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UFC 128: Shogun vs. Jones Live Results and Commentary

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As with every major show, Bloody Elbow will be here to bring you live results and commentary for UFC 128: Rua vs. Jones. The live blog will start with the beginning of the Facebook stream (8 p.m. ET) continuing through the Spike TV broadcast (9 p.m. ET) and through the pay-per-view broadcast (10 p.m. ET) so make sure to make Bloody Elbow your home for this event. There are many ways to watch the event, but I'll be watching the event via the Yahoo! PPV stream.

The event is headlined by one of the most highly anticipated UFC main events ever when Jon Jones challenges Mauricio Rua for the UFC light heavyweight championship.

Follow @BrentBrookhouse, @Mike_Fagan_13, @DuaneFinleyMMA, @lelandroling and @BloodyElbow for updates as the action unfolds.

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Gleison Tibau vs Kurt Pellegrino Round 1 They circle briefly before Tibau forces Pellegrino against the cage. They break. Pellegrino charging in behind a flurry. They close up and Tibau takes him down but Pellegrino gets right back up. Clinching again. Pellegrino with his back to the cage. The separate, Pellegrino landing. Very hard to score because of limited action. Bloody Elbow scores it 10-9 for Pellegrino but it's a coin toss. Round 2 Exchanging on the feet.  Very even, nothing major. They start exchanging in close. Pellegrino scores with a right hand. Another right hand, a third stuns Tibau! He follows up for the take down. Landing hard ground and pound is Pellegrino. Tibau huffing and puffing on the bottom. Pellegrino staying in half guard. Tibau gets full guard. Tibau is cut. Tibau stands up. They return to the feet. Bloody Elbow scores it 10-9 Pellegrino.  Round 3 Tibau comes out aggressive he has to know he's behind on the cards. Tibau with a high kick. Pellegrino keeping his distance but backing Tibau up with his footwork. Tibau lands a left. They're exchanging at distance. Pellegino shoots for a single. Gets stuffed. Tibau gets the clinch, take down straight to side control. Pellegrino trying to stand almost gives up his back. Gets away. Pellegrino shooting for the single, clinching against the fence. Tibau on one foot punching to the face of Pellegrino. Tibao with a single down into Pellegrino's half guard. Pellegrino standing up but Tibau still on his back..Pellegrino rolls for a knee at the end. Bloody Elbow scores it 10-9 Tibau for a final score of 29-28 Pellegrino. The judges could go anywhere with this extremely close fight. The judges score it 29-28 Tibau, 29-28 Pellegrino and 29-28 Gleison Tibau wins by split decision. The New Jersey crowd boos the decision against the local fighter. 

Brent Brookhouse taking the live blog over for the rest of the night.

Mike Pyle vs. Ricardo Almeida

Round 1 - They're dancing a little to start as Almeida acts as though he is going to shoot before eventually landing a leg kick. Leg kick in return from Pyle and Almeida misses a head kick. Almeida says there was an accidental eye poke and the ref tells him it was clean. Very slow moving fight so far. Almeida with a right but Pyle lands a nice clean uppercut. Ricardo ducks down and eats another uppercut. Pyle throws him to the ground and walks away rather than going to the ground. Almeida shoots and Pyle turns him and pushes him against the cage. Ricardo turns him but can't get anything done before Pyle scoots himself to safety. Almeida takes him down but Pyle pops up, lands a right hand and almost locks up a guillotine. A few solid right hands by Almeida chase Pyle back into the cage. The round ends and it was close but I'd give Almeida an edge.

Round 2 - Side kick to the body by Almeida and he ducks under and gets a takedown. Pyle manages to stand up without ever being in trouble but is still pressed into the cage. Almeida can't finish another takedown and Pyle lands a hard knee to the body. Right hand by Almeida and he tries for a takedown but Pyle lands on top. They're right back to standing quickly. The crowd boos the relatively slow pace of the round. Almeida pushes him into the cage again. Leg kick by Pyle. Leg kicks by Almeida. Almeida gets the better of a little punching exchange and then gets the takedown. Pyle looking to lock up a kimura from the bottom. The round ends and it was another close round for Almeida.

Round 3 - Pyle throwing a lot of leg kicks here. Almeida trying to respond but missing with his kicks. Sloppy striking exchanges which Pyle is getting the best of so far this round. Body kick by Pyle and Almeida shoots in but can't get the takedown. Pyle continues defending against Ricardo's takedowns after Mike had briefly put him on the ground. Almeida keeps pushing him into the cage. Pyle lands a few nice knees and leg kicks and this is a much better round for him but it's probably too little too late. Pyle with a late takedown and the round ends. 10-9 Pyle for a 29-28 card for Almeida in my eyes.

Official Scorecards: 29-28, 30-27, 30-27 all for Mike Pyle. That shows what I know... Mike Pyle wins by unanimous decision.

Anthony Njokuani vs. Edson Barboza

Round 1 - Njokuani flashing his jab out there but not landing yet. Now switches southpaw and lands a left kick to the body. Hard body kick by Barboza and a punch that briefly sends Njokuani to the mat but it looked like a slip. Now a leg kick from Njokuani but he gets hurt badly by a Barboza right hand, and another. Huge leg kick by Barboza. Nice little right uppercut that lands for Njokuani. Leg kick by Barboza. Nice flurry of punches by Njokuani and a heavy body kick in return by Barboza. Eye poke and Njokuani says he is okay to continue. Leg kick by Barboza. Very nice right hand from Njokuani and a leg kick before he gets out of the way of some shots from Barboza. 10-9 round for Barboza but Njokuani handled himself well.

Round 2 - Head kick from Njokuani is blocked. Njokuani is looking to move very fast. Right hand and a leg kick from Njokuani and they exchange leg kicks. Njokuani throwing the left hands a little more now. Body kick from Barboza blocked. Jab by Njokuani lands. Hard leg kick by Barboza. Njokuani really throwing a wide variety of strikes. Spinning kick by Barboza lands to the body. Njokuani catches a kick from Barboza and throws him to the ground landing a few strikes before letting him up and landing again. Spinning elbow from Njokuani. Leg kick to the inside by Barboza. The latter part of the round sees the action slow down a little before Barboza gets a takedown and Njokuani stands up before the round ends. 10-9 for Njokuani.

Round 3 - Front kick from Njokuani. Leg kick from Barboza. Nice few punch combo with a leg kick at the end by Njokuani. He keeps throwing the front kick and Barboza is throwing a few leg kicks. Nice overhand right by Barboza and a nice little flurry afterward. Barboza starting to be more aggressive for a little bit and then Njokuani throws a great combination and lands a huge knee to the body. Side kick by Barboza to the body. Another body kick by Barboza. Jab, body shot combo by Njokuani. Right hand by Njokuani. Knee by Njokuani and Barboza gets the takedown with 20 seconds left. HUGE shot by Barboza at the end of the round with a spinning kick and Njokuani is hurt badly but Barboza celebrates rather than try to end the fight with 5 seconds left. 10-9 Njokuani on my card gives him the fight but it's very close.

Official Scorecards: 29-28 across the board for Edson Barboza.

Luiz Cane vs. Eliot Marshall

Round 1- Marshall looks for the takedown right away but can't get it. Marshall is reaching for the takedowns and not finding them early. Left hand lands for Cane. Leg kick and another left hand for Cane. Hard straight right hand by Cane and Marshall goes down. Cane on top of him landing some huge shots. Punch after punch landing and Eliot tries to roll for a knee bar but can't get it and Cane continues to land bombs until the ref stops the fight. Luiz Cane wins by TKO (punches), round 1.

The PPV broadcast is live

Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic vs. Brendan Schaub

Round 1 - Schaub is circling and flipping his left hand out. Schaub charges him and lands a few uppercuts from the clinch before circling away. Hook lands for Mirko. Schaub pushes Mirko into the cage now. Punches to the body by Schaub as a "let's go Cro Cop" chant starts. Schaub gets a "strong warning" for hitting Cro Cop in the back of the head multiple times. Mirko pushes forward to strike and Schaub takes him down. Upkick by Mirko lands. Schaub dives back in and lands a few punches. Schaub landing some big punches from the top now. Mirko manages to escape back to his feet. Schaub looks for a takedown from the clinch as Mirko tries to separate but Mirko stays upright. Schaub eats an elbow at the end of the round. 10-9 Schaub.

Round 2 - Schaub is keeping a bit too much distance and Mirko throws the high kick which is partially blocked and Schaub pushes in and gets the takedown. Big punches by Schaub and Mirko lands a big upkick while one of Schaub's knees were still down and he gets a warning for it. Mirko complains that he was getting hit in the back of the head but was told it was because he was turning his head, not intentionally. They're clinching against the cage and Schaub is working knees to the body. Small uppercut by Mirko elicits a reaction from the crowd. Nice elbow by Mirko once he pushes Brendan into the cage. Schaub is bleeding badly from his nose now. Punch to the back of the head again and Schaub loses a point for it. Mirko misses with another head kick. Right hand by Schaub. Another elbow and the round ends. 9-9 Schaub with the point deduction.

Round 3 - Low blow on a kick by Mirko and there's a break in the action for him to recover. They clinch up again and Mirko lands a few nice punches. Takedown as soon as Mirko looks to throw. Mirko trying to slap at the cut over Schaub's eye. Mirko pushes him off to standing and Schaub just takes him right back down. Mirko prevents the pass to half guard. Schaub allows him to stand back up. Left hand lands for Mirko. High kick by Mirko is blocked. Mirko stuffs the takedown and right afterward Schaub unloads with a right hand that drops Cro Cop. Schaub waits and as Herb Dean isn't in position he ends up landing another punch to Mirko before the stoppage. Brendan Schaub wins by KO (punch), round 3.

Nate Marquardt vs. Dan Miller

Round 1 - Miller with a right hand early and now Nate Clinches him up. Miller trying for a single leg and Marquardt is trying to lock in a choke but Miller defends. Miller is really pushing for the takedown. Finally after running around the ring holding Nate's leg he manages to get the takedown with Marquardt sitting up against the cage. Marquardt manages to stand up and Miller locks in a guillotine as Marquardt tries to take him down. Miller can't finish the choke and Marquardt is on top now. Miller keeps trying to work his legs up high and lands a few elbows. For some reason as they're actively working they're stood up. Nice right hand by Marquardt and he gets another takedown. Miller looks for a guillotine and now is looking to switch to a kimura. Marquardt with a few punches as the round ends. Nice round but probably 10-9 Marquardt.

Round 2 - Leg kick from Nate. Right hand, left hook combo from Marquardt and a head kick which is blocked. Right hand by Miller lands. Body shot from Marquardt. Right hand by Marquardt and a head kick that lands. Miller grabs a leg and gets the takedown but can't do anything before Marquardt stands up. Nice right hand by Miller. Marquardt lands a few more hard right hands and then gets a takedown. Miller grabs a guillotine and gets full guard. He's looking to finish but Marquardt pops his head out. A few punches from Nate and the round ends. 10-9 Marquardt.

Round 3 - Right hand by Marquardt and a head kick that grazes the face of Miller. Miller is throwing hard punches but they're just not getting there while Marquardt's strikes are landing. Right hand by Marquardt and then he stuffs a takedown attempt by Miller. Marquardt works ground and pound for the rest of the round while Miller ineffectively tries to throw his legs up for submissions. 10-9 Marquardt for the clean sweep on my card.

Official Scorecards: 30-27 across the board. Nate Marquardt wins by unanimous decision.

Jim Miller vs. Kamal Shalorus

Round 1 - They come out swinging and Miller lands a body kick. Shalorus throws a leg kick back. Hard left hand lands for Miller and Kamal tries to fire back. "USA" chant by the crowd. They're both landing punches early. Left hand by Miller and he blocks the return punch from Kamal. Miller lands again. Leg kick by Kamal. Kamal is swelling up around his eye. Kamal goes for the takedown and Miller bounces right back up. Hard leg kick by Kamal lands. Miller lands a right hand and then a knee to the head. Head kick by Miller lands hard and Kamal takes it and fires back. Combination lands for Miller and he looks for a guillotine but ends up on his back after Kamal pops his head out. They're stood up despite actively working...I don't get it, but there it is. Right hand by Miller again. Leg kick by Kamal and a left hand by Miller. 10-9 for Miller easy and I hope the judges don't fall in love with the fact that Kamal was on top after the failed guillotine.

Round 2 - They exchange a few strikes early and Miller goes for a flying triangle but can't get it and bounces back up to his feet. Leg kick by Miller lands hard. Miller with a nice single leg and transitions right to the back and locks in a body triangle. Miller landing a few punches. Miller was looking for a face lock since he couldn't get the choke. Miller keeps looking for the choke but can't get it and the round comes to an end. 10-9 Miller round again.

Round 3 - Miller is throwing hard strikes looking for the finish but Kamal is game and has a great chin. Leg kick by Kamal and an accidental groin shot by Miller gives them a brief break. Hard leg kick by Miller. Left straight by Kamal. Big upper cut by Miller and a huge knee. Kamal drops and Miller flurries with punches for the finish. Kamal's face is swollen and bloody after the ending flurry. Jim Miller wins by TKO (knee and punches), round 3.

Urijah Faber vs. Eddie Wineland

Round 1 - Wineland pushes Faber into the cage immediately. Faber shoots and almost has the takedown but Wineland manages to stay upright. Wineland manages to take the back standing and puts Urijah down but Faber gets right back up. Nice right hand by Faber. Counter left hook lands now and Faber almost gets the takedown but Wineland stuffs it. 10-9 Faber on better strikes landed, but very close.

Round 2 - Faber opening up with kicks this round. Wineland throws a combination that hits nothing but air. Head kick by Faber is blocked but the right hand follow-up lands. Faber grabs a single and sweeps the leg to get the takedown finally. Elbows by Faber are landing now. Faber with some more elbows now and he picks Wineland up from the guard and slams him back down. Faber with some hard punches and elbows. Wineland tries to scramble to his feet but Faber doesn't allow it. Slam by Faber again and a few more elbows as the round ends. 10-9 Faber.

Round 3 - Wineland keeps stomping forward and throwing punches that are coming up way too sort.Neither guy really landing anything early and Faber shoots but gets stuffed. Faber pushes him into the cage but Wineland escapes. This is, not exactly an exciting round but as I type that Faber blasts him with a pair of right hands. Wineland doesn't look steady on his feet after those land. Nice quick punches for Faber. Drop down and double leg for Faber with a little over a minute left. Elbow lands now for Faber. The round ends and it should be nothing less than a 29-28 win for Faber (I have it 30-27).

Official Scorecards: 29-28 across the board. Urijah Faber wins by unanimous decision.

UFC Light Heavyweight Championship: Mauricio "Shogun" Rua (c) vs. Jon "Bones" Jones

Round 1 - Jones is opening up and Shogun side steps the back kick. They get locked up after a missed punch and Jones uses it for a takedown. Shogun locks up the full guard and throws up his legs for a triangle. Jones into side control. Back to half guard. Back to full guard. Elbow from Jones lands. Nice elbow again. Shogun keeps trying for sweeps but Jones is defending well. Another elbow lands. Elbows to the body by Jones. Nice shots by Jones and he gets warned for putting the thumb in the throat. Shogun manages to stand up and he eats some big punches. He's standing but he's buzzed badly. Knee by Jones lands well. Nice shots from Jones and Shogun is still hurt but he is walking foward. Shogun lands a couple punches. Shogun grabs the back when Jones tries to get a spinning elbow through and tries to grab a leg but ends up on his back. The round ends and it was a clear 10-9 Jones round.

Round 2 - Shogun misses with a wild left and gets clinched. Spinning elbow by Jones lands. Shogun is trying to stalk but he's too wide with his punches. They clinch up again but Shogun gets back out. Body punch by Jones. Jones continues landing his strikes and Shogun just can't get off. Hard leg kick by Shogun but Jones catches it and takes him down. Elbows from Jones again. Elbows to the body again from Jones. Short elbow lands hard again. Shogun tries for the sweep and eats an elbow. 10-9 Jones again.

Round 3 - Shogun tries to flurry but misses everything. Jones misses a kick and Shogun tries for a takedown from the back but slips off again and now is on his back yet again. Big shots from inside Rua's guard now by Jones. Big left hand by Jones and an elbow. Big shots by Jones and a knee to the body and Shogun gets up but a knee to the body and an uppercut drop Shogun and it's over. Jon Jones wins by TKO (knee and punch), round 3.

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What are the odds Jonathan Snowden writes another troll article on how Shogun was overrated if Shogun loses tonight, much like the BJ Penn article after his loss.

by PonyS185 on Mar 19, 2011 6:31 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

-5000

I pray to one god......and his name is Kazushi Sakuraba.

by MMA-UK on Mar 19, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

FWIW, Jon and I argued about that on Google Talk. He wasn’t just spouting off shit to “troll”

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haters gonna hate

Especially when their opinion isn’t being shared.

Hardcore MMA fan since UFC 99

by ChiCubs23 on Mar 19, 2011 8:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Nice poster

My phone messed up and posted again my bad

by rscott94 on Mar 19, 2011 7:22 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

/knocks

Anyone home?

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Evening fellas

My bracket is well and truly in….stable condition. How about yours?

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar." - Squidward Tentacles

by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m one of 3 people in America who likes NBA but not NCAA basketball…
/covers up

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The other two are currently in hell....

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar." - Squidward Tentacles

by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hate college sports

If I’m watching sports… I wanna watch the best.

NBA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> college

same reason I don’t watch shit mma promotions.

by dbcb on Mar 19, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good so far.

7 of 8 Elite 8 teams left and all 4 Final Four teams remain although that will change if this But;er game holds up.

I be tossin' and flossin', my style is awesome
Causin' more family feuds than Richard Dawson.

by TitanFan2K on Mar 19, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same here

I had St. Johns in the Elite 8.

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar." - Squidward Tentacles

by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had St Johns losing to MSU is the sweet 16. That’s the only really bad spot on my bracket.

I be tossin' and flossin', my style is awesome
Causin' more family feuds than Richard Dawson.

by TitanFan2K on Mar 19, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have Wisconsin in the Final Four

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar." - Squidward Tentacles

by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought long and hard about Wisconsin in the Final Four

but watching their slowdown offense makes my eyes bleed so I went another way.

I be tossin' and flossin', my style is awesome
Causin' more family feuds than Richard Dawson.

by TitanFan2K on Mar 19, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Final Four typically has one boring team in it

They fit the bill

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar." - Squidward Tentacles

by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

This tailgate thing...

Currently playing the Fast5 trailer… Is where I’m supposed to be, right?

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

And never mind...

Nice of them to jump into a fight with 90 seconds left… Mofos…

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

How I wish they'd stream the entire undercard...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well then.

Follow my Twitter or be a dick! @BVandDietPepsi

by BVandDietPepsi on Mar 19, 2011 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Cool to see 30 seconds of it, I guess. Man, is Benavidez small for 135 or what.

by JRN on Mar 19, 2011 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

…and so much for the people saying “he’ll get a fast finish a get on the broadcast anyway.”

by JRN on Mar 19, 2011 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I predict a boring Tibau decision.

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I've got Gleison

He’s going to be a rehydrated monster

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I never get over how huge he is...

How old is he? I wonder if the weight cut is going to get harder in the future…

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Getting this out of the way early.

Asking for streams or posting streams will get you banned. NO PICTURES OR GIFS in the Live Thread. They eat bandwidth like candy. I’ll warn you once and then ban you if you keep posting them. Thanks.

Meet me on Monsta Island. Where the girls look good and the MC's be Wildin'.
Also, follow me on Twitter @DeoWade

by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

When Deo Wade, of all people, says "No GIFs"...

This shit is serious!

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hire the best

To take out the rest.

#LameMadeUpQuote

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Also, follow me on Twitter @DeoWade

by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

First time in recent memory that both fighters have bad ass entrance music

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

What up girlfriends?

"Every time I talk on the phone with someone who doesn’t know me, they call me "ma’am"." - Scott C. Broussard

by Earl Montclair on Mar 19, 2011 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Chandella’s abs are fucking unreal

"Every time I talk on the phone with someone who doesn’t know me, they call me "ma’am"." - Scott C. Broussard

by Earl Montclair on Mar 19, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that Keith Florian?

That dude… Is so loud…

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

actually it is Kenny I think

"Every time I talk on the phone with someone who doesn’t know me, they call me "ma’am"." - Scott C. Broussard

by Earl Montclair on Mar 19, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

if it is he seems quieter than normal

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, now we know why...

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, so FB/Spike don't count as undercard on BE, right?

That’s how it usually goes, I’m just always first to mention things because I don’t want someone to flip out on me

but Rogan just said “and down again” on the first takedown.

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

10-10

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by BVandDietPepsi on Mar 19, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

a pretty uneventful 10-9 for Tibau

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by Earl Montclair on Mar 19, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

"Did I win the round"

“It was close.”

Kenny is a good friend.

by phillyhoosfan on Mar 19, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Sup bitches

time for beer while I wait for my pizza. oh, and 10-9 Tibau

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by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

where is the pizza coming from, nephew?

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by Earl Montclair on Mar 19, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

good ole Dominos

ohio sux for pizza

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone know...

The awesomeness that is Monical’s Pizza? We have it in Indiana here, and back in Illinois where I lived before…

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

not in OH

never even saw it when I lived in IN

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH MAN

We had that where I lived in Peoria, IL. I live in FL now, none here.

:(

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by Amsterdaam on Mar 19, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always get a little chuckle when Goldie calls out combinations……For some reason it is just funny to me.

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by Earl Montclair on Mar 19, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh snaps

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

he wobblin

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by Earl Montclair on Mar 19, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine has an s

So, you ain’t jinxing shit.

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, shitty time for a firefox crash, thanks to nate for taking the first fight

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Kurt really should have unloaded the strikes. He missed his chance to finish

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by Earl Montclair on Mar 19, 2011 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

all Batman that round..

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

19-19

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by Earl Montclair on Mar 19, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

20-19 Pellegrino

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by BVandDietPepsi on Mar 19, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

That cameraguy should really keep kis fingers off he cage. He should get docked a point.

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by Amsterdaam on Mar 19, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

his*

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by Amsterdaam on Mar 19, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on San Diego State!

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by Earl Montclair on Mar 19, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

19-19

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

One of these dudes, um, lifts a lot of weights.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Shake Weight?

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s pure Xyience.

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by Amsterdaam on Mar 19, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

kinda dumb that Tibau’s slight first round win probably cause of a quick takedown is scored the same as Kurt’s knockdown + ground control for most of the 2nd… but it is what it is I guess.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I was just thinking the exact same thing...

But didn’t wanna be “that guy”…
Thanks for taking the initiative.
I agree.

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anybody else stuck watching Penn/Edgar right now?

by Wormwood on Mar 19, 2011 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Hm, no...

What did you do wrong?
It’s on the tailgate prelims stream presented by Fast 5

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im on sattelite internet, that would drain my monthly download ability,lol

by Wormwood on Mar 19, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is depressing...

I’m so spoiled with my 10mbit unlimited usage Comcast connection…

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually....

comcast has a cap 250GB

The days as champ are done... but the juggernaut known as Brock Lesnar will return.

by HitokiriX on Mar 19, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

As much as I use torrents...

I’m surprised they don’t bother me…
They called a few years back, because our upload speed was constantly maxed…
And my Dad just told them not to contact us again unless the authorites were contacted.

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought the same thing cause I used to run wild on my shit

but back in like ’08 they introduced the cap.

The days as champ are done... but the juggernaut known as Brock Lesnar will return.

by HitokiriX on Mar 19, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

You and me both. although I’m at a friend’s house to be able to watch this.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah im convinced that download caps are from the devil

by Wormwood on Mar 19, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

They absolutely are.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

so you're saying there's an upside to Time Warner?

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was reading something awhile back that illustrated it would be cheaper to go out and buy a 250 GB SSD (solid state drive, much more expensive than normal hard drives), transfer what you want onto it, and mail it overnight to someone who wanted said data, and then have them throw away the drive every time than it would be to go over your cap and pay the overcharge fees.

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. It sucks.

The days as champ are done... but the juggernaut known as Brock Lesnar will return.

by HitokiriX on Mar 19, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right now is the FB stream

Or you may just be able to do ufc.com/live
at the top of the hour is the Spike prelims…

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pellegrino going back to his corner and announcing he won the first and second round is…um….i’m glad his corner told him he needs round 3

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

although he's trying to coast

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tibau got the decision with that takedown

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by Earl Montclair on Mar 19, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

And that one too

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

as if there’s something wrong with that

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wrong with what? Deciding you had won the first two rounds and trying to coast in the third?

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

nothing wrong with being upset that you lost a decision, but you can put whatever you want in my mouth.

and yes, Brent. I’m coming onto you.

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

LMAO.

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just asking if that’s what you meant. I just think it was obvious that he had decided to try to coast and it cost him. And you can’t be upset after a close first round when you decide not to give it all you have in the third. I’m a big Pellegrino fan so I’m just pissed at him right now.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but your initial comment didn’t even say anything about coasting … I was replying to what text was there!

And I like Pellegrino as well.

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-10
10-9 Pellegrino
10-9 Tibau

Don’t care who gets it, first was close enough to go either way.

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd prefer that happen.

But know it won’t.

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Absolutely with you.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Mar 19, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing Tibau won the first cause of the takedown.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

That Pellegrino sprung right out of?

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by BVandDietPepsi on Mar 19, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey I agree. just saying what the judges will do :P And I was right unfortunately.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

29-29

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by BVandDietPepsi on Mar 19, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

me and BV have discussed this before

He doesn’t care that they’re not used :p

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought it was pretty fun

big fan of kurts though

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks like tibaus gonna take it

or at least a draw, bad last round for pellegrino

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Should be a draw imo because the first they did basically nothing.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

29-28 Janigleison Herculano Alves

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Gleison is a shortened version of his 1st name

Tibau is a nickname of course. They like to simplify Brazilian names for american audiences. i.e. Thiago Alves Araujo = Thago Alves. That and 90% of the fighters are Silva’s.

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

SUDDEN DEATH

They should have to face off in the middle of the ring and trade punches without blocking until someone goes down.

IMO.

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by Amsterdaam on Mar 19, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

this

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought Tibau was gonna get Garcia’d for a second there

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by Earl Montclair on Mar 19, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Well I can see 29-28 Tibau, definitely can’t see 29-28 Pellegrino.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Mar 19, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

first was close

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea same

i feel like some judges flip coins for close rounds though

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's cause he's from Jersey

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, stop booing, people in the crowd...

Shoulda booed more during the fight, if anything.

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

batman got what he deserves

coasting in the third round = fail

by dbcb on Mar 19, 2011 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

twitter bombs from the sky

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by Chris Hines on Mar 19, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

How could you possibly ask Dana white to take away someone’s lively hood with a sclean conscience?

by castleeb on Mar 19, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pelligrino didn’t do anything in the last round…maybe has something to do with surgery Rogan mentioned? What did he get done?

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by merryprankster on Mar 19, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Not digging this promo

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Not digging Fort Minor

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by Chris Hines on Mar 19, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fort Minor has only ever had one good track

“Spraypaint & Inkpens” feat. Ghostface and Lupe Fiasco

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I muted it once that cliche of a song started playing.

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember it, hence the muting.

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you were 10 in 2005 then yeah maybe

Because 10 year olds don’t know music

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by Chris Hines on Mar 19, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh .. it’s OK to hate a song, but I cannot stand people who judge others based on what they listen to. Unless it’s ICP and you base your lifestyle choices around it.

Spice Girls have been my jam since I was like six. Come at me bro.

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

the truth finally comes out!

The UFC bought Strikeforce just so they could show some jake shields highlights cause he sure as hell didn’t have any from the kampmann fight

by darkotto23 on Mar 19, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate Jake Shields.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Mar 19, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

how could you coast a round

knowing the all LWs are one fight away from getting cut?

by dbcb on Mar 19, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Boy, that Shields/GSP promo is nowhere near as good as the Rua/Jones one

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I liked the acting

Boys becoming men...Men becoming wolves

by spectaa on Mar 19, 2011 8:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

When they walked past each other and slightly looked up

I got chills

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by Chris Hines on Mar 19, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Douche Chills?

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh heh...

I always think of Tobias Funke when I see that.

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

No Jake's face has all of those

obvious joke btw about chills

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by Chris Hines on Mar 19, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I loled.

Boys becoming men...Men becoming wolves

by spectaa on Mar 19, 2011 8:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Et tu, spectaa?

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big Dog!

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by Earl Montclair on Mar 19, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

damn, ya'lls stream is way ahead of mine

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait,

isn’t the the same walk in music Pelligrino used?

by Andy Davis on Mar 19, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn’t Pellegrino come out to Thunderstruck?

About as different as you can get.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Mar 19, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh,

I could’ve sworn I had just heard it a few minutes ago.

by Andy Davis on Mar 19, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sarcasm?

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by BVandDietPepsi on Mar 19, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was the music from the GSP promo

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by Chris Hines on Mar 19, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

turn espn on guys

kyle dake needs to get started on his mma training this guys a stud wrestler

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

i have espn on in the backround of my laptop

the NCAAs have been awesome

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep. I’ve been watching, only missing it for the BNP Paribas.

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he means turn on your TV since folks are watching the Facebook stream on their computer

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

HDMI out on the PC is crucial...

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

TV is on NCAA Basketball

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by Chris Hines on Mar 19, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

batman vs tibau wasn’t anything special.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way to tarnish the name 'Batman'.

Bruce Wayne is pissed.

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K-1 Top 5: Overeem, Jienotsu, Masato, Buakaw, Zambidis

by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 8:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

There is rarely any such thing as a special Tibau fight

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tibau vs Uno?

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by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 8:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Only because Uno is finished and was about 70 pounds lighter than Tibau at Fight Night

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I openly root against him for this reason.

Was so glad when Jim Miller got the decision. Was tired of takedown after takedown with zero actual ground action.

by Cunny on Mar 19, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

got pyle here

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Almeida via home cookin' decision

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

as do i

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by Earl Montclair on Mar 19, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Will people be angry if I point out this card sucks?

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I would laugh for days

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

you could stop a robber on your way to the arena and people will be mad at you

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by Earl Montclair on Mar 19, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, to be fair, that’s horribly irresponsible and probably illegal.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Use your underrated jits.

Boys becoming men...Men becoming wolves

by spectaa on Mar 19, 2011 8:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Comparing Snowden to Bones, now?

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snowden, Champion Blogger, 2011

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thank God for giving me the platform to reach people with my goofy MMA thoughts.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

You need to explain

The quality of the card on paper? I think that’s a fair point.

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course on paper. I don’t have access to my time machine. It’s being used to look for Hitler in 1939.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

On paper it's weak

And didn’t get better with the injury replacements

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miller v Nate > Sexy v Nate, imo.

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can understand

But Dan is just not good enough to compete with any top 10 MW.

Neither is Akiyama but he is fun.

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan's family situation made me insanely biased, for full disclosure.

But I have him as my upset pick for this card.

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would like Dan to win

Because it eliminates Marquardt as the 185 Florian once and for all.

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

So does the year 2014. I dunno, just on paper doesn’t look as strong as the other years. Might be good once it happens though.

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about 2014?

Are you saying Alex Smith will still be starting for the 49ers?

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’ll be a shootout that year. Smith and Michael Robinson for the ’Hawks. First to 5000 yards wins.

I’ve got my money on Robinson.

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Michael Robinson is the future

Best QB rating of all Seahawks this year.

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I told people on NN for months that getting rid of Robinson would be a bad idea. Many listened, but you can’t fix stupid and a bunch of them insisted that the roster spot was wasted. Lookit that, the Seahawks had a vastly improved special teams unit and the 49ers sucked in that regard.

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our blocking also sucked ass in the running game

When Robinson was injured.

M-Rob is definitely a keeper.

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really awesome guy, too. I got to talk to him multiple times, very insightful, intelligent guy.

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its like taking two tylenol pms instead of one

by Wormwood on Mar 19, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

its only funny bc its true

this card has too many bathroom breaks on it

by dbcb on Mar 19, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

The millers have never done anything for me

by Wormwood on Mar 19, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude. Fitch wins, at least.

Dan rarely does.

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

buncha haters. sad sad haters.

by A NINJA on Mar 19, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

He beats pretty much everyone but the top 10 fighters he faces. That being said, I’ve never been a huge Dan fan but I’m a pretty huge Jim Miller fan.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm the same way...

I feel bad for the guy though because of his personal life…

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t dislike Dan, but he’s just not been a guy I’m ever dying to watch.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was excited for the overall card...

Until the Sexyama tragedy.
:(
Now I’m just here for the main event.
And Urijah’s debut.

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im pretty pumped for Schuab/Cro Cop

by Wormwood on Mar 19, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you enjoy watching car accidents as well?

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fool me once…

Boys becoming men...Men becoming wolves

by spectaa on Mar 19, 2011 8:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yea

the loss of the Sex Wagon really hurt this card for me.

I be tossin' and flossin', my style is awesome
Causin' more family feuds than Richard Dawson.

by TitanFan2K on Mar 19, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

No doubt Nate would have fustigated him

but if Cro Cop fans can have unrealistic expectations so can I.

I be tossin' and flossin', my style is awesome
Causin' more family feuds than Richard Dawson.

by TitanFan2K on Mar 19, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice first round

almeida took it but pyle looked good towards the end

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I have to go to a B-day Party for my GF's friend.

But at least their ordering the fight. I’ll be back on BE tonight, post fight to tell everybody,

"I told you so."

WAR SHOGUN!!!!

Just Breed!

by ScoreCardOTN on Mar 19, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Heh heh.

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that what it was?

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds about right.

Fans can hate all they want, but I’m a fan of any well-spoken fighter.

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I once walked through the arena with Rashad. It was scary.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

20-18 Almeida

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Pyle should compete only in the gym where he is at his best in front of no one in meaningless sparring.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, he did derail the Hathaway hype train...

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only get on hype trains about three years after the fighter is any good. I’m just starting to warm to that new kid Shogun Rua.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol.

Just in time for his 4th knee surgery….

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt he’ll pan out into anything special

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is gross

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

do i really care who wins?

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t even know who is winning because I’ve barely been paying attention. Going to take a guess and say Almeida though for some random takedowns.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guess I was wrong lol.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who thinks this card is worth the $50? I’m on the fence right now. Hoping that Barboza will kick things up a bit

by mthom on Mar 19, 2011 8:55 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

If it comes down to only getting...

This one or the Toronto one next month…
I’d hold off…

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure it's appropriate for its content then.

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it a new fast and the furious?

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did they ever do one with the subtitle “Furiously Fast”?

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, but you should work in Hollywood.

Lol.

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll write a letter.

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

its got the rock and vin diesel in it

which woulda been awesome if i still 11 and it was 2002, but i’ll settle for watching it now

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, ever since Vin Diesel had that scene where he jumped the fence with the motorcycle with like, a 2 degree incline of a ramp … I’ve always just assumed he was God.

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

the creatros of the series arent the most creative guys

The Fast and the Furious
2 Fast 2 Furious
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
Fast and Furious
Fast Five

by darkotto23 on Mar 19, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Next up:

They’ll team up with Danny Ocean, for a mash up called

Ocean’s Fast and the Furious Six

P.S.: There will a scene where people in a random museum will keep asking Vin Diesel’s character if his name is Riddick.

by Jacob Hayes on Mar 19, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

29-28 Pyle

http://unintelligentdefense.blogspot.com

by MattParker117 on Mar 19, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

29-28 Almeida

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I was wrong. I ain’t mad.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was bad

And they should feel bad.

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Pyle, ok but a 30-27?

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by F'n Clownshoes on Mar 19, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed

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by merryprankster on Mar 19, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine was as bad as one of these has been

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

The quality of the stream is all dependant on your connection.

by grein on Mar 19, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

My connection right now is extremely fast

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe, but your connection to the actual host might not be that great.

I have a 20mb line and always get a great picture from the Facebook stream.

by grein on Mar 19, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s not expressly true. I always test them, and they’ve only had the auto-adjusting stream once. The quality is one set quality, so long as you are full-screened. The STABILITY of the stream is dependent on your connection, however.

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

quality is def not based on bandwidth

i have 13mbps wired cable here and the stream was almost unwatchable.

oh well, free (shitty) fights

by kellly on Mar 19, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

So glad that monstrosity of a fight is over. The winner? The fans.

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by FlyByKnight on Mar 19, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Uhhhh, what the fuck?

I thought it was a clear 29-28 Almeida.

by Jonathan. on Mar 19, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

So did I…but whatever.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

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by F'n Clownshoes on Mar 19, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Gave it 29-28 Almeida. I could see the argument for 29-28 Pyle, but 30-27 makes no sense.

by AwkwardBoner on Mar 19, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't even see 29-28 Pyle.

Almeida was clear first. Second was close, but I don’t even see how Pyle could’ve won it. It was either a draw or for Almeida.

by Jonathan. on Mar 19, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correct decision but 30-27?

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by MattParker117 on Mar 19, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Best comment of the night so far.

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Cecil would have given Pyle the 30-27 simply because he stuffed a ton of takedowns. That’s his style.

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by FlyByKnight on Mar 19, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had Almeida 30-27 who the fuck knows.

by Nyfeh on Mar 19, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

saw the snooze fest for Almedia coming a mile away

only fun fight I have seen in him he got choked out

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by F'n Clownshoes on Mar 19, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

While you guys were watching two dullards fight

I saw Shogun obliterate Machida.

Shogun will beat Jones. Just looking at how easily Shogun stood up from Machida’s takedowns and rocked him with a right prior to the KO I don’t see a Jones W.

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

let’s get this party started!

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by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

So glad this is on Spike...

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't think my stream was that bad of quality...

Until I started watching the Spike show in HD.

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

whata fuck is up with Faber’s coach in the background? hilarious

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

too soon to pick on the japanese man,lol

by Wormwood on Mar 19, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

hadn't even passed through my head

now I feel bad :(

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm cool than :p

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know,

but I know what you mean regarding your hate, dude seems annoying

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought the N was silent?

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Never heard it with a silent n

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

sometimes I make stuff up too

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by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's pronouncing it wrong

Hard to explain how to properly say it.

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

really appreciating the earlier start

Jersey boy in the UK…..
way to go Batman and Big Dog

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by F'n Clownshoes on Mar 19, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Leg kicks are awesome but I always feel so bad when it drags on and the dude who is getting leg kicked is helpless in the cage.

I still hope he leg kicks the shit out of Njokuani though.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

You mean Beltran?

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by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Njokuani is going to get blasted

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll always remember Njokuani...

As the guy who head kicked Horodecki while he was running away.
(Don’t add the GIF though)

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

That was amazing

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by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope Njokuani wins. I don’t think he will, but I hope he does

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I HOPE ALL OF YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS ARE CRUSHED FOREVER

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

or maybe just this one, w/e

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’ve got the same favorite new poster

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Am I late pointing out how hilariously gay this sport could appear to some? Is this new ground?

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Lolwut?

Has gotten into you tonight?
No stirring shit until after the event is over!

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is fight time Snowden

he’s pretty awesome

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by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

what?

thats a puzzling comment

u been drinking snowden?

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

clipped

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by F'n Clownshoes on Mar 19, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ

those kicks look like they hurt.

by Andy Davis on Mar 19, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

nice legs.....um kicks?

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by F'n Clownshoes on Mar 19, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, I have to get a new one, mine just went out this morning and I’m pissed off because summer is right around the corner

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

the stunt man ex UFC matchmaker?

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by F'n Clownshoes on Mar 19, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

All I remember is Jim Brown and that woman doing commentary for UFC 1....

So awful…

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

those kicks are so quick

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by merryprankster on Mar 19, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Getting the joe rogan special. Njokuani has done a few things and they’re not getting called but every thing Barboza does IS getting called. Barboza still clearly winning the round.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

They switched it up at the end of the round. all is good

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

rogan does color

your beef is with goldberg, who is less than adequate at play-by-play

by kellly on Mar 19, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goldberg is incapable of pbp. Rogan pretty much does the whole nine. And has a habit of only commenting on the success of one fighter

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can see this round going either way, I’ma give it to Barboza for the power shots he connected earlier, thought this would be a faster paced fight

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by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Barboza

Barboza needs to throw the right hand more, especially when Njokuani circles around to reset.

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Impressed by Edson's speed and class in giving NjoKuani time to recvcver from the eye poke

Most guys would’ve pounced…

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

good recovery by Njokuani but 10-9 easy for Barboza.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I love Rogan talking about a guy being hurt while replay shows the opposite.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

this ref doesn’t like timeouts.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

he likes the neck tats though

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by merryprankster on Mar 19, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Njokuani is so stiff with his strikes

he has zero head movement.

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Barboza being tested

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

ok this fights fucking awesome

WAR WEC

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought it was

WEC Never Die!!!

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by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotta mix it up a bit

i feel like ive been beating that one to death recently with my bitching about benavidez

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

A righteous cause

to burn that phrase out on

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by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Shogun watching in the first row?

by Ally007 on Mar 19, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

19-19, come on Edson!

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

close round 2. probably give it to Njokuani

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Barboza needs to be more aggressive.

Close round. I don’t know who won it. Guess I’ll nod to Njokuani there, so 19-19

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

How fucking satisfying is this fight?

by John Danaher's Hair on Mar 19, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

probably going to be FOTN

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

come come, now...

Let’s not get crazy (or pessimistic)- I hope it’s not.

by John Danaher's Hair on Mar 19, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

black guys mouth breathing

not even trying to spell his name

could be bad news cardio wise

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Anthony works

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah thats his first name

forgot it

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have it copied so I can just paste it easy without even attempting!

Njokuani

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

You clever bastard

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by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is fucking fun and is giving me a striking fan boner.

19-19

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

those are way easier to explain to mom than a grappling fan boner

by hewsdaddy on Mar 19, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

how often do you discuss your boners with your mother?

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by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

not as often as i do with yours!

I THANK YOU

by hewsdaddy on Mar 19, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're welcome for that set up

I even laughed a little

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by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good fight

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I bought into the advertising and got some of the kraken black spiced rum to try it

Generally not a spiced rum guy, but this shit is really good

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

spiced rum and vanilla coke go good together

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by merryprankster on Mar 19, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

good call there

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never see vanilla coke anymore.

I loved that shit.

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

A guy with a future would tap Anthony in round one.

/parade raining

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

you shut your whore mouth

/umbrella, bitch

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m sorry, you’re not a bitch. you might be a whore though

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's happened before.

One of the Team Takedown guys. Shane Roller?

by Cunny on Mar 19, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well…we know that’s always been the case. But fuck…I’ll take guys to be around and get in fun striking battles!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. But if the other kid is a prospect this is bad for him. Good for me.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

fights like these

should have extra rounds.

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by merryprankster on Mar 19, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

This fight is awesome

But Butler is about to kill your brackets

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Brutal knee

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by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I felt that knee. oof

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by a tommy point on Mar 19, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

In case anyone was wondering

the crowd at the NyC hooters is about as good as the Louisville crowdfor the fight on versus…:(

by OhhhGLS on Mar 19, 2011 9:22 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I was curious thank you

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by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

In case anyone was wondering

the crowd at the NyC hooters is about as good as the Louisville crowdfor the fight on versus…:(

by OhhhGLS on Mar 19, 2011 9:22 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Curious to see who judges give this to…you never know.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Well there was a takedown

That counts for 40 points per round

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Mar 19, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

now he did

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

lol wow, but Njokuani still won

by Ally007 on Mar 19, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

29-28 Njokuani

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow!!!

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I was gonna give it to Anthony, but that last kick stole the round, 29-28 Barboza

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Wooow.

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

29-28 Barboza

10-9 Barboza
10-9 Njokuani
10-9 Barboza

Next for Barboza: Kurt Pellegrino
Next for Njokuani: submission loss to Charles Oliveira

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought they needed more fighters?

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know, people keep saying that, but have they really? I mean, it stands to reason they will be, but the floodgates haven’t exactly opened. I can see Pellegrino getting one more

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back hook kick FTW

That probably stole the round

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

bitch slap with the foot.

by pud333 on Mar 19, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

That is gonna make a badass gif.

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"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

YUS!

You’re sig is amazing btw

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

don’t encourage that sig

by John Danaher's Hair on Mar 19, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what should I put in its place if Shogun gets the KO?

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I smell a sig bet brewing

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell, I wasn't even trying to get him to embarrass himself.

I’m just insanely confident in Bones, and figured it was the least I could do for stealing so many pixels this week.

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not rooting either way, really....

 they’re both in my inner-group of favorite fighters, so I just want a war. I have not made any predictions and have no desire to see this going one way or the other- just don’t want it to be one-sided or quick.

by John Danaher's Hair on Mar 19, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

My thoughts exactly

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about...

“Jon Jones has dirty knees and a sticky chin.”

by John Danaher's Hair on Mar 19, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I... I don't get it...

But if you insist. Lol.

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everybody else is pissed off by it, lol.

It was even longer before.
Can’t wait for Bones to win, so I can change it.

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I'd actually like it better

if you had included ridiculous fanboyism from both sides.

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder what the maximum character length for sigs is... Hmmm...

Tilde guy should do it with tildes….

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

we can only hope

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

they need a Best Strike of the Night awards

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Daamn bitch slapped with the foot

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by MSEMCEE on Mar 19, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

The heel would have broke his face

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Runaway FOTN

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm talking about regardless of the other fights later tonight

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

C’mon- it’s the 3rd fight- have some faith, man!

by John Danaher's Hair on Mar 19, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh....

GOT DAMN!!!!! /rick james

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by HitokiriX on Mar 19, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

That kick was badass!!

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by Noah'sArk on Mar 19, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Whew.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 19, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

seriously

that was close as hell

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by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes it was. I was getting a little nervous, as Barboza is the first pick in my parlay, ha.

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by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 19, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

disagree

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel like

that fight was a draw at best

by C.A.M. on Mar 19, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I think it could have been. Anthony was winning the 3rd but then the takedown + that badass kick could have tied it up for a 10-10

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

from kevin ioles twitter
Buffer announced Pyle scores wrong. All three judges had it 29-28 for Pyle. There was no 30-27

things make much more sense now

by darkotto23 on Mar 19, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

makes sense

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by F'n Clownshoes on Mar 19, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

close call

but the takedown and that last kick robably sealed it for Barboza

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by Noah'sArk on Mar 19, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

That takedown shouldn’t seal anything. but whatev

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m not saying it should, just what may have determined the score for the judges

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by Noah'sArk on Mar 19, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bring KJ Noons in to fight Njokuani please?

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I like the way you think

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

also

It’s still strange to hear something like that.

by pud333 on Mar 19, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

the thing is

Barboza connected with power strikes that almost dropped him in the first and third rounds, even though Anthony outstruck him

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by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would have liked to see Barboza actually follow up on that shot

instead of standing back

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

he did that with the earlier strikes that he landed too, seemed to be holding himself back a lot, he needs to let it go

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by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

rookie mistake maybe

by Storry on Mar 19, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Njokuani has was absorbing some hard shots tonight...

He got punched in the first

Back side kicked in the second

Back hook kicked in the thrid, and somehow didn’t go to sleep…WTF?!

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Probably not, but Barboza was winning that whole round.

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boy, I don’t see that. But whatever. i think both guys are safe from getting cut after that and it’s not like Njokuani was on his way to a title shot.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was winning the striking, but barely, and he had a takedown and was winning in that regard. That’s every facet, I didn’t say by a huge margin.

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still felt like Njokuani was winning the striking and as I’ve said for a long time I don’t really think a takedown matters unless you either hold a guy down for 30 seconds or something from the top that actually matters. But as I said…whatever…

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you’ve read anything I’ve said regarding takedowns lately (probably not, which is totally fine), I am 100% against takedowns being scored if they don’t do shit. Like the 30-27 in Nog v Bader pissed me off. I agree Bader won, but he averaged less than 30 seconds for every takedown and there’s no way he won the third round.

But regardless, I simply had Barboza edging him out and that’s where ‘every facet’ comes into play, wherein he got a takedown and Njokuani did not, I can’t then call it even in that regard, but I also wouldn’t take it into account when scoring the fight – which I did not.

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough. I ain’t mad

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was close

Anthony was winning by a bit, the kick just sealed the round.

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by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Usually not...

But it makes the judges decision to award the round based on a takedown easier to stomach.

by Jacob Hayes on Mar 19, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, but just like a late takedown in a close round, a back hook kick that connects is way rare...

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

tell that to Showtime Pettis

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by The Blackula on Mar 19, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

That looks like an awesomely horrible movie.

yes it does

by darkotto23 on Mar 19, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesomely horrible movies! That looks like Con Air or Machete quality.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

...you don't like Con Air?!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love Con Air. But also know Con Air is terrible. This isn’t confusing.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

No Movie W/ Danny Trejo Is Any Form Of Horrible!!!

Blasphemer!

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by F'n Clownshoes on Mar 19, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

good stuff of the ufc to do that for japan.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

come on Banha!

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by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Promos like that

Make me realize how much the UFC should go away from Spike

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

i want it to happen

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Their success seems connected to Spike big time.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can Luiz Cane re-ignite the flame against the fire Marshall?

You can’t write this shit. Well you can, because they did. But you know.

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I wanna play Killzone in 3D with the Move gun so bad….

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Earlier in the fight, I thought it was honorable that Edson didn't pounce on Anthony after the eye poke...

…however, after he connected on the back hook kick, and didn’t follow up on a visibly dazed Njokuani, I wonder if this will come back to haunt him.

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

he won? thats some shitty haunting

by hewsdaddy on Mar 19, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

We'd need a time machine for that to come back to haunt him tonight

I meant in the future…

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see what he’s saying. When you see weakness, you pounce. You don’t celebrate and back away

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marshall is 2-1 in the UFC.

Someone remind me why he got canned the first time?

by pud333 on Mar 19, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

3-1

cut after a loss to the janitor.

he’s very boring.

by kellly on Mar 19, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forgot

about the TUF finale. Thanks.

by pud333 on Mar 19, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

3-1

hes boring as all shit

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

3-1

He’s kind of sort of boring sometimes

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know if you've heard...

But the consensus says, he was pretty boring…

by Jacob Hayes on Mar 19, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

boring

and cut again

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by merryprankster on Mar 19, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like putting my brazilian ppv on SAP

Because I get to hear Goldie and Rogan talk off-record and their cursing and comments about some stuff happening they wouldn’t make while commenting. This is only for the Spike undercard fights that happen before the actual PPV and the re-run of the facebook ones after the PPV ends. The subscription is also very cheap. They only started allowing SAP in these last 2 events.

by Rammie on Mar 19, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

If that is true, that would be EPIC!!!

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well it is true, but that only applies to the Spike fights and the Facebook fights after the event is over.

by Rammie on Mar 19, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

please?

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

ignore the "?"

I’m trying to second your request

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no idea how to record it, and the total time would be less than 5 minutes anyway.

by Rammie on Mar 19, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

a lot of boos for Jones when they showed him on the big screen, big cheers for Shogun!

by kovy on Mar 19, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Marshall is huge

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, but if 8 Mile is any indicator, he bones like a rabbit

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

wakka wakka

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by merryprankster on Mar 19, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marshall is getting lots of chances here.

by pud333 on Mar 19, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Tan dan has beef with Mir too

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by MSEMCEE on Mar 19, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

to be fair

didn’t look like he was connecting clean for a while there

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by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snowdenstrike administers 600 blows

for busfare

then he walks home

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ha

you counted it correctly, but I still think it was a good stoppage, right on time, he stopped the fight when the blows became clean :p

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by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he was about 30 seconds late, he got caught a few times once he tried to go from side to side and they were big shots

by Storry on Mar 19, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely

Missed a lot of shots.

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn, that went on a lot longer than necessary

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by HitokiriX on Mar 19, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Cane throw hard

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by F'n Clownshoes on Mar 19, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

That's one of the worst efforts I've ever seen in a UFC fight

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Late notice and desperation. Marshall will probably be retiring after this.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

..enough of them were getting through, he was clearly hurt and wasn’t doing anything but covering up. That was a pretty bad stoppage

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

how long did that last?

i changed the channel and missed it

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Man!

Me too; I missed it. I went outside for a smoke and I came back in after it was over.

by eyeIess on Mar 19, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn't it Big Tan Dan...

That also let Mir get slaughtered by Carwin?
He seems to have a vendetta against certain fighters…

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"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Little odd by Mirgliaotta, but I don’t think it was really heavy GnP, I’d say Marshall should be relatively fine

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by StevenGiles on Mar 19, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Shots were heavy but had zero accuracy.

He’s definitely hurt and it should have been stopped sooner but it was not as bad as it looked.

by Roa on Mar 19, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I mean its not like his head was bouncing off the mat, but yeah a lot of shots were getting through

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by StevenGiles on Mar 19, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cane looks like Imhotep from The Mummy.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

That's not the first time Mirgliotta

Has let a fight go on for way too long in a UFC card in New Jersey.

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Thia fight reminded me of Brock vs Cain

Brock- Eliot Marshal
Cain- Luiz Cane

by rscott94 on Mar 19, 2011 9:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Same weight class too….

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

things could get awkward

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

A little late stoppage is better than early, I think almost every fighter would agree.

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by Kefka on Mar 19, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Their brains wouldn't

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

unless youre a doctor or care about people’s health

by Sokonojudo on Mar 19, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe this sport is not for you! But seriously he should tap to strikes if he fears for his health. He didn’t cause he was still moving to get guard, if he stops and turtles then is the time

by Ally007 on Mar 19, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

He didn’t because he was out and rolling on instinct

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

if his instincts take over and make him roll he is not properly out in my view

by Ally007 on Mar 19, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m a big fan of erring on the side of caution and not having guys brains give out on them at 40 years old

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Goldie just say “joe jon bones jones”?

by rU5H on Mar 19, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Daniel-son? Wax on, Wax off!

by Sokonojudo on Mar 19, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

did u guys hear his nickname on the beginning of the fbook stream?

he made buffer say joe-bi won kenobi

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

what happens to milk when you leave it on the counter?

it SPOILS!!!

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would bone Shogun.

Really good looking dude.

No homo.

by Cunny on Mar 19, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Shogun looks like he’s on vacation.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 19, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

that's where the power lies

but the unibrow and he loses the power

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

show the Koch KO

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by merryprankster on Mar 19, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Bannedegeddon 2011 is underway!

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

well at least u didnt say who got ko'd

you could’ve meant either guy

but cmon dude

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i bet a lot of people would have missed the comment

if yall didn’t respond to it

thats the only reason I saw it lol

by dbcb on Mar 19, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Punk swine!

At least you got your wish.

by Cunny on Mar 19, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am a stupid

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by merryprankster on Mar 19, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit fuck

rat bastard

lol fml why

by Sauce on Mar 19, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

When do Dana and Rogan start YELLING AT US TO BUY THE PPV?

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe Rogan;s soul dies a little...

when he has to come up with a new wacky, cartoonish face at the end.

by John Danaher's Hair on Mar 19, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jones putting on his “relaxed” face.

by John Danaher's Hair on Mar 19, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

where the shit fuck did he say that

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lols

for “shitfuck”

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

…and hold it for about 15 minutes.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 19, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

superhero

i literally lol’d at that one

by C.A.M. on Mar 19, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I didn’t hear all of what rogan said. Did he just say jersey is filled with scumbags and murders?

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

The park Bones was meditating in, I believe.

"I can’t wait until Shogun blows up everyone’s dreams on Saturday." - by Tim Burke on Mar 15, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
"Within a minute of the first takedown that Jones gets, Shogun will sweep and mount him and then he’ll finish it pretty quickly." - by Luke Nelson on Mar 15, 2011 3:55 PM EDT
"jones will have his head removed and then go back to learning how to cover up." - by pornflake on Mar 16, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
"At 2:34 seconds in the 5th round a rabid deer will enter the arena, knock down Herb Dean, head butt Jon Jones, and Shogun will win via split decision." - by DayGeaux on Mar 15, 2011 5:02 PM EDT (Clearly the most likely of any of these.)

by zakkree on Mar 19, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes...

he said you should only be meditating in a park in N. Jersey if you’re Jon Jones

by John Danaher's Hair on Mar 19, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i live in north jersey

and yes, meditating in a park in Paterson is not smart unless you have a gun.

that being said, Paterson is the exception, not the rule

by kellly on Mar 19, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

how awesome is Rogan? very

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s not what happened at all, Joe

by John Danaher's Hair on Mar 19, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Wooo yea!

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by MSEMCEE on Mar 19, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

only certain parts of Newark are bad. At least it’s not Camden. >.>

by Sokonojudo on Mar 19, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

umm Rogan

I thought Jones had to think a moment before he went running after the criminal.

And wasn’t it Jackson and Winklejohn who took off first and tackled him?

Not to mention it wasn’t a purse, the dude broke the window on a car and took off with a GPS.

Story Fail!

by rU5H on Mar 19, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

This just in:

Rogan says Sadam has WMDs.

by pud333 on Mar 19, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is fucking awesome.

Fights on Facebook, fights on spike, and later the main card.

by pud333 on Mar 19, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

facebook fights were meh but free fights so w/e!

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOOOWOW!!

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by MSEMCEE on Mar 19, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

ouch, that looked sore

by Ally007 on Mar 19, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck

I missed the KO cause I was commenting here on BE. I hate you guys.

by pud333 on Mar 19, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

The days as champ are done... but the juggernaut known as Brock Lesnar will return.

by HitokiriX on Mar 19, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

like watching rashad evans fight

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats like what happened with Mac Danzig vs Joe Stevenson

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Bruce Buffer's like

“Only main card-ers get to fistbump me kid. "

by John Danaher's Hair on Mar 19, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Keep your hands up & Don't run into fists!!

Soko’s two MMA phrases of wisdom for the night

by Sokonojudo on Mar 19, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

That punch didn't even land perfectly

It sure landed hard.

Don’t understand why Assuncao kept it standing so long.

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Duke's brother, Rick The Jet Roufus is the striking coach for Ben Henderson

Hopefully Smoove does well against Bocek.

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are they really bragging that Jones and two other grown men beat up a homeless guy?

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

with a figure four wooooooooooooo

by Ally007 on Mar 19, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe that’s why Jones was tweeting about thanking god for his victory.

Victory = helping the lady get her GPS back.

by rU5H on Mar 19, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really? I prefer a world where random cage fighters don’t believe themselves authorized to make those kinds of judgments.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s a reason we don’t approve of vigilante justice. Glad Jones was there to escalate a property crime into a violent situation. No way THAT could ever go wrong!

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

What do you call three grown men, entering into a situation they weren’t familiar with, chasing a man, slamming him down and arm-barring him? Are you serious? What if it was his car and he was late for an appointment?

Assuming any of it actually happened.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

then old homeless man

is gonna make a lot of money suing the shit out of them

win all around no matter what

by dbcb on Mar 19, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I imagine he has cause to sue either way.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 19, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s all fun and games until you forget your keys, try to break into your own house through that one side window, and Tank Abbott blindsides you with his justice punches.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve got a ground game, tank can jog on

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude Tank Abbott would beat the fuck out of 85% of the UFC’s current crop if he got a free shot while they were climbing in a window.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but I have like a sixth sense where I can feel people sneaking up on me. Kind of like how I have a seventh sense where I know when a fart is actually going to be a shart ahead of time

I still usually go for it

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I call

Proper force to stop a crime. Nobody was injured. A lady recoup her GPS.

by Henrique on Mar 19, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unless you're Roger Huerta

Who may actually be a super hero

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

He didn't shot the guy

Or used excessive force. He and his trainers just caught the robber and pin him down.

by Henrique on Mar 19, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s certainly making an impression on me, there’s load of homeless people outside my store. Time to put my sambo classes to good use BRB

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I used to do outreach to homeless adults in NYC...

believe me, it’s quite an accomplishment to beat up a homeless guy. They’re tough as nails.

by John Danaher's Hair on Mar 19, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kind of do that

but it’s more like I brew coffee and put out cookies in my store in the morning and they’ve stopped listening when I say no, so now I talk to ’em and have made a few friends

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

their stories are fascinating.

by John Danaher's Hair on Mar 19, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was homeless myself last year, for about four weeks. Previously, the year before, I filmed a documentary with a friend of mine in San Jose and we lived with a group of homeless people for two weeks. Some of the coolest people I ever met

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesome.

About the doc and friendships…not the homeless part :)

by John Danaher's Hair on Mar 19, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dedication: I got online every day on my laptop on public wifi to post my articles.

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I work with the homeless occasionally as part of my job, and I can definitely attest to this being true. Sleeping outside in minus 30 degree weather will turn anybody tough. It’s a necessity.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 19, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL, this is pretty awesome, gotta give Jones that

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

indeed

"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me" - Philippians 4:13

by Noah'sArk on Mar 19, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dana prolly paid some crackhead $50 to break into a car infront of Jones..

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, honestly ...

… it’s likely they’re trying to make it sound better, but the way they tell it sounds like your run-of-the-mill “holy shit did you hear what happened?” word-of-mouth kind of thing. As in, things get misconstrued when they just happen, etc.

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

I gotta read more into this story, I just now heard this…

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

When the legend is better than the truth, print the legend...

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

No sir, my name is Liberty Valance

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George Carlin

by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I inherited this knowledge via marriage

My in-laws think John Wayne hung the moon.

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way off.

Like, way off across the fucking universe.

by pud333 on Mar 19, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit. By the end of the night, the story will be:

Jones chases down a gang of GPS thieves, spinning elbows each of them in the head like a whirling dervish, then chokes them all out, thereby single-handedly bringing down a GPS crime cartel.

by pud333 on Mar 19, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I keep reading “GSP thieves”

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I nearly typed that. The “Preview” button is my friend.

by pud333 on Mar 19, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

that will be part of the story. The thieves managed to beat up GSP and stole from him. They were no match for Jon Jones though.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

The capital penalty would be introduced in Canada if that ever happened.

by Henrique on Mar 19, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please stop calling Jones a superhero

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by Noah'sArk on Mar 19, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

MORE LIKE SUPER ZERO M I RITE

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dana has to be shitting bricks his Jones hype train is full steam and Shogun and his unibrow may derail that. Rua could never be the draw Jones could be, regardless of how exciting a fighter he is.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 19, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Dana's in a win win position, no matter what

Given the hype on Bones leading up to tonight, Rua will become a house hold name if he KOs Jones.

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would hope so, but I don’t see it.

The more you drive the less intelligent you are.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 19, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jones is very young

A loss here will not necessarily derail his career

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not at all, but a win would really be something, given the hype

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course

but as someone mentioned in another thread the other day. The Hughes loss never hurt GSP and I don’t see a loss here for Jones being any different

Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.

by Chris Hall on Mar 19, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the biggest storyline after Shogun/Jones

Will be the PPV buys.

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm thinking this ones gonna be big

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if college basketball will cut into the number of buys.

I be tossin' and flossin', my style is awesome
Causin' more family feuds than Richard Dawson.

by TitanFan2K on Mar 19, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

UFC IS OVERRATED!

Yamma and Wamma will rise and combine to form Super MMA LolMegatron and create worldwide monopoly of sport

by Sokonojudo on Mar 19, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAMMY?

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Mar 19, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was waffling tonight, based more on the $5 increase on the HD ppv, but I've been looking forward to this, so i sprung for it.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

However you want to interpret it

I think this gets 400-500k.

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn. it’s 3 in the morning in Germany. I didn’t sleep a minute. but I’m f’n pumped.
starting now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Tyrion on Mar 19, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

That's great hustle.

Follow my Twitter or be a dick! @BVandDietPepsi

by BVandDietPepsi on Mar 19, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Jones will snitch on you if you’re watching a stream

The more you drive the less intelligent you are.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 19, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

They also wind up in ditches

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

bitches without......britches?

I got nothin’

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fitch is a bitch snitch witch itchin to ditch which enrich britch stitches.

(that makes no sense)

by Sokonojudo on Mar 19, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuuuck my stupid wifi at home was too slow for Dish to process the order

so I had to scramble and order from my Droid, Droid does!

/Droid plug

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm such a pussy when it comes to betting

I’ve got over $2 million of fake money riding on the main card on mmaplayground vs. a real $10 bet with my friend.

by Balrog on Mar 19, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel you, lol I opened an acct at BetUs so I could place little $5 bitch bets

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same. Only time I’ve ever bet on mma is Dan Henderson vs Rampage. I bet $5 with a friend that Rampage would win.

I never got that $5…

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did bet 10 euros on Gabe Ruediger winning against Jon Lauzon. You can start laughing at me now.

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by Tyrion on Mar 19, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back from my Beer and Pizza run

Let’s do this

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Can’t they do something about those terrible intro interviews?

by dribblebib on Mar 19, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

You could practically see Jones' eyes reading the cue card

"What do you know about my vision? My vision will turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. Now ask yourself: Are you really ready to see that vision?"
-Huey Freeman

by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's everyone drinking/snacking?

Got myself some Cajun Seafood Salad with Tabasco and of course, Black Velvet and Diet Pepsi.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Mar 19, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Papa John's and Newcastle

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guinness

leftover from thursday

by Balrog on Mar 19, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m all alone in a house that doesn’t belong to me. Just beer.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, not alone. I did bring my dog.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got some coca-cola tonight

first time drinking in months, so I’m feeling the buzz (that’s right, from coca-cola…)

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gin & gingers and baked ziti.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 19, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

whiskey

just sippin though, not blacking out and ranting for this one

"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pinnacle and Limeaid

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kracken Black Spiced Rum
Newcastle
Cheese Pizza with home made ghost chilie/naga viper/dorset naga hotsauce (three hottest peppers in the world) and atomic hot wings cut up on top

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coffee. and more coffee. as I said it’s 3 in the moring here in Germany.

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by Tyrion on Mar 19, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does the PPV start in an hour?

by Unabomberman on Mar 19, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

it's on now mate

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

sarcasm?

we’re watching Schaub walk out as I type this

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on Cro Cop!

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I picked Schaub, I bet on Schaub but...

if we get the LHK finish, I will still be happy.

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

First UFC I'm watching on my new tv

I loooooooooove HD

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

PRIDE MARCH CONQUEST PART I OF II

MIRKO CRO COP WILL KILL BRENDAN SCHAUB!

PART II IS SHOGUN RETAINING TITLE!

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Ooooh.

We starting out with some CroCop.

Come on, Mirko! Beat back one more of these young bucks.

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by a tommy point on Mar 19, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

BELIEVE! BELIEVE!

PRIDE! NEVER! DIE!

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

He beat Chase Gormley? That changes everything.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit, Schaub is a big dude...

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Cro Cop retirment match…

by John Danaher's Hair on Mar 19, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

It's storming in NorCal

And I got DirecTV. I pray for no black outs.

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by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 10:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Schaub has already lost the intro music battle.

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this page is so laggy

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 19, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

right now he does

he throws combos and is aggresive, mirkos just old

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ice T in the background!

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Ice T with the hair cut...no perm, no product

That’s a first

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

please mirko, give me one last lhk

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

one last LHK then retire. Please!!

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Original Gangsta?

New Jack?!

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OG is a solid album

google it homie!

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pat Barry has ensured that...

if you fight Cro Cop and you say that you were a fan, you have to pledge to “bring the fight.”

by John Danaher's Hair on Mar 19, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

god dammit that fight was still fun

everyone stop hating on it

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cro Cop I love you, but you’re bringing me down.

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by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 19, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

As of yet all you've missed is some serious overuse of the word "assassin"

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Morricone?!!

Hells Yes!!

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 19, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed.

Sounds like Springfield's got a discipline problem.
- Maybe that's why we beat them at football nearly half the time.

by New_User on Mar 19, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i really really hope not

but ur probably right

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Snowden you’re breaking my heart

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on second thought it might be these wings, but you’re not helping

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mirko is walking out to music that they use in his Highlight vids on Youtube.

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

u think he stays up late watching them

and as he does a he sheds a single tear

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Croatian Sensation!

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by Typecast on Mar 19, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is Mirko’s nose all red?

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

It was Red nose day in the UK yesterday!

by Ally007 on Mar 19, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope its not what i think it could be

but hell if it makes him fight better……

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reasons for a red nose:

1.) Drunk

2.) Had it pre-broken in warm ups

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Rogan word of the night is assassin. Assassin.

by John Danaher's Hair on Mar 19, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I have to drink every time he says assassin, I will be dead by the Faber fight

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

is Mirko

the most depressing pride transfer? I had such high hopes for him.

by dbcb on Mar 19, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

sylvia fight was fun

so was couture

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

It’s very sad

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Good Bad and The Ugly

Also used for a lot of things. Opie and Anthony for instance, wooo!

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by BVandDietPepsi on Mar 19, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sitting

right behind Schaub’s parents…kind of an interesting experience.

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My whole section was pro-Cro Cop

until word got out about Schaub’s parents, and now suddenly everyone’s a Schaub fan ;)

by Scott Haber on Mar 19, 2011 10:24 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

make sure to yell “kick his fucking head off, Cro Cop!!” really loud.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

keep your phone camera on them in case schaub gets knocked out or something. Their reaction would be cool

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please Mirko

Highlight KO

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by Blue22AMD on Mar 19, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Ideally, Cro Cop takes this.

Realistically, I just hope he wakes up after it’s finished.

by Cunny on Mar 19, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Trevor Whitman looks like the kind of dude who would let Subo interview him.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha!

I see what you did there.

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Setting myself up but I got goosebumps..

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 19, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Herb Dean is an absolute assassin of a referee!

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

fml

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

rib tattoos

the new arm bands

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by F'n Clownshoes on Mar 19, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

ha

Learn JiuJitsu, it's fun.

by RolloTomasi on Mar 19, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many highkicks has Cro Cop thrown in the ufc? I feel like its around 2.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

can anyone help me out

i am not having any luck

ufc fan boy all the way

by georgehouse on Mar 19, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

You want to get banned right?

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sports.yahoo.com

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have Crocop by RHK

Sounds like Springfield's got a discipline problem.
- Maybe that's why we beat them at football nearly half the time.

by New_User on Mar 19, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

CroCop

Has not looked the same since joining the UFC why is that

by sportquips on Mar 19, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

He's got the old.

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by a tommy point on Mar 19, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Age.

Plus he can’t fight Minowa and Gono anymore…

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by RolloTomasi on Mar 19, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

what’s a strong warning compared to just a warning?

by rU5H on Mar 19, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

From the mind of Herb Dean

strong warning = next time you do it point off
warning == another warning == point deduction

by Ally007 on Mar 19, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck me…crocop got taken down.

by Unabomberman on Mar 19, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

oh, they have standing in the UFC now?

Sounds like Springfield's got a discipline problem.
- Maybe that's why we beat them at football nearly half the time.

by New_User on Mar 19, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn MMaJunkie and MMaFighting are updating so slow…

by Unabomberman on Mar 19, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Stay away from those evil, evil sites!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've always thought CroCop looks like a MASSIVE 225

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Mirko

doesnt look to stand he looks to clinch and DO NOTHING with it ???

by sportquips on Mar 19, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

this is just painful to watch

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

It hurts the heart.

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by a tommy point on Mar 19, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

.............

fuck

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

If it's clinchfest 2011

CroCop is done.

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Crocop is a tough SOB

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Schaub

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by BVandDietPepsi on Mar 19, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

entertaining round.
schaub takes it.

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by Tyrion on Mar 19, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

He just looks like he doesn't care...

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

he actually threw one

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

My heart jumped with that LHK

flashbacks…

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I could see that coming from my couch

He was loading up.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Mar 19, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

i got so damn excited there

then i realized it wasnt 2005 and got sad

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

HEAD KICK! HEAD KICK! HE THREW IT!

And now he’s taken down.

Rinse and repeat. This is just a slightly better version of the Mir plan.

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

his knee was not touching the ground…

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

nevermind

damn replays

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

mirkos begging for a foul now?

i’m no longer sipping that whiskey

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Cro Cop keeps looking to clinch then does absolutely nothing. WHY???

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by StevenGiles on Mar 19, 2011 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Schaub has a great pace for a HW

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by MSEMCEE on Mar 19, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

why you make me sad cro cop..why?

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is Cro-Cop looking to clinch?

Cut him.

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Schaub's nose is toast

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

i think it was the elbow

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

1 point?? OOOOOOOO

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

WHOA!

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

This is the guy that used to USED TO entertain the shit outta me….no longer

by sportquips on Mar 19, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Mirko is in it!

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 19, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

So it’ll be 29-27 instead of 30-27

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by StevenGiles on Mar 19, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

The head kick ain't worth shit nowadays

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Clinch Clinch Clinch Clinch Clinch Clinch

Both of them are doing this

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

He's hanging in there...

Why has he adopted thee Rampage Jackson flat foot plodding style?

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

19-18 Schaub

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

19-18 Shaub, I guess.

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by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 19, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

19-18 Brendan

but CroCop is starting to wake up, hopefully he’ll go in the fight in the 3rd

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

19-18 Schaub

But he’s not impressing me.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Mar 19, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

oww

that fuckin hellbow

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

damn elbows

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Cro Cop just took that round and got the point deduction.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

nah...

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

sig bet on it

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

THe crowd is behind Cro Cop, that’s enough to sway most judges. I’m just saying that through my eyes he didn’t win the round.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is brutal

i knew it was gonna happen but seeing mirko fight like this still is so damn painful

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

19-18

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Cro Cop clinches almost as well as James ‘Bonecrusher’ Smith in his Tyson fight

by RelentIess on Mar 19, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeaaaah.

Schaub has no balls.

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by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 10:29 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

quite the stalemate. didn’t like the point deduction. probably a 9-9. Clinchwork was even, so Schaubs takedown might save him a 9-9. 19-18

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by Tyrion on Mar 19, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

he warned him over and over

whats the point of the warning if you aren’ gonna follow through/?

by dbcb on Mar 19, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes yes the grapes the grapes Mirko

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 19, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

fake to the balls now and go to the head cro cop!!

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate fights with so many fouls and stoppages, fuck.

by BeardedNerd on Mar 19, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

CroCop is in it man..

the fucking takedowns though

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m glad this one isn’t 5 rounds

by RelentIess on Mar 19, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

CroCop is utterly predictable

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Takedown by Schaub

And thats the fight.

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K-1 Top 5: Overeem, Jienotsu, Masato, Buakaw, Zambidis

by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 10:30 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Schaub's takedowns look painful

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Mirko is making me proud in this last round

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

football takedowns..

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

He fuckin speared him

you can tell he was a football player, that was a tackle

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-Huey Freeman

by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

why oh why

does he insist on clinch all the time I dont get his gameplan (Mirko)

by sportquips on Mar 19, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

If CroCop won by Triangle

Rogan’s first response would be how underrated his ground game would be.

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by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 10:33 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Atta boy CroCop!

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-Huey Freeman

by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Late in the fight is when you throw the kick to the body…

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck

"What do you know about my vision? My vision will turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. Now ask yourself: Are you really ready to see that vision?"
-Huey Freeman

by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu

by BeardedNerd on Mar 19, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

He went full retard

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-Huey Freeman

by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Sure looked like it when his head hit the mat

by rU5H on Mar 19, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

HA!

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MMA Top 5: Penn, Rampage, The Spider, Yasubey, Mayhem

K-1 Top 5: Overeem, Jienotsu, Masato, Buakaw, Zambidis

by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 10:34 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Please retire CroCop, I can’t take this anymore

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Hybrid FTW!!!!

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George Carlin

by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

RETIRED

Meet me on Monsta Island. Where the girls look good and the MC's be Wildin'.
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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

No more.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Mar 19, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

ummm... no

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by F'n Clownshoes on Mar 19, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

The one on the ground was definitely poor sportsmanship.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 19, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

No it wasn’t. He hesitated and Herb Dean didn’t break it up so he ended up throwing it.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mark Hunt

would have walked away. But Mirko was still moving, and no Herb, so you can’t blame Schaub.

by dribblebib on Mar 19, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t blame him in that it was acceptable within the rules, but it was poor judgement, seemingly.

I don’t know, I’m not him, I didn’t see what he saw. Just my opinion.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 19, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see it differently. He didn’t throw it in the heat of passion, he looked, saw him drop like a sack of potatoes on his head, hesitated, and then dropped a bomb.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 19, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

ummm..... no

"There are no atheists in foxholes" isn't an argument against atheism, it's an argument against foxholes. ~James Morrow
"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."-Steven Wright

by F'n Clownshoes on Mar 19, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Such insight.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 19, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

i just feel like someone else could type faster and explain it more clearly….I kept on wanting to say you play to the whistle.

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by F'n Clownshoes on Mar 19, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha, just goofing. Yeah, I mean, I don’t think Shaub is an awful guy at all, and I totally understand that idea. It just looked a little… I dunno… calculated.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 19, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

omg....

The days as champ are done... but the juggernaut known as Brock Lesnar will return.

by HitokiriX on Mar 19, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

So much for PRIDE never dying.

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Boxing Top 5: Mayweather, Dawson, Martinez, JM Marquez, Cotto

MMA Top 5: Penn, Rampage, The Spider, Yasubey, Mayhem

K-1 Top 5: Overeem, Jienotsu, Masato, Buakaw, Zambidis

by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 10:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Pride

died a long long time ago my friend….where have you been?

by sportquips on Mar 19, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

That fall looked fucking terrible...I hope he's okay

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a beauty

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Mar 19, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

that’s a wrap

The more you drive the less intelligent you are.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 19, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Goddammit that last one was brutal

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-Huey Freeman

by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

SHITBALLS!!

just retire Cro cop please

by darkotto23 on Mar 19, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Behind the ear.

Equilibrium gone. Wasn’t to the chine, at least.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Mar 19, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

*chin

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Mar 19, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was behind the ear which threw off the equilibrium and then he landed right on his head.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

looked closer to the temple

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by F'n Clownshoes on Mar 19, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually you are 100% correct ....ear

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by F'n Clownshoes on Mar 19, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

That landing was looked god awful

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George Carlin

by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get in position Herb. Schaub hesitated before throwing that last punch but when the ref wasn’t there he threw it.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Shaub family reaction photos please….

by RelentIess on Mar 19, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

the whole section

erupted around them so I couldn’t get a shot. Mom was crying though, and lots of drunk bros were hugging her and the father. Even a few Cro Cop fans congratulated then.

After the first round, his mom stuck her head in her lap when they showed the elbow busting Schaub’s nose…hard to watch.

by Scott Haber on Mar 19, 2011 10:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Damn. Didn’t see that coming.

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by Tyrion on Mar 19, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

PRIDE NEVER DIE :(

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Pride
died a long long time ago my friend….where have you been?

by sportquips on Mar 19, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was funny

3 years ago.

Learn JiuJitsu, it's fun.

by RolloTomasi on Mar 19, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

IN DENIAL

LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like it's Mir - CroCop all over again :(

"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz

by CasualMMAFan on Mar 19, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

…he was doing pretty well up till then :)

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 19, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Anthony Pace

Where you at? You aight, kid?

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

No.

The only good bug is a dead bug!

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by Anthony Pace on Mar 19, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's okay though...

I’m about 2 shotgunned beers away from blacking out.

The only good bug is a dead bug!

Head Kick Legend

by Anthony Pace on Mar 19, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

GOD DAMN IT

"He embodies this cultural shift that we have and it really started with Dr.Dre selling us NWA and selling us the culture of gangster is cool, Yeah gangster is cool in a way to watch a movie. But being gangster is just being a little kid. And starting a big brawl because, What? I talked some shit to your homie, that is just ghetto and that thing is what embodies what is wrong with america right now" Jason "mayhem" Miller on Nick Diaz

by Blue22AMD on Mar 19, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

That was some Marquardt-Maia shit right there.

Twitter: @FlyByKnite

by FlyByKnight on Mar 19, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

EARLY STOPPAGE!!!!!!

"The only freakshow's the one in my pants"
-James Toney

by chasethegoose on Mar 19, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gabriel Gonzaga is a legend?

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by StevenGiles on Mar 19, 2011 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

news to me

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-Huey Freeman

by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

well he does have a legendary head kick..

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

MANBEARBIG

Meet me on Monsta Island. Where the girls look good and the MC's be Wildin'.
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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooof

MANBEARPIG

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

MANBEARBIG = 'Zaga

MANBEARPIG = MANBEARPIG

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by RolloTomasi on Mar 19, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell yeah.

According to Rogan – everyone is a legend.

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MMA Top 5: Penn, Rampage, The Spider, Yasubey, Mayhem

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by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 10:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Thanks for the great career highlights, Cro Cop. You’re done though dude.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Mir - Schaub?

Book it!

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MMA Top 5: Penn, Rampage, The Spider, Yasubey, Mayhem

K-1 Top 5: Overeem, Jienotsu, Masato, Buakaw, Zambidis

by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 10:36 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I like it.

The more you drive the less intelligent you are.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 19, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s not on him. Herb wasn’t in position to stop the fight so he hesitated and the ref didn’t stop it so he did his job

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ref should have stopped it faster.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

cro cop is an all time great

lets remember him as the open weight gp winner and the greatest and most vicious striker in the hw division

lets forget everything he did in the octagon though

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Herb was way fucking late there

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-Huey Freeman

by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

shogun-machida punch.

Same spot

by Sokonojudo on Mar 19, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Hendo - Faeijao too

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

When did Gonzaga become a legend? Schaub needs to really work a lot more because he looked very very sloppy against an battle-worn Mirko.

by Stroma on Mar 19, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

It's a lot of money!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd be begging too

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well he ain't getting it

It’s Koch’s for now.

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Schaub vs. Barry/Kongo winner?

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar." - Squidward Tentacles

by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Shogun vs The Crimefighter

Pride Knee vs Batterang.

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MMA Top 5: Penn, Rampage, The Spider, Yasubey, Mayhem

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Shaub has many future beatings to look forward to.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 19, 2011 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Sigh, yet another unblockable, unstoppable behind the ear punch………yes yes I know, its legal, blah blah, just tired of seeing these fights come to these abrupt ends with these behind the ear punches, and it was just as annoying when Big Country did it TO Schaub

by Hutchy on Mar 19, 2011 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I still like the face Schaub made when Nelson KOd him.

by Stroma on Mar 19, 2011 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

And now we know

why they bought strikeforce. Jake Shields hype videos.

by Trysdor on Mar 19, 2011 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

boo

I aint buying it he didnt even beat Kampmann

by sportquips on Mar 19, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

When cro cop gets knocked out it always looks so bad..the way he falls and everything.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s how dreams of hope look when they die.

by Unabomberman on Mar 19, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Sent mayhem packing?”

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

But…he didn’t send him packing anywhere. He’s still where he was!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

It’s just one of those “sports phrases”, I guess

The only good bug is a dead bug!

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by Anthony Pace on Mar 19, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now that is a good promo

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Mar 19, 2011 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

The shields one? ech…I do not like it.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was more high concept than their standard fare

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Mar 19, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

BTW - if Shogun loses, it was the knee

If Jones loses, it was the robber. We have our excuses set!

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Mar 19, 2011 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Bones decided to up his difficulty by fighting a tournament.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Mar 19, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Don't forget the Draw

If it’s a draw, we can blame the 10 point must system.

All bases covered

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn’t Cro like 1-5 in the UFC ?

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Mar 19, 2011 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

4-5 I think

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wins: Sanchez, Barry, Perosh, Al-Turk

Losses: Gonzaga, Kongo, JDS, Mir, Schaub

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the info.

"These are the times that try men's souls" - Thomas Paine

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Mar 19, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah..way off.

"These are the times that try men's souls" - Thomas Paine

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Mar 19, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got Nate!

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

good call

Although I will always root for Danny Miller and a standing guillotine

by sportquips on Mar 19, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like the cut of your jib

Consider me mind wiped

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fall asleep during the Main Event?

Really, Joe? …It’s a GSP fight. That can’t be helped.

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Boxing Top 5: Mayweather, Dawson, Martinez, JM Marquez, Cotto

MMA Top 5: Penn, Rampage, The Spider, Yasubey, Mayhem

K-1 Top 5: Overeem, Jienotsu, Masato, Buakaw, Zambidis

by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 10:41 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I love Miller. I don’t if he loses.

The more you drive the less intelligent you are.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 19, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Nate "The Good" Marquardt

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar." - Squidward Tentacles

by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

His nickname should change after each fight.

by dribblebib on Mar 19, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who nearly fought the Chicken of Bristol

and personally wet himself at the Battle of Baden Hill

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm pissed we're missing one of the best entrances in the game

ur missed tonight sexy

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Markart gets the beat miller on short notice because his opponent had to drop the fight. That makes him the ONLY person to come out on the winning end of the Japan tragedy…

by RelentIess on Mar 19, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope Miller catches Nate with a crazy guillotine..but I doubt it happens. Nate by ref stoppage or decision.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

CCR!!! I like Miller a little more now!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I liked him anyway

But there are three things that get the old-ass people in my family to dance: Percy Sledge, Rod Stewart, and CCR.

Miller is a god.

The only good bug is a dead bug!

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by Anthony Pace on Mar 19, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

This IS SPARTA!!!!!!!….new jersey (cough,cough)

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 19, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Dan brings it

always, and steps up when needed he will be in the UFC for a long time….think Lytle

by sportquips on Mar 19, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I'm gonna have to wear him down"

This will be just like his fight with Okami.

by Cunny on Mar 19, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Marquardt should be able to retire anyone.

A very overrated look to Nate.

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Boxing Top 5: Mayweather, Dawson, Martinez, JM Marquez, Cotto

MMA Top 5: Penn, Rampage, The Spider, Yasubey, Mayhem

K-1 Top 5: Overeem, Jienotsu, Masato, Buakaw, Zambidis

by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 10:44 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

AMA is in a shopping mall (so is AKA I think too)

by Sokonojudo on Mar 19, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

PAUL HARRIS!

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by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 10:45 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Me too.

That ending was a letdown.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Mar 19, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Edson Barboza could learn a thing or two about that ending before his next fight

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Such a dumb fucking ending

If that fight went on I think that Palhares would’ve taken Nate’s leg home. Nate seemed to be in pain before he slipped out.

by av1o3 on Mar 19, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i want miller wins and subsequent title runs

lets get it done dan and jim

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Was it just me or is Dana’s voice sounding “fatter” tonight? Like he has food in his mouth

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by Leevancleef on Mar 19, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

dude

its like brothers that are in the same unit in the military its just cool

by sportquips on Mar 19, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

tough bastards

fight lots and lots…..short notice fights……great entrance music…..excellent representation of non guido Jersey boys

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by F'n Clownshoes on Mar 19, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, that broad in the Cage

Is about to handle someone. Holy Scott Christ.

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by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 10:46 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

She definitely rides a Harley.

by dribblebib on Mar 19, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Question

What was Marquardt’s walk in song?

by goodbones on Mar 19, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

according to one dude at Yahoo.

Twitter
yahoodoyle:
Marquardt comes out to Eminence Front. Isn’t that supposed to be Stephan Bonnar’s music?

by Unabomberman on Mar 19, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eminence Front – The Who

by goodbones on Mar 19, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what I thought, but I couldn’t recognize the song.

by goodbones on Mar 19, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet Jesus..

Brittany’s backside is ‘great’.

Arianny looks away in shame.

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by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 10:48 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Nate is fuckin huge for a MW

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

horse meat

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

*cough*

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MMA Top 5: Penn, Rampage, The Spider, Yasubey, Mayhem

K-1 Top 5: Overeem, Jienotsu, Masato, Buakaw, Zambidis

by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 10:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think he used to fight 205

don’t hold me to that, though

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by Anthony Pace on Mar 19, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since when is hopping considered ‘great takedown defense’?

by RelentIess on Mar 19, 2011 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Really?

You trying hopping on one leg while somebody is trying to take you down.

by av1o3 on Mar 19, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

since it works to prevent people from taking you down.

by Phildo on Mar 19, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

So close.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Mar 19, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I ned to stop reading the damn post

I’m sure now that my TV stream is like 20 second behind many folks here :(

by Ray Liang on Mar 19, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Next time…next time

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Mar 19, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rogan believes pot helps you with Jui Jitsu...

commentary…not so much

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is a good gauge to how high he is right now.

by av1o3 on Mar 19, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rubber Guard!

Joe Rogan just came in his pants

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank goodness they didn't go for Crackhead Control.

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love groundwork like this

takedowns with no offense? Not so much.

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Mar 19, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Stiff right hand!

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Way better nickname than ‘the great’

by RelentIess on Mar 19, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Com'on Miller.

Show me that Tombstone Piledriver.

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by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 10:52 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

The boys from Jackson's are working hard tonight

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

close round. I’m not sure who to give it to.

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by Tyrion on Mar 19, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Look at Goldie calling out the headkick!

lol expect to hear it 236436 times during the fight

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Different style?
Meaning no accuracy?

by RelentIess on Mar 19, 2011 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Sexyama

Considering everything that happened in Japan it would be pretty fucked up to be pissed at him for dropping out.

by av1o3 on Mar 19, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Japan tragedy saved Marquart

by RelentIess on Mar 19, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marquardt would have picked him apart.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goldie must be fired.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 19, 2011 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

31 different kinds?

“The Baskin Robbins of bad standup, is Dan Miller, Joe”

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nate is far superior an athelete and fighter, but he’s not living up to it.

The more you drive the less intelligent you are.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 19, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

“Took the fight on short notice and showing no signs of gassing” just SAY that he already was on the card!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Not showing any signs of gassing. Except breathing heavily through his mouth and no longer shooting for takedowns.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

but hes tough!

miller bros are tough! tough people can’t gass!

by dbcb on Mar 19, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Miller has a good chin

Nate’s hit him with some good shots

by Stones1981 on Mar 19, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

dude is gonna gas himself trying that, you’re not going to sub Marquardt with a guillotine

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

tell Almedia that

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by F'n Clownshoes on Mar 19, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

with renzo in the corner

7 SF - WR AJ Green, Georgia - BPA.

by Typecast on Mar 19, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

correct

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by F'n Clownshoes on Mar 19, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

thought that was it

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by merryprankster on Mar 19, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I bet Paul Harris is salivating.

Thinking of the multiple way to tear off appendages.

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by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 10:59 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

When Akiyama dropped

I wanted Paul Harris to step up. He just fought so he should be in shape and he didn’t take damage tearing off that one dude’s leg.

by av1o3 on Mar 19, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very good fight

20-18 Nate

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Round goes to Nate. Good fight.

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by Tyrion on Mar 19, 2011 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Miller

Really needs a new Boxing coach….like in between rounds fast

by sportquips on Mar 19, 2011 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope

hes a doper…..or has been caught using the roids

by sportquips on Mar 19, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think anyone really cares about that anymore.

I enjoy his fights. I guess I’m a fan. I don’t really care if he loses though.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, your not a fan, you dont have to lie to us

Sounds like Springfield's got a discipline problem.
- Maybe that's why we beat them at football nearly half the time.

by New_User on Mar 19, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miller is one tough mofo. Hes just not a top guy.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Nate just doesn’t pose any threat to Anderson….in a wheelchair.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 19, 2011 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

If Paul Harris wasn't stupid

Nate might be needing a wheelchair right now.

by av1o3 on Mar 19, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol @ Nate having a full conversation with his corner

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

rape choke!

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-Huey Freeman

by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

well

I guess we know who wins this fight by DEC

by sportquips on Mar 19, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

This Rogan Marcelo Garcia- kimura anecdote is way past it’s fresh-by date.

by John Danaher's Hair on Mar 19, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Rogan sounds high as fuuuu…

by goodbones on Mar 19, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I love Rogan are you kidding ?!

by goodbones on Mar 19, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I scored it 30-29 for Nate. Scored the first two rounds as 10-10’s.

What’s next for Nate? Belfort. That’s where I’d go.

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by FlyByKnight on Mar 19, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Marquardt vs Belfort?

Wandy?
Paul Harris?
Sonnen?
Bisping?

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by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 11:05 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Stann/Santiago winner.

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bisping seems about right

Although I was just about to mention what SSReporters did. It helps the divisional picture more than those matchups.

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by Anthony Pace on Mar 19, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

30-27 Nate

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

30-27 Nate, but I coul dsee 29-28 too

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

30-27 Nate

Good effort by Miller.

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Nate takes the fight.

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by Tyrion on Mar 19, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

30-27 for Nate

Miller is a warrior, but Marquardt is just on a different level

by darkotto23 on Mar 19, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Marquardt would be a good guy to “gift” to Strikeforce.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Jacare would tool Marquardt

his takedowns have more spice than your usual BJJ player

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by Anthony Pace on Mar 19, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Word.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 19, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

okami

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm...

Have to figure he’d get pissed since he’s “#1 Contender” right now

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by Anthony Pace on Mar 19, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well…they clearly aren’t interested in him getting that title

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's true

but from his perspective, it’d totally blow

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by Anthony Pace on Mar 19, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

29-28 Nate.
2nd round to miller on the submission attempts

by RelentIess on Mar 19, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I think it’s ok now for Rogan and Goldie to just call things as they are. There’s no need to gloss things over. Just call it as you see it. This is the product. If it’s good then educate, if it’s bad then let everyone know because it’s obvious.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 19, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh man

next weekend should be fun

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Transmisison just started...

stupud Televisa Deportes. I’m sure they’re gonna slap me with some freaking Crocop…

by Unabomberman on Mar 19, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

You don't want to see it man, it's painful

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF?

Brock looked a little slim in that green TUF shirt.

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K-1 Top 5: Overeem, Jienotsu, Masato, Buakaw, Zambidis

by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 11:08 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Whoa!

Strikeforce ad! And on the same day we started bombing Libya- coincidence?

by John Danaher's Hair on Mar 19, 2011 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

so wierd seeing SF promos on the UFC ppv

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

What fight is up next?

Sounds like Springfield's got a discipline problem.
- Maybe that's why we beat them at football nearly half the time.

by New_User on Mar 19, 2011 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

jim miller I believe.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lil' Miller vs Shalarous

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's really weird seeing a StrikeForce plug during a UFC broadcast

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I saw an ea mma commercial once during a TUF broadcast. Was weird.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was watching Bellator last week

and every UFC commercial you can think of played.

by av1o3 on Mar 19, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miller Vs Miller would be a good scrap

by RelentIess on Mar 19, 2011 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

it would go the distance

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by F'n Clownshoes on Mar 19, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watch Shalorus actually wrestle for once.

by BeardedNerd on Mar 19, 2011 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

beat me to it

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-Huey Freeman

by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yoga!

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Boxing Top 5: Mayweather, Dawson, Martinez, JM Marquez, Cotto

MMA Top 5: Penn, Rampage, The Spider, Yasubey, Mayhem

K-1 Top 5: Overeem, Jienotsu, Masato, Buakaw, Zambidis

by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 11:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Kamal fought mini Dan hardy?

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Reem vs Cain. I need to see this fight one day.

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by Goonisis on Mar 19, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nobody else was wiling to admit they are from Jersey

by RelentIess on Mar 19, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

really...Miller is a legit contender for the LW belt

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by F'n Clownshoes on Mar 19, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

so. Miller has fought like 10 times in 2.5 years in the UFC....he deserves this

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by F'n Clownshoes on Mar 19, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

if Miller were fighting almost any other fighter i’d be okay but Shalrous just does not deserve to be on the main card.

by av1o3 on Mar 19, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

it'll be a fun fight

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by F'n Clownshoes on Mar 19, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

but i get what you are sayin'

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by F'n Clownshoes on Mar 19, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Shalarous Persian?

Dude looks suspect. He should call himself Little Xeres.

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Boxing Top 5: Mayweather, Dawson, Martinez, JM Marquez, Cotto

MMA Top 5: Penn, Rampage, The Spider, Yasubey, Mayhem

K-1 Top 5: Overeem, Jienotsu, Masato, Buakaw, Zambidis

by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 11:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

from Iran

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't Persia below Iraq/Iran?

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Boxing Top 5: Mayweather, Dawson, Martinez, JM Marquez, Cotto

MMA Top 5: Penn, Rampage, The Spider, Yasubey, Mayhem

K-1 Top 5: Overeem, Jienotsu, Masato, Buakaw, Zambidis

by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 11:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Persian is the ethnicity of most Iranians

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really

Iran actually ecompasses classical Persia

And I spelled that wrong.

by BeardedNerd on Mar 19, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

classical?

there is no modern Persia. is there?

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by F'n Clownshoes on Mar 19, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, Shalarous is fighting Miller for the main event.

by Rammie on Mar 19, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's a meee. Maaaaarriooooooo

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Wisconsin up by 3 on K-State

This is probably a better option than Miller/Shalorus.

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

With Pitt imploding and a potential K-State win, I can go from 36th to Top-10 in the span of two hours in my money pool.

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by Anthony Pace on Mar 19, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shalarous by Old Man Strength.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 19, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha, touche.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 19, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

blame it on the alcohol

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

what a weird entrance song

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Some guys prefer to come out to songs they like and be in a good “mood” when they get in rather than being all “pumped up”

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s no accounting for taste.

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by jrobb20 on Mar 19, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I approve of Creedence.

by Rammie on Mar 19, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

MORE CCR!!!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Couldn’t agree more.

by Rammie on Mar 19, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim Miller looks like Keith Stone

and according to Rogan he’s so smooth

“always”

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Triple Threat.

Coco, Ice-T and MC Hammer.

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I hate the fuckin Eagles….
but CC AGAIN?

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 19, 2011 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

What CCR did Miller, Dan come out to? I missed it.

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by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 19, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

38 years old?

God dayumm

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Imagine.

Coco – Ice T’s wife, in UFC Ring Girl shorts.

O M F G!

Arianny would have a stroke.

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by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 11:16 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Can they find shorts that big?

I’m serious

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Read my mind.

Word for word.

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by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 11:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Iranian Zombie?

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 19, 2011 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Fucking USA chants.

Just chant Miller, you punks.

by Cunny on Mar 19, 2011 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I like the USA

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by jrobb20 on Mar 19, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Latino fighters think they are chanting ‘You Esse!’ so it’s all good

by RelentIess on Mar 19, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

AMURICA

FUCK YEA

Comin’ again to save the mothafuckin’ day YEA

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

any

team america quote deserves a reply!!!

by sportquips on Mar 19, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

FAKE TITS

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim Miller by Front Kick.

THIS IS SPARTA!

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by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 11:18 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Garcia should move back up to 155 and fight Shalorus…

Dana would call it the greatest fight of all time.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Garcia by split decision

by RelentIess on Mar 19, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shalrous

has some pretty inefficient striking. I expect him to gas out before the second ends.

by av1o3 on Mar 19, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

The crowd

are on the edge of their seats to hell if they wanna see 2 NJ fighters lose they know how to riot in NJ

by sportquips on Mar 19, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

did we watch the same fight?

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

by the look of laying on top

???? and getting the shit beat out of himself in the feet

by sportquips on Mar 19, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 Miller

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Who let Leonard Garcia in the Octagon?

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Miller.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 19, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

kamals gonna gas

miller wont

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

what's that supposed to mean?

You say Persian like it’s a bad thing?

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by SheepleBuster on Mar 19, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh?

I can’t spell his name off the top of my head.

persian I can spell

idk what youa re getting at.

by dbcb on Mar 19, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nevermind. I thought you were disrespecting persians :)

Don’t go there. ;)

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by SheepleBuster on Mar 19, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to see Shalarous with that Dwayne Lewis eye.

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10-9 Miller unless the judges are crazy and love the fact that Kamal was on top after the failed guillotine.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

USA USA USA

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by jrobb20 on Mar 19, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Robert Drysdale sweet.

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by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 11:24 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh snap

Never thought about that

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snowden might take him behind the barn and put him down.

by Sokonojudo on Mar 19, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like Matt Hughes and his brother?

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by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 11:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

That was fucking slick

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

oh wow that was slick by Miller.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I think he'll survive

he’s a student of Renzo’s I think

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aldo Hominick

is going to be sick…if your a hominick fan

by sportquips on Mar 19, 2011 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

You're going to be sick.

When Aldo crushes his knee caps.

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by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 11:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I have Dhalshim's stage music playing while I watch this fight.

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by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 11:25 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

That body lock is tight

you can see how compressed his stomach is

by av1o3 on Mar 19, 2011 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

what if he snapped his neck or something?

that would be fucking nuts

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

There was major glove grabbing

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

"The Ivan Salaverry"

No…no Goldberg, it’s not.

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by CasualMMAFan on Mar 19, 2011 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

All moves can be called the Salivary on some level.

by RelentIess on Mar 19, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Salaverry position, though, is specifically used to refer to being on top in side control, with the near side arm trapped between the legs. Mike Goldberg just doesn’t really know what he’s talking about when it comes to techniques and referred to it when Joe was talking about something totally different.

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by CasualMMAFan on Mar 19, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

SAY IT WIT' YO' CHEST!

WANNA’ GO NIGH-NIGH, *?!

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by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 11:28 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

20-19

Jim Miller and dont give me shit

by sportquips on Mar 19, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

shit

=)

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU CRAZY!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Going by varner fight, this fight is 2 rounds to none to Kamal

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by SheepleBuster on Mar 19, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

It's called: YOGA!

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by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 11:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

He has none to be secretive about either

by RelentIess on Mar 19, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone thinks K. looks like an Arab BJ Penn?

by Sokonojudo on Mar 19, 2011 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

good finish

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Great finish by miller!!!

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

WAR MILLER!

Savage, I tell you! Savage!

by pud333 on Mar 19, 2011 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

That's how Spartan's do it!

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by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 11:31 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Oh

He leakin’

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by Damon O. on Mar 19, 2011 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice finish

but I’m still not all that impressed by Miller. He does nothing that makes me think he could handle Edgar or Maynard

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by Noah'sArk on Mar 19, 2011 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude he is a bloody mess

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

millers looked awesome

a rematch with edgar or maynard would be a hell of a fight

he just keeps growing as a fighter

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Miller vs Guida?

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I know I know

but fantasy match up wise. I think it would be a sick fight

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

GOMI!

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by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 11:33 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Are you being sarcastic?

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 19, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

F that

Miller deserves a title shot

by sportquips on Mar 19, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

really for beating Kamal?

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by Noah'sArk on Mar 19, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

not yet...

he deserves it but still will have to beat a top 10/5 LW

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by F'n Clownshoes on Mar 19, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed. he has a nice win streak, but yes I believe he needs to beat a top 10. Personally I think they’ll give the shot to winner of Pettis/Guida

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by Noah'sArk on Mar 19, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

if it's Pettis they will

if Guida wins Miller should get it….actually he should get it over Pettis by a MILE but Uncle Dana made a promise. (for whatever that’s worth)

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by F'n Clownshoes on Mar 19, 2011 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think if it’s either they will. Pettis, even though he didnt deserve it, was lined for a title shot. Guida is there most popular lightweight and would probably bring in a good number if he got a title shot. Even though he’s had his up and downs, I believe Guida’s finishes and win over Gomi edges Miller

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by Noah'sArk on Mar 19, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kind of want to see Miller get brutally KO’d while his mustache continues to twitch.

by Stroma on Mar 19, 2011 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn it looked liked Kamal was asking for that knee

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by MSEMCEE on Mar 19, 2011 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Kamal. Time to hang it up son.

Persians don’t get finished. What a F’n disappointment.

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by SheepleBuster on Mar 19, 2011 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

thats what I like to see

top 10 fighter for miller please

by dbcb on Mar 19, 2011 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

The first time he’s lost AND the first time he has been stopped?! WOW!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 11:32 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

UFC LWs 2 WEC LWs 0

Sense of normalcy returning.

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

"First time Kamal has lost and the first time he's been stopped"

NSS, Rogan.

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

‘That guy sure can take a beating’ is not a compliment

by RelentIess on Mar 19, 2011 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I have on my Bad Boy t-shirt, my Shogun action figure in hand. No Jon Jones figure so he’s whoopin on Mr. T from Rocky III figure. That’s how we do.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 11:34 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I love fight night Jon Snowden.

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by Enmascarado on Mar 19, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you rockin the unibrow?

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 19, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fudge yes!

Can you give us a hint on article titles when Jones loses? ;)

by BeardedNerd on Mar 19, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn..

Miller-Bendo..

Would be nice.

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by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 11:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

GIVE THAT MAN HIS TITLE SHOT! I LOVE JIM MILLER!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

THIS.

One of my favorites. Dude is a bulldog.

by pud333 on Mar 19, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I, um, arguably fight in a tough division. And maybe I could, um, possibly deserve a title shot?

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s real humility Jon Jones. Did you watch?

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

#scmichaelson

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is Jonathan Snowden a Racist?
By Jonathan Snowden

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Jonathan Snowden’s Racism Bad for the Site?

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair, that was the most honest answer he could have given

Hyping himself up for a title shot, while cool sounding, wouldn’t have been entirely appropriate given the level of competition he’s been fighting. As much as I’d love to see Miller fight for the title, I think he still needs a solid win over a top 5-10 opponent, and I think he understands that as well.

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by CasualMMAFan on Mar 19, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

didnt he lose to gray maynard though?

by Sokonojudo on Mar 19, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

His only loses are to Maynared and Edgar...

Either way, he deserves a rematch after 7 straight wins

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

if I remember correctly neither of those were close fights. Didnt he sorta get dominated?

by Sokonojudo on Mar 19, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, just like Frankie Edgar lost to Gray Maynard. Doesn’t mean I didn’t want to see the rematch.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d rather see him fight Clay Guida. He’s struggled against wrestlers badly.

by Sokonojudo on Mar 19, 2011 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who has? Miller? He was pretty competitive against both Edgar and Maynard (clearly lost both but didn’t look horrible) he also has a few wins over wrestlers in his 20 W’s

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Be careful for what you ask.

Jon Fitch got a title shot then got his face turned into Grandpa Smurf

by Sokonojudo on Mar 19, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Frankie with the baller watch

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

The miller bros’ uppercuts come straight out of mortal kombat.

by Phildo on Mar 19, 2011 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

CALIFORNIA LOVE!

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by Ryan Tical on Mar 19, 2011 11:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Not often where we see

more than one 3rd round knockouts.

by av1o3 on Mar 19, 2011 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Kamal sure looks like a 48 year old. I still don't buy his age story and all but oh well.

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by SheepleBuster on Mar 19, 2011 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

He thinks he is 29-ish. His birth certificate (which he claims is his deceased brother’s) says he’s 38. He looks 48

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

that’s just crazy

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

As a Persian, I can tell you, I don't buy his story.

Yes. My 96 year old grand mother had the issue he is talking about. But I am just not sure how his story can be true whether he is 28, 38, 48, or 58.

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by SheepleBuster on Mar 19, 2011 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, my grand mother did not know if she was 83 or 96.

Now that’s a true story. She passed way 15 years ago. We are talking about 100+ years ago. Not 40 or 50 years. Kamal’s story does not add up

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by SheepleBuster on Mar 19, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t he at all of his own birthday parties?
If you don’t know your own age you should not be fighting.

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I think many people think twice about venturing on his lawn.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 19, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wineland upset potential = 31%

by RelentIess on Mar 19, 2011 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Jim Miller needs a top 10 guy

Is Sean Sherk still top-10?

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by SSreporters on Mar 19, 2011 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Give him Guida

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by tito (eight and oh) on Mar 19, 2011 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lets make this quick boys

I’m ready for the MAIN EVENT OF THE NIGHT

by Mocha Shaka Khan on Mar 19, 2011 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Shogun/Bones can't come soon enough

I’m getting way sleepy

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shoot to Thrill

Wineland wins the walkout music already…Urijah is coming out to Beiber

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 11:37 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Faber downplaying his opponent. Teach these guys promos please! Now you beat a guy you yourself called a nobody. Or else a nobody beats you. COME ON FABER….

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

basic pro wrestling!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

“I don’t think there’s any debate that I’m the best guy out there.”

Well, there is SOME debate.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 19, 2011 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I do so hope he meant only at BW…

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by Goonisis on Mar 19, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even then.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 19, 2011 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but at least that doesn’t count Jose Aldo.

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by Goonisis on Mar 19, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, word.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 19, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

No way it happens

But a Faber loss would be hilarious.

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Mar 19, 2011 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

everyone always looks past cruz

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

This PPV has already been worth the money. Bad ass finishes, and it’s only getting better.

by SkeezinSteevin on Mar 19, 2011 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

This show has been horrible. Are you on drugs? No diss.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you get denied a credential for this one?

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

first two fights werent great

miller fight was excellent as was barboza’s even though i think he lost

this one will be good

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

What was excellent in seeing Miller take care of some light work? He did fine against a guy not in his class.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

ZZZZ

Strikeforce had limited matches to make. UFC has all the fighters and still gives us that shit fight.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't say it was right

just saying what it was like

didn’t think it was a good fight either. made no since unless they plan on cutting the persian

by dbcb on Mar 19, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

free for me

so I am pleased as punch

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by F'n Clownshoes on Mar 19, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t say horrible. Could have been a lot better, but it’s not really even close to being horrible…

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by Goonisis on Mar 19, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve enjoyed it!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh.

We all bought it for these next two fights anyway. And the two guys I can’t bother to spell were pretty bitchin.

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 19, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe that's it.....

I wouldn’t say horrible by any stretch. There have been some pretty good fights with some great finishes. I’ve enjoyed this PPV more than the most recent ones. (I pay for the majority of them)

by SkeezinSteevin on Mar 19, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

First card I’ve paid the $55 for the HD PPV in a while, and it was totally worth the cash.

I bet finding you a good birthday gift is a bitch. :)

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by duck on Mar 20, 2011 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Absolutely; you’ll hear no complaints from me about the quality of the fights tonight, that’s for sure. The outcomes, of course, are a different story altogether.

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by CasualMMAFan on Mar 19, 2011 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, no.

Miller-Shalorus and Njokuani-Barboza have been the only good fights.

by Cunny on Mar 19, 2011 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miller-Shalorus was a one sided beating. It was ok for an overmatched dude getting dominated by a better fighter.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Cro Cop KO was pretty spectacular. And the Koch KO.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 19, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree, but they weren't good fights.

Overall the card leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

by Cunny on Mar 19, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

My point wasn't that they were good fights.

It was that this pay per view IMO was worth the money. (more so than the most recent)

by SkeezinSteevin on Mar 20, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cro cop fight was just sad.

Marquart vs Miller was good

Miller2 was alright.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

He just kissed that chick

pimpin’

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

One punch to Urijah's second butthole.

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Only one fight matters here.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 19, 2011 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

MTB and Jose Aldo whupped my ass so here I am at my last resort:The Faber Story

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 19, 2011 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

o please

couture did the same thing yet we view him as a legend

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

We?

Speak for others; not for this cynical guy.

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Mar 19, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

The ref is all tatted up!

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Faber looks much more natural at 135.

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 19, 2011 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Serious question

Jones getting booed all over the place. Racist tendencies lurking or just recognizing his inner douchebag?

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Or maybe they like crack heads?

by Unabomberman on Mar 19, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

“inner” douchebag?

by Rammie on Mar 19, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prolly

a bit of both (in a southern accent)

by sportquips on Mar 19, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

The tide has turned against Jones a lot.

He used to be loved before perception of him changed.

by Cunny on Mar 19, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really have no idea.

I think his mental game will either be insanely powerful or pathetically weak. He has his strong religious faith and some extensive visualisation techniques on his side, but that can turn against him.

by Cunny on Mar 19, 2011 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice work by Buffer!

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by MSEMCEE on Mar 19, 2011 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

tryin real hard for that hip toss

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

The ref is totally a Juggalo. I can tell.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 19, 2011 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

sucks to be u

if u can tell who is and who isnt a “jugglo” is that like gaydar

by sportquips on Mar 19, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHY I OUGHTA…!

Haha, no worries. It’s a blessing and a curse.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 19, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wineland looks good

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:46 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

wineland IMO

early control of the fight

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd say wineland so far

Faber can’t get him down

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

UGH!

Wineland does have a reach advantage. Urijah’s is shoulder width not arm length

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Wineland's takedown defense is sharp

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 19, 2011 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Wineland is going to (T)KO Faber

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 19, 2011 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

he’s gonna sleep and then boom. He should be able to sub Wineland. Should.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 19, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wineland's doing his Denis Siver impression

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

curious to see if faber has the same stamina at this weight

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by james b on Mar 19, 2011 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

there are a lot of punches to the air in this fight

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I actually think Faber had that round. He landed all the most effective shots.

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by Goonisis on Mar 19, 2011 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Look at that knot on winelands dome

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Faber actually landed some nice shots. But Wineland stuffed everything and had a slam. Close round.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Faber

Wineland controlled position better, but didn’t do anything offensive with it.

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 19, 2011 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

and Faber outstruck him, especially at the end.

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 19, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

very accurate round 1 description.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whats up with Wineland’s weird tongue/mouthpiece open mouth thing? Is it like a nervous tic?

by Hutchy on Mar 19, 2011 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

So far this round is a PEARFECT example

of failed TDs that SHOULD count against a fighter. If Urijah wins this round, I hate you.

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Mar 19, 2011 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

If Faber can’t take him down he might just screw my parlay.

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If Faber can’t take him down he might just screw my parlay.

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by ChiCubs23 on Mar 19, 2011 11:50 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

10-9 Wineland...he actually got a takedown

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

no...

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Mar 19, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

easily

Faber had some good shots

by sportquips on Mar 19, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

based on not getting hurt?

Faber landed more effective offense. Either way it was a very close round, and Wineland didn’t do anything of note other than the takedown.

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 19, 2011 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Effective defense should be taken into account. And Wineland just looked better. It was an easy 10-9, and I’ve been picking draws all damn night.

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

It wasn’t an easy 10-9 at all. Yes defence counts, but pretty much all the offence came from Faber.

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It was easy for me. I understand that you disagree. I apologize.

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

not at all, imo

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Mar 19, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

not at all

it’s really close at this point

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

not anymore

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Mar 19, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Faber GNP

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by dgonz on Mar 19, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

no Faber is in his guard dropping elbows.

by Tats16 on Mar 19, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Faber's been Sonnenizing him all round

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 19, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that Sanskrit on Wineland's thighs?

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

No

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by James Brady on Mar 19, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

Wineland was defending pretty well.

by Trysdor on Mar 19, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

??

Faber is the most overrated fighter since BJ Penn

Sounds like Springfield's got a discipline problem.
- Maybe that's why we beat them at football nearly half the time.

by New_User on Mar 19, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

This comment is perplexing on so many levels.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Mar 19, 2011 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

not from the guard

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by milk72 on Mar 19, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Based on what?
A trip and 2 elbows?

by RelentIess on Mar 19, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

20-18 buttchin

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 19, 2011 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed

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by Goonisis on Mar 19, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

19-19

3rd shall tell the tale

by sportquips on Mar 19, 2011 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

20-18 Faber

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 19, 2011 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Faber’s “slam” is a barely disguised headbutt. He also grabbed the clavicle at one point. Dirty deeds boys.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 19, 2011 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

That's what I was thinking

and I think the damage to the back of the head with those slams is worse than a punch.

by av1o3 on Mar 19, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dominic Cruz is gonna beat urijah

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by Snatchl on Mar 19, 2011 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

He sure will if Faber fights like this against him.

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by Goonisis on Mar 19, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Urijah is going to really struggle with a guy who's faster than he is.

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

my heart is racing and the Shogun fight is still 8+minutes away

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 19, 2011 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Faber is turning on the jets now

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by dgonz on Mar 20, 2011 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

on full blast

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by MSEMCEE on Mar 20, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

That'll do it

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Besides some action in the third I have found this fight kind of underwhelming.

That is probably what is killing Dana even more. He needs these lighter weight class fights to be exciting and have some huge highlights to get the mainstream fans excited about them.

by MPDevils on Mar 20, 2011 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

I thought

Wineland had the better standup faber is outclassing him

by sportquips on Mar 20, 2011 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Eddie was too hesitant to throw first

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by Snatchl on Mar 20, 2011 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Faber UD

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by dgonz on Mar 20, 2011 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

If GSP was 135...

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by tito (eight and oh) on Mar 20, 2011 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

30-27

Maybe 29-28. Rounds 2-3 weren’t at all close.

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

30-27 or 29-28 faber

by Tats16 on Mar 20, 2011 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

UD, 29-28 Faber

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by Snatchl on Mar 20, 2011 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

this fight should keep going

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by milk72 on Mar 20, 2011 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

just diarrhea

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by dgonz on Mar 20, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

boring fight

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by Noah'sArk on Mar 20, 2011 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Did he just earn his brown belt.

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

In Judo, I would hope

he definitely didn’t use any BJJ tonight.

by Trysdor on Mar 20, 2011 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

looks like it

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 20, 2011 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

especially one where he didn't use a lot of JJ

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 20, 2011 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt it works that way.

He prolly earned it in the gym, and it’s just a bonus to give it to him when he’s on a massive high.

by Cunny on Mar 20, 2011 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bones vs Shogun…finally. Nice PPV so far.

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Mar 20, 2011 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

I’ve thought it pretty much sucked balls thus far, but I had very low expectations, so I’m not that let down.

by Hutchy on Mar 20, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Had low expectations for the event as well. But thought it has been a pretty nice ppv thus far. Tbh like most viewers, I’m just looking forward to the main event.

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Mar 20, 2011 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

z

…did Faber just suggest that he was going to rape Dominic Cruz’s family?!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 20, 2011 12:05 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

that’s how they roll in cali baby

by Mocha Shaka Khan on Mar 20, 2011 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know what it was!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 20, 2011 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cruz’s kids or wife could Wtfpwn Faber ant time any where

by RelentIess on Mar 20, 2011 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

faber vs torres?

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by james b on Mar 20, 2011 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

hide yo wife hide yo kids hide yo belt

lmao

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by dgonz on Mar 20, 2011 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Besides the second round,

that was a pretty lackluster performance from Faber. Maybe I just expected too much.

by pud333 on Mar 20, 2011 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Wineland was pretty game

And had great TDD. I thought Faber looked real solid in all phases.

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was a good performance

After getting completely shut out in the first round, he didn’t give up on the takedowns and used his superior technique to bring the fight where he wanted too in the second, and half way through the third. But Wineland was tough…wouldn’t be finished like that.

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by tito (eight and oh) on Mar 20, 2011 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

SHOGUN!!!

Let’s get this started@!

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 20, 2011 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Dana should have been there with Cruz to announce TUF 14 and the title shot.

Regardless…

SHOGUN!!!!

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by BVandDietPepsi on Mar 20, 2011 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

PRIDE NEVER DIE!!

C’mon Shogun. Pull this one, even if it’s out of your ass.

by Unabomberman on Mar 20, 2011 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

SHOGUN HOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAH!

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by dgonz on Mar 20, 2011 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

i dont think urijah gets cruz down and i think he drops a decision

his takedowns and strength at 135 isnt enough, cruz will posses better defensive wrestling and continue to display his frustrating style

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by milk72 on Mar 20, 2011 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Mighty Mouse has the speed to frustrate Cruz and grind out a decision.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Mar 20, 2011 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Please don't lose Shogun

PLEASE!!!!

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by Noah'sArk on Mar 20, 2011 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

OMG! EEEEEK! BONES VS SHOGUN TIME! EEEEK!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 20, 2011 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

is this really happening right now?

by John Danaher's Hair on Mar 20, 2011 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Jones has stopped patrolling for petty crime outside the arena and is making his way to the cage.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 20, 2011 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

He’ll be on the look out for any hat thieves though.

by Tats16 on Mar 20, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

when ur gps gets stolen

ur gonna wish Bones was there, lookin out for ya

by dbcb on Mar 20, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

You act like he can’t patrol while fighting shogun…

by RelentIess on Mar 20, 2011 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

alright, I’m out until the end of the fight!

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 20, 2011 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

WAR SHOGUN!

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 20, 2011 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

either way this fight ends, BE is going to explode in an orgy of " I told you so"

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by Snatchl on Mar 20, 2011 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is this live, green screen footage? it's akward as hell

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by Snatchl on Mar 20, 2011 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

I don't know...

at the end, Jones looked to his right, like he was the monitor feed and juststared at Shogun…

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by Snatchl on Mar 20, 2011 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

They’re told where to look. it’s not live

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 20, 2011 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

So did they just put on UFC 2011 for the xbox?

by Mocha Shaka Khan on Mar 20, 2011 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Jones is gonna beat Shogun like he has a big bag full of stolen GPS devices in his locker

by RelentIess on Mar 20, 2011 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

jones legs look really skinny

in the keys to victory shot

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by james b on Mar 20, 2011 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Shogun Shogun Shogun…. Please win.

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by Goonisis on Mar 20, 2011 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

and now I'm drunk

Thanks Rogan!

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by Snatchl on Mar 20, 2011 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Excited for the fight...

not excited for BE’s comment wars afterward either way.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 20, 2011 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Its going to get ugly.

by Tats16 on Mar 20, 2011 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

troof

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by Goonisis on Mar 20, 2011 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon -- who doesn't like a pointless, angry argument that resolves nothing?

It’ll be a party.

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ha, I was just thinking that…

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by Goonisis on Mar 20, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

O....K

thats not a weird statement

by sportquips on Mar 20, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Look

I mean the head spread is so amazing. The UFC puts a lot of pressure on guys to “work out.”

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 20, 2011 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

He refers to his own body as troll-like

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by Snatchl on Mar 20, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can't get the fact Bonnar outstruck jones out fo my head...

I am remembering that fight right, right? Jones got tired and tagged a few times?

by dbcb on Mar 20, 2011 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

i cant get the fact that forrest griffin beat shogun outta my head.....

it happened a forever ago in terms on bones’ development

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by milk72 on Mar 20, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

To be the assassin, you got to beat the assassin!

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by Snatchl on Mar 20, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. Give Houston Alexander a title shot

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by StevenGiles on Mar 20, 2011 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

More appropriate question…

Is Shogun one of the premier strikers in the division?

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 20, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’d be nervous as hell if I wasn’t a little drunk.

WAR SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGUN!

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by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 20, 2011 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

This

I had nerves during the Crocop fight, but they’re long drowned now.

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by Snatchl on Mar 20, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Does Rashad enter the cage if Jones wins?

by Tats16 on Mar 20, 2011 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

that'd be sick wouldnt it

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by milk72 on Mar 20, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

its like the new iPhone ads

if you dont have an iPhone well you dont have an iPhone….duh

by sportquips on Mar 20, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Should have seen the original cut of that one. “If you don’t have an iPhone, then you’re probably not a douchebag.”

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by James Brady on Mar 20, 2011 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jones looks like he's gonna puke

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by tito (eight and oh) on Mar 20, 2011 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Jones looks scared as shit.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 20, 2011 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

did jones just pop lock and drop it?

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by dgonz on Mar 20, 2011 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

team jones here

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by milk72 on Mar 20, 2011 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

nice entrance music

that’ll get the crowd rolling

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by Chris Hines on Mar 20, 2011 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

FWIW---He'd probably admit that he's nervous too

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by Snatchl on Mar 20, 2011 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

People kept saying HE SHOOK before the Bader fight. It’s annoying at this point, and I’m rooting for him to lose.

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by James Brady on Mar 20, 2011 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa I wasnt expecting that!! A body shot KO?? WTF??? WOW!

by Hutchy on Mar 20, 2011 12:14 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I'm going to say a prayer

that Shogun wins in devastating fashion

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by Noah'sArk on Mar 20, 2011 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

I think Shogun’s skull is gettin fractured. Butterflies.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 20, 2011 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

He is..from Rochester NY!

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by MSEMCEE on Mar 20, 2011 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

New York walk in song hahaha
Love it. He may as well have walked in to a song named
‘fuck Newark and the rest of Jersey’

by RelentIess on Mar 20, 2011 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

shogun tko by hadouken

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by james b on Mar 20, 2011 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Ice T snappin pics on the cell

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by dgonz on Mar 20, 2011 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

yea a new york song in jersey isnt gonna win him any fans among jerseyites

gonna let everyone else wonder if that matters

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by milk72 on Mar 20, 2011 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m nervous. I want shogun to win bad but I always cheer for Jones just cause hes so damn exciting.

Either way this is going to be awesome.

by Tats16 on Mar 20, 2011 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Boy

he does look worried or is it just me ??

by sportquips on Mar 20, 2011 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

I have got a lot riding on this fight.

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by SheepleBuster on Mar 20, 2011 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

I did more than that. I made a promise to some folks here.

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by SheepleBuster on Mar 20, 2011 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Every time I promise people someone is going to win the exact opposite happens..

I’ve done it like 3 times and looked like an idiot. Never again!

by Tats16 on Mar 20, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I always wanted to guran-damn-tee something :)

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by SheepleBuster on Mar 20, 2011 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

did i just see rapper ice-t?

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by james b on Mar 20, 2011 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

been watching dvr recording

just got live for faber fight

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by james b on Mar 20, 2011 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

meaning fast forward through to the fights

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by james b on Mar 20, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah...

they’ve talked about him a couple times

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 20, 2011 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

eeeeh…I would NOT say that this is anywhere near something like Tyson’s title shot. Tyson was a phenomenon in the states prior to that fight. Jones isn’t a huge star yet.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 20, 2011 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

That’s neat. That’s also not the same thing ;)

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 20, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

SHOGUN HAS ICE IN HIS VEINS

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by tito (eight and oh) on Mar 20, 2011 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Why don't any Brazilian fighters ever enter to Sepultura?

Refuse/Resist would be a good choice here.

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Nice

I must have missed it. For a 30-something who will never fight professionally, I spend a lot of time thinking about what entrance music I’d come in to.

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

If Shogun loses

I say we blame it on the SuperMoon.

by Trysdor on Mar 20, 2011 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Did Goldie just refer to Jones as keeping it all in perspective?

The same Jones who’s signing autographs and tweeting that he’s already the champ?

just checking.

Wait…What? Spades?

Rogan you Raycess bastard!!!

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by Snatchl on Mar 20, 2011 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Jones has got the soul glow dude. If he wants ,Rua is going over the cage.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 20, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

looks like maximus rubbing the dirt in his hands

hes gonna fuck shogun up

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by milk72 on Mar 20, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah...

crazy hyperbole

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 20, 2011 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I took it as him saying this has as much hype since Tyson, but not AS MUCH as Tyson..

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by Goonisis on Mar 20, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

nope…they compared the hype of the title fight

by jjrome on Mar 20, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

which it isn't

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 20, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

woah woah woah

I can’t believe Rogan compared Jones to Mike Tyson.

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by TitanFan2K on Mar 20, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

makes sense

tyson was the last guy in his early 20s to get the same amount of hype as bones

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by milk72 on Mar 20, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Man, no one cares about Jones. Tyson was a legitimate star.

by Jonathan Snowden on Mar 20, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

BAH!

NO WHERE NEAR THE SAME LEVEL OF HYPE!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 20, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok close to the same amount

noone ins tysons ballpark, but jones is as close as anyones been

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by milk72 on Mar 20, 2011 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow shitty techno music. Jones is smiling.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 20, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

STFU

That’s his entrance song form Pride

by Henrique on Mar 20, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

are u going to call the music police on him? I dont think anyone cares

by Sokonojudo on Mar 20, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know what music it is.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 20, 2011 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

There’s a “your mom” joke somewhere in that sentence

by Sokonojudo on Mar 20, 2011 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss

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by dgonz on Mar 20, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Watching this in the UK I usually just record MMA events and watch them in the morning.

So excited for this fight I’ve stayed up tonight. Last event/fight I did that for was Anderson v Sonnen.

/just sayin

by Snedds on Mar 20, 2011 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

soooooooooo…

Shogun triangle round 5?

by Tats16 on Mar 20, 2011 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

unabomber is deucing in his pants LOL

by Hutchy on Mar 20, 2011 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

This is an awesome moment. Shut up Goldie and Rogan with your garbage.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 20, 2011 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Tonight PRIDE dies?

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by SheepleBuster on Mar 20, 2011 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

it does...sigh it does..

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 20, 2011 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't you get it ?

Pride
died a long long time ago my friend….where have you been?

by sportquips on Mar 20, 2011 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

no matter what

I at least wanna see if Jones can take a hard punch in the face.

even if aftwards to slams shogun and unleashes hellbows

by dbcb on Mar 20, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the main event of the evening! Hurreh.

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Mar 20, 2011 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

good job jones, keep punching and kicking that cage

by rU5H on Mar 20, 2011 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Jones Wins In Round Two By Fireball

by RelentIess on Mar 20, 2011 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

it'd be funny if this ends in 30 seconds

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by SheepleBuster on Mar 20, 2011 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Thats been my predictioin from the start….shogun by overhand right, 2 minutes into the first round, note the time stamp on this wehn it happens

by Hutchy on Mar 20, 2011 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope not….If Jones is going to win this I hope he is actually tested for once.

If shogun knocks him out in 30 seconds then hell yeah.

by Tats16 on Mar 20, 2011 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOT

somebody, by something RD 2.

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

This is so awesome….

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Mar 20, 2011 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Moments like this are why were all here gents

WAR MMA!!!

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by tito (eight and oh) on Mar 20, 2011 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

omg that was crazy

then buffer started talking…

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by Typecast on Mar 20, 2011 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

What…was up w/ that handshake?

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Mar 20, 2011 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

challenger?

I thought jones was champion already?

by dbcb on Mar 20, 2011 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Jones came bout blazing

got a sick takedown. Working from the top now.

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope this is a 5 round war….

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Mar 20, 2011 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Good job Jones. Doing something smart, (Y).

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Mar 20, 2011 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

any mention of how much weight jones cuts?

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by james b on Mar 20, 2011 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

yes

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did some flashyness that wasn’t too effective, got a takedown, is now on top

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by Goonisis on Mar 20, 2011 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Takedown. Landed a couple of elbows and punches. On top.

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Mar 20, 2011 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jones treating Rua like Tyson treated Bald Bull!

by RelentIess on Mar 20, 2011 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

annnnndd the USA chants

shut up jersey.

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Shogun is wobbling a bit

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Mar 20, 2011 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

He looks really sluggish

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Mar 20, 2011 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

WTF, why did Jones stop?

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by Goonisis on Mar 20, 2011 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

USA USA USA!!!

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 20, 2011 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

New school.

"There wasn't a man voting for it that didn't think that under a setup of this kind he'd muscle in on the profits of the men abler than himself...But while he was thinking that he'd get unearned benefits from the men above he forgot about the men below who'd get unearned benefits too. He forgot about all his inferiors that would rush to drain him just as he hoped to drain his superiors...That was our real motive when we voted. That was the truth of it. But we didn't like to think it. So the less we liked it the louder we yelled about our love for the common good."

by jrobb20 on Mar 20, 2011 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus christ this kid is a beast.

by Tats16 on Mar 20, 2011 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m fucking dying here!

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 20, 2011 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Don't worry!

Frankie Edgar like comeback inevitable.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Mar 20, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Get that GPS back from Rua!

by RelentIess on Mar 20, 2011 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Headbutt to the stomach… Is that legal?

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Mar 20, 2011 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Another takedown for Jones.

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Mar 20, 2011 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

MAN aganist boy

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 20, 2011 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Shogun's knee is fucked after this

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by Damon O. on Mar 20, 2011 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Jones gassed. Shit…

by Lucas2 on Mar 20, 2011 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

what fight are you watching?

by tanner4life on Mar 20, 2011 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

gotta give him his dues

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 20, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shogun looks totally hgassed already, no snap whatsoever on punches

by Hutchy on Mar 20, 2011 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

I hoe him not going for the fnish doesn't come back to haunt him...

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by HitokiriX on Mar 20, 2011 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Shogun is gassed already

fuck

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by dgonz on Mar 20, 2011 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

First 30 secs was Jones trying to make shogun into a SC top 10 highlight.

7 SF - WR AJ Green, Georgia - BPA.

by Typecast on Mar 20, 2011 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

10-9, maybe 10-8

Shogun doesn’t look so hot.

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Looks worse then he did against Forrest, total Jones ownage

by Hutchy on Mar 20, 2011 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

WOOO

JONES IS TOO MUCH

Legendary lay-up Jordan with the right-left switch.
Hang time, Hand glide, Stir fried, Chinky-eyed, Shanghai

by AndersonSativa on Mar 20, 2011 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Shogun = gassed

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 20, 2011 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

BREATHEE

Legendary lay-up Jordan with the right-left switch.
Hang time, Hand glide, Stir fried, Chinky-eyed, Shanghai

by AndersonSativa on Mar 20, 2011 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

BREATHEE

7 SF - WR AJ Green, Georgia - BPA.

by Typecast on Mar 20, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shogun is gassed…

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Mar 20, 2011 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

I know that the likelihood is slim, but does anyone else feel like Jones is toying with Shogun?

by SkeezinSteevin on Mar 20, 2011 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

just feel like he had more than one chance to finish

by SkeezinSteevin on Mar 20, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I do…

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Mar 20, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly? I think he’s just being insanely wary of Shoguns’ ability to strike with insane accuracy when cornered.

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by James Brady on Mar 20, 2011 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is more likely, but I can’t help but think otherwise…

by SkeezinSteevin on Mar 20, 2011 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes...

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Mar 20, 2011 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

He seems so relaxed, to the point that he looks bored.

by SkeezinSteevin on Mar 20, 2011 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think he was just doing it to pace himself. He knows it can end in a second, no point in going crazy until he knows he can end it.

by Phildo on Mar 20, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

he doesn't look nervous anymore

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

@Brookhouse You are Right. it’s nothing like Tyson. Tyson never looked this good against Trevor Berbick

by RelentIess on Mar 20, 2011 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

shoguns gassed

ACL surgery isnt a 7 month recovery, especially the 3rd time through

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by milk72 on Mar 20, 2011 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

18 till your 100%

for me at least

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by milk72 on Mar 20, 2011 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

And right on cue, Snowden’s snarky comments mysteriously cease

by Hutchy on Mar 20, 2011 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

He may not make it to rd 2

Breathe he needs to be told to breathe

by sportquips on Mar 20, 2011 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Jones is the only one throwing leg kicks

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Well. It seems my prediction was not that bad after all :)

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by SheepleBuster on Mar 20, 2011 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Jones is NFL quality athlete….Shogun is third rate soccer player.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 20, 2011 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Just goes to show what it takes to win in a fight

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by tito (eight and oh) on Mar 20, 2011 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

that has got to be the most retarded thing iv hear all year.

by pillowfists on Mar 20, 2011 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

is it?

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 20, 2011 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Brock Lesnar was literally an NFL quality athlete

Cain compares to most bar patrons

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by tito (eight and oh) on Mar 20, 2011 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

it is.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 20, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

jones is so much bigger

looks like bruce lee vs kareem abdul-jabaar

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by james b on Mar 20, 2011 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Shogun looks like he is fighting in slow motion.

by Tats16 on Mar 20, 2011 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

No, Jones is just in fast motion

by Hutchy on Mar 20, 2011 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jones is wearing that front leg out.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

which is Shogun's bad knee?

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Jones with the dirty wrestling

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 20, 2011 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Shogun throws his first leg kick and Jones takes him to the ground..

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Mar 20, 2011 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

forearms to the throat suck...

that shit sucks the wind and will out of you quickly…

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by HitokiriX on Mar 20, 2011 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Shogun looks rusty as hell

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by Noah'sArk on Mar 20, 2011 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Also

Jones is pretty good

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by tito (eight and oh) on Mar 20, 2011 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

that is definitely a huge part of it too. I’m just getting Forrest/Coleman flashbacks though in regard to Shoguns conditioning and health

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by Noah'sArk on Mar 20, 2011 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t call it rust. I just can’t. I want Shogun to win so badly, but this isn’t rust. This is being hurt and having nothing left because of it.

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by James Brady on Mar 20, 2011 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

i’m definitely not trying to take away anything from Jones. I knew he would be tough as hell to deal with tonight, but you cannot act like rust and Rua’s surgery/layoff didnt affect himm

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by Noah'sArk on Mar 20, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think lack of surgery or a layoff would have made a different, so I can act like that, honestly. That first trip takedown would have happened 10 times out of 10. That’s what started it all.

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by James Brady on Mar 20, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

No.

He looks hurt. Jones overwhelmed him in the first, and hurt him. Shogun was game, handled himself well on the ground at first, but when they went back up, he was hurt, and it’s been Jones from there

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by James Brady on Mar 20, 2011 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

damn, shogun’s face is messed up

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 20, 2011 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

20-16 Jones
Not joking

by RelentIess on Mar 20, 2011 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Jones is tired too

if he doesn’t finish this, its gonna get considerably less pretty in the championship rounds.

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, I’m worried about that.

by pud333 on Mar 20, 2011 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's elbowing him in the throat

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by dgonz on Mar 20, 2011 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Rape choke Jones!

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 20, 2011 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Jnes has done some dirty little things in this fight

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by Noah'sArk on Mar 20, 2011 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Jones treating Shogun worse than that robber

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by SheepleBuster on Mar 20, 2011 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

heartbreaking

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 20, 2011 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

i’m heartbroken also but this is fucking impressive.

by Tats16 on Mar 20, 2011 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

20-17?

This is brutal

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Jones is a decent fighter.
/s

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Mar 20, 2011 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

seems to be

fucking up the “best at 205”

by sportquips on Mar 20, 2011 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

damn leg lock attempt from jones

by Ally007 on Mar 20, 2011 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

spinning figure four attempt

by Hutchy on Mar 20, 2011 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lol

That’s exactly what I just said to my buddy.

by Bloodsport on Mar 20, 2011 12:56 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

complete and total domination by Jones, toying with Shogun, easier then the Bader fight

by Hutchy on Mar 20, 2011 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

This kid is outta his mind bat shit crazy…..and I love it!

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 20, 2011 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

this is depressing to watch 20-18 for jones

i know the fight isn’t over, but i’m starting to think who can challenge jones?

Rampage? Machida? Phil Davis in a year or so maybe?

by darkotto23 on Mar 20, 2011 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

RUA IS BEAT

Legendary lay-up Jordan with the right-left switch.
Hang time, Hand glide, Stir fried, Chinky-eyed, Shanghai

by AndersonSativa on Mar 20, 2011 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Both are tired.

And Shogun isn’t handling the reach well at all.

by AwkwardBoner on Mar 20, 2011 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

after this fight

their gonna have the jones-hamil rematch so he can avenge that loss real quick while he is here:)

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by james b on Mar 20, 2011 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

fitting hes wearing red and black tonight

just like some other world class athlete i consistently compare him too…..

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by milk72 on Mar 20, 2011 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Tiger Woods?

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

no

jones is really acting like a BULL in there

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by milk72 on Mar 20, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

shogun's footwork looks shitty

he’s backing straight up

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by dgonz on Mar 20, 2011 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Shogun looks done!

that was a great spinning elbow and the back fist at the end!

by Pablo-111 on Mar 20, 2011 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

almost

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 20, 2011 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Hellbows!!

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 20, 2011 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Ha lol

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Mar 20, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure Jones is any better then Shogun, he just possesses physical tools beyond what Shogun does.

Which isn’t to take away from Jones, who is really really good.

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by Goonisis on Mar 20, 2011 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah I know what you mean. That reach and height advantage is nasty.

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Mar 20, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t really get things like this. He’s displaying a high level technical acumen

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by James Brady on Mar 20, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not saying that he isn’t. But if it was just his technical acumen vs Shogun’s, it’s more of a fight. Jones acumen + his physical tools though…

Well you saw the fight.

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
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by Goonisis on Mar 20, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is a really poor attempt to reconcile reality with your own notions

jones is so much better than shogun, that he made him look like elliot marshall

by kellly on Mar 20, 2011 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Whew close one. Jones leg flew over Shogun’s head and Shogun got his back but failed to capitalize.

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Mar 20, 2011 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Jones...

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by tito (eight and oh) on Mar 20, 2011 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Holly Sghit

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by Snatchl on Mar 20, 2011 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

fuck

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by dgonz on Mar 20, 2011 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m dead inside

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 20, 2011 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

/hug

"Who are you and how the hell did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith."

by Goonisis on Mar 20, 2011 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The days as champ are done... but the juggernaut known as Brock Lesnar will return.

by HitokiriX on Mar 20, 2011 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

That was UNREAL

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOYAAAAA!

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 20, 2011 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

GG.

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Mar 20, 2011 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

one of the single biggest one sided ass whippings ever dished out in the octagon

by Hutchy on Mar 20, 2011 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Props to Jones though

I’m no longer a hater

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 20, 2011 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

So much for the Shogun stans..

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Mar 20, 2011 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

seriously

that was too one sided, it’s gonna be hard for someone to take that belt away from him

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 20, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Congrats Bones

He will be champ for a long time.

by AwkwardBoner on Mar 20, 2011 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Seriously, who can beat that guy?

I’ll answer myself: Nobody.

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

fuck

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by Noah'sArk on Mar 20, 2011 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Shogon looked really bad, Jones beat him in all aspects.

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by Kefka on Mar 20, 2011 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

true

including the stand up, easy

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 20, 2011 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

don’t say it joe.

by Tats16 on Mar 20, 2011 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

He said it.. jinxed it like the Machida era. lol

Congrats to Bones. Damn sad seeing Shogun gas like that.. again

by rU5H on Mar 20, 2011 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

DOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!

by jjrome on Mar 20, 2011 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

BWAHHHHHHHHHH

WHERE THE SHOGUN FANBOYS AT

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by AndersonSativa on Mar 20, 2011 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

complete domination

and i can’t help it, i like the guy

by rodger3 on Mar 20, 2011 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Pride is dead USA!!!

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 20, 2011 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Jon Jones, wow.

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Mar 20, 2011 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Shogun looked horrible.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 20, 2011 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

yup

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by Noah'sArk on Mar 20, 2011 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

absolutely terrible

never bet on someone after knee surgery I suppose

by dbcb on Mar 20, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by BeardedNerd on Mar 20, 2011 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

So

Can everyone shut up now? Is that enough domination??

by silent.bisonte33 on Mar 20, 2011 12:39 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Did Shogun tap?

I think he tapped! look at his hand as he falls.

by Trysdor on Mar 20, 2011 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Yes

he did…

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by HitokiriX on Mar 20, 2011 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

ARROGANCE=CHAMPIONSHIPS

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by AndersonSativa on Mar 20, 2011 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

shogun tapped... if you see what he did when he hit the ground

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by HitokiriX on Mar 20, 2011 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Umm..random question. But do you know what BYOND is?

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Mar 20, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

i hope you're not talking about that gay anime fan thing?

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by HitokiriX on Mar 20, 2011 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Love him or hate him, that was an amazing performance by Jones

by Stones1981 on Mar 20, 2011 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Yes

I told you guys. I am not becoming a monk. You guys who attacked me. Sorry. I called it. Now start making excuses.

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by SheepleBuster on Mar 20, 2011 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Was rooting for Shogun

but he got taken to the woodshed tonight,

Who has EVER done that to Rua

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by The Blackula on Mar 20, 2011 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

2 words

BEAT DOWN

 i guess that could be one but fuck it

by sportquips on Mar 20, 2011 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Manslaughter…

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Mar 20, 2011 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

looked like Shogun tapped.

Herb was already on his way, but I think Shogun tapped the mat.

by pud333 on Mar 20, 2011 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Pride Died

And I’m going to hate the next few days

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by Damon O. on Mar 20, 2011 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Pride
died a long long time ago my friend….where have you been?

by sportquips on Mar 20, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

89th time is the charm, you finally got me to laugh this time.

by Phildo on Mar 20, 2011 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

PRIDE NEVE...

Ah, fuck it…

I’ll be over that corner crying myself to sleep. Thank you very much.

by Unabomberman on Mar 20, 2011 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

For all those people who were boo hooing about Jones prediciting his championship and signing autographs as the champ….. ummm yeah.

by Hutchy on Mar 20, 2011 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

PRIDE finally died tonight

and I don’t ever want to hear it again

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by SheepleBuster on Mar 20, 2011 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Shut your whore mouth!

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by spectaa on Mar 20, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pride
died a long long time ago my friend….where have you been?

by sportquips on Mar 20, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

You know, I picked Jones. I rooted for Jones. This was a great fight

But maybe don’t rub it in people’s faces, cause it’s kinda douchey.

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry, we’re taking names.

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by spectaa on Mar 20, 2011 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

ANDERSON SILVA!

Yeah…yeah…um…i’m never giving up

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 20, 2011 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

UFC champion 2011

And there goes the Internet.

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by spectaa on Mar 20, 2011 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Shogun tapping to strikes not realising herb stepped in was heart braking

by Ally007 on Mar 20, 2011 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

USA USA USA

"There wasn't a man voting for it that didn't think that under a setup of this kind he'd muscle in on the profits of the men abler than himself...But while he was thinking that he'd get unearned benefits from the men above he forgot about the men below who'd get unearned benefits too. He forgot about all his inferiors that would rush to drain him just as he hoped to drain his superiors...That was our real motive when we voted. That was the truth of it. But we didn't like to think it. So the less we liked it the louder we yelled about our love for the common good."

by jrobb20 on Mar 20, 2011 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

THINK IT AND IT WILL HAPPEN

I’m COMIN FOR YOU JONES

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by tito (eight and oh) on Mar 20, 2011 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Tapping to strikes, heh

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Mar 20, 2011 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

It was the knee to the body

you see he immediately got up after he got hit with one and then he got punched another time to the same spot before it ended.

by av1o3 on Mar 20, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm worried he might get arrested for that beating!

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by james b on Mar 20, 2011 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Really gutted. Jones looked amazing, Shogun looked awful.

"If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?"

by Ephemeral Artery on Mar 20, 2011 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

A madman has the belt….Shogun your time is over.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 20, 2011 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Who is gonna be able to beat that?

I be tossin' and flossin', my style is awesome
Causin' more family feuds than Richard Dawson.

by TitanFan2K on Mar 20, 2011 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Snowden, any more snotty comments to make?

by Hutchy on Mar 20, 2011 12:41 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I’m willing to bet yes.

"There wasn't a man voting for it that didn't think that under a setup of this kind he'd muscle in on the profits of the men abler than himself...But while he was thinking that he'd get unearned benefits from the men above he forgot about the men below who'd get unearned benefits too. He forgot about all his inferiors that would rush to drain him just as he hoped to drain his superiors...That was our real motive when we voted. That was the truth of it. But we didn't like to think it. So the less we liked it the louder we yelled about our love for the common good."

by jrobb20 on Mar 20, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is honestly what I expected Shogun to say after the fight.

by BTirish on Mar 20, 2011 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

lmao…damn i felt bad for shogun though

by jjrome on Mar 20, 2011 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU JESUS!

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 20, 2011 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

GOD IS GOOD

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by spectaa on Mar 20, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Another fight I wish I'd never, ever seen.

Shogun tapping to strikes. Fuck this shit, I’m out of here.

by Cunny on Mar 20, 2011 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

did he tap?

I thought the ref stopped it?

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

FREE SHOES!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 20, 2011 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Onlyu got 2 pics wrong in the whole event , pretty happy with that

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by StevenGiles on Mar 20, 2011 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

don't talk about the undercard still...

just in case

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 20, 2011 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair Goldy already spoiled 1 of the 2 we haven’t seen

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by StevenGiles on Mar 20, 2011 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

not knocking jones

but he didnt beat the shogun who fought machida he beat the one who fought griffin, 7 months isnt enough for a recovery from an ACL tear

that being said, bones is fucking amazing, the best talent the UFC has ever seen, and has the potential to be our savior and bring us to the mainstream. how many sportscenter top 10s were in that fight???

jones could be our michael jordan

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by milk72 on Mar 20, 2011 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

he fought Shogun…at 100% he still loses.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 20, 2011 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

JONES VIA SUBMISSION (STRIKES)

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by AndersonSativa on Mar 20, 2011 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

NO THEY SHOULD THO

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by AndersonSativa on Mar 20, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Was stopped before he tapped.

by AwkwardBoner on Mar 20, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jones talked MAD shit and backed it up. Wow….wow.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 20, 2011 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Say hello to the next UFC FOREVER CHAMP

Joins the ranks with GSP and Anderson Silva. He’s gonna be the champ for a looooong time.

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by Amsterdaam on Mar 20, 2011 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

This was the Shogun who fought Mark Coleman the 2nd time

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by StevenGiles on Mar 20, 2011 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

akwardddddddddddd

by Tats16 on Mar 20, 2011 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

hahaha

Evans faceoff

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by Noah'sArk on Mar 20, 2011 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Fuck rashad

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by Typecast on Mar 20, 2011 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

oh shit

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by dgonz on Mar 20, 2011 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

This smells so much like WWF...not cised

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by Snatchl on Mar 20, 2011 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Rashad next to get beat down

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 20, 2011 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

RASHAD!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Evans is going to get fustigated.

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

SHOGUN TAPPED!!!

Man, that takes ahell ofNever thought I would see that in a million years.

by DrFernando on Mar 20, 2011 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

This is terrible. Let the kid have his night.

by John Danaher's Hair on Mar 20, 2011 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

...they always do this...

why should Jones be treated any differently?

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 20, 2011 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

They don’t “always” do this. This situation is a bit special.

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by spectaa on Mar 20, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not really?

It’s a guy winning a title. It’s cool. But business says “sell the next fight” they already sold this fight.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 20, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes really

It’s normal that they do this, like you said that’s how they always proceeded. But it felt so awkward with all the drama boing on between them…

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by spectaa on Mar 20, 2011 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

c'mon...

this was a little extreme, even for them.

by John Danaher's Hair on Mar 20, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, poor dude, he looked sad lol.

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by spectaa on Mar 20, 2011 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can we please not blame Evans for it though?

It ain’t like he made a scene out of it. He seemed like he had to do it so swallowed hard and did it and got out.

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by Enmascarado on Mar 20, 2011 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

What a way to kill s great moment. Wow…

by Lucas2 on Mar 20, 2011 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

If jones fights like he did tonight… nobody beats him even on their best day.
His best is better than anyone else

by RelentIess on Mar 20, 2011 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Hes barely ever lost a minute in the Octagon…..or 30 seconds, for that matter.

by Hutchy on Mar 20, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

BOOO this man!! I don’t know why but boo him.

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by spectaa on Mar 20, 2011 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Good shit Jones

those AKA guys should be ashamed

by av1o3 on Mar 20, 2011 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

And Rashad’s career begins his endgame.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 20, 2011 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Jones looks pissed

by Tats16 on Mar 20, 2011 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Rashad is going to obliterate Rashad.

To big. Too strong. Too many physical advantages. Better at everything.

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thats how it usually works, Rashad has always been his own worst enemy.

by Hutchy on Mar 20, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Haha. Whoops.

You get the idea.

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

right? not a fan

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by Snatchl on Mar 20, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

so pro wrestling

still fucking awesome

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by milk72 on Mar 20, 2011 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

How is it WWE bullshit? they’re selling what could be a really big money fight.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 20, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

no reason

to make it out to be something its not, they are not friends they are not really even teammates…its disheartening to think they need to do fake stuff like that

by sportquips on Mar 20, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

They don’t need to fake anything. They DID say they weren’t going to fight. Now they will. It’s a big money story that should absolutely be sold.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 20, 2011 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Beginning of the end of “teammates don’t fight”?

"There wasn't a man voting for it that didn't think that under a setup of this kind he'd muscle in on the profits of the men abler than himself...But while he was thinking that he'd get unearned benefits from the men above he forgot about the men below who'd get unearned benefits too. He forgot about all his inferiors that would rush to drain him just as he hoped to drain his superiors...That was our real motive when we voted. That was the truth of it. But we didn't like to think it. So the less we liked it the louder we yelled about our love for the common good."

by jrobb20 on Mar 20, 2011 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

SOLD

there it is, selling faking hits i.e WWE bull

by sportquips on Mar 20, 2011 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s not fake! selling a fight does not mean something is fake. it means you’re using the existing storyline to interest fans.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 20, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s call it “backstory,” I think that will please guy. The word “storyline” appears kinda fake. I guess.

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by James Brady on Mar 20, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why spoil
Jones’ moment I mean that could have been done at another event no reason to do it here.

by sportquips on Mar 20, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

How does that spoil anything

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by James Brady on Mar 20, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

plus its

been all over they are NOT friends have not been hanging out, I just think its disrespectful to jones on his high note to have to say (what seemed) some made up bullshit

by sportquips on Mar 20, 2011 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

They are teammates. It’s overstated their level of friendship, but it was very clear that the guys talked and liked eachother. They absolutely trained with eachother on numerous occasions.

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by James Brady on Mar 20, 2011 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am sure they had

but the WWE I mean the UFC want to spin it in a way that makes it seems as if Jones is a Godfather to one of Rashads kids

by sportquips on Mar 20, 2011 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ok. Whatever guy. Be a little more pissed off that Jones won. Some people just like being angry for whatever reason. I’m going to enjoy looking forward to Rashad-Jones

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by James Brady on Mar 20, 2011 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shit

I aint pissed just feel they handled it wrong

by sportquips on Mar 20, 2011 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

You have no clue. They ARE teammates.

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by James Brady on Mar 20, 2011 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shut up

Watch a different sport

by Bloodsport on Mar 20, 2011 12:50 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Why spoil

Jones’ moment I mean that could have been done at another event no reason to do it here.

by sportquips on Mar 20, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

because every UFC show is a commercial for the next 3 shows. You already have a captive audience who wants to know what Bones will be doing next after that ass kicking, if you know what he’s doing next, tell them.

by Phildo on Mar 20, 2011 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

meh

Yes he’s a champion now, and he’s a father and has shown how insightful he can be, but what you saw at the end of this fight was a 23 year old kid upset at having to face a training partner. Besides, who wants to see Jones face Evans? I still can’t get the image of Rashad getting KTFO’d by Machida, Bones is going to sit on him for 3 rounds and elbow him to oblivion.

There’s only one fight I want to see featuring this kid at 205 and that’s Anderson. After that? Go up to heavyweight and rule the division..

by craigdetroit on Mar 20, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope Rashad knocks him out. Just for the sake of me having fun with the internet

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 20, 2011 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Black on black crime.

"There wasn't a man voting for it that didn't think that under a setup of this kind he'd muscle in on the profits of the men abler than himself...But while he was thinking that he'd get unearned benefits from the men above he forgot about the men below who'd get unearned benefits too. He forgot about all his inferiors that would rush to drain him just as he hoped to drain his superiors...That was our real motive when we voted. That was the truth of it. But we didn't like to think it. So the less we liked it the louder we yelled about our love for the common good."

by jrobb20 on Mar 20, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Please Evans pull off a miracle

and KO Bones

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by Noah'sArk on Mar 20, 2011 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah because I love LNP 29-28 wins as opposed to exciting displays of pure skill.

by Hutchy on Mar 20, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

did you bet your house against Jones or somethin?

So let me get this straight: the WWE has gone from the powerful "Austin 3:16" to the dominant and iconic "Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?" all the way to... (cue baby voice) "You can't see me." Oh, believe me, we all can see you. A blind-folded, sleeping, stuck in the basement, Stevie Wonder can see your monkey ass. - The Rock

by Rod Mapada on Mar 20, 2011 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jones does not look pleased with Rashad

by rU5H on Mar 20, 2011 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

I still love you Shogun!

you are still my #1!

yo no quiero hacer mas nada

by Orcus on Mar 20, 2011 12:45 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

This fight was on Spike.

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

who can challenge Jones?

Rampage? Machida? Phil Davis? Mousasi?

Or do the LHW’s just have to weight until Jones gets too big for the 205 divison?

by darkotto23 on Mar 20, 2011 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

his style definitely could give him problems.

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by James Brady on Mar 20, 2011 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

One thing that’s clear to me: I don’t see Jones tripping Machida the same way he trips everyone else. Where to go from there? I dunno.

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by James Brady on Mar 20, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

The distance that Machida relies on that he can close so quickly, would be further away than he’s accustomed. That extra 12-18 inches means more time to react and less effective. Plus, how will Machida counter when Jones can hit him from such greater range?

by John Danaher's Hair on Mar 20, 2011 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m really not ready to start breaking down a potential Jones-Machida matchup yet. My brain needs some rest after that. It’s very preliminary statement that stylistically, the only guys I see giving him problems are Machida and Davis. That’s really all you’ll get out of me right now. You can disagree all you want, that’s totally fine bruva.

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by James Brady on Mar 20, 2011 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Machida is the only one whose style I see giving Jones trouble. Liddell in his prime would have been a horrible style match up for Bones too

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by Noah'sArk on Mar 20, 2011 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

jones looks pissed the fuck off

maybe not the best timing

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by milk72 on Mar 20, 2011 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Twist!

Maybe Rashad was the GPS thief!!!!

by Trysdor on Mar 20, 2011 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, I've always liked the Champ at 205

and never thought i’d root for Rashad. Today sucks lol

Fuck this, I’m out.

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by dgonz on Mar 20, 2011 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh my god.

That will shut me up for good.

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by SSreporters on Mar 20, 2011 12:47 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Which Fighter gets the camp? Greg Jackson? Id say the Champion Bones Jones

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by MMA_PITBULL on Mar 20, 2011 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

I think Evans said he would go to grudge

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by Noah'sArk on Mar 20, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ahh good to know

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by MMA_PITBULL on Mar 20, 2011 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

i imagine he will try to use the same edgar-like style he used against rampage

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by james b on Mar 20, 2011 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

that should work well against a guy who's faster and stronger than him

with better reach. Bones is such a miserable matchup for Rashad, it’s not even funny.

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by Dave Strummer on Mar 20, 2011 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

So how should I eat my crows?

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by spectaa on Mar 20, 2011 12:47 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Boiled in our collective, bitter tears.

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by Amsterdaam on Mar 20, 2011 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Rashad needs a new camp

There is no way that anyone at Jackson’s backs hiim over Jones.

Just no way

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by Snatchl on Mar 20, 2011 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

That was kinda fucked up

kinda went too far in putting them on the spot. Now he don’t even look happy.

by Revolver on Mar 20, 2011 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

If I was Rua..phuck the post-fight interview. And the fight reminded me of the second Rua-Machida fight.

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Mar 20, 2011 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

No one loves this sport more than me,

but I don’t understand all the hate about the “entertainment” side of the UFC. As long as it’s real, and doesn’t go overboard, I see nothing wrong with hyping a fight like that to make it more exciting.

by SkeezinSteevin on Mar 20, 2011 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah this isn't fake...

they were teamates

they said they wouldn’t fight each other

now they say they will

what is WWE or fake about that?

by dbcb on Mar 20, 2011 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly, or, what’s wrong with entertainment?

by SkeezinSteevin on Mar 20, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

That dude has a crazy dome.

:~) <-- Vera after Silva 1/1/11

by Amsterdaam on Mar 20, 2011 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

They need to have a second fight or jones the same night he takes out Evans.

He could have beaten Evans tonight after Rua was done

by RelentIess on Mar 20, 2011 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Rashad is completely fucked...

I’d be pretty pissed off at the guy who rolled into my knee at practice right about now.

by DrFernando on Mar 20, 2011 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

who the hell is rashad going to bring into camp to emulate jones?!?!?!?!

freakin stefan struve?!?!

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by james b on Mar 20, 2011 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

LOL! Agreed (But why so angry about it?)

by SkeezinSteevin on Mar 20, 2011 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Roger Gracie will prevail

by hewsdaddy on Mar 20, 2011 1:46 AM EDT reply actions  

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