How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 2nd Week of April
by Anton Tabuena on Apr 13, 2011 10:00 AM EDT
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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
TUF WIKIPEDIA CONCUSSIONS.
"Sat on my rooftop w my pups watchd the sunrise w hot tea, otis redding & my journal. Absolutely beautiful...Then I stood and hit my head... My head hurts. #losing #fail... Behold the phenomenon of seeing stars while the sun is still out...impossibl rt? #WRONG..Just hit your head really hard. Stars alll day long... Getn dischargd frm the hospital. The nurse just brought me graham crackers + grape juice. I can't wait 2 go home n sleep #concussionsSUCK" -Rachelle Leah
"@Wikipedia have been single for over a year &1/2. Haven't trained with Justin Fortune since 2006. My boxing coach is Gil Martinez.... @wikipedia I split my training time between PKG in LA and Xtreme Couture in Vegas..." -Mac Danzig, hates that wikipedia is wrong.
"If you support me and my idea for me and nickdiaz as tuf coaches please let @lorenzofertitta @danawhite @ufc know this would be true war... Zuffa can do what ever makes $$$ I like this fight it motivates us both very much he hates me and I like beating the bad guy." -Diego Sanchez
There are a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, if you have a twitter account, don't forget to follow:
The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, Duane Finley, Chris Barton, Damon O, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop... oh and maybe you all should follow that guy named Anton Tabuena
STRIKEFORCE: DIAZ VS. DALEY AFTERMATH
"There's a rumor going around that I can't be submitted. Just wanted to let you all know, it's true." -Lyle Beerbohm, how did that work out for you?
"Did some retard just say Cung Le vs Anderson Silva? Excuse me for a moment... *The Voice falls on the floor and laughs his ass off!!* ...On that note I'm going to go to bed... Anderson vs Cung... puhlease... hehehe... oh my god funniest crap I heard all night... penis" -Michael Schiavello
"Rafa,dana white e eu no Strike force" -Fabricio Werdum, ahh. how the times have changed.
"It's fun to just show up and watch fights, I could get used to this!!" -Dana White
"Strikeforce highlights video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V0nOhRTZ1s - see the night of fights again tomorrow at 10 on Sho Extreme" -UFC
TWICTURES
"Just a typical day at sea world with @PhilMrWonderful @Verafied @travisbrowneMMA and @mexicutioner760. What should we spar with first? ...New tattoo for @philmrwonderful" -UFC
"One day this will be mine to keep!!" -Ross Pearson
"Backstage at the monique show" -Jon Jones
"WHATCHOUTNAH!!! " -Pat Barry, training for Cheick Kongo.
"HAVENT SEEN THIS ONE IN A WHILE!!! " -Pat Barry
"Phil Davis and Jake Shields late night roll @AllianceMMA" -Eric Del Fierro
BANG! BANG! LIVER SHOT!
"Thought to share this precious moment with my fans, rogaine works!" -Bas Rutten
"Bas Horwich, haha" -Bas Rutten
"Guests" -Bas Rutten,is Big Nog really not looking too big these days?
MIXED MARTIAL ARTWORK!
"This is the art again!" -Bas Rutten
"Slash painting!:)" -Brittney Palmer
OCTAGON GIRLS
"check out this video of me shooting for ufc mag" -Brittney Palmer
"Me and my girl Rikki at Tantra..great food and music! " -Arianny Celeste
Think I missed a tweet that deserves to be featured? Let us know in the comments!
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The Voice is pure awesomeness.
“Did some retard just say Cung Le vs Anderson Silva? Excuse me for a moment… The Voice falls on the floor and laughs his ass off!! …On that note I’m going to go to bed… Anderson vs Cung… puhlease… hehehe… oh my god funniest crap I heard all night… penis” -Michael Schiavello
I literally just laughed out loud in the middle of class for ten minutes and subsequently have been written up for disrupting the class.
I must say that i was well worth it.
by Tech Fall 171 on Apr 13, 2011 10:07 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
I guess the SF broadcast team will never live this down.
I tend to be biased towards strikers . . . exciting strikers.
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VEe is ANIMated!
by VeeisAnimated on Apr 13, 2011 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Is this referencing something I should know?
The only thing that sucks worse than the O.K Sooners is my knowledge of MMA. I’m only a member of this site because A.K lets me be one. And for that, I am thankful.
Has a sig bet with Californication for Wiman/Siver at UFC 132
Further more, I have a sig bet with Chronogata on Lesnar over JDS
by doonerthesooner on Apr 13, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
When the SF team was discussing potential UFC-SF crossover fights...
Gus Johnson said he wants to see Anderson vs. Cung Le.
by John Danaher's Hair on Apr 13, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd like to see that fight
in K-1
www.mmalinker.com
by exsanguinator on Apr 13, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
By the way, Barry's style is getting old.
by Tech Fall 171 on Apr 13, 2011 10:09 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I love seeing a pre planned celebration when a team is down double digits.
Look at the scoreboard, dipshit. Hand the ball to the ref and walk off the field.
"Every time I talk on the phone with someone who doesn’t know me, they call me "ma’am"." - Scott C. Broussard
by Earl Montclair on Apr 13, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Stupid mobile
They came back and won though. That was in the middle of a flurry.
by silent.bisonte33 on Apr 13, 2011 10:32 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 4 recs
no
no its not, underwear pictures for all and forever
Jonny Bench called.
by Sterling Archer on Apr 13, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Phil’s tattoo is great.
"Every time I talk on the phone with someone who doesn’t know me, they call me "ma’am"." - Scott C. Broussard
by Earl Montclair on Apr 13, 2011 10:18 AM EDT reply actions
In your shoes
I would’ve done the exact same thing
Follow me: @IISMASHII
by II SMASH II on Apr 13, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Slow week?
Less women (cause everyone luhs women here)
Less shenanigans
Less epic quotes
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
gocyborg.com
I’m curious what else “Dream” Sanchez has to say cause that guy is BAT ESS CRAZY.
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
gocyborg.com
He’s on a big Jesus kick lately.
Follow my Twitter or be a dick! @BVandDietPepsi
by BVandDietPepsi on Apr 13, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
This works
for everything in life
Why I never joined a frat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-KNVrZaN8M
"Don’t quote old fucks to me" – Brent Brookhouse
"A samurai would bite your cock off if you tried that shit on the battlefield." - Kid Nate
by Chris Barton on Apr 13, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
:'c
No Brittney flesh
So let me get this straight: the WWE has gone from the powerful "Austin 3:16" to the dominant and iconic "Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?" all the way to... (cue baby voice) "You can't see me." Oh, believe me, we all can see you. A blind-folded, sleeping, stuck in the basement, Stevie Wonder can see your monkey ass. - The Rock
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so xxxxxxx stupid." – Phil Baroni
by keyboardwarrior on Apr 13, 2011 10:44 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
I don’t care for Diego, never have.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Apr 13, 2011 10:59 AM EDT reply actions
And has Monique ever had a white person on her show? She has had the main cast of “The Game” on there quite a few times already, but the white chick was never there. I guess Jon is starting to get some pretty good shine now that he has the belt.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Apr 13, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Let's be real here,
how many White people have you really ever seen on BET other than Justin Beaver and Eminem?
by Tech Fall 171 on Apr 13, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
I've seen plenty.....
At board meetings.
"Cancel my subscription to the resurrection, send my credentials to the house of detention" - Jim Morrison
by LRaunThaDamaja on Apr 13, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Ahhhhhh funny haha
But you may be right about that one though
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
gocyborg.com
ha yeah I mean I know that it’s BET, but her show specifically could use some white fol on there for variety. It’s a damn talk show, it’s not THAT many relevant black people out there in the world to just only have them on.
And by the way I’ve seen Katy Perry recently on BET, and I’ve also witnessed Tom Cruise, Jack Black, Vince Vaughn and…um, Robin Thicke maybe???
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Apr 13, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
*folk
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Apr 13, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
It's BET and Monique
She’s very pro-black, pro-christian, pro-woman which is fine but the entire channel is saturated with it that not even blacks like Your Boy ever go on there.
Remember ComicView? Yea, I thought it was funny til I realized that you can make jokes about white people only so @#$!in much
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
gocyborg.com
BET was designed by Satan himself
in order to sell hair straightening products and make black people look dumb.
"Run and tweet THAT, homeboy."
by TheFilt on Apr 13, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
^^This^^
I’m more of a TV One guy myself. You can never air enough Martin re runs
"Cancel my subscription to the resurrection, send my credentials to the house of detention" - Jim Morrison
by LRaunThaDamaja on Apr 13, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
wait... really?
I'M AT THE PIZZA HUT. I'M AT THE TACO BELL. I'M AT THAT COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL.
by Anthony Pace on Apr 13, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Minotauro sick?
I’ve never seen him look so skinny, not even when he weighed in at 217 (I think) for the third Fedor fight.
by StephenDedalus on Apr 13, 2011 11:50 AM EDT reply actions
What’s the highest he’s ever fought at, anyway? I’ve never considered him that big, “Big Nog” only makes sense in the context that he has a twin brother slightly smaller than him.
I think he was around 235 for the Mir fight.
www.mmalinker.com
by exsanguinator on Apr 13, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Bas with hair?
Too much awesomeness. I knew it had to be fake due to the fact that my head hadn’t exploded.
"What do you know about my vision? My vision will turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. Now ask yourself: Are you really ready to see that vision?"
-Huey Freeman
Looked like a sober, young Eddie Van Halen…on gear…
"Sometimes I wonder if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." -Mark Twain
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
by The American Ronin on Apr 13, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Jesus, Diego
You’re not good enough to be considered a coach for TUF. You lost to Hathaway, for Christs sake. Oh, and you totally lost to Kampmann.
yeah.....
A Saulo Ribero brown belt, with good wrestling, serviceable stand up and two helpings of heart couldn’t teach a few know nothing hacks anything. Maybe lesnar can do two seasons……
"True strength is not always shown through victory. Stand up, try again and display strength of heart." - Rickson Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Apr 13, 2011 4:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks for getting rid of the usual duckface-bedroomhair pictures.
Go big red!
by pornflake on Apr 13, 2011 1:52 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Does Brittany Palmer sell her art??
If so, does anyone have a link?
by trips71 on Apr 13, 2011 2:15 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Seriously.
I’d buy that Slash painting. That’s badass.
"What do you know about my vision? My vision will turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. Now ask yourself: Are you really ready to see that vision?"
-Huey Freeman
What is going on in this gif?
Usually you take your glasses off when you step to someone. He seems confused.
By the way, did anyone else see this guy on the Trump roast?
Yeah I did. It was horrilby awesome!
If you can't wow them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit.
"Hey Situation, if you spent half as much time reading books,
as you do chaseing skanks, you probably wouldn’t have AIDS."
OMFG! I was dieing.
Learn JiuJitsu, it's fun.
Situation-
“Jeff Ross and I have alot in common, it’s both our first time doing comedy”
Ross- “It’s also your last.”
Such an epic moment.
http://www.headkicklegend.com/
"I swear it upon Zeus an outstanding runner cannot be the equal of an average wrestler."
-Socrates
by ElliotMatheny on Apr 14, 2011 6:52 AM EDT up reply actions
CABS AH HEUHH
I'M AT THE PIZZA HUT. I'M AT THE TACO BELL. I'M AT THAT COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL.
by Anthony Pace on Apr 13, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
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