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The Real Star of Strikeforce: Diaz vs. Daley

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Mike "Yosemite Sam" Beltran is the greatest man to ever live. His presence in the cage is mesmerizing. Upon rewatch of Gegard Mousasi vs. Keith Jardine I couldn't give a damn about the fight nor the fact that Mousasi clearly won the fight. Mike Beltran's mustache was like a gift from the facial hair gods. I was so in awe of the awesomeness of Beltran that I immediately went to Amazon.com just to buy a DVD of an entire ZZ Top concert. 

There are few men of his kind. Beltran could literally have people hang onto his face for bungee-jumping. You could take Don Frye, Tom Selleck, that one guy from MythBusters, and John Oates, combine their mustaches into one igant mustache, and Beltran here would dwarf it with incredible ease.

Gilbert Melendez, Shinya Aoki, and Nick Diaz were all fine and dandy last night. But on Saturday, April 9th in San Diego, CA, we were all witnesses to greatness.

God bless you, Mike Beltran.

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