous.
'No matter what your ideology may be, once you believe you are in the possession of some infallible truth, you become a combatant in a religious war."
by Yxas on Apr 20, 2011 10:36 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Arianny can not sing, good God. Her notes are so shaky and it just sounds awful. Why the fuck is she pursuing a music career? And the horn sound is borderline muaythai fight music. The overall feel is that of an intro to an arcade fighting game showcasing their hot chicks.
On another note, Monique Sciberras is a friggin monster. Omghad.
by ultima0chaotic on Apr 20, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I haven't heard the song and I'm scarred ever since hearing Kim Kardashian's "smash"
If there was anyone I wanna slap in real life other than the dude that wouldn’t put his turn signal on when he cut me off this morning, it’s The Dream for letting that shit happen. That being said, where does Arianny’s single fall between Rebecca Black, Paris Hilton, and Kim Kardasian? I mean Brittney Murphy at least had a voice when she did a song with Oakenfold and Taraji P. Henson just kinda worked
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
gocyborg.com
Barnett’s video is actually super interesting.
(white belt here, BJJ wizards might not agree).
Well, anybody who knows me knows I'm no fan of dictionaries or reference books. They're elitist. Constantly telling us what is or isn't true. Or what did or didn't happen.
That mullet is ruthless!!! I hope he keeps it long for the Mir fight gagaga!!
Oh and is Chandella a dude?? Yuck-
by LosLurkos on Apr 20, 2011 11:10 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
C'mon Chandella ain't THAT bad.
She’s just no Natasha or Britany. We are spoiled here at BE
"Cancel my subscription to the resurrection, send my credentials to the house of detention" - Jim Morrison
by LRaunThaDamaja on Apr 20, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
This is true
She’s cute in everything EXCEPT a ring girl uniform. And when I mean I mean uniform, I mean blue bra and panties and a number. This is why Clay Guida never made it as a ring girl
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
gocyborg.com
Disagree
She’s just as bad looking in Playboy costume or whatever. She’s not a looker and they need to fire her ASAP.
by Horselover Fat on Apr 20, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
so
you want the UFC to fire Chandella just cuz you have problems blasting of knuckle children to her?
Loser? How many beers can YOU drink?
by Snipes on Apr 20, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Basically, yes. I’m a little annoyed every time I see her. Just a really bad choice for a ring girl, whose only function is to be pretty. It’s not even like she is just somewhat decent, every girl can’t be a 10/10, but this one, she’s weird and bad looking and it annoys me.
by Horselover Fat on Apr 20, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
@Horselover Far
C’mon, man. Like you wouldn’t do her. That’s all they care about, in the end.
Besides, I wouldn’t want to see the girl lose her job. She walks around in that silly, skimpy outfit and carries that number with aplomb. Girl earns her keep and she’s gotta eat.
by Unabomberman on Apr 20, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Of course I would. I don’t see how that is relevant to her looks though.
I know it’s petty and childish but like I said it annoys me and I want her to leave. Bring back Natasha please..
by Horselover Fat on Apr 21, 2011 5:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd
For “knuckle children.”
I write about basketball players with Ridiculous Upside. I know you'll love it.
by Scott Schroeder on Apr 20, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Did Cerrone stock up on beef?
Or meatball subs?
by TheBiggertheyare... on Apr 20, 2011 11:16 AM EDT reply actions
he’ll be feasting on canned tomatoes, is my guess.
by POW on Apr 20, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Forget all the ring girl/former ring girl pics (not really). Meisha Tate or GTFO.
by donkeypunch on Apr 20, 2011 11:34 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This is true
I’d show examples but DAT ASS will get me in trouble at work atm
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
gocyborg.com
Hells yes!!!
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
Death before dishonor, drinks before lunch.
by The American Ronin on Apr 20, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Fun tweet collection this week, pictures and videos, good job Anton. Arianny’s song is god awful terrible.. just like expected. Funny how the collage during the song is just slow motion panning to her tits in various photos, so at least they know that’s her appeal. Palmer Showgirls pictures weren’t very good, but I love the Natasha lingerie one. That kid hitting the pads was wicked, good and clean thai technique there, impressive.
by Horselover Fat on Apr 20, 2011 12:10 PM EDT reply actions
Arianny
Might be super hot but my god that song is grim. I can’t remember hearing much worse.
"Honestly, I've got nothing against Josh Koscheck personally........but the guy's just a dickhead"-Paul Daley
by NE188 on Apr 20, 2011 12:17 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
love the booger comment
attached to the sexy pose, wth
The lives of all of us have been moulded largely by induction through suggestion.
Move over, Rebecca Black
Arianny has come for your title.
by High Knee Destroyer on Apr 20, 2011 3:06 PM EDT reply actions
At least Black was funny, Arianny is just... ... ...painful.
by Unabomberman on Apr 20, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
There was nothing
in Arianny’s song that comes even close to the linguistic brilliance of “Sunday comes afterwards”. That is Faulkner level stuff.
Xtreme Couture- The best never rest!
"I swear it upon Zeus an outstanding runner cannot be the equal of an average wrestler."
-Socrates
by ElliotMatheny on Apr 21, 2011 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions
That Brittany Palmer video ...
… was like 5 or 6 of my nerd fantasies distilled and compressed into a two and a half minute clip.
I mean, there was a Power Pad in that video. A POWER PAD!!!
swoon
Brittney Palmer
Seriously may be the hottest celebrity I’ve ever seen.
by BBQ Show on Apr 21, 2011 12:17 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

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